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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/27: TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (TBA)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/user/mmadigest
http://mmajunkie.com/
http://mmafighting.com/
http://www.mmamania.com/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/
>unironically losing
Schaub
1st for Ngannou
first for mighty mouse #1 p4p GOAT
do you agree with this question: when you look at wrestling in the olympics or colligate, and look at wrestling in mma in general, they look nothing alike
>unironically fighting
>>67077520
Who taught you grammar, Irish?
Conor doesn't need to do a press conference everyone knows who he is and what he can do everyone just wants to jump on his back the minute he does something out of the ordinary this isn't an out for him he's looking forward to fighting nate he will easily beat him he was beating him last time too until nate did a choke onto him theres loads of begrudgers saying he's injured again or that he's on cycle and wouldn't have passed a test if they tested him when he got to the states who cares about press conferences we want fights not talking everyone needs to shut the f*ck up about it already its just a press conference no one even watches them
>>67077520
>do you agree with this question
>no question
Too much potato water ?
>>67073465
Shit quality but hey, at least I tried.
>>67077574
>Gold medal """""wrestler"""""
Should we euthanize the captious questions potato?
>>67077608
We should euthanize the whole of Potatoland desu
>>67077408
>mfw i made that post
>>67077658
Can a rightful sweet release like that be considered a punishment?
Yes or no question; conor should move to lightweight or bantamweight
Why are you even adding events that havent even had a main event finalized
How autism are you
>>67077780
>bantamweight
The weight cut would unironically kill him
>>67077804
none of you bums can compete with my autism yeh
>>67077826
He'll be fine
>>67077780
Conner should have a superfight with DJ at 145.
OSP's arm after last night
>>67077408
>5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
>5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
>mfw Bellator going head to head against 198
>>67077908
I'd watch it. McGreggor would dust him with one punch though.
>>67077908
Imagine the excuses if he lost.
>>67077910
broken hand?
anyone got that webm of that guy doing that running leg throw where he jumps and wraps his legs around a guys head then does something and propels himself around the guy then throws him.
>>67077999
He wouldn't but bah gawd that would be incredible
Could Might Mouse beat Lesnar in a 5 rounder?
>>67077910
>"fuck is this? I don't see shit"
>looks a little closer
>"oh god it's shattered"
>>67078006
Nah, right there
>>67078227
His little rant after the fight was pretty good. Shame he sounds like a goof when it counts, though.
Who /EDGY BRAH INVITATIONAL/ here?
>>67078383
>drawjitsu tournaments
>ever
>>67078383
Why the fuck is Damien Maia not in this?
>>67077408
>>>67073465 →
man lying on the ground like homosexuals ... you call this fighting ? any top ten boxer would smoke these guys. MMA is not a sport
>>67078471
STFU PLEB
UR Fight is up 4 free
https://www.urshow.tv/Video/2HROjPAu
does anyone have a webm of when jon slammed osp?
greetings from /nba/
>>67078511
u know im right
>>67078630
You gotta offer up some bunda to get these cucks motivated
>>67078764
He's looking small
RIP his gains
>>67078764
>that clearly edited picture
does he have lesions all over his face or something lads
IT IS ALL OVER
>>67078764
is dennis
>>67078764
post yfw sage dies of MRSA and he's only 19
When is rogan gonna cut the Sage vs MRSA promo?
Is there a fighter with a more impressive track record than Vitor Belfort?
>>67078764
Did he die?
>>67079185
schaub
>>67079215
Good point, didn't think of him.
>>67079185
sage
>>67079049
His birthday was this month, he's 20 now m8
>>67079185
Jon Jones
Dominick Cruz
>>67079185
Jones
Silva
Werdum
Aldo
RDA
Maybe McGobbler
>>67079261
>sage is 20
>>67079049
MRSA IS THE ELITE OF THE ELITE, THIS VIRUS HAS PERFECT TECHNIQUE, IN MY OPINION, IT IS THE BEST POUND FOR POUND VIRUS IN THE WORLD.
>>67079585
MRSA IS A MONNNNSTERRRRR, THIS WILL BE THE TOUGHEST TEST YET FOR SAGES IMMUNE SYSTEM
>>67078764
>ywn be this perfect
fuck you
>>67078764
why did sage post a pic of pewdiepie
>>67079585
Brilliant defense from MRSA, Mike
Methicillin just can't land anything here
>Mike Goldberg will die of a stroke in your lifetime
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461452882576.webm
What happened to Anthony Pettis? He used to me a beast.
>>67080027
USADA
>>67077408
well fight pass has eddie bravo tonight
then
Combate Americas: LA Aftershocks II monday
Combate Americas: The Road to the Championships IV tuesday
EFN: Moscow
our glorious russian fightpass guys on friday again, with kudin headlining (big juice head russian guy)
UFC 198 is looking spicy as fuck 2bh guys
>>67079945
Is this real?
He sounds like a VHS being rewinded.
Is there any possibility of DC vs Jones getting on ufc 200? something has to save thgat mess
>>67080185
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
F A M
http://youtu.be/uMX_o4xxYx4
Webm of the first two seconds pls
>>67080361
>not available in your country
what the fuck
>>67080217
It's real
Kekked my ass off when I first heard it
>>67080437
bottom right
RDA is natty
>>67080437
>>67080437
https://tx.proxfree.com/permalink.php?url=s54aaHA%2FaGsaD5vHs0QZLcUclS%2FcUxrnNZwEMCiA0I8XcObZuXJAclRVA5TmZCgfS%2BJ863N5Qg9kbmA6HQNEbgj5aCCu3nd2oi9Tt3ixEv6wYJZfMzO9SUd9K%2B%2FFh3O6&bit=1
>>67078676
who the fuck is this?
>>67080486
aint clicking that shit
Is this Joe Rogan's final year commentating for the UFC?
>>67080575
it's just a proxfree.com link in which I pasted the video you couldn't watch.
>>67080582
why
>>67080483
>RDA is natty
>>67080437
Is it ironic that Vitor is the most successful Brazilian post USADA?
>>67080582
60% No
40% yes because of his meme keto diet
>>67080628
>all Brazilians are religious
>all Brazilians cheat with steroids
>>67080657
RdA
>>67080582
hopefully
>>67080048
>mcmeme thought he could beat Lawler
wew
>>67080657
Werdum
>>67080582
UFC won't be the same without Joe and Goldie.
There's better commentators but I'll miss "IT IS ALL OVER!!!" "WOOOOOOOOOOW!"
>>67080759
JIM ROSS & QUINTON JACKSON
>>67078764
How much blur can one put into a single picture
>>67080048
Jesse christ how is he still standing
>>67078764
>prayers
why get 21st century medical treatment if people talking to themselves cures illnesses?
>>67080855
A LOT of steroids
>>67080783
*Robin Black and Brian Stann
>>67080884
>steroids give you a better chin
>>67080759
DC was very good without jones in the cage. cormier/stann maybe? since cormier is just better golberg
>>67080936
>since cormier is just better golberg
everyone is just better goldberg
>>67080927
>what is Overeem and Bigfoot
>>67080936
cormier sucks in front of a camera
he's like high schoolers doing news reports
>>67080927
glad we agree
>>67080927
>steroids
>more muscle
>more muscular chin
>more immune to shots
Seems legit
>ranallo literally doing WWE
vince wins again
Hi /heem/, can anyone give me an OFFICIAL RUSSIAN MMA ORG POWER RANKING?
If Mcmeme loses to Froakie or Aldo he's ofically done with. It looks like he won't be fighting Diaz so it's make to memeing on manlets.
what does "t." mean?
unironically it's killing me
>>67080855
When Lawler looses HP his rage meter starts to fill up, in the later rounds he can then spend these points to avoid being heemed and increase attack speed.
When fighting Lawler, try to either submit or flash KO him early on, or wrestlefuck him to a decision without actually doing too much damage.
>>67081092
t. newfag
here's all the tape from the Olympic World Qualifier Trials in Mongolia
>https://unitedworldwrestling.org/event/1st-og-world-qualifying-tournament
the Jr. at Mizzou J'den Cox who won NCAAs the past two years ran train and qualified for Rio
Molinaro lost but has one more shot
another dude got choked out in this one
>https://youtu.be/gW5GHN8tLiE
>>67081092
It's shortened from terveisin, which means best regards in finnish. It is an ebin spurdo spadre meme
>>67081092
it's short for the finnish word for regards
it's a ylilauta thing
ylilauta -> /int/ -> 4chan
Anyone here compete? Just won my first fight. Absolutely destroyed the dude too kek.
>second round begins, hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, KOing him instantly
Felt fucking boss.
>>67081132
t. get a job
>>67081177
t. wagecuck
keep paying for my vidya games goyim
>>67081171
This is copypasta don't respond. It's also past midnight on Monday in Britain and he's doing this, btw.
>>67078764
>that touch up
>that practiced smile
God please kill this man
>>67081197
How many can you afford on $800 a month?
>you now remember Conner Macgregger
>>67081306
Michael "The Meme Supreme" Paige
>>67081222
Trips confirm sage smiting
what went wrong?
>>67081355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1rebPjm-Ss
>>67081375
That golden retriever on the left needs to get a tennis ball thrown to it so it perks up
>>67079945
>and the champion Joannjryaochingchong*ClickClick* Jaycheck
>>67080361
>there's 5883 gold medalists, but there's only one UFC flyweight champion, that's me
He's the best.
>>67081452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr3yOkbFAps
he literally can't take 1 minute to remember a word
>>67081508
joanna and claudia speak english, he can't master two last names
>>67081394
he's not wrong desu
>>67081229
Hundreds, if I play my cards right. My parents pay for anything I could need, and steam sales greatly decrease the cost of games.
Get off of 4chan and get back to work, goyim
Mr. Nosebergstein is getting testy, wouldn't want to make him angry with you
>not mentioning EBI in 30 bings
Who watching?
>>67080361
Why does /heem/ not like him again?
>>67081583
will there be a stream? It is usually hard to impossible to find a quality stream for BJJ events
>>67081569
>My parents pay for anything I could need
>>67081569
A deadbeat loser and an antisemite. What's your favorite video game?
>>67081606
its on fightpass bro. Try Eddie Bravos youtube? idk
>>67081645
ehhh, I'm not a realfightfan/don't have a fight pass subscription. Plus GoT premieres and I'm too bored not to watch it, even though it'll be terrible most likely.
>>67081675
i have not even watched the last season
Daniel Cormier is such a cornball brother
>>67081696
you have done everything correctly then, it was absolutely terrible, at least for book readers. Friends who haven't read them found it ok.
>>67077910
Did he break it during the walk in, because that fucking bum had no cardio for the whole fight.
Is this the EBI 6 thread?
>>67081600
He's a manlet and his early fights used to be boring
Also already been proven he couldn't become BW champ
>>67081801
Yes
>>67081816
stream? inb4 ufc.tv
I loved how as DC was essentially saying Jones is looking a bit rusty and he feels hard pulling out because he could beat this JBJ, Goldie just interrupted and said "as an athlete you'd want to face the best Jon Jones" and DC was just like "y..yeah"
>>67081729
what do you mean by that?
Is it ok if I like DC?
>>67081834
I'll try to find one once it starts.
How can jones be considered the GOAT when every fight goes to a decision?
>>67081904
Is it okay to like a literal dicksucker?
>>67081904
Yes.
Any fighter can be your boy except the cock guy Rockhold or Travis Browne
>>67081921
he finished 10 of his 17 UFC fights.
>>67081931
>Travis Browne
Browne is literally the best heavyweight right now
Ben Askren's podcast is better than The Fighter and the Kid
>>67081893
He comes across as an uncle tom
>>67081990
Idiot
>>67081920
thanks mane
Ovince st whatever was so ridiculous last night, hed connect good strikes and then back off and let jones kick him 10 times before he tried to punch again.
That was one of the worst LHW bouts I have ever seen, Jones was also so bad and insecure he kept only doing as little as he needed to do to win... You could see it in his face he was pissed about how he couldn't just walk up and finish that dude.
>>67082017
TFATK is literally the worst podcast I ever listened to, it's not that hard to top.
>>67081927
I just like him, he seems genuine. Whereas bones seems to be bipolar, fake.
>>67082084
yes but DC doesn't fit the stereotypical bull fantasy for the TFATK fans in these threads
>>67082035
are you saying he's not down for the cause?
>>67081904
You should like DC, he is a good fighter and a good human being.
>Fight pass shilling out some shitty grappling tournament
Literally why? Grappling is objectively the most boring part of MMA, why would anyone watch pure grappling?
If you could send one heavyweight current or retired into the octagon to absolutely smash jones through the canvas: Who would you pick?
>>67082148
none you weirdo
>>67082148
bork is the only right answer im sure
>>67082148
Fedor
>>67078764
Grappling gives you infectious diseases.
>>67082162
Brock couldn't smash shit, only smother to death
>>67082148
I'd have to go with Barnett.
we using heemspeak for EBI? its on now
>>67082148
Daniel Cormier
>>67082218
A slight brush from his fist turned faces into bloody messes.
Imagine if he focused solely on boxing, he could have reached mike Tyson levels of domination
>>67082180
Fedor's beady little eyes would definitely be an advantage.
>>67080812
it looks like that shitty app that makes people look better for selfies, cranked all the way up to 10
EBI STREAMSSSS PLS
EBI stream where
>>67082265
And if he got into MMA earlier and didn't get that diverticulitis
>EBI running the same time as Game of Thrones
Eddie u goof
>Sponsored by Ayahuasca
>JRE Logos in the background
top kek
Is nick the tooth a meme?
>>67082325
manhump ladies and gentlemen
>>67081508
>yo an an a
>ee yen jay chick
anana?
>>67082302
>>67082304
UFC.tv
>>67082265
I don't think you ever watched Brock fight
Also he was absolutely terrified of being hit
>>67082134
>Grappling is objectively the most boring part of MMA
maybe that's why ever think of that?
>>67082376
I think more fighters should just flip the bird when they're in submission desu.
The Undertaker had that locked in tight, there was no way Lesnar was going to get out of it even despite his bigger frame. Pretty devastating submission hold if it managed to put the former UFC World Heavyweigh Champion of the World Brock Lesnar to sleep
>>67082302
>>67082304
LEGAL
http://www.ufc.tv/video/eddie-bravo-invitational-6
For Illegal goofs
findminecraft.com/eddie-bravo-invitational-6
>>67082417
this
Boxers always say how bad boxing is in MMA compared to pro boxing. As a jits guy the same applies to grappling
>>67082446
>findminecraft
what the fuck is this
Who /EDGY BRAH INVITED/ here?
>>67082519
me
you got heemspeak?
>>67082446
>screamer.swf
Thanks, NoScript :^)
>>67082441
yeah the ref really should have intervened sooner. brock could have been seriously injured
>>67082519
Can't find a stream, Taima has it in their schedule but isn't streaming it.
Ooooh shit. That looked bad
Tappy
There are some big guys in this tournament
>>67082624
Eddie uses MMA weightclasses usually but this is Openweight so guys dont worry about slimming down
>>67082545
Nah, you already missed Garry Tonon making some guy get knee surgery.
>>67082639
no i saw it
I just want to talk to fellow grapplers
>>67082624
for u
>>67078764
looking pretty small desu
>>67069480
Are those toe imprints?
does anyone believe that jon was offered a suitcase bonus if he fought so safe that he would guarantee the rematch with DC at 200?? theres 10 million dollars floating around right now in the UFC that will (should) be used to recover the 200 card.
Pettis getting outstruck in a kickboxing match is the nail in his career coffin
Hope that local gym and bar owner money keeps him afloat
>>67082734
yup
>>67082746
If they don't believe that, there's another suitcase in osps hotel room that started with 20k and lost 250 bucks for each punch he threw, habeeb dat
>>67082746
he was going to fight safe regardless knowing the stakes.
facing someone with a totally different style and stance on 3 weeks notice and after a year layoff - jackson and jones for sure sat down to figure out the safest way through it
>>67082746
They're alread planning it
>>67082825
i can habeeb that too. i just wonder.
>>67077408
Just a reminder: dana white has a net worth of 350 million dollars
>holly Holm took home more money losing to Tate than jewbok paid out total for 197 by a factor of two
Does this goof commentator not know how EBI works?
Yuri looks great
>>67082945
I think the rules got recently changed
>>67082945
>watching SMA
Kill yourself, casual.
I love it, you have fightpass but you've still never watched a card before Conor turned up.
>>67082685
How do I get heemspeak?
>>67083000
download Teamspeak Client
Click Connect
type this in address bar
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
Meanwhile in Iceland
>>67083000
have to post a video of you heeming someone for invite
nice get
why doesn't eddie get rogan and schaub to do the commentary for these?
>>67083032
Ah fuck I just realized I don't even have a mic.
>>67083105
>i put on my nicest white shirt over my nicest white wifebeater
>>67083086
>Schaub
>BJJ
topkek
Rogans also probably really busy and the UFC might not let him do other commentary gigs.
>>67083033
look at those little baby legs
smdh will they ever learn?
>>67083086
they already hooked him up with fight pass. theyre too busy.
>>67083123
if you got a laptop it probably has a shitty internal one
>>67083123
not even an inbuilt camera or something?
>>67082985
>I love it, you have fightpass but you've still never watched a card before Conor turned up.
False, I was a casual before McGoobs turned up
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEE_aJ3sBxB/
>>67082055
>he kept only doing as little as he needed to do to win...
seemed holm was doing the same thing against tate. had she opened up in classic style she could have finished miesha
>>67082148
Alistair Overeem. Absolute nightmare matchup.
>>67082265
>Imagine if he focused solely on boxing
He would quit because he doesn't like to get hit. LOL.
>>67083252
>i train a bare minimum of bjj in a gi
it shows how ridiculous WMMA is that Ronda's skillset smokes Tate but can't beat Holly, and Tate's skillset matches up well for Holly strictly because she can shoot takedowns
Flynn was a tough dude but great finish
>>67083252
>seemed holm was doing the same thing against tate.
well no. Holm is a counter puncher but Tate wasnt engaging much standing and waited for takedown opportunities.
Who do you lads have for Nelson-Tumenov? I have Tumenov, much better striking than Nelson and I think he has decent TDD as well.
>it's a "Joe Rogan says Demetrius Johnson is the best p4p fighter ever " episode
Has he ever forced any meme for this long and this vigorlously?
>>67083256
Is that you in the pic? You're clearly on the gas.
>>67083132
Schaub has solid BJJ.
>>67078631
>>67078511
>>67078471
Do you always talk to yourself on the spanish bullfighting forums?
>>67083159
>>67083160
I have a desktop. I'm looking around for something to use. Maybe earbuds with mic
>>67083354
but he is
>>67083387
yeah its decent for MMA. But he submitted who? Mitrione?
>>67083354
It's true. Who is better?
>inb4 Jones
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67083354
it's hard to get anyone to care about calling a 125'er the p4p GOAT because 80% of LW or better fighters would still wreck him
at least among normal size weight classes there can be plausible upsets
>>67083314
Tate doesn't match up well with Holm. She is not a one trick pony, unlike Rousey. It's her striking that allowed her to win, not her double legs.
>>67083412
Jon Jones and Dominick Cruz
>>67082148
Junior Dos Santos
>>67083346
Probably Tumenov, shame because Gunnar is my boy. If Gunnar somehow gets it to the ground though it's all over at the shop, Tumenov hasn't faced anyone with anything even close to Gunnar's ground game.
>>67083416
That is irrelevant. MM is by far the most skilled and well rounded guy in the UFC. His dominance over his opposition is also staggering. He doesn't have a reach or size advantage like Jones either, who btw faced MWs in like half his fights.
>>67082148
mark hunt
>>67083519
it's very relevance, because if you're going to convince me a particular guy is the best fighter that ever lived and he would get cucked by a normal sized male fighter with slightly better than average fight skills
then it's not that impressive
>>67083412
Jones fought the best ever in their prime and made them all look like shit.
DJ is a King in manletland
>>67083458
Jon Jones boxing is shit. MM's isn't.
Cruz is good, but his power is underwhelming. He is a point fighter, unlike MM who subbed a guy in the last second of the 5th round. He also hasn't fought in a long time and it's not unreasonbale to say that Dillashaw and Barao beat him. Hell, even Faber has a chance.
>>67083561
>very relevance
>>67083561
>p
>4
>p
>>67083354
I actually agree with him on that.
>>67083519
Get fucked Joe Rogan, who's Mighty Mouse beat, huh? Yeah fucking nobody. Jog on.
Mighty Mouse lording over an irrelevant division doesn't mean shit except that the division is shit.
>>67083354
Ever is a hell no, but right now? Until Jon Jones gets back in the groove, it's all MM.
>>67083565
>in their prime
He has not fought a single person at the championship level in their prime apart from Gustaffson and maybe DC.
>>67083576
>It's not unreasonable to say TJ beat him
He clearly dominated the first 3 rounds and only slowed down when his foot got injured
He's also beaten MM before
https://youtu.be/ATXaezuXB-k
>>67083593
he might be p4p, but my point is rogan's constant fawning over him is meaningless because the general public does not give a shit how good a guy is when he's 125lbs and 5'3
a D1 college football player could probably take him out
>>67083317
>Holm is a counter puncher
for the most part. there have been times when she's gone pure aggro on opponents though. she needs to learn that there's a time to sashay away and a time to aaron pryor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O39psaFgk_U
>dude weed lmao ads
>>67083576
>Hell, even Faber has a chance.
This is how you blew your cover.
>>67083624
>shogun
>machida
>Belfort
You could make an argument for Chael and I'd buy it tho, Anderson's triangle killed his spirit.
>>67083561
That's what "p4p" means brah. if you don't care about it, whatever, but don't pretend it isn't true.
>>67083565
No he didn't you moron. Shogun was not in his prime. Rampage probably wasn't either. Machida is a middleweight. Rashad is undersized too. Vitor is a middleweight. Chael is a middleweight and nowhere near the best ever. Gus lit him up like a christmas tree and many think that he won that fight. Glover is not the best ever. DC was an impressive win, I'll give you that.
Compare that to MM who is without a doubt the most skilled guy to ever do it.
You tools don't even know what p4p best means: it has nothing to do with accoplishments but who is the BEST at this sport if you ignore weight. That is DJ without a doubt. Aldo is also better than Jones.
>>67083629
The fact that DJ is a more skilled fighter than anyone who has ever walked the face of the earth is not meaningless no matter how much you move the goal posts I'm afraid.
>>67083661
who's been the most consistently aggro fighter of all time
i'd go
1. wanderlei
2. manhoef
It's funny that casuals call the lightweight divisions more technical and skilled just because they're fast.
Give a heavyweight that natural speed and gastank and they'd appear just as skilled.
ITT: people don't understand the meaning of pound for pound
>>67083668
>>shogun
kek, pride days had long past
>>machida
middleweight
>>belfort
middleweight
>>67083669
>Opinions
OK Achmed.
If Dodson beats Cruz, I'll be like 90% sure DJ can clear out BW if he moves up.
>>67083669
>>67083674
p4p great cucked by dominick cruz lololol
>>67081927
oh this meme again wait...
i forgot to laugh wait...
yeah, nah it's not even remotely funny, kinda gay fantasy shit for the poster it seems
>>67083708
That's because you're a casual.
>>67083619
>who's Mighty Mouse beat, huh?
Dodson, Benavidez, Bagautinov, Horiguchi off the top of my head.
It doesn't matter if those guys are pleatered on poster all over your roo you idiot. P4P is about
S
K
I
L
L
S
.
He is clearly the best, except for Aldo, MAYBE.
>>67083745
>dc is his boy
>>67081990
Ronda is that (you)
>>67083749
Fuck you.
would demetrious johnson beat frankie edgar?
is eddie stoned?
>>67083784
dj cant even beat his dick
>>67083702
I bet you think rashad is also a MW, yea? also, this is how I know you started watching MMA last year:
Machida and Belfort made their carreers in LHW and shogun was thought unbeatable and was on a crescent until rashad had that injury and they immediately gave JJ the titleshot and annihilated shogun. Stop fighting with reality and check history, faggot. I at least lives through it.
>>67081990
>travis was once considered a contender
>>67083752
All of whom don't mean shit.
Demetrious Johnson lording over the divison doesn't mean he's le best fighter EVAR, it means the division sucks.
See: Ronda fucking Rousey
Didn't see her getting this hero worship treatment from you guys when she was killing everyone.
DJ is only legendary in his FLW bubble, outside of it he is merely a top fighter. What would he do in a division where they've actually got power? What would he do in a division where he can't clinch with impugnity?
>>67082075
yeah I know right I'd rather listen to Joe Rogan talk to literally no ones for 3 fucking hours.
>>67083695
>this fucking guy
No they don't. Watch the HW title fight in June. No head movement whatsoever. Nelson and Rothwell are top tenners as well as Bigfoot. Wont find that in LW.
>>67083354
Cruz, he literally beat mm lad
>>67083820
>all lightweights are literally better fighters than the heavyweights
Holy fuck, you're insane. You're absolutely insane.
>>67083686
give ronda her due. ya, the meme is over and she's been exposed and blah blah blah but she still remains the most dominant female in the division regardless that the belt has changed waists twice now. even after getting her ass whipped in round 1 she was still commanding the octagon and was the more aggressive of the two in the second round.
>>67083822
i can call myself the p4p great
as long as i compete in a weight class 95% of men dont quality for
>>67082148
Lets give him Pride 2006 240 pound Fedor
>>67083827
got a higher quality webm?
>>67083811
Who gives a fuck where Machida and Belfort started their careers? They are undersized and fight at middleweight now. That matter, you moron.
Shogun had a knee injury/surgery and was past his peak.
>>67082148
Hunto
>>67083745
>I wish they'd let me in next door so I could suck your fucking dick, anon.
>>67083816
Ronda is a one dimensional grappler. DJ is great at every single aspect of the game.
Also, manlets aren't women.
>>67083867
no one else at the time could have stepped in on short notice and completely outclassed shogun like that
jones embarrassed the fuck out of him
>>67083861
sorry that's the only one i got
>>67069984
They all look so ashamed. I wonder if Auntie Pic-Related would give Cejudo the time of day?
>>67083857
>most dominant female
Stopped reading right there
How could you possibly buy into this non-argument? Have critical thinking and disregard the shillong. Or Go hug Dana's sack , i dont really care.
>>67083897
i bet they go gaga over mighty mouse's alien cranium
>omg i have so much training to do for a guy with a two inch reach advantage over me, omg these press conferences are too much
>but I'll do all these goof Conan interviews and big talk show bullshit
>>67083105
that's like a chick who wears a black bras under a white shirt.
>>67083883
So basically Ronda didn't count because you wear a fedora, got it.
DJ aint shit. He fights in a weight division that only abnormally small men can afford to weigh in. He's the best of the abnormally small men, but that doesn't make him pound for pound anything because we've only seen him be great in that context.
I don't get why the pound for pound list puts tiny guys at the top automatically, Jones is far more impressive and fights in a division where he can actually get finished if he gets hit clean.
>Demetrious "mighty manlet" johnson is the greatest athlete of all time
Reminder that the true GOAT, Dominick Cruz,literally made him his bitch for 25 minutes.
Bow down to the Don, gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOL1P-J63Us
>>67083922
I think the entire situation sounds pretty retarded, or at least the version we've gotten of it.
UFC threw a hissy fit and now won't put their top draw on their biggest card just to prove a point, and Conor's just being a bit of a nonce about the whole thing.
>>67083943
>there are people who think a p4p candidate can run to a weight class created specifically for him
>>67083867
>le knee meme
>le gas tank meme
>le % meme
Shogun would tear away that division except for DC(style) and Gus(overall better and younger) for some more years had JJ not pushed hia shit in that night
And well, if you wont accept the fact that machida was an actual LHW champion in his prime then it's no use talking to you anymore. Enjoy DJs sweaty balls.
Btw, everybody moved away to MW because they knew they couldn't compete with JJ but they'd at least have a chance in MW in case Anderson lost/retired.
>>67083994
and machida was literally untouchable at LHW until shogun put the hurt on him twice
i think he lost like 1 round total in his whole career to that point
but
>not a true LHW
apparently
>>67083927
and he's actually heavy enough to fight and win in an open weight category making him.....pound for pound the best
>>67083912
name another fighter who has held the belt as long as Rhonda did in the UFC 135 womens division
>>67083974
At least after the Don retires faber he will probably end up fighting DJ and ending the meme, its gonna be glorious.
>>67084025
Yup, agreed. You could make an argument on him avoiding engagents a lot and winning by dragging to decisions, but that was hia style and desu shogun was the one to solve that puzzle. Also half of DJs fights also went to the judges so...
125 getting some attention and misguided nuthuggers makes me worried that UFC will bring in that men's strawweight weight class that's steadily gaining traction across Asia and Brazil.
When does it stop? When literal midgets are fighting in the octagon? They'd probably split the midgets into weightclasses too.
Has Jon Jones ever so much as attempted to throw at least a 3 punch combo?
Or would that go against his eternal gameplan of "I'm a circus freak with tree branches for limbs, I'll just sit back here and bat peoples knees"?
Has Jon Jones ever showed any sort of defense besides
>Le fade and stab people in eyes man?
Has Jon Jones (who is 6' 4" ~220 lbs.) ever rocked someone with a single powerful punch?
Has Jon Jones (who is 6' 4" ~220 lbs.) ever rocked someone with an impressively accurate punch?
a Jon Jones shrunken down to flyweight size would get raped by DJ
a Mighty Mouse embiggened to light heavyweight size would beat Jon Jones to death
>>67084043
That was a non fighter in a non category
Women's MMA is a joke and you should feel bad for discussing it with US.
Is no one going to call Paige van zant out for camera mugging during 197 last night?
>>67083912
facts are facts. the only wmma ufc fighter that comes close to rondas aggressiveness is cat zingano. to believe otherwise means you are just following the train of popular opinion.
C Miesha Tate
1 Holly Holm
2 Ronda Rousey
3 Cat Zingano
4 Amanda Nunes
5 Julianna Pena
6 Sara McMann
7 Jessica Eye
8 Liz Carmouche
9 Raquel Pennington
10 Valentina Shevchenko
11 Bethe Correia
12 Marion Reneau
13 Lauren Murphy
14 Germaine de Randamie
15 Ashlee Evans-Smith
there they are. enlighten us. which one is more dominant than ronda. tell us. tell us now. wise follower.
>>67084075
these young guns don't remember that machida was considered totally untouchable for like 2-3 years
>>67084088
If a fighter is a genetic freak I don't hold that against them or their skills, every fighter's style is coloured by their body type.
>>67084107
You can make a case for Cyborg, both in aggressiveness and dominance.
Yeah she hasn't fought anyone, but she hasn't exactly had the chance or platform to like others have.
>>67084107
I will not discuss women's MMA, sorry.
>>67084118
yeah look at struve
jones is a goat because he uses his unique attributes to their full potential
he doesn't need to go ape looking for one punch KO power when he can destroy at range and force *you* to figure *him* out
and he still tries unorthodox stuff all the time
he completely froze OSP in the first round by giving him all sorts of techniques to worry about
>>67084097
>this is what casuals actually believe
>>67084108
Yup and I doubt Jones' win over machida would've been so dominantes had Shogun not shown him the way of Constant pressure and moving forward.
>>67084182
Can you really call someone a casual for not being into WMMA?
I'd just call them a fuckwit
>>67084182
>>67084214
>
Cmon now gentlemen
>>67084107
wmma is a meme anon their highest skilled fighter isn't even well rounded compared to your average male MMA fighter
Dana does it for shekels
>>67084174
>he completely froze OSP in the first round by giving him all sorts of techniques to worry about
OSP won the first round lah
>>67084200
those shogun machida fights are like an episode of that show that matches up different fighting styles
karate vs muay thai in a nutshell
>>67084244
OSP didn't win anything in that fight.
>>67084244
>OSP won the first round lah
50-44, 50-45 x2
>>67083912
>How could you possibly buy into this non-argument? Have critical thinking and disregard the shillong. Or Go hug Dana's sack , i dont really care.
>>67084160
I will not discuss women's MMA, sorry.
you began discussing it when you trolled my post. now answer the question i posted, you follower, or we'll just accept the fact that you talk out of your ass and go with whatever the popular opinion is and have no original thoughts of your own. but regardless of how you answer, the fact remains --- of the 19 women in the bw division ronda remains the most aggressive of the lot. game set match. checkmate. consider yourself heemed.
>>67080048
>Cheeky smile from Lawler at the end after getting his shit pushed in
MADMAN
imagine what would happen to wall and stall if you could headbutt
>>67084233
i'm aware of that. i just find it more entertaining to watch 2 women grapple than 2 men. unless it's midgets.
>>67084276
>>67084287
having faith in the judges
>muh oblique kicks count anon
>>67080048
god i forgot what a MUNSTER of a fight this was
lawler is a human literally born for combat
straight savage
>>67083801
>oh le epic eye boke maymay
>didn't eyepoke OSP once
Delete this
>>67084302
My thoughts are that wmma is not legit at all. I dont watch backyard brawling or videos of niggers suckerpunching each other on dailymotion, sorry,wmma is on the same level regarding shit skills.
Enjoy your 'product' thought and make sure to buy our latest Reebok kit and ufc hot dog brander.
>>67084341
then watch porn if you want to get off on two women rolling. MMA fans watch it for the art of teh sport, not because we get off on two men rolling around and mounting each other.
>>67084358
what did OSP do to win that round? Land 1 1/2 punches total?
>>67084367
speak for yourself, faggot
>>67084363
I wasnt aware random bar room brawlers were Olympian Judoka,Pro Boxing champions Jiu Jitsu medalists
>>67084358
found you corey
>>67084408
olympics are a meme
look at what happe last night
no one takes being an Olympic champ serious
tells you how much of a joke WMMA is when there longest running "champ" was an olympic scrub, a typical olympian in the men's division is at best a journeymen, at worse a can
>>67084431
DC is a can I guess
>one day they'll call me the goat
>>67084305
>le IV man
>>67084461
pretty much JJ is going to smash that can and paper champ.
DC needs to stick to commentating once Jone's forces him to retire
>>67084408
It's one fucking discipline you mong
Also
MIKE TYSON-ESQUE IN HER HAND SKILLS, JOE
fuck off
![Anthony-Pettis-The-Champ-is-Back_506564_OpenGraphImage[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ah762Ko.jpg "Anthony-Pettis-The-Champ-is-Back 506564 OpenGraphImage[1]")
>fighters who need to retire immediately
Pic related. Also
>Cain Velazques
>Joseph Cuckavides
>Chad Mendes
>Nick Diaz
>Anderson Silva
>Artem Lobov
>Matt Mitrione
>Tito Ortiz
>Rampage Jackson
>Kazushi Sakuraba
>Ken Shamrock
>>67084409
he landed more head strikes in that round than jones
it was a close round but i think osp cinched it
>>67084431
hendo was a meme i guess then eh?
>>67084519
he did have his most success in the middle of that round but i think jones did enough to win it
>>67084528
most olympic wrestlers aren't blessed with a natural h-bomb in one hand when they go to MMA
>>67084519
>he landed more head strikes in that round than jones so he won it
t. Cecil Peoples
>>67084563
>natural h-bomb
>natural
;)
>>67084513
The Mike Tyson connection while completely uncalled is justified in her aura of invincibility and her demolishing opponents in a matter of seconds.
Then Holly came.
>Its one discipline mong
Still more martial arts training then dude suckerpunching each other in streetfights you Huezillian Favela Monkey. Your statement is patently false.
>>67084528
let's be honest has he won any thing of relevant in MMA? not in PRIDE or UFC, and i didn't even know he was in the olympics
>>67084563
>b-b-but he worked on his boxing
fuck off you goof
THEY DONT EVEN LIKE ME
THEY JUST HATE JON JONES
>yfw never see mighty mouse memed in an openweight fight
>>67084597
>>67084583
EMBRACE THE GRIND
>>67084591
He won two Pride titles against top competition and a UFC tournament IIRC
Is this bad bait?
>>67084591
>being this much of a goof
even given how old he is now, he would heem the shit out off fedora
>>67084627
This is why Pride was always good, by now they would have pitted him against a sumo wrestler or former football player in an epic freak show match
>>67084088
Get off /heem/ DC
Hendo is an outlier savage and is the exception that proves the rule
>>67084528
>he represented the United States in the 1992 and 1996 Summer Olympics and placed 10th and 12th, respectively
>Muh H-bomb
>muh chin
>muh TRT
>manlet
>stand and bang
>didn't try to wrestle Anderson
>Fedor heem
>DAN HENDERSON HOLDS TWO BELTS!
>Team Kekst
>le Macheater doesn't get my respect despite me using roids
He was one of the original memes
>>67084660
decried as decision dan in his athletic prime
>>67084630
>>67084583
>>67084597
Joe Rogain "Amateur wrestling breeds the most physically strong and mentally tough people period, point blank."
>>67084244
>OSP won the first round lah
IMAGINE being this clueless
>>67084644
Pride had one openweight tournament that was basically all heavyweights except Wanderlei and Minowa and also they put Giant Silva in there with smaller men in his weightclass once or twice.
The crazy freakshow fights generally happened in the other Japanese promotions.
This is what happens when you cut carbs
>>67084614
all memes aside i agree with dc on this
>one day i'll have my very own weightclass
Wrestling is shit for MMA, get over it Americans. Just because it's a huge sport in your schools doesn't mean you have to defend it endlessly.
>>67084233
>wmma is a meme anon their highest skilled fighter isn't even well rounded compared to your average male MMA fighter
I bet Cyborg would literally kill you in a sanctioned fight
>>67078125
I broke my arm in almost the exact place and played the 2nd half of a football game.
>>67084088
>Dangan Ronpa
what shit taste
>>67084710
#blacked
>>67084725
keku
everyone in american school makes fun of faggot wrestlers and their gay outfits, people want to train either boxing or jitz here. wrestlers are for hick faggots.
>>67084725
>This coming from a flag where their greatest champion was a wrestler who grinded out borefest decisions
>>67084742
emmit smith broke his leg in an nfl game and kept playing
>>67084463
well tbf fighters do get better the longer they train, for some it might take a littler longer.
>>67084725
my biggest regret in highschool was not trying wrestling the coach at my highschool was national champ several years in a row
>>67079945
Can't happen soon enough.
>>67084733
>I bet Cyborg would literally kill you in a sanctioned fight
i reckon i could take her, her mewvment is robotic
i flow like a spring creek my mewvment is like water
i'm the next anderson
>you are so mad right now
>>67084794
Weirdo
>this triggers the autism
>>67083252
So foolish to let yourself go out like that. You aren't going to get out of a rear naked, just tap. Don't kill brain cells needlessly, fuck.
>>67084660
i was watching roadhouse and i've come to the conlusion 80's hair styles with stylish mullets and cotton suits were the pinnacle of mens style
it just doesn't get much better than that
look at todays swag fags and hipsters
ngannou
>>67084809
>you are so glad right now
FTFY. Seriously based Nigganou. I'm diamonds thinking about what he's gonna do to them sugar walls.
Also if Dan and Jon had fought would Dan still be active today? And by that I mean walking around and not buried.
>>67084834
Hello Conor
>>67084848
>look at todays swag fags and hipsters
I agree, real MEN have class, style is for boys.
>>67084733
I'm 6 foot and weigh 230 pounds with 12% body fat, trust me anon I would fuck her up fast! Oh and forgot to mention I know how to fight well - lol
>>67084777
Emmit > me > OSP
>>67084767
I was never a fan desu senpai. MMA has evolved past GSP. The wrestlefuck era is mercifully over.
>>67084758
Jitz is even more useless than wrestling. Boxing is alright, but you really should invest in a style that incorporates knees and kicks.
>>67084809
How quickly would Schaub submit Niggano?
>>67084870
>I know how to fight well
So did Dada5000
>>67084875
yes I'm sure your faggy little high school handegg game is comparable to cagefighting jon jones
>>67084911
>scooby's glass chin can take these
goof
>>67084848
>They are LITERALLY remaking Road House with Rousey as Patrick Swayze.
>>67084918
They would literally be mopping Cyborg's remains off the floor if she fought Dada 5000. Physical size is the biggest factor in combat sports.
>>67084869
no it wasn't exactly class it still had an air of i take my fashion seriously
but it was just better
>>67084972
>Physical size is the biggest factor in combat sports.
IF the 2 athletes are just as skilled as each other.
Dada is not skilled at all
francis
>>67084955
another filthy remake of a masterpiece
>>67084918
I can run ten miles in the sun without stopping, go 10 rounds of hard sparring with grown ass men, wrestle college level wrestles and hold my own. There's a reason cyborg or any women doesn't fight a man who weighs 170+. They would get /heem'd/ in a matter of seconds
>>67084955
>mfw based Schaub said that film only works because Ronda was the baddest man on the planet and got fucked up
She was doing a movie with Marky Mark too. Apparently she was actually going to be a big part of the movie. Not that sidekick,one or two lines bullshit like Gina in Deadpool or Ronda (again) in Fast and Furious and Expendables. But they've really cut her role back since the Holm fight.
>>67084590
I think I'm being trolled :(
>>67084972
If you say so kid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf6SGfLs9cY
Most of you look like these blokes ^
>>67084809
>this man is pure natty
lmao
>>67084999
There's a reason weight classes exist m8
You can't deny weight, reach, and height taken as a whole trump everything else in a fight
Demetrious Johnson would lose 100/100 times to Ben Rothwell
>>67084999
Cyborg is over 100lbs lighter than him and is a female to boot. Skill only takes you so far.
Most bouncers would heem Might Mouse.
>i bet 125ers couldnt suplex me
>>67084938
>american
>says handegg
Literally the worst kind of person.
>>67085050
>those are kids
I didn't see a single man who weighs more then 170 pounds in that video
>>67085050
well uh they are her size senpai
>>67085099
if artem was more flowy he could have cold cocked him with his free hand on the ground
>>67085088
that fight was more than 5 years ago and MM was still working a full time job or maybe just started training full time. It would definitely be more competitive nowadays, and it's not unreasonable to suggest that DJ would win it.
>>67085023
>>67085047
I wouldnt even mind if they got a female action star to do it but she cant act.
Gina would have been a way better choice.
>>67085054
>>67085086
I guess Royce Gracie didnt beat guys over 250 pounds
>>67085114
>>67085133
Again, this is how I know you don't train or are part of any gym for that matter. Just keyboard/armchair warriors.
>>67080048
mma ''''''''''''''''striking''''''''''''''''
>>67085155
nice excuses joe
>>67084174
Osp froze osp.
I'm 6'3 230lbs, I could kill any of you in the ring.
>>67085174
>>>67085114 (You)
>>>67085133
>Again, this is how I know you don't train or are part of any gym for that matter. Just keyboard/armchair warriors.
not talking to the same guy, by the way anon when is the last time you trained, and how big are you?
anyone have the webm of rogaine getting a mirin by one of the ringfus then he goes full autismo? Its in one of the weigh-ins
>>67085217
yair is the new pettis now that pettis is kill
>>67085050
>she's sitting on my face!
how do I sign up to roll with miesha?
>>67085220
>how big are you?
Keep posting more proof that you have no clue about actually participating in combat sports of any form.
>>67085135
perhaps but he would have left his ankle undefended, he concdeded the free punch in return for not getting his ankle or knee locked in, however because of that he forces Ryan Hall to scramble the leg lock into a sweep/takedown.
>>67085199
MM was giving Cruz small problems due to his size already. But you're not open to having a debate, so fuck this.
>>67085050
Those beta nu-males aren't even as big as Tate. I've grappled with higher ranked females before, I have to hold back because I'm a 210lb male and a 120lb female just isn't physically in my realm. Real life isn't an anime, size matters a lot. Even 20 lean pounds is a huge advantage. Dada 5000 is seriously like 100lbs heavier than Cyborg and has cinder-blocks for hands.
>>67085240
just tell me how big are you senpai, why are you getting so defensive?
>>67085245
mm had some success but still got dom-inated that fight
i dont think there's any reason to assume he would get the better of cruz now. he's not gonna take down dom or catch him on the feet
>>67084513
>agreed - but ronda at least sought to improve herself and broaden her skillset. i belive she's the only one in ufc wbw to knock another female unconscious. twice.
>MIKE TYSON-ESQUE IN HER HAND SKILLS, JOE
fuck off
agreed too - the hype surround this bitch was incredible. but again - give her credit where credit is due. separate the bullshit from what she accomplished - which was alot. she is aggressive and dominant. she's a one trick pony that was/is still learning new tricks. she can't beat floyd, jones, tyson, ali. or holm (kek). ya - she has flaws in her character and personality. ya - she's a shit boxer that believes all the bullshit that's being spewed out by the marketing machine. but when you separate the bullshit from the bull you find that she's great at doing what she does --- she charges in, she dominates, she's got a great fucking hip toss (watch rousey vs davis, then watch pvz vs herrig for comparison) and a great fucking armbar.
>>67085260
her punches would be a mild nuisance to him. a flush headkick might put him out but he's probably wrecking her before that occurs
how fast does the genetic god heem weidshit this time?
>>67085274
YOU SEE, JOE ROGAN TOLD ME THAT MIGHTY MOUSE IS THE BEST FIGHTER EVER AND HE JUST GOT A FIRST ROUND KO SO NOW HE IS MY FAVOURITE FIGHTER AND THE BEST EVER, WHY WOULD JOE ROGAN LIE TO ME
t. German
Do you agree with this statement: If a fighter lists "explosivity" or "explosiveness" as one of their strengths, it means they're shit.
>>67085298
shut up
>>67085298
shut up
>>67085260
>because I'm a 210lb male
Please lose weight Roy
Aaron Pico and Ed Ruth will seize a bellator belt within the next five years
cap this
>>67085298
waits for weedman's dad to distract him
>>67085168
>Gina would have been a way better choice.
>Gina in lace bra in that scene where she's getting stitches at the hospital
>>67085299
absolutely btfo
>>67085274
>>67085299
I just think it's a very intriguing matchup, that's all.
>>67085312
>Do you agree with this statement: If a fighter lists "explosivity" or "explosiveness" as one of their strengths, it means they're black.
ftfy
>>67085319
Lanklet detected
Please gain weight Paddy Holohan
>>67085331
for seemingly no reason this image makes me chuckle now far more than it ever did before
>>67085298
shut up!
shut up!
>>67085343
>I'm fat so I can beat up anyone who weighs less than me
Would love to see your lard ass getting lit up by Barboza's kicks.
>>67085319
>>67085343
>arguing with strangers on an animu origami board
begging both of you to have sex
>>67085298
>genetic god
>balding
chose one
who's excited for Willie Gates blacking the irish meth addict''s ass and ending the irish mma meme
NEW: >>67085378
>>67085379
>implying he doesn't look sexy af with this new hair
i would literally suck his dick anon. his old racoon beiber hair was shite
the closer technique is the more size matters
but at some point size trumps technique altogether if it's big enough
look at the hoost vs sapp trilogy for every side of the equation
of course if you're a completely untrained fat fuck anyone with a tiny bit of training would probably wreck you
>>67085374
That's not what I said at all m8
Calm down angry skelly
>>67085319
Builtfat master race, m8. Having a bit of fat around your waist actually makes you more dangerous since it protects you from bodyshots and makes you heavier and harder to move.
>>67085295
Exactly.
>>67085374
nigga a idk what the fuck you're talking about Barboza would literally fuck up 99.98 of all men, fat or not. Shit nigga even fat asses who just go to the gym and do bench know this.
>how big are you anon?
>>67085374
>>I'm fat so I can beat up anyone who weighs less than me
the weak should fear the strong
>>67085448
He's probably somewhere around 6'0 150 lbs
>>67085155
full time job? you mean his wife supporting him while he played video games?
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