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UPCOMING EVENTS (April)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
First for Demetrious Johnson
>no UFC until may 8th
JUST
>UFC 189 was 12 years ago
Continue posting viscous heems
Would you let your mom corner you, /heem/?
>you now remember Anthony "Rumble" Pettis
where did it all go wrong?
>>67067152
>Would you let your mom corner you
Fuck no. That's where she's most dangerous. Keep that bitch in the middle of the octagon.
>You now realize anthony pettis probably wouldn't even be top 5 in Bellator
>>67067212
It's sorta sad that we've already peaked in terms of MMA. Truly there will never be a more satisfying heem than this one.
>All that trash talk from Cejudo just to get knocked out in the first round
lmao
so much for olympic wrestling
>>67059579
>filename
So, what is it actually?
>>67067288
>>67067317
>letting the beating go on that long
Chinks are fucking ruthless.
>>67067363
People were saying without a doubt that cejudo would outwrestle mightymeme. Lel. Credentials mean nothing in mixed martial memes
>>67067363
whats up with you casual fans considering everything trash talk these days
If rumble had taken that fight he would have heem'd jones
>>67067422
They come from sports like basketball and football where the athletes have absolutely zero personality and go their entire careers without saying anything remotely provocative or interesting.
>>67067138
Do choke heems count?
>>67067422
Cejudo is 100% meme. He doesn't like being hit and even his wrestling is overrated cause be kicked his way to an Olympic medal in a weak field
World championships>Olympics for wrestling
Mighty meme is a better wrestler desu
>>67067288
This triggers me
Sakuraba is a hero
>>67067482
>>67067415
Cejudo did out wrestler Mighty Mouse. The only takedown of the fight was scored for Cejudo.
>>67067317
The crocop heem was inevitable. Alex really left his hands down too much.
>>67067458
its absolutely silly these days
>fighter: yeah I think I can beat him
OOOH DID YOU HEAR THAT DAYUM DAT TRASHTALK THO
>>67067522
Cain Velaskek
>>67067522
>wrestling is only happening during takedowns and not in the clinch
Hello newfan
>>67067460
GOODNIGHT IRENE
Requesting a webm of Jones picking up OSP and carrying him to the center of the cage.
>>67067394
Does anyone disagree that Yamasaki is a fuckin' toolbox?
>>67067522
In terms of takedowns yes but in terms of effective grappling, no way
MM got right back to his feet and barely lost a step
Plus MM also controlled the clinch throughout the entire fight, spinning Cejudo around a few times and making him eat knees and elbows relentlessly
Takedowns aren't everything when it comes to wrestling you know, there's also the elements of control and Cejudo had none of that
Easy Sunday Morning Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsH4CrwExCQ
>>67067646
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fz_EfQtqDoc
Goes better with the heems imo
>>67067626
>>67067581
>knees and elbows are wrestling, but takedowns aren't
>>67067616
I disagree, it was a good stoppage
Coutoure was putting his hand up as defence
It didn't have to end like this
It's Happening
It didn't have to be like this
It's Happening
You could have prevented this
It's Happening
You only had to listen
It's Happening
It's Happening
It's over.
After Pat is Krylov, Gian, Corey and Latifi
Post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW_Y_hMC71Y
desu they should skip the DC fight I want to see rumble vs jones
>>67067807
>lil nog at 10
>shogun at 8
How old is this list?
Fucking Patrick Cummins would obliterate both of them at the same time.
>>67067646
https://youtu.be/Bdil3_Q6R6I
>>67067847
might happen if dc gets injured or they want to shoehorn jones onto 200 right? or is rumble booked up
Conor doesn't need to do a press conferences everyone knows who he is and what he can do everyone just wants to jump on his back the minute he does something out of the ordinary this isn't an out for him he's looking forward to fighting Nate he will easily beat him he was beating him last time too your all begrudgers who cares about press conferences we want fights not talking shut the fuck up about it already its just a press conference no one even watches them
Official base style power rankings:
1. Eastern traditional martial arts
2. Muay Thai
3. Kick boxing
-Power Gap-
27. Boxing
28. Sambo (racist AF name tho)
-Power Gap- (we're in meme status now)
8998. Krav MAGA
8999. Slav Elbow Slapping
9000. Wrestling
9001. BJJ
9002. Judo
Where is Robert Drysdale? His suspension should be over soon.
>>67067996
He got cut
>>67067558
fucking nigger
>>67067394
god, brock's hammer fists are shitty. TKO (annoying taps to head)
put some fucking swing into them
>>67067989
Where does Filipino Boxing place?
>>67067558
the ref said keep fighting but the spic thought that he could call the shots and take a break whenever he wanted to
>>67067977
I hope Connor doesn't get added back, and gets so buttmad he fights for Bellator just to spite UFC and gets heem'd because he'll be fighting for an organisation that doesn't suck his manlet dick anymore.
Are we still posting heems?
Are you all aware of the hot new meme based on Sensei Seagal that's happening on /tv/?
>>>/tv/68653268
someone post some slams. i loved jon doing the DC patented "pick a motherfucker right the fuck up and dump him on the mat" shit last night
>>67068140
Yeah I've requested a webm of that twice.
>>67068086
Kill yourself
>>67067403
Meanwhile, in the west...
anyone got the JBJ slam?
is that how his arm was broken?
>>67067001
>niggas calling jon jones boring and saying he'd get beat by HW
LMAO
You guys are so fucking stupid, one bad fight and he is boring and incapable?
Nigga gave me the most thrill fights ever, he is the most creative guy in the game. And he'll die of overdose before he gets beat in the octagon.
we
>>67068208
>nonamericans saying nigga
when will this meme end
>>67068249
Youre my hero.
>>67068249
but where is the sound!
THE SOUND?!?
The JBJ/OSP fight was so fucking boring wtf.. Based Mighty Mouse & Rodrigues saved the card
>>67068321
.gifs don't have sound.
>>67068321
If you want webm's with sound and better mma discussion go here.
http://boards.420chan.org/mma/
This is how much each UFC 197 fighter was given by Reebok instead of allowing them to use sponsorships.
The full UFC 197 UFC Athlete Outfitting payouts included:
Jon Jones: $30,000
def. Ovince Saint Preux: $30,000
Demetrious Johnson: $40,000
def. Henry Cejudo: $30,000
Edson Barboza: $10,000
def. Anthony Pettis: $10,000
Robert Whittaker: $5,000
def. Rafael Natal: $10,000
Yair Rodriguez: $2,500
def. Andre Fili: $5,000
Sergio Pettis: $5,000
def. Chris Kelades: $2,500
Danny Roberts: $2,500
def. Dominique Steele: $2,500
Carla Esparza: $2,500
def. Juliana Lima: $2,500
James Vick: $2,500
def. Glaico Franca: $2,500
Walt Harris: $2,500
def. Cody East: $2,500
Marcos Rogerio de Lima: $2,500
def. Clint Hester: $5,000
Kevin Lee: $5,000
def. Efrain Escudero: $10,000
>>67068398
No one here cares. Go back to /r/mma.
>>67068187
I think his arm might have gotten worked by some of JBJ's kicks, not sure though.
>>67068398
>former champion
>$2,500
Reebok is getting cut soon right, no one actually buys those shirts do they?
Jon Jones is literally the GOAT
>>67068421
Nah
>>67068430
I have yet to see anyone wearing reebok UFC gear
>>67068478
Go to a UFC event.
>>67067206
hehe
>>67068489
Buy me a ticket
>>67068398
That's straight fucking pathetic pay for a professional athlete.
Are any athletes in any other sport limited in sponsorships like in the UFC?
>You walk in club
>This Casanova squeezes your girl's ass
What do you do?
>>67067138
Viscous, you say?
Who is the best looking UFC fighter unironically?
>>67068540
What fucking nigger
>>67068540
SUFFOCATION
Do you see MLB players coming out with Dude Wipes and Dynamic Fastener ads on their uniforms?
>>67068620
>he watches baseball
wew
>>67068564
>oblique kicked him to a DEC
>couldnt hold him down even when he was gassed while he got his strength to the next level and osp had 2 weeks to train
>wasnt his toughest fight
>>67068534
Not that I know of
A lot of fighters have been talking about free agency or going over to other promotions like Bellator after the UFC made this deal with Reebok
Before, the fighters would sometimes make more money in sponsorships than the UFC would pay them
>>67068620
Meant as a reply to >>67068534
>>67068235
I'm a black murrican living in Brasil.
Are you more confident on DCs chances after last night?
>>67068332
i'll never understand why'd he give up on that position
>>67068645
Oh look, it's one of those dorks that watches UFC and WWE but not real sports.
>>67068540
What a bitch
>>67068725
whatcha doin Rabbi ?
>>67068715
it was a tune up fight where he wanted to go through 5 rounds, get rid of ring rust and make dc underestimate him. its all in the Greg Jackson Gameplan(tm)
which fighter is the ugliest in your opinion
>>67068712
Absolutely not. Jones is more opponent-focused than most fighters when it comes to his camps. He prepared for a pillow-fisted wrassler and ended up fighting a big and tall guy with weird knockouts. I don't think it's very indicative of where he's at.
>>67068791
forgot picture.
>>67068712
why would i be he's a 37 year old fat manlet with bad knees, he's a shit striker at range, jones dominated him last time
>>67068540
That press conference after that was hilarious.
Babalu: "he deserved it, he called me motherfucker"
There aren't 10 light heavyweights in the world who can beat OSP in a fight
is this the fight to make in bellator?
What the hell is DC's injury anyway? Until I see an xray I'm gonna keep assuming he has a sore pussy.
I want to see OSP vs Rumble
>>67068860
>pornstars having drama
jesus, how embarrassing
>>67068860
That's a strong co-main right there
>>67068798
Caio Magalhaes
>>67068860
riley looks like gollum to be fair
and im assuming the winner is the number 1 contender to face nigganou
>>67068860
how is this worse than cm punk
>>67068860
id watch it
>>67068572
NO BREATHING
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/724059431294488576
What did he mean by this?
Sparred today and got a good punch in the jaw. Maybe it is broken, maybe it is not. I will see tomorrow if it's swollen.
Some guys there go almost full contact.
>>67068860
would watch desu
OSP is one smart mofo
He trained for like 3 weeks, didn't get KOed, and walks out with a nice paycheck
He knew he was fighting a rusty Jones and was safe
>>67069030
play this game, id assume
>>67069057
i'm not surprised mother fuckers
>>67069057
HES RUNNING SCARED
>>67068999
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>67069030
Jesus Christ that's shameless even for Dana.
>>67069083
He broke his arm tho
>>67069083
He's also Dana's boy now. In his interview with Olivi he said more than once how OSP's stock has risin after last night.
hhems?
Who can beat Dark Souls Demetrious Johnson?
>>67069057
>sparring this hard when you know you have a big, upcoming fight against Lithcuck
>>67069057
pics or it didn't happen blockhead
>>67069136
Dominick Cruz... again
You now remember this guy
>>67069146
>not sparring hard for your upcoming fight with lithcuck
>>67069125
he just meant he was more known now which is obvious
>>67069057
>sparring hard ever
kek
>>67069187
>he likes having no chin
post your record fagget
>>67069205
What's the optimum percentage to spar at?
>>67068536
slap his ears and piss on his body, laughing, as his menierse disease renders him helpless
>>67068860
ultimate submission when?
Is Barboza the king of meme kicks?
>>67069234
60%
you can spar every day at this %
I think Jones should take another fight before Cormier, to shake off some of the rust.
Never figured that Bruce Leroy would be less of a meme fighter than both the Pettis bros but here we are.
>>67068860
They should have to start the fight in the "north-south" position if you know what I mean
>>67069316
No. Please explain....in detail.....slowly
>>67069310
Sergio was decent
>>67069310
why wouldnt you have guessed that?
bruce leeroy is legit
my longtime boy since tuf & his backyard fights
>>67069345
Watch this video, it explains it better than I ever could.
>http://www.redtube.com/529946
muh eye
>>67069379
>tensnake is a famous DJ and UFC fighter
>i'm still posting on heem
i need to start living my life like the main character of a movie that i would want to watch
>>67069269
So Pettis is finished right?
>>67068860
WIll they fight at ultimate surrender? I'd totally watch it.
>>67069422
Yes the meme is over, RDA broke him.
Why do fighters get Fight of Night bonuses? Thats like saying it's a good thing that you had a long grueling fight that you barely won. Performance of the night makes sense but not Fight of the Night,
>>67069296
tell that to the guys who get clipped at 40%. They always get mad when I barely touch them with a clean shot. It almost always ends up being a 100%.
What happened to Anderson Silva?
Ovince Saint Poo
>>67069599
He died for our sins. God bless.
>>67069599
Who?
>>67069599
USADA
What happened to the Serb with the pit bull and dark clothes?
>>67069599
His chin got deleted
Who is the LeBron James of MMA?
>>67069597
post picture of injury with time stamp macrocephalyfag
>>67069205
>Dutchman being against hard sparring
>>67069739
jon jones
>>67069205
the dutch kickboxers are known for going 110% in sparring. you're a disgrace smdh...
estonia's head is larger than rogan's
>>67069841
Man CeJewdo got fucking DESTROYED
>>67069841
>olympic """"""""""""""""""""athletes""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67069919
wrestling children apparently doesn't count for much
>>67069841
build wall chicano
look at that tall hair he has to add a few inches to his height
M A N L E T
>>67069841
>HUUUUUUURGH
does anyone have that gif of goldie trying to smile?
>>67069841
>Mexican """"""""""""""chin""""""""""""""
>>67069762
>>67069823
desu only Mikes Gym does that which is the gym where badr hari comes from. They literally try to kill you in sparring there
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYhUC2uQR7I
even paul daley is in this vid
in generally we spar 40-60% but every day
>>67070023
>thinks benching 425 for 5 reps is virtually impossible
>>67068540
did this guy get punished for this
>>67070057
why the fuck do you keep posting this every time you motherfucker I have no idea what you're talking about plus we're not even talking about s&c so why even post this next time you post it im going to kill you
>>67068725
>real sports
>>67070023
Daley reminder Nick Diaz chose to stand and bang with him and knocked him the fuck out
>>67070057
>benching makes you a good fighter
no wonder LHW is such a shit weight class
failed college athletes that learn an overhand and one takedown focusing mostly on s&c
>>67070133
You can't even own guns you're not killing anybody.
>>67070253
>I cant come to america and buy a gun
I think you'd be suprised
>>67070251
>Being THIS new.
>>67070274
bad. ass.
>tfw noone on heem can stop my blast double
Feels good man
>>67070458
enjoy your guillotine
>>67070458
you'll land in my triangle senpai
wouldnt be the first time i've choked out a wrestler
>>67068077
>get jarheemed in 35 seconds
>>67069057
why do eastern euros always go full retard and gas out/injure themselves within 5 mins of training?
>>67068860
>Strong is Riley's dick sucking technique, Joe
did the white man finally break jon jones?
>>67070541
>>67070569
>implying you both wouldn't go straight to side control
>implying I don't fish a brutal kimura and end your career
I'll take it easy on you though
>>67070810
Wonderboy vs Jones at 185
Who wins?
>>67069599
He came up against England's own Michael "The Queen's Protector" Bisbing.
>>67068939
>Caio Magalhaes
have you seen bethe
>>67069030
>most of the replies are about Goobs
>>67070865
Jones would be anorexia-tier at 185.
Aside from the slams that fight was straight shit. Really hope Jones turns it up against DC or he's gonna get steamrolled.
>>67070865
don't think Jones can make 185
>>67070922
can we talk for a while about how much we loathe goob fans? Say what you will about the mick himself, his fans are just a whole new level of braindead near-religious level fanatics. Literally shit up everywhere.
>>67070865
Wrong direction. Bones is going to HW
>beats Cormier, talks trash
>calls out Werdum
>NYE 2016 or superbowl weekend 2017
jones will never fight rumble now right
he gets hit alot, if rumble connects its over
>>67070058
purse cut in half - kicked out of ufc for it
>>67071070
>Could barely beat OSP
>Beating anyone at HW
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/21/11477760/khabib-nurmagomedov-was-offered-me-george-st-pierre-or-diaz-for-ufc-200-mma-news
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/22/11487290/khabib-nurmagomedov-ufc-asked-me-headline-ufc-200-against-georges-st-pierre-mma
>Shish Kebab ducked le retired knee injury man
>>67070715
>Vitor is a BJJ black belt
>Jones is a BJJ white belt
>Jones won via submission
>>67071280
Dana said this wasn't true, don't know why Khabib would lie about it though
>>67071302
Jones trains at a gym that teaches BJJ/wrestling/grappling but combined into one art.
He's a black belt in that.
For anyone interesting Hiro is posting on /tv/ in the sticky
odds eddie wrestlefucks rda?
>>67068212
what the fuuuuuuck?
>>67067558
>protect yourself at all times
WHAT PART OF IT DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU IMBECILE?
>>67071280
khabib has never fought during ramadan. does't matter the month
>>67068235
>dis nigga
Shiiiit doe, bitches be like "I'mma tell you whachu gon say nigga, else I fuck yo shit up!" Daaaaaaamn, smdh
>>67071573
>hostile post
>look at flag
calm down m8
>>67071302
Jones trains no-gi, no-gi doesn't have belts. He's a three stripe white belt in gi.
Just finished watching the fights, that had to be the most boring tittle fight i've watched since gsp, i can't remember a standing tittle fight so boring
man i hate osp
>>67071376
>>>68668905
is me
>>67071809
>title fight
>finds GSP boring
I guess I can't really expect intelligent comments from a 3rd world country
>>67071853
>GSP isn't an extremely boring fag
>>67067558
dindu nuffin
Friendly reminder RDA whispered that the show was over to Pettis after dominating him the entire fight.
why did casuals think Jones looked bad
he dismantled OSP
>>67071894
"dismantled" is a pretty extreme word, and also it's OSP
>>67071853
Puerto Rico is not a country faggot.
Australian education is obviously an oxymoron, google it if that word is to big for you
>>67071917
>puerto rico thinks he's a part of the USA
>>67071853
The difference between a GSP fight and gay porn is that I can jerk off to gay porn.
>>67071934
Just because you jumped the border it doesn't mean you're more american juan
>>67071943
you gay or something? GSP is a sexy motherfucker with a fantastic body
>>67071969
Aren't you like Guam and shit ? Like you're not really american, you can't vote and shit like that ?
Honest question btw
What if Johnson vs Cruz II? Their fight was five years ago, it would make sense today (assuming bantwamweight contenders get screwed by a superfight between two guys from different divisions)
>>67069841
Erased. I was shocked really. Was rooting for DJ but just didn't think he'd destroy Cejudo and make it look so easy.
>>67071894
This was supposed to be a new, more determined, sober, and hungry Jones. He was even fed a can on short notice. It was a boring fight
>>67072016
We can vote, we just have to move to the states
>>67072022
Dom beats him easily, he's so much bigger he'd just sit on the outside use his meme mewvment and jab to a points victory
>>67072058
Why doesn't Dom move to feddaweight? WHY
>>67071894
real casuals don't know what the real jon jones is capable of and would've been disappointed deeply.
>>67072058
Don't forget he had a broken hand and still dominated
>>67072094
>>67072044
>>67071913
he didn't do anymore than he had to do, why try hard against someone you know you can beat easily
>>67072085
why doesnt everyone move to their natural weightclass?
>>67072144
Not giving your 100% can't make you goat.
>watching mangrab
>TFW local theater shows UFC events but they have a no singles policy and a Reebok dress code
>>67071846
Lad that's not how you crossboard link
>>67072144
That's why people are complaining, he was lazy. His triumphant return he didn't do more than he had to do
>>67070058
You. He got permabanned from the UFC
>>67072205
why the fuck would they have a no singles policy?
That sounds stupid af.
>>67071846
anhiro-san
you makey new board
>/mma/
thanky
>>67072243
Child predators and rapists and shit.
>>67072049
>admits he's not actually in the states when on puerto rican soil
>>67071894
>dismantled
OSP didn't have a scratch on him. It was a staring contest.
>>67072321
I mean his arm was broken but ok
>>67072230
>>67072163
it was smart
>>67072144
That's the thing, this was supposed to be Giga Jones with a new attitude, what's to say he wasn't trying? Maybe that's just the best he could do, which is underwhelming for #2 p4p
>>67072230
>needlessly risking it all on a fight that's been giftwrapped
WHO /CUMMINGHOME/ HERE?
>>67072058
MM was working construction full-time at the time. MM would finish if the fight happened at 200.
>>67072452
>woooooooooooo
https://youtu.be/oYmnx5SMZ_k
>>67072492
MM doesn't want the cruz fight, dana doesn't want to either. bantamweight got a big contender list. there's zero chance of him fighting dom.
>>67067833
for some reason whenever I see Arlovski getting heem'd I feel sad
>>67072538
this Jones need to come back
When will "wrestlers" learn that in order to utilize wrestling, they also have to have good stand up?
These fucking one dimensional decision machines think muh clinch and muh takedown is enough to be a MMA fighter, baka.
>>67072538
literally the opposite of how he was last night
>>67072599
fucking this
>>67072614
he knows that, he just overrated his standup game
>>67072614
it's gotten miesha tate at least 2 championship belts (gag)
No point in MM going up. He's just too small. He's fantastic, #1 p4p whatever you want, but he's just physically too small for anything bigger than 125lbs
REMINDER THAT DC WILL EXPOSE JON JONES
christ that was a shitty card
>>67072676
He walks around at 142. He could put on some muscle and fight at bantamweight no problem. Yeah, he lost to Cruz; he wasn't training full time and he's vastly improved since then.
You say there's no point in his moving up. There's no point in his staying. What fight at 125 do you actually want to see? He's beaten everyone in the division that deserves to be there; there is not a single fight left worth making.
>>67072672
It worked for Ronda, and if she comes back it'll work again.
>>67072744
havent seen a good ufc card in a while desu senpai
>>67072810
>142
no
>>67072810
>He could put on some muscle and fight at bantamweight no problem
His height would still be a problem imo
>There's no point in his staying.
That's true tho
197 lacked something in the atmosphere that the previous few events have had in spades
I don't care, I wanna see Silva's record broken by MM, that guy doesn't deserve to have that record.
>>67072929
I feel like it lacked suspense. The card went pretty much as everyone expected
>>67072552
>MM doesn't want the cruz fight, dana doesn't want to either
what makes you think this?
Reminder that MM would literally every here
>>67072617
top lad
post fighters and their puppers
>>67070865
Jones loses by organ failure due to dehydration
>There is three things in life that excite me. There's a woman of course, dinosaurs and the violence of the Octagon
>>67072938
>I don't care, I wanna see Silva's record broken by MM, that guy doesn't deserve to have that record.
I don't care, I wanna see MM break Silva's record, that guy deserve to have that record.
>>67072810
ronda at least improved. she was already a world class judoka before her first mma fight. her boxing is a joke but she has demonstrated 2X that she has the power to beat people unconscious. if she's willing to dedicate a few years to the sweet science she can truly be the baddest woman on the planet.
>>67072614
The day Anthony Pettis learns TDD?
Reminder that wrestlers dominate MMA
>>67072984
>>67068432
Hasn't finished a fight since 2013. Don't be ridiculous.
>>67073081
Who is greater?
>>67073081
>Determining the GOAT via KO percentage
>>67068860
HHEEEERRREEEE WWWEEEE GGOOO
story on their beef?
>>67073118
Of all time? Silva.
>>67073127
I mean sure, if you want decisions by all means he's your man. But considering he has such a huge reach advantage over everyone in his weight class he sure doesn't utilize it enough for my liking.
P4P ALL TIME LIST
1. GSP
2. MM
3. JBJ
4. JA
5. AS
>>67073134
remy blocked reid and couple of other pornstars and they got mad.
>>67073165
>Equating reach with KO power
>>67073165
>jon jones doesn't utilise his reach advantage enough
You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
>>67073187
Goddamn Siri is GOAT
>>67073207
How is it laughable? Dude has the most title defenses in UFC history and was a fucking blast to watch.
>>67073187
>usa
>soccer
something isn't right here
>>67073224
How can you be GOAT without KO power in your fists? It's like having a striker who has shit finishing or a golfer who can't putt.
>>67073246
his fights were shit
jon jones is the GOAT there is literally no debate
>>67073246
He also had a raging hole in his game, unlike Jones, GSP, Fedor, or MM.
This is gonna be a sick fight lads, shame I have an exam whilst it will be on
>>67073302
JBJ being the GOAT is a meme. It's factually not true.
>>67072810
>no point in his staying
He wants to break Silva's title defense record. It would for sure ensure his position in MMA history if he could do so.
Wether or not the UFC can find contenders or not isn't really his problem - it's not on him to find fights, it's on the promotion. He wants title defenses. If he wants them, he'll have to stay at 125.
>>67073294
you're an idiot
>>67073302
>having the balls to talk this much shit after seeing what MM did last night
>>67073352
Great argument m8. Keep spouting JBJ #1 meme.
>>67073310
>fedor
literally fuck off
I asked an ex-gf if she liked UFC she said yeah when I watch UFC I always imagine the things those men do to their wives at night
Now I can't see UFC without thinking that's fucking gay.
ps everyone here is a cuck
>>67073399
holy shit you're a moron
>>67069841
webm of MM ckick Cejudo out of his guard?
>>67073270
It's perfectly right. Soccer is mainly played by women in the US.
>>67073454
It's not even an argument, Mighty Mouse is better than Jon at literally every aspect of the game.
>>67073465
>dat booty
Who is that?
>>67073320
Bigdash vs Svirid was one of the spiciest bangers I've ever seen
Bigdash is legit as fuck, will check that fight out for sure
>>67073510
This. I'd put Aldo above him in the greatest ever list too.
>>67072999
Why do all the kids have bags under eyes? Shitty fad diet?
>>67073320
how do I achieve the popeye mode on the right
>>67073524
dylan dreyer, wemb please
>>67073564
Aldo should've stopped after his chin-deletion by Mendes was exposed by McGoobs desu
He's my boy, but I'm a little afraid about the Edgar fight
>>67073564
I'd agree if it weren't for the Conor fight and if it weren't for his tendency to gas out in the later rounds.
>>67073581
Alpha Brain
>>67073510
I think Jon is a better outfighter than MM, but that's only because he has the reach to do so and a weightclass where it actually matters
Aside from that if MM was JBJ-sized he'd be undisputably the p4p #1 of all time, or even a lightweight-welterweight type size
>>67073534
yeah that was the true fight fan's choice for fight of the year. Butorin is a good prospect too apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoEDYOsOqMg
>>67073631
I wonder if Joegan lets his kids take edibles as well.
I would if I were a responsible parent.
>>67073510
Who in the fly weight has less talent than women's bantam weight.
>>67073465
my dick is
>>67073620
Think that fucking IV ban is to blame, everyone's getting their bells rung way easier now.
>>67073581
Marijuana.
>>67072243
Have you never been to a movie theater with a no-singles policy? It's actually quite common here in the states.
>>67073651
125 is unironically a much more talented division than 205.
>>67073696
Do you have theatre showers and falcons too?
Lads, Benson Henderson is quitting MMA and joining the military.
>>67073752
A good choice
Anyone waiting on EBI6?
>>67073775
are there gonna be loli superfights
>>67073620
Khabib picked Edgar to beat Aldo in this rematch, so...it's basically set in stone. Aldo is going to lose
>>67073696
I legit got only one friend and he doesn't like movies, I end up going to most of them alone. Good thing there's no policy like that here.
Win or lose, does he stay?
Is he BULL tier?
>>67073696
it's this meme again
I got permabanned yesterday for a post on /v/ for ban avoiding
Ive never been on /v/
I also get screens about 3 day bans on random boards and dates but ive never been not able to post since yesterday
Why am i getting these?
>>67073888
>Five feet
>Nine inches
>>67073882
I hope he stays.
>>67073897
do you live alone
>>67073888
>5' 9"
fuck no
>>67073888
>5'9
No
Anyone else think Brendan Schaub is a fucking airhead with no idea about anything? He's quite clearly one of thes insecure fuck-boys that can't see past what he thinks is correct or take any form of debate about his positions, which is fine if he wasn't always fucking wrong.
>Conor is going to run through Diaz and beat GSP
He fucking argued about this before Conor got heem'd. Brian Callen was the voice of reason, Schaub was so far fucking wrong.
>head trauma this, head trauma that
Guess what Brendan, you were already a fucking imbecile before you played football and tried fighting. And you have no fucking idea about head trauma, you're just spewing dumb shit constantly.
>he put his name on his food so I threw him threw a window and then made a whole story up to tell my teammates
Brendan is clearly a fucking cunt to be around and no doubt ate all of his roommates food. Stop being such a whiney bitch.
Also he called the NBA the NBL on Rogan this week.
I wish Brian would go back to doing his own podcast, so I didn't hear the verbal retardedness coming out of Brendan's mouth.
>>67073888
>Mohammed
no
>>67073940
Schaub is the biggest goof in the sport. The only reason he's successful is because he sucks off Joe and Joe's cult of fans worship anything that Joe likes.
>>67073940
When did he say that last one? I haven't heard that story, source?
>>67073917
No but i use my phone, only post on 4chan with my computer of i need to edit a photo or something
>>67073888
>bull
no
>>67074012
someone else in your house is the one getting banned numbnuts
>>67067482
I think he has the tools to eventually challenge MM. He just has to work on that clinch game.
>>67073985
Last few podcasts, tells a story he thinks is in some way related to the Swaggy P/Lakers situation, about how from a teammate labeling food it got to Brendan wanting to fight him or some shit, then got called out in an email and backtracked a bunch
>>67074041
>my 60 year old parents are on my phone getting me banned
>>67073897
it happens to me all the time, it's the problem with having an dynamic IP. Kinda ruins 4chan if I'm honest, especially since ban appeals never help.
Never been THAT guy to post shirtless selfies. Felt like I had to share this. I've been on this Ketogenic diet for a short time now. I've never felt better overall. Obviously, everyone wants physical changes which comes with it but mentally it's been crazy! I can do shows, podcast, live shows, fan meet & greets, & workouts and I don't have the energy or mental crash anymore. This is not an advertisement, not a sponsor. I've done every diet you can imagine being an athlete for over 20yrs. Keto might not be for everyone but for me it's been life changing. I was straight up addicted to sugar. Always have been. Not anymore. Hopefully this helps some of you guys, I get a lot of questions. Get yo #KetoKid on! Keep me posted.
>>67073882
i feel they won't offer him his due and he will leave. his affiliation with gsp & him calling shits ufc pulls every chance he gets etc.
>>67074167
>this is not an advertisement
>>67074167
He looks good tbqh, much better than he did while fighting
>>67074167
>he fell for the keto meme
what a brainlet aahahhahah
nobody can take that charge yeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCR29aE_OQ
>>67074113
JRE podcasts or Fighter and the Kid? I need to look this up, sounds hilarious
>>67074167
hes really unaesthetic considering how much mass he has with pretty low body fat. The hair is too long too
>>67073897
This has been happening to me quite a bit too, actually.
>>67074320
because its all about proportions, you need mass in the right places relatively
>>67073828
cant get lazy with your underhooks
thing of beauty when jones did this to glover
>>67074260
Fighter and the Kid senpai
>>67074382
Thanks m8
>YFW DC beats the fuck out of Jones next fight
>>67068398
wow. nearly half the fucking card only received $2,500 to fight??? jesus fucking christ, what's the incentive to fight mma? no wonder the field and weight classes are so shallow.
Was jones OSP competitive at all?
>>67074444
not likely
dc's already behind the 8 ball athletically and only getting older.
jones didn't get to use any of his dc gameplan for this fight
>>67074444
WITNESSED
>>67074501
Nah, 50-45 for Jones
But Jones didn't look as fantastic as he has looked before, he got tagged a lot and looked gassed in the 3rd
>>67074501
osp landed a single flush shot at one point but it never really amounted to anything
jones picked him apart in a very safe way minus some meme techniques when OSP had no chance of punishing him for it
>>67074497
No that's just Reebok money
>>67073822
Of course. Edgar Cano knows his target audience well. He hangs out on 420chan/mma whenever it's not being dead.
>>67074380
lazy gripping/pummeling or super defensive grip work is what sets you up for getting hit with a standing armlock,
aikidoka never train the reflexes or timing to exploit said poor gripping though, judo, sambo and other sub fighters that's their day to day training .
>>67074597
Aikido is such a meme
wonder if these links can be embedded..
http://video.fight4free.com/wmx/pettisbarbozafightvideo.mp4
>>67074651
Noice
>>67074587
ah, gotcha. my bad for being an ignoramus.
>>67074651
Pettis is such a memer now
Looks scared to throw a punch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJHTj9072Fo
Can I get an f in the (you) lads?
>>67074704
my calc is real rusty i don't get your pic
taking the limit of delta W over delta T dets the derivative of delta W over delta T?
>>67074728
he doesn't throw punches he just wiffs spinning shit now
dunno what his coach is doing when it comes to striking
Going to sleep, lads. Have a good day.
>>67074728
it's sad to see, i was on his jock for a while
dont know what he's going to do now, was already throwing darts at a wall going to izzie and jackson's during his camps
he had the kickboxing match he wanted and went out and wasted a bunch of time at new gyms trying other shit
>>67074811
Enjoy my Bangladeshi brother.
>>67074793
i meant to post a basic lever and fulcrum picture after watching the standing armbar
for some reason that picture saved instead
>>67074838
he should retire and just do commentary he's washed up.
>>67074838
The worst thing is he;s lost 3 in a row. He'd need atleast 5-6 wins to even get a title consideration
He's gonna be 32-33 before he gets a shot at the belt again assuming he doesn't lose from now on
>>67074887
i don't know wtf he does next
used to think him vs diaz would be a good fight but now i think he'd get worked
why didn't jones fight dc?
>>67074996
DC ate some stale popeyes fried chicken and couldn't stop throwing up excessively for 3 weeks, missed his camp and now has retired and took the title with him
(he injured his foot during sparring)
what's next for DJ?
Is he going to try and duck a rematch with Henry "The Gold Medal Olympic Wrestler Who Won the Gold Medal for Wrestling in the Olympics Where he Won the Gold Medal"Cejudo?
>>67075233
cejudo won a gold medal he already knows what it's like to be champion
>>67074651
interesting
http://video.fight4free.com/wmx/johnsoncejudofightvideo.mp4
>>67075276
>he doesn't consider Mighty Mouse the Goat
I think Jones beats Cormier in the rematch.
>>67075455
tips fedor
>>67075276
dana you fat fuck do you not think you should get a smaller belt at least in waist size for the 125ers?
>>67075576
Who has more of a glass body?
Cejudo or Matt Brown?
>>67075753
Cerrone
>>67071570
Saku would do some bizarre shit where dove to the floor like Solid Snake and would try and grab your ankle. It actually went down as a no contest or something. But then John realized he'd fucked up and the fight was restarted right after.
>be fucking Japanese pro wrestler welterweight
>UFC Japan Heavyweight Tournament winner
>>67074793
it's from thermodynamics, the derivative of energy with respect to time is power
YOU'RE ON STEROIDS
>>67068536
Retire into obscurity
>>67076098
DONT EVER PUT MY NAME IN WID DAT YEH
IM MAJAH AGAINST DAT YEH
Hola, cage fighting connoisseurs
>>67076294
Dont get me wrong he's losing to elite guys
But i think Pettis is done desu
So you want to be a fucking Promoter!? Tuck your motherfucking pea-sized TRTesticles between your legs and think with your fucking Brain for a minute.
It's this fucking simple:
When a fighter becomes such a huge star that their contract entails getting a percentage of the PPV sales, they no longer have to agree to the same terms as other fighters when it comes to promoting. At that point their NAME alone brings in the sales.
FUCK!!!
>>67076337
>elite guys
Eddie and dos Anjos sure, Edson is good but not 'elite', Anthony was supposed to memekick him to death.
>>67076294
should have retired after the Alvarez fight desu, or at least signed to Bellator. In fact, he should sign to Bellator now. I'd rather see him meme on cans.
>>67076411
barboza was considered a can and he got beat by him
>>67076429
This
Barboza UNIRONICALLY lost to Michael Johnson and Tony Ferguson
>>67076304
It's me Nate Wilcuck, my wife left me, took our kids because I proposed her pegging me and thought I was fucked in the head and I'm here with my bull Eugene. I also run this website for free
>>67076467
>UNIRONICALLY lost
Has there even been an ironic loss in modern ufc history?
The only one i would consider ironic was when Pat Barry let himself get choked by Crocop because muh hero.
>>67072736
Old, tired, ring rust, lack of PEDs, dunno what was the culprit or if it was a combination but Silva just lacked that sharpness/energy that he used to have. Prime Silva would have been all over Bisping after that front kick connected and would've finished the fight then and there. You can even see it in his face after he lands the kick almost like he's thinking "oh shit, did that finish him? no? fuck. Ok, gotta keep fighting i guess"
Pretty sad, really. Hope he can pull off a win against Hall, or we might not see him back in the octagon again.
>>67067212
I like this heem knowing it hurt Dana more than roundey.
fuck this cult of personality mma bullshit
>>67076467
How do you lose ironically? By taking a dive?
>>67076467
tbf match up makes fights, Barboza is bad against straight punchers like the guys you mentioned, but is pretty good against other kickers like pettis and felder
>>67076467
Ferguson fight could have gone either way desu, good fight
>>67076681
What worries me about the Hall fight is that they are both weirdos and half gay niggers who'll keep high fiving and will hold back because 'muh hespect'.
Really hope they let their nigger genetics kick in and go apeshit on each other in a slugfest that ends in yet another Anderson Silva brutal injury and preferrably his death.
>>67076522
How do you even lose ironically? Do you just roll your eyes as your opponent lands an overhand right on your chin? Isn't that what happens anyway when you get KTFO?
>>67076371
but why did he sign the contract with the same termes tho
>>67076807
Ferguson finished him
>>67076856
he didn't you stupid fuck!!! dana is being fucking unreasonable just for power and us fans cant see the fight we want to because his ego is too big
>>67067558
>keep fighting
nah ima chill if i want to
>gnight then keklol
>>67076879
He finished him with a sub in a scramble, after both guys were rocked/busted open. Not to pull the "he only lost because the other guy won" card, but the fight was very close.
>>67067460
Monson is still fighting, these days he's on terrible Russian cards.
>>67076831
Hall vs Moose Sassy is the only ironic KO I can think of
>>67076970
pretty sure he has Russian citizenship as well
>>67076900
>cant see the fight we want
>we want
kek
Almost believed it
>>67076814
What's wrong with you Carlos? That's the GOAT you're talking about.
But yes, I could see Hall being overly timid at first but opening up later on, and Anderson looking for a big shot. You could tell in his last fight that he was too worried about trying to get a highlight reel KO, when he should have point-fought a little smarter.
>>67076900
is this connors dad?
>he unironically loses a fight
>>67077133
Should ironic losses be counted aside like a no contest does?
>>67076371
Thats stupid and you're fucking stupid
so Jones basically admitted that he cant adapt right? that he got stuck against osp because he couldnt change plans?
>>67077205
Yep the Jones meme ended last night
He's done
>>67068421
yes we do, you stupid faggot. if the biggest name organization pays their fighters pennies, it will end up splitting up the best fighters into different orgs and we'll get even worse fucking fights
>>67067261
women's mma is the height of the sport in your view? wtf?
ever seen Newton versus Sakuraba?
Rua versus Henderson?
Edgar versus Maynard 2?
GSP versus BJ 1?
Couture versus Sylvia?
Rory versus Robbie?
Watching t. Edson Barbosa dismantle and expose Memetime, Anthony faked a nutshot, what a vagina face.
do you agree with this question; pettis has been dining out on his famous kick for years now, he's trash
>>67068332
ladies and gentlemen, your P4PGOAT at his finest
>>67077350
He's always been fucking meme and deserves the rope
>>67077350
not fully but that kick is somewhat responsible for his downfall, he is too content to wait for the perfect meme kick without actually doing anything to score points
NEW: >>67077408
>>67076681
>energy
yeah, that's the lack of PED's he's 40 year old ffs
he has no business being a pro athlete
>>67077133
>unironically getting punched into retardation for 10k a year
>>67076937
Edson took the fight on really short notice too.Khabib pulled out with injury so he stepped in.Imagine the bloodbath if he'd had some time. Props to Ferguson too. It's crazy how Ferguson grew so much after Castillo fight.
>>67076520
Is that really you Nate?
>>67073059
Pettis can defend takedowns, he still can't clinch and grapple with them though outside throwing up meme submissions
>>67068432
What are you talking about? The fight last night was pathetic.
>>67073465
>that ass
>that dude's hair
So much stuff going on in one picture
>>67071024
I'm proud to say I've been a Goob hater from second one. I saw right through his bullshit and always knew he was a talker, not a true fighter.
Now that everyone finally sees how chickenshit he really is, seems his "fans" have finally STFU. Anyone who still supports this coward after he ran and hid under a rock in Iceland rather than face the music at the UFC 200 presser, is a fucking moron.
>>67073882
The UFC is the ONLY worthy promotion.
If PRIDE were still around, then guys like Rory would have a place to go.
But orgs like Bellator and ONE FC are a joke.
They're places fighters go to be forgotten and see their careers die.
No one gives a shit about guys like Ben Askren. The only question anyone ever asks him is WHY he's not fighting in the UFC.
You fight and thrive in the UFC. That's it. Everything else is meaningless.
