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Previous Thread:
>>67017572
News:
Conor is a cuck
Bendo is gonna make history
USA USA USA
It is what it is
I'll fight whoever
Schaub
Compiling the picks from last thread. This is probably the last time I'll take picks for tomorrow. As always, main card fights only.
Jon Jones vs Ovince Saint Preux
Demetrious Johnson vs Henry Cejudo
Anthony Pettis vs Edson Barboza
Robert Whittaker vs Rafael Natal
Yair Rodríguez vs Andre Fili
who into FS1 right now?
nignognou
Schuab
How do you lads feel about MVP
This is the best training camp I've had
Red gloves reminds me of chuck
>yfw nick diaz will no longer get btfo by conor at 200
>>67020687
Jones
Johnson
Barboza
Natal
Rodriguez
>>67020687
WERE ARE THE PICKS FROM THE LAST THREAD?
STOP FAKING YOUR FUCKING KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>you are so mad right now
ngannou
Schaub
Water benders have the best fighting style
>>67020687
Jones
Johnson
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
>>67020739
>mewvment fags
Schaub
Why the fuck would you not make a game thread?
>losing fight
>get kicked in nuts
>immediately cuss like it messed up your rhythm
shit fight /heem/
I would take the full five minutes desu
whats the GOAT /heem/ hair style?
>>67020726
>the poor man's Cheick Kongo
>>67020755
>bellator presents: two one sided fights and a bunch of literally whos
>getting a gamethread
>>67020726
the snow represents his superior bull seed, and it's raining down on the city
>>67020788
>I'm a zuffa zombie
Welterweight Andrey Koreshkov (c) vs. Benson Henderson [a]
Featherweight Patrício Freire vs. Henry Corrales
Welterweight Brennan Ward vs. Evangelista Santos
Lightweight Brent Primus vs. Gleristone Santos
Welterweight Michael Page def. Jeremie Holloway Submission (toe hold) 1 2:15
>>67020687
Jon "eye poke" "coke" Jones
Might Mouse
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
IMPORTANT POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021845
>>67020800
kek
>>67020719
I think it's just some guy who wants Predictionbro to use a trip. He suggested it a while ago and people shut him down since it was unnecessary. Determined not to be in the wrong though he's upped the autism to presumably make picksbro use a trip
oh shit taco bell straight roasting mcdonalds!
Primus sucks
>>67020825
i'm sorry i only respond to very important polls these days
Is this a game thread or do I need to make a new one?
how do you handle the sting of rejection lads? non-relationship rejection. it's academic
>>67020851
he's green as fuck
THIS REF HAS A HUGE HEAD
Schaub
>>67020816
>watching scott coker pit his larger names against cans
Probably only going to watch the last 3 fights, one sided as they will be
>>67020862
just use this thread you cuck. This show sucks, no one is paying that much attention to it
>>67020856
VERY, VERY IMPORTANT POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021845
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021845
IT IS VITAL THAT YOU RESPOND TO THIS POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021845
>>67020888
>watching scott coker pit his larger names against cans
how is the main event that at all?
>>67020851
https://youtu.be/953PkxFNiko
well this primus guy has a chin..... not much else
>>67020888
You're a fucking goof bro
Ward shoiulkd ko cyborg
Henry corrales could pull the short notice upset
Bendo should have a fun fight
Fun mma you're a fucking idiot zuffa nuthugger
Go put snow on Dana's driveway
I bet u have fightpass too
ngannou
>>67020912
oh shit i better respond to this poll
>>67020944
at least someone got the joke
>dat CIA
>>67020890
This show is fun as hell
I'm enjoying it
Henry corrales comes to bang
am i /heem/'s favorite poster
>>67020998
thats me lad
>>67020998
You're your mom's favorite loser.
>>67020998
Peru is my fav
>>67020963
>>67020941
>koreshkov has a chance against bendo
>memeralles
>ward will probably win
Wew lads. And you are calling me a shill.
>>67021017
are you actually a cuck or just pretending to be a cuck? be honest.
Primus took that, someone post some primus in honor. Preferably jerry was a racecar driver.
>>67021042
Excellent trolling mate.
Enjoy bellator
>>67021050
>"being a fan of a black man means you're cuck"
i want /pol/ to leave
>>67021058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUNKtUBkXto
best I can do
>>67020687
>pretending to be picksbro again
https://youtu.be/LBQ2305fLeA
https://youtu.be/953PkxFNiko
>>67021106
>are we pretending again jon?
GSP is shook
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/21/11474330/georges-st-pierre-forget-winning-another-title-want-fight-biggest-names-ufc-mma
>
"I'm gonna tell you something. The belt is the title and maybe I shouldn't say that. Maybe my manager will be angry. Yes, the belt means a lot. I would rather be known as the best ever than holding the belt. If you're the best and even if you don't have the belt and you're the best, it's more gratifying. The belt is a material thing. It's good. I won it a few times. But I want to fight the best, the biggest name."
>>67020705
I just got home from work, did he put on a good show?
>>67021140
that pic seriously creeps me the fuck out
hi heem
good weekend ahead
>>67021155
Nate v GSP when
Is Dave and Buster's a meme?
>>67021178
Yes, the fight was very spicy
>>67021178
she looks like a non-degenerate amy schumer sometimes
Will Bendo still use his sunday school walkout music??
>>67021204
The games are mostly for children, there's a sports bar section for adults
I used to go there all the time as a kid
>>67021204
>tfw i dream of tasting burger opulence drinking miller lite and playing arcade games at dave and busters while watching bellator
>>67021204
They're pretty shitty from my experience. Really low tier establishments that rely on dumb stuff like carnival games and arcade machines to draw people. Basically bars for children.
>>67021155
>gsp vs fedora for le goat status
>>67021178
That bunda
>>67021227
I hope he uses primus desu
>>67021204
We get commercials here all the time but the nearest one is like an hour and a half away
>>67021227
i work for SPIKE
he requested this song specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aten9vCRvA
Why do Bhazillians call themselves cyborg so much?
>>67021325
because calling themselves human is a bit of a stretch m8
>>67021325
not knowing who cyborg is lol
>>67021325
Because there are already too many Pitbulls
>>67020837
nope.
the most I've ever done is make multiple picks once.
the fact that your ridiculous conspiracy theory is even plausible just proves my point.
>>67021352
Are you trolling me there are like 4 mma cyborgs and one bjj cyborg
>>67021347
underrated desu.
“In all my years in this business, I've never seen so many goofs” -Dana White on /heem/
what is your favourite fighter nick name?
mine is yair "the flying meme" rodriguez
Anyone picking a cheeky cyborg ko here?
QUICK
post your walkout music
https://youtu.be/tOpsnNf9Wj0
>>67021410
Filthy Meme Lawlor desu
is Cyborg about to get KO'd lads?
>>67021410
Rory "The Red Wings" Mcdonald
>>67021392
no
which cyborg is this one?
post dana white memes
you guys remember Cyborg's fight against Diaz? Those fucking leg kicks man. Then Diaz fucked him up.
>>67021442
Cyborg obviously
>>67021410
Croey "Beastin 100 times" Anderson
>>67021429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKds0UWxNo
>I don't think bellator should complete with the ufc
Fighters should only b able to work for the UTC for 8/8 imo
EIRE
HURRDURR GOOB
>it's an "irish fighter pretends to be proud of his nationality" episode
>>67021429
https://youtu.be/ndFuvVikfyI
How would this cyborg do?
>>67021474
could you say that again
i legitimately can't understand what point you're trying to convey
fighters should earn less?
bellator is shit?
i'm confuse desi
>you will never touch brennan wards butt as he walks into the cage
why even live
Killer cyborg vs meth'd up Brennan ward who wins?
>@thisisthevoice
I kek errytime
>>67020687
I posted it here
>>67019778
Schaub
HEEM TAPPY
Run roh
Fucking scrub
IRELAND
R
E
L
A
N
D
HEEM TAPPY
BIG BODY KEK
>>67020687
JBJ
Mighty mouse
Pettis
Whittaker
Rodriguez
>THE CITY OF FAKE IRISH AMERICANS
>>67021563
That ACL repair tho
TOP KEK
so we're going to get a rematch at bellator 200?
>>67021429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YmHZ9HMPs
CONOR FIGHT AT 200 TO AVENGE THIS LOSS
lol i thought he was in trouble when he tried to wrestlefuck this guy and the dude just suddenly started transitioning like a mad man
cya brennan
>>67021518
just like I'll never slyly put my arm around Claudia
>18 second heel hook loss
>out for year due to destroyed leg
If you can feel the heel hook, it's already too late.
>>67021618
>If you can feel the heel hook, it's already too late.
this i was like fuck lad your in trouble and then i instantly thought better tap because as soon as you feel it, its all over
>>67021618
Yeah I'm sure you know all about it right Luke Thomas?
I never had deep dish pizza, what is it like?
>Anthony "Memekick" Pettis is fighting Barboza tomorrow
>>67020687
Bones
Johnson
Showtime
Whitetaker
Fili
>>67020687
Boner
Mighty Midget
Showshit
Koala-man
Mexican
>>67021641
A big fat cheesy, pepperoni pussy
>>67020687
Real pick bro is from Cuckland
>nate saying he doesn't want to fight at all unless its conor
>>67021646
Pettis doesn't have the title of memekicker no more.
He has to retake it tomorrow or get outmemekicked
>>67021641
Imagine regular pizza but shittier and more of it.
Basically just tastes like tomato sauce.
>>67021648
>>67021651
its a fake you idiots he just wants your (you's)
fucking suckers lol
>>67021672
How new are you
>>67021692
>(you's)
wew
The other guy getting his foot reattached right now
>yfw Benson vs cyborg next
>>67021689
that sounds like a lasagna without the noodles or other ingredients
>>67021641
A crappy lasagna basically
>>67021692
How is it fake when he's updated it
>Edson "Memechin" Barboza is fighting Pettis tomorrow
>>67021730
>lasagna without the noodles
>noodles
wat?
>>67021636
>hurr durr it's not at all possible I'm not a trained jitz player
Even without my training, I can also pull up medical studies on why heel hooks do damage before your bodies pain receptors have a chance to activate you fucking faggot.
https://hard-luck.net/2016/04/20/on-martial-arts-and-medicince-why-the-heel-hook-is-the-most-devastating-joint-lock-one-can-apply/
>>67021407
underrated desu
>>67021616
crazy how they both subconsciously lean back following dana at the same time
>>67021740
this
Yep gonna need that webbum of the heel hook. I turned back to the computer after I heard the scream and saw cyborg putting his shirt on.
Who the hell puts sour patch kids in ice cream?
>>67021756
Have you never had lasagna m8? Those sheet noodles
>>67020687
Jones
Mighty Manlet
Le Wheeties man
Whittaker
Fili
>>67021740
that's part of his trick you idiot
you better save that image because your never going to see it again
>>67021746
>It will probably be the best fight on the card
>>67020687
OSP
Johnson
Pettis
Whittaker
Rodriguez
>>67021778
Probably never made it himself
>Not being a culinary genius
>>67021759
look at the ass on dana
>>67021788
there truly is evil in the world
>hey dana, I want an instant rematch
>but you were finished
>I want to avenge this loss
>but you still haven't defended your belt
>trust me, it will be good money
>k mate
>goofs sign contract, some time later
>oh also I don't want to do any media conference shit for this fight, cut me some slack for fucks sake
>>67020687
Jones
Johnson
Barboza
Whittaker
Rodriguez
>>67021757
>I read an article about heelhooks online im an expert
Please meet me for heem one and try that heelhook shit
I'll heem you and heem you quick
>>67021846
the cuck guard
>>67021846
The Caraway
>>67021844
your fucking lucky i'm watching out for my heem bros otherwise you would of been led on a merry dance thinking you were responding the real pick bro
your welcome
>>67021846
the Metro PCS move of the night
What?
Is Tito still fighting?
>>67021782
if you could ask Edgy Brah any question, what would it be?
>>67021878
>implying he gets his penis in her
>>67021887
K E K
>>67021887
post of the thread
>>67021847
>implying Conor fighting or not for the belt changed anything for Dana.
>implying the UFC ever did a favor to Conor putting up a rematch
>>67021788
holy fuck
that's fucking hilarious
not mad at all
>>67021895
If he's ever heard about Mohammed Mossadegh, or maybe Taman Shud.
it feels like Patricio fights on every single Bellator card
>>67021912
>>67021917
>>67021887
all me btw
>>67021954
That's his twin brother
Schaub v Ngannou when?
What do we do about eye pokes?
>>67021873
I won't even need to heel hook your goofy ass, I'll just feed you a 2 piece and then tap you with a japanese necktie.
>>67021986
someone needs to get all these Pitbulls neutered
>>67020687
Jones
Cejudo
Barboza
Wittaker
Rodrigez
All this fake picks is really going to take a huge hit on the (You)conomy lads
you shouldn't fuck around with forces you don't understand
Who picking corrales in a spicy banger?
>>67020687
>Jones
>DJ
>Barboza
>Whittaker
>Rodriguez
Do these fucking guys even know the story of Icarus?
>>67020687
Jon
Cejudo
Edson
Whittaker
Yair Rodríguez
>Icarus was a man whose self confidence betrayed him
Icarus was a child you Lellator retards
>>67022064
Yeah, I thought Daedalus made the wings
>this shitty Icarus promo
>>67022039
Youll do nothing
Patricio was on a 7-fight win streak and had 3 title defenses before he lost a decision, and he doesn't get an immediate rematch???
>Bellator
>>67022051
>Cejudo
wew lad
>>67022038
starting giving points for them instead of taking them away
>>67021919
This rematch mostly benefits him, Nate already finished him, while the money is nice for Nate and the UFC, this fight happening and not a title defense is already the UFC favoring him.
would you let Mercedes shoot you in the chest with the Lellator tshirt gun?
Guys this bellator card isn't even historically accurate
>>67022097
that's not funny my wife died that way
>>67022075
He did, and Icarus's wings melted, not burst into flame, and he fell into the sea and drowned. Also, Daedalus made the wings to escape from Crete, not because he "had a dream".
They couldn't have gotten that more wrong.
They really couldn't have gotten that more wrong.
>>67022097
Does anyone actually find ring girls attractive?
They all look so basic and vapid. I mean, i'd fuck them, but they aren't attractive.
>>67022095
Not really is the UFC favoring the UFC and their own money.
Conor is just the puppet that does it for them this time
>It's a brazilian walks out to dadrock episode
bretty gud walkout for pitbull
Ishii!
I AM HOYCE GRACIE
>>67022088
theyd done so many rematches already tho
ARF ARF
PATRICIO PITBULL
>>67022097
no but I'd let her poo in my mouth
>>67022084
I would literally kill you
>>67022172
*Hoyce Ghacie
I want big john to bang me
>>67022038
an assistant official/referee sitting cageside watching the replay that tells the ref whether or not the fighters eye was poked
if it was make an immediate point deduction
>>67022084
Touch me and I'll call the cops
>>67022038
Wear goggles
>>67022172
>he hanks hoyce
>>67022149
Eh, they're supposed to be basic. They're the stand crowd pleasing skinny bitches with big fake tits.
>>67022089
i only did it to not be a sheep like the rest of (you)
Is this man your favorite BRman?
>>67021740
>>67021763
Have you not been around or are you just trolling? Real picks bro started picks on tuesday (>>66945951) and updated wednesday (>>66971235), then someone else came along yesterday and tried to start taking a fresh set of picks (>>67001586). The "update" you say he's posted here >>67018021 was just the pic the real picksbro posted when he updated on wednesday
tl;dr someone is impersonating picksbro in order to harvest (You)s
>>67022215
This is actually a great idea.
Let's get this over with losers
fuck yeah smug ref
Who is this knockoff mark Goddard?
>>67022220
thats why I love them
all these suckers falling for fake prediction bro's plan
you won't see that image again and you can never get your (you's) back
>>67022272
it would be pretty scary to be a girl
>>67022149
maybe they should go back to the early WEC days and hire the local strippers.
>>67022274
Good thing there's no archives
>>67022274
Then I'll have to get them the good old fashioned way; pay Chinese shut-ins $1 per day to data mine them for me
>>67022314
4plebs
>>67022313
>Flashing her tits at the end
OH
>Conor quits MMA
>Joins Schaub and Callen to make "The Schaub, The Irish & The Kid"
How mad will /heem/ be?
>>67022274
Well least you're making some (You)'s lad
>>67022330
Wooooosh
>>67022274
Jokes on you. I'm a Jew, I've got (you)s in offshore accounts all around the world.
>35 seconds of staring at each other
Wew lads
>>67022274
>mfw ive been here for every card and never submitted a prediction
>>67022313
BASED RING GIRL
>>67022357
I literally have an unlimited supply of (You)s
>>67022344
>>67022357
>>67022379
>>67022298
>>67022314
>>67022321
i just stole you (you's) little did you know that i was actually lying about fake prediction bro he's the real prediction bro
and all this time i've led you along stealing your (you's)
i snatched your (you's) like candy from a baby
suckers
>dancing spic manlets
Pitbull won that round
>>67022313
this compared to what we have now
christ
We need to nuke Russia
>>67022340
>I'd eat her like a gazelle for I am a lion
>I would like to give that gazelle, unnnh, this dick uuuuhhh
>if you fuck a gazelle for sure lose my number brian
Is pit bull hurt?
Corrales is taking over
@67022393
I'll see you in court
>>67022393
And you just gave us all our (you)s back.
Amateur.
>>67022380
maybe you could raise her son?
>>67022414
I'd rather nuke Japan again.
>tfw you really like her but you're just her booty call
>>67022313
this
girls on poles = goat
>>67022438
Pussy bitch
Come on losers, let's get this over with
>>67022433
yes but i only gave you one (you) each whilst you gave me six (you's) at once
do you even into (younomics)
>>67022434
Well, that kid's a serial killer now.
>>67022340
>actually listening to the Schlobcast
>>67022472
fight me once im finished crying
>>67022313
i cringed because the crowd looked embarrassed
>>67022438
just go date one of her friends and hope you get a threesome
TAPPY
HEEM TAPPY
>>67022438
One of the most emasculating feels known to man. Be strong, move on.
good finish
Finally that fight ended
>memeotuine
HEEM TAPPY
Heem tappy
Looks like Pitbull is the top dog
wow bellator are putting on fixed fights now
wow cant believe this shit
>Guillotine from guard
lmao'ing at your jew jitzu
GOATbull
>>67022556
tsss yea they should probably give him a treat or sometin'
anyone think mcgregor is regretting his decision
I would assume the stress of this whole situation is affecting him much more than if he had just gone to the conference
>tfw even eharmony cant hook a nigga up
>>67022542
>>67022543
>>67022556
>>67022585
>>67022602
>>67022536
>>67022532
>>67022528
>>67022524
i cant believe you guys cant see that was a fixed fight?
>>67022438
>tfw you finish and then ask to sleep over
>tfw she laughs and says no
Is there a more meme sub than the jump guillotine?
>>67022583
>now
>>67022438
>catching feelings
thank god im practically autistic, its the other way around slam pieces end up catching feelings for me but the only thing that matters in life is the dick, so i have to cut them off
>>67022583
was it? i'm not really that good at telling when fights are fixed or not.
>>67022637
Flying rear naked choke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHt45gDgplE
>>67022625
Here's your (You)
Heem is greatly improved by filtering a certain former soviet country tbqh
>>67022663
>>67022689
definitely fixed m8 getting a guillotine from guard is absolute bullshit
>>67022694
your gunna hover over this m8 you cant help yourself
Be heady he says
>>67022694
Canada?
>>67022694
Is it Canada? It's Canada, isn't it?
>>67022242
>hes buttmad over some autismo getting le (you)'s
permaheem ys with him
Why did the two Cyborgs break up? I was looking for her but found they divorced
>>67022694
Yeah, that Tajikistani was an asshole
Just finished having a poo
Anything happen inbetween the ads? What fight next?
>>67022486
you gave each of them a (You) back. You are even on (You)-age you idiot
Something tells me Bendo ain't winning this one
>if im not fightning mcgregor i'm goin on motherfuckin vacation
>>67022711
>>67022757
>>67022740
Yeah its canada
Leaf fucking shits
>>67022775
He couldn't handle that brc (brazilian roided dick)
>>67022805
Tell that something to shut the fuck up because it's talking shit
>6'2"
>69 reach
Literal t-rex
>>67020687
jbj
cejudo
memetiss
memetaker
fili
>>67022788
>ezekiel break
Joe rogan gets a (you)
>autist
lel
>>67022811
My Boy olivera coming for that strap
Literally heem the fighter
>>67022825
what does getting heem'd smell like
>autistic fighter
/sp/ new favorite fighter?
>>67022788
Goddamn, I could eat that all day.
>>67022900
That glass esophagus tho
alright, which one of you fuckers is this
>literal autist fighting
he probably posts here desu
>>67022788
7 eggs MINIMUM to get your rogainz
LMAO SO HARD WE GOT FUCKING RAINMAN OVER HERE
oh shit we got a tard in the cage here
What are you watching tonight, lads?
>>67022849
I did, but now they're being sassy and talking more shit
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM
I need the poc of DC eating chicken ASAP!
>>67022393
>all these (you's) being thrown around
wont some one think of the (you's)
Heem sleepyies
>>67022893
Something I discovered when in America... American bread is fucking awful, and that bread looks no better
>>67022963
Bendo getting a third title
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
oh shit that dude got hella heem'd
Retard strength isn't fair
That dude got FOLDED like a shirt
Would you rarher have a (You) from a group of neckbeard strangers
or a kiss on the cheek from gif related?
holy fuck that dude got heemed hard as fuck in the first punch and got two extra freebies to the face
RIP his brain
>a negro named Chan
wut
>>67023031
Yous
>>67022438
>>67022531
>>67022628
>>67022661
>non virgins
>non neets
>in my /heem/
>>67022985
*pic
>>67023031
I can't screencap a kiss
>>67023031
I'd have her sucking my dick within the hour
I've fucked better looking girls up the ass
>>67023037
You literally stole my place in /heem/, at first it was all right, you came once of twice a week, now you are posting here autistically, you better explaing yourself right now or i'll lithkuk'd you into the living death
One of these days I'm going to hunt all these (You) shitposters down and heem them to death.
>>67021616
when the king leans back, so do his subjects
Has anyone ever tried cheeseburger pizza? Sounds good af
>>67023037
>>67023089
EVERYONE SHUT UP WE GOT SOMETHING GOING IN HERE
>>67022788
damn wonder if he'll spot me some egg seeds, would love to grow them in my yard
Jones vs Cormier on FS1 now
>>67023096
If you want to step into the octagon with me ill delete your chin lad
There are 2 kinds of fight fans:
Conor fans
and
Diaz fans
what's up with GSP's elbow
>>67023089
I like the other guy more than you.
>>67023031
>not pulling an Artem and switching to a mouth kiss at the last minute
fuck a (you) nigga im keeping it noice and flowy. I'll take my chances in Gina's gaurd senpai
>>67023125
You literally have egg seeds in your pants. Go shake one out in your front yard
>>67023115
its basically just a sausage pizza but with ground beef instead
>>67023115
My mom makes it every now and then.
It's not very good, but she's pretty mediocre at cooking in general.
>>67023165
hahahhaa classic russian move that was
>>67023157
he's got something growing there
>>67023169
brb gonna plow some field
>>67023159
He is too much of a moralfag and doesn't meme as much
p4p i'm ranked higher, plus my experience is superior
Is a bad match up for him
>>67023176
Does it goit cheese n Bacon?
Benson bout to do work
>>67022935
OF COURSE HE LOVES SRIRACHA IN 2016
Jesus fucking CHRIST Joe.
>>67023165
>cheek turn kiss
this anon gets it
lel
Is all of Michigan going to shit?
>>67023062
i just needed someone to feel my pain
>>67023089
Is some foreigner about to get heemed by his fellow countrymen?
Why do Bellator fights suck so hard? These are supposed to be desperate, half-homeless amateurs who should be swinging for the fences and tearing off arms for the chance at stardom. 70% of these "fights" should be JUSTBLEED hockey fight spicy fucking bangers, and instead we get shit like that Patricky fight. What the fuck.
>>67023251
alien probe
>go away
>come back
>5 (You)s waiting on me
>>67023062
>my heem
>>67023157
>>67023200
>>67023251
>>67023267
it happens to the best of them
>disc brakes
>not running drums all around
plebs
>>67023251
Alien confirmed
Probably Quarian without the mask, it would explain the accent
>>67023255
according to the news
>>67023266
talent level of some could fight UFC but lack the intangibles and the desire so are relegated to Lellator
>>67023157
Swelling from an injury. He does hit things with his elbow in this sport.
>>67023115
I've had this before, was alright
Not as good as I imagined
>>67023266
They get a salary from sponsors so they are probably living better than ufc fighters because their life is closer to that of someone working a normal job so they can do taxes and shit like that like a normal person.
Lockerroombonuses and shit like that really fuck with you financially because you never know how much you're going to get and you need to cash out big if you really want to catch a break.
You never know how much you're making against having a sorted out salary is easy to pick when you ask which one puts more of a mental stress on the person.
>>67022628
There are girls like this? Christ.
lads i was sparring with some bloke and opened him up like before shooting the double leggy for the sub. anyway some of his blood got on me like and later in the locker rooms me mate told me the bloke was a poofta. should i be worried about contracting HIV or summit?
Who /itt-tech/ here?
>>67023308
Now I'll never be able to genocide the geth in ME3 without hearing GSP saying he's not impressed with my performance.
>>67023358
Legit heart attack on crust
>>67023388
Get tested lad, couldnt hurt
>>67023388
You're not british for heavens sake, sort yourself out
lel @ bellator hyping up Benson like he's some PPV draw, he's a mid tier FOX card tier fighter
>>67023388
It'll probably mutate your DNA and you'll be giving lustful glances to everyone in the lockerroom
>>67023403
>choosing the ship gypsys over the based geth
Smdh shepard
Bendo about to be BTFO
>>67023403
>he killed legion's family
heem yourself mah man
>>67023388
>lads I picked up a tranny on the corner last night and he had her way with me then told me she was AIDS positive, should I get tested
Yes, or else you'll get permagoofed.
>>67022999
nobody with that flag can say anything about anybody else's fucking food. i mean, maybe people eating bugs on deserted islands or something, have a go
it's fucking bread, eat it. it's meant to have shit on it or else you're too poor
>>67023255
whats going on???
>>67023453
I can't fuck the geth
lads
why is nobody on heemspeak
also stream
>>67023481
he means all your food is shit. its quality is fucking awful, biggest thing that came to me as a surprise while i was there
>>67023440
Bendo isn't a superstar but he's a great fighter and they're right to hype him up. He got hyped in UFC as well, just not like Goober or Jones.
Benson getting heem'd
>>67023508
http://live.robinwidget.com/livematches/free-live-video-streaming-fighting-bellator-championship-153-prelims-other-305196.html
OUR GOD
Is Bendo illuminaty?
>>67023481
Our bread is generally too sweet, but its that britbongs fault for buying shitty bread.
>>67023530
Heem for Jesus
>>67023499
You technically can't fuck a quarian either, the probability of infection is more than 90%
It wouldn't survive.
Tali barely could take out the mask for a second and then proceed to dryhump shepard, that's about it
Why and how does Bellator outdo the UFC in terms of entrances every single show?
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/l6aa.mp4
lads, I'm waiting for you on heemspeak
you best be there
our god is an awesome god
>>67023523
BASED
A
S
E
D
awesome
BENGOAT!!!
CYKA BYLAT
How was venoms fight?
>>67023557
Because the UFC doesn't waste their time on WWE shit like entrance shows
>>67023089
wtf are you talking about m8
>>67020687
Jones via OSP gas
Cejudo via counterwrestlefuck decisision
Pettis via meme
Natal
Rodriguez
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT THE FUCKING SOVIET UNION THEME
CHEEKI BREEKI
WELCOME TO, THE BENDO ERA!!!
oh shit, Koreshkov coming out to the Russian anthem?
If Bendo loses, does this prove that Bellator is legit?
>>67023592
Good
He looked about the same at first, but he ended up getting taken down and caught in an armbar
>>67023594
just memeing lad
So that you know, i'm the zona oeste fag
>>67023557
No personality allowed.
>>67023515
considering we're a rich and diverse nation with everything from basic fare to importing the best of everywhere's everything, you either didn't think that through or you're just an america-bashing cunt. and i've actually been on a short tour in oz and spent a week on the north island of nz, and your food is minor variations on the same shit with a little more gookery. and in the case of nz, .. just.. fucking mutton and people jerking off about how good their milk is. jesus you people
heemspeak ded lads
lads, my friend bought a bottle of 12 year old scotch, i have some weed, bout to get fucked up. Can someone post the spicy banger list???
>>67023617
oh okay
im not even a real argie, just a gringo here for work
What are the chances that Benson loses? I've literally never seen this Russian guy fight before.
>>67023637
i connected somehow, copied the adress and put it in again
>>67023636
no all your shit is low quality mass produced garbage
>>67023613
Not when Korshekov transfers to UFC as soon as possible.
>>67023645
literally who knows
benson has to fall soon, he's getting old. his opponent's 8 years younger
>>67023642
Oh so you are not that argie that was here that last time?
There are more argies than i tought here
And a gringo now
>>67023645
50/50
>>67023637
My laptop is kill so no heem speak for me this weekend
>>67023613
Proves that
[spoiler]Askren is GOAT[/spoiler]
>>67021756
>>67021778
he's saying "noodles" when he means "pasta" like a goof.
the pasta sheets in lasagna
>>67023645
Benson is just slicker. Benson via being slick.
>>67023642
>gringo
sure m8
why do ufc fighters always move up weight classes when they leave ufc???
Russia going to get merked
>>67023645
It can happen within the realms of reality
>>67023645
Koreshkov is going to HEEM Benson worse than RDA. He's one of the best strikers in MMA.
>>67023660
I think it isn't working properly
maybe it can only handle one at a time right now
you got Tox?
>>67023704
benson getting stalked pretty hard in this fight already
>>67023686
>why do ufc fighters always move up weight classes when USADA isn't up their ass anymore???
>>67023713
open a blab.im
benson getting schooled lads
>>67023704
For mother russia lads, fuck this hero complex monkey
>>67023713
nah its kill again, just need it fixed it for tomorrow
last 2 digits is number of times Bendo fixes his hair
Benson is finished
>getting outclassed by bellator
Bendo being picked apart lel
I mean, I didn't think Bendo would beat Thatch so decisively, so I dont know if I can count him out against Koreshkov, but the dude hits like a fucking truck and he's way bigger.
did that flying knee land?!
What is a good site to stream the fights tomorrow? I can never find one
russia stronk
why bendo doesnt go for takedowns
>>67023754
no thanks desu
>>67023765
add me on tox
D2B2272049AFEE207DB669E179D88292CA482FD228F0C26B81E2669E98E6BC2C8425271FD28D
UFC is exposing itself so fucking hard right now. Shoulda never let Benson walk.
FUCK YEAH CHAMP, HEEM THIS LITTLE MAN
>>67023785
Yes, he's back on solid ground thanks to gravity.
>>67023605
gud bred lad
bendo's getting lit up
Hendersons T. rex arms are no match
bendo will not win this
oh shit bendo
is this ruskie legit?
Bendo getting heem'd for sure
Saved by the bell
Based Russki
BENDO GETTING BTFO
I love watching Benson get fucked up
NEW: >>67023820
Those kicks are hurting Benson
DAT FUCKING KNEE
>>67023797
Reddit.com/r/mmastreams is the one thing that site does better than anyone else.
sign the slav to the UFC, sheit
who is this russian? his kicks and range are fucking crazy
why is bendo trying to stand up with this guy shoot on the fag like 10 times a round and grapple him against the cage
pressure the dude
did bendo buy into the meme that he is a striker now because he beat thatch lol?
Damn bendo has an elite chin
>>67023821
More like hepatitis bread
>>67023669
i'm sorry you could only buy cup o noodles with your shit money kangabro, next time try one of the literally one hundred thousand farm to table restaurants that are all over our bountiful country
10-8 round t b h
Bendo looks crosseyed right now
this is sad
>>67023851
He's fighting a LW.
Welp, I gotta eat my words. This guy is putting a beating on bendo
WHOA Bendo. that's not a good sign. Koreshkov is having no trouble right now.
>Grab a towel, Randy!
>that flying knee
italy try again, just got it after trying to get into to others
bendo: ww was a mistake
sssh. quietly.
make a new thread
>>67020687
>Jones
>Johnson
>Pettis
>Whittaker
>Yair
inb4 Bendo comes back to sub him
TOOTHPICK
Keep in mind Bendo has to go back to fighting roiders now that he's in Bellator. Also these announcers suck. Also this guy will gas out and get submitted by Bendo unless he heems him soon
>>67023278
>dat heatch
>>67023938
>>67024014
nah that thing can only happen once. this russian guy would have seen that fight.
lel you can see the energy sapping from this ruskie
daily reminder paige is waifu
2/2
