Previous Thread:
>>67017572
News:
Conor is a cuck
Bendo is gonna make history
USA USA USA
It is what it is
I'll fight whoever
Schaub
Compiling the picks from last thread. This is probably the last time I'll take picks for tomorrow. As always, main card fights only.
Jon Jones vs Ovince Saint Preux
Demetrious Johnson vs Henry Cejudo
Anthony Pettis vs Edson Barboza
Robert Whittaker vs Rafael Natal
Yair Rodríguez vs Andre Fili
who into FS1 right now?
nignognou
Schuab
How do you lads feel about MVP
This is the best training camp I've had
Red gloves reminds me of chuck
>yfw nick diaz will no longer get btfo by conor at 200
>>67020687
Jones
Johnson
Barboza
Natal
Rodriguez
>>67020687
WERE ARE THE PICKS FROM THE LAST THREAD?
STOP FAKING YOUR FUCKING KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>you are so mad right now
ngannou
Schaub
Water benders have the best fighting style
>>67020687
Jones
Johnson
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
>>67020739
>mewvment fags
Schaub
Why the fuck would you not make a game thread?
>losing fight
>get kicked in nuts
>immediately cuss like it messed up your rhythm
shit fight /heem/
I would take the full five minutes desu
whats the GOAT /heem/ hair style?
>>67020726
>the poor man's Cheick Kongo
>>67020755
>bellator presents: two one sided fights and a bunch of literally whos
>getting a gamethread
>>67020726
the snow represents his superior bull seed, and it's raining down on the city
>>67020788
>I'm a zuffa zombie
Welterweight Andrey Koreshkov (c) vs. Benson Henderson [a]
Featherweight Patrício Freire vs. Henry Corrales
Welterweight Brennan Ward vs. Evangelista Santos
Lightweight Brent Primus vs. Gleristone Santos
Welterweight Michael Page def. Jeremie Holloway Submission (toe hold) 1 2:15
>>67020687
Jon "eye poke" "coke" Jones
Might Mouse
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
IMPORTANT POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021845
>>67020800
kek
>>67020719
I think it's just some guy who wants Predictionbro to use a trip. He suggested it a while ago and people shut him down since it was unnecessary. Determined not to be in the wrong though he's upped the autism to presumably make picksbro use a trip
oh shit taco bell straight roasting mcdonalds!
Primus sucks
>>67020825
i'm sorry i only respond to very important polls these days
Is this a game thread or do I need to make a new one?
how do you handle the sting of rejection lads? non-relationship rejection. it's academic
>>67020851
he's green as fuck
THIS REF HAS A HUGE HEAD
Schaub
>>67020816
>watching scott coker pit his larger names against cans
Probably only going to watch the last 3 fights, one sided as they will be
>>67020862
just use this thread you cuck. This show sucks, no one is paying that much attention to it
>>67020856
VERY, VERY IMPORTANT POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021845
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021845
IT IS VITAL THAT YOU RESPOND TO THIS POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021845
>>67020888
>watching scott coker pit his larger names against cans
how is the main event that at all?
>>67020851
https://youtu.be/953PkxFNiko
well this primus guy has a chin..... not much else
>>67020888
You're a fucking goof bro
Ward shoiulkd ko cyborg
Henry corrales could pull the short notice upset
Bendo should have a fun fight
Fun mma you're a fucking idiot zuffa nuthugger
Go put snow on Dana's driveway
I bet u have fightpass too
ngannou
>>67020912
oh shit i better respond to this poll
>>67020944
at least someone got the joke
>dat CIA
>>67020890
This show is fun as hell
I'm enjoying it
Henry corrales comes to bang
am i /heem/'s favorite poster
>>67020998
thats me lad
>>67020998
You're your mom's favorite loser.
>>67020998
Peru is my fav
>>67020963
>>67020941
>koreshkov has a chance against bendo
>memeralles
>ward will probably win
Wew lads. And you are calling me a shill.
>>67021017
are you actually a cuck or just pretending to be a cuck? be honest.
Primus took that, someone post some primus in honor. Preferably jerry was a racecar driver.
>>67021042
Excellent trolling mate.
Enjoy bellator
>>67021050
>"being a fan of a black man means you're cuck"
i want /pol/ to leave
>>67021058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUNKtUBkXto
best I can do
>>67020687
>pretending to be picksbro again
https://youtu.be/LBQ2305fLeA
https://youtu.be/953PkxFNiko
>>67021106
>are we pretending again jon?
GSP is shook
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/21/11474330/georges-st-pierre-forget-winning-another-title-want-fight-biggest-names-ufc-mma
>
"I'm gonna tell you something. The belt is the title and maybe I shouldn't say that. Maybe my manager will be angry. Yes, the belt means a lot. I would rather be known as the best ever than holding the belt. If you're the best and even if you don't have the belt and you're the best, it's more gratifying. The belt is a material thing. It's good. I won it a few times. But I want to fight the best, the biggest name."
>>67020705
I just got home from work, did he put on a good show?
>>67021140
that pic seriously creeps me the fuck out
hi heem
good weekend ahead
>>67021155
Nate v GSP when
Is Dave and Buster's a meme?
>>67021178
Yes, the fight was very spicy
>>67021178
she looks like a non-degenerate amy schumer sometimes
Will Bendo still use his sunday school walkout music??
>>67021204
The games are mostly for children, there's a sports bar section for adults
I used to go there all the time as a kid
>>67021204
>tfw i dream of tasting burger opulence drinking miller lite and playing arcade games at dave and busters while watching bellator
>>67021204
They're pretty shitty from my experience. Really low tier establishments that rely on dumb stuff like carnival games and arcade machines to draw people. Basically bars for children.
>>67021155
>gsp vs fedora for le goat status
>>67021178
That bunda
>>67021227
I hope he uses primus desu
>>67021204
We get commercials here all the time but the nearest one is like an hour and a half away
>>67021227
i work for SPIKE
he requested this song specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aten9vCRvA
Why do Bhazillians call themselves cyborg so much?
>>67021325
because calling themselves human is a bit of a stretch m8
>>67021325
not knowing who cyborg is lol
>>67021325
Because there are already too many Pitbulls
>>67020837
nope.
the most I've ever done is make multiple picks once.
the fact that your ridiculous conspiracy theory is even plausible just proves my point.
>>67021352
Are you trolling me there are like 4 mma cyborgs and one bjj cyborg
>>67021347
underrated desu.
“In all my years in this business, I've never seen so many goofs” -Dana White on /heem/
what is your favourite fighter nick name?
mine is yair "the flying meme" rodriguez
Anyone picking a cheeky cyborg ko here?
QUICK
post your walkout music
https://youtu.be/tOpsnNf9Wj0
>>67021410
Filthy Meme Lawlor desu
is Cyborg about to get KO'd lads?
>>67021410
Rory "The Red Wings" Mcdonald
>>67021392
no
which cyborg is this one?
post dana white memes
you guys remember Cyborg's fight against Diaz? Those fucking leg kicks man. Then Diaz fucked him up.
>>67021442
Cyborg obviously
>>67021410
Croey "Beastin 100 times" Anderson
>>67021429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKds0UWxNo
>I don't think bellator should complete with the ufc
Fighters should only b able to work for the UTC for 8/8 imo
EIRE
HURRDURR GOOB
>it's an "irish fighter pretends to be proud of his nationality" episode
>>67021429
https://youtu.be/ndFuvVikfyI
How would this cyborg do?
>>67021474
could you say that again
i legitimately can't understand what point you're trying to convey
fighters should earn less?
bellator is shit?
i'm confuse desi
>you will never touch brennan wards butt as he walks into the cage
why even live
Killer cyborg vs meth'd up Brennan ward who wins?
>@thisisthevoice
I kek errytime
>>67021507
>>67020687
I posted it here
>>67019778
Schaub
HEEM TAPPY
Run roh
Fucking scrub
IRELAND
R
E
L
A
N
D
HEEM TAPPY
BIG BODY KEK
>>67020687
JBJ
Mighty mouse
Pettis
Whittaker
Rodriguez
>THE CITY OF FAKE IRISH AMERICANS
>>67021563
That ACL repair tho
TOP KEK
>>67021443
so we're going to get a rematch at bellator 200?
>>67021429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YmHZ9HMPs
CONOR FIGHT AT 200 TO AVENGE THIS LOSS
lol i thought he was in trouble when he tried to wrestlefuck this guy and the dude just suddenly started transitioning like a mad man
cya brennan
>>67021518
just like I'll never slyly put my arm around Claudia
>18 second heel hook loss
>out for year due to destroyed leg
If you can feel the heel hook, it's already too late.
>>67021618
>If you can feel the heel hook, it's already too late.
this i was like fuck lad your in trouble and then i instantly thought better tap because as soon as you feel it, its all over
>>67021618
Yeah I'm sure you know all about it right Luke Thomas?
>>67021443
I never had deep dish pizza, what is it like?
>Anthony "Memekick" Pettis is fighting Barboza tomorrow
>>67020687
Bones
Johnson
Showtime
Whitetaker
Fili
>>67020687
Boner
Mighty Midget
Showshit
Koala-man
Mexican
>>67021641
A big fat cheesy, pepperoni pussy
>>67020687
Real pick bro is from Cuckland
>nate saying he doesn't want to fight at all unless its conor
>>67021646
Pettis doesn't have the title of memekicker no more.
He has to retake it tomorrow or get outmemekicked
>>67021641
Imagine regular pizza but shittier and more of it.
Basically just tastes like tomato sauce.
>>67021648
>>67021651
its a fake you idiots he just wants your (you's)
fucking suckers lol
>>67021672
How new are you
>>67021692
>(you's)
wew
The other guy getting his foot reattached right now
>yfw Benson vs cyborg next
>>67021689
that sounds like a lasagna without the noodles or other ingredients
>>67021641
A crappy lasagna basically
>>67021692
How is it fake when he's updated it
>Edson "Memechin" Barboza is fighting Pettis tomorrow
>>67021730
>lasagna without the noodles
>noodles
wat?
>>67021636
>hurr durr it's not at all possible I'm not a trained jitz player
Even without my training, I can also pull up medical studies on why heel hooks do damage before your bodies pain receptors have a chance to activate you fucking faggot.
https://hard-luck.net/2016/04/20/on-martial-arts-and-medicince-why-the-heel-hook-is-the-most-devastating-joint-lock-one-can-apply/
>>67021407
underrated desu
>>67021616
crazy how they both subconsciously lean back following dana at the same time
>>67021740
this
Yep gonna need that webbum of the heel hook. I turned back to the computer after I heard the scream and saw cyborg putting his shirt on.
Who the hell puts sour patch kids in ice cream?
>>67021756
Have you never had lasagna m8? Those sheet noodles
>>67020687
Jones
Mighty Manlet
Le Wheeties man
Whittaker
Fili
>>67021740
that's part of his trick you idiot
you better save that image because your never going to see it again
>>67021746
>It will probably be the best fight on the card
>>67020687
OSP
Johnson
Pettis
Whittaker
Rodriguez
>>67021778
Probably never made it himself
>Not being a culinary genius
>>67021759
look at the ass on dana
>>67021788
there truly is evil in the world
>hey dana, I want an instant rematch
>but you were finished
>I want to avenge this loss
>but you still haven't defended your belt
>trust me, it will be good money
>k mate
>goofs sign contract, some time later
>oh also I don't want to do any media conference shit for this fight, cut me some slack for fucks sake
>>67020687
Jones
Johnson
Barboza
Whittaker
Rodriguez
>>67021757
>I read an article about heelhooks online im an expert
Please meet me for heem one and try that heelhook shit
I'll heem you and heem you quick
>>67021846
the cuck guard
>>67021846
The Caraway
>>67021844
your fucking lucky i'm watching out for my heem bros otherwise you would of been led on a merry dance thinking you were responding the real pick bro
your welcome
>>67021846
the Metro PCS move of the night
What?
Is Tito still fighting?
>>67021782
if you could ask Edgy Brah any question, what would it be?
>>67021878
>implying he gets his penis in her
>>67021887
K E K
>>67021887
post of the thread
>>67021847
>implying Conor fighting or not for the belt changed anything for Dana.
>implying the UFC ever did a favor to Conor putting up a rematch
>>67021788
holy fuck
that's fucking hilarious
not mad at all
>>67021895
If he's ever heard about Mohammed Mossadegh, or maybe Taman Shud.
>>67021878
it feels like Patricio fights on every single Bellator card
>>67021912
>>67021917
>>67021887
all me btw
>>67021954
That's his twin brother
>>67021979
Schaub v Ngannou when?
What do we do about eye pokes?
>>67021873
I won't even need to heel hook your goofy ass, I'll just feed you a 2 piece and then tap you with a japanese necktie.
>>67021986
someone needs to get all these Pitbulls neutered
>>67020687
Jones
Cejudo
Barboza
Wittaker
Rodrigez
All this fake picks is really going to take a huge hit on the (You)conomy lads
you shouldn't fuck around with forces you don't understand
Who picking corrales in a spicy banger?
>>67020687
>Jones
>DJ
>Barboza
>Whittaker
>Rodriguez
Do these fucking guys even know the story of Icarus?
>>67020687
Jon
Cejudo
Edson
Whittaker
Yair Rodríguez
>Icarus was a man whose self confidence betrayed him
Icarus was a child you Lellator retards
>>67022064
Yeah, I thought Daedalus made the wings
>this shitty Icarus promo
>>67022039
Youll do nothing
Patricio was on a 7-fight win streak and had 3 title defenses before he lost a decision, and he doesn't get an immediate rematch???
>Bellator
>>67022051
>Cejudo
wew lad
>>67022038
starting giving points for them instead of taking them away
>>67021919
This rematch mostly benefits him, Nate already finished him, while the money is nice for Nate and the UFC, this fight happening and not a title defense is already the UFC favoring him.
would you let Mercedes shoot you in the chest with the Lellator tshirt gun?
Guys this bellator card isn't even historically accurate
>>67022097
that's not funny my wife died that way
>>67022075
He did, and Icarus's wings melted, not burst into flame, and he fell into the sea and drowned. Also, Daedalus made the wings to escape from Crete, not because he "had a dream".
They couldn't have gotten that more wrong.
They really couldn't have gotten that more wrong.
>>67022097
Does anyone actually find ring girls attractive?
They all look so basic and vapid. I mean, i'd fuck them, but they aren't attractive.
>>67022095
Not really is the UFC favoring the UFC and their own money.
Conor is just the puppet that does it for them this time
>It's a brazilian walks out to dadrock episode
bretty gud walkout for pitbull
Ishii!
I AM HOYCE GRACIE
>>67022088
theyd done so many rematches already tho
ARF ARF
PATRICIO PITBULL
>>67022097
no but I'd let her poo in my mouth
>>67022084
I would literally kill you
>>67022172
*Hoyce Ghacie
I want big john to bang me
>>67022038
an assistant official/referee sitting cageside watching the replay that tells the ref whether or not the fighters eye was poked
if it was make an immediate point deduction
>>67022084
Touch me and I'll call the cops
>>67022038
Wear goggles
>>67022172
>he hanks hoyce
>>67022149
Eh, they're supposed to be basic. They're the stand crowd pleasing skinny bitches with big fake tits.
>>67022089
i only did it to not be a sheep like the rest of (you)
Is this man your favorite BRman?
>>67021740
>>67021763
Have you not been around or are you just trolling? Real picks bro started picks on tuesday (>>66945951) and updated wednesday (>>66971235), then someone else came along yesterday and tried to start taking a fresh set of picks (>>67001586). The "update" you say he's posted here >>67018021 was just the pic the real picksbro posted when he updated on wednesday
tl;dr someone is impersonating picksbro in order to harvest (You)s
>>67022215
This is actually a great idea.
Let's get this over with losers
fuck yeah smug ref
Who is this knockoff mark Goddard?
>>67022220
thats why I love them
all these suckers falling for fake prediction bro's plan
you won't see that image again and you can never get your (you's) back
>>67022272
it would be pretty scary to be a girl
>>67022149
maybe they should go back to the early WEC days and hire the local strippers.
>>67022274
Good thing there's no archives
>>67022274
Then I'll have to get them the good old fashioned way; pay Chinese shut-ins $1 per day to data mine them for me
>>67022314
4plebs
>>67022313
>Flashing her tits at the end
OH
>Conor quits MMA
>Joins Schaub and Callen to make "The Schaub, The Irish & The Kid"
How mad will /heem/ be?
>>67022274
Well least you're making some (You)'s lad
>>67022330
Wooooosh
>>67022274
Jokes on you. I'm a Jew, I've got (you)s in offshore accounts all around the world.
>35 seconds of staring at each other
Wew lads
>>67022274
>mfw ive been here for every card and never submitted a prediction
