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old shit >>66966926
retired
>nick diaz complete sex change operation
https://www.instagram.com/p/XMH9PMunG4/?taken-by=ninameg209
/a/lways first
artem
>>66969688
Just woke up, why was Dana on sports center?
>>66969664
daily reminder
>Mackenzie smothering your face with her bunda
>>66969739
BREAKING NEWS
>>66969726
>Damage control
>>66969709
what bitch? you wanna get heemed or what
>>66969706
Imagine being this autistic
>>66969751
FUG
>>66969619
>saggers
the best
post Dana's face when
>>66969739
For the love of god someone post the webm. /heem/ need to be reminded that Rockhold is basically undefeated if you don't count that one loss in the beginning of his career
I thought antibiotics were supposed to make you my boy
>>66969751
>Your deep gasping breaths met only with more of her butt
>>66969803
most people are basically undefeated if you don't count their losses
>>66969820
Except Ronda, because losses are a state of mind and her mind, like her teeth, got fucking rekt
>>66969803
This. Weidman is undefeated if he don't count that wheel kick he threw.
>mfw Conor retiring is a bigger draw than any fight the UFC has
UFC BTFO
>TBE pays off zuffa
>Forms his long awaited mma promotion plan with star mcgregor
yfw this happens
Jon is undefeated if you ignore the time he lost to Matt Hamill
>conor goes to lellator
>ufc goes bankrupt
>lellator becomes the new standard and we get freakshow fights all day long
thank you based conor
>>66969886
>mfw a casual posted his casual opinions
>>66969918
or the time he lost against gustafsson.
>>66969817
>Smiling and looking down at you she squeezes the life out of you with her juicy thighs
>>66969919
I doubt he even has the money to buy his contract out, and by the time he's free to fight in Lellator people will be saying "Conor who?"
>>66969940
he didn't lose to Gus
>>66969940
>Flag
>TOpic
>>66969940
What? He loss, like a true Swede, Gus embraced the darkness and allowed Jones free roam in his rectuum
With Conor retiring is the irish poster gonna retire from /heem/ too
>>66969919
i support this.
1ST CARD: Conor versus GSP; biggest fight in history, Lellator becomes synonymous with MMA, MMA becomes bigger than baseball, no one even remembers the UFC.
>>66969963
Smellator could buy his contract out in a heartbeat
>>66970007
Yes, Peeuuw.
But you can still fall for all the proxy Irish flag posts.
>>66970007
If he doesn't I'll scare him away.
>>66970060
They spend all their money on fighter entrances.
>>66970083
What are the ways to win a sanctioned mma fight?
>>66970074
I love negresses m8
>>66970115
here you go senpai
>Conor is literally going to mandrama
Loving
Every
Laugh
Hopefully he takes all his retard fans with him. It's what they wanted all along anyway.
>Conor McGregor vs Kimbo Slice will happen in your lifetime
>>66970137
LORD HAVE FUCKING MERCY I AM BUT A MORTAL MAN AND THE FLESH IS WEAK
>>66970096
by having the judges on your side
>>66970074
>>66970137
>photoshopped bunda
why? there's so much bunda in the world. no need for this trickery
>>66970096
Salty as fuck.
>>66970186
Ok, so who did the judges side with?
>>66970263
same as the oj simpsons trial. the black man.
Scenario:
>Conor's knee is fucked up again / he hurt it in training camp.
>He can't walk without a visible limp, is maybe even on crutches
>Tried to get Dana to push the press tour back to may (source: Colin Cowherd interview with Dana) to give himself time to heal
>Dana refuses
>Rather than pull out of fight due to injury (what he always gave others shit for) he decides to pull retirement stunt
>>66970351
Phrase it anyway you want, but I'm glad we can agree Jon won though :)
>>66970161
I seriously doubt it lad. The money is there but mandrama is literally shit. It's PG, his character isn't going to work and will fade into obscurity
t. mandrama watcher
Scenario
>Conor is on PEDs and didn't want to do media
>>66970380
also conor is 5'9" so the wwe would consider him a manlet jobber, plus they already have brock who already had mandrama experience there prior to going to the ufc
Damn Conor was the GOAT.
>the world tour with Aldo Mcbeddeds
>stealing the belt
>that conference where he shit on everyone
>RDA breaking his foot to duck Con Air
>the fight with Nate
>the pay per view type shit for the Siver fight
>Aldo breaking his ribs on purpose to duck Con Man
>the roller coaster week that lead up to UFC 189
>the deletion of Chad Mini Mendes chin
>the destruction of Chad Mini Mendes
>the shit storm after Conor deleted the back of Dustin's head
>Game of War shit posting
>that awful Reebok fashion show
>13 seconds
>the roller coaster that lead up to Nate vs McGregor
>the fight itself
>Ido fucking Portal
>Beautiful Artem
>Snake in ye grass
>Faber Conor skeleton scare backstage
>Faber Conor shit posting on TUF
>Cuckthal Pendred destroyed
>Paddy destroyed
>Kavanagh self taught martial artist
>two weight world champ
>I WILL DESTROY ROBBER LAWLER
>GSP speculation
I'm going to miss him.
>>66970161
He likes to be the main guy too much though.
>>66970006
muh dik
>>66970377
Who gives a fuck if he won. If you have to point to the fact that the three stooges sides with your mancrush, you've already lost.
>>66970502
>if you have to cite the actual rules you're wrong
Lol
Scenario
>Conor is starting his own fighting show
>people seriously think gus beat jonny bones
bones didn't even have to try, got the unanimous decision whilst in tyrone biggums mode.
>>66970377
you just out-autism'd a norwegian, congratulations
post top Danas
>>66970572
I think everybody agrees that Jones is the better fighter, but I had Gus winning the decision.
Would've probably been a good humbling for Jones he would've been GOATier now.
>>66970623
>I don't understand how mma scoring works
>>66970489
He fucking got the UFC to have musicians perform during the walk outs for 189. No one man should have so much fucking power. 189 was such a goat event even with Aldo never showing up.
Helwani to appear on Tim and Sid today for the latest on McGOAT, for who's interested
Embedded 2
http://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks
http://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks
http://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks
>>66970535
He teams up with Vince McMahon and the boys, and Floyd Mayweather and the XFC is born. Wa-la!
Ovince
Oluwale
Ngannou
>>66970643
>two knee knockouts
>Gunnar heems a scrub
>Lawer vs MacDonald II
>Mendes vs McG
>Cathal Pendred
You're God damn right.
>>66970623
>warred it out and absolutely dismantled gustafsson while going through crack withdrawals
goat.
probably lit up the glass afterwards and went right back into training
>>66970623
>gus handled it better physically and mentally
obviously not
>>66970666
>dat whooty on the masseuse
You just know.
>>66970670
Have a pity (You) lad
>>66970623
have you gags ever heard of withdrawal? now that jon is clean, he'll bury the division and heem every HW here
>>66970641
>mma scoring is relevant whatsoever when determing who actually won the fight and was victorious
canacuck on vacation detected, gsp was a shit fighter
>>66970708
umm Its called a stem, sweetheart xx
>>66970646
bings and bongs?
>>66970781
>when determing who actually won the fight
>>66970643
Feels like a lifetime ago. That fucking co main was incredible. There was just weird magic that night and everything clicked.
>>66970804
Britain coming through with the knowledge on crack cocaine.
>>66970699
man props to mendes showing up and mcgoobs not giving a shit about facing a wrestler like people thought he would.
without that main event the shit would have been goat based on rory and robbie alone but mcmemer bouncing out with sinead singing and mendes strolling out to country shit with the american flag... god it was like a movie. only started watching for 168 so im sure 100 or something might have felt bigger but 189 was some WILD shit. great way to shift the focus off the debut of reebok shittery too
>mfw i left to go to the gym during round 1 of robbie fight because they were in "feeling out mode" then came back surprised mcgregor won and the massive shitstorm
>had money on mendes and thought it was a given he'd win
>lose one match
>retire
Notoriously shite
>>66970866
One rose in a glass please boss
>>66970380
>Implying Vince isn't hard for Irish when he pushes Sheamus, Becky, and Finn to the moon and back
>Implying this isn't the era of Vanilla Midgets ever since D-Bry opened the gates for them
>>66970891
Everything about that night was thrilling 2bh familia. Conor getting his ass beat for that first round. Conor smiling and shit after getting hit by Chad.
>>66970666
>you need to put something away on the side of my nightstand
>>66970666
What did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbvi6GrC95E
>>66971011
it was weird seeing him eat chads shots after chad had been on a vicious KO streak
made it even more strange to see him go to dream world for a second while standing with nate
>>66971046
what did she mean by this ?
I'm not an expert of american customs
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>66971091
she meant to put away their gun because they live in Puyallup
>>66971071
>black and decker
>>66970666
Holy shit I never knew Stephen A Smith was so damn tall.
Updated
Main Card:
Jon Jones vs Ovince Saint Preux
Demetrious Johnson vs Henry Cejudo
Edson Barboza vs Anthony Pettis
Rafael Natal vs Robert Whittaker
Andre Fili vs Yair Rodriguez
>>66970666
>that disgusting aspect ratio on Cejudo's TV
>>66971235
OSP
Cejudo
Pettis
Whittaker
Yair
>>66971235
Jonny Bones Jones by sub
Cejudo via sub
Pettis via meme head kick
Whittaker by DEC
Yair by DEC
>>66971235
The number of Jones - Johnson - Pettis - Whittaker - Rodriguez is astonishing
Something will go terribly wrong
>>66970489
Never forget the time when Conor was in the embedded for an event he wasn't even fighting in.
Too fucking goat
>>66971235
Saint Preux
Demetrious Johnson
Edson Barboza
Rafael Natal
Yair Rodriguez
>>66971235
Jones
Mighty Mouse
Pettis
Natal
Fili
>>66971157
oh I thought she was talking about a sextoy or something
>>66970708
>absolutely dismantled gustafsson
Are you like legitimately retarded?
If there was someone that got "absolutely dismantled", it was him. A bunch of retards saying you won doesn't mean you actually beat the other guy up.
Look at the fucking picture.
>>66971427
do you have spotify
>>66970666
>Jon Jones can squat 500lbs and deadlift 600lbs
>>66971235
Jones
DJ
Barboza
Natal
Rodriguez
>>66971235
Jones
Johnson
Barboza
Whittaker
Rodriguez
>>66971235
OSP with a sensational performance
DJ
Pettis
Whittaker will heem
Fili
>>66971491
Am I supposed to be impressed?
>>66971487
Spotify doesn't exist in the frozen wastes of Canada.
>>66970716
>DUDE HE WON LMAO
LOOK AT HIM YOU FUCKTARD
>>66971235
Jones
MM
Showtime
Whittaker
Yair
>>66971529
>>66971235
OSP with a sensational performance
DJ
Pettis
Whittaker will heem
Fili
use this one my bad forgot pic
>>66971557
i'm not sure if you are kidding but
https://press.spotify.com/us/2014/09/30/spotify-is-live-in-canada/
>>66970781
>gsp was a shit fighter
GSP was the GOAT.
>>66971360
Yeah Pettis will get meme'd on again and kill all the choices
>>66970666
>Dana wanted to do this for 200
what an idiot
How can i watch TUF in the UK?
>>66971445
a gun is a sex toy
>>66971621
*tips french heritage.*
>>66971621
>GSP was the GOAT
>mfw people unironically say/believe this
>>66971657
Isn't Barboza just a poor man's Pettis?
>>66971559
Gus looked just as fucked up after that fight. They destroyed each other.
come back...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipFh55geIvk
>>66971739
>lost against 3 people in his career
>top 5 striker
>top 5 ground game
>no wrestling background but puts NCAA Div 1 dudes on their backs
fought toughest competition, bar none (in before Jonathan Jones)
>only strike against him is that he didn't put away those who were utterly helpless against him
Only guy who might be better than Fedor.
Who is the guest today for 420 on the rogaine
https://streamable.com/6s4m
>>66971745
Gus was bloody and standing.
Jones looked like he suffered anaphylaxis.
>>66971916
It's gotta be Edgy Brah and Joey Diaz to shit talk about the UFC
>>66971903
>fedor
>goat consideration
god when will this meme end
>>66971903
>top 5 striker
GSP has a jab and that's it. He's hardly top 5 complete striker of all time, not even close.
We should add a bonus prediction on every JJ fight and predict how many times JJ will eye poke
>>66971944
man edgy brah is a real businessman with all his 10th planet shit and rogaine is missing him wanting to chill with edgie brah
I want eddie bravo every week once with the rogaine
>>66971939
Oh please, after Gus took that elbow to the side of his head in the fourth he was out on his feet. He was just as if not more fucked up than Jones. It's just you have all these "JONES ALMOST DIED" memes so you think it's more one sided than it was.
>be conor mcgregor
>talk about beheading and enslaving people as a warlord
>watch some literal who get beat to death because of a retarded ref
>ITS TOO MUCH FOR ME, I RETIRE
hey pussy, are you still there?
>>66971684
BT Sport shows it at night, they might do reruns too but not too sure
https://streamable.com/it1l
>>66972023
jones was the one being wheeled around in a stretcher m8.
>listen to the latest Schaubcast
>Schaub thought that Mighty Mouse beat Cruz
>>66971966
>small middleweight/large welterweight framed guy dominates the best HW in the world for about a decade
>lights up the best striker and destroys monster guard player on the ground
>not GOAT
ISSHGDDT
>mfw his retirement tweet sent me into retrospective thought about his colossal success
How the fuck did this irish manlet take over the fucking world. He's not a monster like Brock, or a female empowerment icon like honda. the man's blessed with so much character and has that there skill but even the closest thing, the diaz bros, were just stimulus packages that added a tad more excitement
>>66972023
>Oh please, after Gus took that elbow to the side of his head in the fourth he was out on his feet
It's almost like, getting hit on your temple/behind your ear will fuck your balance
>GSP has a jab and that's it.
Go be a faggot casual elsewhere.
>tfw never watched a full ufc event in my
life
>tfw been coming here to shitpost for like 6 months anyway
>>66972186
>How did he take over the world
He had a nation full of bandwagoners to back him up
>>66972103
are you for real?
>>66972223
kek
>tfw a casual britbong tries to tell you why submissions are bullshit
M-Muh left hand
can punk save MMA?
>>66972186
>female empowerment icon like honda
How this bitch got popular, I won't ever understand.
>>66972225
i was shocked desu, Schaub isn't a fight fan
>germany showing why he lost the war again.
>>66972186
Have ko power
Write up banter and train in front of your mirror before press conference
Easy
I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I DONT GIVE A FOOK EIDER
>>66972262
I think I could take cm punk so I doubt it
>>66972295
vagina and armbars
I DONT GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY REPUTATION
>>66972399
hold on the tryhard aussie will show up to defend cm punk and all "real fighters"
>>66972443
Natty queens
>>66972302
He just got too much punched in the face by Carwin.
>>66972148
he's like 6 feet tall senpai, and his body structure is far to broad/stocky to be welter or middle weight.
he beat some good guys but crushed a lot of cans and when it came time to leave the goat meme organization he got trashed in strikeforce by some legit guys. he's legit great no doubt, but not goat.
GSP had those storytale losses and avenges in his early career and proceeded to dominate everyone (all his opponents being top level) and retired with the belt after eeking out a split in a great evenly matched war. this is not to mention his star and drawing power. he's another level than fedor.
if any HW is goat it's werdum. too bad muh pride fags and muh smaller than average, muh silent demeanor muh win streak fags disagree
>Retiring cause you're literally shook
you still there?
>>66970352
or maybe
>dana white: can you pass ped test?
>conor mcgregor: probably not why?
>dw: cuz they gonna give you one as soon as you get off the plane for the promo shit
>cm:oh fuck - what we gonna do?
>dw: i got this - get on twitter and retire. i'll put my own spin and have some other unnamed sources add a few rumors on it to throw everyone off a few hours later. just kick back for a bit and we'll unretire you. in the long run this'll make us an even bigger payday than UFC 200
>cm: ok - thanks guvnur - youre a genius
>dw: i know
>>66972262
Is that an Esther Lin shirt? Where can I get it?
Lads, Bellator London presale tomorrow. Anyone going?
>>66971980
This
Remember UFC 100
If you are too new or dont remember, to give you perspective, Alves wasnt even the top striker in the division and GSP couldn't be arsed to fist fight him and scored takedown after takedown...
While Fedor beat nogueira on the ground and crocop standing up.
>>66972262
If he gets on UFC 200 he will. He's gonna get to show the world his sick moves
>>66972186
He's an irish fighter so he had a similar gimmick as Brock or Ronda. If he was just a white guy from America no one would care.
>>66972508
he beat hong man choi and that fat black guy though. remember?
is hendo clean?
>>66972597
delet this
stop exposing our plan
>>66972148
>>small middleweight/large welterweight framed guy dominates the best HW in the world for about a decade
Holy shit do you actually believe this?
>>66972691
>posting your email on 4chan
>>66972691
hendo is the true natty goat
>he literally retired so he doesn't have to fight Frankie
lads mommy just called out rose
>>66972691
Hey m8 I'm gonna e-mail you so we can talk about UFC and memes. Also a pic of my feet.
>>66972420
In fighting, vagina is a detriment, not a benefit.
Who gives a fuck about Laila Ali.
Also, armbarring girls isn't that hard. When Parisyan tried that on GSP, he got smoked.
>you will never be the biggest star in a sport and perform the biggest troll of all time
in my past decade of trolling and shit posting i could not be more jealous of the keks conor is having right now
>>66972186
>>66972223
>>66972258
Irish fag, can confirm My people are still firmly embroided into the 'Us and Them' mindset but only when it suits them. They all lost their shit and grew ginger pubes when McMeme said 'No, all of Ireland will be watching, not Britain." and him banging on about 'Muh oppressed people.' like some pathetic American Negro.
I remember when McMeme was calling RDA a fake Brazilian for speaking the 'language of the oppresor' when he probably can't speak a lick of Gaelic.
>>66972767
the beginning of the end
>>66972691
I just emailed you please reply and become my new phil
>>66972691
sup joe
>>66972691
>G2A
>>>/v/
>>66972828
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
>>66972691
Doxxed
>>66972691
he was on trt for a long time.
>>66972691
>not keeping some hilarious tabs open
Do you even sceenshot bro?
>>66972828
Read the part in french with a Quebec accent, Letourneau seems a lot less sexy now
Anyway, that'd be a great fight. Book it Joe.
>>66972853
He really is like mohamed ali
>>66972828
muh dick
>>66972767
dem bulging deltoids tho
>>66972882
never 4gib never 4get ;DD
>>66972848
Fuck it, I'd rather he retire than see him fight Diaz again
>>66972882
Fuck off with that. That's the shit the 15 year olds in /nba/ do.
>>66972853
ttheres a vid of him speaking irish gaylick
poorly
>>66972691
>comics
>MMA Tube
>That video game faggotry
Take Hendo with you and drive off a cliff. Heem urself my man
>>66972932
her being a coalburner wasn't enough already?
I have to go to my friends birthday on saturday, how do I casually watch a stream on his laptop without everybody calling me a fag? Should I make a cheeky wager so everyone gets into it?
>>66972829
>>66972861
>tfw im still not getting emails from anyone not in my local areas looking to fuck or nigerian princes that want my credit card
>>66972865
i dont play video games
>>66973070
Just skip out on the party. Who needs friends?
>>66973070
something like this bro
Jon Jones is one of the last memes standing and if he loses, it's over for this cum guzzling sport.
>>66972691
>allegory of the ayy lmao
>its an /x/phile gets lost on spee episode
>Hello guys this is one of my first blogs I made. First, about me. I am an anarchist and sort of an emo, non-sensitive and non-critical. I am just 11 years old but I am mature enough to be not called a "kid". I like Chaos Space Marines, Warhammer 40k, JT, T-Pain, Akon, Wyclef Jean, Lil Wyane, Chris Brown, George, other singers, other non-critics, and technology. I hate critics, Miley Cyrus, 50 cent, souljda boy, people who take life too lightly, and moral-makers. So that's it...
>>66972508
>he's like 6 feet tall senpai, and his body structure is far to broad/stocky to be welter or middle weight.
He could make MW EASILY. He is 5'11''. Burn the fat away and he's like 210lbs, tops. You're telling me he is bigger than Munoz?
>when it came time to leave the goat meme organization
You mean the best organization.
>he got trashed in strikeforce by some legit guys
He only got "trashed" by Bigfoot. The other two caught him.
What's that supposed to mean anyway, as if the guys he trashed in PRIDE weren't legit, LOL. I can think of 3 guys of the top of my head that didn't belong in the ring with him and two of those had like 100 lean mass on him.
He also crushed Sylvia and Arlovski, you know, guys that UFC tards said would smoke him cuz MUH UFC.
>GSP had those storytale losses and avenges in his early career and proceeded to dominate everyone (all his opponents being top level) and retired with the belt after eeking out a split in a great evenly matched war. this is not to mention his star and drawing power. he's another level than fedor.
He isn't. He couldn't even finish towards the end of his career and became a point fighter. He also didn't fight guys 2 divisions above him, with tons of reach on him.
No fucking way Werdum is above Fedor. He was never a dominant champ and his fighting skills are simply inferior. His wrestling is shit, his standup isn't on prime Fedor's level. He's better of his back, from the top he's comparable. (he grapples better but Fedor's GnP>>>>>Werdum)
Most of this is based on the asinine idea that PRIDE DIDN'T have the best fighters at the time.
GSP COULD be better than Fedor but he is not on another level. Get the Zuffa propaganda out of your head.
>>66972708
each and every thread
>>66973156
Based joeseph
>>66973042
>coalburner
She is ? Fuck, I missed that
>>66972628
>Alves wasnt even the top striker in the division and GSP couldn't be arsed to fist fight him and scored takedown after takedown...
He did both.
>>66973159
whats with the essay?
>>66973070
"Hey my friend Happy Birthday here's your gift : UFC PPV for tonight."
Easy
RELEASE THE BLOOD ORC
>>66973156
lol did i write that? damn i was a weird kid
well i still am
http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/five-reasons-osp-will-smash-jon-jones/
It's over, lads
>>66973193
She's literally in a committed relationship with Hector "Showeather" Lombard.
>>66972749
He resembles a bigger Hendricks. He was chubby. How much do you think he weighs lean?
Who is she fighting next?
>>66973285
Fedor is thick af fat or not
>>66973253
Oh shit
>>66972959
>Not wanting to watch him panic wrestle again only for Diaz to refuse the easy sub and heem him properly
>>66973159
>Fedor's GnP>>>>>Werdum
heh. that turned out great for him didn't it!
>>66972829
>Also a pic of my feet.
Are you a chick?
>>66973156
God Sage is such a fucking faggot
>>66973349
Claudia was right. Paige is getting more muscular.
>>66973042
>>66973193
>>66973253
My word white men are so insecure
>>66973349
would be suprised to see her fight again
I expect she'll try to make a career in reality TV, end up being on the X Factor panel next or whatever your equivalent is
>>66973384
kek
>>66973415
>BUILDTHEWALL
>>66973285
who says he wasn't lean?
do you think everyone can get shredded like GSP and lean is the same for everybody?
look at DC, hendricks etc for fucks sake. plenty of guys' face would look zombified before they got le visible abs lean
>>66973415
shut up
>>66973245
Joseph, I think you're mature enough to to be not called a "kid".
>>66973415
no one wants to be reminded that they're inadequate anon. it hurts.
>>66973415
I've heard that's what happens when you have a penis too small to satisfy a woman.
>>66973253
>http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/five-reasons-osp-will-smash-jon-jones/
Not even a real nig.
>>66973521
oh look, it's this meme again
>mfw people say GSP sucks
>>66973415
>Would want a chick that's into bestiality?
>>66973549
Sorry about your penis.
>>66973572
Stop projecting
>>66973131
its at least a partially credible theory
>>66973558
He would be suspended because of weed months before his first fight
So no
>>66973480
DC is fat. Hendricks isn't fat but also not shredded.
I'm actually suprised you think he couldn't make 185. He is smaller than many dudes in LHW.
>>66973598
that's what ur mum told me last night SNAAAAAAAAP
oh wait
Could Kevin Smith be a UFC fighter?
>>66973349
>cuck215 My treat
>>66973620
DC is strong, if he dropped to 185 he'd be considerably weaker.
>>66973620
>DC is fat.
He's in better shape than you that's for sure
Is Conor still dead?
>>66973598
sorry about your statistically low IQ, astounding crime rates, and black paternal illegitimacy
>>66973655
I mean Fedor. Fedor is same height as DC but less thick. He could make 185 fine, but DC prolly couldn't.
>>66973696
>de buttmad
>>66973696
>Its a /pol/turd ruins an MMA thread with his insecurities
Wew lad got bored of your cesspool board?
>>66973747
Come on the black guy was takling statistics so he took it to the next level I'm sure he's not really racist just showing bullshitlogic some bullshitlogic
>>66973747
>speaks the truth and gets labeled a /pol/tard
neat
>>66973723
what's this >de meme again? how did it go? it's been a couple years and I'm just curious
>>66973648
Bellator maybe.
>>66973070
if you were in america you could go in drag - then everyone would cheer you and say how brave you are for coming out of the closet. and noone would ever call you a faggot ever again.
>>66973723
>>66973747
>struck a nerve
BUILD THAT WALL
>>66973807
what
>>66973802
>de gay
>>66973861
just ignore him anon
someone wrote fag on a cake they got from whole foods and now he's mad
>>66973799
Go back there yeh?
>>66973892
thanks
>>66973806
this is hilarious.
>>66973415
Thos post is guaranteed (You)s
>>66971235
Brittle Bones Jones
Mighty Mouse
Barboza
Natal
Rodriguez
>>66973378
this. in a better world after diaz' last punch he rolled off of conor, stood up and yelled "GET THE FUCK UP BITCH AND FIGHT MUDDERFUCKER!!!" then proceeded to knock conor on his ass.
>>66974003
Cause it's true right. You dont see any other race whining about ""their"" women as much as white men. Seriously beta.
>>66973983
what fight is this?
>>66973961
How about you go back to your tumblr hugbox?
Will they ever learn
>>66974028
How do whitebois even compete
>>66974028
>Daily Mail article
Sounds legit!
>>66974067
Never been to tumblr in moi laif. Back to your septic tank containment board leech.
>>66974086
>defending Americuck
>>66969688
Is that FtWorth?
>>66974028
m8 I enjoy racially cucking poltards as much as the next guy but this is not the thread for it
>>66974062
It's just a vocal minority who watches way too much porn. Don't let bad eggs spoil a whole bunch
>>66974103
get a dog bro
Special edition of Joe Rogan podcast with Conor. Get in here. 4/20 too
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/04/20/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-246
>>66974143
WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF CONOR WAS ON ALFABRANE COULD HAVE BEEN A REAL MUNNNNNSTERRRRRR
>>66974142
Come through to my gym and ask for Big Paul, we'll see how tough you are then.
>enslaved
>poor
>literally die in one hit from a white man
Is there a more beta race?
tim and sid now live with ariel helwani
>>66974178
>that feel when one of your bros dies
>>66974179
link?
>>66974170
You're not even Paul, Diego
https://amp.twimg.com/v/b5f33031-4689-43ba-8e54-a54ba43caa6c
>>66974143
>true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.
>>66971739
GSP is objectively the GOAT, so there's that...
what did she mean by this?
>>66973747
all whiteys fault - never tyrones.
>>66974178
is he wearing unofficial official """UFC""" gloves?
>>66974232
kek
>>66974178
>0(zero) white champions
>>66973648
His core-strength is insane and natty.
>>66974214
>I'm getting my belt back, and...
Nervous glance away
When did Wideman become so beta?
>>66973806
those are about some fag hits
>>66974214
Rockhold looks like such a goof
>>66974237
Never said that bloke. You did. Sort your insecurities out.
gotta love the poor repressed white bois in this thread thinking they are big men, can't wait till you see Ngannou
>>66974268
When he lost to Cockhold.
Goob and Dana are faking this drama to hype ufc 200. It's ufc fucking 200, of course they'll hype this shit up to the max
>>66974232
>that hideous font
for what purpose did they change that shit?
>>66973861
because if you call a fag a fag in america you are ostracised at an intolerant hateful homophobic bigot
>>66974253
>do you even count
>>66974274
Luke is an alpha male
>they was actually going to do a press conference in Stockton before Conor pulled out
>>66973747
B U I L D W A L L
>>66974305
on the internet I guess, if I call someone a fag on the street they'd either walk away or we'd fight or I'd get shot, more likely nothing would happen.
>>66974214
Is Luke jealous of The Chris because he knows he will never have a family of his own?
>>66973986
kek - have some worksafe tits
>>66974334
Connor was so shook he couldn't even set foot in enemy territory
there's a vid up of conor training in iceland last night and he looks fine. he's not injured. no idea what the tweet or all of this is about desu
Post best highlight vids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uisdqVz7KXY
>>66971235
Jones
DJ
Pettis
Whittaker
Yair
>>66974353
gays can adopt, he still has a shot
>>66974178
he might not be dead but brain damage might be the outcome of this fight.
>>66974310
You know what he is like in the room.
>>66974364
Why would you even want to set foot in Stockton?
>>66974214
my man Luke putting that lil puppy in his place
love it
>>66974377
>Getting this triggered by words
Wew
>>66973620
>smaller
no. he's shorter.
>>66974377
Sven strayed from his cuckshed and hung around his wife's bull one too many times
(actually he probably meant to say 'be' instead of 'do')
>>66971235
Jon Boner
MM
Pettis
Whittaker
Yair
>>66973648
>that Christina
thick~
Did Diaz Brothers and Dana smoke weed all day. Only for the sake of Dana to alleviate the anxiety and stress.
How high is Dana right now.
Guys my ex-girlfriend just called me "damaged".
>ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>66971235
OSP
cejudo
perez
whitetaker
rodigeese
Post manlets that learned.
also should i jack off before i go to work?
>>66974476
Chubtina best Tina.
Jones is a fraud, made his name by beating up bloated MWs and old men
>>66974399
exactly, add the prospect of severe bantz to that and Connor probably shat his pants at the thought and called Dana immediately
>I'M N-N-NOT GOING DANA
>M-MY FRIEND JUST DIED AND AND
>IT'S TOO FAR AWAY AND I'M TRAINING OKAY BYE
>>66974516
OSP will end his meme
>>66974488
>ex
you're already one step ahead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBKtRk9XRMU
>>66974516
>le once in a lifetime best
>>66974377
>>66974443
It seems like /heem/ is cuckcentral tonight. Very sad.
>>66974533
Anyone with common sense wouldn't want to do it.
So Conor isn't a complete moron. Whoopy shit.
Conor McGregor was always a spoiled rich kid. He never fought outside the ring. He lived a good luxurious lifestyle before putting on the gloves. He didn't need to fight to live like Nick and Nate.
post yfw OSP heems jones
>>66974364
>>66974399
i'm thinking conor wanting to avoid stockton might have something to do with the fact that he called the entire town canaries and snitches
>>66974573
shoo shoo Cuckstaffson
>>66974178
Did he dieded?
>>66974540
>>66974516
You think Jones is dumb enough to get caught by OSP? You honestly think he won't stand back and eyepoke/knee kick?
>Jones won't blitz OSP and give him have any chance of a flash heem, he's going to pick him apart from range with better technique, speed, and fight IQ.
>>66974594
yeah full time plumbing is where it's at
>>66974603
Right, and nothing to do with the fact it's a crime ridden shithole.
>>66974594
someones never been to ireland
utter shithole
diaz' childhood home was probable treble the size of mctaplet and they were surrounded by hippie retard weed toking spazzes
why did he delet this
>>66974587
he's also just a wee shook lad who can't back up his bluster, but that's no surprise either
He's going to lose in spectacular fashion.
>>66974677
my man
Who's pumped for tonight?
>we won't get to see coner stroll into the stockton press conference wearing a bulletproof vest and play the underdog role
shame, wanted to see him come up with new character for this promo run
>>66974587
>Anyone with common sense wouldn't want to do it.
Why?
>>66971235
Jones
Cejudo
Barboza (can I also nom this spicy banger of the night?)
Whittaker
Fili
>>66974712
*Conor
>>66974679
scott coker beat vince mcmahon's offer at last second
>>66974711
Is this shit gonna be on Fite Pass or will I have to download it like a peasant
>yfw this is all an elaborate stunt orchestrated by Dana and Conor to promote the fight even more
get ready for them to announce the fight is still on any time now, now with 1000% more hype/controversy surrounding it
>>66974712
>play the underdog role
he couldn't see it happening either
>>66974711
me, but only because its a TUF that doesnt feature 2 manlet divisions
i wanna see some 205 lb heems
>>66974690
Since he's famous primarily for "backing up his bluster" you're the one that sounds like a shook cuck.
https://youtu.be/vn48_FL7ZuA?t=5m15s
>>66974701
I hope so. He's a really hateable guy.
>>66971235
OSP
DJ
Barboza
Whittaker
Yair
>>66974762
It's on BT Sport 2
>>66972691
better change your password pronto
>>66974859
I don't have a tv
>>66974890
>he didn't pay for his tv license
>>66974791
>NO ANON YOU ARE SHOOK, AND KEK
lmao that didn't even make any sense
someone return this silly lad's lucky charms
>>66974846
how so
>>66974914
This is some teenage white girl parents argument shit
McGoob is confirmed bitch
>>66972767
>Frankie
>>66974914
fuck you conrad you massive faggot I cant wait til you get heem'd
>>66974914
>mcgregger needs attention
no one is paying attention to conor, m8s.
>>66973349
should have worn it against based thug rose.. could have hidden all the blood she was pouring.
>>66974846
Nah
>>66971235
Jones
Cejudo
Barboza
Whittaker
Fili
Can she beat Ronda?
>>66974914
>UFC gets screwed out of 200
>Connie comes off as the sissy drama queen that he is
Loving
Every
Laff
>>66974914
solution is simple --- mcmeme doesnt do stockton promo, mcmeme fights ufc 200
>chael gets legit death threats
>goes to brazil anyway
>conor too pussy to go to stockton, california.
What a coward.
>>66974790
sorry bro she is taken
>>66974890
You'll have to find a stream then
>>66975107
i miss shael 2bh
p4p best shittalker
>>66975107
I RUN THE WEST COAST YE
>>66975107
just going to brazil without the death threats is more ballsy
>>66975124
What hour does it start ?
>>66975152
~3am IIRC
Jones
DJ
Pettis
Whittaker
Fili
>>66975123
I would love to pull my head out of her butt
>>66975123
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66974962
he couldn't handle Nate's pace for a round without a weight cut. He might pull a DaDa if he has to go 5 rounds with Frankie
>>66974922
>lmao that didn't even make any sense
Of course it didn't make sense. You need cognative abilities to comprehend it. Now go back to eating paste and raging about meme fighters.
>>66971235
OSP
Cejudo
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
It would make sense for fighters to be as disgusting as possible on fight day to make every second of body contact torture for the opponent. Break their spirit with a combination of wetness, grime, and killer body odor.
How bad does your boy smell, /heem/?
>>66975224
If he puts a few of those shots Nate took onto Frankie's chin, Frankie would go night night
>>66975239
Matt Lindland is my boy
>>66975243
>muh power
that loser is probably entering drug rehab
>>66971235
Jones
Cejudo
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
My sides
https://twitter.com/wwe/status/722907098439286786
>>66975165
you forgot to link
>>66975304Was about to post this
top fuckin kek
>>66975304
I dont get it
>>66971235
Bones
Mouse
Barboza
Natal
Fili
http://youtu.be/r7luNOsrshQ
http://youtu.be/r7luNOsrshQ
http://youtu.be/r7luNOsrshQ
>>66975304
lol if this happens literally move /heem/ to asp
>>66975304
>vince making money
Scott Coker, Dana White, Vince McMahon all start a bidding war for McGregor
Who wins?
>>66971235
jones
mighty meme
pettis
whittaker
yair
>>66975304
OH FUCK
>>66975304
Spoiler: She doesn't have the scoop.
Nice dungarees though.
>>66975304
Well I thought there was no chance, but it's looking likely now
Good for Conor
Get paid your $10 million to show up on Raw a couple times and do a few PPVs and not risk the brain damage.
Dana needs to take notes from Vinny Mac
>>66975408
GOAT
>>66975425
>>66975393
nice job brah
third times a charm eh?
>>66975408
God damn Chael is the man
>>66975408
Paradigm actually have a ton of top 10 fighters as clients so that would be a horrible idea. I'm down with cutting all the SBG fighters though
"It is what it is"
>>66971235
>jones
>mighty manlet
>pettis
>whittaker
>rodriguez
>>66975304
>Dana on literal suicide watch
>>66975231
lmao okay anon. I will work on my 'cognative' abilities so I can comprehend your awe-inspiring retorts
no need to get so butthurt lad, you sound like you're Connor's personal rentboy
get Fightpass™ Today
Post Dana's face when Conor shows up on Raw next week
>>66975444
lel
>listen to Schaubcast
>Schaub says that Algieri got knocked out by Pacquiao and Cotto
describes the Cotto knockout as a 'left hook'
Algieri never fought Cotto and went to a decision with Pacquiao, he did fight Khan but lost a decision as well.
>the city of Schaub
>>66975473
>u m-m-mad?!
Awe-inspiring retorts indeed.
>>66971235
Jones
Mighty Mouse
Barboza
Whittaker
Fili
>artem taking advantage
>>66975469
That shit is completely disgusting.
>>66975559
You trying to get heemed or soemthing?
>>66975529
kek
He's implying he sucked cock to get into Ireland. Fookin legend
>>66975568
Just saying, Ronda is hotter.
>>66971235
Jones via SUB
Mighty Mouse via TKO
Barboza via HEEM
Whittaker via HEEM
Yair via SUB
>>66975588
Get a real job, Joe
>>66975522
>says the guy who responded 'no, you are shook! and cuck!!'
lmao
your 'cognative' abilities are truly astounding lad
>>66975647
hold on he's thinking up something good
>lets wait
>>66975639
post the joanna with jon webm
>>66975658
Is Harden autistic?
>>66975658
>3 niggers fucking a chimp
Not sure if beastiality porn or some sort of nature documentary desu
>>66971360
To be honest, I could see Jones getting heem'd by OSP if the fight stays on the feet.
>>66971360
Pettis or yair. Both meme fighters.
bings and bongs to TUF?
>>66975714
>black wedding band
Some people just have shit taste
>>66971739
nigga if you dont believe GSP was the GOAT, and will be still if he returns, then you need to go back to watching kung fu movies.
>>66975793
there's a few black americans on here who just refuse to accept it dude
Wait, did you say JON JONES?
>>66975804
kek
>>66975708
He survived Evans, Rampage, Teixera, DC, Gus, Shogun, and Belfort standing up. The only person that can meme heem him is Rumble
>>66975839
None of those guys have 80" reach
ITT: USADA's next victim
>>66972691
>dat face
if he's natty then i'm conor mcgregor and i'ev retired from UFC so i can buy cage warriors and make it a world leading promotion. i'm gonna sell out croke park in my first event as president where i'll fight paddy pimblett at the top of the card
in short, no
>>66975853
you're right, none of them have 80". Gus has a 81.5 inch reach
>>66975658
>hai /b/ name my band
chimpette and the apes
>>66975853
>>66975906
correction, 81.2
new bread boys
>>66975920
>>66975920
>>66975920
>>66975793
gsp was a greasing roiding blanket man in a weak division who got knocked the fuck out by a literal midget
not even top 5
>>66975909
Delete this
>>66975936
oh good someone with common sense for once
>>66975927
Both his wiki and his UFC fighter profile say otherwise there retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Gustafsson
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/alexander-Gustafsson?id=
>>66975697
This is how AIDS was born.
>>66975955
google alexander gustafsson 81.2 inch reach you fucking retard holy shit you ancient motherfucker you're lucky i don't permaheem you right here and now
>>66971903
He only lost twice, unless you're counting Hendricks.
>>66975980
if that constitutes as proof well then I fucked your mom and I'm your daddy you little faggot
>>66975980
>that slightly autistic rant
>>66976000
i bet you believe conor has a 74 inch reach too lmfao fucking retard sub 80 iq subhuman mouthbreather cultural marxist commie fuck
>>66976021
don't you talk to your father like that
go to your room
>>66971235
JON JONES
DMMJ
Barboza
Natal
Fili
>>66972597
honestly listening to danas interview he seemed way too cordial about the whole thing, he knows theres still money to be made off conor.
>>66974062
Because other races are shit and don't care about mongrelization. It's an improvement for them.
>>66974488
reply "I damaged your pussy with my dick"
that'll show her
>>66969785
Already HEEMED McTappy into retirement
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