conor retired >>66961946
Schaub
>>66966935
Peru why
1st for Francis
what podcasts are live right meow ?
when is helwani going live?
why isn't mark coleman dead yet?
why didn't mark kerr beat up that snake gf he had?
>“Is Conor retiring? Only Conor can answer that question,” a teary eyed White said. “But he’s not fighting in UFC 200.”
Grimes
>>66966958
Just shut up
>>66966958
I think most of us are standing by for Dana on FS1
>>66966970
fuck you buddy
>>66966860
I agree, it's a lot harder to bring GSP in but GSP has been teasing about coming back for a long time now.
I think the only thing standing in the way was the UFC being willing to make it worth his while. GSP wanted to renegotiate his old contract because it's still active if he comes back, and that contract was completed under terms not currently present in the UFC, because of just what you said, his sponsors.
The UFC will give GSP whatever the fuck he wants to come back now. GSP coming back gives the UFC leverage over Conor if Conor decides to stay "retired". Everybody loses if that happens.
What would be really fucking awesome would be if GSP agreed to come back and fuck Conor over, and then a week before the fight demanded $15M or he's pulling from the fight. Now that'd be dope.
Conor should set up a fighters union. He has the money, respect and the popularity to pull it off. He alreday one upped Dana and co by putting their biggest event in jeopardy. Conor can unite the fighters and if all of them demand higher pay then UFC will have no choice. Proud of Conor for sticking it to the man, he knows UFC needs him more than he needs them, time to play it to his advantage. Maybe wait until UFC 200 does poor numbers and then take them by the balls and make them give him everything he wants. Conor is fucking UFC up and I absolutely love it.
>>66966958
The Hammer is immortal
I've decided to retire from /heem/ young.
Thanks for the (You)'s.
Catch ya's later.
>>66966984
this is what I wish american heem posters looked like but they're all skinny black guys
are motorbikes /heem/?
>get movement coach
>move out of the sport of MMA
>>66966989
>he knows UFC needs him more than he needs them
>people actually believe this
i hope dana learnt his lesson don't ever pay a fighter enough money that he can retire on it
he's been through gsp and connor now just upping a retiring
lower fighter pay i say so they always have to fight and the fans don't miss out
>if your higher fighter pay you ain't a fightfan
>>66967008
only if you crash
>>66967034
>>66967025
Dana confirmed the goof himself
>>66967024
who is going to headline ufc 200 now? noone that can match conor's drawing power.
>>66967045
I'll do it. Any of you herbs wanna get dusted?
>>66967045
edgar and aldo
>>66967045
And that means the UFC needs Conor more than Conor needs the UFC?
>>66966997
>>66966958
As long as Mark Coleman has /fit/ daughters to molest, he'll stay alive.
>>66967045
GSP
>>66967059
haha
>>66967060
well that is one the reasons yes, conor is their biggest star and ufc is all about making money
>>66967059
No they arent
>listening to Colin Cowherd's idiotic NFL rule change ideas
Holy fuck bring on Dana.
>>66967082
he wont come back for 200 and if/when he does it will be for 1 or 2 fights
>>66967068
Brehs
>>66967045
Fedors in talks for Werdum
>>66967113
s-stop yanking my chain like this
>>66967113
fedor isnt a big draw anymore, he wont fight for more than 3 fights either
>>66967091
Listen stupid. Conor could very well be broke within a year if the UFC decides to bury him. Do you think the UFC is going to go bankrupt because Conor leaves? If you do, youre a fucking moron.
>>66967045
>alvarez pulls out fn90 - training injury
>nate vs rda for belt
>>66967082
>implying anyone gives a shit about gsp anymore
>>66967129
they wont go bnkrupt but they wont make nearly as much money. also conor wont go bankrupt he is a smart guy, he made like 20 mil with ufc he can live a great life and dont bother about ufc
>>66967132
noone wants to see that we saw that already and rda btfo nate. will do 800k tops
>>66967103
He'll come back, crush Lawler, defend the belt vs Wonderboy (even if he loses to Rory because Rory won't fight GSP and might be in lellator by then) and then fight Hendricks in his final swan song and crush Hendricks too and then retire.
Lads fire up your twitters. Dana on FS1 in 30 bings.
Don't worry people, Mcgregor will come back in 2021 as an overweight contestant on Dancing with the Stars
>>66967143
20 mil would've been enough if he didn't spend it like that.
>>66967129
Conor is a God here, he will have no shortage of enterprises
>>66967163
Wonderboy will terminate every single Welterweight
>>66967168
stream thank you very much we don't get FS1 in russia
>>66967172
he can do seminars for money and do movies
>>66967184
Wonderboy's likelihood of beating GSP = 0%
>>66967184
wonderboy is the biggest meme fighter in the ufc right now
>>66967168
I hope taima streams it
>>66967143
conor has to pay taxes and his agent/manager fee
so he will be lucky to have 60% of his earnings
that being said, he can do commercials and endorse all kinds of things for a million dollars a year while he invests w/e saving he has
If he spends more than a million a year, which is $83,333 a month, that's 20 grand a week, then he's clearly living as a goof
BTFO
>>66967182
OK so he opens a gym. Maybe two. Then what? Does some commercials? His career hasnt been that long. He won't have the staying people that guys like Michael Jordan have had.
ufc 200 without conor is gonna flop
after july it will just be material for conor in press conferences because he sort of ran out by losing and beating the NO ONE PULLS IN THE NUMBERS LIKE ME
>>66967222
wow Piers BTFOing someone
rare
>>66967222
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
HE'S HURT MIKE
HE'S HURT BAD
>>66967222
English banterz for Irish, pretty usual desu.
>>66967225
He will be the p4p greatest plumber and knockout your household clogs and leaks
>>66967223
well he could have focused on studying and gotten a normal job. there was always that option.
>>66967222
>>66967247
>>66967248
fucking kek
>>66967225
You say that like running a gym isn't a lifelong source of income
>>66967223
the fact that this guy has the audacity to speak after his last fight blows my mind
>>66966997
Why does the webm stop just before he throws the hat away?
>>66967276
Holy shit this is literally all brits ever, you guys are such cocks.
>>66967276
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>66967222
thought that was nate at first, that would have been better
>>66967225
i think ur underestimating his popularity in ireland. i train at matt serra's gym and trust me he makes very good money
>>66967225
why would he open a gym like a broke bum?
the guy could make a killing just investing with top lads in ireland
there's no shortage of rich old men in ireland
construction, real estate, boxing promotion in Ireland and the UK
all he has to do is invest in anything and use his fame to bring attention to it
look at jordan and the washington wizards, bought into the team, played for them, sold when their value was sky high
>conor will spiral down an abyss of drugs and alcohol
>end up in and out of rehab and jail
>15 years from now there will be a 30 for 30 about him
>>66967225
investment
real estate
>>66967182
Stop lying.
>>66967322
Do you live outside of Dublin so?
>>66967319
Conor's brand revolves around him personally being the pinnacle of success and achievement, though.
Simply "using his fame" is not something you just do. Conor has built a marketable brand that needs to be applied properly.
You wouldn't buy real estate just being Conor McGregor promotes it lol
>>66967207
Youre on memes
>>66967276
>>66967222
why is he so based bros
>>66967278
>he thinks gyms are more than barely profitable
I want him dead.
>>66967276
He couldn't even beat Jeremy Clarkson.
>>66967016
jej
>>66967158
nate just got a big of a push onto normies by defeating mcmeme as holly holm did by KOing ronda. nates time is now. time to strike while the iron is hot
>>66967222
>>66967276
i fucking love connor but holy fuck this is funny as fuck LOL haha that piers cuck actually did it the fucking britman
>>66967163
>crush lawler\
love this meme, reminder that GSP starts falling apart when denied the jab by a fighter he just can't shoot in on. Rory fell apart this same way in the first Lawler fight, he substituted the jab for body kicks in the rematch which worked because it exploits Lawler's stance. GSP wont do this and can't because he's not as long.
Lawler would wreck GSP's shit. GSP could probably beat Hendricks more convincingly now and Wonderboy is literally a meme that Rory is going to expose so of course GSP wins that one.
>>66967276
>>66967222
Since when is he not an emasculated cuck? Nice.
>>66967367
nate isn't anywhere near as entertaining though
>>66967319
>there's no shortage of rich old men in ireland
Uh apparently there is because Ireland as a nation is poor as fuck
>>66967367
yeah but it will all go away when RDA dominates him for 5 rounds. Nate vs Ferguson is the fight to make.
>>66967163
lawlers tdd s too good
lawler wins by gsp tapping from strikes
>>66967396
We're one of the richest countries in the world what shit are you smoking son
>>66967381
GSP takes Lawler down all godamn day, every single day
>>66967345
Damn what a savage
>>66967351
15Mil in US dollars and i'll get it done my code name is jackal
dissapointed with conor to be honest familia
>>66967337
you or I wouldn't
but Irish people would
I've bought things because celebrities promote it, and I've stayed away from brands for over a decade because a celebrity I didn't like promoted a brand
so shut the fuck up because you really have no clue what you're talking about
his brand revolves around him mouthing everyone off and being an irish guy who scraps
>>66967404
>le Lawler has great TDD maymay
one of my faves
Saying Lawler has good enough TDD to stuff GSP simply because he avoided being taken down by Hendricks and Rory is so dumb it hurts lol
lads put it on Rich Eisen theyre talking about Dana
Would you let Conor fuck your wife if he paid you 300k and she was ok with it?
Soon
>>66967426
>I've bought things because celebrities promote it, and I've stayed away from brands for over a decade because a celebrity I didn't like promoted a brand
>so shut the fuck up because you really have no clue what you're talking about
So you're fucking retarded and you think there are a lot of people as retarded as you
thanks for proving my point
>you or I wouldn't but Irish people would
wow such a strong statement holy fuck how could I possibly make this seem unlikely hmm what would I have to say to poke holes in this stellar argument
>>66967435
Fuck yes and I know she'd be ok with it.
>>66967319
conor will unretire, finish out his contract, then become a ufc newscaster
>>66967435
do I get a finishing bonus as well?
>>66967435
I don't have a wife
>>66967435
>implying I have a wife
>>66967286
He memed on Memethony Memettiss with some old school wrestlefuck
>>66967396
that doesn't mean there's not a bunch of rich old men
India and China have 1 billion poor people living in literal filth
literally shitting in the streets
they still got rich old men
How do you pronounce hither, /heem/?
It is hit-her or hiTHer?
>>66967435
yes, and then heem divorcey
>>66967415
GSP shoots under a level change from his established jab. GSP is an orthodox fighter while Robbie is a south paw. This means that GSP's jab will be literally useless in this fight and thus useless at setting up any takedowns. Robbie wins via working his own jab by hand fighting then spamming straights down the middle just like the Rory fights.
>>66967435
yes - even if she wasn't ok with it
anyone got a link to this thing dana's gonna be talking on?
http://www.cricfree.tv/fox-sports-1-usa-live-stream
>>66967436
Dude just spoiled the surprise.
>>66967468
help us out americunts
>>66967444
oh I'm sorry, you've studied at Labatt's University and have a masters in "hey buddy you got a dart?"
>>66967436
no shit he isnt retiring like that, its not big enough for the mcgod, he wants fuckin parades and limos lined with cocaine down every street in dublin this is a party stockon motherfucking 209 god save the queen
>>66967427
Well Hendricks wrestling is on par with GSP
Although Lawler got grinded on more against the cage then really stuffing the takedown and stopping Johnys wrestling
your a rich oil sheik how much do you pay to shit on arrianny's chest?
i'd pay 20k nothing more nothing less i think its worth it
If you don't think Conor will end up broke if he really retires like this, then you need to watch the documentary Broke. Pro athletes from the big 4 sports go broke all the time and these are guys with six figure pensions.
How much debt do you think conor has right now? Shit, how many individual car titles is he making payments on? I guarantee he woke up today regretting his tweet.
Did Nate Diaz beat Conner into retirement?
>>66967473
GJ m8
>>66967460
>yon and hiTHer
>>66967484
Lawler also has a really underestimated ground game. When Hendricks got him down Lawler got straight back up.
>>66967486
I'd pay your mom instead she does it for 5 bucks
>>66967460
hitter
>>66967473
how many bings till danacast?
>>66967486
15k is my max, she's like 30 something and her tits are wonky and fake
20k and you can probably snag a 20 something b or c list actress
the only allure of shitting on her is that she's THE UFC ring girl of the 2000's
>>66967435
only if i can watch
>>66967478
i need a number to call for information if the job is off or if he's left the country etc....
also 1mil up front for expenses
>Goober gone
Who's gonna be the meme king now?
>>66967330
No, not that that would matter.
MMA barely even registers as a sport here. (technically it doesn't even do that). People might have heard his name, but the vast majority don't watch or follow MMA and certainly don't worship him as a sports god.
There's far more opportunities for him to make real money in the US than their is in Ireland advertising Pinergy.
>>66967466
so youd let him rape her for not even 7figs?
American ads are fucking weird.
>>66967520
3 pretty sure
>>66967520
5 lad
>>66967522
exactly your paying for prestige sure you can get some hotter bitch but she won't be arrianny and you know it
15k pffftt you could never afford her
>>66967531
>all those irish fans just travel to Las Vegas and fill the press conferences and weigh ins by chance
ok buddy, why don't you go around to the thomas davis GAA club bar and ask for "Big Brian" and tell him his cousin Patrick sent you
you perma virgin shit
>>66967535
BOX JUMPS NIGGA
JUMP ON BOXES
>>66967463
>This means that GSP's jab will be literally useless in this fight
GSP is so much faster with his hands and on the feet than Robbie lol
>just like the Rory fights
Comparing GSP's standup to Rory's is so retarded that now I know you're actually retarded
>>66967535
ads during the day are especially weird
>>66967564
kek
DANA LIVE
http://www.cricfree.tv/fox-sports-1-usa-live-stream
http://www.cricfree.tv/fox-sports-1-usa-live-stream
DANA IS LIVE ON FS1
>>66967484
Hendricks' takedowns are nowhere near GSPs. His top game, sure. His takedowns and footwork, no fucking way.
>>66967533
>>66967533
i'd let you rape her for 2figs
>>66967426
>but Irish people would
If you think anyone is dumb enough to pay $300,000 for a house because Conor fucking McGoober promoted it, you MUST be from Quebec.
colin cowherd is fucking unbearable, be ready for some cringe lads
ufc isn't a fucking sport it's a promotion
This guy is a goof, american sports guy is a goof
>>66967564
Hahaha you canuck faggot, we like to bandwagon and party. Of course Vegas was full of Irish. In the end, come the summer all that matters is Gaa and the euros
>ufc
>sport
pick one
>>66967526
maximum kuhk
>>66967484
Hendricks' wrestling is better than GSP. GSP is a better grappler and has way better takedowns.
>>66967598
so you're seriously going to act like companies pay celebrities for endorsements and after 60 years of doing this these companies haven't figured out that this doesn't actually create more business for them?
give your head a shake prick
>nate diaz vs gsp
Dana looks like he's about to cry.
Nate Diaz lol
>>66967598
he's stupid but to be fair our real estate is pretty effed up here
>McGoob scared to go to stockton
>Dana big bad white wolf can't tell the difference between Nate and Nick
>>66967572
GSP's jab was literally denied for most of the fight against fucking Hendricks and Robbie blows Hendricks out of the water on the feet especially when it comes to the hand fighting that happens in south paw vs orthodox fights.
GSP and Rory do use their jab in a similar manor.
HOLY SHIT DIAZ VS GSP CONFIRMED
>>66967597
......
dad?
>>66967529
>tfw this might be a real hitman since he's russian
I was only j-j-joking.
>cocks cable
HOLY SHIT LADS NATE DIAZ VS JON JONES CONFIRMED
>cocks cable
>>66967564
>>all those irish fans just travel to Las Vegas and fill the press conferences and weigh ins by chance
How many travel led over? You haven't a clue.
How many at the press conferences were Irish Americans or just jumping on the band wagon? You haven't a clue.
Fofão vs Ngannou confirmed!!!
HOLY SHIT LADS NATE DIAZ VS PAUL HARRIS CONFIRMED
>>66967609
>Gaa
oh yeah you wee beady eyed bastard
come round the thomas davis club in tallaght/bona brina and ask for Big Brian and get sorted you fat cunt
tell him his cousin Patrick from Canada send you pussy
>>66967651
Isnt GSP a switch-hitter?
>all these hacks out there
>DW: it's not about money
confirmed about money
>>66967436
Anyone got a stream?
>>66967676
>How many travel led over? You haven't a clue.
>How many at the press conferences were Irish Americans or just jumping on the band wagon? You haven't a clue.
neither do you, you fat ginger sack of shit
>>66967670
>>66967674
It's Cox, you dumb faggots. They've been around forever.
>>66967656
the wheels are in motion ile back the expenses myself
but i do expect to be paid once the job is finished
its a 6 month time line
>It's not about the money
>The money is fine
>T. Dana White
>>66967704
http://www.cricfree.tv/fox-sports-1-usa-live-stream
NOT EVEN MAD
Edgar and Aldo are permacucked by McGOAT
>>66967710
sorry m8, I don't watch gay porn
dana white laughed when asked if mcgregor will fight this year
>scumbag thinks he'll use his mob connections to skrong arm him
http://www.cricfree.tv/fox-sports-1-usa-live-stream
WARNING YOUR DISH PAYMENTS WILL EXPIRE IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS
> it's a Khabib doesn't fight for the title event
>>66967687
Here's your (you) moosefucker
>>66967707
I was never pretending I did you illiterate gobshite lol.
Unlike you I know his level of popularity in Ireland. But then you seem to have the mental capacity of a poptart.
Just press OK lad
>>66967722
>GOAT
>Got taken out by worst Diaz
lelk
honestly lads, I know this is Dana
but I believe he is telling the truth
CONOR WILL FIGHT AT UFC 200 CONFIRMED
>>66967742
while annoying we dont need to see this just audio
>>66967741
He's a lot more popular than you're making out, his face is everywhere, everyone knows him
So.......all this came about because Conor bitched out over shooting some commercials?
>>66967738
>>66967741
both you faggots can come round the thomas davis GAA club, go to the pub and ask for Big Brian and get a couple rounds taken out of you
fucking virgins
>>66967690
Not in his more conservative years. He barely ever switches stances.
>conor scrambling to call Dana right now
>>66967748
I know it does sound like Dana is being honest here
>>66967765
He was scared of a press conference in Stockton.
>>66967765
He didn't want to do a media conference in Las Vegas until may. Dana wants to do it now. Then boom.
>>66967763
you got me lad
please connor call him :(
WE
ARE
LIVE
https://youtu.be/wfJgCijj4YM
https://youtu.be/wfJgCijj4YM
https://youtu.be/wfJgCijj4YM
https://youtu.be/wfJgCijj4YM
>>66967778
But that's fucking retarded.
Wasn't there going to be twitter questions for Dana?
do any of u even have a job?
>>66967771
>>66967748
Dana seems genuine, but I dont believe there isn't more to it.
>>66967594
ya - he's covering for conor ped test
What is this student loan shit?
Isn't mcGoob a plumber?
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just a thug
>>66967768
I'm starting to think you were raped by "Big Brian" in the "Thomas Davis GAA club" lol.
>>66967791
Maybe no one tweeted. Did you?
>>66967656
i need that phone number lad otherwise i will just assume its a go ahead
t. the jackal
god its 7 pm and I a drunk on cheap beer
KEK CHAT
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfJgCijj4YM
>>66967789
That's all it is apparently. Conor threw a bit of a tantrum when he sent out that tweet. Probably after finding out he was pulled from the card. It's all up in the air right now.
>>66967768
Neither of these people but you should know civilized people don't go to tallaght
Bamgbose
Conor can lose my number
>>66967805
>dat proxy flag
I wonder who will fall for it.
>Nuthugging mcgregor
>>66967757
Being famous and being popular are two different things m8. He's definitely not as well liked outside Dublin.
Well at least we know that Conor was pulled from the UFC 200 card because he didn't want to attend the presser. Grateful for that very ground breaking info.
>>66966662
>>66966670
>>66966671
>>66966675
>>66966796
I might have to break up with her lads
>>66967798
not until mid-May
Why would Dana say if Conor called him after that interview he would let him fight on UFC 200, after taking him off the card?
>>66967840
How are her tits and pussy though man
>>66967840
loooooooool
>>66967840
"might have to" after that dude serious?
HOLY SHIT LADS NATE VS NICK CONFIRMED
>>66967840
loooooooooooooool
>>66967840
right out of the gate...
>>66967076
> aussie being a pedofaggot
no fucking surprise
>>66967840
I told you.
>>66967835
I can only speak from living in Dublin, everyone I know either knows or loves him
>>66967847
Because he's scrambling to find a replacement and is leaving room for McGregors management to pull back around to save him.
Is Luke Thomas a Hillary or a Bernie supporter?
>>66967840
"for sure lose my number"
you have no choice
ok lets think logically about this
>dana is saying that connor doesn't want to do the promotion for the fight
except connor loves PR shit lives and breathes it
so why would he suddenly be shy about doing promo's?
well i reckon dana is full of shit and its about money
conor honestly lost all my respect from this shit. was a huge fan but know i hope he comes back and loses every fight
>>66967893
big brown doodoo detected
>>66967824
fuck you buddy my senpai is from there, it's not like it';s croxteth or east london
>>66967806
scared of a bare knuckle you fat cunt?
>>66967897
>well i reckon dana is full of shit and its about money
whew regular sherlock over here boys
>>66967812
I can't help but imagine you as Dan Aykroyd in Grosse Pointe Blank, sorry jackal
>>66967840
Be careful
Josh Samman is giving his autobiography out for free (kindle edition) for today only
http://www.amazon.com/Housekeeper-Love-Death-Prizefighting-ebook/dp/B01EGEU3U2?ie=UTF8&keywords=The%20housekeeper%20kindle&qid=1461172533&ref_=sr_1_5&sr=8-5
>>66967897
he actually has said constantly that he tells him self after every fight that hes done with the media circus and than he gets the check and reconsiders
>>66967902
He was probably going to at least lose his next two counting Diaz granted he made it back down to FW.
>>66967897
>except connor loves PR shit lives and breathes it
the UFC literally promotes him and his brand and puts his face and image everywhere and does a lot of work in that regard
he clearly realizes this
>>66967897
his knee is blown again he cant show up with a limp and/or crutches, either that or he'd piss hot if they tested him
What did Dana say? missed it
>>66967907
It's literally where the traveller population settle, white niggers
>>66967897
>so why would he suddenly be shy about doing promo's?
Because of the death of Caravalho. I know life is cheap in Dashcam Russia, but here it's a big story, and McGregor and everyone involved is shook.
Not wanting to go to Vegas and do the WWE bs is understandable.
>>66967897
McGregor has been flying round the world for over a year promoting the aldo and Diaz fights. He saw a man die in a fight last week. Maybe He's sick of the ufcs shit.
>>66967941
>UFC is a good boi he dindu nuffin
>>66967840
youll hafta ease her into it with some bloodless wmma bouts
would rather see jbj vs dc 2 than conor vs nate 2 on 200
>>66967936
are you the paddy who posted the photos of him?
like why should we believe you?
>>66967942
literally everywhere there is land they settle, its country enough
>>66967943
>Because of the death of Caravalho.
the most convenient excuse of all time
>>66967943
Yes McGregor is shook for sure about coming face to face with his bull once again.
>>66967908
thanks lad it was some serious detective work i put forth
>>66967943
>>66967951
so he's scurred lad lol
>>66967943
People die. You take a few days off and go back to work. It happens to everyone all the time.
>>66967974
You're misinterpreting settle, settled traveller here means traveller who now lives in a house
>>66967943
Yeah he is super shook
>Conor is so scared of going to Stockton he literally retired
Lmao
UFC 198 is being pulled.
The entire card tested positive for hue.
>>66967974
I'm just guessing like everyone else, to me the promotion angle seems like bs, I mean how much is 1 week going to mess with his training considering the fight is in june? it doesnt track.
>>66967957
Tried that with my missus, unfortunately it was the eye vs smith fight where that chicks ear exploded
Well while we were all watching Dana on FS1, Glazer was on Rich Eisen. His insight was that we're seeing what happens in NFL where guys win a championship and then say theyre not showing up for training camp. He says Conor's getting blown up with offers to endorse products and shit, and he's forgetting that his celebrity comes form being an athlete first.
>>66967993
oi bugger are you saying my family are white trash?
what part of dublin are you in m8? I'm going to be there in september and I challenge you and the best of your name to a bare knuckle
>yfw mighty mouse has asked for 5 million dollar shows and always got denied for his past fights
>>66967992
The mind of an American beta bent and broken by his Jew corporate masters.
>>66968016
Your family might be white trash, I don't know
I'm hardly going to tell some random leaf where I live, bareknuckle fighting is a traveller tradition
>>66968019
emasculated emotionally "in touch" sissy euro boy
>>66968018
> mighty mouse
> top draw
my sides
nobody wants to see ultra midgets dance around for 25 minutes because they don't have knockout power. plus that division is shit, he's god manlet amongst baby manlets
>All the Irish casuals now coming crawling out of the duvets they've been hiding under for the past month
>>66967996
You realise when people are shook by a death of a fellow human they often bury themselves in work?
>>66968019
I work for myself, I just don't cry over spilled potatoes
>>66968033
Was that a little to close to the truth for you m8ty?
>>66968019
seriously shut up and go back to boards.ie if you're going to get this but blasted, you're making a show of us
>>66968038
shut up dana
give the man his 5 biggies
>>66968008
>to me the promotion angle seems like bs, I mean how much is 1 week going to mess with his training considering the fight is in june? it doesnt track.
you mean watching him for the last 3 fights drive around in a rolls royce in los angeles before every fight playing touch butt in santa monica and all of the sudden now he has excuses sounds like bs?
yeah dude, it's about money and the UFC/McGregor aren't talking about it in public
he literally crosses the atlantic and flys to the west coast from dublin, spents his time in LA then drives his rolls royce 3 hours to Las Vegas with artem and his giant female lady friend
somehow, all the idiots believe mcgregor and his camp weren't made well aware of this contractual obligation to promote on this date...they knew they would be going to Las Vegas in April, it would have been written right in the contract, the contract that McGregor and his management team, and lawyer(s) all would have looked at and told him "ok it's good, sign it"
iceland/ireland to las vegas/los angeles isn't much different
>>66968049
>burying yourself in work
>tweeting about how hungry you are
Two different things family. Face it, this whole situation is exclusively about money and posturing.
>>66968029
you aren't irish enough you virgin bugger, scrapping is Canadian, and Irish, and scottish and basically any white person who's not a stuck up cunt has been in a dust up
tell your mom to lose my number
>>66968055
Janitor on 4chan isn't a real job lad
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 22m22 minutes ago
White says Conor needs to clear up his status soon because if he remains retired Aldo v Edgar will be for the featherweight title.
>Cites shit cards
>These are great cards
3 more days until the Jones meme is over
>>66968089
>conor caring about the belt
ok....there's a reason aldo v edgar is even happening
nice try dana
>>66968085
>you aren't irish enough you virgin bugger
Yeah because people who say bugger are getting so much pussy, kill yourself faggot
>>66968091
the fuck, they are?
why you still here conors gone
>>66968074
>>tweeting about how hungry you are
That's his work.
>>66968038
I believe he wants 1 mil, not 5. He literally said that he just wants to put his kids through college.
>>66968068
You afraid you won't look cool in front of the big strong Americans?
Faggot
>>66968100
>not even a pic
confirmed not happening
>>66968110
Apparently not, If Uncle Dana is to be believed he is refusing to PR it up.
>>66967910
so its a go ahead?
>>66968109
pls, state your case
>>66968101
shouldve been stripped already
or just get a dog, bro
>>66968111
then he should invest or move up a weight class, oh wait he can't because he'd be destroyed
i want a new lambo but that's not going to happen either
he should be happy he's elite in a division of scrubs, he'll make bank easily as long as he keeps up his routine, dodson can't beat him so he has nothing to worry about
>>66968106
me on the right
post bunda
Why is Khabib ducking Kevin lee?
>two threads go by by the time you wake up
>>66968148
Has Ireland issued an apology for this yet?
Man this guy is sucking mad mcgoob dick
>>66968144
You're so insecure you had to post an ugly photo on a mongolian hieroglyphics board? Hahahaha
>>66968148
Kek is that an Irish flag?
>>66968119
I got you
>>66968013
fuck. i was thinking rousey/tate2 or rousey/zingano for starters. tate/coenen might be the one to dip a girls toes into the first time. i dunno if a girl could handle seeing the 1st rousey/tate though as a first mma viewing - that armbar was pretty fucking wicked
"It is what it is"
>>66967289
german """"""""""""""sense of humour"""""""""""""
>>66968143
I'm not saying he's right. I understand that most people don't like his fights.
I think his current goal is breaking the title defense record. Maybe after that he'll try moving up before retiring. He'd have little to lose at that point.
>>66968182
he's in the mix
>>66968168
Yesh
>>66968178
Yes, you definitely want to start with the big names first. The Ginas, the Rondas, the Mieshas, etc.
>>66968148
>Ireland
pls no
>>66968178
I find that in general the girls I know are more perturbed by women's fighting than men.
>>66968129
There's a big difference between a twitter pic and traveling all the way to Vegas for a big PR conference.
Obviously it could still be just a negotiating stunt, but to pretend the Carvalho death couldn't be a factor is silly.
>>66968049
>>66968074
>bury yourself in work
>retire
bit different
>>66968148
>>66968163
she's really not that ugly for turning 40 later this year m8
>>66968184
Fuck u lad
Daily rejoinder that conor is literally ducking diaz and ducking his promotional obligations that everyone has to fulfill and people are STILL finding a way to blame the UFC.
>>66968225
Literally the biggest bum in the history of MMA journalism. I'd listen to FrontRowBrian before I listened to that fucking grey manbaby.
>>66968262
Daily reminder if Dana White didn't have a track record of being a tight, lying cunt maybe people would take him at his word instead of blaming him
>>66968262
He still hasn't beaten anyone decent. All cans and Jose off his juice.
Story with ufc 200 and McGregor so lads?
>>66968214
He is ducking Diaz, end of story. He was beaten badly and it would happen the exact same way in a rematch.
He is also scared to do PR in Stockton, CA
>>66968224
big but tight, based Bethe bunda
>Conor's biggest win is KO'ing 2 week Mini Mendes
>>66968178
Yeah it was just bad timing. She asked what I was watching and I convnced her to stay and watch the next fight coz it was the women.
Managed to get her to try it again with an Invicta event a while later so wasn't too bad.
post tetas
>>66968296
While that idea is amusing, it is also retarded.
I bet I could bomb everyhere
humble in competition
humble in retirement
>>66968308
and Aldo is chopped liver?
Browsing this thread from a hot air balloon. Whats the takeaway from the FS1 interview
>>66968203
and start with the press conference hype leading up to the matches --- you can download off of youtube the entire season of TUF rousey/tate to ease her into real mma
>>66968264
he's half making sense
but i reckon we get better analysis and banter on heem for free
instead of listening to these dweebs
>>66968364
Nothing because they interviewed Dana
>>66968364
not answering someone who looks down on us desu
>>66968296
>He is ducking Diaz
No one who's rational expected him to take that rematch. He got soundly beaten.
The fact that he apparently pressured Dana to get him the rematch shows he isn't ducking Diaz.
>He is also scared to do PR in Stockton, CA
Anyone who's smart would be.
>>66968318
It makes sense, the only reason people liked him was because he couldn't lose and knocked fuckers out.
That's gone now, even super casual fans have figured out he was fighting a bunch of small guys for easy wins. Memes get around.
People would still buy PPV's with him but a few months ago it was to see if anyone would ever come close to beating him, now it will be to see how badly he gets beaten
canada have you got a poem about Goobs yet
>>66968296
full of canaries and snitches? kek
If I was Nate I'd be on every sports show I could get on calling Conor a pussy, bitch, coward, etc. I'd capitalize on this opportunity.
Why do you hate on jack Slack? he seems like an enlightened individual with refined knowledge on striking.
>potato meme retires after being shook and losing bargaining power
>legendary fat vodka meme is returning to punch some more cans
>le fake frenchie is coming out of retirement in an attempt to break the record number of spectators nodding off to sleep watching him wrestlefuck someone
what a time to be alive. I enjoyed watching piggy housey getting her block kicked off as much as the next person, but I could never have predicted things becoming so spicy so soon afterwards
>>66968445
Nate's not about that though
He could flaunt himself as the man who retired Conor but he won't because he doesn't care too much
>>66968445
>doesn't realise it's 4:20
>>66968367
the people who comment which are what he's droning on about now are idiot casuals
like what are luke thomas' credentials anyways?
>>66968446
He's a whiny bitch and he just regurgitates what he's read elsewhere.
>>66968304
great bod --- too bad she doesnt get on well with batman
>>66968446
Lets just not go there, okay?
What's it going to be?
>Fedor is white Kimbo
This guy is insane but he says it
>>66968478
I legit forgot. I gotta go hit up the dispensaries and get free shit.
>>66968521
dee has been my beard the entire time
put me against Nate Mr.White, I'll save the show sir! haha
>>66968178
Girls arent ment to like fighting, thats a mans hobby. Are you one of these numales that like thier women to be into male activities and get tattoos and shit?
>>66968497
goes over better if i post the pic
>>66968521
That was the announcement, goof
>>66968521
He deleted this almost instantly
>>66968537
I think he just means that Fedor is basically the circus main event now.
>>66968546
I like to imagine sages posts to be on several layers of irony like a tim and eric skit
>>66968521
deleted
>>66968563
Solid underhooks from the mascot, do you think Sage got away alright?
please post the khabib do not joke about religion tweets
>>66968521
>Deleted
Can he just fade back to irrelevance?
>>66968587
>>66968570
>he doesn't realize delet this is a meme
fucking goober thinks milhouse is a meme I bet
>>66968549
no - and nothing's more annoying than a female football fan (real footbal - not that faggy soccer shit). but i've seen plenty of girls standing in the circle for the after hours barfight
Is Europe staying up for this?
>>66968628
fuck no
>>66968628
No. Joanna is a goblin queen.
>>66968628
Oh shit, good looking out man I forgot this was on tonight.
I usually don't watch these but I want to witness this trainwreck
>>66968628
Hell no
>>66968628
Oh shit, that's tonight?
>>66968628
>britcucks stay up to watch amateur-tier fighters and womenz mandrama banter
any new spicy memes?
>>66968651
that's goblin princess. bethe is the goblin queen
>>66968692
Be careful
When does this show end I got some shit on the oven
>>66968283
I'm younger than that you fuck lol
>>66968628
no but would have threesome with them
>>66968702
Dana is hardcore eye his left hand about to touch some bethe titty
DONT CRY
DONT CRY
>>66968709
why is it on the oven hans? pretty sure thats not how it works haha
>>66968702
>>66968410
No I'm waiting on what is actually happening and then I'll make a good one
>>66968726
Haha
>>66968736
jesus she is savage
>>66968604
be careful
>>66968736
>>66968755
Jesus she is ugly
>>66968628
I'll probably be up anyway so why not
>>66968736
That's one of my favorite fights. Very few times I've seen anyone get dominated that badly.
>>66968628
no but I'm gonna watch tomorrow. looking forward to it
>>66968755
that potato-headed kindergartner didn't stand a chance
>>66968760
careful now lad
Boy you guys are real funny (sarcasm)
>>66968760
>haha dont be a muslim its hard to fight during ramadan
I cant tell whats dumber, that stupid ass joke or being offended by it.
>>66968804
He's devout as fuck, he's gonna go full isis
>>66968628
strem?
>>66968804
fucking muslims I like him, but fucking muslims man
>>66968760
any retaliation just further proves that his religion should be mocked
>>66968832
Unfortunately you cant say things like this
>>66968804
Why are the Borg only assimilating muslims?
>>66968857
Next time people should spam muhammad cartoons at him before his fight.
>>66968832
be careful
>>66968810
why are you laughing at me
>>66968887
kek
>>66968874
but everyone gets to bash tim tebow for praying and saying god related shit
but no, can't ever say anything about muslims and hijab or w/e the fuck their religion is
>>66968887
>>66968895
>2 Denmarks
wew lads
>>66968887
that would be epic /b/ro xD
>>66968899
I'm glad I actually looked at the full image
>>66967003
I'm a skinny white guy
>>66968832
>>66968874
O-okay
>>66968920
>Two wrongs make a right
>there are people here right now who think OSP won't rape Jones
When did /heem/ become shit?
>>66968948
>>66968874
>He deleted the post
OY VEY
>>66968947
yeah well you're the poor little white boy cover when you post in heem then bud
>there are '''''''people'''''' in this thread that think Conor won't fight at UFC 200
>>66968964
Let's see that bet slip.
Well, thats me done with ufc.
>been fun
Can you honestly say that you have no desire to insert your throbbing member in between these thick, juicy lips?
>>66968521
I RUN THE FIGHT GAME, YEH. ILL BE AT UFC 200 WITH OR WITHOUT A FIGHT
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET?
>>66968971
Nah, we have guns where I live
>>66968990
Conor isn't retired you good, good chance he will still fight at 200 and if not he will most probably fight within a year.
>>66968990
see's y'as later
>be careful
>tfw get a skype call from friend
I just wanted to chill, she's always so loud too gonna shout my ear out
>I am a """person""" that watches UFC
I have decided to leave heem.
Thanks for the memes.
Catch ya's later.
https://streamable.com/iv9i
>MFW CONOR VS NATE IS THE MAIN EVENT AT UFC 200
>british "fighters"
>british "athletes"
>british "cuisine"
>british "movies"
>british "comedy"
>british """"premier"""" league
>british "empire"
>british "cricket"
>british "rugby"
>>66968521
"I'll be at UFC 200, I just retired from the 170 division, I'll be fighting the p4p Mighty Mouse at a 160 catchweight"
>>66969052
is this faggot bragging on /heem/ about getting skype calls from girls?
>>66968628
>staying up for wmma
nah
>>66968990
You can retire that proxy flag now.
#savestitch
#bringbackburt
>>66969101
did they show the episode with lobovs parents?
>>66969068
>CONOR
Who?
Oh! You mean that trashtalk FW guy who pussied out after getting stockton'd ?
>>66969085
Cmon I was blogposting I don't care about skypecalls from american grills :^ )
>>66969101
As real as a snack box
>>66969127
go squat somewhere else slav
>>66969101
to find an ancient dinosaur they needed help from an ancient dinosaur...
>>66969121
el stitchio keepin it real
>>66969101
me on the left
>there are goofs in this thread that actually think McGOAT is retiring in 2016
The UFC pushed too hard and this is just his way of showing who is king. Without Conor UFC 200 will get less than a million buys and Dana and Lorenzo will be kissing his feet.
Conor is going to join Bellator, persuading other big stars from the UFC to move with him. He's going to make Bellator bigger than the UFC, take control of it as president/co-owner at age 33-34 after retiring and run the UFC out of town. I'm mystic mike I see dese tings.
>>66969013
yeah wow look at all the guns you have on heem whew
might be white but you're as dumb as them bud
>They were actually going to hold a press in Stockon
lmao no wonder he's retired
mcgoober will """"""""""change his mind""""""""""""" after the PEDs clear from his system
cap this
>>66969148
>alpha as fuck
>>66969052
Yeah, if only there was someway to lower volume...
>>66969150
I agree, probably a whacky way of ducking Nate.
>>66969101
>tfw you skip forearm day
>>66969101
never realized how massive gsp was
>I rate Pancrase
>I rate Bas Rutten
>>66969175
stupid canadian roastie
>>66969170
how's he gonna do that while under UFC contract?
Never heard of Stockton in moi laif
>>66969124
lel
>>66969227
Buy out.
>>66969181
No. I didn't imply that at all. Do you not know how meme arrows work?
>>66969234
>Stockton is full of snitches
Was it the most pathetic trashtalk ever?
>>66969150
or the other way around, with Mcgiggles asking for more than he's worth atm and Frittatas shutting him down. He might return eventually, but I doubt it will be in time for 200.
>>66969170
that would be hilarious and I would actually support the potato assclown if he had the balls to do it
>>66969093
it's lhw and womens
more cans for rose and pvz to beat up waiting for joanna to take a break and make babies
Oh hey Jon Jones is fighting this weekend.
Does anybody care?
>>66969243
Lellator would have to pay 50 times the value of the contract to get their hands on it. not happening
>>66969263
Are you seriously suggesting paleontologists aren't alphas?
>>66969281
jon is one of my must watch fighters. with almeida. lawler and hunt
>>66969281
>le cocaine negro crushing a can
>anyone caring
choose one senpai
>>66969281
actual fite fans?
>>66969265
he thought he was on 4chan shitposting some obvious baits
>>66969323
>Flag
>Topic
Why even bother?
Is Conor the biggest coward in professional sports?
>i hate hoyce
>>66969150
Conor will lose this battle. At the end of the day Dana and Lorenzo don't have to worry about their own personal wealth and the UFC can survive with guys like Jon Jones/Lawler/GSP/Honda/and ironically Nate or whatever hypejob they shove down our throats.
>>66969281
>Oh hey Jon Jones is fighting this weekend.
Don't talk too soon.
>>66969281
Yes people who aren't casuals. This is probably your first time posting ITTs since McGoof insta-tapped to Nate
>>66967137
What did he mean by this?
>>66968807
P
E
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F E E T
E
C
T
>>66969343
She's squatting like ten fucking pounds. And she's wearing gloves.
>>66969391
he like pisturesque ironic jokes which emerged in 21st century
>>66969399
Leave her alone goof
Seriously, lads, what if JJ loses? What will we think of him? Will he ever turn into the next Chris "my boy" Weidman?
>Bob Sapp was never a top 5 kickboxer
>>66969399
it's 50, fix your eyes chang
>>66969399
>What is a warm up set?
>tfw you realize the Chris is going to rip your heart out
>>66969418
this nigga look like phil helmuth
>>66969418
If jones was the false goat he wouldnt have been able to rag doll cormier nothing can stop him except a fluke punch from anthony johnson
>>66969418
With eyepokes, he can't lose.
>>66969443
rockhold won't lose
>>66969205
hummina hummina hummina
>>66969440
Did that actually happen? Fuck this gay country
>>66969281
that's literally the best card of the year you nigger
>>66969458
>you'll never play poker with Phil and make him go on a rant
why live
>>66969440
jesus christ, what did that guy invent, the wheel?
>>66969517
>guy
>>66969517
He invented the bathtub.
>>66969443
>Rockhold keeps talking about these "visions" he has. You didn't see Vitor knocking you out.
>>66969440
Think you took a wrong turn somewhere
>>>/pol
>>66969517
He invented railroads
>>66969480
http://julianakawka.blogspot.de/2015/07/juliana-kawka-al-desnudo.html
open the 18+ in a new tab the first one
>>66967024
What makes you think Conor is that interested in fighting in the UFC?
>>66969440
>>66969562
Vitor vs. Rockhold was a fix, as clear as it gets. You can see Rockhold giving Vitor a nod right before he kicks him in the face. Someone post the webm.
No new thread yet?
>>66969666
get out satans
>>66969562
There's a difference between being caught and being totally dominated
This is the final thread. No new.
>>66969619
hoo wow!
>>66967276
>You actually lived to see Tears Morgan not be a cuck
Strange feel desu.
>>66969666
Why don't you make one, Satan?
>>66967345
Is this really Piers Morgan?
>>66969504
>those guts
>>66967381
>GSP could probably beat Hendricks more convincingly now
He didn't beat him the first time.
>MUH DECISION
You overestimate Lawlers standup and TDD. I know he is a southpaw. So was Diaz.
>>66969703
/heem/ dies with (You)
>>66967463
We know that you read Jack Slack.
GSP can beat Robbie just fine. Don't believe the hype.
>>66968886
kek --- borg are actually based on new jerusalem from revelation --- a giant cube's supposed to float over the middle east
>>66969209
he's only 5'10"
>>66967435
Let me translate that question for you guys:
>Are you a cuckold?
>>66969121
>Conner
>two n's
>e instead of o