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UPCOMING EVENTS
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 BST, PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
10-9 russian guy
first for Benson eating knees
>this triggers the autismo
hendo is kill
Benson is fucking done for.
>UFC
Benson FINISHED
>>67023820
UFC'S UNWANTED MONKEY ENDS TONIGHT LADS
bellator > UFC
10-8 right imo
>>67023820
benson whoderson
>benson trying to fight a true ww
lel
>UFC champ can't cut in Bellator
>>67023820
good op op
rocky 4 kind of shit here.
This Russian has some fuckin insane striking.
Koreshkov looks like that creepy fucker who tries to feel up your girl and when you confront you he slaps the shit out of you
>>67023923
Most fighters can't handle going up in weight.
one thing i can say is benson has a chin on him he took a knee flush and recovered
>>67023923
>>67023879
>>67023901
>lightweight who only has wins over featherweight and shitty lightweights can't cut it against an 18-1 welterweight
gee
and only RDA could do this to Bendo? lawl
after fighting thatch why the fuck would he stay at ww?
This is what conor fights are going to look like if he tries to move up.
WHERE IS THE HYPE LADS, SHOW ME SOME (YOU)S
>>67023964
RDA gets embarrassed if he goes up in weight. Rory Mac would make him look silly.
Benson getting BTFO
KEK
>>67023963
he took the fight lad stop making excuses he bought into the meme he is a welterweight because he beat brandon 'big let down' thatch
>Bendo pleading for his life
RIP
Poor Benson is getting molested by krokodil guy
anyone noticing Benson landing a couple body punches here and there? That lead uppercut, he did the same thing to Thatch.
ruskie too good
>dat fake horn
>>67023994
You're not fooling anyone lah
>>67023958
Benson looks like that guy your girlfriend works with who slowly increases the number of times he messages her and starts hanging out with her even though you protest and your girlfriend says it's no big deal and then your girlfriend's mom says that she should date him instead of you as he adjusts his frameless glasses and looks on with a transparent veneer of concern and sympathy barely concealing his intense pride at having usurped you.
HEEM SLEEPY
>UFC signs the Russian for a contract bigger than Bendo's
Bendo can't get anywhere close to him with Koreshkov's jab
HENDERSON ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>67023994
If I pulled that off would you die?
Benson has one hell of a chin, but the comeback can still happen
I hope this monkey gets heemed tonight
>>67024029
>Projecting
Bendo has a chin I will give him that,
but it was a mistake to think he could fight a bigger man
he is gonna get heemed at this rate
soo 20-17?
would be cool to see Bendo get KO'd cold
do we look back at these moments and remember when Lellator became legit?
bellator link? just woke up
Bendo is getting absolutely shitrailed.
bendo is done lads
>>67024052
Hardly, he can't even start his grappling transitions. He needs that 5th round sub.
Anyone else get disgusted when they see their gfs ugly as fuck exes?
fuck bendo in trouble
Bendo pls
>>67024067
It hurts to watch this shit. It has to be illegal to be this tired.
>tfw need a fap break but spike gives me no quarter
fug ile have to half watch sweaty men hugging while watching sweaty men fighting
>>67024093
...
If this goes late i can see bendo getting a cheeky submission off a mistake.
>BENDO GETTING MEMED ON IN BELLATOR
I CANT STOP KEKING OMG
Is this what Faber fans feel like always?
>>67024067
>Actual televised death in MMA
Benson did not belong in UFC, now he is just a washed up ex-UFC can, feelsgoodman
Koreshkov is gassed the fuck up
Benson has to stay off the cage
Bellator wins.
thats it benson grind on him don't give him space stop trying to kick box with this guy
>>67024140
he's a former champ, you mong
>even half-heemed he keeps kneeing
that takedown defense holy shit
This Koreshkov guy is pretty fucking good
Johny Hendricks-esque in his cage stalling, Joe
>UFC "talent"
>>67024189
The shittiest champ in the history of the UFC desu
>>67024201
>>67024203
he's pretty legit
Koreshkov is gassing
Bendo pls
Is Michael Page satisfied with killing bums forever?
I think this is the most I've enjoyed a Bellator fight
>>67024239
>implying that even matters
>black "men"
bellator is now the official fighting organization of HEEM, UFC fags need to leave. Who else /coked for coker/ here
How is he still standing?
this is like watching a guy beating the shit out of his little brother
>cokers face right now
why isnt this Koreshkov guy in the ufc? he is a beast
WHERE'S YOUR JEESUS NOW FAGGET
>Bendo and Koscheck fighting in Lellator
who's next to leave papa Dana?
>>67024255
Must not have seen Kimbo vs Dada 5000 or Shamrock vs Gracie 3
>Bellashitter beating Bendo
this is what happens when you stop fighting midgets
>>67024255
Did you not watch Dada vs Kimbo?
Holy shit bendo has a chin of granite wtf
>>67024236
not knowing who tim sylvia is top pleb
should've gone to LW
His only chance is this Slav gasses the fuck out
>>67024272
He's swallowed so many toothpicks that they provide a second skeletal structure.
how is bendo still alive, is it Jesus lads?
>>67024282
Rory maybe, he's pretty unhappy with contract negotiations right now.
Remember that Askren annihilated Koreshkov.
>>67024065
Welp, he's done better against a bigger, rangier striker than McMeme did.
>>67024203
>>67024236
He's certainly not bad, but he reminds me of a lot of mid level UFC contenders like Gegard or Gian Vilante. I think Benson is just unprepared for this fight, in terms of style and weight. I dunno how Korshekov would do in the UFC.
who else cringes everytime he gets hit cause they know he has a toothpick in his mouth
>>67024314
Even then, he's gotta find a way to finish since he just got crushed for 3 rounds.
>>67024251
They might feed him bendo next
An event where UFC champs fight bellator champs on after another, how would that go?
M E M E K I C K S
BENDO "IRON WILL, IRON CHIN" HENDERSON
WILL GET A SNEAK SUB IN THE 5TH
this guy's fucking sprawl man
>>67024363
Jon kills everyone and the sport is banned again
>le decision man needs a finish to win
Did that superman punch connect?
>>67024308
>you now remember Tim syvlia beat Andrei arlovski twice
>>67024336
what is the point?
wouldnt it stab his gums?
Why do fighters always think they can move up no problem? This looks like a grown man fighting a teenager
>>67024395
was non-existent against Askren, who is barely bigger than Bendo.
>reach disparity
>weight change
>nerves/emotions
>undertrained
Which reason is the reason Benson is shitting the bed? Is Koreshkov that good?
this russian doesn't even look tired yet benson is fucked
>>67024363
i've often thought of the idea of like an mma champions league
where its kind of like knock outs and the top 4 fighters of each organisations weight classes enter
and its an open weight competition
i think that would settle the boys from the men pretty quickly
HEEEEEM
Bendo has been hurt so many times, it's quite fascinating how he's not heemed yet
>>67024432
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>UFC """fighters"""
>>67024433
this gives me more hope for Cejudo against Mighty Mouse desu, since Askren was also an Olympic wrestler
>>67024452
Koreshkov is super good
>>67023820
Delet this
>inb4 dodgy decision
dat chin tho
holy shit that head movement on the ground
That head movement on the bottom. The only positive bendo has shown all night, besides his chin forged from the iron of the gods.
>"We're down a lot!"
Lelator vs UFC summer events?
This is a good fight man
Fucking gay ass hair greasy monkey, what a goddamn tool
>>67024334
Hard to say. He is very range-y and seems to have good TDD (even though Bendo is setting up his shots very poorly).
>>67024319
Rory absolutely should do it after he loses to Lawler again
>that turtle position head movement
>>67024516
>>67024517
if soccer kicks and stomps were still legal this would be a way cooler fight
>the pony tail is gone
When will people learn that the UFC is rehearsed
>no toothpick Bendo
Makes sense, toothpick Bendo would have won
>>67024517
crom himself gave benson his chin
>>67024516
Nick Diaz esque
>>67024319
I would prefer if Rory went to Bellator desu so he can be champion.
Blasian Clay Guida
>Hendo is going to lose in Bellator
KEK
>>67024590
shut up
That fucking chin
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S IN HIS FUCKING CHIN
EATINGS THESE KICKS
FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER
>WEC champ + UFC champ = Lellator washout?
what went wrong?
Benson lost 5 years off his life tonight. There's no fucking way your head can take that much damage without mushing up your brain a little bit.
can khabib take this guy down
>>67024627
Jesus
GET IN MY GUARD BRO
>>67024648
God works in mysterious ways.
He's like a fucking ground monkey
>>67024636
yeah, that's right, it's goddamn delicious
jesus how is benson still fighting
>>67024517
>not knowing who tex cobb is
>>67024645
This is why you don't just go and fight the champ of the weight division above what you're used to fighting at
;_;
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;_;
And people say the RDA KO wasn't a fluke
outsized, outmatched
I expect amazing gifs from that last movement on the ground
That was really weird
50-44 2bh.
UFC btfo.
48-47, Bendo via split
>AND NEW
Bendo will have better results at 155lb for sure
dominant performance
>>67024712
>muh size
hendricks, serra, nick, couture, nate...
>Losing in lelator
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
how the fuck did this happen
>>67024674
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
lol bendover is such a loser
I can drink all things through straws
CHEEKI BREEKI
This fight is why people don't like the klitchkos
How ridiculous is RDA's power that he could KO Bendo?
tough fight
good fight
That was nice to watch though.
>>67024688
why are dirty yanks so cringy?
What a thumping
RUSSIA
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47-46 Henderson
>Amerishit "fighters"
>>67024734
Nah family, this russian guy utilized the size disparity perfectly
Really good fight, holy shit I forgot how sick hendo was. Hats off to the Russian as well.
That guys was was just too big and too strong, really surprised he couldn't finish.
nice little appetizer before tomorrow
>>67024746
Lol and people unironically think McGoober would have survived against him
so is bellator LEGIT
Never fight above your weightclass, learn from Hendo and Mcgoob
>>67024734
>weightclasses don't matter
>>67024736
Lightweight who only beats featherweights fights a welterweight champ
>no 10-8 rounds
bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U
>Benson while on the ground
>>67024645
Blasians peak early.
bendo's chin
russia guys sprawl
what in the fuck did i just witness i thought forsure bendo would die in the cage tonight
So uh....this sorta shifts the ol' MMA paradigm. Bellashit fighters aren't quite the memesters I thought they all were.
ROBBED
>>67024795
are you new?
>>67024778
no, but weightclasses are legit
>>67024734
Serra and Couture both got BTFO by guys using their weight to bully them. Hendricks struggles to get down to 170 and nick is the very model of your average 170.
This guy got dem crazy eyes
USADA needs to test Benson's chin and this Russian looks fucking crazy
if he's russian why does he look non-white
>>67024792
i was actually getting scared for bendo's life in that last round
I had it 50-40 desu
>Meathead gets heemed
>>67024795
He is too big for Hendo, it will be nice to see this Russian vs Matt Brown
So...does RDA's stock go up, down, remain the same?
>>67024775
spike kickboxing is on next m8 its not over we get to see melvin get ko'd by a whisp in the wind
>>67024778
See
>>67024780
Did you really think that was the best Hendo we have seen?>>67024781
>>67024806
I had literally never heard of this Russian before tonight.
>>67024792
bendo's face was surprisingly resilient
>>67024795
I no rite
>>67024806
must be new, everyone knows UFC fighters don't stand a chance against bellator champs
>>67024795
The top end of bellator was always legit, problem is the dropoff after the top 5 is much steeper.
Ben Askren be talking mad shit on twitter
10-7, 10-9, 10-8, 10-8, 10-8 if i was judging
>>67024840
you're new.
How is he not even slurring?
Next JRE
Joe: Koreshkov is a MOTHER FUCKER
Scoob: oh 100% for sure dude
top cringe
why are their so many glass jaws in mma?
Benson looks like he just got back from a sunday jog lol
Fucking legendary durability.
>>67024849
>10-7
Never post again plz
>>67024850
lellator sucks ass, it's like following arena football
So this confirms Benson thought Kekator fighters are easy to beat?
>mfw Phil Davis loses to Queen Mo
Benson is slurring too. Ruskie fucked him up.
>>67024840
at least ur being honest desu
>>67024832
In my opinion is the same.
He beat Hendo in his own weightclass in his "prime"
>>67024832
UFC says he's Fight Pass, but that would be believing the UFC
>>67024860
kek
tough as heck, big as heck, grrrrrr
Please no more WW fights Benson
>>67024860
Yo did you see that fight last week
guy's a MUUNNNNNSTERRRRRRRR
>>67024860
i laffed
>>67024871
he was wearing his mouthpiece ya goof
Now to watch legacy produce more ufc talent live
>>67024871
Nah Phil Davis is a motherfucker
Benson vs Chandler/Thompson winner
we watching kickboxing too?
oh fuck yeah Meathead!
MARTY MCFLY
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>>67024860
>scoob
i like that, can we make it meme?
AYYYYYYYYYY Meathead
Damn, I didn't even know Melvin was fighting tonight.
dont think this energy drink slurping sport iis for me
>>67024917
>>67024910
Newbloods don't know about legacy fighting. Only other org allowed to use the octagon its where sage Derrick Lewis rosholt and others came from
>>67024885
this stick to lightweight if russia super striker sprawler guy cant heem him nobody in bellashit lightweight division will be able to heem him
link for kickboxeeng? thanks
What the fuck is a slobberknocker?
>womyn
>>67024917
for sure, there is something comfy about shitty sports events, does anybody know this feel?
>>67024953
ur mom
I like the intro graphics. Very Street Fighter
>Kielholtz kinda a QT
>>67024961
Yes, I think it's because you aren't emotionally invested
>>67024780
Conor is Rumble-tier in his weight cut to FW.
>>67024957
That one on the left is not a woman.
>>67024961
I know this feel.
Bellator is fucking doing things
>>67024953
>he's never seen someone get punched IRL
post link to memeboxing lads. what org is it?
>>67025024
>tfw the UFC will finally have a real rival company
feels good mane
>>67025046
Bellator's new kickboxing league.
>>67025040
Seems like an american term, I'm a tourist here
someone post the webm of rose kissing her coach after winning a fight
fuck boxing gloves
>>67025007
>getting heemed by a pillow fisted geriatric
>>67024999
I'd kiel her holtz
This shit's boring
Mitrione was a terrible choice. His voice is giving me an anxiety attack.
I don't know a goddamn thing about kickboxing. If going to the ground is illegal, why do they keep doing it?
>>67025024
I like that they're diversifying
lol this shit so lame but comfy.
>that guilty feel when you skipped your muay thai class to watch lelator and kickboxing
looks like i will never be an elite striker lads
>>67025160
You can always torrent that shit son, don't do this again and sweep the leg.
he's channeling Tito right now what the fuck man
>>67025007
>not calling it schauberknocker
Do other sports have "rival companies" as well
Is there a counterpart to the NBA and NFL as Bellator is to MMA
I know boxing has multiple "promotions" (WBO, WBA, IBF, WBC), but I'm not sure if the same applies to more mainstream sports
>>67025214
>calling him schaub instead of schlob
>Bellator Kickboxing Middleweight Main Event: Melvin Manhoef (37-12) vs. Alexandru Negrea (8-2)
>Bellator Kickboxing 165-Pound Feature Bout: Mustapha Haida (37-3-3) vs. Karim Ghajji (95-12)
>Bellator Kickboxing Welterweight Feature Bout: Raymond Daniels (10-3) vs. Francesco Moricca (15-2-1)
>Bellator Kickboxing Flyweight Feature Bout: Denise Kielholtz (43-2) vs. Veronica Vernocchi (31-6-1)
>Bellator Kickboxing Bantamweight Feature Bout: Kevin Ross (30-9) vs. Matteo Taccini (24-3-1)
>all these literal whos
No wonder K1 and all those other trash orgs went belly up. This is boring as fuck.
>>67025066
>rival
>puts fights like kimbo vs Dada on
>tests positive for roids
>schedules another fight.
Bellator will never challenge the ufc with any real competance as long as they put freak fights on
>>67025245
Other teams are kinda like other companies since you are competing to sign other guys and stuff
>>67025160
you are a real fight fan
Another nice finish in legacy. They usually put on 9 fights or so and they always have lime 9 finishes. No decisions here
>>67025276
Please
Bellator has consistently produced top talent
>>67025276
>Bellator will never challenge the ufc with any real competance as long as they put freak fights on
actually believing this trash that the mma fun police peddle
m8 scott coker knows what he's doing and the odd freak show fight never hurt anyone
stop believing dana's lies
>>67025160
>tfw skipped BJJ the other week to watch the Liverpool vs Dortmund
was worth it in the end desu
>>67025276
I think the Conor's WWE fuckery is to the UFC as freak fights are to Bellator
If Dana keeps trying to hype people up like they were wrestlers, I think it will do serious damage to the organization's reputation
>>67024999
file says willem defoe but i'm seeing paulie walnuts
>>67025289
Yes these are associations or leagues where the owners are brought together through an agreement. But they in reality own the teams and what they do. If they wanted to leave and join another league they could. NFL was split into nfl and afl and NBA used to be up against that other league where doctor j came from when they merged. Just had more time to weed out the product
>>67025276
You underestimate the appeal of freak fights and overestimate the integrity of UFC.
>>67025245
>as Bellator is to MMA
UFC
making typos like fuck today
>>67025276
Nothing wrong with giving Kimbo another fight. The DADA 5000 fight sucked ass. So did the Ken fight which was probably a pro wrestling match. And keep in mind he was on roids for those and he still looked terrible. Give him the roids desu
>>67024890
Shits gay son. Gay ass WWE entrances. Fag Joe Rogan wannabe. Fights that drag on for no fucking reason.... you're better off watching legacy fighting
>>67025397
this
>>67025245
used to be AFL then merge in late 60s
>>67025327
>he thinks that putting kimbo vs Dada was good and kimbo vs shamrock and repeat on and on with either was good for the sport.
Trashcan detected
>>67025322
That's cute and far from the truth
>>67025377
was this for a title?
>>67025334
Except the product is good. If you think it damages their product they would disagree. They are bigger and better then ever at the moment. Putting on freak fights has been the only thing that promotion can do. Nobody is turning the fight off cuz conor talked ish before
>>67025334
i think the whole reebok thing has really hurt the ufc and put a wedge between the ufc and the fighters
and you will see more and more fighters exploring other options for free agency when their contract ends
bendo, phil davis, meat head are just the tip of the ice berg
i foresee a real top contender like rory moving over to bellator
>>67025462
Gooby fans pls go
>>67025397
You over estimate how well freak fights do for bellator and underestimate their negative long-term impact on a brand. Good fights over freak fights.
>>67025473
Rory isnt a contender anymore sorry Lawler killed him
>>67025511
Watch this card totally bomb on ratings and recognise how wrong you are
>>67025511
The idea of freak fights at the top of a card is nothing new (Nate vs McGoober anyone?). The idea is that if the freak fight is super shitty (ala kimbo dada) you fill the rest of the card and co-main with legit talent that the casuals who come for kimbo will lach onto.
The weird thing is that they co-mained dada kimbo off the shamrock gracie when they could have sltted in Ill will Brooks vs anyone or something like that.
At least Mo was on the card and they put the davis fight together, that's a pretty legit matchup.
>>67024093
Yah, I always wonder how my exes boyfriends feel when they compare themselves to me and my low standard having self
>>67025418
>wannabe
>actual pro MMA fighter
You have interesting standards
>>67025582
>British MMA.
lel so you're a punchdrunk carny with no ground game?
Jog on you cunt.
>>67025555
>Brits think short term ratings mean that's good for a brand
>Brits fail to read and say I claimed something now
Because you know that means that they are doing well with freak fights lmaooo. Welcome to business Britain I know it's hard to understand that this will not further your product
>>67025569
If you are calling Nate and mcgoob a freak fight you are a casual
>>67025629
Coker literally outlined Bellator's brand as "we do fun fights" you windowlicker
>>67025625
I was talking about Jimmy Smith idk
>>67025654
>freak fights = fun fights
Try again comer knows all too well he can't support his brand doing that. If it was about fun fights he wouldn't be signing the guys they do. They wouldn't put out the matches they do. Nothing was fun in bellator with kimbo or shamrock. You aren't making a good case
>>67025569
>Nate
>one of the best in the world
>Conor
>also one of the best in the world
>have a fight
>Meanwhile Kekator has 50 plus old men in the main event (one of whom doesn't have wraps)
>the other fight is between two street fighters (who are 40 plus)
>>67024999
DENISE IS MY WAIFU
FUCK OFF EVERYONE WHO STOLE KUMA AND JOANNA FROM ME I POSTED ABOUT HER LIKE 7 MONTHS AGO.
>>67025709
Coker gets corrected to comer on my phone lol
>>67025709
>freak fights = fun fights
More or less yea
Describe your sex life with a fighter's nick name
>>67025721
I'M PRETTY SURE KIMBO SLICE DOES WRAP
So lads, did I miss anything spicy from the UFC 200 Press Conference? Was Nate there?
>>67025629
m8 kimbo has had consecutively the most ratings bellashit or any fight shit spike has ever had ever
stop trying to make out putting a fighter like kimbo on a card is a bad business decision
you keep crapping on about whats supposedly good for the sport but thats just like err your opinion man
the ratings don't lie the odd freakshow fight is a smart decision it lures in the casual they watch the card and some of them enjoy the super serial fights and continue to watch bellator on a regular basis
in advertising terms its called a 'grab' kimbo is something that grabs the casuals attention and lures them into the product
stop talking like you are more knowledgeable on the subject then the rest of us tell you that your stupid
>>67025779
Filthy
>>67025721
Even when Bellator put on an event like tonight you can't stop taking about the Kimbo shows. You just hate them and want to see them fail.
>>67025806
realistically if i was a bad ass looking old dude and people wanted to pay me millions of dollars just because i knocked out the mexican from down the street, i'd probably say no because I respect the sport of MMA
>>67024778
when conrad moves to it and is a 3 division champ, then yeh
Bellator is such a hack promotion.
Tonight, they had a fighter that fights at 145 go up to 170 and lose.
fucking UFC just did that like a month ago.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE JONES AT THE STRONGEST HE HAS EVER BEEN
>>67025806
If it was good for the brand how come the ratings dive when be isn't there. That's the point. It destroys your brand legitimacy. Stop trying to make a failed point when you not only fail to realize what a good fight vs a freak fight is. Putting kimbo on your card is one thing but to have that as your main event multiple times and thinking this is good for your brand or sport then you are dumb. Kimbo has draw regardless they aren't tuning into bellator any other time and that is exactly their problem. You have your money man put on shit fights and less people watch. The next fight he has won't be close in numbers screenshot this faggot
>>67025779
Any fighter without a nickname
>>67025779
Cain Velasquez
>>67025867
They also did Schlemenko vs Ortiz, difference is Henson didn't get finished like Shclemenko
>>67025779
Showeather
Gina looking qt at the Bellator show. Her boyfriend is ugly tho.
>>67025779
>not earning your redwingd
>>67025878
The same reasons UFC ratings dive when DJ headlines a card ya dummy
Some fighters draw and some don't. Just a fact.
I wonder if the guy who wrapped gina carano's gloves did so in a method in which she would touch his penis seemingly accidentally.
>>67025779
The Black Beast(s fucking my wife while I film and jerk off later$
>>67025967
why are americans so fucked in the head
cos you're a country of betas?
>>67025779
the axe (wound) murderer
>>67025779
hands of stone
>>67025977
Are they any Aussies who are cucked by Abos? Is that legally classified as bestiality?
>>67025948
>ppv is the same as free TV
Let's try this again. You think the ufc ratings take dives with the rate and frequency of bellator? You are making the worst case that freak fights are good for bellator and continuing viewership
>>67025977
Why dont you come over here and fuck my girl in front of me then huh pussy?
Thats what I thought
>>67025779
Touchy
>>67025977
Imagine having to share your country with big black bulls who were bred to be super slaves. They make you feel emasculated everywhere you go.
>>67025990
speaking of axe wounds, when's the last time there was a gnarly cut?
>>67025977
it's just a 4chan meemee you autist
>>67026068
>tupacs_morgue_photo.jpg
oh shit melvin manhoef time.
>>67025779
Rush
>>67025878
are you retarded
thats like saying because connor isn't on the next card and the buys take a dive well your doing bad business because you had connor on the previous card
its a gradual growth they get a few more casuals turned into long term fans and you work from their
ofcourse the ratings wont be as good as when your main draw isn't on the fucking card
like i've maintained you don't know more then us and your arguments are retarded
bull quiz
Francis N'Gannou engineers ___________
>>67026068
Lawler's lip
>>67026102
> if you don't find being a cuck funny, you're an autist
There's no way out, junior. You're either serious, and a cuck, or joking about being a cuck, which makes you a cuck, too.
>>67025779
Ian McCall
>>67025977
We both stole land from mud races.
Only difference is our country isn't a shithole.
>>67025779
muscle shark
>>67026102
and how does that catch on?
through virgin nerds
>>67026219
>Only difference is our country isn't a shithole.
t. someone who's never left their country
america is literally the shittest first world country
>>67026180
what a weak heem
>>67026219
And now both countries are being taken over by yellow people.
>>67025977
I knew someone would cry if I posted that
>>67026272
t. someone who's never left australia
australia is the shittiest first world country
one thing both of our posts have in common is that they contain absolutely nothing of substance
go jump into a cactus or something you autist
>>67026151
Too much krokadil Russia?
>uses logical fallacy based on something I never said
>strawman that completely ignores freak fights.
Even without conor the ratings don't drop with the frequency and significant rate it does from each bellator event that's free. Let alone ppv buys which you try to compare aimlessly. Keep your argument logical no casuals are turning on bellator because of that last fight he put on first impressions are everything and every regular casual that I've met/know thinks that fight thinks bellator is a joke. Why would their opinion change if you keep seeing the same garbage product. Kimbo's name didn't mean a good product and won't sustain anything
>>67026302
> I pretend to be a cuck for attention
> I somehow win something by doing this
Raymond Daniels to Kekator or UFC when?
>>67026281
post a better one
wtf why am i the only person excited for a melvin manhoef fight
>>67026332
>t. someone who's never left australia
wrong
i wasn't though, probably haven't even left your state
>>67026361
He won a match in Bellator last week.
>>67026399
I'm excited too, I just hope it's a real spicy banger and not Manhoef getting his chin grazed and going into a coma
>coming out to Freestyler
I hope he gets heemed. No reason to ever use that song ever.
>How to drain the energy from a crowd 101
Goodnight heemlads, I look forward to an intense night of memeing with you all tomorrow.
>>67026348
>>uses logical fallacy based on something I never said
>>strawman that completely ignores freak fights.
oh noes someones been on /pol/ to long
>every regular casual that I've met/know thinks
lol uses anecdotal evidence
>Too much krokadil Russia?
nice ad hominem there
see i can wheel the poltard damage control as well
ok so in your infinite wisdom how does bellator grow its brand? since you think freak show fights aren't the answer
>>67026384
he literally just got pushed around so hard he got TKO'd not one of those punches connected
>>67026506
yes Bellator let's get everyone excited by using Paul Walker's death rattle as a walkout song.
>>67025977
0/10
there is a reason no one lives in your country
i wonder if these guys will beg allah for forgiveness after the fight.
>>67026351
I know what's wrong with me.
OH GOD MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
HELP ME
:-|
https://twitter.com/KarynBryant/status/723709097468526592
she's getting fired for this i'd imagine.
>>67026635
Lol
Ur dumb
>>67026566
yeah cos we don't share a border with mexico
>>67026635
Koreshkov wouldn't be able to break top 5 WW
>>67026635
Nah. Probably just suspended like when Ariel covered Bellator went to cover a show.
>>67026635
B L E A C H E D
>>67026635
by the way
/heem/, would you?
>>67026722
no she's gross. even younger in her MTV days she was nasty
>>67026722
sage steele is best frizzy haired black milfu. also, yes i would.
>>67026722
yessir I would
Hey friendos, can anyone post the midget photoshop of Mendes when he fought Conor?
Thanks in advance.
imagine if black chicks from the hood were punching white chicks in the UFC instead of having some random nigger's kids. I bet the UFC's women divisions would be amazing.
>>67026761
>>67026810
>>67026827
>>67026835
>race mixing
>>67025881
kek
>>67026835
With every passing moment my hate for Joanna increases exponentially. I used to love her, but I'm so fucking sick of her autistic bullshit.
>>67026008
kek
Melvin will heem or get heemd right?
>>67026930
yeah because there are so many brazillian arab chicks in my area, i should stop fucking mexican bitches to preserve our culture. this is why i'm voting for jill stein.
>>67026930
>assuming everyone on 4chan is cuckasian
ngannou
>>67026880
i have it
post a heem or anime girl and i'll post it
>>67026517
>thinks logic is pol
>doesn't know what ad hominem is
>gets rustled and proceeds to become meemed
>>67026986
no he's going to fight a very technical fight in which he picks him apart before unluckily walks straight into a hazardously thrown hook.
>>67026996
She's green, right? I took one of those politica views test and I matched with marc allan feldman with 83%
76% for Kasich, Shillary, and Stalin
73% for Trump
Anyone else match with a literally who?
https://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential-quiz
Predict how Conor vs Ngannou goes
>>67027077
ngannou via dicking dee; conair shook and gets knocked out in the first
>>67027029
doesn't answer my question you made out like i was on krokidil that was a personal attack ad hominem
you didn't answer my question because you don't know
did you see me getting angry in that past wasn't rustled one bit lah
and finally no there was no memeing just your shitty arguments
>SPLIT DECISION
Manhoef fight about to start
damn im watching the 200 press conference, shit is sad as fuck
only good parts so far was nate saying he doesn't want to fight and claudia telling joanna she is mal-comida
>>67023946
this is gif is nice, but she looks like she's just being nice to an autist or staring past you to chad's mighty bulge.
isn't this the song at the end of Gladiator?
>tfw i miss conair
they better put gay shit poo in there to get heemed by robbie i will reee til msg
>>67027286
That's funny.
>>67027285
>tfw dont miss Conor
>>67026161
wews
banter lads
>>67026161
the rape of white women
>>67026161
is she in her own guard there?
mighty meme has become more likeable and interesting somehow. he needs to fight more often. maybe cejudo being insufferable has somethign to do with it. i hope manletmeme outwrestles him and pounds him out
>>67027552
ill probably shitpost ngannou and schaub, maybe have a cheeky wank or two while he coasts to another boring decision desu
>>67024860
kek'd why don't we get in each others guard bro
>>67023820
is there still time for 197 picks?
>>67027552
>mighty meme has become more likeable and interesting somehow
>>67027552
If mighty manlet wanted to defend his belt right here, I would probably leave the basement for the first time in years.
>>67025779
nonstop action packed dom t.
>it's a Tim Kennedy talks about PEDs episode
>>67025779
Big Brown
how much test a week do I need in my resume to apply for a job at the ufc
>>67027974
30 bananas
>>67027974
7 eggs
ok lets be real
if you were in prime athletic shape with your current body what weight class would compete in? weight cutting is an option
Cage Rage intros, a good source for silly things
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461388880842.webm
>>67028160
if i was totally shredded and i cut weight gleison tibau style i could make 170
>>67028214
155 here but i'd be a big light weight
>>67027974
3 steaks
>>67028160
I don't think I'm big enough to be in any of the UFC divisions
>>67028308
hahahahahhahahaa spotted the insecure manlet
>>67028160
Featherweight
Hungry Skeleton mode for Bantamweight
>>67028322
dont talk to him like that
>>67028343
o-ok it was just a bit of banter m8 what weight class would you compete in big boy?
>>67028358
strawweight ;)
>>67027974
3 edible gi's
>>67028358
The all new atomweight
>>67028401
>>67028388
>>67028343
>>67028332
>>67028259
next question do you think you could beat lithcuck?
also we got a lot of skinny dudes in heem
where are muh heavy weights at?
>>67028426
lithcuck would meme on everyone here lad
estonia is running scared
and you're still trying to collect (You)'s arent you
>>67028426
Ive got too much movement for litchcuck, id light him up on the feet before hed panic wrestle and try to stick to me Romero style, Id stuff him and control his neck from there and fool him into defending a guilllotine before transitioning to a D'arce and put him to sleep
>>67028426
6'2" 225. Its mostly legs though; lots of squatting for baseball (catcher) and football (Center/DE)
>>67028451
no i'm not i just thought heem had calmed down a bit and we could branch out a bit into hypotheticals instead of shitposting black bulls or talking about actual fighters
my you collecting days are long gone ;)
>lithcuck would meme on everyone here lad
i have to admit he looks in shape but i reckon a few solid body kicks would slow him down and then i could get him to the ground and gnp him
i don't think i could stand with him though he would pick me apart and probably just stick and move and i'd never catch him
>>67028465
>Ive got too much movement for litchcuck, id light him up on the feet before hed panic wrestle and try to stick to me Romero style, Id stuff him and control his neck from there and fool him into defending a guilllotine before transitioning to a D'arce and put him to sleep
very technical i like it ever thought about coming to estonia and fighting for HEEM FC?
>>67028500
so your fighting as heavy weight but your like 40 pounds under the weight limit? brendan shuab tier i'd say
so do you either bulk up too 240-260 or cut down to 205?
>>67025779
Beatin' 25/8
>>67025794
Nate was there.
Nothing interesting happened besides Miesha looking sexy af.
>>67028515
we don't know about his chin, but he'd probably be pretty fast on his feet and decision it, and even with a good chin he could have a weak body and be weakened with leg kicks like you said
if the fight with estonia ever happens lithcuck would probably just meme around the ring and estonia would gas within the first or second round trying to heem him
Kinda feel bad for benson. Dude got slaughtered tonight.
>>67025876
Heavyweights fucked
>>67028515
I want adan at a catchweight
Then we'll talk numbers
Who do you think is going to headline FN South Dakota? Chiesa-Tony?
>>67028555
>mfw lithcuck has a benson tier chin
>>67028559
He survived a 5 round mauling against a beast in his first fight in a new org, in a weightclass above his typical range. It's the kind of performance that gets people over, even if he was outmatched throughout the whole thing. I think he can take the lightweight belt then call it a career.
>>67028604
His chin is incredible. Andrey hits hard as fuck too. Hope he bounces back with a win at 155 then retires. Honestly though, he won't beat Will Brooks.
Shooto Japan: Fight & Mosh, has begun
Whatever happened to that butthurt crybaby Tim Kennedy?
>>67028593
lol give us around what your thinking? 160?175?
Inoue and cutie translator girl from UFC events on commentary.
>>67028638
He's far from retiring, he still got a lot in him also the fight wasn't that bad for me ben was the better martial artist but he just bit off more than he can chew it was a david vs goliath thing with an opponent that size sometimes he can just keep you at a distance.
Dude had a nice sprawl and takedowndefense in general gotta give it to him he obviously got it in him to go big.
>>67028698
>ben was the better martial artist
lol no.
>>67028638
Will Brooks is going to jump from Bellator the moment he can, he's had it up to here with Bellator not giving him the respect he deserves
>>67027248
Those two things wouldn't be the same look senpai
Caol Uno is fighting on this Shooto card.
Fighting a 17 year old Korean who has an immaculate 0-0-0-0 professional record
>>67028773
stream? thats not fight pass
>>67028773
lol what. This is great.
>>67028786
It's literally on fightpass
>>67028794
I was mistaken, he's fighting Jung Ho Hwang.
The 17 year old is fighting Saito.
>>67028786
go on taima
>>67028837
thanks brah but i always get this error
>Uh oh!
>It appears the connection to http://io.taima.tv:1337 has failed. If this error persists, a firewall or antivirus is likely blocking the connection, or the server is down.
Who has superior BBC genetics?
Does ANYBODY have a record with ATLEAST 1 win, 1 loss, 1 nc, 1 draw, and 1 dq, or does the dq count as a loss and doesn't have it's own column in your record?
>>67028160
Welterweight
Andrey Koreshkov vs Rory MacDonald when?
>>67028927
When Zuffa is in flames
>>67028868
DQs count as losses/wins, so don't have their own columns.
Jon Fitch has 1 draw, 1 N/C, a few wins and a few losses.
>>67028868
probably, though not many track things that accurately.
probably that guy with like 350 fights
Recommend trippy rogaine episodes
>>67028868
Ah, remembered now. Wes Sims. Featured on TUF 10: Heavyweights. DQ'd for stomping Mir (while grabbing the cage too), has 1 draw (a technical draw, no less), 2 NCs, 14 losses, 24 wins.
>>67028981
There's this one episode with Eddie Bravo and I think Schaub was there too
They talk about a Kurt Cobain documentary on Netflix and a bunch of other spooky shit
I feel like making the next thread thread
>>67029016
Better luck next time, heh. Here's your consolation timepiece
heeming thread to bump limit
>>67025794
your picture says:
7 time Estonian weathermaster
>>67028868
Jon Jones has one loss (his only loss) by DQ. He was using illegal elbows on Matt Hamill.
>>67026300
>being
kek
![Hank_Hill[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DQkbraJ.png "Hank Hill[1]")
