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UPCOMING EVENTS
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 BST, PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
vegan edition
>Also, inb4 mods delete this thread due to the image
It's a ringfu of the sport, ya casual goof
Collecting Bones vs OSP Specific Predictions, or "Specidictions", as I've taken to calling them.
logan and natasha are the goat ringfus you fucking shits
Specidiction cuck is a goof
>>67029031
OSP via meme ko, feeling round 4
>tfw Nate gets sidelined so these 2 can make more millions fighting each other
>>67029031
mine is the silva one. Are you doing a goof afterpic like predictioncuck?
>>67029031
JBJ picks him apart with his kicks and wears him down for the most part, lands a lot of counters in general, OSP will land a few nice shots, nothing substantial though, JBJ also does well in the clinch
Deep waters
Submission
>>67029086
>160 pounds
>>67029031
2x eye poke
>>67029086
wtf are those pee stains on GSP's pants?
>>67029031
I thought about typing out a funny story but I got bored after typing a paragraph. So I'll just say JBJ by submission in the second round.
>>67029127
desert camo
>>67029093
We'll see. I think in any case, it'll be good material for some smarmy "I told you so" posting after the fight's done.
HE IS GROWING STRONGER
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEgKIEJoWg7/
>>67029103
don't forget.
jones always brings out new shit, every fight.
be prepared for something crazy, might not do anything, but it will be revolutionary
>there are people here right now who think JBJ wins
Cap this shit, JBJ is going down
>>67029262
Holy molasses the roidgut on Vitor
>>67029292
on Arianny, Britanny, and Vanessa
The Barbarena/Sage choke
>>67029364
So you can see the similarities and differences.
Remember all those goofs crying when Dana said Bendo wasn't a serious contender anymore?
Lol
>>67029414
Or maybe Koreshkov is just that good (and big)
He looked like he'd be trouble for any man alive at 170
MVP could make bellator bigger than the UFC.
>>67029489
Yes
>>67029479
>>67029414
Here's my hot opinion on it:
Bendo looked way too small and had huge problems with both the leg and hand reach of Koreshkov
Ontop of that Koreshkov looked very prepared for Bendo's grappling and sprawled really well every time Bendo even tried to close the distance
I also thought Bendo looked gassed as early as the second round, although it may have just been him being wobbly from the flying knee at the end of round 1
Either way Koreshkov looked fantastic and Bendo looked mediocre, I think if Bendo wants to continue fighting and have a chance at a strap he'll have to do so at 155
Bet it all on OSP
The Jones meme has run its course
>>67029650
How different do you think the fight would have been if they were the same size?
>>67029750
Henderson would've won easily. As strong as Koreshkov was he couldn't finish him.
>>67029408
Sage tapped as soon as he realized he couldn't breathe.
Ngannou
Ronda is a fat girl's name, like Bertha
>>67029821
what about ruth?
ufc 200 gonna suck
get GSP in there
>Conor isn't going to headline UFC 200 because he is scared to do a press conference in Stockton
Loving
Every
Laugh
Matt Hume is a top bloke
>>67029842
Only excited for Velasquez vs Browne, I always wanted to see Cain whoop his ass.
Maybe Nunes v Tate for a miracle heem
>>67029847
This is what I thought too. Also he knew he wouldn't be able to ridicule Nate since he got his ass kicked last time.
>>67029842
>i rate gay shit poo
>gay shit poo is entertaining you pleb
>>67029832
Ruth is more fat guys.
Helga is another fat girl name
>>67029864
yeah I'm hoping Cain shows up looking great and beats the brakes off Browne.
>>67029750
I think Koreshkov came into this fight well prepared for what Bendo brought to the table, and anybody would have problem with Koreshkov's pressure and striking
However, same size means Bendo would at least have a fighting chance at getting him down without having to run the gauntlet of strikes first
I think Bendo could've taken it if he actually managed to put Koreshkov on his back but Koreshkov's defensive wrestling has come a long way since Askren wrestlefucked him... I don't know, it's a close fight either way.
>people actually believed that Conor would win over Robbie
>>67029893
this made me laugh too hard
>>67029893
>>67029864
when cain beat silva it was like someone sicked a savage pitbull on a man and he just mauled him i'd never seen anything like it before it left me with the impression that if you want to beat a bigger man you have to come in with that sort of mentality absolute savagery
my friend who is an utter casual at the time was really put off by it and this gave me a sense that what cain did was different to normal ufc fights that night
i'm hoping that is the cain that steps in the octagon against browne
Someone is pretending to be me for the (You)s, and people have been baited into giving them to him. I was going to make a last call for picks once weigh-ins were done but they posted before me.
So this is the last call for UFC 197 picks so this can get wrapped up before the card starts. Once this thread maxes out picks are locked in
Main Card:
Jon Jones vs Ovince Saint Preux
Demetrious Johnson vs Henry Cejudo
Edson Barboza vs Anthony Pettis
Rafael Natal vs Robert Whittaker
Andre Fili vs Yair Rodriguez
>daily reminder paige is waifu
>>67029938
Nice try.
>>67029946
>low test waifus
nah
>2/2
>>67029938
if you are the real one, collect people's picks from archives
bones
mouse
barboza
whittaker
yair
>>67029946
get a desperate mom saddled with a kid and the memory of a dead husband
>>67029479
>>67029650
i think koreshkov was very controlled this fight and willing to pick apart bendo
but i thought their were times where if he had made a flury he could finished the fight he bendo was hurt multiple times in the fight and koreshkov didn't capitalise
he needs that killer instinct instead of just point fighting
but yes he looked very fucking good i'd like to see him against a proper welterweight though someone with simmilar reach and size
i know it wont happen but i think rory would be a good match up for him similar strikers but rory has the ground skills to boot
>>67029949
Can confirm
>>67029957
>go back and collect picks from some troll milking people for (You)s
Lol
real pick bro is english
>>67029961
that said i have a lot of respect for bendo with his last 3 fights he has fought out of his weight class and been outsized thats big boy shit
although he was never in the koreshkov fight he never quit or gave up and showed an iron chin and will
i think if he goes back to light weight he will definitely be a handfull for any bellator light weight
>>67029972
>giant leek sticking out of bag
is igor anime?
>>67029938
This is legit. You should get a trip just for picks until that autist settles down. Thank you for your service.
>>67029984
Wait do you have all those fights downloaded? If so you got a link for em lad
>>67029938
Jon Jones
Henry Cejudo
Edson Barboza
Robert Whittaker
Andre Fili
>>67029972
aw, Igor.
Post underrated martial arts channels
http://youtu.be/nGByEhbNXDY
>>67030013
All of the PPVs and some of the better fight nights. All of those folders are predictions though, not videos of the events
why do you like mma?
>>67029938
OSP
Say-Who-Doe
Showtime
Whittaker
Yair
>>67030013
UFC.tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP726Hsrdrc
why does diaz look so bad here?
>>67029938
Jones---> 2nd rd TKO
MM---> UD
Pettis---> UD
Natal---> 3rd rd sub
Rodriguez---> UD
>>67029938
>my first attempt be gentle
jones - he has an iron chin
DJ - too fast too slick
Pettis - via meme kick ko
Whittaker - left hook ko
Yair - via flying meme attack
>>67030070
I dont know enough about boxing to be able to tell. Was Omar Henry really good?
>>67030033
so did you end up doing Evans vs Teixeira predictions?
>>67029920
Cain bathed in his blood.
>>67030085
he was alright was young but was feeding off bums and didnt have the best managed career around the time of his death
>>67030092
I made an initial post starting predictions, but Hendo vs Machia was pulled before I posted the first update. Was undecided on whether to continue on or restart, but someone else started taking picks before I decided so I stopped worrying about it. Not sure how many they took or if they goofed them on fight night, I didn't pay attention to predictions for the fight night after that
Anybody watching this?
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan-1
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan-1
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan-1
>>67029938
good lad picking up where i left off.
here is your ngann(You)
>>67030109
It was that autist taking fake picks and then a Brit took real pics like an hour before the fights.
>>67030070
Looks like the usual Diaz to me, in line with the style he had during his Strikeforce run.
Who has the biggest bulge in UFC?
>>67030119
You're cancer and contribute literally nothing of value here or anywhere else in your life.
>>67030115
Yeah. Caol Uno just tapped some 0-0 Korean with his classic no hooks choke
>>67030122
kek you lads need to calm down. it was just some cheeky banter yeh?
>>67030140
>I'm just pretending to be a lonely person desperate for attention
Epic """banter"""
I think the fake predictiincuck is an act by the real predictioncuck try to get us to appreciate him.
Nice psyops prrdictioncuck but its not goinna work
>>67030153
>being this buttmad
kek
Comfy thread, lads. Went out to catch a movie. 37 degree Celsius here. post fightfus.
>>67030171
>sign Benson Henderson out of free agency
>hype up his return as a major turning point for Bellator
>gets blown the fuck out for 25 minutes
Fucking kek, Coker on suicide watch once again. He just wants someone he can market
It must be stressful watching your dad cagefight
>>67030180
>people call you out for being autistic
>h-he must be mad
Nobody's upset, you just feel defensive because I'm calling you autistic and you can't justify your behavior so it is easier to try to discredit me. Stay autistic.
Anyone got rare webms?
>>67030178
this desu, don't suck your own dick for a whole thread, you do these picks cause you have time, anyone can use paint
>>67030186
That's why Rory would be a great fit for Bellator. He has a big fanbase and he's championship material.
>>67030189
Too bad Asians suck at UFC, would like to see one thrive. But they need that 50% black or white genetics
>>67030182
she's making her debut in 2 months
>>67030186
What are the chances he still give bendo an instant title shot against Brooks next?
>>67030189
goddamn that little goblin can always make me smile
>>67030206
Koreans are doing quite well these days.
>>67030186
Have u not noticed they're doing UfC fighters vs bellator to bolster their status as a competitor to the ufc?
Its good for them when ufc fighters lose to their top fighters.
>>67030182
I ONLY DREAMFUCK TOP CONTENDERS OR CURRENT CHAMPIONS SORRY
>>67030202
Coker literally doesn't have the balls and the viacom money to sign Conor, right? RIGHT?
>>67030189
based uno saving japan by having kids
>>67030215
You must not be familiar with Bellators marketing strategy.
>>67030190
>having archives of paint predictions to do your part in serving a cuck mongolian horse riding anonymous imageboard
>unironically doing it >for free for a couple of years
autism
Here's the finish. First thing that came to mind was Diego Ferreira's finish of Colton "MMA is easy!" Smith
>>67030189
Maybe if you're dad is a pussy
>>67030216
miesha's face reminds me of a used up stripper who made the switch to being a full time whore but also is a las vegas card dealer for a shitty casino off the strip and smokes crack
but dat body is smokin
>>67030232
Not even me, keep trying to deflect the attention off yourself though, autismo.
McGregor could have won his Diaz fight, but Diaz proved he was a better fighter; he took some hits and went into automatic mode. He didn't fuck around with any capoeira bullshit; he just threw punches like a street fighter. Clearly Dana just has too much beef with the Diaz bros to let this shit continue else if a lot of people who jumped on the McGregor wagon might actually stay interested in UFC again...
>>67030237
Here's the Ferreira win for comparison
>>67030244
>i-i-it wasnt me
>stop d-deflecting
kek
>CONOR VS NATE 2 OR RDA
>RONDA VS CYBORG
>JONES VS CORMIER 2
>BROCK VS ROTHWELL OR BROWNE
>CRUZ VS FABER 3
>KHABIB VS RDA
>MIGHTY MOUSE VS CEJUDO
>CM PUNK VS WHO CARES
>GSP VS LAWLER OR ANDERSON
>ANDERSON VS LYOTO OR SHOGUN
>WEIDMAN VS ROCKHOLD 2
>CHAEL VS KENNEDY
>JOANNA VS CLAUDIA
>ALDO VS FRANKIE 2
>BJ PENN VS SAGE
>FEDOR VS BIGFOOT 2 OR HUNT
>ASKREN VS WHOEVER
>NATE VS WHOEVER
IMAGINE THE FUCKING 2 HOUR PRESS CONFERENCE FOR THIS WITH CHAEL AND CONOR SHIT TALKING EVERYBODY EVEN EACH OTHER
FUCK YOU USADA AND DANA FOR RUINING THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!
>>67030253
It wasn't me. You are deflecting. You are still autistic.
>>67030189
ask Coleman's kids
>>67030230
No you must not be.
May 14th:
Phil Davis vs king mo
Josh Thomson vs Michael Chandler
Then josh koscheck vs Paul Daley
Rampage is the only former ufc fighter they care about winning at this point.
When a Japanese fighter comes out to non-Japanese music, it seems like 50% of the time it's Linkin Park
>>67030260
kodiak vs polar bear in small cage and with female bear pheromones sprayed in the cage.
khabib is ref.
>>67030260
WERDUM VS FEDOR OR WHOEVER FOR THE BELT AS WELL
>>67030263
>s-stop bully
>y-youre the autistic one here
>>67030269
Nothing can beat a polar bear
>>67030251
man I loved seeing Smith get btfo the UFC. Definitely one of the worst champs TUF has produced.
>>67030279
except global warming
>>67030272
Are you truly so flustered you can only type nonsensical meme text?
is yesterdays bellator worth watching?
>>67023942
>>67023942
>>67023942
>>67023942
>>67023942
thoughts lads, bisping said he lost to 15 smokers as well
>>67030285
you're getting emotional predictioncuck
>>67030287
Watching the Henderson fight definately is
how many bongs til 97
>>67030279
Bet a Crocodile or Rhino could.
I heard that bendo got his ass beat hard
>>67030295
>u-u mad
I'm sorry you feel cornered and are literally unable to defend yourself.
>>67030267
How do you think Phil vs Mo is going to look like?
In my mind we'll see Phil return to his UFC form of circling outside, looking all flinchy, throwing light strikes. Mo getting frustrated and forgetting how to box...
>>67030300
ufc.tv goof
>>67030300
17 bongs till main card.
>>67030295
Do you really think you're talking to him?
>>67030303
Crocodiles lose to panthers all the time
Are Rhinos aggressive enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgLW2PK2cuI
would he have fucked Johnson up?
i'm drinking vodka i've been up for god knows how long my eyes are red with dark bags underneath and my teeth hurt i can literally feel the vodka killing the bacteria in my teeth
such is life when your a slav
>>67030308
>i spend hours of my life collecting anonymous predictions for free but you're the retard
good laff
>>67030331
Still not me, lol. It hilarious that you can't accept it.
>cognitive dissonance
>>67030279
A hippo definitely could
>>67030300
13.5 til fs1
>>67030337
this is america no one knows what that means
>>67030309
Phil will ko king mo in the feet tbqhwy
His striking looked great against carmont, can't believe he got a clean ko
schaub
>>67030352
How old are you?
>TFW laptop died this week
How do I watch the fights on a tablet?
I'm starting to freak out
>>67030374
UFC.tv
>>67030328
I had a moderate sized huntsman spider in my apartment doing the good work dealing with the other creepy crawlies that sneak in. However, today I found my huntsbro dead on my kitchen floor. It didn't look like a peaceful death. Something killed my huntsbro, and frankly I'm worried.
>>67030352
>My dad mentioned the word gazelle from another room as this photo came up
very spooky
>>67029127
it's like you never deployed to Iraq in late 2004/ early 2005
Clint Hester will catch a body
>>67030398
aint got non on mine
>>67030377
Underaged? Figured as much.
>>67030374
The UFC TV app is available on all major platforms
Though I heard that it isn't available on PS4
>>67030406
get out cuck
>>67030378
>>67030412
Well I'm not gonna pay for it. What do I look like a fucking goof?
How do I stream it on a tablet?
>>67030433
So you're a NEET? Ask your mom for an advance in your allowance.
I DUN GIV A SHEET
wow
You beta faggots are still unironically discussing other MEN who are trying to accomplish something through fighting. Nice male worship club you have going on here. When was the last time you personally actually tried doing something worthwhile? That's right: never.
Stay rotting, 'proud 'members of the social outcast crew
>>67030433
It's only 50 bux mate
You get 9 or 10 friends together...
>>67030433
oh you should be able to stream UFC.tv straight to your tablet man.
>>67030433
r/mma streams
t. Benson henderson
>>67030328
how did you learn english?
>>67030387
whats his opinion on ngannou?
>>67030413
here
>>67030449
>MEN
Actually, /heem/ is exclusively fans of Howdy Honda Housey.
>>67030445
>67030454
No, you misunderstood. I said I won't be paying for it. Guess I'll just watch a streamify stream since they're stuff works on mobile.
>>67030488
I didn't misunderstand.
Name 1 (one) white ufce champion in the last 10 (ten) years.
>>67030496
Then why post that?
>>67030539
Criminals should be shamed.
>>67030531
Tim Sylvia
>>67030328
I had my first vodka a few minutes ago. Going to drink another one (with banana juice) now.
>>67030531
brick losener
>>67030531
Bork
>>67030552
Does watching UfC for free really make one a criminal?
>>67030531
daniel cormier
benson henderson
demetrious johnson
>>67030579
das racees
>>67030574
No. There are plenty of legal ways to watch the UFC for free. Illegally streaming events certainly does make you a criminal though.
>>67030569
You're gonna fall asleep before thee fights start family
>>67030488
you'll see, curiosity will get the better of you! UFC.tv works just fine on your tablet and whatever mobile device you have man. Great quality and HD resolution. Give it a go.
GSP goat
>>67029938
Jon "eye-poke" Jones
Mouse
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
>>67030070
Because Diaz never looks good? He throws basic punches over and with no footwork and has moderate success because he has never beaten a fighter taller than himself.
are ther efights right now
>>67030614
>that pic
is there a full version of this interview?
>>67030644
https://streamable.com/qr50
>>67030654
thx
>>67030636
but people always say he has good boxing thats the worst boxing ive ever seen i dont get it
http://youtu.be/LyaZhH6Ebvc
Wouldn't be mad at all to see Rashad at MW. He is a small LHW and would be fast enough to keep up with the guys at 185.
Can one of you goods webm this stoned nick?
https://vine.co/v/OjuFpQ3lI9z
what are your thoughts on rory? is he finished?
shooto seems really kick orientated and its very point strikey but thats probably because they are both 125 pound nipponese manlets
>>67030706
literally fighting for his life vs Thompson, he wins he gets that skrilla, GSP -BACKS THE FUCK OFF???- from Lawler, his gf doesn't leave him, his dog gets the operation
>>67030731
so its for all the marbles your saying?
http://youtu.be/E13Ju-dfFqI
>>67030743
gotta risk it for the biscuit
>>67030749
get busy living or get busy dieing
>>67030731
Alternatively:
He loses, signs with Bellator, fights some can to earn a title shot against Le Russian man, defeats Le Russian man, becomes WW champion, defends his belt easily against nobodies, and earns 10x the money that he was making in UFC
>>67030731
done in one, red meme is finished
>>67030758
>Le Russian man, defeats Le Russian man
did you just watch the Le Russian man
that guy is a very scary dude i wouldn't want to fight him ever
>>67030770
Rory is much better
>>67029938
jbj
mm
pettis
whittaker
fili
>>67030773
ummm no Le Russian man is a legit sprawl and brawler
i'm not saying rory doesn't stand a chance but he looked slick as fuck against bendo given bendo is undersized
but its not an easy victory for rory in any sense this is coming from a fan of rory
>>67030787
Rory could compete at middleweight. Bendo is a lightweight. Rory would wreck him.
>>67030787
I dunno. I think Rory could confuse him like he did with Woodley and then go to town. I also think Rory will also beat Wondermeme too.
>>67029938
Jones
DJ
Barboza
Whittaker
Fili
>>67030667
That just tells you how bad the boxing in UFC really is.
I mean there were people who legit thought Ronda had good boxing
>>67030825
i just want to clear up what i'm saying i'm saying koreshkov or whatever the fuck his name is Le Russian Man is a legit fucking fighter bendo made thatch look like a gay and he had more reach and height that rory and Le Russian Man
but Le Russian man came out and memed all over bendo
sure rory could smash bendo easy see the bj penn fight but no not Le Russian man that dude is legit and would trouble most welterweights
if you don't see this i don't know what to say
but yes rory could go up to middle weight and do well in bellator i think the middle weights in bellator are lacking talent
>>67030842
i dunno this guy looked pretty certain about what he was trying to do very calculated and calm i don't think he would be easily mystified but maybe rory could get him on the ground where he has an advantage and beat him that way
i just don't think he is an easy fight for anybody
>>67030857
Ronda does have great boxing. Even Tyson has complimented her pad work. She nearly heemd holly and turned her into a panic wrestler. Ronda would destroy her in a rematch if she didn't have to do so much media.
>>67030857
I'd say Nate is a better boxer than Nick though.
You're right that boxing standards in UFC are pretty low.
>>67030877
lol pls be a troll
>>67030857
and the best boxer in mma is connor the diaz brothers were always a meme
>>67029938
Jones
Mighty Manlet
Le Wheeties man
Whittaker
Fili
>>67030897
Best boxer in UFC is Holly Holm
whats better a bigger cage or a smaller cage for action and spicy bangers?
>>67030865
The Bendo fight's still fresh in your mind. We'll come back to this topic after the Wondermeme fight.
>>67030907
smaller
less room to move
>>67030910
ok i agree with you koreshkov left a strong impression in my mind but we can revisit this after wondermeme vs the red king
if rory gets through wondermeme well then the skies the limit
>>67030907
Vertical cage with levels
>>67030906
My BOY Tumenov would like to have a word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwdRmI8X3Po&ab_channel=mmadigest
Any free TUF streams for a poorfag?
I want to see my bby girl Joanna
>>67030916
Means more hugging on the cage.
Watch askren meme all over koreshkov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUgcJpkgTsw
Btw, Bendo is severely overrated and his career has bolstered by gift decisions.
>>67030934
Hit up "watchseries".com and just search for Ultimate Fighter big guy
>>67029489
if he was white and had a funny accent he could absolutely do that
>>67030934
just torrent it lad but i heard their was a youtube channel showing all of last years tuf's
you know what reebok should do is have customised shorts for each fighter i'm not talking having their name on the shorts
i mean like each fighter works with a graphic designer and comes up with a unique style of shorts
instead of everyone wearing the same fucking shit its boring and takes away from the fighters character they don't get to show style in the cage
>>67029938
Jones
Johnson
Pettis
Whittaker
Rodriguez
jesus slacks is a fucking awful caster
>>67030986
That sounds expensive.
That's not the Reebok way.
>>67030986
[email protected]
try sending an email to them and tell us how it went
>>67030945
time has shown smaller cage=more finishes
>>67030995
>>67031000
i dunno i just miss the variety and sponsors emblazoned on each fighters shorts aka dynamic fitters or southside mitsubishi
its just so boring seeing everyone wearing the same shitty reebok uniforms
fuck
>>67031013
Yep but what can you do? UFC took a lowball offer from Reebok, and Reebok probably only budgeted like 20 bux for fight kit design
>>67031022
its just ruining the sport nobody looks cool in the cage anymore
dammit i know your right and the coorporate fags at reebok don't give a shit as long as their logo is emblazoned on every ufc fighter but cmon guys give us some variety just a little spice please
its so boring
>>67030986
Fighters just want to be able to plaster their shit with sponsors since dana doesn't pay them shit for the actual fights
>>67030958
boo hoo
>>67031033
everyone looked like shit anyway going around in board shorts covered in sponsors
>>67031037
yeah but maybe they could cut a deal with reebok and be like put this cool design on my shorts and more people will want to buy it and give me a percentage of the buys
i dunno that wont happen i'm fighting for a dieing cause its just gay the way it is right now
>>67031052
you all now remember condom depot
>>67031066
at least that was fun its just so boring now
>>67030901
this is a 4/5, you got the main event wrong
>>67031055
Variety and a degree of distinctness would be nice. Conor got some nice greenies for his Aldo bang, I was hoping that would start a bit of a trend of the main events having some more effort in their fight kit...
>people unironically care about what the fighters are wearing
Jesus Chr*st, I understand if you have an issue with reebok because of the pay for the fighters and stuff but you goofs are actually crying about how they look.
>>67031069
>cage fighting is boring because the costumes aren't cool enough
any other fights on soonish?
>>67031112
in a perfect world they would be fighting naked
==REMINDER==
THIS THREAD IS HALFWAY THROUGH
I REPEAT
THIS IS THE HALFWAY POINT OF THE THREAD
IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF POSTS AGAIN, WE WILL NEED A NEW THREAD.
==REMINDER==
>>67031112
i-i'm not crying
it's just dusty
You now remember that Benson Henderson got BTFO 50-45 by a lelator fighter
>>67030454
damn man, it's a shame about her face
her body is so yummy
>>67031135
You now remember that Bendo's best win at welterweight was a split decision over another lightweight coming in on 2 week notice.
>>67031130
Well, we can dream...
Dennis Hallmann was ahead of the curve in that respect.
>>67031112
>>67031121
no but each fighter had a unique style and thats gone now and i just hate bland coorporatism that has taken over in its stead
i liked all the meme sponsors and shit like that some dudes had cars some guys had beer some guys had energy drinks it was just unique to each fighter
but not its just some boring fight 'kit' that's the same for everyone
>>67031079
i agree i thought with connor having green tights would be the start of trend sadly it wasn't
>>67031112
i don't complain about miesha's outfit whatsoever
because u know
them
boobs
and
dat
ass
see? this is actual quality shitposting just for the fuck of it
>>67031132
thanks, Cholo
>when Joanna accused Claudia of being a dyke at the 200 press conference
>>67030614
look at how the real two men place their feet on the chair
then look at how boipussi rogan does it
>>67031136
That's the case with pretty much every woman in MMA
>>67031157
Fighters still do have a unique style, it's how they fight.I honestly couldn't care less what they wear as long as they get in the cage and are ready to fight. Also, it's spelled *Conner.
>>67031161
how was that funny? they were both awkward as fuck
instead of taking vacations they should be taking english classes
>>67031161
link to vid?
>>67031172
i say who cares for dick slips let the men be men and wear swim shorts as ufc fight kits
>>67031174
>how was that funny?
>they were both awkward as fuck
Exactly.
hearing joanna """speak""" english is cringe and close to disturbingly cringey
>>67031167
well to give Holly credit, she looks 100x better with makeup, unlike the rest
JJ and Gadelha bants are fucking top tier if you don't appreciate Claudia whippin that ass you dont deserve to be here nigga
>>67031167
They have shit tier bodies too.
>>67031180
Total freedom of movement
>>67031182
I was cringing =/
>>67031172
how do I achieve this mode
>>67031190
Too much breasts!
>>67031190
Most woman athletes do since boobs are mostly fat. They do have nice toned asses tho
ass>tits
>>67030955
god damn breh
>>67029938
I hope that other cunt gets AIDs
Jones
Johnson
Pettis
Whittaker
Fili
>12 bongs until the fights
>>67031201
why not go further
>>67031233
i dont have enough weed left for 12 bongs lad, maybe 3 hot knives max
>>67031206
I don't like toned, rock hard asses.
The whole toned look with well defined muscles looks manly to me. That's the way guys should look. Women should be curvy and soft with big, fat tits and a THICK as fuck ass.
>>67031233
>tfw you haven't slept since bellator
when should i got sleep lads so i can be at my optimum for 197?
>>67031246
>maybe 3 hot knives max
oh wow bud thats like heroin weed levels of desperation soon you will be smoking resin like a fiend lol
Tonight is the end of the JBJ and Mighty Mouse era
>>67031257
>he doesn't smoke resin when he's dry
AHAHAHAHAHHAH fucking casual
>>67031261
>smoking resin
Seek help
>>67031246
>hot knives
jesus christ
>>67031268
>>67031269
>samefagging
>not getting high by ANY means necessary
fucking REEeeeeeeeeeee
>>67031269
>>67031261
he probably has a solo hot knives rig consisting of a 2L coke bottle cut in half and a string
and he probably cultivates his resin always scraping in case he runs dry
Today marks the 400 year anniversary of Shakespeare, if anyone cares.
>>67031179
It was nothing really.
Joanna said "I'll put my fist in your mouth"
Claudia said "nah you put your fist elsewhere"
Joanna said "I have a boyfriend"
Claudia said "he must be bad at it then"
Basically they want to fuck
>>67031276
Just go suck your dealers dick for a couple Gs. Gotta get high by any means necessary.
i used to literally scratch the couple of dozens of empty little plastic bags of weed so i could collect enough green substance to put it on my hand rolling cigarette
desperation was never that real
so i quit smoking weed three months ago and now i masturbate three or four times a day minimum
>>67031287
>Basically they want to fuck
and it would be rough as fuck each woman trying for a dominant position
>>67031296
ive been smoking grams daily for 2.5-3 yrs idk how i would even go about quitting
How do people with no arms masturbate?
>>67031296
wow the levels of desperation a nig goes to knows no bounds
>>67031303
with their mind
>>67031302
Try to stop think about weed as something you just do/a habit. Try to consciously think before you smoke why you're smoking, what you're hoping to feel, and what it actually does to you.
What bong time does 197 start? Is it gonna be spicy?
>>67031303
There was a girl with no arms streaming League of Legends on Twitch. She does everything with her feet, can use keyboard/mouse etc.
They asked her how she masturbates. She said she can do it with her feet but didn't go into details.
>>67031326
KK will do pre hot knives soon. Cheers lad
The only reason i want to stop is coz my neetbux got cut off and i cant afford to buy it heheheh
>>67029960
edgy but sadly true
>>67031303
fleshlight in between mattress and box spring. duh.
>>67031335
I'll take Things A Slav Made Up for 500, Alex.
>>67031341
How good does a fleshlight feel compared to your hand?
I've always been curious but embarrassed to get one because someone might find it and make fun of me
>>67031326
Even thought you might sound like a moralist, you're right. There was no fun or excitement at all about it, just routine and maintenance. There were nauseas after every hit, paranoia, unfeeling depression, detachment from the living world. I quit and never looked back.
>>67031332
Reminder that OSP will heen Jones and Barboza will heem Pettis(tho decision is more likely)
>>67029938
>Jones
>Johnson
>Pettis
>Whittaker
>Rodriguez
>>67029049
Fat activists tell me that round is a shape.
>>67031354
>being embarrassed of sexuality
Grow up, dude.
>>67031354
>>67031369
>I've always been curious but embarrassed to get one because someone might find it and make fun of me
i need to know as well if i could procure one on the down low without anyone knowing i'd give it a shot
but my hand can squeeze on command and loosen when needed
isn't that infinitely better?
>>67031360
This is lithuania btw
I am coming for you swecucks
>>67031347
Google it.
>>67029834
Buffer's reaction is GOAT
>>67031381
no u
>>67030243
But she's actually a QT that got her face busted because she's more of a fighter than all of /heem/.
>>67031013
AT LEAST LET THEM PICK OUT THEIR TRUNK COLORS, FUCK
at least Silva could wear yellow again.
I can't think of other fighter/color combos of current fighters.
I remember Rich Franklin = pink. Rampage = camo. Iceman = icy.
>>67030260
>dat Ashley Graham pic
THICK
>>67031389
https://youtu.be/d4GmVa-PEYk
>>67031276
Im high and drunk off of 12 year old scotch right now nigga. I made a gravity bong before, its just that the knives thing seems pretty crack like la
>>67031423
>But she's actually a QT that got her face busted because she's more of a fighter than all of /heem/.
its a shame she looked kinda qt when she was younger
>>67031441
ewwww
>>67030260
beet vs koksal co-main
lithcuck vs estonia main event i just want to see it live
>>67031464
>the more she got hit the more she became a whore
Brehs....
>>67031464
Where did it all go wrong
>>67031464
daaaaaaayum. Way hotter
>>67031441
>she will never give you a footjob
>>67031167
Miesha should get a nose job. well, maybe after she retires. what's the point of a new nose if it just keeps getting bashed in.
>>67031481
damn shawty she got murked
You guys ever notice how almost every boxer/mma fighter has really fucked up ears?
where i can watch bellator, torrents doesn't work
>>67031535
cauliflower ears, muh nigga
>>67031535
because thay take too much advice from the coach haha
>>67031535
wrestling does that to your ears
>>67031451
man gotta use the most efficient way to get high when you're on your last .4g
>>67031571
someone should go to the next presser and heem dana
>>67031561
i feel you senpai, its just the first i heard of knives is all
>>67031589
McGoober is going to heem him
>>67031571
danas right. if youre under 18 your opinion is invalid
>>67031571
R E K T
>>67029024
Jow rowgan ya dam cant
>>67031598
how junkie is taking the remainder of your joints and using the unsmoked weed to do bewgs(bongs) with?
This is my main way to get high when dry
Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10024511
Very Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10024511
Extremely Urgent Importance
http://www.strawpoll.me/10024511
>>67031637
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10024511
Sorry I only vote on """important""" polls
Would you guys date a qt amputee?
>>67031650
she probably does kinky stuff
>>67031650
yeh nigga
>>67030763
Nothing will stop him.
Lads, havent watched UFC in a good 5 years... Who's the hot chick in the background?
>>67031650
nah, don't want to end up raising a bunch of one legged kids
>>67031677
racist
ngannou
>>67031670
allessio sakara
>>67031677
weirdo
>>67031670
best girl vanessa
>>67031698
she's a huge slut that shakes her ass on drunk guys
its disgusting you don't see britanny doing shit like that do you
disgraceful if you ask me
Joanna feels so threatened by Gadelha, and rightfully so. She is the alpha female.
>>67031722
a r i a n n y
>>67031650
Only a faggot would turn this down.
>>67031730
>>67031730
you mean delta
and i bet gadelha's period sinked to the timing of joanna like the omega she is
>>67031742
>sinked
>>67031742
>cheering for the cankle goblin over top /fit/ qt
kys
>>67031751
this tbqh
>being a fan of polan goblin
>>67031749
>>67031751
lol did i hit a nerve fucking man neck man abs mole face would be fucking like a 16 yr old boy
Claudia has a really thick neck
>>67031741
she is so cute i don't care
a bunda is a bunda and i'm bretty sure she carves the d so why not
who thinks aldo looks bigg here? glad my boy is making a comeback. claudia looking hot too
>>67031772
this is (you)phoric
>>67031650
Shoopadoop
>>67031780
imagine aldo vs gadelha in ultimate surrender match
>>67031772
>muh animu waifu
fuck off pedo. claudia is a real woman
>>67031801
goat kids, would be surprised if they never hooked up desu
Nate absolutely BTFO the limey reported in the 200 presser
>>67031792
>>67031802
your bitch is an omega she literally synced to the delta joana's timing of the month like a little omega cowering in the corner waiting for the big dogs to finish eating so she can get the scraps
poor bitch she is
your the pedo for wanting to fuck a chick that looks like a young boy i like real women like joanna
>>67031780
>my boy
>aldo
>>67031821
Go to sleep.
>>67031801
He'd get his bootyhole pegged.
>>67031854
no i'm getting drunk again after lull i had after bellator
i think i can make it too 197 if i take some caffeine pills or some shit
Is Claudia right when she said that Joanna just needs a good dicking?
>>67031878
you need a good dicking
>>67031871
You're already borderline incoherent.
>>67031895
well i've been awake for over 24 hours now
its real man hours now..
>>67031185
Yet no one gives a shit about Askren.
Die already you old fart.
Koreshkov wasn't even training grappling that much when they fought.
I hope that Salty faggot Askren dies in poverty.
sweating my balls off. never been this drunk before desu
>>67031913
askren ran away to little man mma fighting manlets in asia
his opinion counts of naught
and yeah he fought Le Russian man before he ever trained any grappling
i reckon koreshkov would fuck askren up these days
who has more twitter followers, conor or ronda?
the answer may surprise you
>>67031946
Gonna guess it's Ronda
She were on Ellen, you know
>>67031917
stay strong, like cain
>>67031946
cm punk
>>67031917
It's relatively easy to die via alcohol poisoning. Happens to young people all the time. Be careful.
>>67031650
Oh please faggot, if the situation was reversed none of those bitches would want a one legged man.
>>67031741
Guess I'm god king of the faggots then
Besides just fuck her and move on
>>67031962
this man surprisingly has the right answer
consider me surprised ! !
>>67031961
yeh
>>67031978
yeah i stopped desu, gonna think of something to do now
>>67031780
He's always been my boy too.
I know he'll fuck up Conor in a rematch but Conrad will never allow that and retire or spout lame ass excuse.
Conor's only good at Twitter now. Nate's response was golden
>what do you think of Conor not coming to the presser and saying he made the UFC 400 million
>I Beat his ass
>post yfw Jones gets heem'd tonight
>>67032006
>I know he'll fuck up Conor in a rematch
>>67032006
aldo was shook, that's it, he let conors mindgames get to him. he saw how nate just brushed it off and fucked him up, he will destroy conor
>>67031677
thx fer the laff at 5 am, roo
>>67031946
Anderson silva
>>67031917
>can still use grammar and spell
you aint drunk son
>>67032014
>post yfw Jones gets heem'd tonight
>>67032037
what the fuck do BRs do all day, play DOTA and trane jew jitsu?
>>67032041
i check the spelling and shit. Pretty drunk lad, really drunk here. my friends left so im just shitposting, i have all night
>>67032057
sex and dance and violent crimes
>>67032060
>night
The sun rose two hours ago.
>>67032054
>tfw BT Sport 2 HD
Feels good man
>>67032057
dota is too complex for shitskins, they play league
>>67032073
west coast desu. still dark here
>>67032073
not him but i'm in nevada, it's 5 am and it's dark as shit still.
>tfw living on the east coast and NOT in the past on the west coast
>>67032114
>tfw living in the UK and not in the past on the other side of the Atlantic
>>67032114
>tfw get news from the future
>tfw have edge on eastcoast fags
>>67032134
>living in the UK
>>67032134
>caliphate of engurland
>0(ZERO) ufc champs
Did you eat your 7 eggs yet heem?
>>67032158
>tfw I'm French and I'll have 2 (Two) UFC champs by the end of 2017
>>67032156
THEEEEEEEEE
UNDERRRRRRRRRRRR
TAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67032186
whos the second other than the goat?
>>67032014
OSP actually has zero chance though. guy literally has t-rex arms compared to jones.
>>67032180
>from my yard
why is he such a tryhard faggot
>>67032224
>tfw Jones trips over OSP's dick while in a clinch
>gets hammerfisted into permaheem
>>67032208
Tom "Fire Kid" Duquesnoy
BAMMA 135lbs champ and fighting for the 145lbs belt on May (or the contrary, I never can remember)
He's also the guy Holly is mounting here >>67030454
>>67032180
man i love me a bit of joe rogan experience, i think he unlike dana shill is a loveable goof, but i'd rather eat gadelha's shit than that. no jk
hey men just did 2 hotknives still got some leftover pre smoked end of joint bud and about 1 small doob worth of nice greens left. Bong everything left or what?
Holly shit Gadelha sounds like a fucking man
>>67032309
yes, but not now, save it for the ufc 197. I feel i need to be under the influence to enjoy that cejudo mm fight
>>67032333
a very qt man
>>67032224
Jones has been gone a long time. He may have forgot how to ufc
>>67032333
She sounds hot desu
Way more masculine than Anderson tho, that's true
>>67032309
wait you fool ride out your high it should last for 4 hours i'm guessing
and then have a few beers and then half an hour before 197 starts smash another hot knife
what are you new to smoking sheish i don't know why i have to tell you this
http://youtu.be/Nkf-ySymGe8
USADA should be testing Luke tbqh
>>67032340
good thinking homie i will do this, word up appreciate it fambruh
>>67032309
>Method of smoking hash where a blim is sandwiched between two red hot knives. The resulting smoke is collecting in a plastic bottle (which has had the bottom removed) and inhaled.
not even abos would stoop this low
>>67032224
OSP has 81 inch reach, jones 84, jones has never faced someone with a reach tht close to his wtf are u on about
>>67032374
got you senpai
>>67032156
sauce?
>>67032362
anderson stole claudia's voice
I'm sick of people who only do weed in this general. Where are the harder drugs?
>>67032361
the ref will never call out his eye pokes, so he'll be fine.
>>67032388
i looked it up earlier and it said 79
how long til ufc memelims and main card star
NEW THREAD
>>67016465
>>67016465
>>67016465
>>67032418
10 bongs till the prelims
>>67032412
this one time i overdosed on nyquil by accident. let's just say it wasn't fun.
>>67032439
thnx lad
>>67032412
What's the 'ardest drug
>>67032435
>40 posts early
Literally fucking kill youself
>>67032435
50 posts early
when there's literally 1 post every 2 minutes
why
why do you people do this so early
you're anonymous
who gives a flying fuck if you are the one that starts a new thread
you're like /nba/ right now where there's LITERALLY 4 fucking generals and the mods don't give a shit.
>>67032435
fuck off cunt
>>67032435
>300 posts early
You've really buggered the pug this time
>>67032459
speedball
>>67032540
i cant stop thinking about pugs after people were talking about how they live their life in pain yesterday.
rip
>>67032665
seedygrin.jpg
>>67032665
There is one attractive human being in the picture.
>>67032665
not bad for scum
>>67032665
hes dating a drag?
>>67032675
The guy with the hat
>>67032675
>>67032682
>>67032684
that's his sister, you sickos.
>>67032690
Cuck
>>67030260
>CONOR VS NATE 2 OR RDA
>KHABIB VS RDA
>>67032695
whats her chin like lad
>>67032156
>tfw women can have mind blowing orgasm and you cannot
>>67029938
Jones rd 1 Sub
Johnson rd 5 Sub
Pettis rd 2 Sub
Whittaker decision
Rodriguez decision
>>67032740
you need to start playing with your butt, cheick
She's ruined herself.
>>67029938
Jon
Dj
Pettis
Robert
Andre Arlovski?
>>67032856
run back to the arms of christ
>>67032903
MMA and chill. 9gag-tier meme.
>>67029938
5 of these are mine
Was bendo getting beat a good thing or a bad thing for the UFC
you could say good since he got fucked with the free agency thing, but also bad since he confirmed lellator for having legit competition
Should we expect any fighters to walk out to Prince in a commemoration of the permaheemed pop ledge?
>>67032976
>bendo lost
>>67032976
JBJ will
cap this post
>>67032180
Them eggs lookin grey as fuck.
>>67031283
I care friend, I doth care.
What is the heemspeak address?
>>67032180
the fuck is ezekiel bread
>>67032695
That's Felice Herrig
>>67033025
try using google fagtron
lads
fell asleep during the bendo fight last night
just finished watching it
damn, Bendo got rekt
any other fights worth watching from card?
>>67033100
koreshkov vs ben ASSkren
>>67033100
Michael Page's fight was pretty good
>>67033100
No, it was a shit card.
500
where is the new thread?
>>67033212
scroll up 50 posts
NEW
>>67016465
>>67031158
>boobs
Fake. Also, she looks like a budget Anita Sharkeesian.
>>67031354
>guy has a fleshlight
>OMG MUHSOGGYKNEES
>LOL VIRGIN
>girl has huge black dildo
>YOU GO GIRL
>SLUT AND PROUD
Male privilege is wonderful, isn't it.
>>67031464
>>67031481
She's got that bitchy retard face in every photo.
>>67031535
G
E
T
O
U
T
>>67033049
God she's so revolting.
>>67029049
with our new patented jiggle-capture technology, heemposters will be able to rub one out to trailer trash ronda or switch to weightcut hottie ronda with the push of a button
the power is youuuuurs
>>67029489
>le my opponents paid to ignore my telegraphed right hand and dancing faggotry while rushing in on me
i hated silva for this shit, and i hate that shrimp looking mother fucker for the same thing, he's a good fighter but fuck me if i dont want to watch him get fucked up like that dude in fight club that gets pounded into the floor
>>67031166
>looking at the feet of dudes
i've got bad news for you son, you've got 99 problems but heterosex ain't one
>>67031276
You've managed to capture the meaning of the word fiend perfectly from >>67031257
