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no news no fights old thread>>66997186
UFC is actually gonna bend over for McGOAT
he is truly bigger than the sport
>>67013820
mcgoober looks like a mini me josh barnett in the top pic
>>67013804
her ass looks like two robbie lawler skulls
Why do so many fighters get tattoos
>>67013846
god damnit now ive gotta fap
Upcoming MMA events:
4/23 - JBJ vs OSP
5/8 - Overeem vs Arlovski
5/14 - Werdum vs Miocic
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
UFC 200 press conference (5pm est): https://youtu.be/T3gTwkCutlQ
197 weigh in (7PM est) https://youtu.be/yh6T8Ua3i-0
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/HCvcAoNRqOg
>Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/oOHzvzAaQUk
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/Ai3J3-1We1g
>Countdown
JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/QIOfshb2NFQ
DJ vs Cejudo: https://youtu.be/LrOtxmMkvgk
>Legal free fight(s)
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/oox_IBeEYiI
DJ vs Benavidez II: https://youtu.be/PVhnVMlwcHs
JBJ vs Rampage: https://youtu.be/XwClMZFO4Lc
OSP vs Krylov: https://youtu.be/D0W8_1gsHAs
OSP vs Cummins: https://youtu.be/XKtuOfM65Vw
Brock vs Overeem: https://youtu.be/Lbpwc3lP3WI
Werdum vs Cain: https://youtu.be/XKtuOfM65Vw
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
>Just Fight Fan™ Things
MMAbeat: https://youtu.be/iqBiKRrMmC8
Zahabi on JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/jZKE0vAXBJY
Dan Hardy on DJ vs Cejudo: https://youtu.be/7omXk88pPbo
Dan Hardy on JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/XfGxMJs9h54
168 McGregor lost, but could 145 McGregor have defeated Nate Diaz?
>>67013850
to intimidate the other fighter.
Reminder that JBJ accepted the OSP fight because he is ducking The Hammer.
>>67013863
145 mcgregor wouldnt have lasted 12 seconds with 170 mcgregor
>>67013873
Matt Hamill is The One
>2 days untill the end of JBJ meme
Enjoy while it lasts lads
McGregor looks like junk in the first picture, thank you hungry skeleton
>>67013820
I feel uncomfortable looking at top pic
Can't wait for tomorrow to watch my boy Jonathan Dwight Jones - undisputed UFC light heavyweight champion of the world to submit OSP in the very first round.
>>67013873
i wonder what matt hamill would sound like with a voice-to-text program
OOOHAUHSUHUUU JOAN JOANS IEARRROUGHHGOUHGH
>>67013873
A wins a win.
>>67013887
http://youtu.be/pf-4uHJMFIM
I'm looking forward to another Joe Rogan Experience, it has been an enlightening journey so far.
>>67013925
>journey
wha?
>>67013873
reminder that the hammer is only his nickname and he is not in fact a mostly metal piece of equipment used to create shelving in people's garages.
So does Dana intent to put Conor in 200?
can one of you lads permaheem me
>>67013944
205 m8.well if jones wins
>>67013947
For 10 million
Anyone else hope to see bendo lose tonight? Would be truly kek worthy and is very possible.
If you're coming on...
Today would have been the beginning of the media tour.
We missed out of Nate Diaz telling Conor "Dont be scared homie" in the middle of Stockton surrounded by cholos
>>67013947
ok m8 but i want all your stuff. 1 left should do it
>>67013967
THEN CUM ON
I like Galiev's ground and pound approach
>>67013944
i think so, rumours are that they still negotiating so that means UFC still wants it. Brett Okamoto said its 60/40 in favour of Conor fighting at UFC 200.
decent fight desu
i am enjoying this main event
Jones vs. OSP media day staredown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY-AvnLrpoA
Who /Ngannou/ here?
>>67013989
Why is it that Asian girls have a complete lack of ass?
>>67014009
Been a fun card throughout really. I love the pace EFN an keeps.
schaub
>>67014031
Fair point.
>>67014017
can't wait till he loses against an upper echelon guy like struve
>>67014019
that 5 foot tall asian in ufc has a bunda
>>67014020
yeah the lack of break in between fights is pretty great
>>67014017
>tfw he will never fuck your gf/wife while you watch
G A L I E V
A L I E V
L I E V
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>>67014017
B U L L
U
L
L
>ref allows this guys to get concussed for the next two minutes
This nigga look like GGG.
Vener Galiev is MY BOY
The guy is 40 fucking years olds
brain damage
or not, saved by the choke
>>67014048
Reminder to please refrain from cuckoo posting in germ. I know it must be very hard for you
>>67014017
here
>>67014038
>struve
>upper echelon
top kek guy
>>67014065
it was a joke you cunt
I like smaller organizations like Bellator and Rizin because they don't give a fuck that their fighters are roidmonsters
>>67014072
I also travel through time and I can confirm this post, and I can also confirm that the TKO comes with an uppercut to knock Jones down and then finished with a flurry of strikes against the cage
>>67014079
>I'm just """pretending""" to be a cuck
How is that a joke?
Galiev to UFC when?
>>67014090
Cause that nigger looks like a bull
>>67014038
this
the whole cuck meme already got old
what are you watching and where?
>>67014101
>looks like a bull
Sounds like the line between """pretending"""" and your true thoughts are getting quite blurry there, friend.
>>67014108
EFN on fight pass, it just finished
>>67014048
Feels bad man
>>67012005
nam
No more bullposting in heem you fucking queahs
If you want to discuss black kak go to /pol/
This thread for mma discussion,
>>67014121
You're over-analyzing this too much, friend. I was just using the the conservative cuck meme
Oh shit there's another EFN next week too!
What a time to be a fight fan
do cucks here actually pay for fight pass?
fucking hell lads sort your lives out
>OSP has a chance
He will get submitted.
>>67014140
I'm reading exactly what you write. Keep trying to rationalize it to yourself.
2.5 bongs until the UFC 200 presser
>>67014148
if you cant afford 10 bucks a month maybe you should sort yours out bud
>>67014149
SO YOU SAYIN WE SUM FINNA KINDA WORLD CHAMPS?
>>67014159
Way too much bunda for that outfit tbqh
>>67014149
lel is there even music here or is it just like a random display of chimpery out of nothing
>>67014159
>le big butts are hot meme
when will it end?
is everything a meme nowadays?
>>67014100
Slick stepping behind the leg like that. All these no name slavs are showing top-tier wrestling.
>>67014149
He definitely has a punchers chance. He hits hard and he has more reach than anyone Jon has ever faced.
>>67014204
yes ur a meme
who /ngannouandrose/ here?
>>67014200
northern ireland?
>>67014206
>top-tier wrestling
fucking basic sweep lol he just managed to do it during a scramble which is a display of athleticism not wrestling
cmon tyrone you love mma
>>67014221
B I G
U
L
L
>>67014159
Who is this?
>>67014204
well meme'd
also i'm gonna end up paying for a 4chan gold account one of these days
Ngannou's walkout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdoyYXPn3zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdoyYXPn3zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdoyYXPn3zk
Currently listening to podcasts about serial killers. Golovkin and Gonzalez on HBO, UFC 197, and Game of Thrones this weekend. Gonna be a good one lads.
how big does a nig have to be before hes classed as a bull? 6'3 200lbs?
>>67014204
you're on memes
>>67014250
>posts pic of self bloodied up
>>67014226
Basic technique yes, and his oppenent gifted him that takedown, but he showed great fundementals locking down the body, getting perpendicular, and leveraging his hips for that one.
Im just saying, all thesea aussie webms are showing surprisingly good wrestling for a yuro promotion ive never watched.
>>67014254
based pugster, might get one soon. What should I name him?
>>67014251
It's not in the least bit surprising that the idiots spamming this cuck shit are mandrama faggots also.
>>67014268
>all thesea aussie webms are showing surprisingly good wrestling for a yuro promotion ive never watched.
well you are right about that
>>67014251
TOP KEK
why did they give this music to this fat neckbeard, missed opportunity lmao
>>67014149
the past few months were full of surprises, don't forget that.
JBJ goes for takedown but get a flying knee on the face and the fight is over.
>>67014273
Name him Chuck
>sheepdog picked barboza over pettis
Their rationale was fight iq was going to be the difference.
What a bunch of jokers. Barboza has never had the foot speed to match his firepower. Pettis is gonna style on him. Dash and smash follows by the guillotine
Post MMA bulls
>>67014259
I'd of thought that would make it better
Also, has Nate ever been bloodied up as much as that fight?
Any more "Bones Predictions"?
>>67014294
with a silent h
>>67014313
OSP will catch him in the first, the whole world will gasp, Jon will be fine, and will take OSP down and submit him.
>>67014313
2nd Round TKO
>>67014321
nice
>>67014259
face bleeding is like saying hello for a Diaz
>>67014313
>bulgaria
>>67014321
ayy
>>67014309
some old school bull
>>67014313
>>67014313
Bones gets hurt, goes for a takedown, there's a scramble and he gets submitted by OSP. 3rd round
>>67014200
So much this.
Same goes for le big ol' titties are hot meme. Fucking stupid.
>>67014273
you should name it "kill me" because pugs live their lives in pain
>>67014363
hes a big guy
>>67014374
Don't we all?
>>67014367
Not even. How are they a meme?
>>67013820
>people think Conor will fight at featherweight again
top kek
>>67014367
go fuck a pig, you slav
>>67014374
Oh anon I got a chuckle out of that one
>>67014273
Don't get a pug. Those dogs live terrible, uncomfortable lives. Just get a mutt and bond with it.
>>67014324
This is what I see happening aswell, then because of it Rumble will get a ton of hype seing as he has real one punch knockout power
Is that Caucasian event still on, if so on what program are they giving it ?
And maybe someone has a stream.
>>67014410
>>67014273
Chesapeak Bay Retriever.
And never, ever look back.
why are black bulls so shit at fighting?
i tried to think of the GOAT bull but i cant think of a black guy who did great at HW other than kongo.
overeem maybe but hes kinda half roids half glass chin
>>67014416
is he jew?
>>67014313
OSP doesn't play into Jones games, defends the takedowns if Jones will attempt them. Eventually he catches Jones and rocks him, he then flurries Jones into KO/TKO in the 1st round.
>>67014421
>he has real one punch knockout power
OSP definitely does too lol
kill.....me...
>>67014433
blacks was the original jews
>>67014426
It is all over
UFC 200 press conference in 2 bongs though!
Not sure what they're going to do for it given the latest developments
>>67013820
OP --- you suck.
>>67013858
thanks burgerbro. i don't see why canuckfag can't take the effort you did when starting a new thread. here's vanessa for your trouble
What if the Cocaine was actually a tool for Jon Jones in the octagon?
>>67014452
>OP --- you suck.
it's a good OP
>>67014429
Rampage, Rashad, Jones. hw bulls have mostly been meme, but ngannou is about to change that. Champ by 2017, cap this
>>67014446
is that why trump is trying to deport them?
>>67014436
Your such a pleb this is not how the fight is gonna go down at all
Sheeeeeit Bellator Kickboxing is AFTER Bellator ?
Shit's gonna be laaaaate
>>67014443
Anyone have that webm of a guy feeding a puppy to a big snake?
Cheik Kongo was an angry bull.
Randleman was a friendly bull.
>>67014410
>terrible uncomfortable lives
how so?
>>67014479
It's not live, don't bother staying up. It was taped last week.
>>67014250
wtf this isnt real
>>67014406
Why not? He made the cuts so far.
>>67014452
Vanessa best girl
>>67014442
OSP has power, most of his good shit comes from counterpunching, you don't need a ton of power for that.
>>67014451
to tell that conor will fight duh
>>67014249
still waiting for one of you fags to shop ronda pics into this captcha
Rampage is the goat bull.
I mean imagine having to listen to that guy fuck your gf I'd commit sudoku immediatly
>american women's mma
>>67014313
Bones fucks with him round 1 and then KOs him in some embarrassing fashion in round 2.
>>67014502
OSP has big power dude
>>67014406
He'll do it every 16 months until he wins another belt.
>>67014461
>OP --- you suck.
it's a good OP
thus saith OP
>>67014520
no he doesn't
>>67014514
>and then KOs him in some embarrassing fashion in round 2.
yes because you can be respectively KO'd in a non embarrassing way lol come the fuck on tyreese jesus christ
RumBULL
>>67014536
rumBULL johnBull
>>67014532
this nigga jealous
>>67014545
rumbull mywifeson
why has heem turned into cuck central
>>67014520
>fighter is big, black and not jon jones
>this guy is a MUNSTER with massive power in his hands
>>67014563
multi layered cuck joke
atta boy
>>67014534
I mean there's being heemd and then these is stand up choked against the wall like Machida heemd
>>67013850
99% are chavs
>>67014483
>you will never participate in a heem running of the bulls where someone releases a bunch of 265lb black dudes and you have to run away or get heemed
>>67014567
Ngannou happened. He's going to be the next HW champ. We've finally entered the era where real, explosive athletes are attracted to the sport.
>>67014567
Cause your here with your disgusting ethnicity
>>67014545
>>67014536
>>67014509
>>67014483
>>67014462
>>67014429
>>67014363
>>67014340
>>67014309
it's funny how the faggot bull agenda gets pushed so hard that people actually buy into it. faggots.
>>67014313
What if this is similar to the Weidman situation? The guy came in at the right place, right time, when all the current top 10 guys were starting to get old and past their prime. Then, the first time he faces a top 10 guy who wasn't an old ex-roided brazillian he gets his ass beat.
I personally think JBJ is a way more legit champ than Chris ever was, and also OSP is nowhere near as talented as Rockhold for example. But still, just an entertaining scenario to think about.
>>67014569
TJ Cook
Tfw no qt3.14 waifus on TUF
>>67014577
kek
That guy is literally the new Cheik Kongo, just muh big black man 2.0
>>67014578
shut the fuck up you half arab moor shit
>>67014587
lotta bulls though
>>67014580
.You wanna call me a faggot to my face, nigger
>i'll fuck your wife
>>67014580
Yeah, you can't tell your brain "hur dur no worries, I'm just being ironic". Your brain can't tell the difference. That's how I got into /pol/. At first it was just le ironic stormfag shitposting, but then...
>>67014486
They've been bred to have extremely short and flat snouts, to give them that characteristic pug look. This looks cute, but it's not very functional for a dog. They have difficulty breathing, overheat easily, and frequently have problems with their nasal cavities. The older they get the more fucked up their breathing becomes and you either shell out thousands for surgery or put your dog down into an early grave.
>>67014596
Why don't you go smuggle some drugs up your butthole, so you can pay to have your whore wife get a titjob so you can pimp her out. You disgusting mutt
>>67014612
jew
>tfw you will never watch King Mo destroying Russian cans again
>>67014593
Cheick dropped prime Cain. Ngannou will finish the job
>>67014624
I want to have him fight Overeem for the ultimate Mandingo fight.
>>67014631
>Your brain can't tell the difference.
wow absolute fucking retard detected
>>67014664
not good enough, Overeem sounds too dutch
>>67014633
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabic_language_influence_on_the_Spanish_language
KEKED IRL
>>67014631
/pol/ now is what /b/ was 5 years ago. i take that back --- /b/ was better back then than /pol/ is now. shit gets fucking tired. it's almost like /pol/s conspiracy theory about the issue is right. you just cant fucking get away from the faggotry of the other boards anywhere on this site
>>67014664
>>67014681
Ngannou/Cheick is the only true bull fight
>Overlel
>>67014580
YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS YOU
>>67014695
>that dismissal hand wave
there are almost no mma versions of WOJ or adam schefter/jay glazer. the only actual guys with connections who break news first are now brett okamoto and sometimes helwani, though i don't know if helwani actually breaks news. anyone else is just an opinion giver and they're worthless, like cuck thomas
>>67014702
bretty gud lad
>>67014695
It sucks that Rothwell was beaten by that slimy disgusting, shit brazilian
Who's gonna show up to the conference today? You think they'll announce any new fights?
>>67014693
>..
you're just older
>>67014048
speak for yourself
is conor still shook or will he have the balls to show up?
>>67014209
Gus has longer reach
>>67014693
Time for you to leave 4chan, Grandpa
>>67014057
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
>>67014774
newfag please go
>>67013820
Lellator starts at 4 PM PST, 7 PM EST, 12 AM BST
>>67014784
>>>/trash/
Go back to where you belong
>>67014780
>one white guy
>first name mohamed
>last name grabinski
>german flag
>>67014727
tyone come the fuck on those arent even real
>>67014767
and of course you have shit like this saved
>>67014770
prove it
protip: hearsay doesn't count as proof you fucking mong
>>67014780
3/9 whites aint bad. we made it senpai
>>67014750
You got a source on this?
>>67014790
>when your girlfriend says she's home alone
Bendo about to be Bellator WW champ
>>67014780
God damn it, what a poor representation for Germany
>>67014829
link?
>>67014780
that's brazil tier whiteness
>>67014835
A sausage maker buys a box of cereal
>yfw ben fowlkes is the ONLY good opinion piece writer in mma
>yfw everyone is either a pure SJW, an unfunny tryhard faggot, new to the sport or just has bad opinions
>>67014793
says on UFC.com Gus has a 79" reach
When does Phil Davis go against Liam
>>67014846
and what does it say for OSP bud lol
>>67014849
hope he gets heem'd desu
>>67014859
when liam isnt permaheemed
so who knows. hes made of glass
>>67014872
>Ufc fighter losing in lellator
Even rampage made King Mo look like shit
>>67014868
i was agreeing with you canuck
why are you so confrontational
>>67014877
That sucks, i didn't know he was injured
>>67014886
hes probably from quebec.
>>67014883
Have you seen Andrey fight? Dude could be top 10 easily in ufc.
>>67014886
look at the fuckin post you quoted bud obviously I'm going to think you're the same american trying to prove his point when you make absolutely zero effort to imply otherwise
>>67014632
fuck that sucks...
>>67014923
just get a normal dog. find a puppy of a mixed dog on craigslist and get it
>>67014931
Actually most dogs are pretty fucked by selective breeding. There's an infographic somewhere on the interwebs that describes their problems in detail.
>>67014923
Yeah most purebred dogs are fucked genetically
>>67014907
I'm from Ontario and when I work on the same jobsites as guys from Quebec they all seem to hate the english people for some reason
>>67014567
ngannou and khalil lad. I can't wait for the episode where khalil fucks green desu.
Dana should have a fp show with them both getting women fighters like miesha
>>67014943
>>67014931
>>67014923
Chesapeak
Bay
Retriever
>>67014600
kek
BLONDIE - CHIN OF GLASS
CURRENT /heem/ WALKOUT SONG
>>67014567
because literally100% of the american posters are black lol
>>67014770
WHERE YOU AT NIGGA
YOU JUST GOT BTFO NIGGA CHEA CHEA
WUSSUP NAH NIGGA
WUSSUP NAH
>>67014921
>>67014929
>Delet
>Chin
>>67014921
delete this pls
>>67014846
oy vey
>>67014951
shut up
when does bellator start?
>no Conor or Nate
>Frankie
>Aldo
>Tate
>nunes
Does anybody even care about the press conference today?
>>67015008
(ಠ_ಠ)
ngannou
>>67015034
1:00, i don't know what that is in german time
I want to see some fighter trash talk islam to shit on Khabib, maybe Conor would do it but I don't think he would fight him
EMBEDDED 4
https://youtu.be/ymsrHo6m3ZY
https://youtu.be/ymsrHo6m3ZY
https://youtu.be/ymsrHo6m3ZY
>>67015060
Schaub
DUST IN THE WIND
ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND
>>67014958
damn bro just looked it up. looks like an elite well rounded dog. too bad they all look exactly the same
>>67015060
Did he put the meatus in her
>>67015046
conor confirmed shook.
probably dont care. unless nick the tooth is there
>>67015090
just get a boxer or something if you liked the squashed face look. or another type like that. has the smushed face but its not harmful
>>67015065
jones is such a creepy weirdo
It all goes tumbling down from here
>>67015065
I'm starting to like JBJ. Never paid much attention to him.
Also, I really hope DJ can defend his belt. Cejudo seems like a much bigger cunt than Dodson.
>>67015065
Does Mrs. Jones know Jon is fucking his masseuse?
>>67015065
Damn, I thought Jon was actually about to start rapping
who is the sluttiest UFC fighter
http://youtu.be/9hmeL9EQCNA
Join the team now.
>>67015210
felice
Post top tier coaches.
>>67015065
>see you in a bit
>see you later
based jon putting that jewess in place
>>67015090
they are the best dog in the whole world dude and in real life they don't all look identical lol
by far the best dog imo
>>67015210
miesha and holly desu. we have photographical evidence m8
why does jones perpetually sound like he's channeling a self-help book?
>i'm just trying to enjoy this journey
>>67015252
its fake. just wait for the probation to end kek
>>67015252
he says what the jews tell him to. he doesnt believe a word that comes out his mouth but has to say it. fakest guy on the planet
>>67015252
he's a fedora edgelord
>>67015225
Yeah, I'm gonna need a fucking webm of that.
Matt Hume doing MEWMENT
>>67015252
Gotta pretend to have a conscience when you're a a cheating sociopath
So...
What's going to happen when Muslims literally kill Conor's coach?
>>67015210
Angela "Mangina" Magana
who /comfy/ here?
Presser, weigh in, lellator desu
>>67015210
>>67015287
Magana talks a big game but I think she is secretly not a slut.
>>67015287
>when Muslims literally kill Conor's coach
be careful
>>67015262
>>67015263
>>67015276
>>67015267
Jon Jones is actually an extremely focused, very passionate warrior who believes in truly following the path of the fighter, developing his warrior spirit, and becoming a legend of the sport.
>>67015267
He's literally the son of a preacher and always talks about his faith.
>>67015311
t. jon al-denmarki
>>67015292
why is a cat blushing?
>>67015331
>cat
those are pancakes
>>67015331
>cat
U blind bruv?
>>67015313
He talks about religion just to market himself, dude sure doesn't give a fuck about anything related to religious morals, his wife or such
>>67015311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BFfs1cuWw
WEC aldo was so young, energetic and pure. he was a poor little favela boy fighting for his family and doing flips off the cage and running into the crowd. he was a savage that just destroyed everyone with aggressive fighting, especially his first few fights
UFC aldo has not only gotten injured, gassed, looked like shit, but he's an extremely bitter turd, especially after the goobs KO. he is so unlikable now. i hope whoever fights him destroys him
>>67015353
It's clearly a fucking hilarious way to get under Cormier's skin.
If you knew someone in life you didn't like and merely saying "you suck" a few times made them flip the fuck out you'd do it too lol
It's hilarious, DC freaks out when criticize anything about him and he wants to suck Jon's dick and all Jon has to do is start talking shit, even a little tiny thing like saying "you suck" and suddenly DC is freaking out and talking about sucking his dick again
>>67015352
id rather him be himself, a sociopathic straight edge atheist jerk
>>67015353
Mental warfare is an important part of the game.
how is jones still fiance mode? why has he not married this woman after all these years?
It's going to be sad watching Pettis lose 3 in a row.
>>67015445
because if a fiance leaves you because DC sucked you off, you don't have to give her 50%
>>67015473
>le next big spic man
fuck him desu, pretty boy faggot
>>67015352
To be fair, he became famous very young and had Rosario Dawson want his D. It would be very difficult for anyone remain loyal to the wife in that case.
>>67015408
>Jones
>straight edge
top lel
Also, if he doesn't have an Instagram account, then how is he going to troll homos?
>>67015483
>le lasts 13 seconds man
>>67015483
oh fuck hues have learned the art of banter
this cant end well
>>67015473
Greg Jackson is saving his career.
>>67015503
he got a PR person
>>67015489
>fuck him desu, pretty boy faggot
i kekd
>>67015483
says the guy who laughed at Conor promoting his fight while he raked in the cash
>>67015483
aldo looking B I G. Bet he's eating his 3 gis a week MINIMUM
you guys think nattia has more reach than neetrex? certainly looks like it kek. shes looking pretty hot there btw
time to end this _______
i need a _____ to myself
>>67015483
Is there a bigger piece of shit than Jose Aldo? Can't shut this faggot up.
>>67015483
McGob deletes chins and Frankie takes advantage of it
>>67015517
>feedmejews.jpg
Jews are low in protein, though.
>>67015515
he still sounds like a vindictive cunt always saying the opposite of what connor says
he is butthurt to the max i use to hespect him but now he is just a loudmouth cunt
>>67015445
no hymen no diamond
>>67015534
not fair, it's been over a month and a half since the last PPV and I seem to have forgotten the lyrics
>>67015541
>mendes.jpg
when will fronk delete his own chins?
>>67015483
>all these Conor parasites
>>67015445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
>>67015537
>Can't shut this faggot up
taking a page from mcgoober I guess
http://www.strawpoll.me/10019548
http://www.strawpoll.me/10019548
http://www.strawpoll.me/10019548
no 'other' because these are the only 3 possible answers
>>67015534
meme
rose namajunas
>>67015563
>maynard.gif
>>67015483
How can you brag about being one shotted?
>>67015585
>No Fedora fans
When's the presser
when's the weigh ins
what fightan stuff is going on
>>67015585
i'm sorry i only vote on very important polls these days
>>67015585
honda lad
Yay a press conference without Conor yelling over everyone.
What kind of pants do you think Miesha will be wearing?
>>67015353
lol dc is too sensitive
>>67015612
fuck ok my bad forgot rousey
How long till Lelator?
watching schaub on rogan for the 4th time
>>67015608
presser in 45
weigh ins in two bongs + 45
>>67015624
all time worst straw poller in mma
>>67015608
>>67015627
UFC 197 weigh-ins and Bellator both start in 2 bongs 43 bings
Could McGreggor heem Frankie? Dude is a legit featherwegiht who makes no cut at all.
>>67015627
2 bong 45 bings to prelims
Post boys
>wsw
miesha
>fw
faber
aldo
nate
nick
natty goat
filthy
werdum
>I'm actually excited for lellator tonight
how shitty is my friday night, famalams?
>>67015671
If he had better TDD and ground game he could.
>>67015671
i'm pretty sure it's literally impossible to heem frankie
>>67015676
Alan Jouban is my boy. Still mad that Brazilian robbed him in 2014.
>>67015676
>hue cunt
>420lmao my only claim to fame is beating connor
>i went 1-3 in the ufc man
>le funny walk in man
>clown face
wow thats a terrible list
>>67015671
fronk is unheemable
BREH
>>67015671
>Dude is a legit featherwegiht who makes no cut at all
Is this true?
>>67015676
you need to take a heeming
>>67015729
Goobs would delete his chin
>>67014376
For you
>>67014958
God tier bird dogs the chessie
Me mate Lonzo just rang me on me celly, lads. The fix is in.
Bet the house on OSP.
>>67015730
ugly mole face no neck man abs cunt
>>67015740
you can't delete titanium
>>67015728
>inb4 he ranks fedor
>>67015737
He cuts 5-10lbs probably. He could make 135.
>>67015750
delete this
>>67015761
he said he could do that. hes beating goobs then a spicy cruz vs fronk
what's the over/under for spinning shit in Pettis/Barboza?
>>67014410
>Just get a mutt and bond with it.
get a dog that you have no idea what temperament or health conditions it may have
yeah good idea
any other stupid recommendations you going to make?
like he should go to the shelter and get a specially made fucked up mutt that was so fucked up its former owner left it on the highway??
fuck i hate /an/ sometimes
>>67015791
You should go suck Putins cock you fucking communist
Be lucky i'm allowing you to post
>>67015759
I wonder what it must feel like to be good at something you enjoy, make money from it and have the love of a nice wife and kids
>>67015759
you don't rank the GOAT
>>67015791
>get a dog that you have no idea what temperament or health conditions it may have
>yeah good idea
nobody ever said that, you retard
http://www.strawpoll.me/10019723
http://www.strawpoll.me/10019723
http://www.strawpoll.me/10019723
>>67015643
>>67015656
thanks lads
>>67015808
>tfw
>>67015809
>he actually ranks le goat
>ko'ed by mw
I can't believe people are picking edson after seeing him get btfo over and over
He is the most overrated striker ever.
He throws great strikes but doesent have the mewvment. All the other elite lightweights have better wheels than he does
Plus he wads up like a reciept when he gets hit clean
He's a pleb tier fighter and will get scraped by Petrie, and I'm not even a big Pettis fan I could talk shit about his game too
>>67015821
what is ship? like a boat?
>>67015404
>UFC aldo has not only gotten injured, gassed, looked like shit
It didn't stop him from cleaning up a competitive division tho
>>67015846
>Pettis
>Winnig post USADA
>>67015821
those are pretty big, john
>>67015807
did i touch a nerve fagget all i'm saying is buy a dog from a respected breeder where the dogs are bred for temperament and you can interact with the sire and the dam to see how your pupper may turn out and the dogs are vet tested and x-rayed for things like hip displaysia
>>67015814
no thats exactly what he sad he said get a mutt which is like saying go get a ticking time bomb
>>67013858
werdum vs cain is not what you say it is
Post the most overrated fighters
>BJ Penn
>Conor McGregor (le 2 midgets and an angry hue man who has no ground game)
>>67015893
>nate diaz
>nick diaz
>tfw yoel got suspended even tho he literally dindu nuthin
>>67015893
>an angry hue man who has no ground game
aldo was a world jiu jitsu champion
>>67015893
>bj overrated
189er
>>67015893
Dominick Cruz
>>67015060
why is ngannou a meme now
>>67015893
>>Conor McGregor (le 2 midgets and an angry hue man who has no ground game)
quality bait friend you got me i literally did a double take because i couldn't believe someone would post that
>>67015909
I was talking about Conor you goof
Aldo is the angry hue
Le 2 midgets and an angry hue man is Conor
>>67015852
What you need to understand, France, is that in the continuum of mma he never cleaned out shit. There was always a contender in his division that posed a threat to his title, right up until someone took it from him.
I hate all this talk about how a fighter has cleaned out a division before actually doing so, especially when new prospects are constantly being turned out, like dillashaw in his division
Case and point Edgar mcgregor
>>67015925
>le drunk ruskie who rates fedor
mutts are the healthiest most elite dogs, just like mixed humans desu
>>67015065
that first encounter between Jon and Duke was kinda weird
>>67015944
seemed a bit confrontational desu
>>67015928
>>67015938
>damage control
>>67015893
Fedor
Honda
McGob, but he is entertaining
Liddell
Lesnar
Lawler
Khabib, to a certain extent
>>67015846
He'll never be as good or as well rounded as cerrone and I feel like we've seen his ceiling
>>67015274
>>67015225
I predict deez tings
>>66962232
>>66962232
>>66962232
>>66962232
Who's it gonna be?
>>67015928
Go back to English class and learn how to write
>>67015961
>Honda
she literally killed almost the entire batamweight division until some lucky bitch landed a meme kick on her
>>67015976
ngannou and rose
>>67015955
>>67015944
Duke is butthurt that Pettis is going to be spending at least half his time at Greg Jacksons from now on.
>>67015976
Jorge San Pedro vs. Andrew Silverman
>>67015979
>>67015956
>Conor McGregor (le xxxxx man)
what's so hard to understand about this
i wouldn't add le to the description of him if I wasn't going to call him a something man
>>67015972
what even is jacare? like what mixture of races is that?
>>67015976
Estonia and Lithcuck
Fight of the century.
>>67015529
>aldo looking B I G
Brazilian Imbibing the Gas?
>>67015976
Cm Punk I bet outside of GSP he's the only one who can increase the PPV buy.
>>67015976
Dana and Tito
>>67015999
Namekian
>>67015821
is this john's wife?
name?
intel?
please, it's for school, i'd like to manually cut this picture with paint but i'm affraid john's hand would be a boner killer for my school project
>>67015976
beet and koksal
>>67015998
you need a quick and painful heeming
>>67015998
your going to taste the darkness friend
>>67015976
VINCE MCMAHON
STONE COLD STEVEN AUSTIN
>>67016000
this
there's a reason why they've both been so quiet about it
>>67015984
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sjvmFDT3bis
>>67016043
im going to sniff your butthole and call you uncle aaron
>>67015939
purebreds get health problems when breeders choose certain qualities, like the frog-dog GSDs, pugs fucked up face, and King Charles Spaniels smaller skulls that cause them to have seizures because their brains are too big. Many also use a small number of dogs to keep those traits and will breed father-daughter and other close combinations. There's enough genetic diversity in pure breeds but people are too lazy to exploit it
Francis
>>67016053
the big reveal for ufc 200 i cant wait
its going to be heated
>>67015585
Sonnen has the most WWE fans, so him.
>>67016056
>http://m.
he literally cant afford a laptop let alone a pc and uses his phone to post on 4chinz
pleb
>mfw this ngannou shitposting will never stop
>>67016000
fuck id pay dana atleast a tenner for that
>you will never have a godmode hack for real life and just schedule estonia vs lithcuck as the main event of ufc 200 and instantly make them both famous.
why
>>67016083
It's the next Schuabposting
It'll die either by itself or when the cuck psyop does
>>67016081
that's such a 3rd worlder assumption to make
lel.
I don't know if it's ironic or not, or if it's really the cuckposters in disguise, but complaining about it just inspires them to continue. /heem/ why ;(
>>67016083
it will once he gets heemed
>>67016081
>he doesn't shitpost on the go
>>67016092
They both already tested the free agency and found that Heem FC offered the better contract
>>67016116
leaving them alone also inspires them to continue
>>67016102
>inb4 Conor's here to
>>67016129
The only way to stop them is to get Mike Russow to beat Ngannou with his elite hammerfists
>>67016116
this
>>67016116
It's just a wave, next month it'll be something else
>>67014780
well it's a fighting show not a gay ass cooking competition or something
>>67015624
so did the rest of the world lel
memes come and go, and so do their casual fans
>>67016128
lithcuck wont sign with ufc because heem doesnt do drug tests and hes been on hgh for 12 years
Ngannou
>>67016161
stop hoping that it's you Cheick
maybe it's just a phase and its luster will wear off at some point dow nthe road, but literally anything goobs does is the most exciting thing in the mma world. even after the loss. he instantly makes anything he is a part of interesting. almost nobody in mma comes close, maybe jones, maybe gsp if he comes back and he's in the spotlight
>>67015585
fedor fans
should i start watching bellator events from the very first?
>>67016179
i bet that car they rode in smells great
>>67016116
I was hoping cuckposting would die now that reddit has taken control of it, but somehow its had a resurgence.
>>67016168
Do we have people trying to get Rogan signed when his contract is up in August?
>>67016168
excuse me i'm the major exec of /heem/fc and we are RUSADA we have stringent drug testing of our athletes ;) please don't disrespect our brand
>>67014727
>skinny as fuck
>somehow still has a belly
lol you can tell her ass is fake just from that
>>67016168
Dana's desperate though. He needs a big headliner so he might let the drug testing slide. If he wants to blow minds with UFC 200, Estonia vs Lithcuck is THE Money Fight.
>>67016102
oh shit
how many bongs til lellator
almost time lads
>>67016204
we are going to get chael and murr
>there will be a natty champ in your lifetime
one small step to legitimacy for ufc one large step off the podium for boxing
>>67016216
Too
>>67016222
after the anderson fight i hope he gets his shot against lolhold so we can finally have a nice balanced fight between two actual warriors
>>67015483
>KO'ed in 13 seconds
>talks shit half across the world
kek
Lads HEEM FC will be making a major announcement in 1 hour
>>67016221
That could be good too. As the idea guy behind Heem FC I think you just had a great idea
GET
IN
HERE
https://youtu.be/T3gTwkCutlQ
https://youtu.be/T3gTwkCutlQ
https://youtu.be/T3gTwkCutlQ
>>67016218
>imlpying
UFC doesn't know how to start on time, this shit will be late
>>67016204
fuck rogaine, we be getting jr and rampant jackson
>>67016257
>>67016257
rogaine is a diva behind closed doors lad we don't want to work with people like that
how cucked is connor if he actually shows up?
ITS OVER UFC IS DONE WITHOUT CONOR
>>67016289
SHOOK
HOOK
OOK
OK
K
post yfw Dana announces that Diaz vs McGregor 2 is a go
Conor will be on UFC 200 you goofs, he will bend UFC over and fuck it gently
he is bigger than the sport, UFC 200 needs him more than he needs UFC 200
>>67016312
they should just make diaz v mcgregor 3 so we get something fresh and exciting
schaub
>>67016312
That fight was scrapped, now it's Diaz/Mcgregor III
>>67016298
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
will McGOAT crash the press conference?
>>67015773
I give that one to cruz. He may not be as powerful but his technique is next level.
>>67016334
get your own memes you bum
>>67016298
>the comments
>all those goobs casuals spouting memes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67016260
that chat gave me cancer
>>67016352
i want him to heckle at them from the back of the room and say he's signed with rizin or some shit
>>67016362
>jew helwani
no
>>67016367
â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–ş â–Ľ â–˛ â–ş â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–Ľ â–Ľ â—„â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–ş â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–ş â–ĽSorry, I've dropped my bag of Doritos brand chips â–˛ â–ş â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–ş â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–ş â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–ş â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–ş â–Ľ â–Ľ â—„ â–˛ â–ş â–Ľ â—„â–Ľ â–Ľ
>>67016362
my guess is that he will be the english to stockton translator
Conor is IN!!!
>>67016377
>rizin
wwe would be more apt
>>67016379
i want to see his reaction to this pic
>>67016377
You understand he's still under contract, right? He can't just go sign with another org. If he's fighting again, it's for the UFC unless they release him for some reason.
>>67016391
HAPPENING
>CLAUSCHA GADELLA
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD PLS
ROAR
how long do these last? I have class soon
>>67016401
ufc has no jurisdiction in nippon m8
thats the beauty of rizin people can just say fuck you and fight for them
wandy was still banned from fighting and appeared for rizin
>>67015961
Lawler should be rated for the spiceness of his bangers.
>RDA vs Alvarez on Fightpass
JUST
THAT ROOM IS HALF FUCKING EMPTY KEK
Eddie Alvaerz's beard triggers me.
That muslim looking cunt needs to learn how to shave
>>67016430
Man jurisdiction don't mean shit. I'm sure something is his contract prevents such shenanigans.
>>67016391
FUCK YES
what would happen if conor went to bellator and starting crushing cans
>>67016445
be careful
RDA is going to maul Alvarez if I were to hazard a guess
>>67016430
>wandy was still banned from fighting and appeared for rizin
Wand was released from his contract, he is banned by NSAC but can fight under other commissions (if they license him). Wand only signed for Rizin/Bellator after he got released.
New thread
>>67016453
>>67016453
>>67016453
>>67016446
m8 rizin and indian reservations are the future of MMA its pirate seas these days m8
>>67016456
>>67016456
New
>>67016422
it'll take about an hour to get everybody on stage
then they'll ask Nate/Frankie/Miesha/Sage a couple questions and ignore the rest of the bums
>>67016454
I'd stop watching UFC and start watching Bellator
The 'GOAT'? A tough battle, but no problem.
My eye, it's not there but I can still feel it, gone yet I feel pain. I've been punished for long with these juicing monsters. Now we go to the post-USADA era, we go deeper...
Dana. I'm already the champ.
>>67016465
>>67016465
NEW THREAD
>>67016465
>>67016465
NEW THREAD
>>67016465
NEW THREAD
>>67016454
STARTED******
fml
>>67016430
Wandy was released.
It's not about jurisdiction, Conor has a contract with Zuffa that states he cannot fight under another organization. If he breaks his contract, he gets sued.
>>67016391
>on skype
He literally owns this company. Fucking cucks.
>>67016342
always...
CLAUDIA GADEIALLA
>>67016480
deserves a (You) lad
>>67016024
hunto is bst waifu
WHO /STILLMYBOY/ HERE?
>>67014416
YhVh
The unpronounceable name of God.
Either Jewish or else Messianic.
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