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Upcoming MMA events:
4/23 - JBJ vs OSP
5/8 - Overeem vs Arlovski
5/14 - Werdum vs Miocic
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/HCvcAoNRqOg
>Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/oOHzvzAaQUk
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks
>Countdown
JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/QIOfshb2NFQ
DJ vs Cejudo: https://youtu.be/LrOtxmMkvgk
>Legal free fight(s)
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/oox_IBeEYiI
DJ vs Benavidez II: https://youtu.be/PVhnVMlwcHs
JBJ vs Rampage: https://youtu.be/XwClMZFO4Lc
OSP vs Krylov: https://youtu.be/D0W8_1gsHAs
OSP vs Cummins: https://youtu.be/XKtuOfM65Vw
Werdum vs Cain: https://youtu.be/XKtuOfM65Vw
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
>Just Fight Fan™ Things
Zahabi on JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/jZKE0vAXBJY
Dan Hardy on DJ vs Cejudo: https://youtu.be/oOHzvzAaQUk
Dan Hardy on JBJ vs OSP: https://youtu.be/XfGxMJs9h54
1st for Fofão
First for Khabib's def on the gas
>>66975943
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 156 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCvcAoNRqOg
>>66975920
the janitor is a nigger
>>66975943
lmao I knew you had it ready and were sitting there waiting
>>66975943
Find a picture with more talent
>>66975961
I always have a fresh OP ready.
>>66975943
who's the goofy Lurch looking motherfucker
>>66975992
>the tryhard tries harder than one would think
lmao
>the guy with the dragon tattoo
>>66975996
Steven "The Slammer" Strafe
>>66976014
I do it for the fans.
>>66976034
you do it for yourself stop fuckin around
>>66975920
yummy pecker on him, i bet you are all jelly of him.
>>66976047
only G*d can judge me.
>>66976063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sIwMeLBALY
>>66976067
no joke I bet chris would be pissed if he saw how much you post pics of his little kids on 4chan
>>66976083
I disagree
>>66976105
you post pics of his six year old children on 4chan hundreds of times
>>66976089
>>66976120
That's not true
Will he be able to make weight?
>>66975920
how do i get a bigger flaccid penis?
>>66976034
i always appreciate the good op after the shit op. american op autist is the good kind
>>66976145
lol yes it is you post pictures of his young children on 4chan
>>66976129
>what happens to women who cant shut up
>>66976157
wear a cup. stop doing roids/trt/hgh. also 3 steaks a day minimum
>>66976172
>hundreds of times
I repost pictures he publicly releases. I certainly don't post hundreds of pictures of his kids of anywhere. You're quite the silly goose.
>>66976157
you gotta heem a hue
>>66976197
oh you took the word hundreds literally because you're subconsciously a little bit ashamed of doing a scummy thing to your idol lol
>it's okay I only did it 68 times!
>>66976219
No, youre just trying to misrepresent stuff because you're bored and trying to b8. Don't be intimidated by my wonderful OPs, friend.
>>66975943
why are you so obsessed with chris weidman
the OP is cool but seriously m8 get over him
he'll never know who you are
he'll never fuck your boypussy
>>66976257
Join the team now. I love you.
>>66976219
fuckk off leafy
>>66976129
wow
that is pretty incredible
>>66976250
lol no it's actually a scummy thing to post pictures of someone's six year old children on fucking 4chan bud
it's an incredibly tasteless thing to do
lads
mma might be the most exciting sport
but it's never moved me as much as divegrass does
teared up tonight
>>66976301
I'm glad we can still be friends even though we disagree about such things.
>>66976320
Apehoop is the only sport I can watch 100% of the way through
>>66976352
yeah me too lol
what happened to colbeyposting?
>>66976396
shut the fuck up
>>66976320
it's a cultural thing
nobody in the US cares about divegrass because it has no history in our country, so we're able to look at it from a more objective view
>>66976363
go way casual
>>66976396
it was never a thing
>>66976376
do you actually have a job or have you just not cared about mma lately
>>66976301
It's tasteless to joke about suicide.
>adan op
>no mma discussion
>american op
>mma discussion
>>66976440
>do you actually have a job or have you just not cared about mma lately
We have like five pretty big jobs all closing soon and one of my top guys suddenly went off on stress leave a few weeks ago, so I've had to finish up the stuff he started (which is a lot) so I can't shitpost during the day for the next little while.
I've watched every single card with my old man like always though
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10004229
http://www.strawpoll.me/10004229
http://www.strawpoll.me/10004229
>>66976486
no it isn't lol
>>66976521
what do you do
>>66975943
she's an ugly mutt
not as bad as cyborg though
>>66975943
top lad
you are MY BOY
>>66976540
HVAC
>>66976528
conors a cunt
but dana is THE cunt
>>66976320
what happened
fill me in lad
>>66976576
at least you don't have to worry about hot crawl spaces/attics
>>66976605
Hot crawl spaces, no
hot pipe chases? yeah
and they're totally worse dude lol
>>66976597
This desu
>>66976621
i'm just thinking about when it's 113 degrees F here and i go up there for two minutes and when i come back down it's refreshing
>>66976649
that does lick bag
it doesn't get quite that hot here but man I went to phoenix a few years back and it was over 100 and it was so nice and refreshing out because it was so dry
and I came home and it was 85 and it was disgusting and you sweat immediately when you went outside because it's so fucking humid up here
Wait, didn't Embedded use to last 40mins or so ?
What am I confusing it with ?
>>66976695
Countdown or Primetime.
Sauce of McGregor coming back?
>>66976692
ya i'm in florida it's technically like 97 on a summer day but 113 with the humidity
>>66976709
Primetime is still the GOAT UFC pre fight hype show
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEWpx9PQUb9/
WWTL?
is aoki the ultimate fraud? he tried to fight in america and got shit on so how he just crushes cans in japan and people say hes GOAT
>>66976532
>Or they want EXPERIENCE
Most of the good jobs are nabbed through networking though. A lot of times managers will give it to whoever a current employee in good standing would recommend.
Sucks man.
>>66976728
Manlets.... Manlets never change
>>66976731
>best LW grappler in the world
>fraud
casual
Who /cheeky420blazeit/ here?
>>66976780
I used to smoke a lot of weed but I don't anymore
>>66976728
my fucking sides
>>66976780
I hope you get arrested.
>>66976764
>implying aoki is a better grappler than my boy khabib isisov
Do we have any gals on /heem/ willing to go get the true story of Conor's retirement?
>le natty bjj man
>>66976764
its mixed martial arts. hes good at 1 martial art
>>66976923
fuck i remember like 5 years ago anderson silva got mad at this guy and then drysdale said silva was shit and one day he would heem him
well it can still happen
Jones media scrum: http://youtu.be/1oAa1YW0JOw
>>66976947
lmao thats great
CAN CRUSHERS BTFO
>>66976947
what a faggot
>>66976600
Ever since Spalletti took over as manager, Totti has been playing very little, in part also due to injury, but recently because Spalletti feels he can't contribute too much since he's slow.
Totti wants to play another year.
Pallotta (chairman of club) has recently gone on record saying Totti has to retire and that he's not going to let him renew.
Rumours he's going to leave and go play for another club.
Two games ago, after not having played for several matches, Totti gets sent in to play the last 15 minutes against Bologna, with Roma down 1-0. Totti makes the assist for the equaliser.
Last game. Roma is down 2-3 against Atalanta. Totti gets sent in to play the last 10 minutes. Scores the equaliser and gives the game winning ball to Dzeko (he chokes it though).
Rumours emerge that after the game Totti and Spalletti have a fight. It's still unclear what happened, might be just baseless rumours. Spalletti denies. Pallotta is still adamant that Totti has to retire.
Today. 86th minute. Roma is down 1-2 against Torino. Spalletti sends Totti in. Many feel this is his way of humiliating him by letting him play but only for a tiny number of minutes.
It's a free kick for Roma.
On his first touch, Totti taps it in for the equaliser.
Two minutes later a penalty kick is awarded to Roma.
Totti scores it and saves the game.
At 39 years old, despite all the critics who say he's done, despite Spalletti only letting him play a handful of minutes, he lets the world know he's still the captain, that he still has a lot to give to his team.
>>66976987
You think Jones fucks his masseuse?
We are now in the age of wwe kino
>>66976947
what a lad
>>66977054
I don't know what's got those autists at /asp/ so riled up, he'll do a one off at a big event at best.
>>66977000
I love Werdum but I wish he would show some respect for Fedor and not fan the flames of this embarrassing "comeback".
>>66977117
Sorry your opinion is irrelevant.
>>66977035
>anything else?
what else do you think she meant by this?
>>66976947
Fight me faggot
>>66976916
>>66977124
>says the Australian
>>66976780
Please go Heem yourself off of this planet and stop wasting the oxygen of good decent humans like myself you degenerate
So if Conor stays retired, aldo vs Edgar is for the real title. And Dana says Conor has to decide right now.
Imagine Conor and the ufc made up and Dana made him fight Khabib as a slap on the wrist?
>>66977197
Easy win for Conor. Conor just can't beat tall guys.
>>66977197
Holy fucking shit the conspiracy all just made sense
The FW interim title seemed bizarre from the start, and suddenly it seems like good matchmaking in hindsight
Wouldn't Khabib becoming champ be an immense disaster? The majority of Americans hate muslims and the dude has ''ISIS'' written all over him.
>>66977265
be careful
>>66977265
He'd be the ultimate heel. UFC is heading into full WWE territory anyway. Might as well have an ISIS villain so you can promote the Christian star to take him down.
>>66977197
Why make him fight Khabib when he can make insane cash with RDA and still watch McGob get his ass beat
>>66977265
RDA isn't exactly lighting the world on fire with his big personality at the moment.
>>66977310
>He'd be the ultimate heel. UFC is heading into full WWE territory anyway
The minute there's even rumours that Conor might do mandrama the Irish are suddenly big fans of the stuff. Pretty pathetic.
>>66977311
be careful
>>66977023
That's pretty sweet Italy Bro, thanks for letting me know
>>66977265
>majority of Americans hate muslims
most don't care about muslims they come face to face with, as long as they're moderates
as a collective, they hate the collective faceless group known as "terrorists"
dems don't want to acknowledge that it's exculsively islam causing the issues in the middle east because they're the cuck party
and republicans are the bomb everything types, but they view the middle east almost as an abstract concept and its inhabitants as strange, savage sand people
>>66977344
>suddenly big fans of the stuff.
No where did I say I was a fan of the stuff. But then you're an illiterate aussie.
>>66977023
Totti is a fucking legend
I'm already mad he won't be remembered at the same level as other all-time greats
>>66977265
be serious
>>66977473
He's no Gerrard.
>>66977452
So how do you know that they're going full WWE then?
Caught out, buddy. Fuck knows why you lot came crawling back to /heem/ anyways.
I personally think Dana is fucking blowing it with this whole Conor thing. Handled badly. Bad business.
>>66977505
You have to be a fan of WWE to know it's fake mandrama?
Jesus, you really are a moron lol.
>>66977550
You're suddenly talking about fighters in terms of 'faces and heels' and you're suggesting literal storylines for UFC to use.
You're a self-hating mandrama fan who's digging themselves into a hole further and further by the minute as you try to deny it.
>>66977500
No he's not, he actually won the league
>>66977550
>>66977595
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
>>66977595
>He knows a wrestling term just like I do therefore he must be a fan!!11
Shouldn't you be out raping a kangeroo or abusing the local abo?
This is all way above your head.
Is Pettis the biggest meme fighter ever?
>>66977649
>>66977670
>>66977693
lol that butthurt you're screen capping typos!
>>66977595
UFC is well known to use pro wrestling elements
>Trash talking
>Pushing stars not on merit but via charisma and drawing power
>Pushing good looking, almost model like stars
>Obviously fake feuds to build hype
UFC got popular by having Ultimate Fighter follow Monday Night Raw when they both were on Spike. That's a fact.
>>66977741
you're such a wussy faggot that you delete a post and make a new one just to correct a fuckin typo you little bitch lmaooo
>reminder Fofao said he wanted onto UFC 198 but Dana said no because he would fuck everyone up
>reminder Fofao went on a tirade saying he'd beat Jon Jones then beat down Nate at 200 for fun
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unofficial_Football_World_Championships
>mfw football has a world heavyweight champ belt
>>66977748
MMA and mandrama have been linked for literally at least a hundred years. Especially in japan.
>>66977761
And you screencaping it makes you even worse lol
>>66977814
Okay. The difference is dumb MMA faggots don't accept reality
>>66977396
>its inhabitants as strange, savage sand people
That's because they are.
>>66977836
rofl no it doesn't you stupid little bitch lmaoooo
>>66977265
Some of you seriously need to stop going to /pol/ completely. It's completely destroying your minds and perception of reality.
>>66977867
little proxy flag bitch lmaooooo
thoughts on tactical nut shots lads? the start of every fight just kick the other guy in the nuts. they dont take a point if you disguise it well, and it might hurt him or at the least affect him mentally
why not?
>>66977844
I'm not that other retarded faggot saying that if you know a wrasslin term you're some in the closet fan.
>>66977761
There is literally nothing wrong with that. 4chan is sorely in need of an edit feature.
Don Frye getting rekt by The Rock of Japan mandrama
>>66977901
You're scaring the kids.
>>66977901
fune succ [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed]
fuck lads when is the next looking for a goof
i miss nick the tooth
>>66977898
nah m8 its autism
nobody cares about correct spelling and grammar on 4chan
Bas Rutten getting rekt by the Rey Mysterio of Japan mandrama
>>66977929
said no one ever
>MMAutists talking down mandrama
As if there's a difference. There's more gay humping in MMA anyway.
>>66977898
just accept the fact that you didn't pay enough attention the first time around and accept it
life doesn't have a redo feature you little wuss
>>66977929
>sage northcutt
>cody east
>randy brown
rate the fighters looking for a goof has found so far
stop 10th
>tfw PEDson Barboza fails his USADA test
>>66977693
>makes two posts
>doesn't fix the spelling mistake
>>66977966
mma is like boxing combined with wwe, so it tries to act like it hates both while secretly loving both. theres a weeb word for it but i cant remember
Is Nate the GOAT at McGregorweight?
>>66978013
lmao only one fuckin guy finally got it, kudos to you bud
>>66978031
Nate is a Welterweight, not a McGregorweight.
check this out lads
>>66978003
>tfw both Pettis bros lose
>>66978055
nick is a welterweight senpai. nate is a nickweight
>>66978063
no one takes bigger poops than McMann, except maybe Bethe
>>66977971
>stop 10th
what
anyone wanna buy 8 gig of ram off me for 20 quid?
>>66978065
>mfw both Pettis brothers literally got their butts kicked in one night
>Literally
>>66978175
why did you guys pick the word quid for your money
>McMeme ded
>Ronda Lousy ded
>Bork ded
>Spider ded
>Jon Jones one parole violation away from prison
>Fedor: The 'probability is very high' that I will sign with the UFC
Is it finally going to happen?
>MCGREGOR VS DOS ANJOS
>RONDA VS CYBORG
>JBJ VS CORMIER 2
>WERDUM VS FEDOR
>GSP VS SILVA OR LAWLER
>CRUZ VS FABER 3
>MIGHTY MANLET VS CAN
>ALDO VS FRANKIE INTERIM
>NATE VS NICK
>ANDERSON VS SHOGUN OR LYOTO
>SAGE VS CAN
>KHABIB VS ALVAREZ?
>CAIN VS OVEREEM
NOW THIS CARD IS COMPLETE SHIT AND I HOPE MCGREGOR FUCKS DANA OVER FOR GOOD AND THE COMPANY FUCKING COLLAPSES
>>66978257
>Dana hands Fedora a blank check
it'll happen
>>66978257
>USADA Fedor
lol
>>66978264
>>NATE VS NICK
???????
Oh shit
How many bongs/bings till TUF premier?
>>66978306
>he doesn't want to see nate fight nick
>Benson about to debut in Bellator
>This happens
Dana planned it, no one is talking about lelator
>>66978322
40 bings
>>66978338
I don't either you sick fuck
>>66978257
For what? To get his ass handed to him by top-15s? Pls no :(
>>66978347
nice
>>66978365
Fedor could literally heem anyone in the UFC you delusional fuckwit
Mark Hunt v Mike Tyson
Make it happen
just cuck things
>>66978428
What a stupid fucking thing to say.
>>66978452
what i said or what he said
>>66978403
Bignog could too. But he doesn't. Their time is gone.
>>66976129
Probably a life of constant frowning.
>>66978347
1 bong 40 bings until it's on bt sport you cheeky cunt
>>66978479
What a fucking stupid thing to say.
>>66978257
>mfw Jones/Fedor Hyperfight
>>66978542
>tfw you get blown out by based canada
>>66978549
This week's paperview : O/U 500k buys?
>>66978598
600k buys tops
>>66978338
idiot
Could be fun
Wonderboy vs Rory save UFC 200
>>66978717
who
>there are people who will buy 197
>>66978717
Thats a huge step back for Holloway
>>66978752
No it isn't.
>tfw out for a run near the beach
>tfw sitting down watching the waves crashing a few feet from me
>tfw the water cutting through the reef in these mini waterfalls and forming little pools
>tfw finding my waterfall
Cormier is about to interview JBJ on UFC tonight
>>66978769
Lamas is dog shit
>>66978744
>there are people who won't buy 197
>>66978827
No he's not.
DJ should be 10x bigger than McGregor but the UFC fans are racist.
>>66978840
Riccardo stop defending yourself on the internet
>>66978808
Stream? plz
>>66978808
oh fugg
>>66978827
>>66978840
Lamas is good but it's a step down for Holloway, he should be fighting top three.
His last three fights were all wins over guys in the top 10 but not the top five. Holloway should fight Mendes.
>>66978863
http://www.cricfree.tv/fox-sports-1-usa-live-stream
Dubs and Dickey doesn't make it passed 200 innings
>>66978717
RIP in peace Lamas
>>66978848
He's a boring wrestlefaggot that looks like he was born in South Namek.
>>66978848
>racist
Pretty sure it's the fact that he's the size of an actual child that nobody gives a flying fuck about him.
>>66978930
>Wanting Mendes chin to get even more deleted
>>66978848
I just watched both embeddeds and that moment in your picture was pretty based
>>66975957
>
we get shooto on friday as well. fight pass is going to rival axs fights soon with the amount of cards it has.
>>66978931
thanks
Name at least 1 (one) white ufc champion in the last 10 (ten) years. I fucking dare you
what a ruse DC is not interviewing JBJ
JBJ is being interviewed though
>>66979074
Cuck Little
>>66979074
Daniel Cormier
>>66979074
Huh? Luke, Chris, TJ, Dom, Robbie, GSP, etc. etc. etc. What are you on about?
>>66979074
Jose Aldo
>>66979120
>Dominick Cruz
>Robbie Lawler
>>66978808
fucking liar
>>66979149
Ok, so you hand-picked out the ones that you're arguing aren't really white. But what about the others I listed? You said name at least one. I named several.
So is Mcmeme retired or not? The hell is going on?
>>66979228
He's retired the UFC
Better get watching bellator
>>66979228
I have a strong feeling that it's all a big publicity stunt. Get people all riled up. Maybe they're getting the vibe that not enough people were interested in the fight. So they had to think of something to spice things up a bit.
Probably not gonna hear anything for a little while. Maybe even a few weeks. Then they will "make negotiations" and get him back on the card. Suddenly everybody is hyped that Conor is making his "comeback" (even though he never really left)
>>66975920
Conor mcgregor is known to be THE most hung guy in all of UFC, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "fermented in an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would absolutely destroy any pussy.
>>66977000
Meme man strikes again
>>66979279
I also have an alternate theory that he actually injured his knee again and was trying to buy some time by putting off the press tour (he has a visible limp/is walking on crutches, so he can't hide his injury). Dana & Co aren't having it, so they pulled him from the card.
>>66979281
what in the fuck
TUF isn't in 2 bings is t?
>>66979281
>amerigays
>>66979281
back to the misc
>>66979379
seems to be an hour, gives me time to blaze so no worries
>I stop posting for a minute
>the thread dies
>>66979379
55 bings
tinychat,com /ruebm9
anyone want to watch SFL 46 i have it playing
>>66977901
This is the new Levar Burton
>>66979629
stream goblin vs roidia in hd you kaant
>>66979667
can't on this site, but http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/the-ultimate-fighter-live-streaming
>>66978479
)You(, faggot.
>>66978949
Now that Brimage is gone from the UFC, MM should adopt the Black Krillin persona.
>tfw my notoriety is pervading other boards
>tfw the cuck in question is so shook at my BTFOing of him that he constantly thinks he's talking to me when he's not
Shit was UFC Tonight on Today? TUF in 45 bings? I'm to lazy to look it up.
>>66979763
pic related
>ufc 198 and 199 are more stacked than 200
so conor was scared nate was going to beat him to death right?
>>66979952
just go raw dog
>>66979952
Make absolutely sure you rub her clit with your thumb while you are penetrating.
>>66979952
Get her to put it on lad
>Cejudo's nutritionist: The reason we're taking out carbs is because he's fat burning, so we're moving to a low-carb, high-protein diet
Absolute shitkaant
>>66977124
>Ausposter saying this
>>66979952
place over tip and unroll
if it isn't unrolling, you've probably put it the wrong way around
insert from other end and unroll it
>>66979952
Good morning /heem/
Has Conor unretired yet?
very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005052
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005052
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005052
UFC really overpriced tickets to 199. Entire sections are still available but the cheap seats are mostly sold out.
>>66977623
If this isn't pasta it should be
Mcgrgr wants to change the opponent without losing his face. He is out, they match diaz with smb, gooby returns and gets some lightweight. That's how it's going to happen.
>>66980153
>that look on his face
You just know.
why is conor memeing us?
just caught J Champion v Renao's gf on UFC Unleashed and damn i had forgotten about Lady Godzilla's sucker punch after the bell. didn't Daley get the boot because of the same?
>>66980131
Whoa, from above, the arena looks like an eyeball.
>>66980176
just do it
>>66980176
>Do I tell her
nah, be smooth
good luck brah
>>66980176
I don't believe your story.
>>66980211
Daley's sucker punch was a full 20 seconds after the bell sounded
>>66979952
What is this? /b/?
>tfw get to watch Joanna destroy Penne again
based
>>66978943
Doopidiot
>>66980176
Tell her you're a virgin and you're really really excited
Act as giddy as possible
>>66980237
it's fun to pretend
>>66980253
yes
>>66979968
>>66980010
You can see how Conor's movement disappeared in the first compared to the second. That's the advantage of being a tall cunt though, you don't have to move around or move your head, just stand there throwing 1-2s. Your opponent can't dodge everything forever. It works at every level of striking, proven by Klitschko and Schilt.
>>66980282
>commercial breaks between rounds
reeeeeee
>>66980310
>>>/reddit/
>cejudo isnt carbed the fuck up
absolutely dropped lads
Chael is a fucking savage
>>66976014
>a Canadian not thanking someone for their effort in providing something nice
This is socialism in action
Do you guys talk about Boxing in here?
Anyone have a stream for the TUF premiere?
>>66980240
oh damn, i don't remember it being that late. yeah, that's different. Gadelha's came when they were separated and did look like a spiteful swing but she immediately realized she goofed and tried to apologize. J Champ wasn't having any of it, though, but i wouldn't fire her for that either. maybe give her a moderate fine.
>>66980381
No.
>>66976063
I wonder how awkward it was for all the guys that mcgoober wouldn't let them take the picture until he'd jerked up a semi
>>66980381
only to say it's boring and it sucks, pillowrun haha
>>66980387
http://cricfree.tv/update/fox1.php
>>66980401
>>66980427
>>66980430
RREEEEEEE
>>66980427
>>66980387
>staying up late to watch fucking TUF
Why do this to yourselves?
>>66980450
Because they enjoy the sport, casual
>>66980450
they are true fightfans
>>66980450
I stayed awake rewatching the Roma game/watching divegrass highlights
since I'm awake, might as well watch this crap as well.
gonna go to bed though, don't really care if I fall asleep midway
>>66976521
>stress leave
Nigger what
>>66980367
Chael is literally the biggest McGregor hater on the planet.
do you remember your first bull /heem/?
>>66980450
Fuck it, not got anything to do in the morning anyway.
>>66980529
This desu
First class tomorrow is at 5
>McGregor vs Diaz 2 announced
>"HURR FUCK NO CONOR THIS FIGHT SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING REEEEE"
>McGregor vs Diaz 2 cancelled
>"DURR OH NO THEY SHOULD BE FIGHTING WAAHHHH"
>MMA """fans"""
Is TUF on at 10 or did I miss it?
Need to get on the gas. Summer is almost here.
>>66980527
remember watching him demolish Mostapha Al-Turk with my then gf at the time
she kept referring to Al-Turk as "the white guy" and I didn't want to correct her because I thought it would seem weird
>>66980566
goof
>>66980566
true mma fans: any fight is better than no fight.
>>66980569
15 bings
>>66980668
he's like some kind of educational cartoon character making his way through the dull realities of life
>>66975920
I told you fuckers several times connar put on weight for Nate and won't be able to make 145 again. They need to get the title off him without him losing or he's not marketable. This is all literally damage control. They pay Nate off, make aldo/Edgar for the title, and McGregor comes back after some soul searching at 155 and is a middling fighter with one or two big draws.
>>66980391
Joanna hit her late in the stomach just after the buzzer. It was a very weak nothing shot, but I think Gadelha hit her back because of that.
>>66980668
Sage's diary: Today was another glorious day! I went to an awesome cave and met some amazing Asian people! We talked about Asia and how their eyes are weird! It turns out, it's because the bridge of their nose is flat! Learn something awesome everyday!
>>66980668
What a tool
cheeky tuf heemspeak?
what in the FUCK happened to DJ's baby's head?
>>66980800
BLACKED
>>66980870
sure lad
>>66980878
cejudo soccer kicked it while it was taking a nap
randamarkos
Are you all ready to see me back in that cage??? #redlikeaboss let's do this.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEcc2xKHLSP/
I forgot how much I fucking hate Joanna. She's gotta be the most autistic fighter in the UFC, right?
>>66981006
fitefu material desu
>>66981006
i don't usually have a problem with dyed hair, but she really looks like shit
S/O to @OralIV for making sure I can properly rehydrate this weekend #UFC197 !! Especially with the IV ban from USADA I'll be able to rehydrate the right way after my weight cut #DetroitVsEverybody #Oraliv #oralivproteam
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEcZ63stVSp/
Snake oil?
>>66981009
>She's gotta be the most autistic fighter in the UFC
>>66981057
I stand corrected.
1080p tuf stream
http://zunox.hk/zunox2.html
what will happen when Mighty Mouse retires?
>>66981079
Here!
We!
GO!
I love Claudia so much. I don't even know why, I just do.
Fuck,if she was a camwhore, I'd be buying her shit from her amazon wishlist
IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTSSS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>66981009
NO BODY GONNA TAKE DIS BELT FROM ME
>>66981082
He will no longer be here to save the day
Joanna v. that dutch girl.
Announcers' nightmare
>coed tuf
>joanna and claudia
this TUF is gonna have lots of sexual tension
>>66981079
based
>I always get that knockout
>record is 1-1
Lass...
>>66981106
its very sad that thats the analogy you go to. the age we live in is disturbing
>those eyes
anyone got a stream that can go fullscreen? cricfree aint going full for some reason
>spicy jits fuck
Amanda is my GIRL
Who won and how? Shit cut off
new thread
>>66975932
>>66975932
>>66975932
>Spicely
>>66981202
wtf
>>66981202
150 posts early?
wtf
>>66981153
Maybe but I think it's actually pretty spot on
I have that kind of strange addiction for Claudia, I just really enjoy seeing her, doing whatever. Kinda the same obsession these guys have for their camwhores. I think.
Anyway, why is there a fat guy with a sob story in the cage ?
ANd why is he beating a viking ?
NORWAY BTFO
>NORWEGIAN MMA
norcuck got no jits
>>66981254
BRITISH FIGHTER YES LASS
i am so fuggin high
claudia's voice is disgusting
green a qt
FINALLY A QT
teciatorres
My favorite class of the semester! Dr. Crichlow Race, Class, and Gender. My first semester of graduate school has been amazing! Onto finals week. #myfavs #fau
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEce2tuBh2Y/
are we picking fightfus and bulls yet? i claim SPICEly and amanda
Green no ;_;
>>66981359
green is a def fightfu if she can pull of the win
>>66981335
>tfw I go to the same college as her
>eurocuck groundgame
>>66981396
slam that roided clit senpai
>>66981396
Nice Star Wars shirt
STOP RESISTING
Essentially a 10-8 round, Green looked terrified to be in there
>>66981422
>Implying there are girls on Heem
>>66981422
kek
>>66981446
She just needs a big warm hug to get her confidence backeroo
Green is as shit as she's qt
YES LASS WE DID IT
BASED GREEN HOLY FUCK
>>66981483
OK I take that back
Nice clinch work. No power tho, but hey it's 115
Dana stop clapping, that was terrible
SPICY AS FUCK
GREEN IS MY GIRL
>>66981422
kek
hooly fuck those knees
DANA!! SIXTY G'S BABAHHH!!!!
>>66981448
It's a gender studies class, it's hard to tell
>ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNAROUNDS EVER
19 minutes into the season and Dana is already ... being Dana I guess
what are you lads munching on while watching?
>>66981584
imagine if rogan was there
I missed the beginning, are the girls all weighing at 115? but the guys are just fat MW's?
>>66981257
>>66981287
>>66981317
>>66981536
>>66981576
>tfw didn't realise new thread was 200 posts early
>>66981584
>ufc 200 is gonna blow your mind
One of the worst fights I've seen in recent memory
>>66981585
Sipping a flat white
>>66981625
*tip*
BYOOTIFUL WORK DEREESE
>>66981632
what the fuck is that
Based Filthy's team
be careful
ruh roh
be serious
welp hopefully this muslim negro gets rekt
That nigga ded
>>66981703
go black bronson
TWO MUNSTERS
so big black bulls are going to be living with little white girls on the show?
A
>>66981744
best season yet :^)
claudia is already wet
>press ok you cunt streamer REEEEEEEEEE
>>66981763
wet as fuck
dat nigga is so gassed
>Rountree
>Round 3
>>66981744
fuck yes. ngannou and rose appearance when?
they should have a stencil to spray paint the back of fighters heads where you cant strike
>soccer kicks to the body
thats my boy right there
dem soccer kicks tho
Where is Allah now?
ISLAM BTFO
>he hit HARD
jesus claudia
claudia is such a cute, much more than that ugly polish goblin
Claudia would be hot if she wasn't a man
jej you lads are so behind I'm at the halfway point of the next round
going to kek my ass off when he loses a fight by submission
>>66981839
She's clearly Erick Silva.
more people should soccer kick goofs in the ribs like that
Official TUF 23 Heem bulls and qts list :
Khalil Roundtree, Bull #1
Lanchana Green, Fitefu #1
Luke RockholdVerified account
@LukeRockhold
Had a small setback about a month ago with a tear in my MCL. But, no worries... I'm back at it.
cuckhold getting in early with the excuses
>t. bimbo canuckess
kick her ass moyle
>>66981814
>>66981816
Why don't we see more of that? Granted the guy has to be pretty dumb/already finished to just lay there with your midsection exposed.
i dont like canadians or gooks, who do i root for in this fight?
Fight finished Jamie won by RNC
>>66981911
Moyle! Moyle!
>>66981878
>AKA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>66981911
the murican you cuck
Meanwhile...
>>66981906
Maybe other people have decency and don't kick people in vital areas while they are down. Same reason most people don't try to kick to other guy's knee in
>>66981919
dont be a goof m9
>>66981976
>then
>smarter
what an idiot
This hair loss commercial has to be ironic doesn't it
>>66982009
I don't get why you're all so behind, it's like I'm not even posting with /heem/. What stream are you lads using?
MOYLE RULES!
Fuck that PvZ wannabe, good job chink
SHEEM TAPPY
>>66981976
>>66982010
>could of
I want Jamie Moyle to hold her buttcheeks open so I can slide my penis in her anus
Why is this entire season black guys?
>muh light skin
shit skins are pathetic
>>66982115
Do you count the guy who is at best 1/32 black?
>>66982058
dont spoil lad crictv stream
i used to live in coeur d'alene, it fucking sucks
>>66982113
Lay off the porn
seemed a bit early desu
>>66981976
>>66982109
>collected your thoughts better and come back
>>66982121
>muh tan
cumskins are pathetic
Lads I found a cheeky VLC stream for whoever wants it.
http://ooyalahd2-f.akamaihd.net/i/eslax17_delivery@349499/index_2528_av-p.m3u8
>>66982177
>not watching a stream with a cheeky chatbox banter in between fights
The silence between Dana/Claudia and JJ just seems so awkward. Considering they're not native English speakers it must be a bit odd for him. This Ashley chick looks older than 28
>>66982135
Nah I won't spoil the results but I can't resist posting HEEM SLEEPY and shit
>>66982172
What are you saying? You trying to get heemed or something?
>>66982217
Link it up then nigga.
Based Big John
>>66982228
Be serious
>>66982259
Don't mix skin tone with joke.
>wrasslefucker btfo
These guys don't even have boxing fundamentals down. Literally 0 footwork behind those punches. No set-ups, no combos just a bar fight with panic takedowns.
How fucked would Lawler be against Palhares?
Jesus fuck...
Ashley looks like Miesha if she was pretty
50mins in the season and we already have a dead gf and a dead bro
Holly Holm's attempts at having a personality are fucking pathetic.
>>66982301
>not holding the sub way too long
wut
"Living in the house was the best part of my life. You get to live in a house for free, dont worry about bills, just train and fight"
-Artem "The Russian Hammer" Lobov
>>66982360
this desu, she seems as plain as a pikestaff
>>66982301
that is so nasty man
>>66982381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk3K-_rv6Fs
>>66982256
http://zunox.hk/zunox2.html
>>66982388
>for free, don't worry about bills
neetrex lads
>>66982414
yeah thats more like it
>>66975920
>Conor vs Nate is back on after Conor and Dana make up and hug through the phone
sauce thanks
>>66976904
4'11" master race reporting in.
>>66982419
>>66982425
Google says this site is run by bad dudes.
KEK BASED HENDO
>That decision
wew I thought it was 20-18 to the other lass
>arm through the nose
>Dana : She's got it ... She's got it ...
>>66982490
Rogan-esque
>>66982484
best part of that fight was the bunda
>>66982484
We get it, you're 5 minutes in advance
Can you just shut the fuck up now ?
>>66981009
>youll never live in an /fa/ apartment
The chick in red keeps throwing the most telegraphed kicks in history
>tfw all the dagestanis are on the sauce
WTF IS GOING ON LADS
IS JON JONES GAY?
>>66982471
it'll be because of an ad, just click visit site ya pussy
>>66982471
just dont type your credit card number or social security information goof
>>66982510
Lad I legit thought you had caught up by now, I waited 5 minutes before I posted that
Soz m9
NEW: >>66975932
Keith Jardine BTFO
>>66982553
>5 posts early
Dem reactions on the decision
fukin kek
>>66982524
No you fucking retard, he's trans
>>66982524
He has a fiancée bruh
Ashley not protecting her face pissed me off
I think shes hot but she robbed Jardine's woman
My stream cut out. Who won >
>>66982580
jardine's gonna storm the set and heem that bitch on episode 4
What did he mean by this?
>>66975920
>>66976063
more of that red cock please
>>66976728
mfw his height starts with 4
>>66976947
this is real love to me /heem/ paying for it
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