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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 156 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCvcAoNRqOg
https://youtu.be/r7luNOsrshQ
ITS HAPPENING LADS
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG
>those tats
JUST
>norwegian jits
BASED SPICELY
>spicey jitz
>giving up your back like a bitch
SHIT TATS BTFO
anyone smell bacon?
I hope this bitch ass cop bitch gets HEEMd famalam
Literally lay and pray
>>66981318
>Strawweights
>heeming anyone
sup fellas just started watching are these birds the first bout
>>66981451
nope
TAKE THAT FUCKING BACON BITCH
3 THAI PADS A WEEK
MINIMUM
heem
>>66981451
Some Norwegian goof got RNC'd in 30 seceonds
heemspeak btw lads?
Had to change streams
Chick in black won?
>>66981569
cheers lad
>>66981419
WHAT NOW BITCH
>>66981589
I didn't see it
Was it a shitty tko or did the chick actually go out?
>>66981610
s-she got finished by strikes
>>66981642
Thought so
No 115 pounder has ever finished a fight with a legit KO
>I'm a Muslim
Oh boy here we fuckin go.
SHEEEEEEEEEM
based judges gave it to the qt miesha
How long is this?
inb4 he quits again
>>66982524
>he's never heard about Joan Jones
>Paraisy quits between rounds on earlier season of TUF for no reason
>gets another shot
How fuckin desperate is TUF for fighters?
>>66982581
>tfw judges didn't even watched the fight and scored it based on aesthetics
>>66982594
2 hour premiere
ELIAS URBINA THE FOURTH
>>66982635
oh.
shit.
they had one of these fighters on fs1 to promote this season and she was fucking prime
give me /heem/ stream
is connor still on ufc 200? or is the op lying
Who /richpiana/ here?
Check out PigRigg in the background
>People terrorized him so bad
What ?
>>66982676
>>66981079
>>66979698
>>66982683
hes lying you goof
what happened in the fight with the quitter?
>this dodson looking nigress
>those arab eurocuck bulls
kek
>>66982754
He quit, again. But he was proud of himself this time.
>2 french
>A quitter and a cuck
I'm happy I don't have my flag right now
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/20/11475938/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-retirement-would-have-usada-implications
>Dana literally calling out Conor for juicing
Goofs, pls name me a better fuckin boss out there
thast right u cant
>>66982725
>hes lying you goof
;(
>all these terrorist goofs
>>66982620
bro wtf?
>>66982685
I pay attention to rich once a month because he's honest about roids unlike literally everyone else in the same industry
>unironic cuck vs arab bull
kek
>3-0
>beat Jon Jones
Don't think you've mastered eyepokes yet lad
>>66982766
You mean he gassed. Cardio = the most important attribute for a fighter.
>Chel-C
FUCKIN DROPPED
>CHEL-C
>Chel-C
>>66982797
I like his bigger by the day vlogs.
GOOOOOOOD FUUUUUUUUUCKING MOOOOORRRRNING!!!
This chelsea chick with the retarded name sure is cute
Did Meisha just say "explosivity?"
>chel-c
has conor finally found a way to beat testing?
say you're retired until 2 weeks before the fight and they cant test you
>>66982850
EXPLOSIVITY AT ITS FINEST
>not black
>named chel-c
>>66982850
my dick would do some explosivity in Mieshas ass
>>66982861
Dana literally just said that you need to give 4 months notice when you intend to return and during that time you'll be tested randomly.
what do i do with this meme now? fucking hell
chel-c's mewvment is impressive
>tfw bryan is going to get put in a chastity belt for not prepping chel-c well enough
what a cuck
Do you think her parents named her Chel-C or did she change her name?
>>66982977
She's definitely young enough to have stupid parents
>>66982965
>bryan cuckaway
>a 6 foot MW thinks he can beat Jones
>this nigga thinks he can beat jon jones
ANOTHER BRITISH LASS YES
>>66975932
so jon jones pet dc clone
versus lhw ryan hall (droopy eyed white boy bjj)
I will celebrate the day that either Key or Peele dies.
odds that i can get my weed dealer to bring me a burger and fries?
>>66982994
surprised he's still at the gym
>>66983021
fuck i can eat some rn... bad idea to celebrate 4/20 without ordering food...
>>66983021
5:1
weed dealers know what is up, plus they know your lazy ass will be easier to rip off in the future when your dependant
>>66982997
Gus, Belfort, Hamill, and DC already did. OSP will do it as well.
What did he mean by this?
>yfw the condoms the police found in jon's car were for the male clients he was with
no proper heem sleepies yet
>Meme ended before it began
wew
I love a good reverse cucking
>the next fight featured two europeans
DROPPED
>>66982987
>stupid young'uns!!1!! xD
>70s was when REAL music existed!! not shit like Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber!
Britney Palmer just posted a snapchat of her smoking weed
I can't love her anymore
do you think one of these bug brutes will fug some of the young women on the show?
>>66983043
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
link?!
>>66983088
I'm just saying her parents are retarded if they named her "Chel-C," dipshit
I myself am merely 23
>>66983104
they don't call it MMGay for nothing
>>66975932
who
/onanewlevel/
here
>i could beat jon jones, but not some no name guy outside of ufc
cunts a dumb as fuck
>Conor shows up on Friday
>business as usual
>>66983110
Even worse
>I'm only 23 and all my friends make fun of me because I listen to real music like this.
People named their kids odd as fuck names hundreds of years ago. Who gives a fuck if she has a dash in her name? Jesus, worry about real problems
>>66983143
You seem butthurt m8
>>66983143
I bet that this guy's name is something stupid like Bran-Den or Zak-Ariah.
>montenegro
>>66983143
>i give a fuck about other people giving a fuck about names
i live in seattle, should i try and find this bitch and heem her?
>>66983143
>just be serious guys on a vietnames puppetry imageboard
>>66983143
You're definitely more worried about it than me, I just said her name was retarded, dickhead
>>66983184
she would heem you
>>66983184
No you weirdo
>>66983184
by heem do you mean ask for her autograph?
>>66983159
>>66983163
>>66983183
>>66983185
Nice proxies
>>66983143
You have got to be fucking autistic. Who besides you said anything about music
>>66983184
pheonix jones will heem you m8
i hate when people say a town is *this amount of time* far. that doesn't tell us distance, is it long because of traffic? or is it just far.
REEEEEEEEEE
>>66983143
Hello Mik-e
>>66983221
Im about 2 hours awayfr
f
from smashing your balls with a hammer
>>66983238
you ok senpai?
How fucked would Conor be against a prime Aleks?
>>66983238
i live close to the canuck border, don't make me come heem you
>>66983238
>>66983238
I laughed at that.
has the hot bitch already fought?
Speaking of british girls, where is JoJo now ?
>>66983238
This guy got into the gas tonight.
none of these girls a juicy like meisha
i love watching meisha's ass shake when she fights
>>66983105
I just Google ufc and it was one of the three news stories that first popped up. I showed the address bar so people could find it.
>>66983316
Which one? The british qt Helen Harper just won
>>66983346
strawweights bro
I've never seen a more fucked up chest than this guy has, holy shit. His nipples aren't even on his pecs.
i'm getting sleepy
>>66983375
this kek
>>66983391
>>66983375
hahhahahaha they are like on his waist or some shit
>mfw this guy heems his knee again
I want to see Claudia fuck Joanna with her clitdick
>>66983436
I would pay to watch Mendes fuck Joanna
>>66983436
now you're talkin bro
>BREAK IT
what a cunt
>>66983436
i want to see ngannou fuck rose
why do they let people over 25 on this
What the fuck is Claudia talking about, I've seen plenty of Americanas.
Joanna should just get all her teeth pulled out and get nice dentures, then you could give you sic gummers
I want to see Khalil heems JJ's pussy
>three times the guy picked last won
hes bullshitting yeah?
Moyle choked JJ unconscious in an Invicta bout a couple years ago
They're on the same team, interesting
Khalil wins
cap this
Quick claim your boy and girl, mine are Khalil and Green
>first fight is 2 training partners
come on JJ
>>66982826
>>66982831
>>66982841
What's happening here?
>>66982843
duuu du du du du duu
du du du du du duu
duuu duu duu du du duuuuuuu du du du duuu
Conor is at this very moment crying because he fucked it up so bad. Parents please raise your kids right - please.
>>66983520
>>66983467
can you cucks stop your bullposting, please.
t. black anon that has a subfolder in his porn folder called "nohomo" but does not find black dick attractive at all
if you must cuckpost use pics of Jouban or Rockhold or something
pls
>>66983580
khalil and green are mine fuck u
>>66983527
theres been like 20 seasons of TUF so far. pretty sure it's happened
>>66983527
Can any true fite fans name any of the 3?
ufc should have had dc vs jones tuf leadup to 200
>>66983580
JJ and Cory
Jesus fucking CHRIST I hate Cormier. Why, of everyone on the UFC roster, did Fox decide to use him as an analyst? Everything he says sounds so intensely forced and faked. He's even worse than Tyron Woodley.
>>66983602
>t. black anon
>>66983623
no you weirdo
>>66983638
easy buddy this is a professional your talking about m8
this banter is cringe af
>>66983665
>take two non-native speakers
>battle it out in English on national TV
Brilliant move.
>>66983638
That's just his voice man
Cormier has been through a lot of shit with a murdered father and such, he is just trying to have fun
>>66983098
Post it
>>66983623
Wasn't Gastelum picked last?
>>66983665
fuck off this is amazing
because of
>>66983681
>>66983098
lol, my nigga that bitch has legitimately sucked Danas's an Lorenzo dick at the same time
>>66983682
Stop drinking the Cormier Kool-Aid. He's a certified crybitch as well as a fag of the highest order. Real fite fans see through his sob-stories and wish physical harm on him. My only solace is the early grave he'll land himself in by congesting his arteries in retirement.
>>66983698
my nigga!!! sign his please manlet - hah dumb ass
>>66983098
You should have stopped when she got her face butchered.
![11426353_1595600204025614_686084001_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rhCVaO6.jpg "11426353 1595600204025614 686084001 n[1]")
How does this picture make you feel emotionally, /heem/?
>>66983665
>>66983665
I love the feud the only thing that makes it awkward is that they don't speak english, but otherwise it's real as fuck.
>>66983827
I want that black man to suck my dick m80, and the girl to fuck me
>>66983827
I bet Ngannou does the biggest poops of all time
OF ALL TIME
hes probably having 1 of his 2 bedtime poops as we speak
>i think ashley didn't win both rounds
>>66983857
trip fag please kill yourself fag
>>66983863
>that black man
>not recognizing the future HW champ Ngannou
>>66983827
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66983701
And he also exposed the biggest hype on tuf.
all OPs must now include EBI events
why the fuck not?
Apr 24, 2016
Eddie Bravo Invitational 6
>>66983943
Eddie iis that you?
>>66983943
Will it be on Fight Pass?
>>66983989
yup
>>66983943
butt scoot isnt MMA
>>66983943
I do like the ebi but lets be real family there is exactly zero chance of a heem. It just doesnt fit.
this jay and dan show is pretty good
>>66984058
why is /heem/ so dead as of a few days? \\
Was Conor the meme fighter who fueled /heem/ the past 2 years?
>>66975932
>Being a midget & not head butting to the body till he dies
We win erry time.
>>66983827
a bit insecure
>>66984154
there was like 3 threads in 3 hours yesterday
>>66984154
I fell into a deep depression after Conor's retirement announcement, only just snapping out of it now.
>Losing your Boxing roots
If you are the smaller man, you best well get inside. If you can't strike faint & shoot.
anyone watching the jay and dan show for rockhold weidman bantz?
good show
>>66984154
You just arent used to the slowdown when the casuals arent interested in any events. Its okay newfriend.
jbj wants to fight at ufc 200, so he can be the only fighter to do 100 and 200
>mfw dana takes title from dc and ufc 200 is rumble vs jbj for lhw title
Jay and Dan are such stereotypical dumb american sports hangeronerers
love it
>>66984265
They're Canadian
>>66984284
no you weirdo
>>66984265
>>66984214
>>66984106
THEY WERE OUR ONLY NATIONAL TREASURES AND AMERICA FUCKING STOLE THEM FROM US
>>66984260
Jon Jones vs Werdum for HW title at UFC 200
be the final nail in the midget potato farmers coffin too
>>66984260
>tfw werdum vs jbj for hw title
also, if they put gsp or lawlor on prelims they count too i guess
he shouldve got a dog, bro
>>66975932
>Chad Mendes has lost 3 of his last 4 fights
JUST
>>66984197
Royce set traps. How great was Royce. Fucker dominated.
luke looks like a slam poet
>>66984388
>ranking royce
>>66984388
Royce Gracie Vs. Roy Jones Jr in a street fight back in the day?
>>66984388
>he hanks hoyce
Rockhold with the sunglasses taking over now that Conor's retired.
Can Luke ever be a massive star
fucking hope rockhold gets btfo
his arrogance is too much
>>66984297
Yes they are
Don't fucking talk to me like that unless you want some of this motherfucker
>>66984451
calm down weirdo
>>66982685
The fuck is wrong with that guy?
>>66984412
Pretty sure Jones makes short work.
>>66984369
jbj versus werdum for a new 230 ish cruiser weight. when ufc slowly adopts new csac weight divisions in next few years
gsp/lawler to retire the 170 belt, create 175/165.
185/195 split sometime in 2017. maybe after the trilogy fight of weidman/stonegrab
>>66984480
Quit calling me a weirdo, weirdo
Kovalev Vs Bones Jones in a street fight...
>>66984516
no you weirdo
>>66984529
Pretty sure Kovalev is committed of murder in the 2nd.
>>66984529
Jones would take him down
>>66984506
>230
>165 175 185 195
yes pls
Cuck Thomas is becoming increasing arrogant and pretentious again. He needs to be kicked into depression again.
Has wemb bro left?
>>66984567
Jones is the superior athlete, but Kovalev has been there too many times. Amazing fight. Jones dies.
>>66984612
& you fuckers preach Andre Ward.
>>66984612
Jones is a terrible athlete. Has a 10 inch vertical.
>>66984537
Say it one more fucking time ,pussy
>>66984503
he left humanity behind
vid related and watch the whole thing. its great:
>http://youtu.be/_93yK9QiwGE
>>66984666
fuck u weirdo
don't try to start shit with me u weirdo
>>66984651
All the more slop. His brothers ate elite tier.
If Chandler Jones came to the game, for real, he would be heavyweight champ.
How long until anastasia comes to ufc?
>>66984693
His brother's are fat fucks and their job is to big fat human shields. They'd get beat the fuck down.
>>66984679
what is going on
>>66984690
I'll fuck you till you love me faggot
>>66984693
That's the thing about anything /fight/
The NFL is glorious right now with /box/ talent.
>>66984679
Not even his 5th symphony, COME ON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P840VlQ0HiQ
>>66984679
>>66984752
>>66984771
>His balls hang lower than his dick
>http://youtu.be/8DWS8uzr1dE
>>66984755
Hurts to listen, but even Edelman is that Jew point man Champ punching above his weight.
>cuckery meme still alive and well
>>66984828
what did he mean by this
Imagine Wes Welker as a middleweight.
Chins of steel? Fucker knew no pain.
>>66983827
i wonder why you save all these pictures
>>66984837
>doesn't vote trump
>not a fucking white male
Anyone making any guesses for TUF 23?
I think Andrew Sanchez will win LHW
>>66984871
r u a negro?
Imagine Adrien Peterson doing anything.
>>66984878
nope
>>66984887
why defend cuckposting fgt?
Imagine Percy Harvin passing to Messi to win the CL.
>>66984891
oh, you meant "cuckoldry"
>>66984911
>literally 4chin
Imagine Tom Brady dominating darts & banging all the locals.
>>66984929
Did you seriously expect a debate from a cuck troll? He's just a faggot, ignore him.
>>66984826
How would you rate Maldonado's chances here?
>>66984929
some guy was calling Rory "cuckry" a few weeks back, and I thought maybe you were that guy trying to take another cheap jab at my boy
>>66985030
makes a lot of sense
After Fedor demolishes Maldonado, who do you think he'll fight first in the UFC?
My bet is Derrick Lewis or Dan Henderson in a Loser Walks match.
>>66985069
Shoeface will mysteriously move back up to HW and fight him
>>66985069
BJ Penn, fresh off a hard fought win over Dennis Siver, will show his Just Scrap spirit in a move up to HW.
>>66985069
>fedora
>ufc
>fedora
>fighting anyone other than cans
(You)
>>66985102
Conor actually retired if you didn't hear the news
>>66985118
he'll leave soon
>>66985118
Conor will come out of retirement
I'm from the future
>>66984751
Arthur Jones was a better wrestler and better all-around athlete than than Jon though.
Conor is confirmed for roids right?
>>66985183
hes probably with his boy Hapthor doing the craziest gear known to science
>>66984751
Jon Jones in the NFL is an underweight special team, first day cut.
You fuckers have no idea how great these former slaves are? Or more impressively, the whites that compete with them.
guys, i miss conor...
>>66985234
>the whites that compete with them
>rodgers
>manning
>brady
>great athletes
>>66985255
JJ Watt is what in your foolish shit?
>>66985268
you think i watch adball m8
>>66985021
Maldonado is a big jump from the guy he last fought who was 2-0
>>66985268
>jj watt
who?
>>66985289
You best not.
Besides. NFL Australia is already a thing.
>>66985307
I'm guessing you are either Mexican or Arab.
Give it a year & you'll be gone.
>>66985337
I love how an American brings the bantz & it's a world threat.
>>66985337
>tfw youre right
hes still a who an international scale, looks like he's on the gas too
>>66985371
That said. BEWARE
>>66985337
I'm Mexican and I've been here since 2003 anon
>>66985069
do you guys ever fall asleep listening to joe and goldie on an old ufc card?
>>66985406
i love you
>>66985383
this too
i know this is a sfw board, but does anyone have a webm of this gore
>>66985384
You will build my wall.
Pls smuggle cocaine underneath.
https://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks?t=108
>>66985439
i'll fuck your sister and make sure she makes a good wife. how's that for building walls?
what do we blame this on?
>>66985473
you'll also raise my nephews, thanks
>>66985498
and he'll be a good kid with a loving dad
>>66985488
>He shoots himself up with testosterone on a weekly basis — "It's what fighters get in trouble for, but, obviously, I'm not competing. I just like the idea that I'm cheating old age and death, although, you know, you can't cheat it forever"— as well as human growth hormone. If he's dragging a little, he'll pop a Nuvigil, a variant of the focus-improving drug that fighter pilots use.
That huge bodybuilder that came out with Vitor on one of those early shows was terrifying
>>66985514
>second dad
Did you- you're figh- Did you say JON JONES?!
>>66985488
Aubrey Marcus
I hope you're all sending your power to OUR BOY, the red king, rory macdonald for his fight against wonderboy
>>66985533
leave my wife's son alone!!!
>>66985588
>don't you ever talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>66985473
Alamo?
Sad thing is, no one remembers it.
Was manifest destiny a bad thing?
>>66985607
except Texas and all of Cali
you should visit, it's no joke how mixed this place is
>>66985585
of course, I want my boy to end the meme
I s it racist for a white man to what to do white man shit & if so,why were we stopped in the first place?
>Schaub is on the keto diet
>>66985585
He's already failed to beat Robbie Lawler twice. I'd like to see Thompson win and see how far he can go.
>>66985690
Very angry, we had this country & we were stopped by what?
>>66985234
They're garbage, and none would pass a drug test.
>>66985690
in the end of teh day we're all the same because of culture, you hang out with people long enough you start to like them, and start to like their womanz
IM A REAL VEGAN
IM A REAL FITE FAN
>>66985725
Yet on average, black women are very ugly.
>>66985730
Good me too
>>66985384
CHI
>>66985737
I mean fucking white womanz dumb ass lol!! you lose your woman and you lose your race hahaha
and hahahaha too late too hahahah
>>66985737
There is a great west African East African divide.
Lord knows I'd be on some Sudanese pussy.
>>66985744
Atta boy
Be sure to buy UFC® FIGHT PASS™ to announce to the world that you're a real fite fan
Is there a way to watch tonights TUF?
>>66985768
vipbox anon
>>66985755
It's the woman. Not just the "white" woman, but the civilized woman.
They opened Pandora's box & it can never be closed.
>>66985776
you fagets did this by giving them too much power dumbass
>>66985776
Of course the white women is praised. We are the THE. Yet now, we play nice.
How I want to sic the dogs & blast the hoses.
>>66985770
is it on now?
Lads, can someone explain to me how Jodie lost that fight? Makes absolutely no sense.
![method=get&s=010611040103dzg9isp1757gdu-07-15-2014-10-14-29-506[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C91bwaH.jpg "method=get&s=010611040103dzg9isp1757gdu-07-15-2014-10-14-29-506[1]")
>>66985768
There was some Youtube channel that showed all the TUF episodes from McGregor-Faber so they might have it
But you don't want to support illegal streaming
>>66985789
NIGGA WAT!!!
Will it be "Press F" time if Rua loses to Corey-who?-Anderson?
>>66985794
other chick is 1000x hotter
marketability>skill
serious poll v. important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10006281
http://www.strawpoll.me/10006281
http://www.strawpoll.me/10006281
>>66985488
roids. look at those pics of barry bonds' head change.
>>66985800
Never mind they had it up before, not anymore
>>66985579
I love how the ref waves it off to the crowd before actually getting between the fighters. What a tool.
>>66985800
All the house-entry elimination fights are uploaded to ufc.tv
Just search "ultimate fighter 23 free fight" on ufc.tv
What's ufc.tv? Let Mike Goldberg tell you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=181ZZgv4pak
The more punches Rory takes to the head the less autistic he becomes.
my grandma passed away this morning, bros...i can hardly pay any attention to anything since i'm pretty bumed out lads :/
>>66985835
Don't bully Rosenthal. He were a good ref.
>>66985845
STOP WHINING AND WATCH A FIGHT
>>66985805
It's some real shit right now. The yuppies sold us out to the asians. All that is left is reparations to the brown man.
America is lost.
>>66985845
sorry to hear that, bro. she is at peace now
>>66985845
you be fine anon this is part of life we lose love ones, and hopefully gain new ones
>>66985847
Sorry, but I'm an equal opportunity bully if its ok. On the whole I like rosenthal. Wasn't paying attention so thank you for pointing him out for me.
>>66985845
Oh man. My mom had a brush with breast cancer but she's great years later, other than that I've never beem though a relative's death outside of a grandfather I never knew.
When my cat, my closest friend as a child, passed away I was crying uncontrollably and grief stricken for weeks. Stay strong Ameribrother, she's just moved on to a better place.
>>66985859
Globalization was inevitable, but NAFTA was a Clinton ordeal, so was Glass Steagall. Fuck Hillary!
>>66985845
Make her proud, bro
>>66985845
It had to happen eventually laddie, just try to be happy that she had a long time to experience life. There are far worse ways to lose a loved one, her situation is about as ideal as it gets really.
>>66985951
Long time liberal here, I think I'm voting Trump in the general.
>>66985972
vote bernie pls
from every other country
https://youtu.be/lH_gWgDPz7E?t=152
What would you do if Rogan put you in the guillotine?
tfw rumble was supposed to bet the one to upset knock out jones not OSP
poor humble rumble.
>>66985988
My primary will be too late. I would love too.
>>66985988
Fuck off you commie shit. Foreign influence in American elections are illegal btw, reported.
Trump with nukes, none of you faggots will fuck with us.
>this is what Trumpers actually think
>>66985991
I would love to see Joe get punched hard as fuck in a real fight, just to see if he's as alpha as he calms to be
>>66986008
Both Trump & Hillary are out for the cash. At Least trump won't lie to my face in the end.
>>66985991
Control the outside hand, stop the grip and duck hard to generate space, once out heavy right hand ala Ponzinibbio
>>66986008
Both Trump & Hillary are out for the cash. At Least trump won't lie to my face in the end.
We all go in knowing Trump is a bold face liar.
>>66986036
obviously they're all liars, only real difference being trump won't be influenced as easily.
>he gets to do his own fucking shit
>aka ruining relationships with the rest of the world at best
>>66986036
Much safer that than a TPP agreement & a deregulation of Big banks.
>>66986024
claims
>>66986062
Lets look at our options here:
>shit
>shit
>shit
So which shit are we going to vote in for President?
>>66986062
I'm voting Trump is what I'm saying.
Bernie in my primaries, but fuck all if that means anything by that point.
>>66986071
Trump u goof
Dana, Holly, Boy, nd even Tito are voting for him
>>66986083
>Tito
Oh shit not Tito?! Alright you convinced me, I for one, welcome our new Doland overlord.
>>66985845
My grandfather passed a couple of weeks ago and I was the one who found him, it sucked. The first 2-3 days are the worst but it does get better, trust me.
< start listening to Heavy Hands podcast and actually start somewhat buying into the >le boxing is le sweet science meme
< first full boxing match I watch in forever is this absolute travesty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYZUlxXulHE
< swing haymakers and get a """"""""knockdown""""""" in the early rounds
< progressively start to get lit up culminating in a round 4 knockdown
< proceed to hug your opponent for the last 4 rounds because you're basically out on your feet
< win a decision anyway cuz you're fighting in your home state
>>66986138
Boxers and BJJ fanatics are some of the most annoying characters out there.
Never believe his lies.
Just watch/do the sport and shut up.
>>66986155
*their
>>66986138
Life isn't fair. Want to beat the man on his turf, you beat the man to the turf.
Sets up a certain drama. UFC is so homogenized. Please tell me PrideFC does it better.
>>66986155
>>66986165
You were right first time friendo
Is Gus alive?
>>66986182
Aren't you supposed to say *their lies when talking about two groups or people? (or even one)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEdCPdYsDG6/
>>66986225
Is that Joe Rogan? Say what you will about Boxing, but that reeks of collusion.
>>66986225
What happened to good black music?
https://youtu.be/Gbvi6GrC95E
>nate diaz vs gsp
>i pulled nate
dana SHOOK
>>66986243
Nothing. You just got older.
>No USADA
>Loose af
Gus please
>>66986253
got shitty, not older
>>66986243
Denzel Curry released a killer mixtape.
Still waiting on Frank Ocean desu.
I wish the grubby detail would leak already about the mcgoof situation.
>>66986200
Their refers to belonging/possession.
>>66986263
>Still waiting on Frank Ocean desu.
>>66986246
The look to the left with eyes just before he says the relationship with conor is not permanently damaged, confirms he is lying.
>>66986254
Jon "Chicken Legs" Jones
GOAT
>>66986277
But "his" refers to one male, what would be the plural form of his?
pls teach english
>>66986225
song is old as fuck
everybody off that. wtf jon, stick to playing classic shit like dancing to ma$e and walking out to 50 cent
>>66986293
Theirs
eurobro reporting in, just woke up, who can give me the latest
>>66986310
Oh
you scotty?
>>66986313
reddit/r/mma
>>66986138
It sounds dumb, but you sort of have to separate boxing the art from boxing the sport sometimes.
Personally, I think the sport of MMA has been the best proving ground for the art of boxing.
>tfw just worked til 4 am and need to stay up to see the doctor at 11
hook me up with that crack plug jon. i need it right now
>>66986314
Yeah, i dunno why the other guys are trying to confuse you
>>66986333
You should have your own flag t bh
>>66986333
hahah cucked hahaha!!
>>66986354
Have to agree. There shouldn't be a UK flag. Too much divirsity among the countries.
Jon "Poke" Jones
pos
>>66986293
When you say "out there", you're referring to a location, as in, the wide world. Not like "out of them".
>>66986361
It never ends.
so uncle dana is saying conair is off 200 and it's final, the thing is now is he retired or not cause if he is then aldo fronk is for the real title? do you believe him?
what a dumbass conor is desu
Anyone got a link to TUF?
Me and the team having a good time after tonight's work out. Enjoy the process .. Dammnn @tussagb back at it again with that terrible dancing #Grayhoodie
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEdCPdYsDG6/
>>66986407
Gus is amazing,can he move up?
Пo пpилeтy в Mocквy мeня в гocти пpинял Зиявyдин Maгoмeдoв, пoздpaвил мeня и cдeлaл пoдapoк, бoльшoe cпacибo Зиявyдин Гaджиeвич и зa вce чтo Bы дeлaeтe для cпopтa в цeлoм. Oчeнь пpиятнo. At my arrival to Moscow, I was hosted by Ziyavudin Magomedov, he congratulated me and made this present. Thank you very much Ziyavudin Gadzhievich for everything you doing for this sport. It's a big pleasure.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEbmuP5v92F/
>>66985915
fuck off yank
>>66986420
>>66986407
those tats will never not be funny
>>66986427
kiss my ass felon abo
>>66986407
>>66986430
kid on his right pec looks like he has down syndrome
>>66986430
Think they're in the top 5? He's definitely right up there with Barao and Belcher
>>66986405
please respond
Something I was thinking, don't you think McGregor's "retirement" announcement has given him/the UFC way more publicity than a press conference tour ever would?
His retirement is even on the top of the mainpage of wwe.com and has been on the main BBC news site, CNN and shit
Dana should bow down to Conor for sending that tweet
>>66985991
What an angry fucking manlet. If I was under 6 feet I would permaheem myself
>>66986254
He could probably make 185 easy. At least he doesn't get trampled by bulls in MW
p2p best clown
Future champ coming through
>tfw Khalil starts soccer kicking all the pussies that go for submissions
Nate better be careful
>>66986473
PM'd you the link :)
>>66986195
Injured and sad but alive
>>66986564
Is Gus a massive star in Sweden? Or is Schaub talking out of his arse again? He said he is on billboards etc.
>>66986576
I would not say massive star, he is in commercials and most people know about him but he is not Zlatan tier. He did bring mma to Sweden however.
http://youtu.be/ezYzDRHKVk8
>>66986595
>there are '''''people''''' who like Rockhold
>>66986603
Why not?
Are they related?
>>66986632
Why do they look like neanderthals?
Don't say some white shit. Rousey & Mcgreggor don't look like this.
>>66986608
seems like a douchebag but without any charisma or charm and a personality of a wet napkin.
>>66986608
arrogant cunt
too arrogant, and doesn't pull it off like conor at all
>>66986632
no but Claudia and Erick Silva are
>>66986640
You right
>>66986645
fuck love to fuck both desu
post goofs
Who /ROUNTREE/ here?
http://youtu.be/RTmtz_7Fggo
>>66986654
top kek
his son is the double of him
>>66986645
"Our tale of the tape, Silva with the tattoos and beard, Gadhela with the long hair and mole, everything else is virtually identical"
>Fedor is demanding 10 million and he wants to fight Arlovski in Russia
>>66986667
Source?
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/20/11466774/fedor-the-probability-is-very-high-that-i-will-sign-with-the-ufc
yes fedor we know, stfu already
>>66986625
What happened at this part? Let me guess a mediocre move that was blown up by 10 camera angles / slowmo's and all experts were asked for their opinion?
I really cba to follow this wTUF season, I foresee too much scripted drama and bullshit. I'll check it out when enuff /heem/sters say it's worth it
>>66986716
Ur opinion=wgaf
https://youtu.be/h20EbKbeT-8
>>66986716
I think that was when Khalil was soccer kicking a guy to the body, pretty brutal desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcxMr9ldxT8
>>66986727
>doesn't notice the part where I say 'wTUF'
>>66986695
>Fhueshion
>>66986748
*fhuesion
>>66986727
Seriously why do fighters forget they can kick full blast to the body on the ground?
>hear lots of hype about Phil Hawes
>get super excited
>think he is the next big thing
>watch TUF
>he gets BTFO immediately
Khalil is MY BULL though
>>66986777
>i could beat jon jones
>>66986771
because usually people stop turtling when the other guy quits trying to grapple fuck
SCHAUBCAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9ALOzcBWGQ
MCGOOBER TALK
>>66986777
I claimed khalil and green as my bull and his girl already lad. Pick someone else
>>66986818
josh and moyes, time to cuck asia?
>>66986837
Sounds like most of this board.
>get in muh guard
>i could heem every here
Was TUF good? Should I spend an hour of my life watching it?
>>66986837
My favourite one of these is TKO (Contract Dispute)
>>66986852
talent didn't look very good from what i saw and there wasn't much banter between joana and the hue chick
>>66986727
>Ur opinion=wgaf
wgaf= we give a fuck?
Conor was pretty shallow when you think about it.
Strip away the trashtalk and his career is literally 2-3 good left hands.
>>66986918
worst goof around forever
>dana white: can you pass ped test?
>conor mcgregor: probably not why?
>dw: cuz they gonna give you one as soon as you get off the plane for the promo shit
>cm:oh fuck - what we gonna do?
>dw: i got this - get on twitter and retire. i'll put my own spin and have some other unnamed sources add a few rumors on it to throw everyone off a few hours later. just kick back for a bit and we'll unretire you. in the long run this'll make us an even bigger payday than UFC 200
>cm: ok - thanks guvnur - youre a genius
>dw: i know
>>66986940
WTF I hate Connor now
chyna is dead yall
>>66986950
believing some shit an american on an image board made up
>>66986940
>DW is a near criminal mastermind lord, not middle aged president of downgrading sport championship
k
Rockhold literally dresses like Poochy in the fox sport interview with weedman.
>>66986953
so fucking what. what does that have to do with mma? we stick to our containment THREAD; you stick yo your containment BOARD
>>66986960
>>66987003
she fought in an amateur boxing match
>>66984693
Yeah because there are so many successful nfl players in the ufc
>>66987006
so did holly holm. and holly wasnt discussed here. then holly fought a bunch of professional boxing matches. and she wasnt discussed here. then holly went mma and started kicking chicks in the head. THEN holly started to get discussed here. now back to /asp/ with you --- i'm sure there are 15 threads about chyna there by now.
>>66986625
Imagine Claudia squeezing her strong arms around you, whispering at your ear with her strong accent "it's gonna be okay, I will always protect you"
;_;
>cm punk lost 15-16 test fights
whats a "test fight" exactly?
>>66987067
>i'm sure there are 15 threads about chyna there by now.
kek - literally 6
>>66987101
bunda opponents
>>66986953
Chyna was on that gas ya dumb kant if she was eating 30 bananas a day MINIMUM she'd still be kicking.
>>66987116
>assuming you mean shite mike jackson tier fighters
wew, gall is gonna smoke him isn't he kek. dana needs to pony up alot of reebux to make him take a dive
>>66987101
sauce
>>66986808
>1.09.00 onward
hahahaha
>>66987127
she literally had a penis
>>66987135
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/michael-bisping-cm-punk-lost-15-of-16-mma-test-fights.3173267/
https://youtu.be/ce2jyzCEPr8
best i could find desu
https://youtu.be/-XP4ABRbCKM
>getting btfo and sitting there like a bitch
wew
>>66986288
>2016
>having excess weight in your legs
when will fat fucks learn that bones's body type is the best for mma
time to end this suffering
what are some good snapchats I should follow
>>66987101
Fights in the gym. Essentially just full blast sparring.
>>66984807
>that voice
holy fuck I havent watched much of the Piano man but what is he doing hanging out with that trap
>>66984807
>her voice is deeper than his
what le fug
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>>66986531
Did they shop his face on Tom Hardy's body?
>>66986531
Does anyone have a webm of his TKO?
>MUH 6 TRILLION PRESS CONFERENCES
>>66989862
>>66989990
well connor claims he isn't, at not least to that extent. if he feels that he is losing the edge as a fighter due to media, he should have the opportunity to forgo those promotional events, even if that means that he is getting paid less.
It seems that this was more an all or nothing situation though
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