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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>Matt Mitrione hopes to help cause a change in how the UFC treats its fighters
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11448926/morning-report-matt-mitrione-hopes-to-cause-a-change-in-the-way-the
>Diaz brothers get stockton slap in UFC 2 patch
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/17/11435736/ea-sports-ufc-2-director-says-adding-stockton-slap-to-game-was-a
First for Bangbro.
>>66921839
i hope people only like him because he is undefeated
>>66921839
who /allesio/ here?
>>66921852
Top lad.
>>66921857
>losing to chris weidman
>>66921853
why do you dislike him
>>66921857
me lad, i like his tats
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11446978/rose-namajunas-has-arrived-just-in-time-to-be-the-next-rose-namajunas
"Namajunas on the show was a feral hellcat who just wanted to rip apart opposition, as if to salve some hurtful thing in her Milwaukee past. She seemed to be punching at a million faces."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLwsbBqbw4LprdEFBgTPDu4NQdPUnx1mJy
>Beaten twice by him
>He's a pussy
what's going on here lads
>>66921905
link broken
>>66921874
I really loved Embedded when they first started doing them, but looking back I've grown to miss the more casual and less predictable nature of Dana's classic fight week blog week videos
Predictioncuck...
>>66921910
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klUl3anzdfE
>>66921927
he was speaking so fast, I doubt he was thinking before saying things.
>>66921924
Yes?
>>66921942
He didn't get a chance to expend all his energy, probably left him restless all weekend
>>66921905
he's trying to get headlines
more than you can say about anyone else his size
>>66921950
Fake
>>66921857
reporting
>>66921954
he reminds me of Wayne Williams
>>66921950
start the picks goof
>>66921954
>those uppercut's speed
>>66921927
Yeah when he called out a man that beat him twice, the second time being a boring shut down, I had to yell at my screen to remind him that he was 0-2. Is it just the paycheck that he wants? Fuck you and your smile.
>>66921954
It doesn't look natural, it's like the camera can't even track his hands so it looks like edited shit
>you know realise OSP will heem Jones and then lose to DC
>>66921976
It's Monday. Relax.
>>66921997
where were you at last card senpai, prove it's you fag
Bones live on ESPN
Who else /saramcmannsass/ here?
>>66922003
yes, yes this. I had to do that shit three different times and the last one that i didn't do was the one used for the actual fights. Bullshit. And I picked right god damn it.
>>66922015
you now remember Ronda is fighting in November, either against Miesha or Nunes and retiring with the belt.
>>66922011
which espn, all nba to me, is there a canadian espn?
>>66922015
>You now realize that Sara McMann is 1-3 in her past 4 fights.
What went wrong?
>>66922034
It's about to air right now. They're doing their top story bracket shit, JON JONES JOINS SC.
>>66922034
nvm its over
Remember to vote for Paige tonight on Dancing With The Stars
>>66922029
of course she is - she dare not fight holly again
>>66922015
I don't know why but I want to fuck Sara so hard right in that motherly puss of hers
>>66922045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUfVr_FobzI
>>66922078
how would her and Ngannou's children look like?
>>66922045
you know it
>>66922045
is she even a star or are they scraping the bottom at this point?
>>66922034
>>66922039
>Notable Legal Issues
>Is asked about his "altered state" when using drugs in the past
>sober questions. Legal questions. Drag racing questions. No fighting questions. NY question.
Hahaha god damn. Nothing special.
>I tell ya MMA gets no respect.jpg
>>66922104
>you now remember the Arianny and Sheik meme
>>66922124
the fuck someone died in the octagon?
>>66922124
is a boxingcuck in charge of ESPN?
>>66922150
yeah conor's protege beheaded a goof in dubin
>>66922173
no you goof, those are all valid questions
you could tell when jon was asked about how training is for him sober now vs when he was high all the time that he just wanted to say,"not much"
instead he had to bs some story about him feeling free now
he also mentioned how h
Shes counting on you, train hard.
>>66922185
how he felt more artistic while stoned
very solid point there, i feel the same way as do the diaz bros
why do the goat's always smoke weed?
>>66922186
ugly af & a ronda fan
no thanks bud
everyone knows this is the true mma waifu
>>66922203
>ugly
delete
Who will replace Joe Rogan?
>>66922219
jon anik
>>66922219
Frank Mir
loooooooooooooooooool
>>66922219
Robin Black
>>66922252
she's fuckin rowdy!
>>66921857
My eternal boy
>>66922219
Brian Stann
>>66922219
Gilbert gottfried
>>66922125
thought it was elliott hodge at first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26zniaz-bKE
>>66922219
a 20mb usb stick loaded up with all his catch phrases, hooked up to a speaker
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Fedor-Emelianenko-to-Face-Fabio-Maldonado-at-Rizin-FF-Event-on-June-17-103417
>>66922219
mike goldberg
he'll do both his part and joe's
>>66922324
I'M NAKED
>>66922324
AND WANDERLEI SILVA IS BEATEN BY WANDERLEI SILVA
>>66922344
Based Goldie
https://streamable.com/xe4z
https://streamable.com/xe4z
https://streamable.com/xe4z
how can anyone not love that lovable goof?
>>66922219
Why did Rogan have girls instead of boys?
>>66922317
>20mb
optimistic
>>66922219
Girl in the white looks like such a gangster.
>>66922355
>>66922362
IT IS ALL OVE...NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIi3RMlH0OQ
>>66922378
Rogan has literally been setting up jiu jitsu fights between them since they were babies.
http://youtu.be/ZvDysyCGQ7g
>>66922321
Not confirmed yet apparently. Maldonado is one of three potential opponents.
>>66922394
does rogan make it a point to say 'nigger' in front of every black guest he has on his show?
>>66922413
why, does it bother you?
>>66922440
yes it does
its 2016, le cool edgy racist meme was cool maybe 10 years ago
>>66922406
who are the other two?
>>66922450
>getting triggered over a word
>>66922450
>its 2016, le cool edgy racist meme was cool maybe 10 years ago
>>66922451
Shawn Jordan?
>>66922492
that makes sense, just read an interview with the EFN promoter and he said they are talking to fighters from the US and Australia. Not sure which Aussie they can realistically get.
>>66922506
oh god it's probably Peter Graham
Are we in the jones era, what era of mma are we in?
>>66922515
well he did beat the world strongest man in his last fight, which makes him the current world strongest man.
>>66922516
There are only 3 officially recognized eras of MMA history.
Pre-Schaub era
Schaub era
Post Schaub era
We are currently in the Schaub era.
>>66922550
who?
>>66922516
in the era of douchebags, i miss when there was respect and honour in MMA
>>66922516
post USADA era, all the big names of the former generation are being torn down
>>66922516
the reebok era
>>66922587
We'll look back on this as the greatest catastrophe of modern mma
>>66922516
We are in the Entertainment Era
>>66922587
And the ascent of the Natty Goats to the top of their divisions
>>66922516
Post USADA era.
i wish schaub wouldn't have gotten deleted, he would have raped this memeweight div
>>66922219
Andy Dick.
>>66922115
rodeo guy Ty Murray, snowboarder Louie Vito, wide receivers Jacoby Jones, Donald Driver, Hines Ward, Chers daughter/son Chastity/Chaz Bono, olympic skater Apolo Anton Ohno (at least he took the gold), Aly Raisman (olympic gold medal gymnast), Diana Nyad (swam from bahamas to florida), and a bunch of reality show "stars" like snooki and "the situation", kardashiancunt, kate gosselen, etc. this show has always scraped the bottom of the barrel for starts to the point of redefining the meanoig of "star". perhaps if chimpette makes a significant impact we will be blessed next season with watching Sarah D'Alelio or Nikki Knudsen compete.
Reminder that Rizin will overtake UFC by the end of 2017. They are already stealing some talent and treat their fighters much better, in addition to the vastly superior production and entertainment value. When Rizin is on it feels like a spectacle but when UFC is on its just another ordinary event.
>>66922624
Nate bigger than Bisping even in the foreground.
>>66922716
>Diana Nyad (swam from bahamas to florida)
ALLEGEDLY
ALLEGEDLY
lads what is more likely; cejudo beating mighty mouse or OSP beating jones?
>>66922747
DC sucking that dick.
>>66922587
USADA was a mistake
Most of the top 10s are still probably on PEDs. It sucks to see guys get popped and have their careers ruined when you know most of their "clean" opponents were using too. I mean, let's be real, people give Vitor shit for KOing Rockhold while on roids, but does anyone seriously believe that Rockhold was clean for that fight (or any fight)? This shit happens all the time, and it's actually less fair than using PEDs is.
They should go the complete opposite direction and just make all PEDs legal, maybe with the exception of stuff that's really really bad for you. Fortunately the PEDs that really fuck you up don't have much crossover with the PEDs that make you better at fighting, anyway.
>>66922747
I'd be more confident about OSP pulling off something crazy like a standing arm crank snap city than Cejudo (best win, a split decision over Formiga) defeating Mighty Mouse.
http://youtu.be/C__LQw6d2DA
>>66922795
Aoki vs Cruickshank mixed rules match time!
>>66922516
USADA wwe era
>>66922795
Based Shinya
>>66922833
Littering isn't cool, buddy.
>tfw you could heem every here
>>66921954
I think Dodson would beaty Mighty Manlet at 135, the cut to 125 is too much for Dodson and he loses his super speed
>>66922378
weak jawline
>>66922852
>the faces of heem
>>66922852
Id kill you
>>66922852
>black thick framed glasses
is there anything that makes you want to punch someone in the face more?
Is Khabib an A-level athlete?
Can anyone please post webm of Rashad getting heemed by Glover?
>>66922910
he could have ear gauges
>>66922829
Jones looks unhealthy.
>>66922938
thanks
>>66922852
Colbey esque in his neck game, Joe
>>66922960
thanks again
>>66922998
top kek
still easier than street signs
Soon™
>>66923018
well you dont have to click anything so it's fairly easy
>>66922998
nice OC lad
Some JBJ on ESPN
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15228547
>>66923048
>tfw been nearly 2 months since a PPV
>>66922998
top kek
>>66922998
plz trade girl faces for rondas
>>66923056
enlighten me
>>66922910
Fag tats
Oxymoron I know, but some are worse than others.
>>66922998
10/10
>>66923186
(non of them are natty)
>>66923225
suace on this?
>>66923248
oh right, but I thought you meant you had some way to circumvent captchas in general
>>66923273
Buy a 4chan pass
>>66923252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jxnJx_fZt4
>>66922852
artem lobov could choke your giraffe necked ass out bro
>>66923348
Torres looks too happy for someone who just lost. Doesn't even seem like she cares. Womyns mma is a joke.
>>66923290
so glad little man got tapped. One more fight and we wont see anymore of is midget ass
>>66923348
JUST
>>66923348
Someone shop the JUST hair onto tecia
>so glad little man got tapped. One more fight and we wont see anymore of is midget ass
>>66923420
Well we're going to see at least one more championship fight, in fairness.
>>66923464
what fight was this?
ONNIT
>>66923509
Chase Beebe vs Eddie Wineland – WEC 26
Okay, so apparently Fedor vs Maldonado is officially booked now.
>yfw Fedor on FightPass
>>66922516
>Tfw we were once in the McGregor era
How quickly things change, lads
>>66923570
We still are
I saw one of these knockout webms over on /pol/. Shit this "sport" is embarrassing. I was a Marine for 6 years. Fighting all over the world, killing people. Then a DEA agent for two. I would knock the fuck out of everyone in the UFC. And after I would beat the fuck out of everyone in this thread.
>>66922764
No, the answer is advancement in nutrition, strength & conditioning and training as athletes (less weight-cutting is good too). Without PEDs the next thing fighters can do to get the edge in competition is the other aspects that go into conditioning their bodies.
New era will be natty fighting closer to body weight and them training as pro athletes with organized camps and coaches for every aspect of preperation.
The Nose is on the air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoiF8_8QxRw
>>66923526
req nate slapping and flipping off hendo plz
>>66922219
You can tell the older one will grow up to be such an annoying spoiled hoe
>>66922219
Joe tried to get rid of his manlet genes and ended up having two girls lol
>>66923806
You might knock 1 fighter out. Out of 50. 49 times you'd lose in embarrassing fashion by the various methods of finish in the sport of mixed-martial arts. You'd go cripple and fall down to leg kicks and body shots, KO'd by straight punches, hooks, kicks. Cry out tapping in submission to arm locks, heel hooks. And slip into the darkness strangled in guillotines, triangle chokes and rear-naked chokes.
basically kys faggot
Name a HW with a more impressive win streak at the moment
pro tip: you can't
>>66924174
>taking the obvious bait
>>66924092
It's because he's a fighter. He said all the best Munsters in the UFC have girls instead of boys. Joe spars hard, Kettle bell training at the Onnit Academy, kale shakes, hunting deer. All the guys who train the hardest have girls because they run out of test. Couldn't get taller had to get wider.
>my roommate had $50 on rashad
>>66924205
>implying there aren't seriously people who think like him and I'm not just having fun
Gonna dump heems
>>66924006
You can tell the younger one already enjoys marijuana and mushrooms.
>>66924092
And? He's indeed not passing his manlet genes by having girls.
>>66924264
Why was Thatch so noob?
>>66924309
>lesbian mother
>lesbian mother gets dyke gf
>dyke gf is regional champion of meme Kwon do or some shit
>teaches him in the garage
>his mom and his mom's girlfriend are his trainers
He was fucked from the get go
>>66924309
Well to be fair that 1-2 was lighting fast in real time and came out of nowhere
>>66924192
Werdum broke him, a rematch has to happen
>>66924369
>>66924369
Gunny literally used Quick Attack. that shit was crazy
>>66923526
ufc 73 silva finishing marquardt pls
>>66924247
you shouldnt bet with your mom's money
>>66922247
brain is destroyed
When will WMMA go away?
The womens fights last card were beyond garbage
>>66924478
they shouldnt have women and men segregated
its sexist
the divisions should be gender neutral, like bathrooms
Reminder that Jones is a glorified can crusher, whose majority of wins are over old men and bloated MWs.H is best win was over a 36 year old DC which was a boring decision and he an absolute gift decision over Gus.
To be honest
I miss the conor meme
>>66924507
(you) earned it
>>66924515
>conor meme
dust the FW division, moves up 2 weight classes and only loses after gassing out (he was smashing Nate before that) still gets called a meme
haters keep hating Conor will keep money making
lmaooooooooo
based black beast
If Conor were to knock Nate out badly would be back on the throne again?
Or is the meme forever tarnished
Black Beast is ready for his red panty night
>>66922852
look how long your neck is you fucking giraffe. id heem you so easy
>>66924573
the mcmeme dream is over
we're all #woke now
>>66923989
Don't have UFC on Fox cards, gonna try and grab those tonight though, so obviously I'll get a ton of Nate out of that
>>66924411
Will do, just gonna have something to eat but I'll post it in here in a bit
>>66924543
it's true tho
he fights at 205 pounds and can't knock guys out with his hands
he's 6'4" and can't even dunk
he's a decision machine lengthbabby
Black Beast is MY BULL
i want the black beast to be my bf tbqhwy my /heem/ family
>>66924622
what is a bull?
Lewis shitting all over Croatia lel
CROATIA BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
BASED BLACK BEAST
>>66924642
>>66924622
goddamnit quit cucking me,
black beast is mine, fight me faggot
>>66923513
>dat cutie british slag curator
this interview kek
BACK THEN THEY DIDNT KNOW ME
NOW I'M HOT HOES ALL ON ME
black beast keeps it real son, he's like a big black diaz brother
>>66924686
there already is one
>>66924702
wow thats a fat posse.
I figured the Diaz bros didnt roll that deep because they seem pretty anti social
>>66924244
>All the guys who train the hardest have girls because they run out of test
nah it has nothing to do with being a roidfag with pea-sized testicles
He sounds like a black Boomhauer
have a rare Dana
You now remember Ryan Bader
post black beast
>>66924589
kk - thanks again for webm related
>>66924823
no i dont
>>66924642
What did he say?
>>66924823
Does Bader remember Ryan Bader?
>>66922386
>a nice dose of vampire sexuality
You now remember Sean McCorkle
>>66924840
how crap the food was and that he basically stayed in the hotel room and ordered room service
BJ's fighting again? neat
bj is albuquerque bro now
>>66924892
But there's a KFC in Zagreb...
Has BJ always sounded like he's on the verge of tears?
>>66925000
because he knows he's gonna lose
reminder that the black beast heem'd that goof jared rosholt
>>66925000
kinda yeah
>>66925000
it's because he's trying to speak proper and not with his normal hawaiian pidgin
You now remember your first kiss
>>66925061
thank you always loved that sweep and finish
>black beast meme
>>66925141
:^)
thx nice memory
>>66925141
I can't remember something that hasn't happened yet.
bj should fight artem
>>66925141
>first kiss at like 8 years old full on making out with 12 year old daughter of family friend
>kissless ever since
>>66925141
You now remember your first heem.
>>66925211
GAY
>>66925141
The age of 23
>>66925141
I was 14, she was 17, she was french and I only knew a few words
She span her tongue round like a washing machine the crazy bitch
but then she fucked me in a caravan about 3 days later and I didn't cum because I didn't know what the fuck was going on
Didn't kiss anyone else until I was 18 except some slag I met at the bus station who was dared to by her mates (still wanked over that kiss for a whole year though, fuck you Lucie)
>>66925141
>tfw your first kiss was a boy
>>66925211
>>66924622
>>66924661
>their bull is lewis
GEORGESES
Will GSP say anything important or just talk about his dinosaur show?
My day immideately gets better when I hear GSP :3
>>66925272
kek saved
>>66925324
fuck you man
I was in the middle of cropping that
fuck you
>>66925061
can you please make webms of todd duffee vs tim hague ufc 102 and carwin vs gonzaga ufc 96
and these if you get bored
Ben Saunders-Marcus Davis, Andre Winner-Rolando Delgado, Dennis Siver-Nate Mohr, Lyoto Machida-Thiago Silva, Dan Hardy KO1 Rory Markham, Matt Brown TKO1 Pete Sell, Brandon Vera-Michael Patt, Aaron Simpson-Tim McKenzie, Nate Quarry-Jason MacDonald, Drew McFedries-Xavier Foupa-Pokam, Mike Swick-Ben Saunders, Brock Lesnar-Frank Mir, Alan Belcher-Wilson Gouveia, Roy Nelson- Brendan Schaub, Matt Mitrione-Marcus Jones, John Howard-Dennis Hallman, Antonio Rogerio Nogueira-Luiz Cane, Dennis Siver-Paul Kelly, Alexander Gustafsson-Jared Hamman, Pat Barry-Antoni Hardonk, Paul Daley-Martin Kampmann, Thiago Silva-Keith Jardine.
>george still has that killer instinct
>>66925425
Maybe if he comes back and not paranoid about losing a title
>>66925455
you should've just said "hi, i'm a 189'er"
ariel cums every time he sniffs out a valuable nugget of info
Does dada having 2 heart attacks confirm that he was the one with baby nutz
>women excite Georges
not fooling anyone lad
brit webm bro also do todd duffee vs mike russow from ufc 114
>>66925226
damn
shit
fuck
>>66925502
dinosaur bones excite him
>>66925512
everyone on heem has that webm, what's your deal?
>>66922550
When do you think we will pass into the Post Schaub era?
Schaub
Ngannou
7 eggs
30 bananas
3 steaks
gi 3 times a week
M I N I M U M
to get bigg
carb the fuck up
7/30/3 M I N I M U M
>nick diaz has bad takedown defense
Every time I see Benson I remember the House episode where a gypsy guy swallows a toothpick while making out and forgets and it punctures his intestines and x-rays can't pick it up and his gypsy family pisses everyone off.
Hope he dominates Bellator scrubs for the next few years
>>66925657
really hope Nick takes up fighting seriously, post-usada UFC is there for the taking
>>66925676
there's no way that clod that goes down while throwing a wild left haymaker is a "professional" fighter. What a joke of a sport.
>>66925657
>nick diaz has bad takedown defense
>>66925768
>mfw carwin shitposts on reddit all the time
>>66925797
better quality
>>66926045
They really should just let everyone on the gas
>>66923464
Apparently bad cauliflower ear fucks up your equilibrium so I can only imagine how fucked it would be if your ear basically explodes into pieces
i really want to see a gsp vs nick diaz rematch
>>66923855
What does their dad look like?
>>66926124
diaz has such basic/sloppy-looking, yet technically near-perfect footwork, can't wait for him to return
>>66926124
one combination i left out
>>66926124
fuck that give me robbie vs nick. post usada, all those cucks like condit, cuckry, robbie, cant do shit vs a carbed up motivated m8, yeh???
>>66926249
>Unironically thinking N8 won
>>66926369
>thinking that's nate
fucking pleb
>>66926369
Yeah Nick lost that fight, but in terms of the actual fighting that happened Nick was sharper - if the fight happened in Pride it would have been stood up a lot more and I think Nick would have took it.
Saying that, though, the fight was standing for something like 14 minutes if I remember correctly, so it's more that Nick didn't make the most of his opportunities, but yeah, he lost that fight.
>>66926468
you should grab some boxing from his fight with josh neer at ufc 62
bros, anybody know if there'll be a stream for Combate Americas? It's gonna be on Fightpass, english broadcast, starting 9pm eastern tonight.
>>66922247
Frank got banned from commentary after saying he wanted to break Brock's neck and kill him in the cage
>>66926605
also he has a cheeky delayed lead hook vs cyborg in strikeforce that i've always been in love with, would love a webm of it
>>66926638
To be completely fair, Brock is a giant cunt and pretty much no one seems to actually like him, in pro wrestling or MMA.
is he retarded? Autistic hillbilly?
http://youtu.be/qqc6wgywwGw
Note the complete avoidance of eye contact
http://youtu.be/Nvyu2H7Dy5Q
What the fuck is wrong with this guy
>>66926637
one of the goofs with fightpass here should stream it
but they wont cuz they're good little cucks for dana
What motivates you /heem/? Women? Money? Movement? The violence of the octagon? Dinosaurs?
>>66926638
and getting popped by USADA probably doesn't help his chances for a return
>>66926605
>>66926657
Yeah gonna make some diaz webms I think
>>66926692
>being poor
>>66926699
deep-seated issues and probably some form of mental impairment like with 99% of all pro fighters ever.
>>66924702
>tfw you will never roll up at an event feeling like a badass with the Diaz bros
>>66926664
he's autistic but not a hillbilly at all. srsly foreigners have no idea what a hillbilly actually is.
>>66926664
Aspie cheesehead really. Got sick, went into coma as a kid, got fat and lost whatever social life he had. Think he talks about it in his videos before the Barnett fight
Any freaky bitches here?
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
cheeky post fight stockton slap
>>66926832
fuck off jaime
>>66924702
When they roll into clubs, does security know these dudes would fuck them and the club up?
>>66926780
>twn be a hillbilly folk wrestler who benches car axles in his yard, drinks mt. dew and moonshine for supplements, and has the Foggy Mountain Boys for walk-out music
>>66926664
Just socially awkward
I find eye contact to be very intense so i usually limit it in certain situations
>>66921853
Casual spotted
>>66921894
MMA """journalism"""
>>66921954
Sup with that Shaw Brothers framerate
Who wins @ sea level?
http://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
>>66926465
I'm used to Nick being the only one worth talking about.
>>66926659
i love it i love it
>>66927298
nick is so cheeky
Joe you bitch what are you saying
>>66926837
What the fuck? He slapped Georges in the face.
>>66927298
>>66927359
>>66927360
>tfw we have entered a new era of constant webms
nice
you should try getting them as close to 3MB as possible though
just set -b:v to 24/t, that usually does the trick
EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB0D6NEqMWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB0D6NEqMWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB0D6NEqMWo
can someone post spicy bangers list
>>66927524
I have limit set to 2.85 MB, it's just the earlier UFC rips aren't amazingly high quality to begin with.
Here's something more recent, though I'm still trying to figure out how to get quality as high as possible
>>66927375
u wot m8? u miss ur maggle perhaps?
Fucking this rick dude on helwani's podcast is triggering me
>helwani
Does the UFC need GSP?
>rick
Yes
>Helwani
who do you put him up against
>rick
connor
you will break every record ever
>I proceed to rage
>>66927360
i dont use ffmeg or whatever that think is called :(
>>66927595
I got you
>>66927714
What if Brock Lesnar fought Ronda Rousey? You'd break every record in the book.
>>66927633
what are you using? webm for retards?
>>66927787
tnx senpai
>>66927835
here orthodox brother
>>66927824
Yeah, I just wanted the easiest solution.
There isn't many settings to play around with, and even if they were I wouldn't know what to tweak anyways.
I have xmedia recode but at the moment I'm just using that to get my start/finish time.
>>66927766
damn - that looks better than shit i dl from mmacore and splice together
>>66926070
>ees just horsemeat
>>66927887
Set the size limit higher, it's pretty accurate iirc
>>66927633
its based on your source material and the bitrate you use on the webm
>>66927887
Illegal. This is copyrighted material.
>>66925654
>nothing in my pocket but holes
Meme aside, what did he mean by this?
jon
>>66927955
I tried 2.99 and everything was going to like 3.10 or 3.15
I'll try 2.95 and see if that works
>>66927983
What is generally a good bitrate? Or does that vary too much to have a general number?
>>66927714
sad part is he kinda has a point. We have Diaz vs McGregor 2 on Welter for the main event of UFC 200 entirely because of tard hype and McGoober dicksucking.
>>66927810
what about the mayweather vs brock vs ronda vs mcgregor vs gsp vs liddel 6 way elimination chamber match. Now that would blow the roof off
>>66928092
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
>>66926699
nothing
I would have killed myself a long time ago if my parents weren't still alive
>>66928112
true hd is like 5000, but thats usually way to high unless your webm is like 3 seconds
for good quality use 2000 to 2500
for super long webms use 1000-1500
just play around with it and see what works for you
>Ariel saying there are too many UFC events
fucking good no longer MY BOY
Ariel talking about me on MMA Hour
>>66928112
"good bitrate" depends on the video size and how long you want the clip to be
on a 720p video, ideally you want it to be at least 2Mbps (so ~12 seconds)
if you make it a smaller size you can get away with lower bitrates without having it look too bad
1.5Mb on a 720p vid is ok
under that it starts getting kinda pixelated
Dariush is my BJJ instructor. Not gonna lie I don't think Chesia would beat him in a rematch.
>>66928186
>ever having him been your boy
>>66928218
Dariush should win. He just
can't let him get close.
>>66928218
ido is my mewvment coach too
>>66928159
>>66928215
Thanks for the help, I'll play around with stuff more. Wish I could make more from this fight without the shitty quality
I had a dream that Wonderboy knocked out Rory in the 2nd round with spinning shit
>>66928186
eh, he sort of has a point I guess. I love that we have something like every other week, if not every week, but at the same time it feels like they kinda struggle filling all the cards at times. Rothwell vs dos Santos was pretty shitty and the only fight between dudes approaching quality and relevancy was the main event.
>>66928218
You better ask someone who learns BJJ from Chiesa for their biased opinion too
When rogan leaves they should have cormier and bas rutten be the new commentators
>>66928092
>>66928138
obvious samefag
super low bitrate on this one, quality should be shit
>>66928282
No real point in keeping it at 1280x720 when it's lasting 30 secs, could lower the res and up the bitrate
Ariel shittalking benson henderson
>''I would break his ankles'' Ariel
>>66928330
>implying its not going to be Schaub and Callen
>>66924718
All I know is that was Rogans reasoning. He said he trained just as hard as Jon Jones and Hendricks. And they had girls
>>66928301
Well did you see the fight? Chiesa was losing. He even got rocked first round.
>>66928458
you made me laugh good sir
>>66928487
he had to poop bro, i'd like to see you try to box when you have to poop
https://twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/721504547156463616
KEBABS BTFO
>>66928354
Not samefag. And I really don't get what Conor means by that. Holes in his pocket? So he's constantly losing his money?
>>66928487
yes, but you were basing it off Dariush's BJJ skills. He does have Chiesa beat in the striking department
>>66928546
when he replies to those sandnigs by name its like reading a thread here
>haha ya got something to say Abdul then say it. No need to run off and get help. Pretty sure most can take a joke.
>yeah chill Abdul. I was just having fun too. Everyone chill.
It's time where I post numbers that aren't any of our business. Also holy shit Horcher did it for free the madman
Main card (FOX)
Glover Teixeira ($60,000 + $60,000 = $120,000) def. Rashad Evans ($150,000)
Rose Namajunas ($43,000 + $43,000 = $86,000) def. Tecia Torres ($20,000)
Khabib Nurmagomedov ($24,000 + $24,000 = $48,000) def. Darrell Horcher ($12,000)
Cub Swanson ($44,000 + $44,000 = $88,000) def. Hacran Dias ($16,000)
Preliminary card (FOX)
Michael Chiesa ($33,000 + $33,000 = $66,000) def. Beneil Dariush ($28,000)
Raquel Pennington ($20,000 + $20,000 = $40,000) def. Bethe Correia ($25,000)
Santiago Ponzinibbio ($16,000 + $16,000 = $32,000) def. Court McGee ($27,000)
Michael Graves ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Randy Brown ($12,000)
Preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass)
John Dodson ($35,000 + $35,000 = $70,000) def. Manny Gamburyan ($33,000)
Cezar Ferreira ($24,000 + $24,000 = $48,000) def. Oluwale Bamgbose ($12,000)
Elizeu Zaleski ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Omari Akhmedov ($18,000)
>>66928680
>Michael Chiesa made more than Khabib
>>66928546
bit late lad
I said earlier he comes across as a cunt desu, not just because of this
>>66928546
inshallah the irish kaffir will pay for their insults
>>66928680
Wouldnt even pay one month of brendan frasers alimony
JUST
>>66928715
FORTY G'S LIKE NINE MILLION DOLLARS IN RUSSIA OR WHEREVER HES FROM YOU GOOF
>>66928282
i know nothing at all about how webms are done --- all i can think is maybe if you shrink the size the qulity will improve --- that looked like a 240 youtube grab
tech support ---> >>>/wsr/
>>66928606
I still think Benny has better BJJ skills. He just got his back taken in a weird manner. Things happen in MMA. you know how it goes.
>>66928680
what a joke
how the fuck can the ufc justify this shit pay
476
meanwhile dana and the fertita bros are billionaires, it really is true less than 10% of the ufc's revenue goes to the fighters
>>66928680
>khabib making that much
I thought he was considered a big draw yet he makes less than dodson
lids where can I download/watch Rizin?
>>66928680
>Rose making nearly double what khabib does
wat
>>66928805
i dunno. i'm just replying cuz i havent seen anyone post pic related today
Khabib is fine. Holy shit he's getting paid.
>>66928906
she should write that down and give it to her dad
>>66928790
He was Main Event, I'm guessing they cut him down since he was fighting a literally who.
Props to him for taking the fight, you've got to imagine they told him he'll be getting peanuts but he went in the regardless
>>66928680
Despite being a massive organisation making millions of dollars, the UFC give some of their fighters peanuts.
The strange thing about it is that you then go on to see people getting cut for little reason and it's doubly confusing as to why, as it's not like the UFC couldn't afford to keep their fighters around
>>66921872
he's a filthy commy pinko bastard
>>66928930
Dana made him a millionaire
>>66928906
>>66928950
obvious samefag
Guys, I feel like Ariel isn't a true fight fan.
>thinks there are too many events
>won't watch TUF
>>66929070
ariel doesnt give a shit about the fights, he's in it to create drama for the shekels
>>66928680
>ufc's best lightweight that is still undefeated gets paid less than fighters on the preliminary cards and female fighters
>>66929109
>ufc's best lightweight
>Khabib
Conor is the best LW buddy, he would exploit Khabib's sloppy striking and heem him before Khabib could get his hands on him.
>>66928789
How much money do you actually think the UFC makes? The gate numbers for this barely surpass 1 Million
>>66929070
>won't watch TUF
What was his reason?
>>66929109
Here's a good question, should male fighters make more in addition because they have a better chance of being hurt from brain damage or other physical trauma? Kind of like hazard pay? What about the long term effects that those bring?
>>66929137
>Conor is the best LW buddy
>>66928715
AND ROIGHTFULLY SO
Never done this but I'm going to go off what Tim Kennedy listed in this article. Yes he's a fuckboi (although I respect the troops) he gave me a rough idea about costs. http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/6/27/4470436/tim-kennedy-rips-ufc-fighter-pay
So Khabib made 48 grand.
Gym fees. So let's say he's cool with Javier and trains at Eastern Europe in old school gym. 11%
Nutrition. Hired the guy Corms is working with. 13%
Manager. If he even has one 9%
Coach 10%
Camp lodging. Living in the US for a while at AKA. 8%. If Luke, Corms is cool and let's them stay at his place free like Chael did with Yushin. No Cain because he seems like a dick.
Medicals 3%
Equipment, gloves, pads. 0% let's say Reebok give it to him.
In the end he's looking at 27 thousand.If my math sucks dick someone please fix it. But I'm sure Dana hooked it up and gave him big discretionary bonus. I mean he's probably top three lws in the world and is getting what he deserves backstage.
>>66928680
>Rashad Evans ($150,000)
>You will never earn 150k for running away for 2 minutes and getting heem'd
>>66929070
>>66929143
It's a reality show, it's dragged on too long and it's essentially waiting for over half an episode for a single goddamn fight between whos. I keep an eye out for it because I'm stupid but there's very little reason to care about it anymore. They're not even a bunch of punchy retards and assholes like in the early seasons anymore.
>>66929143
>I will probably watch the first two or so episodes but because there are UFC events every week I don't need the fix anymore unlike before when events were rare.
something along those lines
Robin black and firas Zahabi on JBJ vs OSP: http://youtu.be/-EMTuysPmFw
>>66928134
this desu
>>66929260
IIRC multiple fighters have confirmed discretionary bonuses are a big deal for their pay so it's hard to peg just how much they're really making.
>>66927787
wow it looks like real paper
nice job anon
schaub would be proud
>>66928680
>Tecia Torres ($20,000)
>>66929210
>moves up 2 weight classes
>last minute opponent change
>completely different style
>dominates first round
>gasses out because put on too much weight/muscle in a short period of time so not used to fighting with it
hur dur he is a meme, just watch him heem Nate after he comes in fully prepared and slightly adjusts him gameplan.
>>66924702
I wanna be a part of this crew pham
oh my god you dumb motherfuckers don't understand how a business works
the ufc is probably not profiting much due to lack of consisentent revenue and saddled with debt to to overexpansion and high overhead
it's not a charity for cagefighters and if someone's salary is too low it's their own fault for not marketing themself or being exiting enough, or their managements for not negotiating a high enough wage
>>66928771
this tobeh
>>66929313
>i can't wait until i get my degree
>i literally got half the money for a fight i arguably won
>>66929063
no - my shitposting isn't that meanspirited. while i appreciate rondas judo skills, aggressiveness and raw power i think she's unbalanced and generally a shit person. that being said, bethe knew exactly what she was saying and crossed the line; i wish the ref would have let the fight go on for just 3 seconds longer. and the guy that shitposted the dad remark's a fucking dirtbag too
>>66928680
That's literally shit. Just work at Home Depot ffs.
>>66929384
>Torres will be working towards her master's in criminology
>>66924702
Nate walks like a GTA character
The UFC is not that large of an organization
It cannot pay fighters in the hundreds of thousands all the time. You are disillusioned by actual mega sports leagues and teams shelling out millions for mediocrity
The fact you goofs stream everything, don't buy PPVs, Fight Pass, UFC Reebok gear or tune into fight nights gives you no right to whine about fighter pay
>>66929467
>>66929361
the pay is shit whether corporate is fucking them over or not
what an awful way to earn a '''''''''''''''living''''''''''''''''
>>66929467
Agreed.
>>66929361
which begs the question why ali was making millions per fight back in the 70s with no $49.45 ppv
>>66928680
>>66929260
>khabib made 48
tom lawlor made 16 grand more for beating gian, wew.
i think fighter pay should be linked to your ranking more desu. Khabib should be making around 75k atleast for winning i think
>>66929502
Boxing was a globally very popular sport
MMA isnt
Emphasis on VERY
>>66929535
Schaub received permission from Dana White to participate in the Metamoris 2 Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament on June 9, 2013, facing Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in a no-gi rules match. During the match, Schaub refused to engage Abreu in his ground game, moving away from his opponent several times and earning the ire of the crowd, being heckled several times. After the 20 minutes lapsed, the judges unanimously decided the match in Abreu's favor. During the post-fight interview Brendan Schaub, confused about the crowd's reaction, claimed that viewers were uninformed: "They don't understand what they were seeing." and also previous opponents of Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu claiming that they "fell for his game, and weren't able to neutralize him".
>>66929517
Ranking is based on goof journalists whose opinions = WGAF
>>66929467
>you dont have fp reebok blah blah
I have fightpass, and i buy ppvs. only things i dont buy are reebok merchandise cause fuck them, and i stream the fox shows because i cba to hook up my cable.
hope you got your danabux, tweet this thread to him good goy
>>>/tv/68432212
post BOYs
>>66929260
Taxes bud. That's probably at least 20% right there.
>>66929467
Agreed. They think the UFC is giving money away for free. Conor, Nate, Ronda get paid. They bring stuff to the table. Same with Sage and Paige. Why the fuck should KJ Noons or Chris Cariaso be making 50 thousand. They suck. Not everyone can be a superstar. And if you aren't sorry. Aljamain Sterling gets it. This is a short business and you have to make as much money as you can with the short time you have by kicking ass
>>66929137
>would exploit Khabib's sloppy striking and heem him before Khabib could get his hands on him
>Implying Khabib won't ragdoll him like a pitbull with a toddler
>pay is shit
>some fucking retards defend the shit pay saying its the fighters fault
It's really no wonder mma is so starved of athletic talent
>>66929656
kill yourself
>>66929643
>full gi wanker
wew
>>66929627
Khabib's striking is sloppy, he doesn't tend to shoot in for takedowns and does most of the work from the clinch. Conor can keep the distance utilise his reach advantage as well as superior footwork and catch Khabib when he get gets careless and overaggressive.
>>66929656
post relatively obscure/uncommonly mentioned in lists fighters you like
>Kyle Noke
>Ilir Latifi
>James Krause
>>66929656
Bamgbose
>>66929656
hello tyrone
>>66929691
If Khabib took him down even once in a round, Khabib would most likely win it due to sheer dominance on the ground
If Chad Mendes could take him down multiple times, I imagine Khabib can too
>>66929691
>Khabib doesnt tend to shoot for takedowns
Stopped reading there
>>66929748
It can't be Tyrone. Only white people are cucks. Cucks don't cuck other blacks to my knowledge.
>>66929691
>its a britbong thinks he knows what hes talking about episode
>>66929785
It could be a black person with the fantasy of cucking someone, I'm starting to think that this is what the average cuckposter actually looks like
>>66929812
We dont fantasize about such beta things.
Khabib it
>>66929798
>its a morocan who thinks the """dutch""" flag carries credence after getting cucked by the moor city bandwagoner episode
>>66929724
Vitor Miranda
>>66929798
Savage
>>66929759
If Conor connected even once it would end the fight
>>66929845
>this sentence
hello miguel
>>66929812
How come there aren't many black on black cuckenings in the UFC. Only one that comes to mind is when Nigganou beat the fuck out of that black guy at Zagreb. It's always black on white or white on black violence where someone gets fucked up.
>>66929889
stop being wrong
>>66929909
stop being a blind Conor hater/Khabib nuthugger
Khabib has 1 (one) relevant win
>>66929892
watch Oluwale Bamgbose vs. Uriah Hall
Post future heavyweight matchups
Johnson-Ngannou
Winner of that fight gets Gonzaga
Winner of that fight fights Ruslan Magomedov
>>66929534
nevertheless what was the gate of ali vs holmes + cable $$$ compared to gate + ppv of mcgregor vs diaz? how else was money being made from that ali fight to pay him that octuple of what nate grossed. ppv gross was $75,000,000 if every buyer went standard definition.
>>66929892
What's it called when a black guy cucks a black guy?
>>66929952
don't commercial establishments pay like $1,000 for the PPV?
>>66929977
black on black crime
>>66929977
The white devil exploiting two young little black men for their vile, evil, racis entertainment
>>66929945
Gonzaga will probably be cut or retire
>>66930010
(You)
Reminder that Khabib has exactly 1 (one) win over a top 10 opponent
>>66930031
That's one more than Conor has at LW
>>>/pol/71359982
Help
>>66930031
reminder that that guy got absolutely btfo to a 30-27 and is the current champ who has been beating everybody
>>66925141
Just fuck my shit up
>>66930049
Conor hasn't even fought at LW yet
>>66930054
>reminder that that guy got absolutely btfo to a 30-27 and is the current champ who has been beating everybody
The fact that he has one relevant win still remains,he didn't even get the finish. People got over excited about Khabib because he has been out for so long as soon as he starts fighting often people will remember how boring he is.
>>66925141
literally preschool
>>66922281
Oh god if only......
You now remember Conor McGregor.
NEW: >>66930157
>>66926837
>George trying to cop a feel
>Nick pull his arm up cause he ain't no one's bitch then slaps him
>>66929985
i'm have no idea how the boxing and mma industries work; i'm just trying to get answers to commonly read complaints from both fighters and fans that mma fighters are underpaid. i thought a $65 seat in the rafters was high for rose vs PVZ --- those same seats were literally 10x as much for mcgregor vs diaz. floor seats were several thousand dollars.
wiki says the gate was only $8,100,000 for ufc 196 --- that's what ali got to fight holmes in 1980.
>>66930151
His meme ended when he cut his hair
>>66929319
First round was a spicy banger, 2nd round he got fucked though. I think Nate takes rematch though.
>>66929319
>>moves up 2 weight classes
He didn't move up shit, he fought at his natural weight.
>>66930279
cont.
>>66930157 →
>>66930157 →
>>66930157 →
>>66925141
17 at a party :,,)
How much can OSP squat with that massive ass?
>>66928282
Gotta love Lawler. Dude is a fucking beast.
No way will Condit be standing after 5 in a rematch.
>>66928285
>dream
More like a fantasy. No way does Wonderboy get past the Red King. Rory is a level or two above.
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