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>ufc statement on brandao
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/ufc-issues-statement-following-diego-brandaos-strip-club-arrest
>dillisnake btfo
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/ufc-on-fox-19s-john-dodson-fighting-dillashaw-would-be-great-so-i-could-ko-him-again
>fedor to fight another can
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/17/11446980/report-fedor-vs-fabio-maldonado-in-the-works-for-june-17-in-russia
>ww title won't be on 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/16/11443598/dana-white-robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-more-than-likely-for-ufc
first for south american sluts
>>66912282
>meanwhile in italy
>>66912282
>that camerawork
this dude shoots softcore
>>66912307
just downloaded the webrip from the broadcast
pretty hilarious
forgot to mute the mics for the entire length, especially during where the commercial breaks were supposed to be
so you hear and see things that weren't supposed to be seen
anyway that slut in the checkered top had some outrageous fake tits, everyone would make noise when she and her slut friends were passing by
don't even think they were ring card girls, they were just accompanying someone at ringside
I wanna fuck tecia.
Nth for soon to be LW champ khabib
>>66912308
Reverse cucking, such a rare sight.
>>66912388
ayy I think I have the exact same webrip and I'm watching it right now. I heard Jimmy Smith saying "they might need a kart for this guy" when Antonio McKee KOed him.
What time are the slags at?
>>66912446
they're at the very end of the video
that guy was shit, but everyone thought he was gonna die
I was legit worried
he was clutching at his stomach not getting up
there was no music at that moment, it was all really quiet with everyone sort of holding their breath
http://strawpoll.me/7403053
>>66912282
that cameraman knows what the audience wants
even though heem is literally always wrong, who do you guys have for Fili vs Rodriguez, Fili is gonna take his head clean off imo
>>66912308
italy seems like the perfect place for mma desu
>>66912599
we /ngannou/ now, rephrase your question and i will consider answering
>>66912521
>>66912599
Yair via memes
>>66912501
Also enjoyed Marc getting ready to heem the cameraman when he wouldn't leave the cage
how come niglets and spiclets sell for boxing but not mma??
>>66912638
this is heem you faggot where we talk about fights not fucking cuck shit, I'll give you 10 minutes to respond with an intelligent prediction before everyone in here gets sent to jesus by my overhand right
>>66912669
because boxing is a refined sport and mma is total dogshit
>>66912670
>this is heem you faggot where we talk about fights not fucking cuck shit
>posts a fight night croatia pic when all of heem became literal cucks
>>66912669
manlets like boxing
>>66912614
>randomly bringing up black cock
Stop projecting.
>>66912724
future choke victim detected
>>66912777
its just a joke bro
>>66912665
the whole production seemed a bit amateur at points desu
>>66912670
excuse me sir, but this is in actuality, /ngannou/. haha
>>66912777
it's the slide cuckold shit that is infecting the entirety of 4chan. /pol/ says it's a jewish plot
>>66912665
>>66912308
wow both these guys are shit
>>66912863
try harder next time desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhYXdRD21Bo
>>66912817
You now realize that Sage will look like a downright child molester if he maintains that smile in his late 30s.
>>66912830
>>66912920
he is going to age like michael jackson
>>66912920
did sage get diddled?
>>66912830
silly cameraman
>>66912920
the smile is fine, it's the soulless eyes staring off into the void that get me
>>66913025
No, just beaten. Probably had to watch his mom take a couple clean shots as well.
>>66912904
durianrider looks somewhat normal now
>>66913101
He looks alpha and naturally high test.
>>66913101
that is what a fully carbed super athlete looks like you fackin dumb cunt
>>66913079
It's not even fun to imagine what papa Northcutt has done to them. I've never heard of a devout drug dealer.
>>66912904
shots fired at cockhold
>>66913119
tell me about durianrider why does he shave half his head
i love this video haha
https://youtu.be/NpejbCulbCQ
>>66913176
perhaps he's wondering why someone would get on the fakkin gas before a 5 round fight
Morning, /heem/!
>>66913309
good evening
>>66912521
>wife
>>66913309
>Anderson vs Okami 1.webm
![1344338406314[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JYbPe6e.jpg "1344338406314[1].jpg")
>>66913184
>"you see that red neck, thats a sign of someone clearly on the gas"
Spent the last 4 hours edging to camwhores
Now its time to post heems
>>66913671
Mazzagatti reffing the olympics?
>>66913671
>>66913716
>>66913716
DA FEDDAWATES HIT LIKE FLYWATES
>>66913671
Is he dead?
>>66913754
When was this?
I think people not being able to switch from south to orthodox has stopped years ago.
>>66913781
>I think people not being able to switch from south to orthodox has stopped years ago.
Like the rules actually forbade it?
>>66913754
>people doing backflips off the cage
>>66913671
Why don't you guys just reach out and embrace your waifu?
>>66913801
Like people working to being able to be able to switch between south to orthodox however they please so they can't get into stupid situations like that.
>>66913754
>>66913671
2
>>66913671
3
>>66913716
sauce
>>66913671
>Spent the last 4 hours edging to camwhores
That's always a fun time.
>>66913671
4
>>66913933
LE DEAD GIVEAWAY MAN
post bunda
>>66913716
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa7_1421733778&comments=1
heem dead
>>66914121
>>66912265
what about the cuckoldry meme is funny to you
>>66914161
that is not bunda friend
>>66914161
was there a nip slip in her last fight? i hope there was a nip slip in her last fight.
>>66914121
>>66914121
>>66914121
What's the biggest a bunda could be at 135?
What is your honest opinion of Joe Rogan?
>>66914146
What even happened here? They were fighting, barely anything happening, then the camera starts pointing to the ground, comes back and the guy is on the floor?
>>66914377
Bethe obviously has the max limit bunda at 135. What about 115?
>>66914399
smelly pseud manlet
>>66914377
Jessica Penne has an undisputed 10/10 ass.
>>66914399
pseudo intellectual pothead retard
>>66914427
>try to use """big""" words to sound smart
>fuck up spelling and the entire sentence
ayy lmao lad
>>66914424
Tate, brah.
>>66914452
It's a cracking arse, but it's a 105er's arse filling out for 115, would you agree?
>>66913671
>SRB doing guillotine in wrestling competition
KEK
>>66914359
>>66914562
>>66914551
If it pins, it wins
>>66914324
i dont care what any of you say. Bethe has the best body in the UFC
>dat bunda
>those bee stings
>them thighs
>>66914622
I wanted her to win the split dec so we'd see her victory dance
>>66913819
I wish to be this alpha some day
I met Joe Rogan and Dana after a UFC event a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Joe looked at me, then at my girlfriend and said, "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get heem'd you whore." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Joe you found another goofball?", "Yeah Dana, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend's ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Joe jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Dana jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear "She's gonna get the goofballs and you ain't going to do a thing about it!" I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Joe undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Joe just kept pushing her head down. Joe looked at me and mouthed the words "o-n-n-i-t dot com", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Joe then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Dana who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Dana's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
>>66914796
The funny thing is this actually happened
>>66914796
if not copypasta the someone who isnt you put alot of thought into that
>>66912614
You spelled money wrong
This is what working from home is like on Sunday Funday...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEUfiiGNRzl/
(Tracy Lee is an MMA photographer)
>>66913062
What is it with bones and the fucking short shorts always
Bigfoot vs Struve is gonna be great.
Who you leaning towards in that clash, /heem/?
>"209, mothafucka wut?" -Albert Einstein 25BC
>>66914796
this is funny
Not a single one of you could last a minute in my guard.
>>66915044
well considering its meme vs meme, I'm going to have to go with meme
Enson Inoue has reached the Kumamoto disaster area with a car full of supplies for survivors.
Yamatodamashii family motherfuckers
>>66915272
You couldnt sub me even if you started from the back
can you guys recommend a fight were one guy was just fucking around in the first then just turned it up to 5th in the second and destroyed his opponent ala silva v okami II??? i guess you could count goobs v diaz but others??
>>66915278
But whose meme will reign supreme? I'm leaning towards Struve, personally.
>>66915356
me too, but if Struve fights the way he fought against Rosholt, he might be in trouble
>>66915044
Struve
Young, not a hue, still has a semblance of a chin
>>66912599
The UFC needs to sign Juan "The GOAT" Torres.
>>66915485
>>66915511
>>66915537
>>66915578
They can't even stop a double leg bro!
>>66915578
Him and Tyson recycled more cans than Captain Planet.
>>66915537
Yeah alright what the fuck is that synthol?
>>66915537
Mmmm synthol
>>66915511
Reminder that his best wins are a LHW and the ghost of Larry Holmes.
>>66915485
Lol white American boxers
>>66915578
Calzaghe is the GOAT MW
>>66915633
Pure Mexican Muscle mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_-C4Sk6EHw
>>66915608
Meanwhile Gus' footwork is looking.. a little stiff
>>66915662
>Lol white American boxers
that's the prime minister of canada m8
>>66915678
It was good that he turned his life around to raise a strong clean family.
>>66915537
Body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug
>>66915678
Legs are impressive. Hard to tell but chest needs a bit of work,
>>66915805
Dude she's only 6
>>66915678
Do you think he beat Sage if he lost his karate matches as a kid
>>66915678
Whenever I look at him I think about Markie Mark in Pain & Gain, chasing the American dream with everything he has.
that right hand turn yo ass to a goof quick, imma stay slangin yo girlfriend my long dick
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/721875156960964609
>>66916186
wtf, Kimbo is on the gas?!?
>>66916057
source?
BRAZIL IS FREE LADS
commies removed
>>66916435
source
good job, I hope the west will follow your example
>>66916435
>commies removed
>vice president is left wing
>all parties are left wing
>vice president said "there will be no witch hunts under my watch"
>labor party members won't be jailed and it won't be closed with all the shit they have pulled
kek enjoy your consolation prize
>>66916518
We all know that, but feels good to see that there are still bad deeds that go punished in this shithole.
>>66914170
He doesn't understand it. The "my wife's son" meme is funny because we're mocking cucks, as we should be. Cucks are pathetic. Literally the most contemptible thing a man can be. It is admitting that you are an inferior specimen and are unable to satisfy your woman sexually. Cucks try to spin it all kinds of ways, even try to twist it into them being alpha somehow, but the fact is, to be a cuck is to concede inferiority. If you are inferior, then we are justified in treating you as such.
They don't understand the meme. Mocking cucks is funny. Being one is not.
>>66915679
Why do i keep seeing this reaction image. Who is this dude
>>66916696
he's just a friendly guy
>>66916696
>>66916645
Psychology major here, cuckolds receive pleasure from different varieties of humiliation, not just niggers banging their wives. To claim they're conceding as inferior human beings is false, a lot of rich and powerful men tend to get bored of standard sexual activities, hence they resort to vile massochistic tendencies that can be manifested in many forms, one of which is cuckolding. In a way they're just spoilt and willing to add a little spice into their life regardless of how degrading it is. As for regular cuckolds, most of them have struggled getting the girl of their dreams during high school, and the only way to get satisfaction is to imagine their dream girl getting fucked by a guy that she actually desires to add a more realistic feeling. Hence giving birth to a mental degradation known as cuckolding.
>>66916810
So at the very least, in the second example, I'm right. They,re admitting they're inferior because they literally have to fantasize about girls being fucked by other men because they believe they couldn't get that girl themselves.
In either case, men who humiliate themselves for sexual gratification are just as worthy of contempt anyway.
The point is, cucks are to be mocked, not emulated.
is Khabib that big or is Edgar that small?
![WvX7FFl[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1ah2dFB.png "WvX7FFl[1].png")
>>66916810
>>66917059
yes
>>66917059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVsHIvxQmR4
I wish ufc would actually do interesting fights
Edgar vs Chiesa @ LW
Edgar vs Conor FW belt (should be ufc 200)
Conor vs Khabib @ LW
Chiesa vs Cerrone @ WW
Dodson vs Cruz BW belt
Lewis vs Ngannau
Nate vs Khabib 5 round main event
>>66917059
Frankie is a fucking twink, Khabib is based though
>>66917366
Weidman's shirt would be the reverse
>>66917396
Need new fans the old ones are starting to hate me?
>>66913840
hes fine no worries la'
>>66917435
>golly gee he wants to give everyone HEALTHCARE? l-l-like every country that's not a shithole? Literally Hitler
atleast go at it from an increased tax perspective wew.
>>66917528
why would i complain about taxes to a bunch of neets with no tax liability.
>>66917528
>he supports universal healthcare
>>66917627
Look how bad the UFC got after fighters got year round insurance coverage
what do you american heem friends think of this article
http://theamericanreport.org/2015/08/19/clues-unlock-obama-id/
>pst yfw jon comes in and looks slow as shit due to too much heavy lifting
Where are all you haters who were telling me that Eddie Alvarez doesn't deserve a title shot now, huh?
>b-b-but he doesn't beat former top contenders and champions clearly enough
I mean, he's getting destroyed by RDA but this is a more legit LW world championship match than him vs Conor ever would have been.
>>66917646
insurance provided by private companies isn't the same thing as state healthcare provided with income taxes
>>66915678
Like Sage, he's not that strong. Look at the thin wrists and ankles and the narrow shoulders. Sage looks DYEL in a t-shirt. No wonder he got exposed in the octagon.
>>66915291
>tfw no assorted rice balls
>>66917366
someone replace it with if heem were easy it would be called the ug with heem and ug in blue
>>66917697
private or public, n-n-neither will help once I c-clatter your head off the c-c-canvas
>>66917721
>Sage looks DYEL in a t-shirt
Oh canada
>>66917824
y-yer a gazelle
>>66917824
get in my guard bro
EDGY BRAH ON THE CHURCH OF WHATS HAPPENING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC7F_iOrwu4&ab_channel=JoeyDiaz
>>66917856
>get in my guard
>posts a rear naked choke
Lurk more casual
>>66917833
He has a delicate bone structure. You know I'm right, anon. He'll never be elite. There are species of birds with more solid skeletal frame.
>>66917892
a rear naked choke would be the result of you getting in my guard friend
>he can't rear naked choke someone who's on top of him
>>66917914
>>66917892
this
just stretch your arms retard
>>66917899
That comment has literally nothing to do with whether or not Sage looks DYEL-mode with a t shirt on. I'm not saying he's elite, I'm not saying he's good, all I'm saying is you can tell the dude lifts with a t shirt on
>>66913840
Aoki is such a fuckboy, he'd get wrecked against any real top 10 fighter.
>>66917985
Well he's 1-1 against the current LW title challenger, but you're probably right.
>>66917856
What the literal fuck.. did this guy slip in and out of consciousness like 4 times?
>>66918050
his last fight against Eddie wasn't even competitive
>>66918089
and he heel hooked him in a minute and a half in the other one
Aoki has the skills to beat anybody, it's just that the blueprint to beat him has been written but not everyone can pull it off, sort of like the Diaz brothers.
>>66918108
The other one happened nearly 10 years ago.
Dude got brutally KO'ed by a crossdresser kickboxer, and doesn't fight anyone of notice lately.He just fought 90 years old Sakuraba.
>watching countdown again
Does Cejudo still fly forward while punching?
>>66918148
I think you're just a hater honestly who can't respect Aoki's skills. I'm not saying he's the best fighter ever, but he is a great fighter.
>I rate Aoki
>>66917833
He's getting pretty obnoxious with his sellout-ness. Who in their right mind nowadays falls for the ''take overpriced dietary supplements to build muscle'' meme?
>>66918083
The commentator were joking about him playing possum at first then getting put out for real
>>66918199
He has skills, but he also has some funny business going on, like being able to use those
pants that help him to grab people
>>66918218
> Who in their right mind nowadays falls for the ''take overpriced dietary supplements to build muscle'' meme?
Apparently Lyoto Machida and Yoel Romero.
post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
>>66915627
got more kangroo webms i remember seeing one do a rear naked choke before
Joey Diaz is live with Edgy Brah
As far as I know they haven't talked about sucking cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC7F_iOrwu4
>>66918610
>Joey Diaz
>>66918648
>hating Joey Diaz
>>66918668
Tfw plebs in heem aren't itching to see aoki mix it up with the ufc lightweights
What the fug is wrong with you guys
>>66918890
UFC centrism, if you don't take Daddy Dana's money you're not a good fighter
So it's pretty clear if Overeem beats Arlovski he's next for Werdum?
>>66919027
Yes
Rothwell made sure of that
I hope my boy rothwell will come back from this loss, if he varied his offense more and maybe even went for a takedown he could have won against JDS
Hanging out at the beach today celebrating my son's birthday @gustavo__m__ ||--->>>Relaxando hoje no aniversário do meu filho @gustavo__m__ parabéns!!! #Jesus #JesusFirst #evolvemma #evolvefightteam
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEU_TCpBTkI/
>>66913045
he is just a virgin
>>66919075
Is it his real son or his wifes son?
>>66919075
>celebrating my wife's son's birthday
>>66919074
I wonder why he didn't. He talked a lot about fear working for him now, maybe the fear came back after he felt the weight of a JDS punch to the gut? Fear freezes people up...
>>66919112
tried to post le nigger emoticon, i'm honestly glad it didn't work
>>66919130
He never managed to be square on JDS, any time Ben got close to him JDS was either circling out or if Ben was even remotely close enough to grab him he'd turn and niggerbolt out of there Gus vs DC style
>>66919165
I received my 4th degree BJJ Black Belt from my coach Carlos Machado yesterday. Carlos presented it to me at the end of his BJJ seminar which he ran at my martial arts school on 17th April. It is a great honour to receive this rank and to also receive it from Carlos Machado. It was even more special receiving it in front of 50 of my students.
I love BJJ and I am even more passionate about it now than when I first started back in 1996. I recently retired from MMA fighting. My goal now is to get better every day and pass on what I know to all of my students and make them achieve their goals!
See you on the mat.
Anthony Perosh
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEVGZIpRiLu/
>>66919273
thanks for keeping us updated on what anthony perosh is doing (sarcasm)
>>66919275
No problem!
>>66919275
The social media and Gabi spammer is a woman.
>>66919293
DELET THIS
>>66919296
is she a qt?
>ywn see a GSP - McGregor superfight
post your bork
>>66919293
>>66919309
th-thanks
>>66919352
o-oh fuck i posted it again i couldn't help myself
>>66919340
Evans losing like that feels bad man. He's been one of my favorite fighters since I started watching the sport. He was MY BOY when he was no one's boy after knocking out Chuck.
Another /badfeelsman/ was the decline of Big Nog.
>>66918890
> wanting to see another japcan disappoint go 1-4 in the UFC.
>>66919361
Herring... FLIPPING out of control
>>66919360
>>66919379
>>66919340
>>66919340
>>66919397
>BJ Penn fighting on FitePass
ayy lmao
>>66919360
What did he mean by this?
>>66919421
sarcasm
>>66919420
That is a horrible looking body, especially for a pro athlete
>>66919433
I meant UFC IS FAKE guy, but ok.
>>66919446
So did I.
>>66919438
he used to be like 300lbs
>mma writers/"people" want a paige/torres rematch
it's looking like my prediction of paige ending with a 7-10 record is looking more accurate.
>>66919385
Man I liked Herring. Shame Lesnar beat him into retirement.
Why is she so cute, bros?
>tfw JJ will pound that pretty face
>>66919479
shit really? Good on him then.
>>66919500
no neck man abs disgusting hue
post yfw the mighty meme dies
>>66919498
it's especially weird because no one knew really what they were up against with lesnar and that easily could have been werdum or mir or fedor or arlovski or hunt retiring after getting smashed by brock and quitting after.
