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>ufc statement on brandao
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/ufc-issues-statement-following-diego-brandaos-strip-club-arrest
>dillisnake btfo
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/ufc-on-fox-19s-john-dodson-fighting-dillashaw-would-be-great-so-i-could-ko-him-again
>fedor to fight another can
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/17/11446980/report-fedor-vs-fabio-maldonado-in-the-works-for-june-17-in-russia
>ww title won't be on 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/16/11443598/dana-white-robbie-lawler-vs-tyron-woodley-more-than-likely-for-ufc
first for south american sluts
>>66912282
>meanwhile in italy
>>66912282
>that camerawork
this dude shoots softcore
>>66912307
just downloaded the webrip from the broadcast
pretty hilarious
forgot to mute the mics for the entire length, especially during where the commercial breaks were supposed to be
so you hear and see things that weren't supposed to be seen
anyway that slut in the checkered top had some outrageous fake tits, everyone would make noise when she and her slut friends were passing by
don't even think they were ring card girls, they were just accompanying someone at ringside
I wanna fuck tecia.
Nth for soon to be LW champ khabib
>>66912308
Reverse cucking, such a rare sight.
>>66912388
ayy I think I have the exact same webrip and I'm watching it right now. I heard Jimmy Smith saying "they might need a kart for this guy" when Antonio McKee KOed him.
What time are the slags at?
>>66912446
they're at the very end of the video
that guy was shit, but everyone thought he was gonna die
I was legit worried
he was clutching at his stomach not getting up
there was no music at that moment, it was all really quiet with everyone sort of holding their breath
http://strawpoll.me/7403053
>>66912282
that cameraman knows what the audience wants
even though heem is literally always wrong, who do you guys have for Fili vs Rodriguez, Fili is gonna take his head clean off imo
>>66912308
italy seems like the perfect place for mma desu
>>66912599
we /ngannou/ now, rephrase your question and i will consider answering
>>66912599
Yair via memes
>>66912501
Also enjoyed Marc getting ready to heem the cameraman when he wouldn't leave the cage
how come niglets and spiclets sell for boxing but not mma??
>>66912638
this is heem you faggot where we talk about fights not fucking cuck shit, I'll give you 10 minutes to respond with an intelligent prediction before everyone in here gets sent to jesus by my overhand right
>>66912669
because boxing is a refined sport and mma is total dogshit
>>66912670
>this is heem you faggot where we talk about fights not fucking cuck shit
>posts a fight night croatia pic when all of heem became literal cucks
>>66912669
manlets like boxing
>>66912614
>randomly bringing up black cock
Stop projecting.
>>66912724
future choke victim detected
>>66912777
its just a joke bro
>>66912665
the whole production seemed a bit amateur at points desu
>>66912670
excuse me sir, but this is in actuality, /ngannou/. haha
>>66912777
it's the slide cuckold shit that is infecting the entirety of 4chan. /pol/ says it's a jewish plot
>>66912308
wow both these guys are shit
>>66912863
try harder next time desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhYXdRD21Bo
>>66912817
You now realize that Sage will look like a downright child molester if he maintains that smile in his late 30s.
>>66912920
he is going to age like michael jackson
did sage get diddled?
>>66912830
silly cameraman
>>66912920
the smile is fine, it's the soulless eyes staring off into the void that get me
>>66913025
No, just beaten. Probably had to watch his mom take a couple clean shots as well.
>>66912904
durianrider looks somewhat normal now
>>66913101
He looks alpha and naturally high test.
>>66913101
that is what a fully carbed super athlete looks like you fackin dumb cunt
>>66913079
It's not even fun to imagine what papa Northcutt has done to them. I've never heard of a devout drug dealer.
>>66912904
shots fired at cockhold
>>66913119
tell me about durianrider why does he shave half his head
i love this video haha
https://youtu.be/NpejbCulbCQ
>>66913176
perhaps he's wondering why someone would get on the fakkin gas before a 5 round fight
Morning, /heem/!
>>66913309
good evening
>>66913309
>Anderson vs Okami 1.webm
>>66913184
>"you see that red neck, thats a sign of someone clearly on the gas"
Spent the last 4 hours edging to camwhores
Now its time to post heems
>>66913671
Mazzagatti reffing the olympics?
>>66913716
DA FEDDAWATES HIT LIKE FLYWATES
>>66913671
Is he dead?
>>66913754
When was this?
I think people not being able to switch from south to orthodox has stopped years ago.
>>66913781
>I think people not being able to switch from south to orthodox has stopped years ago.
Like the rules actually forbade it?
>>66913754
>people doing backflips off the cage
Why don't you guys just reach out and embrace your waifu?
>>66913801
Like people working to being able to be able to switch between south to orthodox however they please so they can't get into stupid situations like that.
>>66913716
sauce
>>66913671
>Spent the last 4 hours edging to camwhores
That's always a fun time.
>>66913933
LE DEAD GIVEAWAY MAN
post bunda
>>66913716
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa7_1421733778&comments=1
heem dead
>>66912265
what about the cuckoldry meme is funny to you
>>66914161
that is not bunda friend
>>66914161
was there a nip slip in her last fight? i hope there was a nip slip in her last fight.
>>66914121
What's the biggest a bunda could be at 135?
What is your honest opinion of Joe Rogan?
>>66914146
What even happened here? They were fighting, barely anything happening, then the camera starts pointing to the ground, comes back and the guy is on the floor?
>>66914377
Bethe obviously has the max limit bunda at 135. What about 115?
>>66914399
smelly pseud manlet
>>66914377
Jessica Penne has an undisputed 10/10 ass.
>>66914399
pseudo intellectual pothead retard
>>66914427
>try to use """big""" words to sound smart
>fuck up spelling and the entire sentence
ayy lmao lad
>>66914424
Tate, brah.
>>66914452
It's a cracking arse, but it's a 105er's arse filling out for 115, would you agree?
>>66913671
>SRB doing guillotine in wrestling competition
KEK
>>66914359
>>66914562
>>66914551
If it pins, it wins
>>66914324
i dont care what any of you say. Bethe has the best body in the UFC
>dat bunda
>those bee stings
>them thighs
>>66914622
I wanted her to win the split dec so we'd see her victory dance
>>66913819
I wish to be this alpha some day
I met Joe Rogan and Dana after a UFC event a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Joe looked at me, then at my girlfriend and said, "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get heem'd you whore." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Joe you found another goofball?", "Yeah Dana, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend's ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Joe jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Dana jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear "She's gonna get the goofballs and you ain't going to do a thing about it!" I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Joe undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Joe just kept pushing her head down. Joe looked at me and mouthed the words "o-n-n-i-t dot com", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Joe then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Dana who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Dana's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
>>66914796
The funny thing is this actually happened
>>66914796
if not copypasta the someone who isnt you put alot of thought into that
>>66912614
You spelled money wrong
This is what working from home is like on Sunday Funday...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEUfiiGNRzl/
(Tracy Lee is an MMA photographer)
>>66913062
What is it with bones and the fucking short shorts always
Bigfoot vs Struve is gonna be great.
Who you leaning towards in that clash, /heem/?
>"209, mothafucka wut?" -Albert Einstein 25BC
>>66914796
this is funny
Not a single one of you could last a minute in my guard.
>>66915044
well considering its meme vs meme, I'm going to have to go with meme
Enson Inoue has reached the Kumamoto disaster area with a car full of supplies for survivors.
Yamatodamashii family motherfuckers
>>66915272
You couldnt sub me even if you started from the back
can you guys recommend a fight were one guy was just fucking around in the first then just turned it up to 5th in the second and destroyed his opponent ala silva v okami II??? i guess you could count goobs v diaz but others??
>>66915278
But whose meme will reign supreme? I'm leaning towards Struve, personally.
>>66915356
me too, but if Struve fights the way he fought against Rosholt, he might be in trouble
>>66915044
Struve
Young, not a hue, still has a semblance of a chin
>>66912599
The UFC needs to sign Juan "The GOAT" Torres.
>>66915485
>>66915511
>>66915537
>>66915578
They can't even stop a double leg bro!
>>66915578
Him and Tyson recycled more cans than Captain Planet.
>>66915537
Yeah alright what the fuck is that synthol?
>>66915537
Mmmm synthol
>>66915511
Reminder that his best wins are a LHW and the ghost of Larry Holmes.
>>66915485
Lol white American boxers
>>66915578
Calzaghe is the GOAT MW
>>66915633
Pure Mexican Muscle mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_-C4Sk6EHw
>>66915608
Meanwhile Gus' footwork is looking.. a little stiff
>>66915662
>Lol white American boxers
that's the prime minister of canada m8
>>66915678
It was good that he turned his life around to raise a strong clean family.
>>66915537
Body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug
>>66915678
Legs are impressive. Hard to tell but chest needs a bit of work,
>>66915805
Dude she's only 6
>>66915678
Do you think he beat Sage if he lost his karate matches as a kid
>>66915678
Whenever I look at him I think about Markie Mark in Pain & Gain, chasing the American dream with everything he has.
that right hand turn yo ass to a goof quick, imma stay slangin yo girlfriend my long dick
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/721875156960964609
>>66916186
wtf, Kimbo is on the gas?!?
>>66916057
source?
BRAZIL IS FREE LADS
commies removed
>>66916435
source
good job, I hope the west will follow your example
>>66916435
>commies removed
>vice president is left wing
>all parties are left wing
>vice president said "there will be no witch hunts under my watch"
>labor party members won't be jailed and it won't be closed with all the shit they have pulled
kek enjoy your consolation prize
>>66916518
We all know that, but feels good to see that there are still bad deeds that go punished in this shithole.
>>66914170
He doesn't understand it. The "my wife's son" meme is funny because we're mocking cucks, as we should be. Cucks are pathetic. Literally the most contemptible thing a man can be. It is admitting that you are an inferior specimen and are unable to satisfy your woman sexually. Cucks try to spin it all kinds of ways, even try to twist it into them being alpha somehow, but the fact is, to be a cuck is to concede inferiority. If you are inferior, then we are justified in treating you as such.
They don't understand the meme. Mocking cucks is funny. Being one is not.
>>66915679
Why do i keep seeing this reaction image. Who is this dude
>>66916696
he's just a friendly guy
>>66916645
Psychology major here, cuckolds receive pleasure from different varieties of humiliation, not just niggers banging their wives. To claim they're conceding as inferior human beings is false, a lot of rich and powerful men tend to get bored of standard sexual activities, hence they resort to vile massochistic tendencies that can be manifested in many forms, one of which is cuckolding. In a way they're just spoilt and willing to add a little spice into their life regardless of how degrading it is. As for regular cuckolds, most of them have struggled getting the girl of their dreams during high school, and the only way to get satisfaction is to imagine their dream girl getting fucked by a guy that she actually desires to add a more realistic feeling. Hence giving birth to a mental degradation known as cuckolding.
>>66916810
So at the very least, in the second example, I'm right. They,re admitting they're inferior because they literally have to fantasize about girls being fucked by other men because they believe they couldn't get that girl themselves.
In either case, men who humiliate themselves for sexual gratification are just as worthy of contempt anyway.
The point is, cucks are to be mocked, not emulated.
is Khabib that big or is Edgar that small?
>>66917059
yes
>>66917059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVsHIvxQmR4
I wish ufc would actually do interesting fights
Edgar vs Chiesa @ LW
Edgar vs Conor FW belt (should be ufc 200)
Conor vs Khabib @ LW
Chiesa vs Cerrone @ WW
Dodson vs Cruz BW belt
Lewis vs Ngannau
Nate vs Khabib 5 round main event
>>66917059
Frankie is a fucking twink, Khabib is based though
>>66917366
Weidman's shirt would be the reverse
>>66917396
Need new fans the old ones are starting to hate me?
>>66913840
hes fine no worries la'
>>66917435
>golly gee he wants to give everyone HEALTHCARE? l-l-like every country that's not a shithole? Literally Hitler
atleast go at it from an increased tax perspective wew.
>>66917528
why would i complain about taxes to a bunch of neets with no tax liability.
>>66917528
>he supports universal healthcare
>>66917627
Look how bad the UFC got after fighters got year round insurance coverage
what do you american heem friends think of this article
http://theamericanreport.org/2015/08/19/clues-unlock-obama-id/
>pst yfw jon comes in and looks slow as shit due to too much heavy lifting
Where are all you haters who were telling me that Eddie Alvarez doesn't deserve a title shot now, huh?
>b-b-but he doesn't beat former top contenders and champions clearly enough
I mean, he's getting destroyed by RDA but this is a more legit LW world championship match than him vs Conor ever would have been.
>>66917646
insurance provided by private companies isn't the same thing as state healthcare provided with income taxes
>>66915678
Like Sage, he's not that strong. Look at the thin wrists and ankles and the narrow shoulders. Sage looks DYEL in a t-shirt. No wonder he got exposed in the octagon.
>>66915291
>tfw no assorted rice balls
>>66917366
someone replace it with if heem were easy it would be called the ug with heem and ug in blue
>>66917697
private or public, n-n-neither will help once I c-clatter your head off the c-c-canvas
>>66917721
>Sage looks DYEL in a t-shirt
Oh canada
>>66917824
y-yer a gazelle
>>66917824
get in my guard bro
EDGY BRAH ON THE CHURCH OF WHATS HAPPENING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC7F_iOrwu4&ab_channel=JoeyDiaz
>>66917856
>get in my guard
>posts a rear naked choke
Lurk more casual
>>66917833
He has a delicate bone structure. You know I'm right, anon. He'll never be elite. There are species of birds with more solid skeletal frame.
>>66917892
a rear naked choke would be the result of you getting in my guard friend
>he can't rear naked choke someone who's on top of him
>>66917914
>>66917892
this
just stretch your arms retard
>>66917899
That comment has literally nothing to do with whether or not Sage looks DYEL-mode with a t shirt on. I'm not saying he's elite, I'm not saying he's good, all I'm saying is you can tell the dude lifts with a t shirt on
>>66913840
Aoki is such a fuckboy, he'd get wrecked against any real top 10 fighter.
>>66917985
Well he's 1-1 against the current LW title challenger, but you're probably right.
>>66917856
What the literal fuck.. did this guy slip in and out of consciousness like 4 times?
>>66918050
his last fight against Eddie wasn't even competitive
>>66918089
and he heel hooked him in a minute and a half in the other one
Aoki has the skills to beat anybody, it's just that the blueprint to beat him has been written but not everyone can pull it off, sort of like the Diaz brothers.
>>66918108
The other one happened nearly 10 years ago.
Dude got brutally KO'ed by a crossdresser kickboxer, and doesn't fight anyone of notice lately.He just fought 90 years old Sakuraba.
>watching countdown again
Does Cejudo still fly forward while punching?
>>66918148
I think you're just a hater honestly who can't respect Aoki's skills. I'm not saying he's the best fighter ever, but he is a great fighter.
>I rate Aoki
>>66917833
He's getting pretty obnoxious with his sellout-ness. Who in their right mind nowadays falls for the ''take overpriced dietary supplements to build muscle'' meme?
>>66918083
The commentator were joking about him playing possum at first then getting put out for real
>>66918199
He has skills, but he also has some funny business going on, like being able to use those
pants that help him to grab people
>>66918218
> Who in their right mind nowadays falls for the ''take overpriced dietary supplements to build muscle'' meme?
Apparently Lyoto Machida and Yoel Romero.
post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
>>66915627
got more kangroo webms i remember seeing one do a rear naked choke before
Joey Diaz is live with Edgy Brah
As far as I know they haven't talked about sucking cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC7F_iOrwu4
>>66918610
>Joey Diaz
>>66918648
>hating Joey Diaz
Tfw plebs in heem aren't itching to see aoki mix it up with the ufc lightweights
What the fug is wrong with you guys
>>66918890
UFC centrism, if you don't take Daddy Dana's money you're not a good fighter
So it's pretty clear if Overeem beats Arlovski he's next for Werdum?
>>66919027
Yes
Rothwell made sure of that
I hope my boy rothwell will come back from this loss, if he varied his offense more and maybe even went for a takedown he could have won against JDS
Hanging out at the beach today celebrating my son's birthday @gustavo__m__ ||--->>>Relaxando hoje no aniversário do meu filho @gustavo__m__ parabéns!!! #Jesus #JesusFirst #evolvemma #evolvefightteam
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEU_TCpBTkI/
>>66913045
he is just a virgin
>>66919075
Is it his real son or his wifes son?
>>66919075
>celebrating my wife's son's birthday
>>66919074
I wonder why he didn't. He talked a lot about fear working for him now, maybe the fear came back after he felt the weight of a JDS punch to the gut? Fear freezes people up...
>>66919112
tried to post le nigger emoticon, i'm honestly glad it didn't work
>>66919130
He never managed to be square on JDS, any time Ben got close to him JDS was either circling out or if Ben was even remotely close enough to grab him he'd turn and niggerbolt out of there Gus vs DC style
I received my 4th degree BJJ Black Belt from my coach Carlos Machado yesterday. Carlos presented it to me at the end of his BJJ seminar which he ran at my martial arts school on 17th April. It is a great honour to receive this rank and to also receive it from Carlos Machado. It was even more special receiving it in front of 50 of my students.
I love BJJ and I am even more passionate about it now than when I first started back in 1996. I recently retired from MMA fighting. My goal now is to get better every day and pass on what I know to all of my students and make them achieve their goals!
See you on the mat.
Anthony Perosh
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEVGZIpRiLu/
>>66919273
thanks for keeping us updated on what anthony perosh is doing (sarcasm)
>>66919275
No problem!
>>66919275
The social media and Gabi spammer is a woman.
>>66919293
DELET THIS
>>66919296
is she a qt?
>ywn see a GSP - McGregor superfight
post your bork
>>66919293
>>66919309
th-thanks
>>66919352
o-oh fuck i posted it again i couldn't help myself
Evans losing like that feels bad man. He's been one of my favorite fighters since I started watching the sport. He was MY BOY when he was no one's boy after knocking out Chuck.
Another /badfeelsman/ was the decline of Big Nog.
>>66918890
> wanting to see another japcan disappoint go 1-4 in the UFC.
>>66919361
Herring... FLIPPING out of control
>BJ Penn fighting on FitePass
ayy lmao
>>66919360
What did he mean by this?
>>66919421
sarcasm
>>66919420
That is a horrible looking body, especially for a pro athlete
>>66919433
I meant UFC IS FAKE guy, but ok.
>>66919446
So did I.
>>66919438
he used to be like 300lbs
>mma writers/"people" want a paige/torres rematch
it's looking like my prediction of paige ending with a 7-10 record is looking more accurate.
>>66919385
Man I liked Herring. Shame Lesnar beat him into retirement.
Why is she so cute, bros?
>tfw JJ will pound that pretty face
>>66919479
shit really? Good on him then.
>>66919500
no neck man abs disgusting hue
post yfw the mighty meme dies
>>66919498
it's especially weird because no one knew really what they were up against with lesnar and that easily could have been werdum or mir or fedor or arlovski or hunt retiring after getting smashed by brock and quitting after.
>>66919498
He had success on the poker circuit for a while, in his later UFC days and post-retirement.
>>66919517
Well JDS KTFO Werdum. Now Werdum is the champ and many people argue hes the HW GOAT
I did not see Herring as the champ but he could have been a solid top 15 guy. Maybe a gate keeper. He was an athletic and agile heavyweight which the UFC always needs as well.
>>66919500
its her adam's apple and feminine penis bruh
>>66919531
That's what I mean, all of these guys were very close to these sort of fights being made. Hunt wasn't even a top 150 HW by the time he made his top 10 run. Werdum might have quit to be a BJJ instructor, Herring might have fought like someone like Christian Wellisch instead of Brock and might be in the Gonzaga position right now.
>>66919500
literally looks like erick silva if his hair grew out
drinking a coors light tobeh
>>66919584
why?
>>66919361
Look at Lesnar bouncing around on his toes. It's not like he had good footwork, but he was naturally pretty light and quick on his feet.
>>66919593
cause my friend got like 20 random beers for 3 bucks and its one of them, so why not
>>66919603
a-and cause bud light won't pay you nothin
>>66919372
>out of the octagon for extended period of time
>no tune up
>fights one of the best in his division
Deserved it
ok lads serious time
what is your preferred fitefan drink
>mickeys
>miller lite
>bud lite
choose wisely
>>66919621
>not drinking nutritious water.
It's weird watching One FC straight after the UFC, it really highlights just how much better their production, commentary and judging are.
Joe Rogan was killing me on the Fox show, le pick a side and stick with it BJJ bias man is just so bad.
>>66919621
lukewarm water, as the ancients used to enjoy while watching gladiators duke it out
You know who sneaks under the radar but i find totally badass? Dan Kelly, he's not like real real impressive but he's damn respectable.
Plus he gets huge brownie pts for being Australia Olympic judo coach, funny he's gonna take time off his MMA career to coach the team during in Rio and UFC brass is totally fine. Seems nice because Zuffa seem rather protective of their fighter employees doing anything outside the org.
is last nights bellator worth going back and watching?
>>66919510
i just hope he gets alot of twitch followers, so he can use them to double his ppv draw.
>>66919621
Coffee because events almost always take place at stupid o' clock here
>>66919645
>>66919500
some people in Brazil called her erick silva with a wig
>>66919645
power of the dadbod.
Its funny how how good aussie fighters are as old men.
Perosh was pretty respectable and beat a lot of good guys.
And the UFC are ok when it comes to grappling sports. Getting concussions by fighting in boxing or other promotions is bad.
>>66919645
I feel like they keep putting him in there to lose because he's old and only really has regional name value but he keeps putting on impressive performances and comes off so well in the post-fight interviews. I am a big fan of his.
>>66919658
Speaking of Erick Silva, anyone got a webm of that dirty cunt's cheap shot off of a glove touch?
>>66919675
dont have any but there has to be at least a few webms he's attempted or done it more then a few times.
>>66919656
Seeing Kelly win that fight was amazing. I don't think I've ever been so overjoyed while watching a fight in a while
>>66918610
>lee syatt
>>66919621
Mickeys if I had to pick but I like Miller Lite too. I'd never drink any of those on purpose because there are better options than either.
>>66919705
>hating Lee Syatt
>>66919596
>Look at Lesnar bouncing around on his toes
looked like he was off balance to me haha
>>66919647
the main event was horrible but the rest of the card was pretty solid (seems like that's what I've said about every bellator card since coker took over)
Sakara litterally killed Brian Rogers and they put up quasi-russian Ronda Rousey against some random chick with 0 experience who would probably lose to the amateur opponents rousey faced.
>>66919610
YEAAAAAH. i said that but they didn't get it, fucking casuals. the guy who got it is unironically a big sage and conair fan like wew. i unironically watch uncle danas show with him after he became a fan
>>66913671
based Serbia
that's your receipt for the ottoman empire, turk.
>>66919739
i think you got the wrong thread /sg/ is in /pol/ lad?
>>66914359
T H I C K
H
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>>66919663
dat dadbod shouldn't exist outside of heavyweight.
Also Perosh despite getting destroyed a lot really had no business winning some fights. At least they didn't force him too hard just because he was aussie like they did with Elvis.
>>66919737
I'm glad it's mostly unironic between you two
what are your thoughts on this classy lady
>>66919751
i live for memes and the unironicness 3bhwy
>>66919757
strong alpha woman mum lad
>>66919757
she has balls for fighting the best but she's not really good at anything.
>>66919696
I've found a webmaster of the incident during his clash with Nordine "What kind of name is Nordine" Taleb
>>66919796
Unfortunately, as with so many other great pranks, the one on the receiving end just took it way too seriously
>this day in history Ross Clifton became the first Reebok sponsored MMA fighter
>>66919645
Agreed. He's a bad ass. His last win against Shoe Face really got me over with him. I thought he was set up to lose like this >>66919665 guy thinks too but man he put up a fight. You have to love these kind of underdogs.
>>66919811
lel
>>66919768
http://imuslim.name/3233-meaning-Nurdeen-muslim-arabic-names.html
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r25JJ7wxamA
>>66919812
my nigga
>>66919819
wut
>>66919757
She disgusts me
>>66915291
Dats them Yakuza connections right there.
>>66919832
I fucked up twice with that post, meant to quote >>66919796
and accidentally pasted my clipboard
>>66914324
Betch v Cyborg when?
>>66914399
Hes like a typical dad that does drugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1DPKHKA2os
>HEY I'M STEVE-O AND THIS IS THE REAR NAKED CHOKE.
>>66914399
he's alright, I guess.
his fans are turbo faggots.
>>66914622
whats a bee sting senpai
>>66914424
joanna has the cutest
>>66919435
Henzo is a personal rero of mine
remember when lellator signed those hot chicks to rekindle their female divisions. whatever happened with them?
>>66919934
hnnnnng oh yeah.
>>66919948
Coker's matchmaking reminds me of Pride, if you've got a name or they see something in you then they'll give you handpicked matchups to build you up, but if you were just a chance hiring then it's sink or swim with a vengeance.
>>66919796
what a douche
>>66919956
Who is she?
>>66919939
All McGregor haters are scum
>>66919985
but I don't think they've even booked any of them yet
>>66920015
Denise Kieholtz.
>2012 was 6 years ago
>durianrider is going to make a video on full natty brah Luke Rockhold if I understood his ozzie speak correctly
My body is ready
>>66920026
Yankova just fought a 0-0 girl who from what I can tell was undersized for the division and didn't have a striking background.
>>66919933
schaubs_face_at_end_of_fight_with_arlovski_jpeg.tiff
>>66920043
i would LOVE that... sauce???
>>66920039
>it's been over 5 years since Anderson Silva front kicked Vitor's face off
>>66920061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nPxWv9zZ3Q
Skip to 1:20, a few seconds later it sounds like he says "steroid guys like Luke Rockhold" that he'll make a video about that guys worship guys like Rockhodl
>>66920089
He said The Rock, i.e., Dwayne Johnson.
Wait Ben Askren fought this weekend?
>>66920131
Yes, the fight was pretty good.
He kept taking this Russian down and it looked like it was going to be a blowout in the first round, but the Russian started coming back on the feet and exposing Askren's basic striking. Ended up being one of those fights where you've got hope every time the striker stands up but the superior wrestler would just take them down and start beating them up again. I enjoyed it.
Can't believe you ridiculous pricks thought there'd actually be four (4) title fights on 200
>>66920106
everyone know rock is on roids tho desu. video on either would lead to alot of butthurt tho.
lads, note to you, swishers when drunk are a 1000 percent better
>>66920148
yeah but what roids
he's doing crazy well these days, maybe the fabled myosin inhibitors?
>>66920144
dc jones might still be on it
>>66920176
lad, look. him as a wrestler or maybe when he just got into hollywood to now, seriously? no roids??? cmon m8
>>66920178
dc is out til around august. dana wants him to wait til msg but he wants to have two fights this year
>>66919747
Power of the Aussie Underdog and Dad Strength.
Though I hope one day a good Aussie fighter comes a long. Mathews has promise and Whittiker is close to becoming a contender.
>>66919757
I would fuck her. Plus shes anti feminist which is cool.
>>66920144
Yeah in hindsight it should have been obvious it was a guaranteed five title fight card.
>>66920209
Laughed hard
Oh wait no I didn't, fuck you.
Reminder that Manhoef fights in a month.
Reminder that Manhoef will never fight in the UFC and BTFO out of contenders while losing to cans ;__;
>>66919842
and kids, this what smoking marijuana will do to you. mmm-kay?
>>66920236
no manhoef/justexistinghall
Smug Rashad not so smug or Rashad after shaving his beard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfGxMJs9h54
Dan Hardy Breakdown
>>66920337
I have that razor.
>>66920337
Good to see Mike Tyson finally got that hideous face tattoo removed
lads, gonna start an essay on UFC/Reebok sponsorship for my business ethics module. Already done a presentation on it and got 68%
>>66920070
>it's been over 5 years since Anderson Silva used SENSEI'S ULTIMO SECRET MOVE on Vitor's face
>>66920488
Thought I would get more but apparently my argument was too one sided in favour of the fighters
Who should Cub Swanson fight next? I think Denis Bermudez since he is one of the few people he hasn't fought already.
>>66920495
Better luck next time.
>>66920495
>siding in favor of the fighters
>>66920501
Money Manlet
Post yfw you realise that a durian is literally a smelly fruit and that "rider" could be taken to mean "one who rides on top in cowgirl position"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gboNEEgXaw
Fuuuuck I want Henry to win now. Why do you have to make me root against MY BOY in Mighty Mouse?
>>66920512
Just to clarify I'm talking about Chad Mendes and not Conor McGregor
>>66920521
If you want to root against YOUR BOY, then he was never YOUR BOY to begin with.
>>66920521
Pity reply because nobody cares about flyweights
>>66920531
But I never wanted to root against him till now. What if Henry becomes my boy?
>>66920533
I obviously do
>>66920521
I wasn't a huge fan of Cejudo at first, especially with his supposed theatrics and bizarre behaviour around the time he first began cagefighting, but I've really taken a liking to him more and more over time. He'll be a stiff challenge to Mighty Mouse I think. I hope. I hope.
>>66920521
Mighty Mouse is gonna meme on Cejudo.
>>66920568
Yeah most likely.
>>66920562
>his supposed theatrics and bizarre behaviour
What?
>>66920568
I don't know man, there's a weird style matchup here. Cejudo uses his wrestling in reverse to strike with his opponents, and Mighty Mouse's bread and butter is his clinchwork.
I've never paid enough attention to really make a detailed analysis, but I see a closer decision than people think in the works.
>>66920337
black people never look good with facial hair
>>66920568
or get wrestlefugged, which would be glorious
>>66920575
Coach Mike touches on it in an old piece he wrote up on BloodyElbow
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/2/4/3933034/olympic-gold-medalist-henry-cejudo-freestyle-wrestling-mma-flyweight-fighting
Under the section "Reasons to Worry About Henry Cejudo's Future as a Fighter"
There was some other stuff around that time too but mostly rumour mill tier, having a hard time finding it again.
It seems to all have blown over now and Cejudo's proven himself.
>>66920612
That would be so good. Cejudo going full Khabib on Mighty Mouse, turning the fight into a grinding war of attrition.
>>66920512
i dont know if chad will ever be same. conair deleted his chin after he gassed, he was beating him but the 2 week camp fucked him. he got in the octagon too soon and fronk koed him. Usada definitely fucked him... poor guy
Enson in the news
http://khon2.com/2016/04/17/hawaii-native-drives-15-hours-to-help-japan-earthquake-victims/
>>66920674
Enson Inoue was a terrible fighter and organised crime hypocrite who lives by a retarded warrior code.
I'm speaking in past tense because hopefully he's died by the time I write this.
>>66920669
I really hope he's not on the Gray Maynard career track...
>>66920680
Are you being serious right now? He's the gook Justin Wren.
>>66920722
Wren is a genuinely good guy, Enson is a Yakuza faggot with a nice guy me so honorabru image.
so lads, whats next for hunto and jds? id like a rematch for a shot at the winner of werdum stipe 2bh. if cain gets a title shot if he beats browne ill be pissed
>>66920669
>he got in the octagon too soon
I keep seeing this but there's nothing to support it.
>>66920734
Considering Hunt's last two losses are to Werdum and Stipe, and that his current win streak is KOs over a completely shot Bigfoot and Mir he shouldn't be anywhere near a title shot.
>>66920746
who cares hunt's entertaining and i think he was winning against werdum up until the flying knee
it seems like anytime hunt gets close to a title someone throws out a meme kick and finishes him
>>66920495
> My argument was the labor theory of value
You deserved 0%.
>>66920772
I know who you are, don't speak to me.
>>66920734
>if cain gets a title shot if he beats browne ill be pissed
Lettuce be honest on that... he'll get that title shot with a win
Unless Zuffa really have gotten pissed off with him, but then they would have put him on a different card for this upcoming fight, right?
Who knows though, maybe Browne will gouge his eyes enough to win the fight
What do you think about Reem vs Arlovski?
It's one of those winner vs loser matchups, which are somewhat uncommon in UFC matchmaking
Econoreem has finally rebuilt some momentum coming off a strong win over JDS
Arlovski's coming off a short disappointing loss to Stipe "Have no fear, punch the ear" Miocic
>>66920746
if he beats jds he should get a shot. i would be sad if he doesn't get atleast a shot before he retires desu
>>66920831
fuck cain. he isn't even that big of a draw, why get so many shots...
curious to see how reem looks after usada seems to have ramped up the testing
Ponzinibbio
does anyone want to watch chiesa vs lauzon with me?
then some henry corrales fights on bellators fight library to get ready for his fight this weekend?
heem bros, finished my exam, didn't watch bellator, was it good? should I download?
it's hard out there
>>66920957
It was pretty meh, I'd recommend getting the One FC card more if you feel like it has to be one or the other.
>>66920977
Thanks, lad.
who /ngannou/ here?
>>66920977
bellator was much better than one fc senpai
>>66920994
You mess with the bull, you get the horn in your eye.
are bellator fights allowed on the spicy bangers list?
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/b4fkqc/bellator-135-hideo-tokoro-vs-l-c-davis
>>66921004
I disagree, Bellator had a bunch of squash matches and the production was really spotty for some reason, maybe they hired locals for the crew. I was seeing shaky cam during some of the angles.
>>66921005
kek
>>66919757
She hates feminists so she's cool.
>>66920942
He's been looking gooooooooood. Fought the exact right way to defuse the pressure game of Court. And that wicked right hand to the jaw after defending the shot from Court was an absolute beauty. Hope he keeps on improving.
>>66921023
Absolutely. Chandler vs Alvarez was one of the most thrilling fights ever.
What counts as a spicy banger?
Is this a spicy banger?
>>66921061
no that's a spicy cucking
>>66921061
Nah it's gotta have some back and forth to it, I think
Usually they carry on for a while too
The shortest spicy banger I can think of off the top of my head would be Kongo vs Barry, maybe?
>>66921077
>americans being this obsessed with blacks
>>66921077
silva vs the asian cuck
nate vs cerrone
nate vs maynard
>>66921086
nate is white though
>>66921077
Anderson vs Forrest
>>66921080
>maybe?
Definitely.
>>66921023
spicy banger indeed
>>66921098
you're a fucking faggot lad
>muh wifes son
>muh ngannou and rose
you people should be castrated
>>66921116
>2016
>still being racist and homophobic
>>66921125
> 2016
> still subscribing to a post world war II baby boomer hippie philosophy
Anti-racism is dead, mate. Peaked in the 90's.
>>66921125
i was just pretending. shipping ngannou and rose is my favorite thing /heem/ ever did desu
>>66921131
i think you'd be surprised
i think sjw's would fuck you up
So Rashad needs to retire right?
>>66921139
thanks lad, glad we are on the same page.
>>66921141
he should do the fedor poo in loo fights. make bank from memezin and lellator, do roids, get sponsorships, pad the record, come back and be an analyst on fox
>>66921077
>>66921081
>>66921100
updated
made the bulls first to avoid confusion
>>66921157
Yves Edwards vs Josh Thomson
Rashad Evans vs Sean Salmon
>>66921210
i have high standards for who i consider white and josh doesn't make the cut
>Rashad Evans vs Sean Salmon
good choice, will add
>>66921141
Sadly, yes.
>tfw your fightfu a talented artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gTk8Oc0NT8
>>66921234
>>66921240
Does she have ANY flaws?
>>66921240
Not sure what fight this is supposed to be.
>>66921234
mine has a cute pupper
>>66921259
I love Frenchies - bit depressing knowing how low their breeding standards have fallen though, very health-compromised on average these days.
>>66914796
That Rogan wasnt really convincing. I enjoyed the sexual violence though
>>66914562
>it's a white americans dancing like wogs episode
>>66921283
Is there any punch more aesthetically pleasing than an uppercut to the jaw?
>>66921288
>Americans
That's Brazil, pham.
>>66921296
Mackenzie Dern is a yank name. I don't care how much evidence points to her being Brazilian, if your name is Mackenzie Dern then you're american
>>66919397
FRANK MIR HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS
If any of you cucks think you got what it takes add me on rumblr.
>>66921338
Sorry I've already used up all my free rumbles for this week
>>66913184
>Jeff Seid 2.0
Lets reignite the old debate
Are these elbows illegal or not?
hope you've had a filling breakfast consisting of 7 eggs (MINIMUM) this morning
>>66921365
lol thats nowhere close to 7 eggs, i'd be surprised if it was more than 4 desu
>>66899561
Ameriwrestle's thoughts from the thread when it was posted
>breaking down that webm whats nice about his technique was his grip control and being able to attack both left and right side of his opponent, he starts shooting and attack left, switches direction and tries to finish the shot with a right angle, then finally changes into a forward angle judo throw, all of this happens within a span of less then a few seconds.
>>66921391
Oh hang on, first TD!
Sorry. Here:
>>66921391
>>66921411
Interesting how he needed the cage on both attempts despite getting in really deep on the hips.
Friendly reminder that neuroplasticity is a real thing and all you goofs """"pretending"""" to be cuckhold are subconsciously rerouting your thought process to that of a literal cuck.
>>66921365
is she TRYING to get heart disease?
>>66921511
>muh animal fats give you heart disease
lmaoing at ur life
>>66919815
lmao this is like a sexy piggu strutting her hoofs
>>66921500
Can anyone confirm this?
>>66920039
4 years ago
>>66921531
What is your first thought when seeing a big black guy? Most people here's first thought is to associate him with a weird sexual fetish and then have to remind themselves that they are just being """""ironic""""". They are already too far gone.
>>66921411
Wew thanks lad, didn't expect it to be done. today you are MY BOY Australia.
He just ragdolls him like a child
>>66921531
Doubt it's to that extent in reality but I have experienced doing something somewhat ironically only for it to then turn unironic
Heck, even picked up some shitty language habits that way that I haven't dropped
>using bare to mean very/a lot
>>66921470
HORCHER IS A MUNNNSTEEER WITH OUTSTANDING TDD
>>66921570
meme kick
>>66921306
>father is a hue
>mother is merican whose last name is Kay
I'm still trying to figure out who settled on her name and why
>>66921550
>>66921531
>>66921500
Ha! No shit! I've spent too much time in these threads reading what these assholes say in every other post about muh cucking, that I was watching an episode of Peep Show (who /peepshow/ here?) where Jeremy meets the American girl, Nancy, and she likes to break sexual taboos. And towards the middle of the episode she puts "black" make up on Jeremy because she wants to get banged by a black man while he calls her mom. Jeremy says it's racist and she says "You can't imagine your mom having sex with a black man? That's pretty racist, Jeremy." And of course an image of Ngannou and my poor mom comes up. Much shame was felt. Fuck you cucks of /heem/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAOpjHCaLA4
>>66921351
If it hits the ear - in the clear. So... first two were okay, other ones were poorly placed, but can be excused by being in the heat of the moment. I was so frustrated when Josh Barnett got himself into the same situation against Browne.
>>66921614
>second person to get heemd by Brownes elbows
>second person to get gogod by Big Ben
>>66921306
>yank
literally cringed
>>66921306
are you a big fan of MIMMA?
http://youtu.be/XwClMZFO4Lc
have you guys seen edgy brah's wife?
talk about a smoke show
WEW
>>66921666
No. I don't even particularly care about One
who /hype/ for the return of the GOAT this weekend? I can't wait, OSP has been out for nearly 3 years and is coming back on a short notice vs Jones. Sure his last fight vs Hendricks was somewhat controversial decision but he probably has the best resume in MMA. He is also moving up 2 weight classes (maybe because he can't cut that much weight on short notice). I think OSP wrestles Jones to a UD.
>>66921681
daaaamn
>>66921365
anthony.zhu needs his ass kicked
“Right now I’m in no rush. I was kind of on a roll. Initially I thought I’d be ready to jump back in there, but I think now that a few months off would definitely do me some good, just mentally alongside physically,” Namajunas said at Saturday’s post-fight press conference. “But mentally mostly I need to find the fun in life again. This last one turned into a bit of a job leading up to it.
“Finally I was able to go in there and let go and just have fun, fall on my butt and laugh at myself. I’ve been through so much for this fight that I’m not gonna worry about it anymore. I’m done crying, I’m done not sleeping at night. Right now I do want a little bit of a break and enjoy the fight world as a fan just for a second. I’ll be fired up and ready to get back in there and improve on my fighting eventually. Right now it’s about having fun just for a little bit.”
What did she mean by this?
>>66921697
How many times do you think Edgy Brah has seen Limp bizkit live?
>>66919815
She is fucking disgusting
Is she going to fight again?
>>66921705
she wants in on the /heem/ memes
she wants to be a true fightfan
>>66921718
limp bizkit is actually pretty good live
they did a cover of RATM that was amazing, i had goosebumps desu
>>66921705
She probably is subtly telling us that she might need more time before fighting JJ. I think she's the type of fighter to lose the big one, i.e. Cerrone, Florian, etc. She didn't look that impressive against Tecia after looking awesome against Page.
>>66919663
>Perosh was pretty respectable and beat a lot of good guys.
see
>>66919360
>>66921705
she needs to break up with pat, i'm the only one that can make rose happy and we all know it
>>66921736
Claudia is going to win anyway
>>66921721
Man idk, sometimes I think I may like nasty, you know what I mean? She looks good some times, but other times she just looks disgusting, as you said. And I think she'll fight again, the UFC is thinking that Tate will beat Nunes with ease and then book that third fight with Ronda, but I'm not sure. There's a reason why she texted Dana back saying she "has to get back to work." If Holly had won, i bet she wouldn't have said that.
>>66921751
hope that gashog gets wrecked
>>66921667
Fun card. Up in the mountains in Denver, with two heavyweight fights.
First thing that pops into my head when I see that fight is the UFC vlog with Rampage behind the scenes after the fight. Just something that always sticks in my mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XcX5w99eo - Rampage part is about 7:45 in
>>66921751
>>66921774
I think Claudia will win with her wrasslin' and her ability to mix it up. UNLESS Joanna can keep her away and pick her apart like the way she did against Valerie.
>>66921693
OSP is a nightmare for the welterweight division
>>66921779
>Just something that always sticks in my mind.
Same here. I'll always remember that part for some reason.
>>66921693
>somewhat controversial decision
he clearly lost
>>66921820
what does that hat say
>>66921779
Rampage is a cool duder
NEW: >>66921839
>>66921736
>looking awesome against Page.
it's all relative as paige is a shit fighter anyway
>>66921779
>>66921811
>pic related needs to make a fucking comeback
I like the Embedded series, but Dana's VLOGs are fucking documentary-tier shit.
>>66921411
no one wants to see a dweeb like that fight. Hopefully they keep his goof ass on the pre prelims
>>66921779
>Jon Jones
limping. whining. "muh feet hurt"
>Rampage
apologizes to coaches, asks Dana if it was an exciting fight and if it won fight of the night, gives FoTN bonus to coaches, asks for next fight while the doc is stitching up his face
based Rampage. will always be one of my favorites.
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