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APRIL 15th
STANDINGS:
AMERICAN LEAGUE:
AL WEST:
T-1.ANGELS (5-4)
T-1.RANGERS (6-5)
3.ATHLETICS (4-6)
4.MARINERS (3-6)
5.ASTROS (3-7)
AL EAST:
1.ORIOLES (7-2)
2.BLUE JAYS (5-5)
3.RED SOX (4-4)
4.YANKEES (4-4)
5.RAYS (3-6)
AL CENTRAL:
T-1.WHITE SOX (7-2)
T-1.ROYALS (7-2)
3.TIGERS (6-2)
4.INDIANS (4-3)
5.TWINS (0-9)
NATIONAL LEAGUE:
NL WEST:
1.GIANTS (6-4)
T-2.ROCKIES (5-4)
T-2.DODGERS (5-4)
4.DIAMONDBACKS (3-6)
5.PADRES (3-7)
NL EAST:
1.NATIONALS (7-1)
2.PHILIES (5-5)
3.MARLINS (3-4)
4.METS (3-5)
5.BRAVES (0-9)
NL CENTRAL:
1.CUBS (8-1)
T-2.REDS (5-4)
T-2.CARDINALS (5-4)
4.PIRATES (5-5)
5.BREWERS (4-5)
the cubs are uniroinically the best team in baseball
>starting a division list with the west
For what purpose?
>>66833885
Why not?
>>66833917
>>>66833567
>>>66833579
2 hours of sleep is enough for basic human needs. Studies have shown this. REM sleep runs in even hour intervals (ie getting 2 hours of sleep is better than getting 3).
>>66833846
KEK the Oreos got Rekt by the fucking Rags
http://strawpoll.me/7375893
http://strawpoll.me/7375893
http://strawpoll.me/7375893
>tfw no cute nippon gf to watch baseball with
>>66833846
>TWINS (0-9)
>BRAVES (0-9)
i have created the next big formula to calculate a pitchers performance. give me a pitcher and ill let you know their stat
>>66833846
Who will win the /AL West/ this year lads?
http://strawpoll.me/7375899
http://strawpoll.me/7375899
At this point it's a contest between the T's and Barves. Whoever gets a win first is actually worse.
>>66834041
Shawn Tolleson
>>66834045
is it even a question?
>>66833846
>NL EAST:
>1.NATIONALS (7-1)
>2.PHILIES (5-5)
>2.PHILIES (5-5)
Is it habbening lads?
Who /0-9/ here lads?
>>66834105
I want to believe
Question, what MLB teams/stadiums have a live organist? I'm curious.
>>66833902
Because it's DH level of traditional bastardization of baseball and I will not stand by idly while these injustices take place
>>66834204
Ah okay I get what you mean. I posted West first because that was what was listed first when I looked at the standings
The other thread still has 8 posts left before auto sage you mongs
>>66834045
Going with the Rags tbqhaf
Patiently waiting for Greinke to answer me and explain himself for leaving.
>living in a time zone west of the rockies
>>66834567
t. autist
>>66833993
I knew a Jap girl who loved baseball
She wasn't cute though
I don't know why I even get excited for baseball, the diamondbacks are forever shit and I defend and root for them every year. I'm just gonna watch the nationals, and keep the dbacks on the back burner. I really like scherzer and harper is entertaining. I just wanna enjoy baseball
>>66834611
I know that feel
http://strawpoll.me/7376034
http://strawpoll.me/7376034
Who's gonna take the AL Central this year?
>>66834611
>Diamondback "fans"
>>66834668
RIP ;_;7
>>66834611
>tfw the Astros have a worse record than the D'Backs
Why?
Royals
>>66834656
the Twi....bwahahah I can't even joke about it probably based KC again. Twinkies I love you but you're a fucking embarrassment WTF did Moli do to deserve this
>>66834675
I've been to 3 games at chase so far this season and every game involves one of the pitchers absoluting imploding and giving up 3or more runs an inning.
>>66834656
if Frazier can just remember how to hit this team might be good enough. the most important bounceback guy is actually doing alright (melky). also latos on the pitching side
>Trayce is doing well in LA (in limited ABs) so far
also gurriel fucking when
>>66834757
It's the beginning of the season. Have some patience faggot.
>>66834060
This. I feel really bad for the Braves. Ever since Chipper Jones Retired it just hasn't felt the same for that team
>Jansen's new profile pic.
>>66834186
Dodgers is one
>>66834819
>tfw no qt 3.14 Texan gf
>>66833993
>tfw no qt nippon gf with dat ass to watch baseball with
>>66833846
It appears that the Rags will get back Darvish sometime between Late May and early June
I have created a new logo in favor of the proposal to rename the Twins to the T's.
4chan is not displaying any images. How do i fix this?
>>66834850
Not bad desu familia
>>66834839
>tfw I have a folder full of her videos in my computer
Well I know what I'm fapping to when I get home
>>66834839
wew
>>66834850
I like it
>K
>>66834875
Wouldn't be bad for a minor league logo desu senpai.
bbut I thought /mlb/ said the angels were a shit franchise and are wasting trout's career?
have I been duped?
>>66834757
>he left us for prospects
Fuck that nigga desu I'm over him
>>66835004
>not even ten games in
Stop.
>>66835051
They better get their shit together, if we don't sweep the padres I'm only gonna watch greinke, miller games . it's sad watching them shit away every game in 1 inning
@BillShaikin 1m1 minute ago
Ambulance called to Dodgers Stadium. Medics just made their way into the press box.
HOW'D YOUR TEAM DO TODAY?
>Rangers
>>66835199
RIP Vin Scully.
>>66835199
DELETE THIS
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez 2m2 minutes ago
Medical emergency in Dodgers press box. Corridors blocked off. Will update once I know more...
>>66835216
>Twins
>>66833016
Is the baseman not allowed to take second in that scenario? If so, why not? I know almost nothing about baseball.
>>66834718
bretty nice play tbqhfam
>>66835262
wait, what the fuck? How do I have a Canada flag when I'm posting from Texas?
>>66835262
>>66835280
Hello, El Rato
>>66835257
Since it was caught in the air, the rubber had to tag up at first base and then he can go to second. If you don't tag up then you're out
@CBSLA 1m1 minute ago
BREAKING: Legendary Dodgers broadcaster Vin Scully fell ill after team won the game 5-2. Ambulance on the scene, stay tuned.
>>66833867
+43 run differential and being walked more than any other team in the league.
If this keeps up against the better clubs, expect at least a 100 wins.
>>66835280
Proxy maybe?
>>66835292
>runner not rubber*
Fucking Autocorrect Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66835093
That's any team bro. Ray actually looked good today. He caught flames later I'm the game just before he was pulled for Delgado today. Struck out Adrian on 3 change ups made that nigga looks stupid. Then struck out seager on 3 fastballs. And Corbin looked really good earlier too. It's a better team than the Giants Idk why everyone got off the snake hype so quick and rode on the Giants pitching when it's actually been absolutely fucking trash.
Chin up.
>>66835296
OH FUG
>>66835289
Seriously though.. I'm in East Texas, no proxies or VPN's or anything.
>>66835302
Not using a proxy, I never use proxies. I'm very confused.
Maybe I'll wait until tomorrow and if it keeps pinning a Canadaland flag on my posts I'll do some false-flag trolling.
>>66835296
DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT PAST APRIL
>>66835321
>if it keeps pinning a Canadaland flag on my posts I'll do some false-flag trolling.
KEK that's a really good idea
@BillShaikin 1m1 minute ago
Vin was having trouble getting up from his chair. He asked people in booth for help getting up before security arrived.
>Friday: Anderson vs Colon
>Saturday: Tomlin vs Harvey
>Sunday: Kluber vs Matz
Probably not the matchups MLB was hoping for tbqh
>related yet unrelated pic: Clevinger vs deGrom
@BillShaikin 53s54 seconds ago
Medics were called and they arrived swiftly. He was taken to hospital via ambulance for further evaluation.
>>66833945
lmao i'm sure that the guy who is complaining about being tired off 4 hours of sleep is an expert on sleep
>>66834850
This one's better.
>>66835447
kek
>shittsburgh
>>66835447
>"baseball"
>>66835478
Jesus, that's some little league shit right there.
>>66835408
Kluber gonna ring up that trash met team for 17Ks lmao
My first live game is gonna be the mets vs padres IMA buy a jersey for the game. Which team and what player should I buy? I'm not from SD I'll be their that week tho
>>66835528
Kemp obviously
>>66834817
in'shallah brother
>Pablo Sandoval's former trainer Ethan Banning said Sandoval needs a "baby sitter" to help him watch his weight.
>"He needs to be smart enough to say there’s problem," said Banning. "It’s not an exercise thing, it’s an eating thing." Banning worked with Sandoval during the 2010 and 2011 offseasons. According to Banning, Sandoval once gained 21 pounds in just 21 days during a trip home to Venezuela.
Has Grienke plunked >Poog yet?
>>66835478
Looks like that first baseman was about to steal second.
Do aliexpress jerseys run small?
>>66835608
>1 pound=3500 calories.
>A guy Sandoval's size probably needs ~2500/day just to maintain his weight, assuming he isn't exercising at all
>That means Sandoval consumed 5000 calories/day for 3 straight weeks
How the fuck do you even eat that much?
>>66835478
For some reason I expected the runner to catch the ball.
>>66835610
They're super tight friends why you gotta be an instigating piece of shit?
Greinke don't pitch in LA until june
>>66835656
I went on a backpacking trip with some friends and one day we calculated out how much we ate, we were pushing 6000 calories a day.
>>66835478
was this before or after he got hit in the head
>>66835658
no seriously what would happen if a runner did that? You can't tag him out because you don't have the ball. Could he run home without resistance?
JUST
>be Chip Hale
>Hmmm, my starter has pitched pretty goddam well, but no there are 2 men on with only 1 out. Who should I have come out of the bullpen?
>Should it be Ziegler, the double play machine of a pitcher, and this situation is almost tailor-made for him
>Or maybe since he's my closer, I should go with Clippard, the Fly-Ball machine. (We are in a fly ball friendly stadium)
>No, instead I'll go with the pitcher who has pitched the last 2 nights and has a 9 ERA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU HALE FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
mlb sucks
>>66835714
Automatic out for interference.
>>66835656
Shit. Meant 6000 calories/day
>>66835527
Don't think he's up to full strength yet - usually isn't thru April, but yeah should be interesting if he can match last season vs the Cards
>>66835717
Every game it seems like we give up 3+runs in one innging
>>66835004
>hp
>>66835788
Yup. And when the starting pitching does well, something else shits the bed.
>>66835808
Dodgers could win 130 games if the bullpen was solid. Not even a joke. Best rotation in baseball and 3 of the 5 aren't even from the first string.
>>66835842
>Win 130 games if the bullpen was good.
>Best rotation in baseball
You're not even trying DG.
>>66835852
got you to respond, faggot
>>66835842
>Best rotation in baseball
>Doyers
Dahdee memeky plz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qELcC2zIaLg&ab_channel=MLB
I hope the MLB channel does this every week.
>>66835852
>>66835870
Our 16th ranked prospect is pitching in the 5 slot and he's finessee the fuck out of two supposed "championships" caliber teams Giants and Snakes.
Kershaw is an all time greatest at 27 years old and elevates the WAR of any rotation by literally 8 points lmfao.
Maeda hasn't even allowed a run yet and the guy was purchased for 25M over the next decade.
Alex wood just turned 25 and shows flashes of lefthand Maddux every now and then. When this dude has it going he ends innings on 11 pitches.
Kazmir is whatever, idgaf just give me a 3.2 ERA, same for McCarthy...
Oh shit and the Korean is a Cardinal killer top 10 LHP on the NL.
Who is better? Show me actual fucking numbers dont just blow some homer bullshit out of your ass
>>66835970
>what is small sample size
Also
>Sneks
>"championship caliber team"
Lol what
>>66833846
My personal Power Rankings:
1: Cubs
2: Royals
3:White Sox
4:Orioles
5:Nationals
6:Rangers
7:Giants
8:Dodgers
9:Reds
10:Angels
>>66836018
Not bad
>>66836018
Shit terrible
>mfw i was born in denver
>mfw the rockies have an honest to god decent chance at taking the #2 spot in the NL west if the dodgers or giants get swept
>>66835970
Stopped reading after arizona championship caliber team
Fukn lmao
>>66835852
>>66835842
desu I think last year we could have won 100+ games if our bull pen was good and prepped.
This year I will eat my shoes if we win more than 91 games
>borves
>your team's pitching is even worse than you had expected
Can someone explain what happened to the Astros? I thought they were the next great dynasty in baseball?
STOP MEMING ABOUT VIN YOU FAGGOTS
>>66834045
3
3
2
2
2
So it's going to come down to the last game huh?
>>66836233
Trash team. Mets are next to go. All we need now is for the Cubs to collapse. Preferably before August.
>>66836239
'No'
>>66836207
>Masty
He just signed a minor league deal with the Pirates.
>>66836067
Well just to put things into perspective, Greinke won 19 games and got 9 no decisions where he allowed no more than 1 run and 4 of those no more than 2.
Hes could have won 30 games in a dodger uniform. That's fucking crazy.
Dodgers biggest problem is not hitting at the oportune time more than bullpen issues. God I'm so thankful we have Jansen.
>>66835292
But the runner doesn't have to tag otherwise? I'm trying to understand the logic where it's legal to steal bases, but you have to go back to your base if it's hit and caught in the air. I don't get the rationale.
>>66836261
Yeah I just noticed looking him up after I posted. When he first came up I always thought he was gonna make it.
>>66836523
Basically that rule makes it to where runners can't just run a long the bases while the ball is in the air. If that were the case I'd be broken as hell. But yea if it's a base hit the runners do not have to tag up
>>66836523
You can steal bases at your own risk at any time except for foul balls pretty much. On balls hit in the air in fair territory, you have to tag up if it is caught because otherwise a towering infield popup could be as good as a double, which is retarded.
>>66836549
>It'd not I'd
Why is Autocorrect so retarded?
>>66835714
interference/would count as being hit by the ball which is an automatic out
>>66836564
>>66836523
oh I forgot, you can also tag up on caught foul balls but they are very rarely deep enough for you to advance to the next base on.
for instance, if there is a man on third base and only one out, depending on the circumstances it could be better to intentionally let a deep foul ball land instead of catching it for the out but allowing the runner on third to tag and score.
>>66836526
I'm just glad the Indians didn't resign him like everyone seem to have wanted. Remembered a lot of media being critical they wouldn't give him $15mil per/3 years after seeing how much Homer Bailey got.
Hope it works out for him with Pitt's pitching coaches though.
>>66834656
>Tigers with no votes
KEK
>Flyers going to get swept by the Capitals
>Phillies going to get swept by the Nationals
Well, this won't be a fun weekend.
>>66835970
>Clayton "Choke to Death in the Postseason" Kershaw
>>66836018
>>66836028
>>66836037
And this is why we can't have nice things
>>66836942
During that whole WS I was rooting for the Royals because lol underdogs. I couldn't help but be pissed and yet awed by his pitching ability.
>>66836954
>>66836941
>>66836927
>>66836918
>>66836905
>>66836900
>>66836965
>>66836963
Someone is having fun. You just dumping to dump or is this going somewhere?
>>66836942
>31 innings
Lmfao simp talk to me when that nigga can even be spoken to in the same caliber as Clayton. Bum isnvery good but get the fuck aoutta here with that 31 innings shit.
>>66836985
its one in the AM they are just fun baseball cards
last
>>66836988
This is a picture of Madison "Dominant at the Highest Level of Professional Baseball" Bumgarner. He is only 26 years old. He has three World Series rings. You revive these for winning a championship in Major League Baseball (this is the objective when playing in said league)
His postseason stats are:
81 innings
7 wins, 3 losses
2.14 ERA
>>66837048
*recieve
>>66837048
No, that's Clayton 0-7 Kershaw
What is the most meme pitch? Knuckleball, screwball, or forkball?
>>66837264
Screwball
JUST FUCK MY ROTATOR CUFF UP
>>66837264
eephus
>>66837264
Gyro ball.
>>66837281
Fernando Valenzuela was a monster with that.
>>66837343
A few people were
It's just completely unnecessary
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
>>66837264
spitball
my dad had a coach who told him to use it once and gave him Vaseline. he said no and thought it was a good lesson for his kid.
>>66838163
Or similarly, having a nub of something coarse in your mitt to scuff the ball
>>66837264
knuckleball is a serious ball that means "god damn I hate you so fucking much I'm going to throw you a ball that will exit then suddenly re enter the dimension
screwball is the definition of a meme pitch
"hurr lets fuck our arms up for a pitch that ray charles could hit"
>>66838314
Did someone say Dickeyball??
>>66838335
just look at that
not only does it take less energy and less likely to injure your arm over it but it is just beautiful to look at
>>66837281
Screwballs mess with your elbows more than anything. Turning your hand the opposite direction you would normally to give the ball the movement, all the torque is on your elbow.
>>66838314
Screwballs are effective when used in the right situation, since a left handed pitcher's breaking balls would break in on right handed batters, they could use a screwball to break away.
>>66838373
The best part isn't looking at the ball... It's looking at this guy and his dumbfounded face.
>>66838379
I love watching a screwball in action especially from santiago of the angels but I always felt the risk reward wasn't good enough
with todays medicine and technology we might see the screwball come back and with it more research on what it can truly damage over time
but for now many pitchers fear it over it possibly leading to a short term career and some college campuses tell their pitchers rookies and players to use it at their risk
>>66838510
My HS coach banned it for all pitchers.
>>66837264
Ephus
they did it
Happy Jackie Robinson day everyone. We got all day to await whoever gets 42 as thier digits and then (You) the fuck out of them.
>>66840071
>Alvarez
>That record winning the West
Nats making the Eries (and to game 7) was as far as I could stretch my belief.
Is Trumbo didn't work for you Alvarez is a step down from what we've seen this year (and vs 3 meme teams in hitter heaven AL East)
>>66840339
Quit getting mad at sims
>>66840071
But they haven't.
Who /bestrecordinallofbaseball/ here?
Who /4-4/ here
who /goat lineup/ here
who /memes/ here
>>66840461
dank team desu
>>66840421
>tfw we won't be good until we get Harper and Trout
>>66840394
Reporting in.
Rest of the league a shit
>>66838388
>can't wake up
>>66840353
Sorry. Peak autism hours.
>>66840565
>RAGS
>>66840565
fuck off chestlet
>>66840490
You guys will be good when Chapman returns. The Yankee bullpen is going to accrue a metric fuck tonne of innings this year.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season
>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)
>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season
The Dodgers win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>Banning told the Herald that when Sandoval went home to Venezuela for Christmas in 2011, he gained 21 pounds in 21 days.
>21 pounds in 21 days
>>66840543
Soooo close fake Jackie Robinson
>>66840733
>I can't believe it's the current year and you're shaming someone because of their weight
>it is the current year yet you still make fun of someone because of their weight
>>66840733
No wonder Venezuelans are struggling to buy food: Sandoval is eating all of it.
>>66840851
>95 million American dollars
>needs to be babysat so he doesn't eat everything in sight
>mfw
>>66840336
What's Sup, Jackie Robinson here AMA
>>66840882
desu if i was a millionaire i would just guzzle down choclate truffles 24/7
>>66840882
How many grapes would one need to consume to eat 95 million dollars worth.
Wsox
>>66841132
10 too early
Black people desu
Jackie Robinson day is now Mariano Rivera day.
>>66841141
>tfw off by one
Jackie Robinson Day
>>66841235
You're off by 3 my friend
>Bumgarner vs Kershaw tonight
What's the proper plural form of RBI? Is it RBIs or RsBI?
>>66841661
>being this autistic
just say rbis everyone knows what you mean
>>66841556
42 for Jake Robinson day
>>66841661
ribbies
>>66841771
>Americans perpetually relating everything to food
Pottery
mfw escobars web gem only made #2 on SC top 10
>>66841807
>Canadians perpetually forcing jokes that barely make any sense
>Jackie Robinson day exists
>Larry Doby is completely forgotten
>>66841929
What was #1
>>66842133
Harper slam
>>66842083
I don't forget
>>66841929
what made #1 tbhf
>Lillies
>>66842156
>>66842133
A grand slam off of a shitty Barfs pitcher... baka
>>66833846
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
LEL
THIS FAT FUCKING OVERPAID MEXICAN FATSHIT FATASS FATLARD
LITERALLY COULD NOT ORDER ROOM SERVICE
BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A FAT FUCK THE TEAM WOULDN'T LET HIM
>>66841807
What a terrible attempt
>>66841991
>>66842375
Cheer up guys
>>66833846
>0-9
I know it's early in the season, but Jesus!
>>66841661
RBI is plural
>>66842494
>tfw might not be last in the AL
who /beaneball/ here
>>66841661
>The money lies in the RBIs.
- Jeff Kent
>>66841807
Did you read "ribbies" and automatically think "ribeyes?" People say both, but maybe you're the oune with fooud on the braiun, frieund.
>>66842332
tippity toppity keknut buttery butterfinger
now i'm a slob and everything, nut panda takes the cake
and on that note, /r/ cake gif pls
>still no one is Jackie Robinson yet
>>66842332
Post the giggling gif
>>66842794
Hendu get
>>66842860
>Hendindu nuffin
Tfw Jackie Robinson
Hoping for a winning streak.
>The gnationals will not falter in the face of adversity this year
>Papelbon will not crumble in the second half
>>66842926
>be black baseball player
>set record for stealing
hey /mlb/, have you checked your white privilege today?
>>66843271
You mean Rickey.
Hendu is Dave Henderson.
>>66843336
Kek, I'm retarded
I just saw a black guy in an A's uniform and assumed it was Rickey Henderson
>>66835608
that whole article is hilarious
red cux are stuck paying that fat fuck
First person to become Jackie Robinson his team will throw a perfect game today
>>66837976
>they traded away a franchise one for fucking Jeff Samardzija
Billy Meme
>>66842300
>A homer being a web gem
Always the dumbest shit.
>>66843421
Come on Donks
>>66843421
Cmon Kyle Hendricks, become the ultimate meme pitcher
Cubs Rockies where?
>>66843588
They switched it. Sale is pitching today.
>>66843643
Super close but no cigar
>>66843679
rolling because, why not?
>>66843663
based
>already past midday
>still no one is Jackie Robinson
jackie get and jays win back to back WC followed by another 20 year playoff drought
>>66843421
PLEASE HENDRICKS
>>66843421
Shamelessly samefagging here
Long time Blue Jays fan here. Why is there a different pitcher every day? I think you could build some real consistency by having the same dude every day
>>66843818
if anyone it would be memeietta
>>66843932
Thank God this wasn't the Jackie get
Tigers
Jackie Robinson GET. Luis Severino will pitch a perfect game today.
>>66843284
>tfw only half white
It's nice being immune to SJWs on campus
>>66843936
But Kyle Hendricks is pitching today
lifelong blue jays fan here, this ryan goins guy is almost hitting .300 why isnt he in the leadoff spot? he must be an elite ball hitter no?
>>66843985
Eh, a no hitter for Hendricks would be good too
>>66844025
Goddammit. It's because I couldn't have the 42 get
There are literally black people who don't know who Jackie Robinson was
>>66843284
Half of us are spics desu
>>66844049
>canadia
>>66844242
Where are you Based Jackie?
>tfw free mlbtv game of the day is a night game
>>66841234
Jewy Robinson day should not be on tax day
Top 5 most repulsive fanbases:
1. Doyers
2. Jints
3. Red Cux
4. Yankees
5. Phillels
>>66844061
only white hispanics go to the misogynist 4chan website
>>66844414
>all teams that have won this decade
>and the doyers
Success breeds jealousy
ACK ATTACK in lineup against mariners yay
>>66844414
>Doyer Fans
>>66844414
>Yankees
Is it because of all the world series wins?
Check my Jackie Robinson!
Dodger fans
Friggin Rockies are killing it rn
The Doyers better beat the Jints tonight or else Colorado will be 2nd in the NL West
>>66844568
It's because half of you aren't even from New York.
Anyone got a working stream for the cubs game? feed2all's shit itself with the two they have up.
>>66844621
Same thing happened three days ago against the Reds, when the starter pitched a no hitter through 6. Then the Cubs unleashed a wave of rape on the bullpen.
>>66835608
>21 pounds
did pablo eat the baby jesus or something
>>66844622
You can say that about any popular team. The EPL teams are the worst offenders. Most Liverpool fans don't even live in England. It's 2016. People have the internet. The only teams that have a locally-centralized fanbase anymore are small teams.
Are the Rockies actually a better team than the Dbags?
Is such a thing possible?
>>66844641
so close
>>66844656
you are a semen slurping cuckhold if you have a "team" that is 4,000 miles away from you are you are not an expat from that city
Hi everyone Jackie Robinson here. AMA.
>>66844693
What's it like to play for white people?
>>66844622
Most players from every team arent
jackie get
>>66844738
Racist
>>66844680
That's probably a majority of people that are sports fans.
>>66844661
>>66844621
>10 games
Martinez perfecto desu
>>66844766
Jints fan detected
>>66844873
Refer to his flag and then try again you dirty spic
>shitcucko risp
>Cusb
>>66844889
There's a Canuck jints fan always lurking the game threads you nigger
>cubes
>>66844873
I am not a jints fan lel
>>66844950
Canadians aren't actual fans of anything that isn't hockey or Hortons
Who will win the Overatedb Owl senpaitachi?
Jackie for even year memery desu
>>66845082
>liking tim hortons
good goy
>>66845107
>rags
>>66844414
Cubs top this list by the end of the year.
HERES JACKIE
>>66845238
>cubes
>cusb
>cuseb
>>66845238
>by the end of the year
Nigga they been had top of the list for a while
>>66845304
>Muh back to the future prediction
Thank christ they didn't get past the mets.
>cusb n ther 7th inning stretch meme
>tfw a guy on your team started the "everyone wears 42" thing
>>66845340
since when has singing take me out been a meme
>getting BTFO by the Rockies at home
>>66845337
I just want the cubs to finally win a WS so they're shitty fans start another Chicago Fire and burn down half the city and the commissioner dissolves the franchise for public safety.
>>66845391
>They are shitty fans start another Chicago fire
>>66845391
If the Cusbs actually won a WS I think most of the fan base would probably commit suicide. They love not winning too much.
>>66845391
>ywn drunkenly bag a drunk broad after a game at wrigley and wake up with crippling regret trying to figure out how to get her to leave
>>66845337
Look who's talking even year
>>66845365
Welcome to neo/sp/ where everything is a meme
Even you
>>66845442
JINTS BTFO BY BASED JACKIE
>forgetting to cover first
God I hate Qualls so fucking much. How do you forget to cover 1st in April? At least we only gave up one.
Is the Trevor Story meme over?
>>66845442
jackie what are you doing on /sp/?
>Getting ejected from your home stadium at your first game
>two step-sons
>Rockies fans
>>66845558
Wait why? Racism?
>>66845558
Yeah well, he shouldn't have thrown in back. They tell you this all the time at Coors.
>>66845558
>my wifes sons
>>66845574
He threw a ball back. Also, it isn't like the whole family was ejected, just the step dad.
>>66845594
The whole family was ejected kek.
>>66845576
Whenever I go to a game and someone on the road team hits a home run, it's always the fat spics who bully the poor guy who caught it into throwing it back onto the field.
>Sandoval had to literally be babysat so he didn't eat everything not nailed to the floor
There's going to be a 30 for 30 about this right?
TOP 5 TEAMS Likey to go to the Playoffs
1.O's
2.Cubs
3.Rockies
4.Nats
5.Royals
>>66845655
No, the whole family just decided to leave. Only the guy was ejected.
>>66845665
I'm okay with this list.
>>66845576
Why would anybody throw a ball back in the first place? Who doesn't like souvenirs?
>>66845658
He's never been babysat, his former agent just THINKS he SHOULD be
>>66845658
And all the commercials will be for fast food. "That was the night we realized Pablo had a real problem." Cut to commercial. "COME ON DOWN TO TACO BELL AND GET A CHEESE-STUFFED CHEESE-BALL YOU FAT LARDS."
>>66845658
What if I told you the most majestic grand slams can be found in the corner booth at Denny's?
ESPN's 30 for 30 presents: Panda Express
>>66845442
Sup Jackie, how's it been?
>>66835608
>Sandoval once gained 21 pounds in just 21 days during a trip home to Venezuela.
YFW the NY Post could find this out but the Red Cux either couldn't be bothered to research a 95 million dollar investment or didn't think that was a problem
>5 errors
>cusb
>Dombrowski acknowledged that Sandoval is going to see Dr. Andrews and that surgery is possible
RIP
>CUSB
>IN CHARGE OF FIELDING
Kek, nice throw Rizzo. Cubbies getting BTFO'd. 5 errors LMAO.
>>66845754
>>66845754
I didnt know dr andrews can perform liposuction
>>66845682
Normally I'd say keeping an opposing team's HR ball is stupid, but your 6/7 year old sons wouldn't care, they'll just think you're superman for getting it.
>>66845724
>>66845755
>>66845767
They ruled Rizzo's error a fielder's choice? Wtf?
>mfw chiraq tries to claim obongo as their own
http://youtu.be/jWQnBWRkFNc
>>66845796
WHY DO ALL THE HICK MIDWEST FLYOVER TEAMS HAVE THE WORST MOST BIASED OFFICIAL SCORERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66845682
Depends on the context of the HR. Back before 2004, Red Sox fans at Fenway would always throw Yankees HRs back onto the field.
This happens much less frequently now that so many people are being ejected from games, especially given the price of admission.
cubs fielding has been complete shit this entire game, what happend
TREVOR STORY GRANNY COMING UP
HARPERWHO?
>>66845814
>Originally an As fan
>Changes to White Sox upon moving to Chicago
>Wearing a Nationals jacket during interview
How can anyone trust this man?
>>66845864
lol nope
>story
>2 hours left for the afternoon games to start
>you now remember when trevor story used to be good
>>66840490
>tfw we won't be good until we get Harper and Trout
That will be nice but all i feel like the team is already moving in the right direction. Castor and Did look good up the center, Chase is looking better this year then last.
Once we run out those old contracts: CC, Arod, Tex, Beltran we'll have money to spend and a place to put players.
The only recent contract that bad is the Glass Indian playing center
It took me around 15 minutes to figure out why the fuck everyone was wearing 42 today.
>>66845913
>afternoon
>worst coast
>>66845953
I remember my first season watching baseball
>>66845953
Racist
>>66845953
New to the sport??
Who is your AL and NL team?
>>66846091
I'm a blue jays fan
>>66846106
Disgusting.
Please don't fuck this up Miller.
>>66846142
Holy fuck nice job Miller.
14 pitches, 3 K's
What will he do today lads?
>>66846273
Get lit up.
>>66846273
probably lose
>>66845921
Trevor Brown is better desu
>>66846273
whatever the FUCK he wants!
>>66845953
The Yankees, Red Sox, Orioles and Rays are also in your division so dont be confused when these teams play your blue jays so many times a year
>the more you know
Im a new fan
I do tend to watch the World Series, but never got deep
What are the nuances and stuff I should be looking for to dive deep into my team
Lifelong Blue Jays fan here. If you're really fast, why can't you just steal first base?
>>66846273
generate a lot of ground balls and give up 2 runs over 8 innings
What ever happened to the Astros being good this season?
>>66845953
>15 minutes
>it took you literally 15 minutes to turn on your computer, open your freezer, take out your box of frozen meatball hotpockets, take them out of their packages, put them in the microwave, nuke em for like 3 minutes or some shit, then come back to your computer, open up Google Chrome™,and type into google "why is everyone in baseball wearing #42 today????"
Fucking retard lmao
Lifelong Blue Jays fan here. Why don't batters just stick the bat out for a short hit(I think its called a punt?) and then just kick the ball away as the run by?
>>66845953
This post is problematic
>>66846506
>not picking the ball up and sticking it under your batting helmet
You can be tagged out if they cant put the ball in their glove
>>66846481
>he eats meatball hotpockets and not these
daily reminder
>>66846531
Step your frozen pizza snack game up.
>>66846469
the Atros are good meme got stale
>Leyland is managing the 2017 WBC team USA.
>Leyland's dream lineup
Buster Posey C/1B
Brian McCann C
Jonanthan Lucroy C
Paul Goldschmidt 1B
Dee Gordon 2B
Brandon Crawford SS
Josh Donaldson 3B
Mookie Betts UTL
Kris Bryant UTL
Mike Trout OF
Andrew McCutchen OF
Bryce Harper OF
Gincarlo Stanton OF
Clayton Kershaw, LHP
Jake Attieta, RHP
Madison Bumgarner, LHP
Max Scherzer, RHP
Zack Greinke, RHP
Wade Davis RHP
Mark Melancon RHP
Craig Kimbrel RHP
Dellin Betances RHP
Cody Allen RHP
Trevor Rosenthal RHP
Darren O'Day RHP
Andrew Miller LHP
Zach Britton LHP
Tony Watson LHP
Too bad MLB won't let 90% of these names play.
>>66846553
I don't think we have those in the southeast but that shit looks good.
>>66846581
>not Arenado at 3B
Shit lineup tbfhqbtfam
>>66846617
Odds are neither of them will play anyways.
USA would steam roll the rest of the planet with that lineup, but the aim of the tournament is to grow baseball around the world, not give the USA another stage to rape on.
>>66846581
>No Koji as one of the relievers
40 years old and he's still got it
working on a bad pitcher drinking game for today
>>66846273
probably win because Mike pelfrey
>>66846581
>scherzer over thor
>>66846581
>implying even half those people will choose to play in the WBC next year
>>66846581
>>66846739
nvm I didn't see the rest of your post, I just wanted to be sarcastic
>>66846669
TEAM USA
NOT TEAM JAPAN
>>66846739
congrats you can read the bottom of the post.
>"why didn't he want me, /sp/?"
>>66846669
>2017 WBC Team USA
>Team USA
>USA
Are you retarded?
>>66843012
The Nationals record is what is is by virtue of playing the Braves 6 out of 8 games. Get ready to come back to reality Nats fans.
>>66846774
>>66846750
Oh i didnt pay attention to what the post was about just looked at the roster and figured it was ideal team thing
my b famalams
>>66846782
They will be competitive but remember that strangleboy is the barrier between this team winning and losing close games down the stretch.
It'll work fine early on against the shit barves but down the stretch against real teams it won't.
>>66846617
Arenado would play for PR, not USA.
who /papaslam/ here?
>>66846531
Best flavor hot pockets brahs?
>>66846874
Best flavor of hot pocket is throwing them in the trash.
Remember when we swept the Cardinals?
>>66842332
NINETY-FIVE MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS
http://www.sfgate.com/giants/article/Report-Giants-told-hotels-to-refuse-room-service-7251343.php
>>66846669
im a blue jays fan btw
>>66842332
SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE HIM
>>66847026
whoops.
>tfw your team got WS MVP panda and not -2 WAR panda
>>66847091
you guys can have him back if you want, hes really cool!
>>66845558
>her two sons
>>66847111
No thanks, senpai
>>66846342
>Not shooping kuechel's face onto Bam's
>>66846762
It's the beginning of spring retard
>>66845558
>PLEASE JUST EJECT ME AND NOT MY WIFE'S SONS
>>66833846
What city in USA, baseball is the most hated derpote and less often?
a city where not like at all the baseball
Is Meredith Marakovitz the female Pablo Sandoval?
Royals
>>66847259
San Diego, Tampa Bay or Arizona. Consistently empty stadiums
>>66847259
Are you OK Costa Rica?
>>66847259
Los Angeles
Giants desu
>>66847311
>>66847332
>>66847345
And in that stage of the MLB (major league baseball) not sold at all alcohol, and where prohibited smoking?
>>66847259
new york, boston, st louis, and chicago are the big four
there are some babby cities that definitely like their baseball, like milwaukee and pittsburgh and cincinnati
then there are meme cities like kansas city and san francisco that only fill the parks because they are bandwagoners
then there are cities like philadelphia and los angeles where it is difficult to separate the trash from real fans
>>66847353
Google translate sucks just type in spanish amigo
>>66845714
9.5/10 had an audible kek.
>>66847353
You can buy beer at every stadium. Sometimes hard alcohol cocktails. No smoking in the stands.
>>66847394
It is that I hate alcohol (beer, wine spirits etc) and also hate the tacabo
and I would like a stadium where no alcohol, or cigarettes
>>66847398
Alcohol is served in every stadium in every professional sport here. You can't smoke though. You can chew tobacco in most stadiums as long as they're not in New York.
>>66847398
>sports
>no alcohol
Costa Rica pls go and stay go.
>>66847398
Beer and baseball are married. They will never be apart. You won't have to smell smoke in your seat.
>>66847398
Cigs are banned in every stadium. Literally no stadium will have no alcohol though.
>Cubes BTFO by the Rookies
>Not even at Coors so they can't blame the meme park
>>66847398
Have you considered the Middle East?
pissboi on suicide watch if bumgarner hits another donger off kershit tonight?
>>66847398
some places have alcohol free "family sections" but they're always up in the nosebleeds
>>66847398
Beer is sold everywhere.
There's a satanic ritual before every game and in the middle of the seventh inning worshipping the dark Lord Jackie Robinson himself.
mariners yankees
>>66847461
>>66847461
>>66847460
This, just go to Saudi Arabia
>>66847424
>>66847431
>>66847460
>>66847469
>>66847477
And, a sport in which stadiums (arenas) there is not any alcohol?
a sport where stadiums (Arenas) is free of alcohol
without any alcohol
>>66847454
no excusing those defense miscues
just gotta go back out there tomorrow
>>66847493
No.
>>66847466
>tfw have to work tonight and can't shitpost in the doyers-giants thread
>>66845558
>Rockucks
>>66847493
Costa Rica is best troll.
I remember some shorks gamethread where he said he wouldn't follow the NHL because they have a team called the Devils.
>>66847493
This guy is taking us all on a ruse cruise.
>>66847493
Literally none, this isn't Iran or Saudi Arabia. Does alcohol in a stadium really bother you that much? They don't make you drink it.
>>66847493
This is the same guy that was on /vr/ the other asking about video games that didn't have any magic, devils, or cursing in them. The posting style is identical.
>>66847538
>>66847543
>>66847545
come on, it is that I hate hate alcohol and smoked.
and if it bothers me-percentage alcohol and cigar
please
Should there be a sport where stadiums (sand) does not sell for anything alcohol?
>>66847591
In Saudi Arabia. Become Muslim, puta.
Mets at Indians
>>66847603
>>66847603
>>66847603
no blue gays thread yet?
>>66847605
Hey, do not insult Muslims
I'm not Muslim, but they also deserve respect and tolerance
Where's white sox rays?
>>66847398
>>66847493
Oye coño lo único que te puedo sugerir es que te empaques en plástico y que te tires a una tina de mariposas.
pvssy bitxh
>>66847460
pretty certain baltimore still has alcohol.
>>66847673
I was calling you puta, pendejo.
>>66847673
You had me til this post, 7/10
>>66847673
sabe pa
>>66847693
Fucking kek first time I laughed at one of your posts and it was in spanish
>>66847693
yo almenos jamàs en la vida tomarìa alcohol y fumarìa
es es para tontos.
y yo quiero un estadio (o arena) donde no se venda para nada el alcohol
>>66847732
goooooooood luck finding that stadium
Friendly reminder that Ken Griffey Jr. of the Seattle Mariners was the first player to wear 42 on April 15th, 1996.
The rest of the league followed suit the following year, but Griffey was the first
>>66847732
Build it yourself (and wall, pls)
>Romo on the DL
>Basedrianza on the DL
>>66847782
Pretty sure Jackie Robinson wore it before him, dude.
>>66847800
White Sox @ Rays
>>66847820
Whats it like being retarded?
>>66847820
Literally who?
>>66847461
Mariners @ Yankees
Jays - red sux
>>66847809
>>66847809
>>66847820
If only this had been the 42 get...
>>66847871
42 was a while ago mate, gints got it
>>66847890
There can be more than one.
>>66847908
>wanting multiple jackies
>>66847732
De qué religión eres marí? Entiendo que no te guste fumar y tomar pero nadie te lo está obligando. Quiero pensar que hasta en tu país mierda no se permite fumar en los asientos de cualquier estadío.
>>66847732
Comes mierda.
>>66847943
also new thread where
>>66848119
Sit tight I got this.
>>66846860
He was born in California
NEW
>>66848344
NEW
>>66848344
>>66847494
>putting a DH in the outfield
Cubs have only themselves to blame
>>66848362
>National league
>DH
pick one
>>66847673
For you
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