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>OFC banter subedition
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Old thread: >>66817873
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>>66833434
PMSL
>>66833434
Thats so blatantly a red, ref pussied out i think.
thanks webm guy
>>66833103
>And if you felt like making a world webm, a OFC tackles and fights video would be nice including some of those from that GK
I was honestly thinking about doing it but its a bit of a ballache. Still might do it once the tournament is over.
What's the bet, overs and -3?
>>66833434
Did he even pick up a booking for that?
>This -3 drift
uh oh
>>66833434
What would cause a man to act like this?
>>66833507
Top scorer isnt playing. Panic
>>66833505
Yeah but only a yellow
>>66833522
Getting btfo 7-0
>>66833524
I still believe
Stream where?
>>66833507
>I just cashed out and rebacked at current odds for 1p extra return.
Early signs the trader's head has GONE.
>that nadi formation
pmsl
>winlinebet only in Russian
>have to translate everything that comes up
>including this
panic.jpg
>>66833602
Why aren't you still using your 365?
V V worried
how is that a foul wtf
>This iframe audio
stream pls
need youtube stream, iframe is fucked
>>66833669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anpSmXY97vI
>>66833669
Just mute it
drop the bomb Euan
State of the rball guy in the CS Uruguay match
just woke up. What was the score for first match? You up or down?
Euan,
Give us THE bet,
Euan, Euan,
Give us THE bet
>Race to 7 corners
>Count: 0:0
>Nadi FC 51.0
>AS Magenta 1.57
>>66833734
7-0
not up too much though
>>66833706
>>66833746
It was Magenta but Euan scared because they're missing top striker.
>>66833764
>Full time result
>Score 0:0
>Nadi FC 15.00
>AS Magenta 1.071
amazing crowd turnout pmsl
>>66833766
what were the handis?
>>66833768
>implying it takes some world class talent to score vs. Nadi
>>66833818
Yeah I still fancy it
stream down halp
>>66833835
Still fine here
>>66833855
it's back panic over
Euan must be pacing around his room.
>>66833768
Wakanumune?
Is Béaruné in the line up today? I didn't see it. He put 3 past Tefana
Come on Euan, you bigged it up so you're gonna have to put Magenta on TT even if you reduce stakes and mention why. You know Albania will give you endless shit if you don't put anything up.
Reminder the last game started slow and ended 7-0 :)
>>66833890
Bearune on the bench
Wakanumune is playing
>Nadi heavily time wasting already
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>Euan hopes for goal before 20' and comments something like "zzzzzzz early goal worst meme ever" @1.8
>Euan doesnt post anything until midday tomorrow where he claims to have fallen asleep @ 3
>Euan posts large tip and it wins @41
WEW
on -3 huuuuge
>>66833954
TEARS
>111111111111111111111111
EUAN GOAT LEVEL ""TIPSTER"" TBQH
>it's a bet365 goal sound but no goal episode
Nadi prob try and attack now, concede many more.
Need MuhammedAli tip like AIR
>>66833986
there was a goal tho
>>66833986
>Not just muting 365 and watching streams
>>66834010
pmsl
>>66834020
>>66834023
Different game
pmsl
PMSL @ EUAN
HAHAHAHHHAAHHAA
Pmsl laptop forced a restart to update. Been sat here watching rball on my phone. In tears.
>>66834039
But still
>>66834047
Weak excuse
>>66834047
ABSOLUTELY PMSL
>>66834047
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66834047
>>66834047
-3 wins?
PMSL did that guy just shoot towards his own goal and hit his team mate in the balls?
brutal penis injury
pmsl right in the coconuts
>>66834078
You're the one watching
>>66834047
>>66834091
Do Magenta NEED goals for the cup? Is goal difference imporant? Or are they already top of the group?
>>66834047
le 4 (four) screens man
>>66833954
Paying out option 2
>>66834047
whats wrong with the tablet mate
Can't imagine a world where -3 loses
just score 1 more this half so I can go to bed cunts
how did he miss that?!!!!!!!!!
Missing an open goal from 1 yard, unreal
>>>>>>>>>NOT SCORING THAT
Already see it coming. Gonna have to call up my friends later tonight and explain that I can't shoot the shit with them because I lost all my money betting on some New Caledonian football team they have never heard of. Sad times ahead of me.
feeling physical pain in my body right now
JUST SCORE FFS
>>66834236
Pretend you lost your money betting on Dortmund. You still look like a mug but not an addict.
>>66834188
more nutshot webms please
>>66834262
Which is more favourable?
There will be another goal this half
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THANK GOD
MEME
A
G
I
C
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH UP THOUSANDS
>>66834279
MAGIC AGAIN
>>66834299
Not even kidding, I was the guy that did that last thread too.
AMAZING ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
>>66834314
are u from the future
>line only -1.25
PMSL is the trader LOOPY?
Euan do you have any idea how hard Albania is gonna banter you tomorrow for not posting tip
Still waiting to get on Euan's large tip, kinda regret not getting on Magenta instead desu
Imagine the sweat if Nadi miraculously score.
>>66834329
Only seconds in the future apparently.
-1.25 a large from here
>>66834343
wut
>>66834343
pmsl
> Biggest ever bet tonight. Lets hope there are no early goals so I can tip it, eh?
FFS bet365 trolling me with the goal sound again. They really need to fix that shit.
>>66834438
>having sound effects on
>>66834450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zojssXeghqY
>This isn't the soundtrack to his life
>>66834371
>Biggest ever bet tonight. Lets hope there are no early goals and also my laptop doesnt restart as the game kicks off and takes literally 45 minutes to boot back up so I can tip it, eh?
Seething tbqh. Would have blown Albania out of the water. Oh well, plenty more special stakes to come
>>66834404
True story: I wanted to make a PMSL webm so I went to youtube hoping for clips of say some sort of clip from tv of someone comically pissing, you know something like a little dribble coming out of the bottom of their trousers or stood at a urinal or something but the very first link I went on was some guy literally pissing himself through his trousers, you even saw his dick move in the bulge in his trousers before the fabric became really wet.
Put me off the whole idea and I abandoned it.
>>66834503
What would the bet have been if that hadn't have happened?
>>66834503
Cant you use TT on mobile or tablet?
>>66834438
At this point they know it winds people up and they refuse to change it just to troll you into having hope.
Is over 4.5 @2.5 a special?
>>66834521
Just handicap. I already posted my slips so I'm sure most here are on
>>66834532
Wanted to see how they played with this team out
>>66834550
It's still only on a -1.25 lid, don't be a pussy
Er excuse me but where is the half time domestic violence?
bonus points if someone can photoshop Euan's TT shout onto the screen or do it with a better image
>>66834563
I'll post something if they look decent again.
In what UNIVERSE is o4 not a refund minimum?
Thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODkVkpaVQA
>BETTING THE NIIIIIGHT AWAYYYYY
>>66834571
This. I'm thoroughly disappointed.
Just woke my gf up to slap abuse her a little.
>>66834587
>>66834744
top kek
-1 LARGE incoming
>>66834801
You still watching? Are they still trying or are they sleeping
>>66834837
mostly playing in their own half tbqh
>Nadi didnt score that
NEED -3 to win
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nice goal too
3333333333333
DAT SHOT
PMSL another direct hit in the balls
KEK is it the same player his in the balls?
r.i.p in peace to Nadi's fertility rates
-0.75 lads, would reback but I only backed -2.25 from 0-1 and -1.25 from 0-2 so still concerned
Investing my winnings in Fijian sperm banks. #shrewd
>>66834997
>>66835065
Good posts
Sums on Reykjavik -1 tomorrow
>>66835130
Why friend
Where is le time for Magenta goal man
there will be another, r-right lads?
Feeling a goal any minute now lads. Probably about 81st min.
>>66835148
Because I need a good way to burn $420. Plus I'm permanently scared by the last time I saw Keflavik play
>Not taking your own goal kicks
This meme needs to end
nervous 2bh
>>66835252
>$420
DUDE MONEY LMAO
holy shit that was a close call
>>66835306
Ok.
Has Muhammad posted 3-0 ft yet?
>>66835252
buy solar panels
literally printing money
>>66835363
D-do you not know this meme?
Literally told all my mates to get on this
FFS
How am I gonna show my face in the crown
>team called nadi
>constantly injure their nads
>>66835392
No I do. Remember I'm the stoner who loves Bob Marley ;)
crying tears of blood right now
Beyond DAC
up INSANEly tiny SUMS
Would've liked one more but still a good result
>Mahrez PFA Player of the Year at 1.4
That's some free money right there
>>66835507
Eh, I had almost half a grand staked so £80 profit was not worth 90 minutes of sweating and mini heart attacks whenever Nadi had DA's that flashed into off target shots
>>66835546
how'd you like that post hit pmsl
>tfw was on -2.25 from 0-1 and o3.25
kill me
>>66835568
Honestly a team of cunts. Can't wait to see Tefana smash them.
>>66835593
That was the last group game for group c m8
>>66835640
semis lad
>now have to wait weeks and send 20 selfies with ID in order to get my €300 profit out of winlinebet
zzzzzzzz
Used to lurk in these threads back in /wc2014/, now I literally have no idea what any of you are on about.
>>66836158
is this the new meme?
>>66835544
Pretty stiff competition between him, Vardy, Payet and maybe Kante desu
>>66836475
>kante
You're a kante desu
Ice hockey easy winner if anybody followed
Is Aussie AFL anon lurking around? What's the safe handicap bet for tonight's Eagles vs Tigers? Eagles should win comfortably...
>>66836772
yeah.
line is off by a half goal for me - I would price it at 33.5.
I lost 5k in 3 weeks, what's the biggest loss for you /sp/?
caps and stars made my day
>>66836772
dont touch it senpai
>>66836844
Bet365. Using the pre game bet on Eagles SW. For the in play bet, I don't want to waste it by hedging on the Tigers as I don't see them winning at all. So to make winnings on both bets, I was thinking on handicap for the in play (refunds if it loses)
>>66836772
Do you have a bet365 account? Safest bet for that match is exploit the $100 free inplay offer
>>66836820
going to be down thousands when Leicester win the EPL
>>66836898
How come?
>>66836873
Yep. Problem is I don't know what to bet on for the in-play haha. So many choices, but I'm not that knowledgeable about the sport. Eagles o101.5 at 1.90 looks alright?
>>66836904
because I layed mountains on them.
>>66836923
I don't know anything about football really, so I just hedge a bet in in play for a risk free profit with another bookie.
Ladbrokes have got Eagles -14.5 @ 1.80 btw. It's a max $25 bet promo but still worth a go.
>>66836952
You bet thousands on Leicester to win the league?
>>66836996
no, I layed thousands on Leicester to win the league.
>>66837026
how much did you bet? if you bet on them to win how will you be down thousands if they do?
>>66837036
Christ
>>66837036
is this a gimmick?
please search lay betting
Am I crazy in fancying Liverpool at 15 to win the Premier League next season?
>>66837040
>>66837067
oh right I miss read that my bad, how much was your bet?
>>66837084
multiple lays at various odds
haven't looked at it in a while as I still cling to the slim hope that Leicester will bottle it.
>>66837115
right and if they do bottle it, how much is your return?
>>66837069
yes
>>66837127
without checking my spreadsheet, I want to say 1.5k
>>66837197
not bad m8, lets hope spurs get their shit together and Leicester choke
Jesus there is absolutely fuck all value for In Play football right now
>>66837212
Bentleigh / Melbourne O 0.5 FH
+
Kfar Qasim / Hapoel 0.5 FH for the double @ 3.96 mate
FK Kyran -1.5 lads
Kyran are shit but Bayterek are on another level of bad. Last fixture ended 6-1
>>66837472
on medio
Dedi such a fraud
>>66837616
on -0.25 now tho
>>66837786
They've had 1 (one) shot all game, I'm on dnb form 0-0 at shit odds due to lack of accounts as well, down insane.
>>66837823
what was the tip?
>>66837865
https://dedi22.blogabet.com/pick/12217848/sc-kfar-qasim-v-hapoel-mahane-yehuda
>>66837875
There's no point following him now, his yield is 72% and there's no way he'll sustain that if you start following his tips now you'll lose money as his yield will decrease from this point on.
>>66837563
Shit should've gone larger lmao, cheers lad
>>66837472
dat Melbourne rball
So Madrid final?
>>66838242
Whats THE bet?
>>66838326
Melbourne Victory DNB
Hey lads
>>66838651
Morning lid
Draw fix lay H U P
>>66838984
>waking up in the afternoon
>>66838998
Been at work since 7 pal, just on my dinner break.
MELBOURNE FOUND A WAY
>>66839085
>the city of me
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- wait what
OH FUCK OFF BRISBANE GOD DAMN IT
>Australians
Really are living up to the Oceanic gimmick.
Also
https://tipstertube.com/post/44880
one more brisbane lads
any predictions lads?
>>66839142
>NBA at 5:35pm
wat
>>66839138
UN FUCKING REAL
>>66839142
Wish I was one of Steve Stevens clients. Bet Steve's licking his lips at that, a man absolutely in his element.
Well, I feel like killing myself ten times.
>>66839163
yeh i noticed that think it is some fat super sunday type thing
Fuck off Melbourne
>tell my father my team went 1-0 up
>"now they're gonna lose 2-1"
>tell him not to jinx it
>MY
>FUCKING
>FACE
>WHEN
Need a few bullets lads
MuhammadAli 100% fixed, 2-1 DAC
>>66839180
ahahah the gypsie crying
need a trixie lads
>22 Fix Bet!!!
TEARS
James Mckeown I'm on u2.75 small pre-game but could also argue a case for -1 this time. Shandong attack is so much better than the Guangzhou R&F one the other day and line was +0.75 there only +1 here.
Like · Reply · 6 mins
James Mckeown And the DAFC life continues for me
Like · Reply · 1 min
Ste Makin Just got on unders. Wow
Like · Reply · Just now
James Mckeown Lost my last 10 bets or something, not commenting for a bit until I can turn this around, good luck.
Like · Reply · Just now
>>66839369
Why is this worth £25 a month?
>>66839369
Post some of his comments about the "fix" bet last night plz.
tempted to put a tenner on dubai shen for keks.
>>66839384
It's not at all.
>>66839369
Don't know what's worse, Mackers recent bets or the fact I still follow him ffs.
>>66839384
Mackers admin bets are good. And there's plenty of good bets by others in the main group
Can't get on this Dedi tip so will win zzz
>CPK rball
Cmon lads dont tell me you werent on?
>>66839430
what is it? Blogabet not loading
>>66839430
Superlenny unironically still have it bit they'll only lay me €50 on the entire game zzzz
>>66839458
Ironi Beit Shemesh v Hapoel Rahat
Ironi Beit Shemesh -4 (Alternative 3-Way Handicap) (0-0) @ 6.000
10/10 LIVE Bet365
Football / Livebet / Kick off: 15 Apr 2016, 11:30
i wrote about Rahat before.. they are dead.. not practicing for over a month, almost all players left, and on all last games they had less than 11 players with no goal keeper.
>>66839472
thanks man, dropped quickly
>>66839472
looking TEZ so far
>>66839534
What does TEZ mean?
