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>>66833434
PMSL
>>66833434
Thats so blatantly a red, ref pussied out i think.
thanks webm guy
>>66833103
>And if you felt like making a world webm, a OFC tackles and fights video would be nice including some of those from that GK
I was honestly thinking about doing it but its a bit of a ballache. Still might do it once the tournament is over.
What's the bet, overs and -3?
>>66833434
Did he even pick up a booking for that?
>This -3 drift
uh oh
>>66833434
What would cause a man to act like this?
>>66833507
Top scorer isnt playing. Panic
>>66833505
Yeah but only a yellow
>>66833522
Getting btfo 7-0
>>66833524
I still believe
Stream where?
>>66833507
>I just cashed out and rebacked at current odds for 1p extra return.
Early signs the trader's head has GONE.
>that nadi formation
pmsl
>winlinebet only in Russian
>have to translate everything that comes up
>including this
panic.jpg
>>66833602
Why aren't you still using your 365?
V V worried
how is that a foul wtf
>This iframe audio
stream pls
need youtube stream, iframe is fucked
>>66833669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anpSmXY97vI
>>66833669
Just mute it
drop the bomb Euan
State of the rball guy in the CS Uruguay match
just woke up. What was the score for first match? You up or down?
Euan,
Give us THE bet,
Euan, Euan,
Give us THE bet
>Race to 7 corners
>Count: 0:0
>Nadi FC 51.0
>AS Magenta 1.57
>>66833734
7-0
not up too much though
>>66833706
>>66833746
It was Magenta but Euan scared because they're missing top striker.
>>66833764
>Full time result
>Score 0:0
>Nadi FC 15.00
>AS Magenta 1.071
amazing crowd turnout pmsl
>>66833766
what were the handis?
>>66833768
>implying it takes some world class talent to score vs. Nadi
>>66833818
Yeah I still fancy it
stream down halp
>>66833835
Still fine here
>>66833855
it's back panic over
Euan must be pacing around his room.
>>66833768
Wakanumune?
Is Béaruné in the line up today? I didn't see it. He put 3 past Tefana
Come on Euan, you bigged it up so you're gonna have to put Magenta on TT even if you reduce stakes and mention why. You know Albania will give you endless shit if you don't put anything up.
Reminder the last game started slow and ended 7-0 :)
>>66833890
Bearune on the bench
Wakanumune is playing
>Nadi heavily time wasting already
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1111111
11111111111111
111111111111
>Euan hopes for goal before 20' and comments something like "zzzzzzz early goal worst meme ever" @1.8
>Euan doesnt post anything until midday tomorrow where he claims to have fallen asleep @ 3
>Euan posts large tip and it wins @41
WEW
on -3 huuuuge
>>66833954
TEARS
>111111111111111111111111
EUAN GOAT LEVEL ""TIPSTER"" TBQH
>it's a bet365 goal sound but no goal episode
Nadi prob try and attack now, concede many more.
Need MuhammedAli tip like AIR
>>66833986
there was a goal tho
>>66833986
>Not just muting 365 and watching streams
>>66834010
pmsl
>>66834020
>>66834023
Different game
pmsl
PMSL @ EUAN
HAHAHAHHHAAHHAA
Pmsl laptop forced a restart to update. Been sat here watching rball on my phone. In tears.
>>66834039
But still
>>66834047
Weak excuse
>>66834047
ABSOLUTELY PMSL
>>66834047
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66834047
>>66834047
-3 wins?
PMSL did that guy just shoot towards his own goal and hit his team mate in the balls?
brutal penis injury
pmsl right in the coconuts
>>66834078
You're the one watching
>>66834091
Do Magenta NEED goals for the cup? Is goal difference imporant? Or are they already top of the group?
>>66834047
le 4 (four) screens man
>>66833954
Paying out option 2
>>66834047
whats wrong with the tablet mate
Can't imagine a world where -3 loses
just score 1 more this half so I can go to bed cunts
how did he miss that?!!!!!!!!!
Missing an open goal from 1 yard, unreal
>>>>>>>>>NOT SCORING THAT
Already see it coming. Gonna have to call up my friends later tonight and explain that I can't shoot the shit with them because I lost all my money betting on some New Caledonian football team they have never heard of. Sad times ahead of me.
feeling physical pain in my body right now
JUST SCORE FFS
>>66834236
Pretend you lost your money betting on Dortmund. You still look like a mug but not an addict.
>>66834188
more nutshot webms please
>>66834262
Which is more favourable?
There will be another goal this half
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THANK GOD
MEME
A
G
I
C
222222222222222
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH UP THOUSANDS
>>66834279
MAGIC AGAIN
>>66834299
Not even kidding, I was the guy that did that last thread too.
AMAZING ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
>>66834314
are u from the future
>line only -1.25
PMSL is the trader LOOPY?
Euan do you have any idea how hard Albania is gonna banter you tomorrow for not posting tip
Still waiting to get on Euan's large tip, kinda regret not getting on Magenta instead desu
Imagine the sweat if Nadi miraculously score.
>>66834329
Only seconds in the future apparently.
-1.25 a large from here
>>66834343
wut
>>66834343
pmsl
> Biggest ever bet tonight. Lets hope there are no early goals so I can tip it, eh?
FFS bet365 trolling me with the goal sound again. They really need to fix that shit.
>>66834438
>having sound effects on
>>66834450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zojssXeghqY
>This isn't the soundtrack to his life
>>66834371
>Biggest ever bet tonight. Lets hope there are no early goals and also my laptop doesnt restart as the game kicks off and takes literally 45 minutes to boot back up so I can tip it, eh?
Seething tbqh. Would have blown Albania out of the water. Oh well, plenty more special stakes to come
>>66834404
True story: I wanted to make a PMSL webm so I went to youtube hoping for clips of say some sort of clip from tv of someone comically pissing, you know something like a little dribble coming out of the bottom of their trousers or stood at a urinal or something but the very first link I went on was some guy literally pissing himself through his trousers, you even saw his dick move in the bulge in his trousers before the fabric became really wet.
Put me off the whole idea and I abandoned it.
>>66834503
What would the bet have been if that hadn't have happened?
>>66834503
Cant you use TT on mobile or tablet?
>>66834438
At this point they know it winds people up and they refuse to change it just to troll you into having hope.
Is over 4.5 @2.5 a special?
>>66834521
Just handicap. I already posted my slips so I'm sure most here are on
>>66834532
Wanted to see how they played with this team out
>>66834550
It's still only on a -1.25 lid, don't be a pussy
Er excuse me but where is the half time domestic violence?
bonus points if someone can photoshop Euan's TT shout onto the screen or do it with a better image
>>66834563
I'll post something if they look decent again.
In what UNIVERSE is o4 not a refund minimum?
Thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODkVkpaVQA
>BETTING THE NIIIIIGHT AWAYYYYY
>>66834571
This. I'm thoroughly disappointed.
Just woke my gf up to slap abuse her a little.
>>66834744
top kek
-1 LARGE incoming
>>66834801
You still watching? Are they still trying or are they sleeping
>>66834837
mostly playing in their own half tbqh
>Nadi didnt score that
NEED -3 to win
33333333333333
nice goal too
3333333333333
DAT SHOT
PMSL another direct hit in the balls
KEK is it the same player his in the balls?
r.i.p in peace to Nadi's fertility rates
-0.75 lads, would reback but I only backed -2.25 from 0-1 and -1.25 from 0-2 so still concerned
Investing my winnings in Fijian sperm banks. #shrewd
>>66834997
>>66835065
Good posts
Sums on Reykjavik -1 tomorrow
>>66835130
Why friend
Where is le time for Magenta goal man
there will be another, r-right lads?
Feeling a goal any minute now lads. Probably about 81st min.
>>66835148
Because I need a good way to burn $420. Plus I'm permanently scared by the last time I saw Keflavik play
>Not taking your own goal kicks
This meme needs to end
nervous 2bh
>>66835252
>$420
DUDE MONEY LMAO
holy shit that was a close call
>>66835306
Ok.
Has Muhammad posted 3-0 ft yet?
>>66835252
buy solar panels
literally printing money
>>66835363
D-do you not know this meme?
Literally told all my mates to get on this
FFS
How am I gonna show my face in the crown
>team called nadi
>constantly injure their nads
>>66835392
No I do. Remember I'm the stoner who loves Bob Marley ;)
crying tears of blood right now
Beyond DAC
up INSANEly tiny SUMS
Would've liked one more but still a good result
>Mahrez PFA Player of the Year at 1.4
That's some free money right there
>>66835507
Eh, I had almost half a grand staked so £80 profit was not worth 90 minutes of sweating and mini heart attacks whenever Nadi had DA's that flashed into off target shots
>>66835546
how'd you like that post hit pmsl
>tfw was on -2.25 from 0-1 and o3.25
kill me
>>66835568
Honestly a team of cunts. Can't wait to see Tefana smash them.
>>66835593
That was the last group game for group c m8
>>66835640
semis lad
>now have to wait weeks and send 20 selfies with ID in order to get my €300 profit out of winlinebet
zzzzzzzz
Used to lurk in these threads back in /wc2014/, now I literally have no idea what any of you are on about.
>>66836158
is this the new meme?
>>66835544
Pretty stiff competition between him, Vardy, Payet and maybe Kante desu
>>66836475
>kante
You're a kante desu
Ice hockey easy winner if anybody followed
Is Aussie AFL anon lurking around? What's the safe handicap bet for tonight's Eagles vs Tigers? Eagles should win comfortably...
>>66836772
yeah.
line is off by a half goal for me - I would price it at 33.5.
I lost 5k in 3 weeks, what's the biggest loss for you /sp/?
caps and stars made my day
>>66836772
dont touch it senpai
>>66836844
Bet365. Using the pre game bet on Eagles SW. For the in play bet, I don't want to waste it by hedging on the Tigers as I don't see them winning at all. So to make winnings on both bets, I was thinking on handicap for the in play (refunds if it loses)
>>66836772
Do you have a bet365 account? Safest bet for that match is exploit the $100 free inplay offer
>>66836820
going to be down thousands when Leicester win the EPL
>>66836898
How come?
>>66836873
Yep. Problem is I don't know what to bet on for the in-play haha. So many choices, but I'm not that knowledgeable about the sport. Eagles o101.5 at 1.90 looks alright?
>>66836904
because I layed mountains on them.
>>66836923
I don't know anything about football really, so I just hedge a bet in in play for a risk free profit with another bookie.
Ladbrokes have got Eagles -14.5 @ 1.80 btw. It's a max $25 bet promo but still worth a go.
>>66836952
You bet thousands on Leicester to win the league?
>>66836996
no, I layed thousands on Leicester to win the league.
>>66837026
how much did you bet? if you bet on them to win how will you be down thousands if they do?
>>66837036
Christ
>>66837036
is this a gimmick?
please search lay betting
Am I crazy in fancying Liverpool at 15 to win the Premier League next season?
>>66837040
>>66837067
oh right I miss read that my bad, how much was your bet?
>>66837084
multiple lays at various odds
haven't looked at it in a while as I still cling to the slim hope that Leicester will bottle it.
>>66837115
right and if they do bottle it, how much is your return?
>>66837069
yes
>>66837127
without checking my spreadsheet, I want to say 1.5k
>>66837197
not bad m8, lets hope spurs get their shit together and Leicester choke
Jesus there is absolutely fuck all value for In Play football right now
>>66837212
Bentleigh / Melbourne O 0.5 FH
+
Kfar Qasim / Hapoel 0.5 FH for the double @ 3.96 mate
FK Kyran -1.5 lads
Kyran are shit but Bayterek are on another level of bad. Last fixture ended 6-1
>>66837472
on medio
Dedi such a fraud
>>66837616
on -0.25 now tho
>>66837786
They've had 1 (one) shot all game, I'm on dnb form 0-0 at shit odds due to lack of accounts as well, down insane.
>>66837823
what was the tip?
>>66837865
https://dedi22.blogabet.com/pick/12217848/sc-kfar-qasim-v-hapoel-mahane-yehuda
>>66837875
There's no point following him now, his yield is 72% and there's no way he'll sustain that if you start following his tips now you'll lose money as his yield will decrease from this point on.
>>66837563
Shit should've gone larger lmao, cheers lad
>>66837472
dat Melbourne rball
So Madrid final?
>>66838242
Whats THE bet?
>>66838326
Melbourne Victory DNB
Hey lads
>>66838651
Morning lid
Draw fix lay H U P
>>66838984
>waking up in the afternoon
>>66838998
Been at work since 7 pal, just on my dinner break.
MELBOURNE FOUND A WAY
>>66839085
>the city of me
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- wait what
OH FUCK OFF BRISBANE GOD DAMN IT
>Australians
Really are living up to the Oceanic gimmick.
Also
https://tipstertube.com/post/44880
one more brisbane lads
any predictions lads?
>>66839142
>NBA at 5:35pm
wat
>>66839138
UN FUCKING REAL
>>66839142
Wish I was one of Steve Stevens clients. Bet Steve's licking his lips at that, a man absolutely in his element.
Well, I feel like killing myself ten times.
>>66839163
yeh i noticed that think it is some fat super sunday type thing
Fuck off Melbourne
>tell my father my team went 1-0 up
>"now they're gonna lose 2-1"
>tell him not to jinx it
>MY
>FUCKING
>FACE
>WHEN
Need a few bullets lads
MuhammadAli 100% fixed, 2-1 DAC
ahahah the gypsie crying
need a trixie lads
>22 Fix Bet!!!
TEARS
James Mckeown I'm on u2.75 small pre-game but could also argue a case for -1 this time. Shandong attack is so much better than the Guangzhou R&F one the other day and line was +0.75 there only +1 here.
Like · Reply · 6 mins
James Mckeown And the DAFC life continues for me
Like · Reply · 1 min
Ste Makin Just got on unders. Wow
Like · Reply · Just now
James Mckeown Lost my last 10 bets or something, not commenting for a bit until I can turn this around, good luck.
Like · Reply · Just now
>>66839369
Why is this worth £25 a month?
>>66839369
Post some of his comments about the "fix" bet last night plz.
tempted to put a tenner on dubai shen for keks.
>>66839384
It's not at all.
>>66839369
Don't know what's worse, Mackers recent bets or the fact I still follow him ffs.
>>66839384
Mackers admin bets are good. And there's plenty of good bets by others in the main group
Can't get on this Dedi tip so will win zzz
>CPK rball
Cmon lads dont tell me you werent on?
>>66839430
what is it? Blogabet not loading
>>66839430
Superlenny unironically still have it bit they'll only lay me €50 on the entire game zzzz
>>66839458
Ironi Beit Shemesh v Hapoel Rahat
Ironi Beit Shemesh -4 (Alternative 3-Way Handicap) (0-0) @ 6.000
10/10 LIVE Bet365
Football / Livebet / Kick off: 15 Apr 2016, 11:30
i wrote about Rahat before.. they are dead.. not practicing for over a month, almost all players left, and on all last games they had less than 11 players with no goal keeper.
>>66839472
thanks man, dropped quickly
>>66839472
looking TEZ so far
>>66839534
What does TEZ mean?
>>66839472
this looks /blogabet/ mafia tier
/bet/ mafia partnered up with blogabet
didn't you get the memo?
>>66839472
greasy tenner on the -2.5 so I can call him a fraud later tbqh
>>66839539
terrible
Such a shit bet, why do i listen to the mafia.
DREAD to think how much dedi has on the +
morning lads. up SUMS, feels good man. based brisbane roar, making me money in my sleep.
Is Dedi a well known mafia agent?
1111111111111111111111111
tears
ITS HAPPENING
>>66839707
>only ONE
This STINKS of mafia, especially because it's in Israel.
What's that Israelis name on tipstertube who tips all the Isreal league games?
>>66839738
https://dedi22.blogabet.com/pick/12219361/ironi-beit-shemesh-v-hapoel-rahat
>>66839795
Yeah, I saw that, but I could have sworn there is one on TT too. Maybe that is the guy I was thinkin of though.
>>66839795
>according to my source Rahat has 12 players...
Reverse /bet/ mafia
ON -1.5 HUGE
Zzizou5 17 mins ago
@dedi22 any new information? I would appreciate a lot if you respond
^such a dullard zzzz
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>>66839826
HUP
UAFC
Need an almighty hold in this chinky game
Can you imagine Euan's smug face as he rolls in to a Glaswegian Ladbrokes at 1pm on a wet and windy Friday, with his 6ft bodyguard flat mate for protection, walking past the punters who have £10 on a horse they think will win, and he puts his fat reciepts on the table to Dawn, as says "Can't stop betting on OFC, won't stop betting on OFC."
>>66839907
>as says
mug
>>66839907
>tfw he gets mugged outside
>>66839907
Really do cringe at the very thought. He's the type who would make it very clear that he's won.
>"Yeah, yeah just stick the winnings on my card please. All 500 quid of it. That's right, 500 quid."
>>66839919
and* obviously
>>66839921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_oYXdmAOvo
>>66839921
kek.
333333333333333333333
>>66839907
I've never seen a city with so many bookies tßh, every single street Donwntown had at least two, fuck even Oban had like 3 bookies right next to each other kek. What i was wondering though, does bet365 even have stores, or are they exclusively online? Haven't seen a single store when i was there.
>>66839430
zzz literally falling asleep at how boring and predictable this is zzz
where is your /bet/ mafia now pmsl
>>66839946
No bet365 stores.
>>66839947
same situation lid
hope all the people who won on this get limited desu, bitter
>>66839946
Why the fuck did you go to Oban?!
>not moving to Ashford solely to sit in the marathon shop all day exploiting their misprices
https://www.marathonbet.com/en/shops.htm
>>66839933
Yeah, can imagine his friend looking depressed as fuck questioning why Euan was up at 5:30am.
>"Here you go McMuggy, have a free £10 bet on me, yeah that's right, i'm giving you £10, ten pounds."
>>66839954
Right here PMSL
>>66839970
absolutely pmsl
>>66839954
BOOM! And Rahat scores!
BET MAFIA WINS AGAIN
>>66839970
He really is a David Brent character
>about to stake -1.5
>365 says some needs referring to trader
>cancel
>rahat score
thankyou based shitty lays
>>66839962
Because i wanted to go to the highlands and be close to the sea and a decent distillery, plus Oban is a pretty little town which had quite a buzz going even in fucking November for some reason. The train ride from Glasgow to Oban was scenic as fuck, too.
>>66839986
Would not trade him for the world though.
Large staking every Shabab Al Ordon women market. HUGE misprice.
>>66840026
PLEASE dont be mafia. Some info?
>>66840026
Mafia please leave unless you offer researchable info.
just took o4.5 Ironi goals @2.1, scored instantly
o5.5 might be decent too though, dont see why they will stop scoring and if other team only has 11 or 12 players they will get very tired
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>>66840063
5555555555555555555555555
Should never have doubted bet mafia
>>66840058
>goal as processing
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Has anyone had any experience or luck in bookies? Is it worth going in them like Paddy Power or Coral for some of the obscure games which have not been priced yet.
I don't live near any, or know anyone that goes to bookies (apart from Euan now)
>>66840023
This x100000
>>66840051
>>66840040
http://www.rsssf.com/tablesj/jord-womchamp.html
Full of nt players, best team in the country.
>>66840095
Bumping for this. And they're not going to limit you are they? I mean, apart from your stake
/bet/ and blogabet mafia btfo
Brighton 1.61 against Fulham? Silly season's arrived then.
>>66840123
Obvious
>>66840115
Ammam won it last though?
do Rangers win?
>>66840140
Shabab were missing players through international duties.
>>66840115
very strange post
>>66840158
DEFINITELY bet mafia.
need one more like AIR
literally down from this if another one doesnt fly in
Gabala PLS
>>66840176
expecting at least 2 more desu
>>66840195
2 reds holy shit, HYPER LARGE on overs
>>66840239
S M A C K I N G
its like they don't want the 6666666
>>66840225
>>66840239
Mistake?
>>66840258
Yeah tears, -0.75 still looking world
Thanks Dortmund for costing me $1500 this morning.
Everyone associated with the club deserves to be 6 feet under.
>>66840282
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66840282
>'straya
Never dissapoints me
IRONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
MAFIA SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES
HUP HUP
>>66840262
think he means trader mistake, listing reds where there are none etc
>>66840313
I did mean trader mistake.
>>66840313
What?
Why did the bloke who claims to follow West Bank league not tip Markz Balata?
wtf are Gabala doing.
>>66840347
Is there some info to the game?
its like Gabala don't want the 11111111
>>66840363
dunno
Hello Slagab where are the goals
1111111111111111111111111
A I R
111111111111111111111111
FINALLY
THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO GABALA
>>66840369
M A G I C
A
G
I
C
>>66840369
HUP
DEFINITE increase in /bet/ magic over the past 24 hours, keep it up lads
>>66840395
>It's like Gabaa don't want the 22222222
>Cannot imagine a world where Gabala don't score two goals.
>Gabala will never score two goals against Baku in your lifetime
small on Esteghal 0 AH from 2-0 down
>>66840410
22222222222222222222222222
>>66840410
YESSSSSSSSSS
2222222222222222222222222222222
UP LIFE HAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE
>>66840410
SURRREEEEEEALLLLLLL
SHABAB PEN
>>66840440
11111111111
1111111111
>>66840440
surreal
>close /bet/ accidentaly
>miss out on a worldie
>none of these world bets tipped on tt
what a FEAST
Imagine not being up today. Imagine.
April has been absolutely SURREAL
Up 7 quid today boiz
Only one good tip in here, rest is just pixel punts or leeching from blogabet/tt tipsters.
>>66840504
Lost a grand and I've made it all back in 4 days
>>66840514
>HE WASN'T ON
Sektzia SW is the next BET
>>66840610
ty lad got in 2 secs before they scored
>>66840610
reback?
>>66840630
going super small on -1 desu la
Just had another cheeky lay of Russia, rebacked Sweden and Netherlands AGAIN.
>>66840630
Yep, Small only
>>66840656
hup x
going for 5
>hapoel nazareth never ever gonna score again, it will simply not happen in this day and age
Shabab PLEASE score a goal
Going Tiny on FHG in MC Oran U21
@4.0
>>66839933
>£500
On one slip, maybe.
Made it back safe and sound, lads. Dont worry.
>>66841001
How much you walk out with then lid?
>>66841001
Literally flinched reading that, can only imagine your smug little mug.
>>66841001
pretty sure the slips on the pic were £100 each
might be wrong tho
>>66841030
Nice internal rhyming scheme m8
>>66841030
>flinched
I'm cowering in a corner right now just PICTURING him skipping out of Ladbrokes
>>66840991
>Hitting the post in the 87th
for what purpose
>>66841028
Only £580 in cash, rest on my card.
>>66841045
Had the double for £100 and two singles. Rest were £300 which is the limit per bet.
>>66841030
I flinched walking in to the shop. Very rough place on a wet Friday afternoon.
>>66841087
werent you on magenta -3?
>>66841099
-2 EH was the early line. Final 15 minutes were not comfy.
http://kdvr.com/2016/04/15/winter-storm-warning-issued-as-denver-braces-for-strong-spring-snowstorm/
>14 inches of snow in the middle of April
Who /comfyweather/ here?
>>66841113
ah, nice one.
>>66841087
>Only £580 in cash
Hate this gimmick.
>>66841113
I thought high street bookies were shite compared to their online counterparts, I mean Bet365 opened at -3, and William Hill didn't even handicaps before inplay.
Is it actually better to go in store for better lines?
>>66841177
Just depends really. I guess it is worth a look sometimes but not always.
>>66841172
Meant "only" as in it was a fraction of the total pay out. Of course £580 is lots of money to almost anyone.
>>66841199
>a fraction of the total pay out
Well duh, you made that clear by saying the rest got paid to your card.
>>66841244
Well why do you "hate this gimmick"?
Would you gusy say Nordicbet odds are more accurate for games in the Nordic countries from your experience?
Nordicbet has TPT as favs @1.8 but 365 has NoPs @1.8 for the Kolmonen game.
>>66841274
I would say for opening line, Nordicbet will be more accurate. Someone will probably remember from last year but I dont
>>66841294
Yup I couldnt remember either. There's usually a little difference between odds but not this much.
>>66841254
Can you sing that in vocaroo for us?
>>66841314
"no"
It's not finished yet. Need to finish writing before I go in to the studio to record.
Where is the WEEEEEEEEEEEEE guy?
Could use you right now.
>>66841342
there is more than one of us
>>66841359
Need more OC, T4TW gimmicks are becoming stale.
How the FUCK was that GK hand ball and assault not a red card.
Did you lads know that Jesus was actually a magic mushroom?
>>66841414
Been asking myself the same question pal
>>66841429
I keep going over it, I mean, I was UP, but could have been HUP if that linesman hadn't given offside for that clearly onside pass, and if that linesman had kept on waving his flag instead of stopping and looking confused for the GK.
If he had kept on doing the wave the ref would have felt an indication to send the player of.
>>66841414
>deliberate hand ball
>foul as the last man
>throwing the ball at an opponent
literally 3 red cards
Brighton - fulham: BTTS BH
Hull - Wolves: 0-0
Would anyone be interested in a Daily Fantasy thread? Don't want to post Draftkings shit in /bet/
>>66841454
What annoys me a little bit more is that they actually TOOK the free kick quick, and missed an open fucking goal.
Which would not have counted anyway.
>>66841459
>Don't want to post Draftkings shit in /bet/
>post Draftkings shit in /bet/
Why would you do this anyway? Get to fuck u lttl rat.
>>66841484
Motherfucker if you really want me to spam my lineups in /bet/ every day I will. I'm asking if anyone is interested in maintaining a /dfs/ thread or whatever so I don't.
>>66841516
Build it and they will come
>>66841516
Just make one and see if it gets interest retard. Why are you asking us? It is rarely talked about here if that's what you want to know.
>>66841569
Because dfs is essentially betting, but for smart people
>>66841555
Said the Auckland residents when they build North Harbour Stadium.
How did that turn out senpai?
>>66841588
>>66841588
pmsl
>>66841599
No idea, what you chatting about roadman
just placed my accy
>>66841588
nibs
Any betting sites where you can go and view odds and place bets and whatnot without actually using money?
Need something to pique my interest back into sport.
>>66841641
oh yeah bruv? wot u on
>>66841694
>>66841588
Fuck me, what's going on?
>>66841696
City SW
Lestah SW
Arsenal SW
Inter DNB
Juve SW
>>66841694
Why the fuck would winning fictional money make you interested?
>>66841736
To see if you're shit
Ziyech to score @ 2.7 is the official dutch tip of the day.
>>66841749
You cant mimic actual gambling with fake money. Your mindset isnt the same at all.
>PSG youth DNB @2.35
Not a fair price IMO. Were the better team in the first half
BT has a smed/large on FK Silas
>>66841274
365 knew
>>66841801
>>66841801
>smed/large
>>66841768
Im not betting with real money either desu, just numbers on a screen. All of my actual money is gone
>>66841694
You could just go on 365 for odds and keep track of your fictional bets in a spreadsheet
/bet/ mafia hungry today
>>66841801
>smed/large
I like this gimmick already
>>66841832
Or he could just bet like a normal person?
>Here is a spreadsheet of bets I don't actually place
>>66841762
Also this is unreal value
>>66841762
on FGS e/w, thanks
>>66841694
How many girls' shoes have you tied today you beta wasteman
>/bet/ mafia
zzzzzzzz anyone in UAC Tipping Group knows it's true, Silas should be on a -1.5 yet opened on +0.75
>>66841801
>not on 365
zzzzz thanks for nothing
>>66841874
Take my trip off before I dust your back you fucking mug
how to join UAC lids?
NEED a bird trip today
>>66841801
where are you getting this line? everywhere Ive checked has them favourites
>>66841974
ask BT
>>66841924
One of the worst, if not the worst, gimmicks
Who will be Fallout Boy?
>>66841982
/bet/ mafia pal
TPT-NoPs is a 2/1 fix.
>>66841982
where can I find BT tho m8 desu
>>66842028
on HUGE
>>66842028
tears
Cheboksari vs Burevestnik Jaroslav LIVE
Burevestnik Jaroslav -9.5 (Handicap 2-Way) @ 1.860
5/10 so LARGE. Wins tbqh.
Get on QUICK.
Tipped on Blogabet as well, which you should verify.
>>66842069
Lmao, line SHOT up to -16.5
VALUE
A
L
U
E
Take Burevestnik Jaroslav winner by 21+ points for small.
>>66842069
>making lines up
>>66842069
>-16.5
no thanks
>>66842081
Already verified on my Blogabet you clueless mong. Not my fault you're a slow nancy.
Take UP TO -20.5
>>66842103
Got on -18.5
shaking
Slavia Mozyr 0.0
From 1-3
@1.850
Albania such a character.
>>66842103
No thanks.
Rate my tactics for my new FM save lads.
>>66842166
Dire. Need another DM
>>66842166
10/10 realism
>>66842166
>i play football manager
*tips fedora*
>>66842187
Need to bring another DM in first, feel as if we don't need a striker with all the quality tika taka we're going to be playing.
Thinking of bringing in one from Nadi.
BT
>>66842262
What?
how am i lads?
>>66842288
>using the old trip
>>66842288
Eurovision write up?
/bet/ mafia HUP again
>>66842293
Do you know how many of Barca's remaining league games are against opposition currently in the top half of the table?
Not a single one.
Jaroslav now on -22.5
Lmao, Euan must be SEETHING for not geting on this. PMSL.
Another day, another profitable day.
BT so surreal and such a 1. Lyga judge
>>66842473
line was gone too fast m80
>>66842489
Not for my Blogabet followers.
on -18.5, wish me luck bros
>>66841789
Noice
>>66842473
Post a single slip (that isnt fake) to prove that line was available when you tipped it. I dont expect you will and therefore will call you a F R A U D
>>66842539
Literally everybody knows he is a fraud, you're just giving him the attention he craves which encourages him to keep doing shit like this.
>>66842539
Call me whatever you want you strange little man, it is VERIFIED by my Blogabet, where I tipped.
Line then moved as they went on a big point streak while I filled in the CAPTCHA.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12221996/cheboksari-vs-burevestnik-jaroslav
>>66840021
Fish and chip shop is mint in Oban too.
BT unreal
>>66842580
All this proves is that the line was available on the blogabet verification system. Just prove it was available with a bookie at that time. It isnt hard.
>>66842580
This REEKS of MuhammedAli, you got on and the odds were suddenly smashed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWBTQf0XUPQ
>>66842607
>>66842620
Strange little individual.
Blogabet verification system for Bet365 and pretty much all other odds in there, is very decent.
There is no point to tip at wrong lines. I don't use Blogabet to fraud anyone or sell any shit. I use it mostly for fun.
You are seething HARD, lmao.
wtfb
>>66842512
Thanks senpai
>>66842642
Nordsjalland SW @1.73
>>66842641
Why don't you tip on TT like everyone else? is it cause you were e x p o s e d and have -34% yield?
Austria Lustenau -0.75
@2.075
Watching it and should be 0-2 already
Home side not much threat, away dangerous set pieces and pressing
>>66842669
Peno as I posted
...........
>>66842659
We've gone over this in the past, lid.
TT is shit for tipping, doesn't verify LIVE odds, Unless they have live verification of odds, I refuse categorically to use it to tip there. It leaves room for manipulation and FRAUD.
No wonder Euan loves tipping there! PMSL
>>66842434
i may be crazy but granada away sticks out as a game they may drop. theyll be comfy with a 5 game win streak while the former will be in a relegation battle also deportivo away
>>66842697
It also gives realtime notifications so people can get on the lines you post. And they can check the odds straight away and call you out if they are fake - same as happened here today.
jeez, first large bet posted on tt and my team concedes in the first 2 minutes. gonna get some shit for that one.
SLAGS, Falconi looks like a right mong.
>>66842750
I will reconsider it.
Can you please shout and tell Big_Al and the other developers to implement live odds verification there?
thanks hon xx
>>66842778
wanted to get on but waited for good in-play odds
:(
>>66842792
>>66842750
Can IMAGINE you both discussing the positives and negatives of Brexit over a Steak & Kidney Pie at the pub.
medium baerum SK u19 -1 FH
>>66842770
The Wehen game?
>>66842829
yeah
>take up to -20.5
simply epic
Albania's had me here lids.
>>66842841
Comical RED
Hopefully no one follow -0.75
Preety Large on https://tipstertube.com/post/45027 tho
Baerum SK -0.75 unibet. -2.5 elsewhere.
>>66842875
cant see what is it
>>66842863
>>66842859
Excuse me? I better not tip at all then, PMSL.
Enjoy your Premier league tips from random anons, tears!
Bet Jenny and BT are pissing themselves over two pseudo dullards like Euan and Albania arguing between themselves
>>66842945
>Implying 66841726 loses
Ziyech @ 2.6 now
Goffy taking no prisoners
>>66843127
Why is he playing in the reserves?
thanks Albania down brains
>>66843137
>Jamie O'Hara
This is his current missus. Get the feeling he has a type.
>>66843218
You are such a fraud.
It is -16
>>66843234
THANKS ALBANIA UP SURREAL
>>66843218
on -20.5
>>66843221
Slags?
>>66843251
-21 now.
What is everyone on?
>>66843254
Exactly. Specifically classless, immoral slags.
>>66843264
-17.5 here
S U R R E A L
>>66843264
-18.5 and 21+
shaking
Fucking bullshit fucking shitting shitters fuck man fuck piss shit
>>66843280
HUP HUP
>>66843283
END MY LIFE
JHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH NO FOOD TONIGHT
What did it end
>>66842826
hup
Another LARGE winner. Only 1 loss so far on my LARGE stakes.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
60 verified tips, 38% YIELD.
Catching up on my promise, PMSL.
>>66843357
-18
>>66843357
65 - 83
In-Play Posted at '38 from 1:0
Draw No Bet
bet365
Baerum U19 10/10 1.22
>DNB 1.22
In what world is Mushroom living in?
>>66843367
Bubblegum babby. You promised to tip mostly in Asia, all your bets are 365 only. Unfollowed and downvoted.
>>66843376
Meant MuhammedAli ofcourse
>>66843376
>>66843387
PMSL he's like a parody of Albania making up lines
>>66843384
Jimmy please. I am UP in Asia.
>>66842649
Won.
DACKERS
TOPKEK
>>66843408
I can't believe Big_Al is letting him get away with this fraudulent behaviour.
In about every tip he puts the odds higher, and then comments it was smashed, i don't even think it's one of /bet/ getting nibs anymore.
i need that suicide hotline number
>3 shots on target
>3 goals
Ok.
>>66843441
+49merkel
>>66843481
nvm, leipzig scored, i no longer need it.
>>66843411
10 bets, nice sample size.
>>66843424
Other worldly m8
>>66843515
GOAL DISALLOWED
FUCKING HELL
>>66843515
pmsl get back on the phone
my fucking bet on magenta is tied with a leipzig dc bet.............
this piece of shit bookie wouldnt let me place magenta as a single bet
>>66843542
DIAL THE NUMBER!
im fucking done
>>66843559
>not just getting on a 1.001 shot
>>66843570
are you THAT German?
erzgebirge getting btfo
>>66843573
leipzig dc was like 1.07, they were huge favorites
>>66843590
>1-0
>btfo
are you thick?
>>66843570
rip.
>>66843602
post slip pmsl
>>66843604
dumb slug
i bet the 2 championship games today. not smart
Cheeky fiver on Leipzig 2nd goal to support that German anon
the two picks i didnt post may actually come in.. certainly not breaking even though
>>66843669
#wingsforlife
need Ziyech like air after that HORRID Albania tip
>>66843853
His season is over now lid, head's all over the place. Already agreed terms with Leicester apparently. Has eyes on Champions League.
wtfb euan
>german tips
>>66843887
If you mean Aue, they weren't priced at 2.40 for no reason, that's why I went for DNB. Couldn't expect the best defense in the league to concede a goal in the 2nd minute from the worst attacking team in the league.
Apparently there is a football match going on somewhere there
>>66843915
meant to say "for a reason"
>Al Nasr lost today against a team that was 12th out of the league of 14
Top kek, arresting that guy for performing black magic sure did help
Black Aces 0.0
@2.025
Too High odds for that shit
Going Med/Large
U, u, u.
>>66844033
Lay, lay, lay
so is there a reliable version of the exit bag i can get my hands on? i heard its difficult to get helium that isnt enriched with oxygen
>>66844043
>Implying Wellington dont try to pull off their best Barca impression for 90 min and it ends 0-0
>>66844064
Hope the Welly odds go down more, might even try to get /bet/ mafia to smash those lines, PM MuhammedAli etc.
Those pluses will be glorious. Ends 2 - 1
>>66844064
Surely Wellington actually try to attack and win though since they go out with any other result
New thread where?
Do an OFC edition Euan please.
>>66844218
Did you see how they played before? They were pathetic.
>>66844242
Yeah I know but they did the same as Auckland with the boring defensiveness knowing they would eventually get the win playing that way as the opposition would make more mistakes. Hekari are actually kinda decent and anything other than a victory sees Wellington eliminated so I can imagine they set up a bit more attacking this time out.
>>66844224
*slurp slurp notice me Euan*
Pathetic.
>>66844218
They do go through with a draw though. Winner of the group plays Magenta, the best 2nd place team takes on the winner of Group A.
>>66844265
These games tonight should be good for overs, and good for judging after watching because theres no real favourite each way. Bet Euan is flinching at the value to be had.
>>66844277
I realise now I miscalculated but a draw still doesn't definitely see them through
What's wrong with Lens
Why aren't they scoring
>>66844274
Want consistent threads you mug, not some German anon.
>>66844277
>>66844291
Wait yes it does, I'm being a retard
>>66844299
same feeling with monchengladbach
stop making me sweat boys
>>66844348
PMSL good luck winning that bet, I got money on them
>>66844299
Lens scored twice and I won my bet
Looks like my complaining worked
>>66844443
>>66844443
>>66844443
New thread.
