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Old thread: >>66799264
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was about to make a "le europe league edition" thread :(
>>66817873
Good thread.
Sun does not set on Euan's tips.
ALBANIA WHY CAN I NOT COMMENT ON YOUR BLOG
ON MY KNEES FOR A DONN GOAL
era
haha get fucked, they'll never make a 6th
ON MY TOES FOR 1 MORE AFTER THE PEN
>CASHOUT SUSPENDED
AGHAOJEWRJGOEARG
>tfw doubted robot
SIGNING IN ON BNOT (W) +2.25 SPESH
>>66818041
line long gone but looks like a worldie m8
6666666
Getting on IK to win this match from, odds @1.001
>lost 50 today
>only hope to get back in profit is dortmund beating livershit
PLEASE I NEED THIS MONEY
>>66818080
>when her tit size end in an a
>>66818075
Too late, odds smashed.
As soon as I get on the odds smash.
Anon out.
I will find God againif Mjondalen get 5
Maccabi Kiryat Gat Slags +1.75 is a large. Still have 11
not even britbong, but this one is too good
thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoy2_7FegI
need another Mjondalen goal for full win on my tip earlier. PLZ.
77777
Fucking Sadness Ulf, ruined my combo.
>>66818136
source? has price been adjusted for 9 men?
Why does some knob keep posting mainstream shite on the /bet/ twitter? We could have a good ROI if not.
>>66818166
Contact at game, yes but will be corrected by start of second half I imagine.
>>66818136
are you smacking lines alone or what?
as soon as you're posing they are moving
>>66818136
SOURCE????? PLEASE DONT BE /bet/ MAFIA
>8 - 0
>-3 was in 'doubt'
88888888888888888
UNREAL
88888888888
>a /bet/ tip wins
What a time to be alive
Who /didnygeton/ here
>>66818136
If this is true then RT7 corners @6.5 is a special.
>>66818142
>gazza never went to france 98
it's a fucking disgrace
How's the Ireland-Scotland U18 match looking?
>>66818136
>>66818181
Contact at game? who goes to an Israli womens league game on a Thurday in April?
>>66818136
What? Two red cards up. Why do they still have 11?
>>66818041
absolut world tip mane, ht HUP
>>66818259
They got a corner and a goal after both reds, can't be doing that badly anyway if so.
>>66818252
Local sports journalist, pay him for info
profile.php?id=100000867450848
>>66818259
Might be off pitch sendings off. I've seen it before in South American football, rball registers the red and odds shift to adjust for the red but the person sent off was just on the bench anyway so it makes no difference.
>>66818197
The manager probably tore them 3 new assholes each during half time.
>>66818270
>this is mafia
>>66818262
Got info but cba, Bnot better team and have the ability to win this game. (expected them to edge it 1-1/1-0 etc)
>>66818289
THE FUCKING RESERVES BEAT THEM 10 - 2 YOU FUCKING SLUGS
>>66818270
screesnshot of message? this is like beyond a special iftrue
>>66818330
THEY WERE 0-0 ALMOST TO HALF TIME YOU FUCKING MUG
I've seen Start play many times in the past couple of years, they are absolute dogshit.
>>66818262
Line now at +0.75 probs about right.
>>66818367
won't reback. thanks for the tip
>>66818270
evidence? already on but will go huge if you can prove this
>>66818330
>X happened so Y MUST happen
>>66818136
playing shite so far (according to rball)
>>66818099
dont talk shit about my waifu colin
penned in like pigs tbqh
good odds on dortmund for tonight lads pile on its a free win for them
Feeling like a Palestinian right now
>>66818212
>on
>just went to 4
SWEATING
Auba to score, Shakhtar win and Sevilla win treble @8.51?
>>66818483
didn't they have 4 before ht?
Glad to see start finally stepped up.
Just won a round of beerpong with my mate, trying to get some bets going against these tryhards playing now, but none of the normies brought cash...
pmsl hup nibs
>>66818516
are you making all this up to entertain /bet/?
tears!
>Draw @1.5 for the club nacional Rosario central game
Wew
>>66818510
>From each side
>rball shows 2 for Kiryat
Not buying it
DAC if this gets worse
>>66818514
Might have. But mayne, I just fucking realized they're KIKES! SHIT! I PUT SHEKELS ON JEWS!
>>66818516
Give them nibs.
>>66818510
bending rules; jews
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
excellent, now i can reback
Welp, been done by /bet/ mafia again.
obviously their players are shook by the brawl that took place and can no longer play
Fuck, I'm sweating. Comon you kike slags.
defo 11v11
this is AWFUL
>>66818684
are you keeping your own spreadshit about DAs?
who /taking the value/
>>66818684
pmsl
>>66818531
Absolutely not. Tryhards losing BTW, tears at all the money I could've made taking bets on this
>>66818714
Pls don't kill the lines.
So clearly bullshit /bet/ mafia nibs.
>still has not been corrected
>even a Palestinian rball merchant can count 9 players vs 11
>the DAs
>the goal
>>66818714
PMSL
/bet/ mafia HUP desu lids
WHY DID I LISTEN TO SOME RANDOM ANON
FUCK OFF
HAHAHA
>>66818714
Delete this. Not even joking.
/bet/ mafia strikes again.
Reckon the /bet/ informant didnt lie but he has actually been duped by the Israeli bet mafia and theyre all UAC
>>66818763
The least funny /bet/ gimmick that ever was
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP GETTING CAUGHT OFFSIDE
>>66818826
I like it
nobody in /bet/ is up longterm dont let the memes fool you into poverty
theres a reason betting companies are billionaires and betters are broke
Sorry lads, we've been duped. Needless to say I won't be paying him this week.
>>66818845
pmsl
Can someone give me a phone number to verify my Blogabet? You will get a SMS verification code, just post it here.
My phone's not working for some reason.
Thanks bros.
Bnot is still doing it
>>66818845
Have sex.
>>66818845
I'm actually up with /bet/ the last few weeks, but it's just too easy to lose all your money by pulling a Mackers and lose your head
>>66818859
pmsl
paypal me £50 and I will
>>66818872
Piss off lid, I am dead serious.
Chewed up and SPAT out
>>66818887
Oh sorry.
2
>>66818881
SP please.
>>66818859
8117 mate
humbled
>>66818887
02079250918
>>66818915
>>66818898
>>66818881
>>66818872
Seething penny punting students who immigrated from /b/ detected.
zzzzz Get a life you cunts.
>>66818934
kek
>>66818934
Nice try, lel. Almost had me, pmsl.
>>66818859
07754905324
>>66818974
>07754905324 Rose Louise 00ADGH Crayford , Bexley
Who is that lid?
Okay, whoever helps on this, will personally give one exclusive LARGE only and only to him via private message or e-mail.
Basketball, plays tomorrow. With analysis and all that.
>>66818714
TT it lad ;)
made 15€ with /bet/ today lids
>>66819011
thats my m8 but im with her atm
Albania use this one, it's a free number that shows received messages online - I'll give you the code when you've done it.
+447492886947
>>66818714
>le never posts his losses man
kek youre a shill for a bookie
>>66818714
>actually going in to Paddy Power and Ladbrokes on a Thursday afternoon in Glasgow
Must have been disgusting Euan, can't imagine the STATE of the Scots in their at that time.
Only averaging 525/day this month zzz
>>66819061
Thanks mate, waiting for code to come, if it ever does.
Large staking u0.5 in the Bnot slags game.
240 quid on dortmund lads wish me luck i need this win
>>66819061
Well mate? Nothing eh? Sent it twice already ffs.
Minute silence in Liverpool game zzz
>>66819177
is it really that difficult to just send it to your own phone later?
Will there be a bigger cringe fest and self congratulatory nonsense wankfest than tonight's Liverpool game?
>>66819136
why?
>>66819177
Nope, sorry, nothing as yet. It's meant to be updated 1 second after the message is received. Perhaps someone has already used that number to verify an account.
I'll try and find some more numbers
>tfw went large on the wrong Israeli slag bet
>>66819198
Hans pls.
My phone is not working. Could you give me yours please? :3
I really need this.
>>66819209
Thanks mate. Tried an Estonian number there, nothing received.
Pissed off.
>>66819242
Try +447492885865
>>66819128
WORLDIE
>>66819128
>full time at 89:55
Thanks for alerting me lid, decent odds for a game with 4 minutes left
>Thomas Tuchel
>TT
>Tipster Tube
hmmmm
I AM UAC BNOT BET UP
>>66819205
good odds, almost guaranteed win for dortmund
>>66818714
>he goes to an ACTUAL bookie, mid-week, to bet on an OFC Champions League fixture
seek help immediately
hup sums
>>66818706
it's from totalcorner
>>66819324
surreal
friendly reminder that no German team ever was able to win at Anfield
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2632790-man-reportedly-arrested-for-casting-black-magic-spell-on-al-nassr
Imagine not backing Al-Nassr next match knowing why they were losing
>>66819324
>betting on women
>top level degenerate
jelly tBBBh
cheeky bet on Pulisic anytime +450
>>66819307
ayy, ok try
+447520615237
+447480635071
I am PSML at Big_Al again
>is on Peter Wright -2.5 in Darts
>Wright loses 7 - 2
https://tipstertube.com/post/44675
>>66819374
>>66819381
Good timing lel, Mushroom was on + says it all tbqhwy
+2.25 special up on Bnot (w), happy days.
>>66819411
should've put my house on it m8
great tip
>>66819357
Special stake desu
>>66819435
no bother m8
>>66819011
07541063292
>>66819369
if these don't work try
+441143520353
and
+447441908745
AND YOU'LL NEEEEEVER WAAAALK AAAAALLLOOONE
*90 minutes of silence*
YOU'LL NEEEEEEVER WAAAALK AAAAALLLOOONE!
"best fans in the world us"
>>66819455
oi thats my number dickhead
>>66819212
>tricked by /bet/ mafia to waste my shekels on kike slags
>>66817873
what happened to the thirteen colonies?
>El Kloppico
Fyck off SSN.
>>66819475
pmsl
>>66819369
Anything received?
WTB to chase losses from slags?
>>66819087
It was a very, very grim experience. Literally took my flatmate with me as a body guard
>>66819475
96 mate! heysel!!! all a coincidence!!!
>>66819587
Didn't realise you're from Glasgow. Do you ever play poker?
>>66819570
no, give >>66819458 a try as they look relatively unused. if they don't work then idk matey
>>66819587
I've never actually been in to a bookies. Can you get better odds on obscure games? like that 4.5 line.
/bet/ moment of silence
muh illsbreh
>>66819587
>Literally took my flatmate with me as a body guard
pmsl weak pathetic child
96wne
>>66819621
I managed to lose £100 in sit and go in two nights a few weeks ago on pokerstars. Dont have the patience.
Got to the top 10 in some free to enter tournament on Sportingbet though.
>>66819635
The machines have different odds from the websites so sometimes. £300 limit on a bet per machine so the limit is how many machines the shop has. Got £600 on Lads machines and it stopped taking bets. Got the guy to phone up, he told him I already had £600 on and trader told him to fuck off.
>>66819684
1111111111111111111111111111
ez
Not on overs
>>66819820
>>66819684
>taking unnecessary risks
>>66819820
Shh about the machines. You should go to cash games in Glasgow, will see Rossy boy.
>Went to get my ice cream
>Sat down just in time to see the BVB goal go in and me not on
fml
>tfw you actually live in a decent, trendy place so there are no gambling shops
>>66819953
"Hi, Ross. You take money off me online so to save you the effort, I've come to give it to you in person."
>>66819989
Where?
AUBA
22222222222222222
>>66820014
small town in the south
>Liver
Can't believe I wagered so little on Dortmund scoring 1.5+
>liverpools midfield
>Liverpoo
Thanks lads
>Not one mention of anyone on dortmund
>2-0 and suddenly everyone is on
ok
>>66819953
Graeme pmsl
>>66820218
>hes not on
Need a goal from Liverpool like AIR
>>66820071
What population?
Waiting til HT to get on Liverpool
The Kop will SURELY suck a couple of goals in second half??
>>66820218
>He's not in the Telegram group
pmsl
>>66820234
Im going to after time like a cunt when water polo is back
Remind me again why we have Liverpool players in our NT? They're a fucking disgrace to English football.
Best thing about the commentary is after each goal Michael Owen telling us how many Liverpool need now, because I always struggle with that.
>>66820335
Literally no discussion, am i supposed to just take everything posted?
ok Liverpool DC is good now :D
>>66820364
Tiny then, boring as fuck and no bookies. Sounds tez
>>66820453
>getting this riled by a few anons hupping dortmund
consume vit d
>>66820486
zzzzzzz
>>66820485
I love it pal
>Lallana
ayy
>>66820331
Aftert that Lallana miss, again I ask. Why are these shit players in our national team? Is this justice for the 96 or something because I really don't understand how frauds like Milner, Lallana, and Sturridge can make our team.
>>66820453
But that wasn't your complaint, you were implying everybody was just pretending to be on because nobody had posted about being on when in actual fact several people had.
Will da swans beat newcastle this weekend?
Jürgen 'clapping man' Klopp
>>66820741
Well its not my fault you can't read is it?
>tfw on 2-3 goals in the dortmund game
ffs, the greed got the better of me. should have just gone for o 2.5
feeling o2.5 fh
my brother had a gambling problem and it tore our family apart
>>66820791
greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.
>>66820963
nice
>>66820963
;_; is he okay?
>>66820963
tears buddy :(
>>66820784
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
>>66821026
hes 46 now and still doesnt have his life together
he recently moved back in with my parents and he's out of money
>>66821084
shit.
>>66820791
It's RM all over again.
>>66821084
he would fit perfectly in here
>>66821084
So he's set to gamble his neetbux, sounds pretty sweet to me
>>66821084
Has he got any tips?
>>66821118
yeah it may very well be like that
Ny trixie is fucked
>>66821162
>meme bets
Based Shakhtar.
Sevilla EL magic incoming for my muggy accy
I NEED BILBOA GOAL ASAP
>>66821257
I sure hope so.
>two goals
>0 minutes added on
European refs are the fucking worst.
Hate the no added on time meme more than the no yellow card with penalty one.
the most dangerous lead
its time to place your house on liverpool
>>66821498
They've been looking good desu
>>66821462
>no yellow card with penalty one.
truly the worst meme
BIRD TIP WHEN???
>>66818714
>you will never experience putting thousands on a bet in a bookies
Oh well, at least I have access to Russian laundromats that laugh at you on the phone when you say you don't speak Russian
>>66821617
>Russian laundromat
I've never called fonbet customer services personally
>>66821664
pmsl
Are these """""""pundits""""""" delusional???
>just fakin foul em so they don't fakin score like they did
>muh hindsight
>>66821664
Wasn't fonbet but winlinebet. Guess they're probably more like dry cleaners
kkk absolute FRAUD
>>66821720
andy cole on bein sports is even worse
>tfw didn't get on Dortmund
>tfw didn't get on Villareal
>tfw I will only break even if Sevilla doesn't win
Guess I fucked up again.
>>66821785
Embarrassing.
>>66821816
>tfw Andy Cole looks weird now since his kidney failure
>>66819346
>this guy
enjoy your losses
>>66821820
Oh Sevilla are going for 2 goals in the before 60'
1111111111111
reback SURREAL
THE POOL
>>66820306
FUCKING HAPPENING
>random goalhorn sound
fuck off bet365
>>66821785
>playing worse with 10 men
pmsl
>>66822023
Against*
>>66822023
>>66821825
Not really fussed about these Icelandic kids losing, but his line was wrong from the start, a legit f r a u d.
https://tipstertube.com/profile/jomojo
Follow me
LARGE staking Liverpool AH 0 @ 1.99
(1-2 score)
FOR FUCKS SAKE SEVILLA
>>66822145
Pmsl
>Sevilla keeping
Yikes.
>>66822145
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
what a fucking nightmare.
SEVILLA
>>66822145
wew
>>66822160
Its back on
Fuck sake bilbao
Villareal to score the fifth tbqh
>>66822145
PMSL NIBS GAHAHAHAHAHAHA
comon van gerwen you bald cunt
>>66822395
You're not using nibs right m8
Sevilla pls
NEED Sevilla goal
!!!
Fuck me 2-3 on Anfield.
>>66822528
>>66822604
Bilbao are dominating them at the moment.
Need to know how to adjust my model to factor in the amount of black players on a team tbqh.
Where is the value
>>66822673
Starts in about 4 and half hours
Someone glass that fat cunt Anderson, HE CANNOT WIN AIERHGIAJEIRg
>>66822134
Ive posted about him before. He actually maintained a 40% ROI over first 60 or so tips (scroll down a bunch and you'll see a bunch of wins), with average stake of like 5u, but for the past two monthd or so he's been on the most retarded loss chase Ive ever seen
night lads, see you in 6 hours
>>66822752
>Not getting up for the first game
But yeah 2nd will be best
>>66822715
A fucking draw. I can't believe it.
DOING IT FOR THE 96
!!!
feck
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST SEVILLA
FUCKING CUNTS.
CUNTS
>>66820306
>>66820306
>>66820306
>>66820306
>>66820306
HUUUUUUUUP INSANE
Albania so shrewd
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
FUCKING DORTMUND, JUST WHEN BILBAO SCORED
Albania is a GOAT
>>66822395
>>66822209
>>66822192
Pathetic worms. You are literally clueless. Kill yourselves.
I'M GONNA BE RICH
down thanks to sevilla. was a bad pick though, can only blame myself.
>>66823125
Take the proxy off its boring now
Should have cashed out.
>>66823308
But that bet would be winning.
Tears if you are unable to coherently express your thoughts
Guess I need to brew some coffee and get ready for another night shift chasing losses.
Fuck the Europa league
HAHAHAHAHA
Fuck
!!!!
down over 190 pounds
cant fucking believe this
just kill me now
FUCKING SCENES
pmsl
UPPPP
WHAT A GAME
SURREAL
Up life x
top fucking kek
Mackers had 40k on Dortmund pmsl
FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR
oh my god
greatest comeback i've ever seen
and i watched Liverpool milan
>>66823872
That was still better its just faded in the memory somewhat but this wasn't far behind.
Yeyyy Roy is there, MORE reasons to put these shit Liverpool players on the plane.
Fuck off Dortmnd you shitters how can you lose to a mid table team?
>>66823790
James Mckeown Now down £60k for the day. Heads gone. Back tomorrow.
Me gusta · Responder · Hace un momento
And his old man had a winner on coutinho scoring outside the box 12/1 absolutely pmsl
That's it, I've officially ripped my shirt off and I'm running around the street!
lmao. You can get arrested for that
>"Great skill from Daniel Sturridge"
He had literally NO control of the ball and passed the ball the only place you would.
down insane sums
It's all up to Bilbao now
>>66824013
Villareal have it
>>66824052
Peter such an aftertimer, claims to be up after every match but never tips
Just can't get over the fact that i backed Sevilla.. Wanted to get on Villareal but they scored before I could place my bet. Shitty, impulsive bet.
Bookies in TEARS
>>66824262
He doesn't tell you "GET ON LIVERPOOL/OVERS RIGHT NOW". He subtly implies it. Read into his words and he's forever telling you what he's up to in the markets.
>bookies didnt take into account meme magic and liverpool heart when setting the lines
absolute tears how stupid could you be
>>66824493
Bollocks anyone can do that, he's a fraud
>>66824647
wa wa
First Kobe and now this, I think this is my biggest week ever
tonight was magic. it was justice
>>66824730
turned 5 pound into 400 in two days. yeoooooo.
some weird fucking odds in the nacional - rosario game.
you will even get odds of 2.50 for 1|2. It's like they are absolutely sure it's gonna end in a draw.
Stanley Cup Playoff betting lads.
Anyone want any tips.
4 games tonight. Here are my winners.
Philly - Washington
LARGE on Philly. Despite Washington being the best team of the season they are in a losing slump and are traditionally bad in playoffs.
Islanders v Panthers.
Large on Panthers. -1.5 if you want to be adventerous. They have goals in them. Isles just about squeeked in.
Wild vs Stars.
Back Dallas Stars -1.5 all day. They will go deep.
San Jose Sharks vs LA Kings
>ever betting on San Jose in the Playoffs
top kek
>>66824851
Post your last 5 bets
>>66825045
Can't stop laying the draw
how can they both be odds on to win? surely only 1 team can be
>>66825065
On Philly ML and panthers -1.5
>>66825065
I believe in you chap
Reminder that there is natural value in shootouts because bookies don't have the information. You can find out who's going to score/miss based on looking into players eyes.
>>66825452
Usually home team gets advantage here
>>66825452
Cause bookies need to win
>Biggest ever bet tonight. Lets hope there are no early goals so I can tip it, eh?
cheeky lad
>>66825778
He is implying the line won't get smashed pre kick off
god Pinnacle's layout is so utterly shit
>>66825452
Ridiculous margin
>>66825778
>posting a tip while Big Al is awake
mackers is 1.2 to have a 50k+ stake on this """""draw fix"""" tonight
>>66826107
>>66825778
Euan, please don't post a tip when Big_Al is around, it will immediately be tainted. I have a feeling Big_Al was on Auckland minus handicap too.
>>66826328
the nacional - rosario game? a draw would be the best result for both i guess. wouldnt surprise me if it actually comes in.
>>66826420
>>66826328
I can't be arsed to look it up, but is it one of those situations where a draw would put both teams though? or something, and a win either way would be no more beneficial than the draw.
>>66826457
yes, exactly.
>>66826328
Games this? late to the party.
>>66826477
Wouldn't 1-1 or 0-0 be better v a l u e
>>66826457
Nacional are already through and get 1st place with a draw, Rosario will go through with a draw. However Rosario take over 1st place from Nacional if they win
1st place is important for seeding in the next round
What were the odds on Liverpool qualifying when it was still 1-3?
>>66826498
DC away side
>>66826550
Fairly sure I saw 51.0 at one point
>>66826554
DC are both shit odds
>>66826550
41.00 on 365
>>66826550
Bout tree fiddy la
Nacional will win senpaitachi
>>66826615
/bet/ mafia North America branch represent.
Anyone backing draw here at 1.6 is an absolute fucking danger.
Just wait until in-play and then see if they actually make attempts to score
Atletico Miniero -3 @3.40
>>66826678
You would have to be an utter mug to take anything less than evens.
>>66826707
>you can't draw without scoring
>>66826678
>>66826737
Forgot that anything below an arbitrary number was no longer value, wouldn't back Barcelona v Somalia if it wasn't 1.5
>that feeling of having Liverpool @$3
>>66826746
0-0
James Mckeown Depends on inplay, could be set up to lose another £115k. I'm already down £66k today so on tilt hugely most likely will just be smacking and not posting. Not in the mood to give advce.
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looking forward to waking up and reading what he gets up to, night lids x
>>66826851
pmsl
>>66826791
A draw is not a pre determined result, or on any day it wouldn't be a definite result even in these circumstances
Barca playing Somalia is at any day, at any time going to come in that even 1.0000001 can be value if you think so highly of it.
There's no doubt the teams are going to try, but there will be a point in the game where taking a draw will be good enough for both and they'll both set up incredibly defensively, nobody wants to draw a football game, even in the final day relegation battles here.
>>66826888
You might want to have a word with some Italian lower league managers then
>>66826851
Can someone give me macker's backstory pls
How did he build his roll in the first place?
Or is he just a trustfund babby who's addicted to gambling?
Laying the draw then trading out when there's a goal.
>>66826937
Literally won the lottery
>>66826937
Short version is bookies are clueless now on certain games/leagues but they used to be massively clueless on basically anything outside the top few leagues so with a little research he was able to easily smash bookies and build a massive roll and reputation.
Now that things are harder and he hasn't really advanced his abilities he is a little bit of a laughing stock but still much shrewder than the average punter which is why he has so many people following and paying him for tips.
love how Albania has to comment on every single Euan post, so pathetic pmsl
>Euan! Euan! notice me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcxFy30EPWM
senpai, snitch the biggest fraud you know
Euan, is it worth staying up for both games.
Or sleeping now and waking up for the second.
Btw. thinking about backing Erzegebirge Aue SW tomorrow. Odds were 2.37 earlier today, dropped to 2.25 now, might drop further. It's 2nd vs 19th, Aue with fairly decent performance in their recent games although they have missed out on a bunch of chances to score. They aren't 100% convincing when playing away, but should easily beat a team that hasn't won in 10 games. There's still a chance for them for promotion so they will definitely want to get those 3 points.
>>66827127
seriously whats a roadman?
>>66827128
Both
>>66826937
Back in the day when we were all in FA accumulators and Mackers made his own group that was 5 pound a month. Literally made me thousands.
>>66827165
Fuck me this is going to kill my sleep.
If there's an early goal in these i'm going to cry
>>66827158
nah 'llow it f@m
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>>66827165
Got to be up for my milk round at half 6 ffs
>>66827184
>not being on a GMT +8 sleep schedule by now
>>66827158
London chav
>>66827247
I was, had to fix it.
Can't get back on that ride.
>>66827165
Sorry, why am I staying up when you've already said what the bets are with your slips?
>>66827233
Wordsmith
>>66827293
I presume that's only a fraction of wat he's having on. Lines will drop for the minus' and overs if there's no early goal. Then they'll be smashed more than MuhammedAli
>>66827233
James Mckeown Lost my profit for the week today being IMPATIENT and ANGRY :)(
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pmsl
>>66827338
>Me gusta
kek
>>66827293
So you can get on too? Or so you can watch? No one is forcing you.
>>66827376
>Or so you can watch
This.
Even if I don't bet tonight (unlikely) I'll still enjoy the comedy gold that every OFC game without a team from New Zealand playing provides
Euan's going to tip an absolute worldy tonight, a 9/10 especially after he keked Albania on his own tip.
Can't wait for this one lad.
>>66827520
He's already tipped 2 lad
>>66827520
Same. Love Euan so much.
tears if you didn't get on the corners
>>66827705
What corners bet?
>>66827705
;)
where?
who else laying the draw fix?
>>66827981
Waiting a little longer, hoping more catch on and knock the prices down still.
tears
Nadi FC - AS Magenta This is Euan's sikrit game for tonight.
Nadi FC -3 LARGE.
"I have been waiting this match since Monday, I kept refreshing the odds all the night. Finally we have the line, big value! Should be full stake but I will post 5/10 because of low limits.Magenta is the strongest team of this group so far, very good offensive potential, the could have scored 5 goals in the first match against Kiwi. They will only miss the captain Wakanumune because of red card in the previous match.On the other hand we have Nadi, the team from Fiji, this bet is mainly against them. I have watched the full match against Tefana, and the highlights of the match against Kiwi. Their defense is simply ridicolous: very disorganized, they stay too high in the field. The first match could have finished 1-10, Tefana missed lots of chances, and slowed down in the final.In our favour today we have also the absence of the goalkeeper Dickson, as in the last match Nadi got 3 red cards ( one of them was the goalie ). Looking at the squad in the last 2 matches, Nadi had just 6 reserves ( included the second goalkeeper ) in the match vs Tefana, while ONLY 4 reserves, 3 goalie, in the match vs Kiwi ( we must underline that the Jese was disqualified for that match, so he will come back ). As a consequence I expect even less reserves for this match, as Fiji is quite far from New Zeland ( where this stage is held ) and I don't expect other players joining the team.Overall with all those information we are quite sure going full stake on this Magenta handicap. "
>>66828157
Did someone with severe autism write this?
>>66828218
Yeah, you can tell by the flag
>>66828218
Hi,
I'm a Master student with a bachelor in Engineering and a passion for many sports.
In this world for more than 8 years, I realised that the best way to make profit is with LIVE betting.
Sometimes I find bet365 mistakes or wrong mathematical models for a market.
>>66828157
why would you post this now and not when it goes in play you prick
>>66828247
pmsl set you up perfectly
it is THE bet though right?
>>66828247
PMSL
>>66828157
>AS Magenta -3 LARGE.
Fixed the typo.
>>66828292
Fuck off. You've gone too far.
Everyone report him.
>>66828334
where is the writeup from lid?
My other bookie only has -2EH @ 1.7
>>66828419
Huge value
You're a loser if you stay up this late to bet on football. Ooh lads, last night I watched some ofc football with the sole purpose of betting on it,
THE BET IS NADI +3
DONT LISTEN TO THE FUCKING /bet/ MAFIA
CA Alvarado -0.75 (Alternative Asian Handicap) (0-0)
Odd: 2.720
Bookmaker: Bet365
Tipped in my blogabet as well, not fraud.
>>66828439
>Pretending to be someone who pretends to be Albanian on a Tahitian sports discussion forum
What a DANGEROUS little man you are
>>66828496
Link blogabet
>>66828461
have sex
>>66828517
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
11111111111111
LMAO
>>66828477
Just a heads up that THIS post is the /bet/ mafia. Magenta are actual value.
>>66828617
Yeah, anyone with a brain or is part of Team Domestic Violence knows Magenta and overs are the bet against Nadi.
Too much on Colo Colo
this might end up the best day ever for the /bet/ mafia
COLO PLS
>when shes peng as fuck but her insta doesnt work
On a first date with a bird, is it wrong to ask her if she has any betting accounts and if so are they unrestricted?
Reply Quote 14 April '16
Omario97 Any info besides that the odds on draw are 1.6 now? Gonna be a fix or what?
C L U E L E S S
>>66828991
Bro just leave it, brains to be had in OFC.
>>66828763
Can't stop rebacking.
I know /bet/ mafia is just a meme but I actually get scared now of every tip posted here.
>>66829191
yep, just a meme :^)
>>66829191
>/bet/ mafia is just a meme
That's just what a /bet/ mafia member would say
>>66829191
>I know /bet/ mafia is just a meme
Got some bad news for you pal
TREMBLING at how much of got on laying the draw fix, Tefana overs and Magenta handi.
Going to be up THOUSANDS at 6am
man colo so unlucky
>>66829083
>>66828763
fucking 8 SOG and 0 goals
>>66829332
>Going to be up THOUSANDS at 6am
you jinxed it senpai
rip
>>66829191
>I know /bet/ mafia is just a meme
Getting a headache from losing all this money. OFC bet needs to win.
Petition to Make bookmakers accept bets - please sign
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/126319
Every signature counts!
>>66829663
pmsl
>>66829663
No. It's immoral.
>>66829690
Anon, a petition such as this led to success in NSW Australia - and the experience there is that the big firms hate it- Will Hills / 365 amongst them- short term they tried to wriggle in all sorts of ways but have eventually come to heel. Your presumption of worse odds is understandable- but has shown to be incorrect- they need to compete and odds will reflect this and not be shortened
Please sign- and if you can get at least 5 others to do so/ post on social media/ forums - we can get a change if enough guys want this
Once we reach the 10,000 mark i will personally target the MP's - i know of one in particular who has already shown interest.
Come on guys- make a difference!
>>66829702
What's immoral?
>>66829722
The initiation of force against peaceful individuals by government.
>>66829734
Where do you see the initiation of force, as you put it?
Oh wait your trolling me!
>>66829770
You are forcing them to accept certain bets.
Just gonna nip to the shop lads ahead of the games, anyone want anything picking up?
DREAD to think how many greasy fivers Hassan has pre-staked.
>>66830144
Heaps of pellets
love the drift. so green.
>>66830216
enjoy your £10 lmao
How many cards we expecting in OFC tonight? More like UFC amirite?
Stream offline for everyone else?
>>66830392
There have been a couple of times where the stream has only come on very close to kick off and even once where it didn't come on until about 10 mins into the match
stream where?
>>66830392
Yeah, and there doesn't seem to be a youtube stream tonight either...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS EUAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
>>66830392
iframe one is running highlights now, hopefully they come on for kick off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQGuP_Q-RI
>>66830516
hero
wtfb
>>66830577
O 3043.5 fouls @ 1.44
>theyre actually playing in a real stadium not some local park
Anyone have a stream? I've given my wife's son the day off school tomorrow and would really to watch the Champions League game with him
>>66825065
>4
lel, sharks comment
who /made a very big mistake/
>>66830637
Heard the Auckland City ultras wanted to play on the park so they could look cool standing up.
>>66830681
Is that mistake you're speaking of following your tips?
See if you can spot the rball guy when they show shots of the crowd.
>>66830637
Its the same location. The first and 3rd rounds of group fixtures are in the stadium, the 2nd round of group fixtures were in the neighbouring oval that often hosts cricket.
Anybody else watching on the iframe link?
>>66830681
how much in total you got on overs here?
>>66830720
Yup. Better quality for me. It was playing some random sound so I muted it though.
>>66830720
>Tefana miss chance
>cheery tropical music plays
Not enjoying this
>>66830721
too much
>>66830741
>It was playing some random sound so I muted it though.
Exactly what I was gonna say. Some random shit tier music starts up, plays for about a second then goes away then comes back about 30-40 seconds later and its been doing it ever since the game started.
>French speaking commentators
>this quality of football
Disgusting.
Tefana in complete control. Surely only a matter of time.
>>66830808
Much MUCH more enjoyable than Auckland, at least theyre just trying to score playing shit tier football but still entertaining, not MUH POSSESSION.
Uni bet stream for "fix" is wrong, just about to have a heart attack.
>>66830827
meant for
>>66830801
is there even any bet worth laying now?
taken -1 FH Kiwi defenders so so bad
These keepers are going to have world games, so sad.
>>66830856
Even though these teams are clearly shit, and playing fast attacking football. They still look incredibly slow with the way they go about doing it.
>>66830901
I say that, but they've just spent the last two minutes in their own half passing it back and sidweways.
Fucking hate Auckland.
Why didn't you head that you prick
>>66830936
I maintain Wellington were more boring than Auckland but Auckland more frustrating because they should've btfo of the other team so everyone was on.
CAN CONFIRM THE PLUS IS ALWAYS THE BET IN OFC, said it about 1000x times now.
>Layed fix
>On overs
Done it ALL wrong
for fuck sake you're so shit
Time moving so fast
>these players are getting paid
0-1 BOOOOOM THE LAY
>>66831016
CASHING
OUT
>>66831016
SO GREEN
Could do with the Tefana keeper scoring an own goal right now
>>66831089
This. Wtf.
Filling out a Tesco application lads. I'm done.
A goal is coming I can feel it
11111111111111111
>>66831265
air
>>66831265
BASED
>>66831265
wew
>>66831265
THE PROPHET
iframe stream jumped back like 15 mins
>dead GK
this is fine
11111111111111111111111
hope Kiwi keeper is kill too
TEFANA KEEPER CONCUSSED
>>66831339
kiwi mate
was that an attempt at an offside trap that two cunts weren't in on?
Lady physio not bad
So SHOOK UP right now
so is now the time to bet on the draw in the rosario game?
Arse on that physio lads
>>66831339
head's gone
Kinda fancy a 2nd goal before ht
>this one armed keeper
SURELY a matter of time
>that GKing
PMSL
Defender has bailed the keeper out big time there
>open goal twice in 10 seconds
>no goal
Just had the downstairs neighbour come up ans ask why I had the washing machine on at this time. I had to explain I didnt and it was just me shaking over an OFC game
Bit harsh that yellow.
is the rosario game coming back or did they take it off the in-play market?
222222
222222222222222222222222222
pmsl this GK is nibs
>>66831493
Actually an excellent comment, and largely believable
BUTTER GLOVES
333333
THREE
3333333333333333333333333333
Euan was that you smacking -2 in Ibc you mong?
33333333333333333333
0.4.5 might actualy come in
Never heard a commentator say "YES!!" same as me when a team scores.
Feeling better now Euan?
Time for half time domestic abuse
>>66831666
Marginally.
Dread to think how much Mackers is up from this. Such a good bet and he's chasing. Must be in the hundreds of thousands
>>66831704
>Marginally
>>66831775
Cant be happy until the 5th goal hits the back of the net. And then it is on to the next sweat.
>>66831770
>implying he doesnt have all his money on the Argentina draw "fix"
>>66831770
>these limits in Asia
>not on exchanges
>hundreds of thousands
zzzz so clueless.
Answer me >>66831652
Euan stop smacking -2 mate you are ruining the odds for the rest of us.
>>66831770
He's on the fix you spanna
>>66831839
Only a joke mate. No, it wasnt me. Why would I stake 170 at a time on there and not on 10bet skins for 3 times that?
-2 taking an absolute HAMMERING
>>66831691
Feel like the advert went too quick this time, maybe ive been watching it too many times.
>>66831853
Been destroyed, KEK.
>>66831879
Which 10bet skins do you use?
>>66831909
10bet, 138, netbet. There are other too.
It's always a bit surreal when Albania and Euan converse, can't imagine them having a friendly chat over a pint at a local pub.
>>66831964
Can imagine them playing the quiz machine and arguing over an answer until it times out then BritTurk swoops in and wins the jackpot
>>66831964
Once my visa application gets accepted, I will have a few beers in downtown Edinburgh with him.
Hope he will have fixed his emo haircut by then, PMSL.
Anyone think Kiwi can get a goal? BTTS @3.5 on skybet.
>>66832035
>not even knowing which one Euan is
>>66832054
I doubt it but these defences are pretty tez and gks not much better so it wouldn't be the worst bet ever
>>66832035
Hopefully we get out of the EU before Albania joins.
Also couldn't help but notice
>Drinking soft drinks in a pub
>under the age of 18
>drinking in a pub full stop
SO -ev
>>66832035
>>66832096
I miss the half coke meme desu
44444444444444444444444444
>that sweaty goal
PMSL
>>66832096
What part of "visa application" did you not get you massive danger?
On another note, my tipped Over 1.5 on Rosario game just won.
Surreal day tbqh.
>>66832115
>"Do you want half a coke"
Just so you don't look like a freak in front of Dads mates.
Also
444444444444444
DREAD to think how much Mackers has lost on the """""""fix"""""""""
Can you imagine the massive dangers that large staked draw down to 1.6?
Need 6 for good profit here.
>>66832158
yep pmsl
not staking that kind of speculative DROSS is the type of thing you learn on day 2
2nd half BLOWOUT incoming
How do you pronounce UAC?
Obviously DAC is "dack" but not sure about UAC?
Is it oo-ak or wack or what?
>Some of these missed chances
Should be 8-0 already
>>66825065
Hope you didn't actually go large on these picks, all of them lose
5555555555555555555555555
Euan lives
>>66832158
>East Connect published a new pick: 1 hr ago
>Club Nacional Montevideo - CA Rosario Central
>Full Event Draw (1X2) (0 - 0) @ 2.200
So easy.
Nadi have had it, defence fallen apart
Who rebacking here
>tfw Euan walks into Paddies and slams his huge OFC dick on the counter tomorrow
>>66830721
Not enough
Albania you need to grade your BBall tip as a loss btw mate also the above tip.
>>66832328
kek
Be happy lad
Need 4 more for v good sums
6666666666666666666
Over 7?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......
this game is like FIFA when you are winning so much the opponent just stops playing at this point.
Is it just me or were the commentators just discussing Russell Crowe and Gladiator
>>66832374
LIKE TO BET WITH EUAN
need at least 1 more
>>66832390
They said they were going to show the movie later tonight on the channel
>>66832390
Well how many viewers can they really have? They probably just chat about films and shit all the time.
>>66832402
COS EUAN IS OUR MATE
77777777777777777
NEED THREE MORE
They're going to want the 20
>suspending it now
pmsl bit late mr. trader
>>66832443
AND WHEN WE BET WITH EUAN
>>66832427
I think they're commentating for the TV too, Tahiti must be booming tonight.
http://www.tntv.pf/
Does anyone know the lucky numbers in Tahiti, island people are very superstitious so they might go for that score.
surprised the kiwi players havent just started trying to break legs
>>66832492
96 i think
>>66832479
HE GIVES A TIP IN
888888888
>OFFSIDE
FUCK OFF
>>66832581
Shit reffing mugged us again
>>66832581
7777777777
There's no way thats actually offside
how thick do you have to be to not know the offside rules?
>>66832576
>>66832581
Almost worked out perfectly but for the offside
>>66832598
SIX
Need an 8th like AIR
just SCORE you fucking pricks
>O7.5 @1.61
>-0.5 @ 1.95
On huge
>that dive
pmsl
>GK killing his own player
lel
>not scoring when the keeper is on the fucking ground and theres an open net
>https://tipstertube.com/post/44803
wew
>Dat qt physio again
>>66832828
yeah i had a cs 7:0 bet too, but i cashed it out almost 10 minutes ago because i figured they would quickly score another
>>66832828
pmsl
>>66832828
LARGE on o7.5
>>66832828
https://tipstertube.com/post/44721
I think he is unwell
Will be mad if Muhammad wins a bet
>>66832828
So so shrewd
>>66832880
pmsl
what's the bet for magenta lid?
>>66832880
Sorry not 2222 wrong match.
HAHAHAHHA WHAT ON EARTH
>ONLY YELLOW
>MISSING THAT
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66831016
DONE IT ALL RIGHT UAUFC
YELLOW CARD
ARE YOU JOKING
my cs 7:0 bet had odds @ 8.0 ; ;
>Only a yellow
Not sure what I just witnessed. Why is he still on the pitch?
IM SO CONFUSED, HOPE THEY ADD IT ON THOUGH
what an absolute JOKE
There isnt a world that isnt a red card
I cannot believe that was not a red card.
>>66833022
This.
Isnt this meant to be an official competition too, he will be downgraded on that as I assume refs in the OFC are still marked on their performance.
need a webm
>>66833052
>Downgraded
to what mate, can't get any fucking lower than this shite.
webm of that for new thread webm guy.
>>66833068
webmbro here
Will deliver but my software just decided to shit itself so bear with me
Need the based webm guy to get that.
And if you felt like making a world webm, a OFC tackles and fights video would be nice including some of those from that GK
>>66833052
It wasnt like a bad tackle that he might not have seen properly. I do not understand one bit.
Told you...fixed, final score 7-0 W
Do Nadi only have 2 subs?
LMAO WHAT IS THIS SHIT
IS ANYONE SEEING THIS SHIT ON IFRAME I AM PMSL
Unreal run these day's for Ali. If hate being DAC follow me and join the UAFC train. Ali out.
>>66833209
wtf is happening with this guy
>>66833209
Handsome fella
>>66833209
I don't even...
Who here thinks about mother behind closed doors?
>>66833230
>>66833234
>>66833239
the previous guy, one of the Kiwi players I think was funny as fuck, it's like an outtakes scene from a TV Show.
Now they're playing like 3 different audio streams at once.
>>66833260
yeah i had to mute, the sound is awful repeat shit
>Biggest ever bet tonight. Lets hope there are no early goals so I can tip it, eh?
Is it really your biggest bet ever Euan? Or you just mean biggest one you have tipped on TT?
Lads can I make the new thread? Kinda nervous desu
>>66833288
no, wait for OC
>>66833288
Still loadsa time, just hold on
>>66833285
Yes, biggest ever stake on these games.
Which one of you is MuhammadAli
>https://youtu.be/RCQGuP_Q-RI?t=1h53m20s
can't stop replaying this.
NEED a webm
https://tipstertube.com/post/41909
I actually PMSL at 4am here, Euan you legend
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