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1st for shit German thread
>>66844456
wah wah goo goo wah wah
>>66844014
Anyone got on?
111111111
good german lad
>>66844443
losing a grand because of a 1.07 bet sub edition
>It's a German thread
>Albanian flag even though he's a fraud
Mods.
>>66844483
Yes, thank you, was good.
Keep it up.
>>66844495
>$1000 to win $70
krauts OUT of /bet/
>>66844543
Nah it was 1000 to win 600 but i had to play it in an acca and the 1.07 leg lost
>>66844586
As if that makes it any better kek
>Krauts and Yanks conversing
inb4 Albania joins in.
>>66844637
pmsl
Ziyech pleeeaaase
>>66844637
xD pmsl euan please notice me senpai
>>66844653
hang in there lad
Good one Pol guy
jinxed the mönchengladbach game, fucking knew it
Glad I went for the round robin parlay today
>Borussia losing to 96 for the second day in a row
>>66844849
Great post
>>66844849
2nd lost vs 14th today, 2nd lost vs 18th, 5th is now losing against 19th. its like its the lucky day for the shittiest teams whenever i bet on their opponents.
>>66844886
What are your future bets?
>>66844495
love ur style Heinrich
Daily reminder that another special take is always around the corner.
i love albanians
just don't them in my /bet/ threads
BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD
B I R D
WOW, 2:0 now for the shittiest team in the league
jesus christ, have i not suffered enough today?
So much on Bird's tip.
>>66844940
>>66844926
take it he is paid? how much is it?
pmsl
>>66844959
he does it for free mate
>>66844959
Free. Just follow.
>>66844945
>have i not suffered enough today?
>>66844967
>>66844964
cheers lids. just assumed since it was a follow request that he was paid
>>66844959
For free.
Won't go paid because he's too niche.
bird such a bird
far too much on bird to be comfy this time
>bird will never accept your follow request after removing you for NO reason
;__;
>>66845022
Hope to god you're not >>66844945
>>66845025
He's seen you post here, he doesn't like the dutch for some reason
>>66844988
What a ludicrous statement.
>>66845030
na m8, not him
>>66845036
His year is almost over.
>>66844988
PMSL
Icelandic basketball tips?
>>66845043
Yeah, so he could charge next season and lots of people will sign up.
>>66845067
He could probably make 35k a year from his subs if he charged £10 a month including some leavers not bad to watch some basketball
>>66845062
bird tipped KR -12.5 if you wanna get on
>>66845092
nibs
>>66845090
Yep. My only worry would be that this streak is just impossible to keep up so he is >due losers
>>66845067
I suppose, if he keeps up his numbers he could easily.There's too much emphasis on sweat.
Need fulham goal like air
anyone watching Lyon - Nice?
what the fuck is going on down there
20 points down. Bird pls
b-bird?
>>66845030
That wasn't him, but I'm also on ;)
>BIRD
FFS
>down 20
excellent, now I can reback because they have them right where they want them
BIRD EXPOSED
>Only bet im losing today is a bird tip
f r a u d
down INSAAAAAAAAAANEEE
Biggest bet of the day is this shitty bird tip zzzz such a greasy little virgin
>bird
dreadful desu
wewwwww
Bird exposed for the fraud he is
>free throw missed
>free throw missed
How surprising.
fuck this
bird you fucking cunt
Hope bird gets bollock cancer
+30 DESU this goes down to the wire
pmsl
this is ridiculous
bird such a fraud
absolute joke
I'd like to thank Roger and James for their great tips today. I'm absolutely UAC
>>66845035
>qualifies to the euros over us
>hates us
If anything I should hate the little four eyed weirdo
>>66845067
LMAO
Chasing insane on the handi for Q4. If it drops, it was all me
This bird tip is almost as bad as Euan's Steinkjer +0.5 tip... almost.
>European side conceding to a team with 9 players
Taking too many tips from South America tbqh
Oh theres a whole quarter left :o i thought this was the 4th one, still wins probably
I am pmsl
>>66845399
kek, saw that too
So this is what a bird tip looks like without insane luck...
MuhammedAli tipped it TWICE as well.
If the Bird tip loses, hope he loses too.
Inb4 it's fixed.
>STILL not unsuspended
ffs, chase over
fuck bird desu
todays profits gone
BIRD SURREAL
PULLED IT OUT THE BAG
Bird's a fucking fraud
>bird
Cunt
>bird
dizzy
>lose big time
>chase losses
>lose again
>THANK GOD A BIRD TIP
>lose again
He was
>due
tbf
Bird absolute farce
> doubting bird
Come on lids
>>66845564
This is all your fucking fault.
Bird's a complete fucking joke
Today's profit down the drain
>tfw up 4 figures today
Max comfy before this snowstorm
Umpire in Cubs game just take a ball to the throat.
bad night for the bookies
Hull 2-1 Wolves
Brighton 5-0 Fulham
Throttur Reykjavik ladies +2
>>66845752
The janitor has gone too far
Bird has been confirmed as a worm tonight.
>>66845963
>he doesn't win 100% of the time
>m-must be a worm
>>66845984
Fuck off bird
You're a fucking FRAUD
>>66846062
pmsl
>>66846062
kek
Wait why is everyone complaining about Bird?
His tip won? >>66845092
>>66846114
fuck off wank
MuhammadAli
-14.04%
2 minutes ago
Football Iceland - Iceland Women Cup
Fjölnir Women - Keflavik Women
@ 15 Apr 2016 - 14:10
In-Play Posted at '5 from 0:0
1x2
bet365
Fjölnir
>>66846146
eye water
pellets
>>66846146
>>66846209
>"Fjölnir have loads of hot chicks with beautiful faces and stunning body."
Just wanted to make you guys aware that you can bet on Mexico vs North Korea ice hockey tonight on bet365.
Tampa ML and o5 are good prices right now.
Panthers NYI o5 is a must bet I think.
I #believe in the Preds but Ducks ML right now is too good to not get on.
Muhammad SURREAL
>>66846266
wtb for North Korea? overs?
Every morning there’s another start
Every morning hits so hard
Guess I’m running scared, guess I’m running on empty
>>66846365
Australia beat Mexico 5-4 this tournament. Their only loss. Australia beat N Korea 22-1.
The over 11.5 @1.87ish seems like a world bet.
Mexico has been putting up high scoring games and North Korea can't keep the puck out while chipping in goals of their own.
Can't stop laying Russia, can't stop backing Netherlands and can't stop special staking Sweden Top 4/5/10
Inter @3 ! I fucking repeat inter @3
Cookies absolutely blueless
>>66846455
I'm only on Sweden win, haven't dabbled in other markets yet. Liability is too fucking big.
>>66846475
no really inter are shit
>>66846475
its them giving back all the money inter has won them this season
>>66846455
Russia song is pretty dire, why is it favourite? Surely gets fuck all votes from the west too. Why on earth is it favourite? Need BT to sit me down and tell me what the frick is going on as I want a special on the lay
>>66846496
Worm
>>66846522
>DAC
>vegan
>works in mcdonalds
>I'm the worm
PMSL
reminder
>>66846519
It's favourite because Russia always picks up votes, the singer is an experienced performer and the staging/writing team has a lot of generally successful experience in Eurovision even if that was quite a few years ago. That's about it really and it should drift quite a bit once rehearsals start, it really is a shit outdated song and shouldn't be that short.
>>66846543
reminder leicester will bottle it
Reminder.
The line wasn't even 4.25
>>66846590
The other guy in IBT must be the shrewdest human on the planet.
>>66846637
Can you imagine what Big_Al's role is in IBT? I could not imagine
>>66846590
Pmsl, is Al the retarded brother?
>>66846569
Just topped up
>>66846637
Al was thought to be the shrewder of the two before tipstertube
>>66846540
I'm dac because i started betting outside serie A
Still UAC from serie A brah
>>66845752
Fart into a jar and seal it, open it hours later to see if it stinks
>>66846872
Sometimes I fart in my hand, catch the fart then smell it. It's called cupcaking
Bit dull on here tonight
>>66846979
all the lads are out so its just autists
>>66846979
it's the opening night of j wests old man's new pub in Deptford
>>66847019
Good post.
>>66847019
It's Chingford you melt
>>66847057
I said his NEW pub dickhead. He's expanding.
Would love to test @IcelandicTips' brittle little elf-worshipping chin
>>66847073
>those emoticons
LMAO
Fucking amateur SLUG
>>66847073
Bluetooth AND compas activated, what a stereotype
>>66847073
pmsl
>HASSAN
>>66847073
I want to believe I'm being rused
>>66847098
Actually embarrassing. Penny punting little cunt.
>>66847098
Why? What's going on?
>>66847073
Don't use emojis lads
>>66847195
This isnt true at all.
Emojis are fine in certain situations. The 'dont use emojis' rule is autistic as fuck.
If you actually think a girl is judging your value based on you using emojis or not then you're retarded.
Can't stop backing Bragantino.
Won't stop backing Bragantino.
>>66847224
A beta outs himself
>>66847224
You and your shitty emojis should fuck off back to /r/betting.
>>66846583
well memed
>>66847073
>>66847187
All he does it aftertime cashed out bets he didnt tip and when he does tip, they all lose.
who /scottish national/ tomorrow?
>>66847248
They have a ridiculous run of hard teams to face, second is amazing though.
>>66847233
>>66847246
Please have sex
>>66846583
>says increasingly nervous man for the 10th time this season
>>66847270
Guess I'll unfollow him then
where's the fucking TIPS
The Crucible Curse is not an actual thing & mentions of it will anger me. Bingham is a 40/1 shot. He doesn't need to be cursed to not win it
>>66847414
Post hands and I'll give you a tip.
>>66847414
>Tikkurilan Palloseura (abbreviated TiPS) is a football club from Tikkurila in Vantaa, Finland.
>>66847414
Bragantino DNB @1.83
>>66847421
This Goff post is stale
been out drinking for this night lads, are you UP or DOWN? die I miss any WORLD VALUE or just TEARS?
>>66847587
bird exposed for the FRAUD he is, whole of /bet/ in TEARS
>>66847613
glad I missed out, would have absolutely LUMPED on it. I guess he was DUE a loss though.
You should be getting at Chicago Blackhawks ML @ 2 before it drops under evens. Game is in St. Louis, the Blues won game one 1-0. But the Blues admitted they were outplayed, admitted they were lucky, admitted the goaltending won them the game. Only had 18 shots. Admitted most of them were from the outside.
Chicago is defending champs. They are getting Duncan Keith back tonight, maybe the best D in the league and hungry to get a win. Crazy not to take them at evens.
>Atletico on a 0 AH vs. Bayern
Special stake
>>66847230
pmsl
>Get 3 day ban for Euanposting because some anon wanted to make some OC
>3 days later and STILL no OC
Get it together lid
>>66845092
Got on this cheers m8
>>66846979
Jani doing what he can to force us to /biz/
>>66847073
Sympathising here, literally just got a
>anon I do like you and think you're an amazing guy
>but I really do value our friendship and wouldn't want to put it at risk
>>66848134
Never talk to her again.
>>66847448
>>66847230
zzzzzzz such a fraud
>>66847414
medium stake
arizona/san diego o6.5
st louis -1.5 @ 2.05
LARGE stake
kansas city @ 1.95
Someone should just make an account where they lay every single "tip" that gets posted on here flat staking a tenner and see how that does for them. I'm positive they'd get a 110% ROI
>>66848335
If you actually get on every tip posted here you are retarded.
>>66848348
I rarely if ever
Euan is literally the ONLY good tipster on /bet/
>>66848178
Like your thinking
Galaxy
surreal
>>66846266
1-0 tampa
>>66848440
Did you know her a long time and just not say anything about liking her?
You need to flirt with girls within like a few hours or days of meeting them so they know you are sexually assertive.
reminder kc royals @2.00 is THE bet
Can someone post the deleted images please, on phone and missing out. Thanks in advance
1-0 Florida
>>66848516
Oh god its a long confusing story but basically I broke up with my gf 3 weeks ago and she was there to pick up the pieces. Spent the last 3 days getting my balls busted about fucking with her head yada yada and when I finally admitted to liking her she decided to send me on a one way trip to friendzoneville because she can't be bothered with complicated any more apparently
Hows the OFC looking tonight, anything worth staying up for?
>>66848206
>refunded
Wew
Rugby tips lids, All on bet 365
Brumbies -2@ 2
blues -5@2 to beat a jetlagged sharks that are only just starting their NZ tour.
I'd also back the bulls [email protected] to beat the reds.
not touching the lions stormers game
>>66849016
Put it on TT plz
>>66849016
Are you the "I would tip rugby on tt if it had a rugby option" guy?
>>66849016
At least use capitals ffs
>>66849344
yeah, been banned for the past couple of days so I couldn't post Fridays games.
>>66849016
Correction
The blues odds are wrong they should be 1.83
Yall nigras ready for tomorrow's nba?
>>66849799
no, and none of us are nigras unless you're talking specifically about Hassan.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66849848
pleading with you to get a match on tinder
>>66849726
How many bets do you have in your spreadsheet and what win rate and ROI?
>>66850017
20%
Should be more on here though
>>66850109
Kek
>>66850017
only just started keeping a spreadsheet.
On rugby bets win rate is at 66%, yield is around 25%
Don't really need me to tip desu, the bookies don't price rugby matches properly. They had this: http://www.planetrugby.com/news/cheetahs-break-records-with-sunwolves-thrashing/
at a -12 handicap
>>66850109
Stop pretending to be me
YouTube link please
>No OFC stream
The Real Monarchs stream has the qt Mormon girl on though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8sD-twpFhI
please, giv stream
>>66850431
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/19938/c/220033
>>66850412
>>66850431
f@ms this not work for you?
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/19938/c/220033
>Still no goals in the Mexico game
Maple pls
>>66850458
>>66850461
Not loading for me lids
Whats the bet for OFC tonight?
>>66850504
NEED STREAM FIRST
iframe working fine for me
iframe up for me now too. F5 it
STREAM UP!
GG too early
>>66850504
Overs :)
>>66850719
AFTA
11111111111111
Smacking overs and going to bed, brains in the morn plz.
How the Monarchs looking lid?
iframe stream keep pausing for everybody?
>>66850869
lol
Tampa 3-2.
Islanders and panthers need to get their shit together. Looks like preseason out there.
>>66850869
Doesnt work before goals, only after they kick off.
>>66850835
Not brilliant as usual
Cruz to score next goal again, they're pressing like crazy
>>66851019
This is very disappointing.
>no youtube stream when iframe is shitting itself or when its a horrible New Zealand team and watching it gives you AIDS
iframe should kill itself
Need a FH goal in OFC game like air
>>66851083
I tweeted the OFC twitter account for a YT link and they told me to fuck off
>1 goal by the end of first period
Maple pls
2222222?
>>66851152
I thought 4th division ice hockey was my bread and butter
>Monarchs Mormon bird is 5ft 3.
fucking dropped
How are Suva and Lossi doing? is overs definitely a bet, can't watch that iframe cancer.
>>66851279
Overs wins
>>66851274
She's got such an annoying voice.
>>66851274
Reminder that her calf muscles exploded or some shit
4-2 Tampa. Hope someone got on that game
/mountains/
Who on over 4.5 here
>>66851504
I did, but with half as much as I had on the Mexico game
>>66851597
absolute sums on o4.25
>>66851607
Top lel. El Chicaritos just playing sly right now
>>66851597
yep
From what I have been able to see from persisting with the ifram stream I'd say
>Lossi defence absolutely dire, will concede more
>Lossi attack not great but are getting enough opportunities it seems virtually impossible they won't score
Overs probably the bet, maybe BTTS yes if you can find it somewhere at a decent price but I'd be surprised if its any bigger than 1.3
Huge on america 0.5
>>66851641
So reback then?
>>66851678
ENDS 3-2 C'MON
Why would they lie like that?
>>66851697
No. It's definitely worst bet of 2016
>>66851825
Its no Steinkjer
>>66851819
Send them a screenie of the game that was streamed on Youtube.
>>66851819
>the volcanic wasteland of the OFC
>>66851854
It wasn't me tweeting them besides I wouldn't need to, the streams are still available to rewatch on their channel which is what bemuses me so much about it.
I mean if they fucked up and weren't supposed to because of tv rights or something surely you'd at least delete your previous streams before lying and telling everybody "N-no, there was never any streams, honest!"
>>66851819
Need to get it sorted for Welly game ffs
Lossi leading 13 shots to 5 but only 3 on target, most from distance. Suva with 5 shots, 4 on target. Possession fairly equal.
Just managed to notice that about the stats before the stream went again.
>>66851843
>bet over 11.5
>1 goal halfway through the game
It's certainly up there.
>>66851958
>implying there won't be 11 goals in the 3rd period
>iframe finally working
>no HT domestic violence
Cant humanly seethe any more
threw a cheeky 50 on the winless atlanta braves @ 3.00
guess ill triple my bet on the royals
>>66852016
It was on before, I caught a few seconds of it
>>66851995
I want to believe
>>66852023
in the 8th inning when they already had one man in (making it 3-3) and other three on bases b365 still had them @2.05
could not believe it, lold hard and quickly pressed the place bet button
>5dimes settles a bet 5 hours later
Just about done
GOLGOGLGOLG PLZ
>7 lost bets in a row
send help
>>66852137
how many were out though?
££££££333333333333
MEXICO
Ids habeening
DAC and police just escorted me h9me
>>66852205
two
but with the seventh inning they kinda came back into the game after going 0-3 so i wasnt that much concerned about wheter they will able to take the lead, the question was simply when
>Mexico on the board
>Suva still on a plus
I just know this game would've been massively profitable but I can't back that ridiculously inaccurate rball and the stream is giving me about 30 seconds out of every 3 mins.
Need america goal like a i r
We could have chipped in to buy the fucking TV rights for this game and it would have been paid off by our winnings ffs
Go on Mexico, just 9 more
2-1 Mexico
Anyway, here is a comfy mountain shot to add to Oil's old collection
>>66852396
Would love to hear you commentating on some of these games
>Why are Auckland so shit?
>DAC desu lads
>TEFANA TEFANA TEFANA
>WEBM THAT SOMEBODY
Mexico have engaged rape mode
this must be the worst day in my life
3-1
>>66852489
Wtb lad?
Based Majul with a 3 point game
>>66848286
tears at anyone not on
inb4 luckswing
>>66852519
Last game I have shekels on Anaheim ML. I love this Nashville team but Ducks should b2good for them at home.
>>66852547
>baseball games are only 12 hours long
need 2 more goals or im gonna have to start prostituting myself
>>66852604
yes because you clearly have better things to do than post on an indonesian message board
C'MON THE 3-2
This OSC game has been an utter disappointment
>>66852777
>not knowing /bet/ gimmicks
>>66852434
Would probably beat the world record for the most "fuck"s broadcast on a single programme
I've never seen a game of football that deserves an O/U line of 0.25 goals but I think Monarchs v Arizona might be one
1 more goal and I can pay for my grandmother's medicine
Hahaha Blackhawks puckball
Brilliant
>>66852483
There's always tomorrow
>>66852895
Stream?
>>66852557
>Most boring game tonight @1.2
Seriously, Ducks will win 3 - 0 or some shit
>>66853096
365
Now Blackhawks goal is being reviewed.
>>66853096
I dunno. That NYI Florida game was pretty underwhelming for long stretches.
Want to see a million fights desu.
4 more goals pls Mexico
>still 3 - 1
1111111111
Need 5555555 desu lids
>tfw North Korea is oddly competent at random sports like ice hockey and women's soccer
3 more goals pls mexico
>>66853206
>a million fights
Wait for bolts-red wings desu
>>66853152
tfw no 365
>>66853277
>>66853318
Sports that have minimal/no checks for doping I'd imagine at least not in the sort of competitions they are competing in
4 more pls Mexico
Oh fuck off North Korea
>>66853383
Totally agree but still.
>4-2
Happening
>suck Nashville cock about how they're a great sleeper pick
>beta out on them in game 1
>immediately go up 1-0
Feels bad
I think I'm gonna throw up
If Albania wasnt in a mood, he'd be tipping San Francisco FC (Panama) 0.0 @ 1.75 because it was "value according to his model"
Hernandez is such a GOAT leadoff hitter.
>>66853616
Euan please tell me you have a tip for the next game
I'm down so mich
>>66853616
This is savage lid, you just know he reads /bet/ every morning wheb he wakes up in Yorkshire.
Draw has drifted back out pretty far, guess people have realised neither side will want to play Auckland in the semi
>>66853717
OFC? No. Just going to watch if the stream goes up. Got 3 USL games I fancy tomorrow night depending on odds
>Mexico
DAC
>>66853744
Out of fear of boredom?
>>66853746
My blood feels like it's coming out of a kettle
>>66853728
>Not while he is at the call centre
Only 6 meme points out of 10
>>66853763
Oh i was not trying to nibs.
I was speaking literal.
>>66853760
Have a Kitkat lid
>Tfw sat to some friendly English birds from Newcastle upon Tyne on my flight from Amsterdam
You brits aren't all that bad
just had a guy try to scam me on ebay
feel like crap desu senpai
>>66853854
Did you give them the D?
Geordie birds are generally right slags
>>66853854
>flight to amsterdam
>geordie birds
>hasn't got a nosh already
beyond hope lid
There exists a universe where Mexico and Utopia Korea scored more than 1 1st period goal
>>66853947
'No'
>>66853947
>They didn't even cover the -2.5 I backed
Wall built when?
>>66853854
Only cos you couldn't understanding what they were saying
>>66853958
It's okay though, Great Britain vs Croatia and Romania vs Ukraine on Sunday.
Might actually look into the rosters and see what it's about. Ukraine should punish Lithuania. GB just gotta see what type of roster they put together.
>>66854012
Soon desu
>>66854033
Lithuania or Romania? Hope you're not back on the silly sauce, maple
Whenever I've looked at british league teams they're dominated by canadians and murricans. Can't imagine the state of our 'GBMNT' desu
>>66854106
Sorry, Lithuania playing other game. Ukraine should beat Romania and challenge for tops of the tournament.
Yeah like I said I'll have to see if Britain is sending their best players because they'd be definitely a cut above these other countries products. They might have some canadian ringers that have some bullshit heritage connection to Britain that let's them play.
>iframe stream not fixed
>No youtube stream
I'd imagine its on a New Zealand tv channel if somebody can be fucked to look that hard
>>66854182
Yo is Ducks ML still the bet? After that equalizer?
>>66854260
I'm not watching it desu but I did have them ML pregame. They're so tough at home.
iframe is up now
Fast, Welly don't look boring and the Commy just said theyve changed the formation from 442 to an atacking one?
>>66854383
Thinking about overs. Still cant get the stream to work though
>>66854407
Iframe is up my man
>2016
>Not watching camel racing
>>66854407
Wellington are not pissing about, and Hekari look pretty decent.
Not seen a one minute possession with a back four yet.
Can anyone explain the Universities AFC 0ah odds?
>>66854437
Stream?
Wellington look really poor in attack, anyone feel the same way?
That's not just my anti-NZ bias, they look shit.
>>66854580
Can't be fucked to go looking again, I was just flipping through a bunch of streams looking for a better OFC stream
>>66854612
No worries. It's 11pm here and there's fuck all to watch. camel racing seems like legit fun to watch and make some fucked off bets on.
>>66854603
>me
>>66854635
Won't be shocked if they go bus park mode now though
South Hobart -1.75 is a L A R G E
>>66854654
Hekarri will push out now, think Wellington are not great but they're smarter. Expecting some over the top 1 on 1s here.
>>66854662
why senpai?
>>66854669
O/U 2.0 missed 1-v-1s in the first half from this point @ 1.85 each side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKsN97d70DA
If anyone wants to watch
>>66854716
Disgusting.
Did you get on overs?
>>66854715
Take off my trip you spotty faced virgin
>>66854759
This is my trip friend.
>>66854754
No. iframe refused to work for me. Gave up and about to go to bed.
>>66854743
This has just made me reconsider though
>>66854743
Cannot catch a break with streaming tonight
>>66854743
pmsl sounds like the commentator is drunk and making up names
>>66854784
>wanting to take the trip of the worst bettor on a Tasmanian wire soldering help board
Comfy venue desu
pmsl rip my ears
Under 3.5 seems good
>leave /bet/ for 2 years
>suddenly trips everywhere
What happened? This isn't how I remember it.
>Wake up dafc on O11.5
Maple what the FUCK.
Can't stop backing gold coast women - handi
>>66855801
it's a train lads
>>66855801
>>66855852
What's the full team name? I'm not sure if I found it or not to be honny
>>66855867
Gold coast city FC women
>Burnley pk, -.5 at -129 against Birmingham away
>Aguero to score against Chelsea at +125
>Man U vs Villa over 2.5, 3 goals at +101
>West Brom vs Watford over 2 goals at -121
>AFC Wimbledon to win at -256 against Crawley Town at home
>Bristol Rovers to win at -244 against Yeovil at home
>Oxford United to win at -208 against Luton Town at home
Any of these wagers a bad idea? I'm tired and don't feel like thinking for myself. Was thinking of grouping the League 2 games as an accy
>>66849016
Trying a cheeky follow on this m8
>>66855885
Alright thanks lid, it's not on there then.
>>66855973
I'd tell you my opinion but I literally don't understand how your odds work. Try reposting it in decimal maybe?
>>66855885
Bovada only has the men's teams in this league. I hope Emperor Trump legalizes gambling on his first day in office so I can use 365.
>>66855973
>American odds
Everyone's going to mock you
>>66856028
The plus sign means you get that much in payout for every $100 you wager. The minus sign means you have to wager that amount to get $100.
>>66856059
I just copy pasted from the site. As I said, I'm too tired to do math on my own.
>>66856059
You're missing a 7-0 first half
>the land of the free
>>66854662
Pmsl. How large did you go on this?
>>66856109
I went even with this >>66855111
>>66856091
I know how it works but my brain cannot into maths and there's absolutely no reason not to use decimal odds like civilized people. I'm sure your bookie allows you to change how odds are displayed in the settings, no?
Urawa looking good for a goal
Surreal 10-0
Is "muh clay" enough to justify Nadal's short price vs Murray?
Tfw follow maples tip and wake up to that score -_-
>Kawasake Frontale finishing
OFC tier
>tfw you realise how much you layed on Leicester to win the prem
WORRY
>>66857906
Win it all back by taking Lioaning +1
>>66857906
They bottle it don't worry
>>66857979
I assume Euro handi so I'm taking 0 asian from here
>>66858092
Good lad.
>penalty without a card
>>66857979
>>66858092
thanks liddo
>>66858160
DETEST this meme.
222222222222
>>66858163
>>66858184
And let the comfiness begin
>>66858226
Now reback Tianjin 0 AH from 2-1 and double your money when the game inevitable ends in a draw
Spent the last 15 mins trying to put in a betcall on bet365. Every single call failed until the odds dropped to just above evens. Even then the slag machine struggled to process the speech. Can they purposely screw up with these calls to fk you over? Feels like it tbqh
>>66858314
dunno lid, the pixels for liaoning look good and I think I already pushed my luck blindly following a tip on /bet/
>>66858324
never had an issue, except in sports like basketball where odds/lines change quickly
>>66858349
Fair enough. Glad you got on to help chase your inevitable Leicester losses
>bovada carrying Lithuanian division 2 in play
FREEDOM
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>>66858324
I've had times where it'd reject my winning bets and accept my losing bets, the whole betcall thing is a work in progress desu, at least it bypasses our countries retarded phone betting laws (like how the fuck are you supposed to make a proper bet with an actual real operator when the odds and markets fluctuate so much)
>>66858378
thanks lid, good tipping :-)
>>66858414
>like how the fuck are you supposed to make a proper bet with an actual real operator when the odds and markets fluctuate so much
I know this feel
I've been on the phone with operators trying to place a bet and the team has meanwhile already scored and value gone.
how was OFC last night? Fell asleep
>>66858520
dece.
I was only on the second game and overs came in easy.
Hello brisbane where is 2-0 before ht?
>>66858364
>>66858414
This was for the Bulldogs vs Warriors game. Odds were fluctuating but I made the call once they had settled a bit for the Warriors at 2.60. Made the betcall, waited for it to load so the machine starts talking... it never spoke. Just stagnated over and over for 15 mins.
It is better than the crappy ring by phone laws we have, but this bs has started to become an occurrence with the In play bonanza they have going on. May have realised people are exploiting it easily.
>>66858595
Thank you /bet/ magic.
>>66858349
There is the equalizer m8
>United -1.75 @2.1
Are cookies mad? They are aware Chelsea smashed them AWAY with a SHIT team?! This will be a massacre
>>66858825
You're aware that United is home to Villa right?
>>66858835
Very, that's why it's even more of a guranteed win
>>66858843
Surely Norwich doesn't lose at home to Blunderland r-right?
>>66858886
Wouldn't touch it with both teams needing the points, villa are done and United would love to put on a show at home, the line will drop like 10 minutes in though unless United are dominating
>>66858620
well good thing you didn't get on mate
who /hanging/ here
Free drinks at the new place until 11pm, 50% off after that. Most of Deptford turned up pmsl
>>66858983
post slips
>>66858946
The in play bet gets refunded if it loses, which in this case it didn't because the Warriors won. They got to as high as 3.15 when I initially tried making the call. I'm absolutely livid right now because instead of walking away with ~$100 profit or $80 (had the Bulldogs won), I'm walking away with $25 profit.
>>66859010
faggot
>>66859016
yeah i follow you now
ignore me i'm drunk af
>>66859010
>tfw no bromo to help you keep warm at night
>>66858983
>Deptford
dindu central lid, what are you doing there?
>>66858921
United to win to nil @1.72 is a gift
>>66859064
>le no bankroll management meme
Ah well, at least next time Bird will be >due
The first 3 (three) replies to this post with relatively believable bets will be today's official /bet/ EPL accie
>EDIT: I will be the judge of what is believable, for I am your God.
Atromitos U20 is THE rball bet
>>66859129
Man U -1.5
>>66859129
United -1,5 @1,8
>>66859129
Norwich +0.5 FH
>>66859129
Melbourne vs Collingwood
Melbourne +18.5
>>66859140
wew too quick
>>66859140
>>66859160
on from here anyway desu
>>66859129
Southampton DC
>>66859147
>>66859154
>>66859155
>>66859187
All of these are BELIEVABLE and therefore are IN.
This >>66859157 is NOT an EPL game and therefore OUT.
The OFFICIAL /bet/ accie is then:
Man United -1.5
Norwich FH AH +0.5
Southampton DC
Three folds @ 3.12
GOOD luck to all who follow
x
>>66859175
can't imagine a world where +0.25 loses from here.
>>66859215
this is the most well presented post /bet/ has ever seen
>>66859010
>head to toe
This made me nostalgic
I miss those sleepovers
>>66859010
>wanting feet in your face
What the FUCK is wrong with you
>>66859215
Slapping a couple 10NOKs on
>>66859245
Queer
>>66859010
Were you big spoon?
teary eye water, oxygen
>>66859221
who keeps smacking the minus in this game.
>>66859281
this
>>66858983
Cheers jenny, quality as usual. Still nibbling on a few of those volauvents your mum rustled up on the train home pmsl.
>>66859323
>waah waah please spoonfeed me waah look how passive aggressive i'm being I DEMAND you spoonfeed me
>>>/lgbt/
rball babbies opened up a WORLD Athletico Madrid W line. What a gift
>>66859255
BIG MAN!
Hei, btw, help summon TipsterNor back. I wrote him a prayer, tipsters love prayers.
>>66859359
As a matter of fact I just did liddo
DOWN UNREAL
>>66859393
Got any bets cooked up for today?
DOWN INSANE
>>66859403
>>66859413
on what?
>>66859409
Me to go for fast-food instead of making dinner @1,20 is a LARGE.
Mcdonalds @1,6 is a medium and throw a small on the longshot Magnus' tacoplace @4
Also gonna try a medium on Nardo dnb @1,71
>>66859451
so tez but you've got me giggling
>>66859140
+0.25 HUP
cheers lid
rossy backers seething
>>66859431
The lizard
edit: who keeps downvoting me?
waah waah goo goo waah
>>66859451
MRW Henning tries to crack wise
Blacks are equal to whites
>EDIT: Downvotes, really???
>EDIT 2: Gold???
Pennywise 2: the return of the nightmare
https://tipstertube.com/profile/felix1888
HE MADE A NEW PROFILE PMSL
>>66859641
>62.62%
S H R E W D
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>>66859641
does his bird have foetal alcohol syndrome
>>66859652
https://tipstertube.com/profile/felix53
his old profile, no idea why he has a picture of his gf on both profiles.
>Tfw was on +0.25 but ended up SMACKING overs and the lay
Please die Rossy
need kerwin back more than air itself
>>66859641
>2 7/10s on celtic -1
cheeky bet on murray yay or nay?
Found the real Euan lids
>>66859759
But Euan isn't in Asia and is at uni
>>66859806
ok
Does Danny Robinson think he's funny?
Need the paid tipsters to do a free weekend so i know what I'm getting desu
>>66859896
He has no redeeming qualities.
>>66859806
>we're the ones the daily mail warned you about
yep Cancer
>>66859932
PLEASE be my bespoke bookie
>>66859806
Scum, all of them.
>>66859949
PLEASE have sex
>>66859986
*yawn*
>>66859978
Ha!
>Boro @1.36
Bookies are genuinely INSANE
Zorka BDU Minsk +0.25
>>66860009
He's just another mass migration shill
>>66860038
Why?
>>66860040
very much aware, lad. thank fuck he'll never be in power.
>>66860043
rball bet
if I was Albania I would be all like 'muh model says this is value'
>>66859806
What happened to lefties focusing on important stuff like worker's rights, wages and job security?
