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NW Highlands edition
Brexit sub edition

Old thread: >>66844443

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
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1st for pmsl
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>doubting the short black man with a cool head in the box
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last digit of my post number is how many more NSTC score.
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zzz eastern europe too clean these days so boring
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Everyone keeps stealing my gimmicks
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Head's gone.
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Dread to think how much Mackers has on the Russian "fix"
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DOWN UNREAL
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DOWN INSANE
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If I'm on 20k how much should I be spending on rent a month/year lids?
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DOWN SURREAL
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>>66860193
£50 a week
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>>66860170
which match friend?
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>>66860173
>>66860185
>>66860195
what happened
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>>66860193
400-500 a month i reckon
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>Dinamo goal as soon as I put my biggest lay down

S W E A T I N G
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HEADS GONE, DOWN INSANE.
GOING OUT FOR A WALK.
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Albania eaten up again
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>LE FIX IS IN

Feel ill.
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>down insane on Russian reserves

need to re-evaluate my life desu
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Getting on middlesbrough [email protected]
You can wait for -0.75 but should be a refund minimum
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After yesterdays HUGE losses I decided to get absolutely shitfaced. It was money well spent but I woke up to my cell phone alerting me that I don't have any money left on paypal. Either I'm down INSANE or paypal is just fucking with me.
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CHEER UP RBALL SLAVERS
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>already down 50 on this Norwich game
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Lids...what tips you got that are not as good as yesterday, cos yesterday you fugged me ...good
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>>66860389
How?
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>>66860389

HOW?!
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>>66860436

Stuck 50 on the wrong goal line
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Basketball LARGE tip published lads.
Wins tbqh.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12232894/tambov-vs-cheboksari

Starts in 4 minutes. Let's sweat together!
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>>66860389
Probably were on Under 0.5 corners in First 10 :D
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>>66860455
Value up to -14.5 according to my model on this league.
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>>66860455
On large, I have faith.
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>>66860455
Max staked.

Pls win.
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>>66860503
Muh model
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>>66860455
ON large, friendo
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>>66860530
>>66860536
>>66860543
>>66860545

Thanks friendos. Good luck to us!
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>>66860455
I'm in....
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>>66860455
following small m80
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>>66860545
on, time to get sweaty
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>>66860555
so big to chase taking -18.5 yesterday. Thanks for tipping early this time, good luck
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>>66860040

hope you got on
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Albanian is better than Bird
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Going LARGE on Afturelding -2.5
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>>66860717
on overs, Afturelding have outfield player in goal
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>>66860717
bird
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S H A K I N G
If this loses, I'd be pissed as hell.
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>>66860717

1111111
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>>66860694
poor bird got jinxed by me

cried my first tears in years after yesterdays losses. felt kinda good tbqh
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LARGE ON
https://tipstertube.com/post/45303
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>>66860717
Aftur are playing a striker in goal lid

Overs was and IS the bet
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>>66860742
>>66860768

I'm aware but it still shouldn't even make much difference since Vængir won't even get close to the goal

2222222222222
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Had this horrible dream the OFC iframe didn't work and the OFC twitter account denied there has been working YouTube streams every other night.
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>>66860825
zzzzzzz
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>England's Brave Andy Murray up a set against Nadal
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>>66860825
wtfb
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Bolton have LITERALLY nothing to play for and now they decide to make an effort?
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>>66860879
can't believe the pre-match price split, Nadal: 1.40, Murray: 2.95
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>>66860763
>/bet/ mafia

Pls go.
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>>66860901
boro should still be able to win this, looking much more of a threat going forward

one goal and bolton will collapse
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fuck norwich
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>>66860949

Bloody hope so. I'm on +2.5 goals.
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>>66860955
>betting on relegation matches
lotto af desu
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>>66860974
>+2.5 goals

wat.
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>>66860989
I think he means overs at least boro should be able to refund my -1
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>>66860989

O2,5 rather. Same difference.
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A I R
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>ALBANIA
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>>66860920
it happened
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>>66861033
thanks man

took sw, wins r-right
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Ref is large on Nardo for sure, every decision going our way
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>>66861047
Woludn't take it :p
Local Derby and shit but not much time left...
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>>66861074
I took sw before the goal, I mean. Hope I dont regret not taking the official tip
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>>66861038
Yes friend, tell me.
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Osnabruck DC doesn't lose
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>>66860763
>>66860920
>>66861033

Thank you /bet/ mafia.

>>66861039

I was on, because I'm a gullible fucking retard.
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>no pen
this fucking ref
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hibs and boro when?
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TipsterNor W H E N ?
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>>66860917
Murray should have been @2.6ish but still wouldn't have got on desu
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>>66861216
>>66860917
Down a break now
>Scotland's Shame Andy Murray
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>>66861214

I tweeeted a prayer to summon him, no luck so far.
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>>66861214
This is important
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Official /bet/ accie DOWN
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>>66861265
Our @NorwayFotball, who art on Twitter, hallowed be thy name.
Thy tips come,
thy yield be done, for leeches as it is for shrewdies.
Give us this day our daily tips, and forgive us our losses as we forgive those who lost against us.
And lead us not into DOWN SUMS, but deliver us from the /bet/ mafia.

Amen.

>/autism/
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>>66861270
which books carry 3rd div lid? inb4 betsafe
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surely this is a joke
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>boro
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Fuck off Boro you northern degenerates.
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B O L T O N
O
L
T
O
N
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Our @NorwayFotball, who art on Twitter, hallowed be thy name.
Thy tips come,
thy yield be done, for leeches as it is for shrewdies.
Give us this day our daily tips, and forgive us our losses as we forgive those who lost against us.
And lead us not into DOWN SUMS, but deliver us from the /bet/ mafia.

Amen.
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HAHHAHAHAH why would boro win when i bet on them PMSL
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>>66861291

T...thanks. Le tip le fedora, le correct?


>>66861316

Is it you, Bizarro-Niemcy?
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>>66861090
Sorry for your loss, next time don't risk more
Hope You cashed out
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what in the fuck.
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>>66861305
>northern
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welp, there goes the money for my wife's anniversary present (a plane trip for her to detroit to watch the pistons in the playoffs), thanks boro
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Pray for me lads
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>>66861356
>>66861305
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ffs boro cunts
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>>66861323
I'm the never-win-a-bet kraut. ~40% of absolute underdogs at average odds of around 4.4 win against top teams when I bet. You'd be a rich man if you just bet the opposite of my picks. I used to keep a spreadsheet that shows over 50% ROI if you only bet against my picks. If I maintained it, the ROI would be way higher than that by now.
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>>66860075
HOW DOES HE HAVE SUCH A COOL HEAD?!
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>boro
now i need my accy to come in or I'm down life
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>>66861409
get him on the plane
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Metallurg Bekabad - Obob Tashkent seems like a juicy 2/1 fix.

Small on home win at 1.95
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>>66861399

So it is you. Why haven't you tripped up and lead us all into great lay sums.
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>>66860901

Playing for the fans you melt
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shanghai shenzua dnb is da bet lids
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>>66861466
I was going to do it, but then I had a winning streak. Now I'm back to losing again.
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>>66861455
too late =(
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>>66861455
zzz never anything on HT, bekabad never backed in on bf after it went 0-1, only smacked in asia pre-game with tiny lays
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>>66861489

Es tut mir leid, Niemcy.
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>>66861481

That team hasn't give two shiny shits about the fans all season.
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>>66861466
>>66861399
stats are old, would be better now, but it gives you an idea..
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>>66861502
This is like reading a foreign language.
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Albania, care to explain whats going on here?
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>Albania
sweaty as hell
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>>66861534
don't you have weekend classes to be attending you greasy student mong?
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>>66861552

Weekend you feg
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will boro score? got them in a muggy acca and i can still cash out with a profit
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BT not tempted to have a bit on Armenia with this drift? Think it's a top 5 contender.
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>Placing money on Russian 2nd division basketball games tipped by an anonymous Brit using an Albanian proxy on a Bhutanese postmodern watercolour painters' imageboard.

I've taken the liberty of booking you all in at your local psychiatric units for intensive checks. I sincerely hope you all get the help you so dearly need.

Best wishes x
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AUTISM EUAN
U
T
I
S
M

E
U
A
N
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>>66861653
if i could see into the future id be a millionaire
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ALBANIA NO
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going to be a sweaty 8mins!
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You lids are pathetic. I bet none of you have more than 5 (FIVE) pounds on it yet you rub it on me as if I owe you something.
Reconsider your life choices.
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Fuck sake Rhodes.
Northerners OUT of England.
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>>66861682
Delete this. I'm serious.

Estonian tipped Levadia -1.0 at ko
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ill
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>>66861732
LOVE YOU RHODES
Northerners ARE England
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>>66861731
I have £150 on because I could only get -12.5.
How much do you have on, friend?
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BOROOOOOOOOOOO
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YES BORO I FUCKING KNEW YOU COULD DO IT

FUCKING HULL 93RD LAST NIGHT AND NOW 91ST

THE ACCA LIVES ON
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>>66861732

Hahaha
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Rot-Weiß Erfurt 0.0 Handi
@2.6
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>>66861731
Pls
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ULTRA LARGE ON
ROT RT9 Corners
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Boro, Sunderland, Mansfield and Sheffield all to win.

Today is going to be a god day, lads.
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>>66861828
On both
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-16 now.
No way -9.5 loses tbqh.
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>>66861828
I don't understand how this market is priced at all.
They're basically saying it's less likely for Rot to get 2 or more corners in 30 minutes of play than 0 or 1
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DAS IT TAMBOV

Cheboksari players getting tired already, no wonder when you are playing with 6 players.

PMSL

I demand a tip from Euan now.
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They're so tired they can't score free throws, PMSL.

>30 % conversion rate
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>>66861664
Reminder that with today's winnings you can help rebuild and reshape your lives for a brighter future x
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Afturelding the most surreal team in existence
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>>66861857
Nice one. Got bets tonight and tomorrow. Nothing during today other than every winning Philippines team today that I missed 3/3 myself because I was sleeping.
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111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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>>66861885

999999999

Wish I kept rebacking desu
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1 corner in 22 mins needed
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>>66861915
Ive been rebacking for all of the 2nd half, completely insane
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>>66861731

What's my name, bitch?
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How can one Brit on an Albanian proxy be so shrewd?
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>tfw -13.5
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>>66862013

You forgot to turn on the proxy.
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will they get 11?
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>>66862035
yes but only small
>>
A I R
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>>66861922
>>66861828
Thank you based polan
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>>66862013
Because no one here has been around long enough to remember that he steals tips from Blogabet tipsters and posts them on here as his own
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>>66862046
>bubblegum books

pointless. Come back when you have a 10%+ yield in asia after 100 tips lid
>>
Got my life savings on Leverkusen. Literally 0 research done. I'm from Frankfurt and an Eintracht Frankfurt fan and if there's ever a safe bet it is betting that Frankfurt loses. Knowing my luck Eintracht will win today though.Gonna be so sweaty I'll have to watch this one sitting in the shower.
>>
any snooker accies?
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>>66861828
so so shrewd
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>>66862046

How come I can't comment on your bleg?
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TWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVE

>on a -2.5
>>
afturelding absolutely surreal
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>>66862144
I need to verify it I guess. I don't have a valid phone number where to get the SMS verification code.
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>>66862149
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>>66862179
ahahahaha
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TipsterNor, you have 3 mins to get on lids
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>>66862257
>smalls
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>>66862281
TipsterNor small = med/large
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>>66862257

And that bongy cunt called me an autist. My prayer worked, obviously.
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>he isnt on southampton win

top chuckle, is you coconuts serious
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>>66860825
I was left so disappointed byt he lack of stream, so comfy to watch and always good banter in the thread.
Still made decent money but reckon with a functional stream last nights games could've been insanely profitable.
>>
can anybody get on these Nor tips? 365 not letting me
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>>66862374
I got on with my 10NOKs. On unibet that is.
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>>66862443
>>66862374

Same on betsafe, although only -1 EH in the last game.
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united pls score soon
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>>66862514
next half
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>west brom
>>
11111111111
>>
Dread to think how many minorities are on ManU -1.5
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OH BURNEHLEY IS WONDERFUL OH BURNEHLEY IS WONDERFUL
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>>66862772
West Brom!!!
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is he an addict?
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>>66862070
Fantastic post.
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>Swansea
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Albania get in here, worldie large tip from you mane
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SPECIAL on Getafe CF +1
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dat rball magic

gonna be filthy rich when my muggy penny acca comes in
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>>66863129
>Aftertiming
please leave
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>>66863128
mainstream
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>>66863149
that lotto shite aint worth tipping
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>>66863162
won't be tipping my water polo picks then
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>>66863129
actually think i might need to cash out. didn't remember that northampton turned into absolute garbage
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>>66863151
yes but
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>>66863214
good lord, didn't know sry
ON
>>
LEVERKUSENNNNNNN 1111111111111111111
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>making profit on Albania's large only to lose it on some muggy rball bet later
ssdd desu senpai
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>>66863261
the muggy rball bets are the only bets that actually make me decent profit
>>
United get a second right?
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>>66863332
of course, Rashford scores 2nd
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the crucible looks like such a shit hole
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>>66863214
>>66863225
fucking missed it
>>
wigan PLS
>>
BIRD SURREAL

UP THOUSNDS
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>>66863478
???!
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>>66863426
JUST
>>
UNITED PLS
>>
NEED united to bang another one in
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>Rooney STILL starting when fit

How does he do it? Haven't seen tht rat play well in atleast two years
>>
gonna end myself tonight
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>>66863575
get a grip man
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>>66863575
>>66863602
Do it.
>>
has united even had a shot this half?
beyond worried
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cmon utd ffs
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>>66863575
hehehe
>>
Imagine beating villa 1-0
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>>66862920
>unlucky
>lost fucking 12-0

That's Euans Ranheim tip all over again.
>>
will lux ever post a bet again?
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>>66863785
he's a fraud lad
>>
GASPING for a united second
>>
Explain rollover requirements to a complete idiot
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>>66863931
If you can't do 5 consecutive roly-polies you don't get your money back
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>>66863806
actually make good profit with him, but definitely could be better
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>>66863931
dont wager money on markets where the bet wont count into the rollover
end of story
>>
what are the NBA and NHL bets? I was thinking of putting Capitals and Dallas to win tonight, maybe Kings as well
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>>66863976
He's fine if you have a bet365 but impossible to profit using asian accounts
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Going to off myself if united don't' get another
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united you fucking wankers
>>
Man U are SO SHITE
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>>66864051
It's all Villa, just missed a sitter and then hit the post. United so poor.
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POSSIBLE LARGE coming in 20 minutes.

Brace for impact.
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Its actually going to end 1-0
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>>66864014
Penguins.
Stars.
Capitals.

Grizzles +
Spurs U
Celtics O
Rockets O
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should have cashed out for 10p profit boiz
>>
PMSL outfielder in goal for mk dons and saves a pen
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>>66864127
tip it now man, don't want the line to move like last time
>>
There once was a man called Rosco
His fixing was very alfresco
He's now out of luck
Mackers made him a cuck
Now he stacks shelves in Tesco
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ffs madrid
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>>66864143
>>66864014
Also you want to go on the plus lines for the away underdogs today, offers up a big number. 1st round game 1 blowouts are typically unusual.

Spurs v Grizzles you should take the total under, and the grizzles +

Just wins
>>
Cashed out, United get the second
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>>66864227
https://twitter.com/upacunt/status/666391391203905536
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Fuck me
>>
HAD TO BE TWO FUCK OFF DESHITE
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>>66864269
>>66864227
PMSL. Not only does he steal tips, he steals tweets now too
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>>66862867
bookies HUP pmsl nibs
>>
Tipster nor does it again
>>
Is TipsterNor the best tipster on the internet after Euan?
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>>66864537
>>66864545
Bubblegum babby
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>>66864554
Post your betfair lifetime p/l.
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LARGE tip posted in my Blogabet lids.
Jaroslav -13.5, starts in 2 minutes. LIVE at bet365 and elsewhere.

Let's sweat together!
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>>66864580
Gross profit & loss
£14,705.84
Commission
Other charges
Premium charges
Total charges (22.32%)
Maximum possible premium charge
£2,283.82
+
£0
+
£998.37
=
£3,282.19
>>
Liverpool
West Ham
Spurs
Milan +0.25
Monaco
Need these to win or idk what I'm going to do with my life
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>>66864612
Post a screencap from your phone.
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>>66864608
What's the name of the blogabet you copy from? Was it ThePlayer34? Can't remember.
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>>66864616
>Liverpool

Bournemouths revenge is nigh, they can't hide from refball forever
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>>66864638
Piss off. I dont copy from anywhere.

Line now at 17.5
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>>66864537
>>66864545

What a man.


>>66864554
>B...bubblegum b...babby
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>>66864608
missed the line ffs
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>>66864627
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>>66864734
Imagine being up 14k on betfair and shitposting on 4chan when someone tips a winner for the small timers here. You sad, sad little man.
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>>66864734
Imagine paying premium charges and not just getting a new account
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>>66864765
nibs
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>>66864765

That's profit AND losses.


>>66864791
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>>66864683
>Klopp needs refball
pmsl
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>>66864797
How? Probably a virgin too. Take some time off dude, make a cup of tea and chill out. Enjoy life some more.
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>>66864608
On -12.5 @ 1.9. Hope they dont win by 13 this time :)
What is the reason here?
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>>66864847
Can't give out my edge.
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>>66864878
pml nibs
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>>66864847
You just KNOW it's """"" value ""'"' according to his model.
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The tipster on blogabet didn't do a write up.
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>>66864929
I've said it before I get on his basketball and Albanian bets.

>>66864900
Ok. Who do you stake these with?
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>>66864929
>he doesn't get on Albanias apehoop tips

Tears.
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>>66864608
Albi?

What's the highest I should take my man?
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>>66865007
I'm on tiny because I believe in his model.
I like Albania.
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Albania whats the max line you'd take?
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>>66865028
How do you know my name? Delete this immediately!
You are late now I guess, skip it.
>>66865062
>>66864966
>>66865007
Cheers friends!


LARGE staking Manchester City handicap 0. Fair odds should be -0.25 tbqh, Chelsea is dire.
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>FINALLY GOT ON -13.5
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>>66865062
i like adil too.
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>>66865092
prestaking
>>
>2 points all quarter

Albania such a smelly fraud
>>
Small on Capri - Genua FHG
@3.0
>>
Raptors -7
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Tip4TheWeekend @Tip4TheWeekend 6m6 minutes ago
Tipster Nor is smashing it already. Winning 8 out of 9 bets this season. What more can you ask for?

cute x
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>>66865257
beyond based
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>>66865092
Are they resting people in this 2nd quarter or something ffs?
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>>66865323
Think I have done a TERRIBLE mistake tbqh.
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pmsl at Albania
>>
It's clear he's copying a tipster as line moves so quickly, there will be about 300 quid staked by /bet/ posters at the very maximum.
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>>66861664
Reminder.
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>>66865372
ffs
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>>66865390
Where did you see the line movement you lying mong?
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>>66865372
Well you better decide fucking sharpish mate
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>>66865424
Pmsl, what a fruitcake you are.
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>>66865511
Nice comeback, you lying greasy student.
>>
>>66865092
>LARGE staking Manchester City handicap 0. Fair odds should be -0.25 tbqh, Chelsea is dire.

pmsl
>>
>>66865543
Hello. Please stop getting baited and decide if I should be large on this or not while it is still possible to get out
>>
I'm scared on this Albania tip
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>>66865589
Let it run.
>>
Way too much on this Albania tip, heads gone, rolls gone.
>>
>That Carpi goal
Impressive
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As expected Ayr & the Scottish National traded well, but Chelmsbury was a mess, picked up bits elsewhere
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>>66865793
Enjoyable bit of trading there pal
>>
>>66865895
Y, not a bad day all things considered.
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St Etienne -0,25

Bastia is safe and you can say they play for nothing anymore, Etienne want to win for the CL Play Offs.
>>
>psg

shame
>>
F R A U D
R
A
U
D
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>>66865554
Tears at this guy
>>66865092
Tears if you didn't follow.
>>
>>66866130
post slip
>>
Albania almost as bad as bird last night, pmsl
>>
What do you tell friends and family when they ask about your betting?
>>
WEEEEEEE

Hate to bet with Albania
Cause Albanias not our mate
And when we bet with Albania
We lose our roll in 8...
>>
Christ this Albania tip is terrible.
>>
>>66866429
Absolutely appalling.
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>>66866322
i tell them i bet pennies for fun. have never told anyone irl how much i have lost
>>
fuck off albania
>>
>le miss every free throw team
least favourite meme tbqh
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>>66866322
that I'm good at it while being down a ridiculous cunt
>>
Hope albania gets kidney stones.
>>
Literally worse then birds tip.
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>>66866322
Nothing.. don't let them ruin my market.

just kidding, I cry on my mothers shoulder after every 94th minute goal
>>
utter utter
>>
First ever Albania apehoop tip that I've got on, absolutely shaking with rage.
>>
>consistent stake of $10
>stay between 1.25 and 1.33 odds
>need to go 4/5 at best to pull even

tell me why this doesn't work????
>>
>People unironically choose to follow known frauds
Why?
>>
Justify why following """Albania""" tips is +ev
>>
>>66866697

Genius m8, don't know why we never thought of it before
>>
>>66866697
Will work phenomenally well if the bookies have mispriced the games you choose to bet on and you're betting those odds when they should be 1.05-1.1.
However won't work when you inevitably bet on muggy correctly priced mainstream games.
>>
ffs you slugs don't know basketball. This is no way near over.
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>>66866760

Put your proxy back on
>>
albania EXPOSED
>>
Pathetic.
>>
NEED a couple large locks to afford a new phone.

>>66866727
I've followed him twice and been uac both times :^)
>>
this faux rage gimmick needs to end
>>
>>66866928

What?
>>
>>66866928
get tae fuck
>>
SO SO SHREWD ALBANIA
>>
>>66866920
Need a couple large winners just to break even
>>
NEED a Trencin goal like AIR
>>
Would recommend getting on Lanus. They're handing it to Rafeala
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>>66866990
down sums
>>
WE LOVE ALBANIA WE DO
WE LOVE ALBANIA WE DO
OHHH ALBANIA WE LOVE YOU
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>>66867036
Down unreal
>>
BIRD
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>>66867010
>-1
Ah sure I'll have a go, South Americans so lazy when it comes to scoring more than once though
>>
tears incoming
>>
chelsea pits
>>
albania this wins, right?
>>
>>66867159
no
>>
THIS IS TOO SWEATY
>>
>>66867159
Don't know mate. HEADS GONE.
>>
ALBANIA IS A SHREWDIE
A SHREWDIE
A SHREWDIE

AND THIS IS WHY WE LOVE HIM
WE LOVE HIM
WE LOVE HIM
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>on -15.5

Got a funny feeling on how this ends desu
>>
Head's gone
>>
I'm on -12.5 then got some out on +14.5
Could it happen?
>>
Betting on basketball reminds me of how bad I am at math
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>>66867269
>math
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>>66867123
Dire defending
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>>66867010
Tears
>>
COME ON TO FUCK TRENCIN
>>
>>66867010

Utter utter
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>>66867243
same anon, hold me
>>
Got on Lanus before they conceded. Game is jinxed.
>>
CANNOT SPAKE
>>
HAHAHAHHA ITS GONNNA LOSE BY HALF A PPINT HAHAHAHAJAJAJ
>>
>3 POINTER
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>>66867269
Triggered
>>
FUCK OFF ALBANIA
>>
WEW
E
W

FUCK THAT
>>
AWWWWWWWWW
>>
blacklisting Albania and doubling up on the next bird/Euan tip
>>
half a fucking point ffs
>>
>>66867414
>blacklisting Albania
>He didn't do this over a year ago
>>
Reminder that nobody has a large stake on this
>>
>>66867347
>Got on Lanus before they conceded.

You're a literal bad luck charm
>>
HAHAH the first albania tip I get on loses by half a FUCKING POINT, beyond DAC now.
>>
DOWN
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>>66867421
1.5 points
>inb4 nibs
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>>66867459

>everyone took the same line
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>>66867477
Well then you didn't get on his tip because you got on a different line at a different point in time when information may have differed.
His tip lost by 1.5 points.
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I really, really do hope Albania gets cancer.
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>>66867264
>1 point away from sums and sums

>Albania's yield creeping towards mine
>less than 1% separate us now
oh boy
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>>66867426
Speak for yourself.

>tfw rebacks didn't save me from that Bird tip the other day
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>wasn't on Albania's tip
feelsgoodman.jpg
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>betting on a Saturday

Pmsl, the only bet you should have made today is another lay of Russia, another top up on Netherlands and another back of Sweden Top 4/5/10
>>
>>66867576
i am too know this feel
>>
>Albania will never be allowed to join the EU

Doing laps round the flat celebrating tbqh
>>
>>66867580
>Sweden Top 4/5/10
Drift has scared me
>>
>>66867554
tears buddy
>>
Fair play to the guy who came through with those rugby tips last night on here, solid little treble.
>>
>he wasnt on slovenia to beat japan @ 1.30 in icefight

wew
>>
>tfw missing the best tips today because I was losing in FIFA 16
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>>66867619
Oh yeah, I got on them as well, cheers lid
>>
>>66867619
This. Thanks anon!
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>>66867554
pmsl
>>
>>66867614
>up £200
>tears
Pick one
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>>66867580
I'm just on Sweden outright, haven't bothered with top 4/5/10 markets, I'm just hoping to have a lovely green book and be able to show it off to birds at my eurovision party.
>>
>>66867669
>>66867614
he won you absolute melts
>>
>>66867705
>large
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>>66867738
>£300 isn't large for an apehoop tip
>>
>>66867738
reminder that having £300 as a large would mean that he has a £12000 bankroll

how big is yours, anon? You dont stake irresponsibly, do you?
>>
>>66867806
Not that melt, but how do you figure that m8
>>
Selling accounts
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>>66867806
>2.5% as a large

Man up pal
>>
Thanks for the Man City tip Albania, up sums
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>>66867848
0.5% as small, 1.5% as medium, 2.5% as a large, 5% as a special. Objectively correct bankroll management, anybody who says otherwise is a penny punter/addict who has not profited over a large run of years
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>>66867939
my special is 50% mane
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>>66867806
my large is actually 5%. I do units of .5,1,2,and 5 only on extreme cases. I almost never 'go large' but it's much harder for me to actually wager too.
>>
>>66867976
>Germany
>>
>>66867850
SELLING ACCOUNTS
>>
>>66867806
6 figs.
>>
>>66867939
This is pretty much exactly what I do too. Except obv hard to get 5% on specials
>>
>>66868055
Hey m8
>>66867995
>>
>>66868067
DM username and password to I inspect them
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>>66867939

>a medium is 3 smalls
>a large isn't 2 mediums

baka tbqhwyf
>>
I stake .3% smalls, .625% mediums and 1.25% larges. (not staked a large in 2016, just a mlarge)
>>
>>66868140
What?
>>
>>66868223
DM me your usernames and password to I inspect your accounts by seeing what bets you have placed and working out how much they are worth.
>>
>>66868208
Why so small?
>>
>>66868280
Thought you wanted Boyle and fonbet? I don't have accounts open there
>>
nah
>>
>>66868280
>to i
>>
>>66868444
>impersonating me

>>66868363
Yes
>>
>>66868344
It's a marathon not a sprint, I've built roll up by staking aggressively but now I'm really conservative. I do have a lot of bets, 148 this month but my roi is 9.2% so far so not like I'm taking bets for the hell of it. If I were to stake 1% smalls, and 2.5% mediums I don't think I'd have the same approach and would find losing runs a lot more difficult. Also if I have a small bet and they concede straight away I have no issue rebacking again. People like this >>66867939 still will have lots of bookie accounts and/or have a roll of around 50k imo.
>>
>>66868444
>>66868502
not sure what to think
>>
>>66868536
Pseudo detected. If you're consistently profitable there is no need to have such low %s. It's just costing you money.
>>
>>66868620

I think you'll find nearly every gambler with a roll over £100k stakes very conservatively. Even Mackers, who is a stupidly aggressive staker, only stakes about 0.75% or something per bet.
>>
So what's the next tip lids, I gotta make some mulla back
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>Raptors
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>>66868727
lions -5.5 @1.83
>>
>>66868708
mackers isnt scared to have 20k on. he's gone as high as 100k in the recent past.
>>
>>66868620
Don't mean to sound rude but it's different when your roll is a lot bigger. Anyway if you have a 6 figure roll you would struggle to have a medium on esiliiga with 2.5% mediums, you would also end up taking a worse price on average as every stake ruins price a bit more. In theoretical sense it's stupid but in reality I think you'll see it's practical and quite common to lower your % stakes as your roll increases. No longer about building up roll and more about conserving it while making money.
>>
>>66868708
His bankroll management is stupid but not necessary aggressive, when he has 50k on a bet that's still less than 5%. Obviously it's a lot of money but must in here would stake similar for medium/large bets. Believe his average stake is 5-15k these days which is probably about 1%, he's unlikely to lose 100 bets in a row.
>>
Euan?
>>
>>66868968
Yes lid?
>>
>>66868992
How?
>>
>>66868968
Yes lid

>>66868992
>Impersonating me
>>
Euan i have messaged you on tt about the accounts
>>
>>66869087
No you havent
>>
>>66868800
yeah because he's dumb

>>66868912

he's aggressive compared to most people with very big rolls though. Plenty of high 6 figure bettors out there who rarely go above a few grand with their stakes
>>
>>66869142

> Plenty of high 6 figure bettors out there who rarely go above a few grand with their stakes

please name some
>>
>>66869226
goody is probably one that you're familiar with
>>
>>66869127
how much you paying for fresh accounts la?
>>
Might be some decent international ice hockey tomorrow. Looked at the rosters and lineups. Just gotta see what the lines are.
>>
>>66869287
I've never paid a penny
>>
LANUS
But in all fairness no era
>>
>>66869283

I have heard him mentioned here yeah. He was/is a PGA member?
>>
Anybody on hockey or basketball

I got on the Rangers, they got their goalie back.
>>
>>66869358
not what I've heard
>>
>>66869372

What happened
>>
Wtfb
>>
>>66869377
Still like Pittsburgh especially if Malkin plays. Rags still missing Girardi and McDonut
>>
>>66869414
This is a very strange post
>>
LANUS 2222222222222
>>
>>66869358
but how much are you buying >>66869087 for?
>>
>>66869423
Lanus took the lead on a penalty that shouldn't have been given
>>
Hope youve got some good bets tonight Euan, get ahead of Albania.
>>
>>66869499

>in b4 you jinx it
>>
>>66869511
I have had no messages from him
>>
>>66869142
Who? Mackers roll is 7 figs too
>>
>Amicale drifting
Gonna smash the shit out of that plus when it comes up
>>
Posting from McDonald's
I N T E R
N
T
E
R


tears if you didn't smack that value
>>
>>66869680

>Games are only 15 minutes long

psml
>>
>>66869680
vegan burger?

:^)
>>
>>66869611
Shut the fuck up
>>
>>66869788
No
>>
>>66869611
Auckland need to win and as with Wellington last night they will win when they try
>>
>>66869819
>>
>>66869868
Draw will do both sides just fine
>>
>>66869868
This, not making same mistake after last time. Big under for me
>>
>>66865270

Pmsl
>>
AZ score again, Zwolle outfielder in goal after their GK got a red
>>
>>66870167
No. A draw does Auckland but Amicale need the win to go through so they will overcommit and concede to the marginally better Auckland team. Overs is of course the bet
>>
>>66870284
he has just pulled off a couple decent saves though mans
>>
>>66870284
>le ludogorets face
>>
>>66870370
Lel
>>
>>66870284
On huge
>>
>>66870368
Yeah but misses basic goalkeeper instincts, plus AZ still trying. Bringing on decent subs too
>>
>>66870288
>Both sides on 6 points
>1st place goes through
>Top 2nd place finisher from all groups goes through
>All other groups completed
>Current top 2nd place side is Tefana on 6 points
Explain how a draw doesn't put them both through?
Plus they will just play each other again in the semi so they can just do fuck all, conserve energy and just battle it out in the semi rather than risk going out and then having to battle again in a few days with Tefana.
>>
>>66870422
why cant i find on 365? am i a retard
>>
>>66870461
Arent Amicale on 4 or is soccerway wrong?
>>
>>66870463
Think you are m8, it's really there. AZ - PEC Zwolle
>>
>>66870422
>not hitting the target when a schoolboy is in goal
AZ PLEASE
>>
>>66870505
>Solomon Warriors were later ruled to have forfeited the match after fielding an ineligible player.
Got awarded to Amicale 3-0
>>
>>66870284
based
>>
>>66870511
>>66870422
Far too easy
>>
55555555555555555555
>>
cheers uni x
>>
>>66870511
saw + got on SECONDS before the goal. Surreal
>>
>>66870541
Did not know this. Apologies.

5555555
>>
>>66870541
Is this nibs?
Can the OFC Champions League get any worse?
>>
VIIINCENT JANSSEN TUDUDUDU

Based af
>>
6666666?
>>
Not on zzz
>>
>>66870606
No worries but I figure they'd rather go easy since it will literally just result in them playing each other again in the semis. Doesn't seem much point to fighting hard, risking going out and then having to play Tefana in the semi who are dece.

>>66870608
Nope.
http://www.fbc.com.fj/sports/39404/suva-records-win-in-last-pool-match
>Meanwhile, OFC’s Disciplinary Committee has upheld a protest lodged by Amicale FC against the eligibility of a player in the Solomon Warriors following the teams’ 1-1 draw on Wednesday.

>In accordance with Article 42.2a of the 2016 OFC Champions League Regulations the player in question was found ineligible to play for the Solomon Warriors in this tournament.

>Therefore, in accordance with Article 42.4 of the OFC Champions League Regulations and Article 32A and Article 73 of the OFC Disciplinary Code, the OFC Disciplinary Committee has declared that Solomon Warriors fielded an ineligible player against Amicale FC on 13 April.

>Accordingly the Solomon Warriors have forfeited the match with victory and the resultant three points being awarded to Amicale FC along with a score of 3-0.
>>
inter
22222222
>>
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HE WASN'T ON INTER ROBBERY @3.20 !!!!!

kek

bookies clueless

UAC motherfuckers.
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>3 points
>UAC
comfy evening friends
>>
>>66870770

>Games are only 45 mins long
>>
>>66870606
Also explains why Wellington went for it last night since a draw wouldn't have guaranteed both them and Hekari a spot in the 2nd round
>>
>>66870855
Yep. Surprised it isnt on the OFC site.
Need the stream up tonight to check neither team are trying tonight and saving themselves.
If both teams qualify from this group, the OFC might redraw it so they dont face each other again.
>>
>>66870830
Why were you not at the game.
>>
>>66870935
>Surprised it isnt on the OFC site.
>Need the stream up tonight
What stream lid? ;)
>>
>>66870939
Don't know actually. Going on holiday tomorrow so mind was just preoccupied with other things
>>
>>66871007
>Le holiday man
>>
>>66870972
Any that works
>>
On Rockets +12.5

Mentally draining for the warriors to chase 73, would almost feel like the season is over now. Now they have to get themselves going again for a tough series. Will be less than 5 in it either way.

GL.
>>
>>66871046

pmsl
>>
need sociedad to score twice in 30 minutes
>>
>>66871026
Make enough money betting to go, so why not?
>>
>>66871172
Because i can't, cunt.
>>
ANTWEEEEERRRRRRRP
>>
Celta Vigo v betis should be easy money, over 2.5 goals. Get on lids
>>
>>66871172
Uni you know he can't go ffs, no need to be an asshole about it.
>>
>>66871035
Reminder that there never was a youtube stream
>>
>>66871228
Strange, that's the first mention of Antwerp in this thread
>>
>>66871172
Where you goin lid
>>
I want 'le holiday man' to become a meme please
>>
>>66871301
>>66871301
>>66871301
>>66871301

new
>>
>>66871264
>>66871270
Two very good posts one after another
>>
>>66871270
pmsl nibs
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