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April 14, 2016
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Tigers
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PIT:ROOT-HD
DET:WXYT
PIT:KDKA
1:05 PM
Padres
Phillies
SD:FSSD-HD
PHI:CSP-HD
SD:XPRS XEMO
PHI:WIP SBP
1:10 PM
White Sox
Twins
CWS:CSC-HD
MIN:CSC-HD
CWS:WLS
MIN:TIBN
1:10 PM
Indians
Rays
CLE:STO-HD
TB:STO-HD
CLE:WTAM
TB:WDAE
1:45 PM
Brewers
Cardinals
MIL:FSWI-HD
STL:FSMW-HD
MIL:WTMJ
STL:KMOX
3:10 PM
Giants
Rockies
SF:CSBA-HD
COL:CSBA-HD
SF:KNBR
COL:KOA KNRV
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7:07 PM
Yankees
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TOR: SNO-HD
NYY: WFAN WADO
TOR: SN590
8:05 PM
Orioles
Rangers
BAL: MSN2-HD
TEX: FSSW-HD
BAL: WJZ
TEX: KRLD KZMP
8:05 PM
Reds
Cubs
CIN: FSO-HD
CHC: CSC-HD
CIN: WLW
CHC: WSCR WRTO
8:10 PM
Royals
Astros
KC: FSKC-HD
HOU: ROOT-HD
KC: KCSP
HOU: KBME KQXY
10:10 PM
D-backs
Dodgers
ARI: FSA-HD
LAD: SNLA-HD
ARI: KTAR KSUN
LAD: KLAC KTNQ
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Tigers
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What an op
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>>66820675
it even shows the Spanish radio stations
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Who /goingforthesweep/ here?
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http://www.milb.com/content/page.jsp?ymd=20070115&content_id=41616958&sid=t279&vkey=tickets

when I retire I am moving to this one meme town. Two teams share a stadium so I would get 140 games of baseball for $225
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FIFTEEN KS
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Bravo Vince
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dodgers
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>>66820725
Reporting in
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ARE THE TIGERS ELITE?

>roylels
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Unpopular opinion: asian bitches are ugly
also in for Yanks
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>>66820725
>>66820767
Not gonna happen tonight
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White Sox
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velasquez and story in the hall of fame when
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>>66820793

>Unpopular opinion: asian bitches are ugly

Only beta losers that cant get a white girls goes for asians. Give me Latinas everyday
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Kids walk up song should be Vince McMahons theme

Holy shit he has a nerdy voice
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>>66820796
>50 pitches
>2 outs
>Couldn't get out of the 1st
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Are they, dare I say it, a .500 team?
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>Velasquez
>16 Ks
>0 BBs
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who else /swish/ here?

Also: Ronald Torreyes is the next altuve
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The Phillies have their third shutout in the first 10 games. Last time they did that was 1954 when they had 4 shutouts. It took the Phillies 84 games to get to 3 shutouts last season

-

Vince Velasquez struck out 16 batters today, 25 in his first two starts as a Phillie, a record. He was 1 k away from tying the Phillies record for strikouts in a game
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>>66820853
Latinas turn obese before 30 bro
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>>66820893
>107 years
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>>66820909
Phillies starting pitching looking amazing desu
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>>66820926
All for the price of Ken Giles
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>>66820909
Forget Nola and Eickoff this dude will be the future ace
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HAZELRAKER DOES IT AGAIN
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>>66820916
>the next altuve
>63.2% success stealing bases in the minors

loving every laugh
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>>66821080
Tbf, Nola and Eickhoff were projected as #2s at best
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>16 strikeouts
>mfw phillies stars have the best ERA in the league
>mfw no more Harang Williams or Buchanan
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>>66820853
Yeah, it's not because they fuck you silly and don't give you nearly as much shit. Getting a white girl would be ten thousand times easier than trying to bring my fiance over from the Philippines, but the headaches and trouble just aren't worth it. Ever been in a fight with a Latina bitch? Better you just fuck em and forget em.

Also Tigers.
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>>66821088
HAZELGOAT
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Phillies are ELITE
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>>66820643
not a fan of this ctrl a MLB.com/schedule meme
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>>66821125
on top of that Giles is shitting it up in Houston
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>>66821126
>irl would be ten thousand times easier than trying to bring my fiance over from the Philippines, but the headaches and trouble just aren't worth it. Ever been in a fight with a Latina bitch? Better you just fuck em and forget em.


>He doesn't know how to handle himself in an argument with a woman
>Tigers Fans confirmed for Cucks
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>>66821239
As a Phillies fan, I want him to be dominant there
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>>66821249
I can handle myself in an argument with a woman, thank you. Just like I can fix a virus laden computer that my dad fucked up, I can get charges that someone who stole my identity made removed from my credit report, and I can get comcast to send a black dude to my house who doesn't know what a cable card is to install one too. But I can think of things that are much better uses of my time, like getting my dick sucked and watching sports.
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>>66821207
this

Im gonna make the next OP. And I'm gonna make /mlb/ great again
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How the fuck are two teams still .000??? Is this historic?
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>tfw day off
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>>66821468
Twins are about to be 0-9. When was the last time that happened?
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>Jays
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>>66821468
Last thread someone said it was about to be, last time was like 1897
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gg Rats
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>>66821519
never for the Twins. Orioles went 0 and 21 one year
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Cleve Land Goat
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How many games has the rule that the histrionic NY media forced on the MLB cost teams?
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>>66820643
I'd slide into her home plate, if you know what I mean.
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>>66821510
>tfw no day off for almost two weeks to start the season
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>Twins fan
>mfw I spent way too much for tickets for Monday night's game a few months back
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>the Minnesota Tloses
0 - 9 Swept by the White Sox.
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White sox
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>white sox are 5 (FIVE) games above .500

MADNESS

Someone wake me up I'm dreaming.

>9 games in
Oh right...
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>>66821865
What do you mean?
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>>66822098
When you nod your head yes
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J A I M E
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>>66820725
AWWW YEAH!
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>>66820643

I'M GOING TO NEED SAUCE ON OP NOW!!!!!!!
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>>66822089
Forgot my soxcat
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>The Twins in 1990 finished 2nd to last in the AL and dead last in their division
>The Braves finished last in the NL and last overall in baseball in 1990
>The 1991 world series was Twins vs. Braves

G-GUYS IS THE 2017 WORLD SERIES GOING TO BE TWINS VS BRAVES?
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Jaime Garcia with a gamescore of 97
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>Pie rats
>roylels
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4 of the 5 AL Central teams are above .500
3 are above .700

Elite division confirmed?
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>>66822400
>gamescore
Fuck off sabertard
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>>66822359
The '91 series is also seen as the GOAT world series as well.

>Kirby in game six
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>>66822405
>Being this obsessed with the royals
Why m8 :^)
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>Buffalo bisons had a crowd of 13k while the TB rays had 10k
TOP KEK
O
P

K
E
K
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>>66822422
>It's another 'neckbeard intentionally makes inflammatory posts that he doesn't even agree with to try and get a rise to fill the hole in his soul' episode.
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Whats the general consensus with whether to walk the batsman when there is one out and runners on 2nd and 3rd?
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>>66822270
>Right girl retired from porn to focus on a singing career just this week.
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Tigers are for real
Roylels are a shit meme team with meme drips and shit rotation
Whos haven't played a good team and are also shit
Indians might pose a threat but we're still better
>TLOSES

Anyone want to give me any reasons why the Tigers won't run away with the Central this year?
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>>66822809
There are way too many variables in that situation to give you a straight up answer.

>Score
>Inning
>Who is on base
>Who is pitching
>How many pitches have they thrown
>Who is left in the pen
>Who is on deck
>How often does the batter on deck hit into a double play
>How often does the current batter strike out

The list can go on for a good few pages. It's only answerable on a case by case basis.
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>Phillies at .500
>Nola, Eickoff, and Velasquez are tearing it up
>Jimmy Rollins is starting on a team that's 6-2
>mfw

I know the ride has to end at some point, but I'm fucking loving it for now
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>>66822809
pretty much this
>>66823071


but as a general rule, I wouldn't. Unless tie game, bottom 9th.
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>>66823071
>>66823189

Thanks senpais.

I was always of the inclination to do so as in terms of risk vs reward, it was worth it.

Watching more baseball games now suggest otherwise.
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>>66822848
Your manager
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Most recent 16+ K & 0 BB CG SHO

April 14, 2016: Vincent Velasquez
June 15, 2015: Max Scherzer
Aug 28, 1998: Randy Johmson
Aug 25, 1998: Roger Clemens

When today's start has a worst comparison of Carlos Carrasco, I think it's safe to say Vinny V will have a good career
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>>66822809
Heston just walked someone with 2 & 3, 2 outs. I know it's not the same, but sometimes you just don't want to take the chance, especially if you're trying to get out of a jam. That being said, the guy he got to, just doubled in a run.
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>>66822848
>>66823378
And bullpen and starters other than Verlander.
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Gints getting blown the fuck out by a meme offense
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>>66823418
Kerry Wood 1998

he can still get BTFO by injuries
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>>66823468
Bullpen and starters other than Verlander manhandled the pierats who were projected to win the central so GET FUCKED
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Giles trade looks worse by the day.
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>>66823483
>9 runs today
>10 runs yesterday
>not a single one of them from Story Home Runs
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>>66823541
>0BB
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>>66823483
Gints bullpen is 3lite.
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JUST
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>>66823756
ANd regardless, Wood had a much worse delivery than Velasquez
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>>66823585
>pierats who were projected to win the central
>this dumb Detoilet nigger forgot about the Cubs
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>>66823696
Story did have 2 triples though.
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>>66823672
Who did they trade to get him?
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>>66822838
name?
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>>66823925
Why would I care about meme teams like the cusb or roylels?
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>>66823585
Who projected the pierats to win the central?
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>>66823840
LOW AIR DENSITY
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>>66823959
Vincent Velasquez, Mark Appel, Brett Oberholzter, and Thomas Eshelman.
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>>66823987
>Cubs
>Meme team
Pick one
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Let's say that when Oakland can actually design a new ballpark, that they have a really good young player. One that even they couldn't trade away on a contract year. Would they design the park to accommodate his strengths?

hypothetically speaking of course
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>>66823987
Same reason why anyone would care about the Tiggers beating up on one of them, dipshit.
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>>66824065
I know Mark Appel was supposed to be good, but I don't know any of those other names. They any good?
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>>66824235
Oberholzter has had time in the Majors, he's an innings eater. Velasquez just had a 16 K 0 BB CGSHO, and 25 K in his two Phillies starts. Appel, I haven't followed him too deep in the Minors, and Eshelman is best known for walking 7 or so batters in 4 years of college
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>>66824065
Phillies fucking the astros back after the pence deal

Haha

Where my philly shitposters at?
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>>66824337
Damn, that's a lot to give up for a guy who only pitches one inning a game.
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>>66823987
>hurrrr we good now because we beat a meme team
>durrrr why would I care about meme teams

Detoilet """"" fans""""", everyone
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>>66820643
WHO IS GRILL
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>>66824370
We're wanting Giles to succeed, because we legitimately like him?

>>66824400
To be fair, they're all pitchers, and Houston Has a strong rotation as it is(unless everyone just regressed, I haven't been following the Stros)
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>>66824414
Somebody who is waaaaaaaaaay outta your league.
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>>66824209
they wont increase their payroll enough to retain some key players theres no chance they will pony up 200+ million for a new stadium
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>>66824486
It's a hypothetical situation. you could replace Oakland with any team.
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>>66824209
Your hypothetical will never happen though so what's the point of addressing it?

The best thing they could do is design a hitters park so that no names can put up big numbers to attract player interest from fans and other teams
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>>66824337
>tfw went to school with eshelman
>nigga balls deep in some sloot over in the minors while im here shitting up /mlb/ during neet hours
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>>66824528
you wouldnt build a stadium just to accomodate a single players strengths, they are already trying to get more pop up guys in the pitching staff because of the bigger foul territory of the coliseum, maybe they continue with that and even expand on it.
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Lmfaoooooooö
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>>66824645
Well, the Mets built their park for Chase Utley, so it can't be THAT out of line
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>>66824645
The short right field porch in Yankee Stadium was built to accommodate Babe Ruth's pull power
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>>66823976
Anri Okita
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Strikeout #16
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>>66824799
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>>66824785
building a ballpark to accommodate a dead ballplayer
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>>66824834
Is Wil Myers the most shitty overrated meme player? I hear every year about his freak power and how he's going to break out and how he has freakish power yet he sucks every year and then to top it off hell get hurt after 60 games
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>>66824785
back when you could build a stadium for a couple thousand bucks and a few bribes to some local government guys
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>>66824911
The old Yankee Stadium you fuckin' smartass.
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>>66824925
It's like if he started out as 32 year old Ryan Howard
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/mlb/, I'm scared.

The tigers fans, are delusional, they think its their time still and that they'll make playoffs.

I-Is that delusion the future of the royals?
I mean the royals are going to win the central this year and the next, but, when our time is over are we going to cling to it like desperation like the tiggers are?
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>>66824935
Early CBP's dimensions were made with Bobby Abreu in mind
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bryce harper is hitting grand slams again
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>>66824984
>
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>>66824984
Yes.
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Wait a minute. When did the Phillies Twitter become a "fun" meme twitter rather than the boring twitter it was?
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133 for Jeter
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>>66825060
Where's the meme?
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>>66825013
Again? It was his first career one.
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>2012
Oakland A's become /sp/'s team by knocking the Rangers out of the playoffs, relevance
>2014
Kansas City Royals become /sp/'s team by knocking the A's out of the playoffs, relevance
>2016
Who knocks the Royals out of the playoffs and relevance this year?
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>>66825098
16 fire emojis
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Who was he throwing to?

1B wasn't even there
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>>66822838
>First Uehara and now Okita.
I need to lay down
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>>66825114
Astros (srs)
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>>66825163
>camo
Couldn't find him.
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Even though it's still the start of the season and opponents have been fairly weak and I'm still not buying into the team being competitive just yet, I am very happy we actually, for once, swept the twins at Target field and contributed to their league worst and team worst start!
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>>66824799

Wood bang.
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>>66825106
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>>66821077
Dont fucking remind us, I don't think anyone in Houston ever thought that was a good deal. How many young players who showed promise did we give up for Giles???? Like fucking 5 of them???
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Yanks taking the series tonight. Check these dubs
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>>66824476
Literally every single pitcher is shitting the bed right now in Houston.
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>>66825407
Probably not against Stroman. He killed them last season.
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>>66820643
Does anyone here watch Japanese baseball? Last week I saw a thread on /sp/ about the Jap league and I thought it sounded somewhat interesting. Webm not really related.
>>66824946
The new one was built specifically to match the old field dimensions
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>>66825551
mchugh had a good game against the royals and i assume kikelel will still be a solid ace
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>>66825311
Highfive AL Central Sox Bros.
Here's too an entire season of fucking the Twinks and Tiggers in the ass.
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>>66825894
If the whos win the division this year it won't be because they're good, it'll be because the other teams in the central suck ass.
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>>66825970
Hey you know we'll take that any day.

>last postseason 2008

I was still in college back then. Memories ;_;
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Well, at least we can't lose today
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>>66826156
>BREAKING: Felix Hernandez tears rotator cuff taking trash out
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>>66826156
But Dat Ho tho
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>>66826220

He got injured pitching against the angels?
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>>66824984
kek
>detroilet
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>Braves
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>>66826220
>having to take the trash out in his hotel room in NY

>>66826224
Dae Ho.. more like Bae Ho. I need a Dae Ho t-shirt.
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>>66822848
>not even 7% of the season has been played so far
>Tniggers already proclaiming themselves division champs
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>>66825407
lol no
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>>66825641
I know things are going to level out, I was just saying that everything that shit sucks right now.
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>>66826292
At least they're shit right away this year. Prevented me from building any sort of hope.
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Hey guys, what's wrong with Archer?

>0-3
>5.94 ERA
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>>66824799
>walk into /sp/ to see Kobe shitposting
>get b8d into visiting MLB thread
>find new azn to fap to
OF ALL OF THE PLACES I THOUGHT I COULD GO TO GET A BREAK FROM FAPPING
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>>66826431
he's shit
rays are shit
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>>66826484
We're going to sweep the whos next.
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3 run game
R
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G
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>>66826294
It was a metaphor. He was taking Nelson Cruz out
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i ordered a hat that's too small, should i go up one or two sizes? i can fit it on my head but its tight. For some reason measuring tells me to get a XXXL, i know that's wrong.
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>>66826568
AL East is way over its quota of maybe good teams, sorry bruv rays just gotta be the designated shitshow
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>>66826706
You sure it won't be you?
>getting swept by the Yankees
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Do teams have a designated shoe color? Or could someone wear a shoe color so long as it fit the team? Like, could Altuve wear bright orange shoes, or is he relegated to whatever color the team deems(seems to always be black)
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>>66825163
He was throwing at God
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>>66826643
But Nelly has his own room
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>he doesn't bend his hat brims further

also
>jints
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>>66826822
Are you suggesting players cannot mingle in each others rooms, then leave said rooms for various activities?
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>>66826756
is this a new level of bait or something, we won last night and our ace is pitching today :^)
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Is the Trevor Story meme over?
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>>66826855
>lifelong jays fans
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Has a world series ever had two roofed stadiums?
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>>66826869
Only if you believe the Phillies starting pitchers are a meme
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>>66826838
Are you suggesting that they hurt themselves leaving rooms?
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>>66826984
>>66826984
Clint Barmes hurt himself bringing groceries home once
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>>66827003
yeah and someone couldn't play because they slept on their eye wrong
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>>66827024
Pablo Sandoval is on the DL because he warmed the bench too hard
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what if bryce signed with the yankees then got killed by a toilet seat flying down from the international space station the next day?
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>>66827039
Both are likelier than him winning a series with the Nats
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>>66827032
i assumed it was because he rolled over on his fat in his sleep
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>>66827098
Why is there so much fatshaming for Sandoval but hardly any for Colon?
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>>66825236
Listen to me retard, and listen good. The Rangers are winning the World Series this year, and you can mark my fucking words on that so make sure you're listening. The team just acquired, quite literally, the best FA left fielder that's hit the market since I don't know when because I don't really give a fucking fuck. They bolstered their bullpen last season with indisputably the best closer in the fucking league (That's Shawn Tolleson by the way because I know you wouldn't fucking know who he is because you just started watching baseball last September you dumb fucking moronic shit). Add to the fact that a corps of young studs like Roughned Odor, Delino DeShields, Joey Gallo, and Juriskon Profat or whatever the fuck his first name is, are going to TEAR UP the asshole of the AL West and the top two teams in Runs Scored last season (The New York Steroiders and some disgraceful latinos up in Canada).

Are you fucking listening? Because I'd hope you are. Because I'd hope you are prepared to get fucking SHELLED by the myriad of fucking offensive POWER HOUSES that this fucking team has. Oh? You don't know any of them? Haha silly me, I forgot that you started learning about baseball last December.

Let me give you the run down real quick, so fucking listen up and pay attention retard. Adrian Beltre was IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLY the best fucking 3B in the AL, and possibly the League and his ability to absolutely anally fuck your team's shit up in the tough spots where an RBI is needed will take the league by fucking storm. Choo, Moreland, Fielder, The Fucking Mayor of Ding Dong City? Roughly 300 HRs combined, mark it down on your scorecard. And just wait for that fucking BBC to absolutely cuck the shit out of your batters in the OF.

Post that fucking dumbshit ass pasta one more time you disgraceful spic, and just fucking watch what happens in the Regular season. Retard, thanks for listening.
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>>66827067
Dude where's my ring?
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>>66827248
That's because Colon can actually do his job.
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>>66827248
Colon didn't sign a $95 million contract and promptly give up as everyone predicted
Colon hasn't had his belt break while playing
Colon didn't injure himself in his sleep because he's so unhealthy
Colon doesn't suck at baseball
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>>66827283

this desu senpai
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Blue Jays just beat the gints in the 2016 WS in my RTTS
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>>66827354
RTTS is great
>Be the best rated LF on the Orioles
>Ride the pine
>Get traded to mariners
>Win ROY
>Next season, win MVP, belt 53 dingers
>Orioles won 60 games
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>>66827267
There are """"""""""" people"""""""" who don't think the Detroit Tigers will win the AL Central and then the pennant.
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>>66822475
The Rays radio broadcasters even spoke of the pricing for outfield seats being under $10 and some sort of $2 hot dog night.

>"That's a heck of a deal! Cheaper than going to a movie."
>"Yeah, I guess it is."
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>>66827393
I got traded to the mariners, threw 5 CGSO in a row, and then they traded Felix.

>>66827354
Also Encarnacion won AL MVP
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>>66827418
I fucking wish the Phillies would have cheap ticket prices
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>>66827393
How do you get that good in RTTS? Really 53 dingers? Are you on rookie with the sliders all the way to the right?
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>>66827446
I'm on Veteran, but I play like, one game every other series, and sim the rest. Next season I'm bumping it up though. Also, Mariners have Paul Goldschmidt to protect me in the lineup, so that's nice
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>>66827409
>4 ALCS appearances since 2006
>0 World Series wins
>Tiggers
>>66827446
>Rookie with the sliders all the way up
Playing like that gives you 100+ home runs in a season. I finished a season with regular sliders on Veteran with 54 home runs
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>>66827439
I went a bunch of times last season for $12 a pop.
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>>66827475
>tfw rookie pitching with sliders up

lemme just toss 12 perfect games a year
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>>66822848
The White Sox don't play anyone good until the 28th, so we'll be 5 games up already. Try and stop us.
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>>66827393

>He doesn't play RTTS as a speedy contact-hitting SS
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>>66826441

>not knowing anri okita

I bet you don't even know rio hamasaki
Kys senpai
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>>66827518
I have multiple RTTS. this guy started out as a 3B who can't really field, but being stuck behind Manny Machado made that change. I'm also thinking about working on the dumbest concept ever. A power knuckleballer
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>>66827439
What if there were a trade off of higher prices for seating, but $1 beers and your own personal vomit bucket?
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>>66825382
How was that in any way a joke?
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>>66827571
Nice for some, not for me. I don't drink alcohol. Alcoholism runs rampant in the family. Kinda sucks because I like bourbon
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>>66827544
I've got a dumber concepts that I have yet to enact.
>power bunting Catcher
>power changeup CP
>SP who throws nothing but breaking balls with super low velocity but maxed control and break
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>Get on third with 0 outs in the bottom of the 9th in a tie game
>3 straight strikeouts
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>>66827518
>derek jeter simulator 2016 without the endorsements

sad desu
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>>66827597
You'll be fine fampai. Moderation.
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I'm thinking my next RTTS guy with have a personal overall cap. 99 makes it boring. I think maybe 85 for my second hitter, 91 for my first pitcher
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> Reddick
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>barves and twinks both 0-9

Oh shit, we all know what's coming in 2017
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>>66827642

But my RTTS SS can actually play defense senpai
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>>66827517
every team in the AL is pretty average except for the twins desu
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>>66827517
You have the Rays next at their place.
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>>66827648
>alcoholism
>moderation

Kek
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>>66827702
Yeah, with the Braves best prospect being 47 years old, I don't know if that's gonna happen
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>>66827648
I basically have to stop at one. Which isn't too hard, but yeah.
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>>66827757
>3-6

lol?
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>>66827769
Don't know history magic
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Twinsfag checking in.

Is there a Harper tier player this year or are we just sucking for nothing
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>>66826869
>3 for 4 with two triples a single and a walk last night
>1 for 4 with a walk today

No

No.
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Official updated preseason predictions based on the games played thus far (OUPPBOGPTF)

Yankees
Orioles (WC1)
Red Sox
Rays
Jays

Tigers
Royals (WC2)
Indians
White Sox
Twins

Rangers
Astros
Mariner
Athletics
Angels

Nationals
Mets
Marlins
Phillies
Braves

Cubs
Pirates (WC2)
Cardinals
Reds
Brewers

Dodgers
Diamondbacks (WC1)
Giants
Rockies
Padres
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>>66827909
>jays last
I like this list already.
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>>66827909

>Dbags

Their season died with Pollock's elbow
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>>66827909
>he fell for the early season meme teams
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>>66822848
Tigers """"""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""" really belive this.
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fucking Coors field and its meme elevation screwing with ball distance
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>>66822270
Sauce on the girl on the right please.
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>>66827909
>Yankees 1st
No
>Tigers 1st
Yes
>Rags
Maybe
>Nationals
Maybe
>Cubs
Yes
>Dodgers
Yes

Not too bad tbhdesu
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>>66827978

Calm down, senpai. Going to a pitcher's park tomorrow where baseball isn't a meme.
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>>66827978
Get fucked jints.
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>>66827978
Other teams are allowed to hit the ball too, you know. Also, did any of the Rockies runs come off the long ball?
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>>66827978
This. Fuck Coors.
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Would you rather have a pitcher with less movement on his breaking pitches, but a bigger gap in velocity from his fastball, or one with a smaller gap and move movement?
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>>66828057
No, they came off shitty bloops that carried over the infield
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>>66822848

So what are the white sox supposed to do? Lose to shitty teams?

Enjoy your burnt out justin verlander faget, we /elitelatos/ now
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>>66827978
Brandon Belt would not have had 3 home runs in the series if it weren't for the Coors meme so shut up.
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>>66828075
But more movement equals bigger gap
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>>66828075
Movement. Only the best of the best hitters can pick up and adjust to movement but any old league average hitter can adjust to velo changes.
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>>66828118
No, it does not.

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/
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>>66827896
>>66827896
>>66827896
Please respond
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>>66828090
That doesn't answer why the jints couldn't seem to do the same shit. Unless of course they are just a bad team.
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>>66826341
THIS. Same goes for the orioles, jints, doyers, and cubs fags too.

>not even 10 fucking games yet of the 162 game season
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>>66828057

>He thinks the Coors meme comes from just dingers

http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/parkfactor/_/year/2015

That gigantic outfield causes constant bloop singles and stretches singles into XBH's
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