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What an op
>>66820675
it even shows the Spanish radio stations
Who /goingforthesweep/ here?
http://www.milb.com/content/page.jsp?ymd=20070115&content_id=41616958&sid=t279&vkey=tickets
when I retire I am moving to this one meme town. Two teams share a stadium so I would get 140 games of baseball for $225
FIFTEEN KS
Bravo Vince
dodgers
>>66820725
Reporting in
ARE THE TIGERS ELITE?
>roylels
Unpopular opinion: asian bitches are ugly
also in for Yanks
>>66820725
>>66820767
Not gonna happen tonight
White Sox
velasquez and story in the hall of fame when
>>66820793
>Unpopular opinion: asian bitches are ugly
Only beta losers that cant get a white girls goes for asians. Give me Latinas everyday
Kids walk up song should be Vince McMahons theme
Holy shit he has a nerdy voice
>>66820796
>50 pitches
>2 outs
>Couldn't get out of the 1st
Are they, dare I say it, a .500 team?
>Velasquez
>16 Ks
>0 BBs
who else /swish/ here?
Also: Ronald Torreyes is the next altuve
The Phillies have their third shutout in the first 10 games. Last time they did that was 1954 when they had 4 shutouts. It took the Phillies 84 games to get to 3 shutouts last season
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Vince Velasquez struck out 16 batters today, 25 in his first two starts as a Phillie, a record. He was 1 k away from tying the Phillies record for strikouts in a game
>>66820853
Latinas turn obese before 30 bro
>>66820893
>107 years
>>66820909
Phillies starting pitching looking amazing desu
>>66820926
All for the price of Ken Giles
>>66820909
Forget Nola and Eickoff this dude will be the future ace
HAZELRAKER DOES IT AGAIN
>>66820916
>the next altuve
>63.2% success stealing bases in the minors
loving every laugh
>>66821080
Tbf, Nola and Eickhoff were projected as #2s at best
>16 strikeouts
>mfw phillies stars have the best ERA in the league
>mfw no more Harang Williams or Buchanan
>>66820853
Yeah, it's not because they fuck you silly and don't give you nearly as much shit. Getting a white girl would be ten thousand times easier than trying to bring my fiance over from the Philippines, but the headaches and trouble just aren't worth it. Ever been in a fight with a Latina bitch? Better you just fuck em and forget em.
Also Tigers.
>>66821088
HAZELGOAT
Phillies are ELITE
>>66820643
not a fan of this ctrl a MLB.com/schedule meme
>>66821125
on top of that Giles is shitting it up in Houston
>>66821126
>irl would be ten thousand times easier than trying to bring my fiance over from the Philippines, but the headaches and trouble just aren't worth it. Ever been in a fight with a Latina bitch? Better you just fuck em and forget em.
>He doesn't know how to handle himself in an argument with a woman
>Tigers Fans confirmed for Cucks
>>66821239
As a Phillies fan, I want him to be dominant there
>>66821249
I can handle myself in an argument with a woman, thank you. Just like I can fix a virus laden computer that my dad fucked up, I can get charges that someone who stole my identity made removed from my credit report, and I can get comcast to send a black dude to my house who doesn't know what a cable card is to install one too. But I can think of things that are much better uses of my time, like getting my dick sucked and watching sports.
>>66821207
this
Im gonna make the next OP. And I'm gonna make /mlb/ great again
How the fuck are two teams still .000??? Is this historic?
>tfw day off
>>66821468
Twins are about to be 0-9. When was the last time that happened?
>Jays
>>66821468
Last thread someone said it was about to be, last time was like 1897
gg Rats
>>66821519
never for the Twins. Orioles went 0 and 21 one year
Cleve Land Goat
How many games has the rule that the histrionic NY media forced on the MLB cost teams?
>>66820643
I'd slide into her home plate, if you know what I mean.
>>66821510
>tfw no day off for almost two weeks to start the season
>Twins fan
>mfw I spent way too much for tickets for Monday night's game a few months back
>the Minnesota Tloses
0 - 9 Swept by the White Sox.
White sox
>white sox are 5 (FIVE) games above .500
MADNESS
Someone wake me up I'm dreaming.
>9 games in
Oh right...
>>66821865
What do you mean?
>>66822098
When you nod your head yes
J A I M E
A
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M
E
>>66820725
AWWW YEAH!
>>66820643
I'M GOING TO NEED SAUCE ON OP NOW!!!!!!!
>>66822089
Forgot my soxcat
>The Twins in 1990 finished 2nd to last in the AL and dead last in their division
>The Braves finished last in the NL and last overall in baseball in 1990
>The 1991 world series was Twins vs. Braves
G-GUYS IS THE 2017 WORLD SERIES GOING TO BE TWINS VS BRAVES?
Jaime Garcia with a gamescore of 97
>Pie rats
>roylels
4 of the 5 AL Central teams are above .500
3 are above .700
Elite division confirmed?
>>66822400
>gamescore
Fuck off sabertard
>>66822359
The '91 series is also seen as the GOAT world series as well.
>Kirby in game six
>>66822405
>Being this obsessed with the royals
Why m8 :^)
>Buffalo bisons had a crowd of 13k while the TB rays had 10k
TOP KEK
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P
K
E
K
>>66822422
>It's another 'neckbeard intentionally makes inflammatory posts that he doesn't even agree with to try and get a rise to fill the hole in his soul' episode.
Whats the general consensus with whether to walk the batsman when there is one out and runners on 2nd and 3rd?
>>66822270
>Right girl retired from porn to focus on a singing career just this week.
Tigers are for real
Roylels are a shit meme team with meme drips and shit rotation
Whos haven't played a good team and are also shit
Indians might pose a threat but we're still better
>TLOSES
Anyone want to give me any reasons why the Tigers won't run away with the Central this year?
>>66822809
There are way too many variables in that situation to give you a straight up answer.
>Score
>Inning
>Who is on base
>Who is pitching
>How many pitches have they thrown
>Who is left in the pen
>Who is on deck
>How often does the batter on deck hit into a double play
>How often does the current batter strike out
The list can go on for a good few pages. It's only answerable on a case by case basis.
>Phillies at .500
>Nola, Eickoff, and Velasquez are tearing it up
>Jimmy Rollins is starting on a team that's 6-2
>mfw
I know the ride has to end at some point, but I'm fucking loving it for now
>>66822809
pretty much this
>>66823071
but as a general rule, I wouldn't. Unless tie game, bottom 9th.
>>66823071
>>66823189
Thanks senpais.
I was always of the inclination to do so as in terms of risk vs reward, it was worth it.
Watching more baseball games now suggest otherwise.
>>66822848
Your manager
Most recent 16+ K & 0 BB CG SHO
April 14, 2016: Vincent Velasquez
June 15, 2015: Max Scherzer
Aug 28, 1998: Randy Johmson
Aug 25, 1998: Roger Clemens
When today's start has a worst comparison of Carlos Carrasco, I think it's safe to say Vinny V will have a good career
>>66822809
Heston just walked someone with 2 & 3, 2 outs. I know it's not the same, but sometimes you just don't want to take the chance, especially if you're trying to get out of a jam. That being said, the guy he got to, just doubled in a run.
>>66822848
>>66823378
And bullpen and starters other than Verlander.
Gints getting blown the fuck out by a meme offense
>>66823418
Kerry Wood 1998
he can still get BTFO by injuries
>>66823468
Bullpen and starters other than Verlander manhandled the pierats who were projected to win the central so GET FUCKED
Giles trade looks worse by the day.
>>66823483
>9 runs today
>10 runs yesterday
>not a single one of them from Story Home Runs
>>66823541
>0BB
>>66823483
Gints bullpen is 3lite.
JUST
>>66823756
ANd regardless, Wood had a much worse delivery than Velasquez
>>66823585
>pierats who were projected to win the central
>this dumb Detoilet nigger forgot about the Cubs
>>66823696
Story did have 2 triples though.
>>66823672
Who did they trade to get him?
>>66822838
name?
>>66823925
Why would I care about meme teams like the cusb or roylels?
>>66823585
Who projected the pierats to win the central?
>>66823840
LOW AIR DENSITY
>>66823959
Vincent Velasquez, Mark Appel, Brett Oberholzter, and Thomas Eshelman.
>>66823987
>Cubs
>Meme team
Pick one
Let's say that when Oakland can actually design a new ballpark, that they have a really good young player. One that even they couldn't trade away on a contract year. Would they design the park to accommodate his strengths?
hypothetically speaking of course
>>66823987
Same reason why anyone would care about the Tiggers beating up on one of them, dipshit.
>>66824065
I know Mark Appel was supposed to be good, but I don't know any of those other names. They any good?
>>66824235
Oberholzter has had time in the Majors, he's an innings eater. Velasquez just had a 16 K 0 BB CGSHO, and 25 K in his two Phillies starts. Appel, I haven't followed him too deep in the Minors, and Eshelman is best known for walking 7 or so batters in 4 years of college
>>66824065
Phillies fucking the astros back after the pence deal
Haha
Where my philly shitposters at?
>>66824337
Damn, that's a lot to give up for a guy who only pitches one inning a game.
>>66823987
>hurrrr we good now because we beat a meme team
>durrrr why would I care about meme teams
Detoilet """"" fans""""", everyone
>>66820643
WHO IS GRILL
>>66824370
We're wanting Giles to succeed, because we legitimately like him?
>>66824400
To be fair, they're all pitchers, and Houston Has a strong rotation as it is(unless everyone just regressed, I haven't been following the Stros)
>>66824414
Somebody who is waaaaaaaaaay outta your league.
>>66824209
they wont increase their payroll enough to retain some key players theres no chance they will pony up 200+ million for a new stadium
>>66824486
It's a hypothetical situation. you could replace Oakland with any team.
>>66824209
Your hypothetical will never happen though so what's the point of addressing it?
The best thing they could do is design a hitters park so that no names can put up big numbers to attract player interest from fans and other teams
>>66824337
>tfw went to school with eshelman
>nigga balls deep in some sloot over in the minors while im here shitting up /mlb/ during neet hours
>>66824528
you wouldnt build a stadium just to accomodate a single players strengths, they are already trying to get more pop up guys in the pitching staff because of the bigger foul territory of the coliseum, maybe they continue with that and even expand on it.
Lmfaoooooooö
>>66824645
Well, the Mets built their park for Chase Utley, so it can't be THAT out of line
>>66824645
The short right field porch in Yankee Stadium was built to accommodate Babe Ruth's pull power
>>66823976
Anri Okita
Strikeout #16
>>66824785
building a ballpark to accommodate a dead ballplayer
>>66824834
Is Wil Myers the most shitty overrated meme player? I hear every year about his freak power and how he's going to break out and how he has freakish power yet he sucks every year and then to top it off hell get hurt after 60 games
>>66824785
back when you could build a stadium for a couple thousand bucks and a few bribes to some local government guys
>>66824911
The old Yankee Stadium you fuckin' smartass.
>>66824925
It's like if he started out as 32 year old Ryan Howard
/mlb/, I'm scared.
The tigers fans, are delusional, they think its their time still and that they'll make playoffs.
I-Is that delusion the future of the royals?
I mean the royals are going to win the central this year and the next, but, when our time is over are we going to cling to it like desperation like the tiggers are?
>>66824935
Early CBP's dimensions were made with Bobby Abreu in mind
bryce harper is hitting grand slams again
>>66824984
Yes.
Wait a minute. When did the Phillies Twitter become a "fun" meme twitter rather than the boring twitter it was?
133 for Jeter
>>66825060
Where's the meme?
>>66825013
Again? It was his first career one.
>2012
Oakland A's become /sp/'s team by knocking the Rangers out of the playoffs, relevance
>2014
Kansas City Royals become /sp/'s team by knocking the A's out of the playoffs, relevance
>2016
Who knocks the Royals out of the playoffs and relevance this year?
>>66825098
16 fire emojis
Who was he throwing to?
1B wasn't even there
>>66822838
>First Uehara and now Okita.
I need to lay down
>>66825114
Astros (srs)
>>66825163
>camo
Couldn't find him.
Even though it's still the start of the season and opponents have been fairly weak and I'm still not buying into the team being competitive just yet, I am very happy we actually, for once, swept the twins at Target field and contributed to their league worst and team worst start!
>>66824799
Wood bang.
>>66821077
Dont fucking remind us, I don't think anyone in Houston ever thought that was a good deal. How many young players who showed promise did we give up for Giles???? Like fucking 5 of them???
Yanks taking the series tonight. Check these dubs
>>66824476
Literally every single pitcher is shitting the bed right now in Houston.
>>66825407
Probably not against Stroman. He killed them last season.
>>66820643
Does anyone here watch Japanese baseball? Last week I saw a thread on /sp/ about the Jap league and I thought it sounded somewhat interesting. Webm not really related.
>>66824946
The new one was built specifically to match the old field dimensions
>>66825551
mchugh had a good game against the royals and i assume kikelel will still be a solid ace
>>66825311
Highfive AL Central Sox Bros.
Here's too an entire season of fucking the Twinks and Tiggers in the ass.
>>66825894
If the whos win the division this year it won't be because they're good, it'll be because the other teams in the central suck ass.
>>66825970
Hey you know we'll take that any day.
>last postseason 2008
I was still in college back then. Memories ;_;
Well, at least we can't lose today
>>66826156
>BREAKING: Felix Hernandez tears rotator cuff taking trash out
>>66826156
But Dat Ho tho
>>66826220
He got injured pitching against the angels?
>>66824984
kek
>detroilet
>Braves
>>66826220
>having to take the trash out in his hotel room in NY
>>66826224
Dae Ho.. more like Bae Ho. I need a Dae Ho t-shirt.
>>66822848
>not even 7% of the season has been played so far
>Tniggers already proclaiming themselves division champs
>>66825407
lol no
>>66825641
I know things are going to level out, I was just saying that everything that shit sucks right now.
>>66826292
At least they're shit right away this year. Prevented me from building any sort of hope.
Hey guys, what's wrong with Archer?
>0-3
>5.94 ERA
>>66824799
>walk into /sp/ to see Kobe shitposting
>get b8d into visiting MLB thread
>find new azn to fap to
OF ALL OF THE PLACES I THOUGHT I COULD GO TO GET A BREAK FROM FAPPING
>>66826431
he's shit
rays are shit
>>66826484
We're going to sweep the whos next.
3 run game
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>>66826294
It was a metaphor. He was taking Nelson Cruz out
i ordered a hat that's too small, should i go up one or two sizes? i can fit it on my head but its tight. For some reason measuring tells me to get a XXXL, i know that's wrong.
>>66826568
AL East is way over its quota of maybe good teams, sorry bruv rays just gotta be the designated shitshow
>>66826706
You sure it won't be you?
>getting swept by the Yankees
Do teams have a designated shoe color? Or could someone wear a shoe color so long as it fit the team? Like, could Altuve wear bright orange shoes, or is he relegated to whatever color the team deems(seems to always be black)
>>66825163
He was throwing at God
>>66826643
But Nelly has his own room
>he doesn't bend his hat brims further
also
>jints
>>66826822
Are you suggesting players cannot mingle in each others rooms, then leave said rooms for various activities?
>>66826756
is this a new level of bait or something, we won last night and our ace is pitching today :^)
Is the Trevor Story meme over?
>>66826855
>lifelong jays fans
Has a world series ever had two roofed stadiums?
>>66826869
Only if you believe the Phillies starting pitchers are a meme
>>66826838
Are you suggesting that they hurt themselves leaving rooms?
>>66826984
>>66826984
Clint Barmes hurt himself bringing groceries home once
>>66827003
yeah and someone couldn't play because they slept on their eye wrong
>>66827024
Pablo Sandoval is on the DL because he warmed the bench too hard
what if bryce signed with the yankees then got killed by a toilet seat flying down from the international space station the next day?
>>66827039
Both are likelier than him winning a series with the Nats
>>66827032
i assumed it was because he rolled over on his fat in his sleep
>>66827098
Why is there so much fatshaming for Sandoval but hardly any for Colon?
>>66825236
Listen to me retard, and listen good. The Rangers are winning the World Series this year, and you can mark my fucking words on that so make sure you're listening. The team just acquired, quite literally, the best FA left fielder that's hit the market since I don't know when because I don't really give a fucking fuck. They bolstered their bullpen last season with indisputably the best closer in the fucking league (That's Shawn Tolleson by the way because I know you wouldn't fucking know who he is because you just started watching baseball last September you dumb fucking moronic shit). Add to the fact that a corps of young studs like Roughned Odor, Delino DeShields, Joey Gallo, and Juriskon Profat or whatever the fuck his first name is, are going to TEAR UP the asshole of the AL West and the top two teams in Runs Scored last season (The New York Steroiders and some disgraceful latinos up in Canada).
Are you fucking listening? Because I'd hope you are. Because I'd hope you are prepared to get fucking SHELLED by the myriad of fucking offensive POWER HOUSES that this fucking team has. Oh? You don't know any of them? Haha silly me, I forgot that you started learning about baseball last December.
Let me give you the run down real quick, so fucking listen up and pay attention retard. Adrian Beltre was IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLY the best fucking 3B in the AL, and possibly the League and his ability to absolutely anally fuck your team's shit up in the tough spots where an RBI is needed will take the league by fucking storm. Choo, Moreland, Fielder, The Fucking Mayor of Ding Dong City? Roughly 300 HRs combined, mark it down on your scorecard. And just wait for that fucking BBC to absolutely cuck the shit out of your batters in the OF.
Post that fucking dumbshit ass pasta one more time you disgraceful spic, and just fucking watch what happens in the Regular season. Retard, thanks for listening.
>>66827067
Dude where's my ring?
>>66827248
That's because Colon can actually do his job.
>>66827248
Colon didn't sign a $95 million contract and promptly give up as everyone predicted
Colon hasn't had his belt break while playing
Colon didn't injure himself in his sleep because he's so unhealthy
Colon doesn't suck at baseball
>>66827283
this desu senpai
Blue Jays just beat the gints in the 2016 WS in my RTTS
>>66827354
RTTS is great
>Be the best rated LF on the Orioles
>Ride the pine
>Get traded to mariners
>Win ROY
>Next season, win MVP, belt 53 dingers
>Orioles won 60 games
>>66827267
There are """"""""""" people"""""""" who don't think the Detroit Tigers will win the AL Central and then the pennant.
>>66822475
The Rays radio broadcasters even spoke of the pricing for outfield seats being under $10 and some sort of $2 hot dog night.
>"That's a heck of a deal! Cheaper than going to a movie."
>"Yeah, I guess it is."
>>66827393
I got traded to the mariners, threw 5 CGSO in a row, and then they traded Felix.
>>66827354
Also Encarnacion won AL MVP
>>66827418
I fucking wish the Phillies would have cheap ticket prices
>>66827393
How do you get that good in RTTS? Really 53 dingers? Are you on rookie with the sliders all the way to the right?
>>66827446
I'm on Veteran, but I play like, one game every other series, and sim the rest. Next season I'm bumping it up though. Also, Mariners have Paul Goldschmidt to protect me in the lineup, so that's nice
>>66827409
>4 ALCS appearances since 2006
>0 World Series wins
>Tiggers
>>66827446
>Rookie with the sliders all the way up
Playing like that gives you 100+ home runs in a season. I finished a season with regular sliders on Veteran with 54 home runs
>>66827439
I went a bunch of times last season for $12 a pop.
>>66827475
>tfw rookie pitching with sliders up
lemme just toss 12 perfect games a year
>>66822848
The White Sox don't play anyone good until the 28th, so we'll be 5 games up already. Try and stop us.
>>66827393
>He doesn't play RTTS as a speedy contact-hitting SS
>>66826441
>not knowing anri okita
I bet you don't even know rio hamasaki
Kys senpai
>>66827518
I have multiple RTTS. this guy started out as a 3B who can't really field, but being stuck behind Manny Machado made that change. I'm also thinking about working on the dumbest concept ever. A power knuckleballer
>>66827439
What if there were a trade off of higher prices for seating, but $1 beers and your own personal vomit bucket?
>>66825382
How was that in any way a joke?
>>66827571
Nice for some, not for me. I don't drink alcohol. Alcoholism runs rampant in the family. Kinda sucks because I like bourbon
>>66827544
I've got a dumber concepts that I have yet to enact.
>power bunting Catcher
>power changeup CP
>SP who throws nothing but breaking balls with super low velocity but maxed control and break
>Get on third with 0 outs in the bottom of the 9th in a tie game
>3 straight strikeouts
>>66827518
>derek jeter simulator 2016 without the endorsements
sad desu
>>66827597
You'll be fine fampai. Moderation.
I'm thinking my next RTTS guy with have a personal overall cap. 99 makes it boring. I think maybe 85 for my second hitter, 91 for my first pitcher
> Reddick
>barves and twinks both 0-9
Oh shit, we all know what's coming in 2017
>>66827642
But my RTTS SS can actually play defense senpai
>>66827517
every team in the AL is pretty average except for the twins desu
>>66827517
You have the Rays next at their place.
>>66827648
>alcoholism
>moderation
Kek
>>66827702
Yeah, with the Braves best prospect being 47 years old, I don't know if that's gonna happen
>>66827648
I basically have to stop at one. Which isn't too hard, but yeah.
>>66827757
>3-6
lol?
>>66827769
Don't know history magic
Twinsfag checking in.
Is there a Harper tier player this year or are we just sucking for nothing
>>66826869
>3 for 4 with two triples a single and a walk last night
>1 for 4 with a walk today
No
No.
Official updated preseason predictions based on the games played thus far (OUPPBOGPTF)
Yankees
Orioles (WC1)
Red Sox
Rays
Jays
Tigers
Royals (WC2)
Indians
White Sox
Twins
Rangers
Astros
Mariner
Athletics
Angels
Nationals
Mets
Marlins
Phillies
Braves
Cubs
Pirates (WC2)
Cardinals
Reds
Brewers
Dodgers
Diamondbacks (WC1)
Giants
Rockies
Padres
>>66827909
>jays last
I like this list already.
>>66827909
>Dbags
Their season died with Pollock's elbow
>>66827909
>he fell for the early season meme teams
>>66822848
Tigers """"""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""" really belive this.
fucking Coors field and its meme elevation screwing with ball distance
>>66822270
Sauce on the girl on the right please.
>>66827909
>Yankees 1st
No
>Tigers 1st
Yes
>Rags
Maybe
>Nationals
Maybe
>Cubs
Yes
>Dodgers
Yes
Not too bad tbhdesu
>>66827978
Calm down, senpai. Going to a pitcher's park tomorrow where baseball isn't a meme.
>>66827978
Get fucked jints.
>>66827978
Other teams are allowed to hit the ball too, you know. Also, did any of the Rockies runs come off the long ball?
>>66827978
This. Fuck Coors.
Would you rather have a pitcher with less movement on his breaking pitches, but a bigger gap in velocity from his fastball, or one with a smaller gap and move movement?
>>66828057
No, they came off shitty bloops that carried over the infield
>>66822848
So what are the white sox supposed to do? Lose to shitty teams?
Enjoy your burnt out justin verlander faget, we /elitelatos/ now
>>66827978
Brandon Belt would not have had 3 home runs in the series if it weren't for the Coors meme so shut up.
>>66828075
But more movement equals bigger gap
>>66828075
Movement. Only the best of the best hitters can pick up and adjust to movement but any old league average hitter can adjust to velo changes.
>>66828118
No, it does not.
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/
>>66827896
>>66827896
>>66827896
Please respond
>>66828090
That doesn't answer why the jints couldn't seem to do the same shit. Unless of course they are just a bad team.
>>66826341
THIS. Same goes for the orioles, jints, doyers, and cubs fags too.
>not even 10 fucking games yet of the 162 game season
>>66828057
>He thinks the Coors meme comes from just dingers
http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/parkfactor/_/year/2015
That gigantic outfield causes constant bloop singles and stretches singles into XBH's
I'm trying so hard not to try and contact her. Help me, bros. I totally understand how people violate orders of protection now.
>>66827003
Jacob deGrom once broke a finger castrating a calf
>>66828152
Bloop outfield hits are basically random, senpai. Sometimes a team can't get any and sometimes they string together a shitload in one inning. It's why the park is a meme and has no business hosting MLB games.
>.162 avg
>2 HR
>Atodd Frazdunn
>fell for the NL babby has-been meme again
Redsfans, calling you out for real. Watch your fucking backs. We ain't fucking playing.
>>66828273
BTFO
T
F
O
>>66828273
does he insist on bringing his kid to the clubhouse, maybe you can use that
>>66828273
Poor FrazGOAT just hasn't been the same since he won the HR Derby
It's not fair tBh desu fAm sempai
>>66828260
Well, we'll see what you say when the rockies sweep you at AT&T.
>yfw abreu is realizing he has some chucklefuck hitting behind him again and will keep swinging at the low ouside breaking ball since it's better than giving toddunn a chance
>>66828350
Same thing happened to Cespedes. HR Derby confirmed sham?
>>66828420
but he was great last season
The Tigers have the AL shook as fuck and any response to this post only confirms it
Who needs pitching when you have the highest BA in the league
>>66828440
After he won the HR Derby
>>66828460
>2012 WS.slideshow
>>66828420
He was pretty good in the 2nd half last year though
And the home run derby "curse" has existed forever. Probably because it messes with guy's swings.
>>66828399
>the shit Q and Abreu put up with
>>66828473
yeah so Frazier should be good now, but he sucks
>>66828460
Justin Upton a true nigga.
Roylel's Gordon and who's Frazier can suck it.
>>66828480
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
>first week of the season
>shitcago already turning on the Toddfather
Come back home, we miss you
>>66828523
>tigays tripfag that isn't nohs
Did nohs get too btfo by the royals that he won't show up ever again?
>>66827909
you're a list is shit and you're should kill yourself
>>66822809
>pic
triggered the Mario player in me ("no challenge there, pointless") before I realized it was about feels
>>66828614
>nohs
>>66828528
Will he at least get better after the first week? If not, then when?
>>66828766
Reds vs Cubs
>>66828766
O's-Rag's where
>royals, blue jays, tigers, and astros coming up
At least we'll have another shot at sweeping Memeattle after those losses.
>>66825591
I watch bits and pieces of the nip league when i cant go to sleep and find a ustream at 2 am. It is super cool to see how many fucks they give about baseball and how hard they cheer
>>66829124
No one gives a shit.
You posted something similar earlier and it was ignored.
Fuck off
Where the royos @ stors thread
>>66829162
You don't understand what "crazy" means, do you?
>>66829162
And yet here you are responding.
>>66829124
She's fucking dudes much bigger and stronger than you as we speak anon. All you can do now is watch baseball with us.
>>66822838
She's 30 this year. That's ancient for a japanese pornstar.
>>66829453
should come to this country and become an american pornstar
>>66822838
>tfw she is probably getting gangbanged by a meeting room full of jpop executives as we post
does anybody have the honor and loyalty guide my fastball pic
>>66829124
>>66829349
What the fuck Donaldson. Is there any stopping this madman?
>>66825591
>The new one was built specifically to match the old field dimensions
Well it failed since the new ballpark is a fucking launching pad.
>>66827909
>Diamondbacks (WC1)
>>66827518
No but this is what I built my Diamond Dynasty SS.
So far 82 OVR, 65ish speed right now.
>>66829124
>not using *67
>Go on fangraphs
>They are promoting an article about Gibby's dress comments
>It's written by a woman
I wonder what side she will take :/
Should I trade Kris Bryant for Zach Grienke and Johnathon Papelbon? I feel like I'm coming out on top here since I only have 3 saves from my relievers all season, but i'm really bad at judging trades. this is my team
>>66830477
do it
>>66830477
Grenkie is sucking ass this year do it
As a dodgersfag who works nights i fucking hate home games.
I want cozy 3 PM eastern games instead of these late ass 7pm starts. the next road trip cant come soon enough
>>66830535
its only 2 starts but i'd be receiving greinke/pap for bryant
>>66827909
All but one of the nationals wins has been against the barves
Scherzer and Strasburg both look beatable
The Rangers are extremely overrated
You know what just fuck you faggot
>>66828460
>that bullpen
>winning a playoff series
>with
>that
>bullpen
>>66830674
He's just got blind hope that they will produce that way until August.
>>66826789
>/tv/ enters to the thread
White sox
>>66830830
It actually looks like one of his grandkids just got a sticker in a bubble gum pack and stuck it on gandpap's eye patch.
this springer guy is pretty shit astrobrehs
Will the Asstros get no hit tonight?
>>66828460
>Tigers fans actually belive shit pitching won't fuck them over.
You can't make this shit up
I will refer to Minnesota's team as the Ts until they get a single win
>>66830995
To think, the Indians entertained the idea of trading for him this offseason. Just would have had to give up Salazar. It seems like every trade partner just wanted to fleece them of Carrasco and Salazar in every deal.
>people laughed at the ian kennedy deal
>cuckstros
>>66831037
Somewhere, Chuck Knoblauch is crying a single tear...
>>66831036
>>66830674
if you weren't shook to the bone you would have had no reason to respond.
>>66831037
Top kek
>>66831066
Ian Kennedy is actually a really good signing by the Royals. His peripherals from last year suugest that he was much better than his record and base level stats indicated. Hes gonna be very good for the Royals. I really wanted the Cubs to consider him over Lackey and Hammel.
>>66831100
Nice duo uncle dubs. I'm looking forward to the Indians v Tigers series.
asstros getting drip dripped
Especially excited for tomorrow thru Sunday against the Mest to see who wins the pitching battle. Plus, URINE!
>probably the Mest
>tfw no twinks gf to tease
>>66831161
going by this general everyone and their mothers is waiting on their team vs The Detroit Tigers.
>>66831220
>This is a 10/10 in Minnesota
Prince Fielder has 10 RBIs in 10 games and fangraphs says he's been worth -0.2 fwar
when the fuck will this meme die that anything sabr is good because its clearly not
>>66831066
>implying he won't implode halfway through the season
>>66831221
I enjoy every division game. Those are the most important and usually the most fun ones to watch.
>>66830566
Giantsbro who works graveyard shift here. West coast games that go only 8.5 innings tend to end right as I'm leaving for work, so a lot of games end up ok for me.
What time do you start work?
>>66831255
Grandpa escaped his nursing home!
Which one should I tune into?
DRIP DRIP DRIP
>>66831289
I'm just shitposting heavily bruh
>>66831291
I work 11 PM - 7 AM. and I like to take 15 minutes to shower and change and I leave for work at 10:45 so any game that goes over 10 innings is fucked for me
>>66831324
reds cubs probably, astros game is already over
>>66820643
>tfw female friend has this exact body and keeps teasing me with sexy snapchats even though I know she's not really interested
>>66831324
Vikings
>>66831359
if i was less lazy i would shop a Sox logo on that slags helmet
>>66831359
girls like that are the worst, shes just using you to prop up her self esteem, you should start hinting that shes getting too fat untill she develops an eating disorder 2bh fampai
>>66831307
replying with a stupid fucking meme doesnt validate your point you pig fuck
what are you, a fucking jew?
>>66831359
She's not your friend. Cut contact.
>>66831255
Everything else he has done on the field is trash and hes cost his team more games over the course of a season. Thats why.
would the (current) best Japanese baseball team beat the best MLB team?
>>66831126
Kennedy had the worst OOPS in all of baseball by a lot. Idk where youre getting the idea that his advanced metrics show he was better than he looked.
He was actually worse than he was.
He's not a shit pitcher, he's just been on shit teams with shit bullpens and not so good offenses in a division with good pitching and good offence.
BTW hit me with that ARZ @ LAD game thread I'm on my way to the game.
>>66831220
EYO LEMME GET DAT VANILLA SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM
SAY NO MORE SENPAI
>>66831426
lol
>>66831459
tbqh, and I dont really know why, but I think it looks kinda cute
>>66831396
nah we're close as fuck. she'll blog deep-ass shit to me at 4 AM when i'm asleep, it's weird
it's just that she's way more attractive than me so there's all this one-sided sexual tension
maybe if i lost 100 pounds she'd be into me. i'm kind of bullish on that idea sometimes.
>>66831391
from the neck-down she is no joke identical the the girl in OP pic, everyone says she's too skinny if anything
>>66831426
Darvish, Tanaka, Iwakuma, otani, Kenta would be enough to match a top 5 rotation of like Kershaw, Bum, Scherzer, Sale, Greinke.
Maeda finessed his way around a mostly all-star team for 7 innings actually collectively no hit that fucking team.
>>66831438
You're right. I must have either been thinking of his 2014 season or a different pitcher. I could have sworn he was better last year instead of 2014.
>Barstool Sports @barstoolsports 11h11 hours ago
>The Red Sox reportedly won't play Pablo Sandoval until he loses weight
GET
FUCKED
YOU FAT FUCKING SACK OF PATHETIC USELESS FUCKING SLOBBY MEXICAN SHIT
>>66831426
A Japanese national/all-star team could probably be World Series contenders because they have a deep talent pool with lots of resources, but I wouldn't ever put the best NPB team up against the best MLB team.
>>66831426
like the japanese national team, with darvish, maeda, otani etc?
if so then it would be a pretty even matchup, they'd be like the current mets, good pitching can't hit
>>66831536
that's a bit too far senpai
>>66831550
>you will never earn 20 million us dollars a year to get fat
assisted suicide legal when fucking trudeau
>>66831359
>>66831517
She's interested dude
Shit or get off the pot
>>66831426
They'd be able to pitch well, but their combined team BA would be about .150
Could definitely compete though. Never believed the whole "every other country actually sucks at baseball thing"
>>66831597
trust me i legit look like pic related
she's not interested. maybe emotionally she is but then she remembers how i look.
like i said, if i completely turned around my appearance i think something could happen but nothing before that
>>66831550
>mfw he balloons up to 400 lbs just so there's no possible way that he'll fit through the club house doors
>>66831693
If she's emotionally interested in you it does not matter that you look like a neckbeard. Just show some confidence and show that you're starting to work on your appearance and she will be yours.
Cardinals desu
>Mike Pelfrey against Keuchel
>bad Verlander
>against the team the roylels just beat
>>66831695
that'd be a really good thing tbqh with you Joe because then he will stop hogging the ipad in the dugout
>>66831693
Then fucking work on your appearance you lazy shit. Working out an hour a day is not that difficult.
>>66831550
>p-p-p-pero thass why i leff the giants mang
>>66831785
When you have an actual job finding that amount of time when your not dog tired is actually really difficult. NEETS wont understand.
>>66831550
And Pablo will still mooch millions off of the Sox
>>66831822
it really likely is, the whole "respect" thing was probably the giants wanting to include a weight clause or something like that and he refused it
>>66831693
>>66831785
In addition, cutting out junk food/soda isn't hard and that'd benefit your wallet too.
Honestly, be more selfish about the situation if for no other reason than getting into better shape.
>>66831857
you dont have to exercise just eat better
>be 5'11"
>weigh 240 lbs
>get paid 95 million American dollars to ride the Red Sux bench
how the fuck do I sign up????????
>>66831857
I work 40 hours a week and have more than enough time to spend on exercise. If your job makes you physically tired you shouldn't be fat to begin with because it means it's something arduous.
>>66831862
No, that's literally what's been reported.
Giants offered him a comparable deal to the Sox (albeit less a little bit), but he rejected it SPECIFICALLY because it had a weight clause.
It's part of why Sox fans are furious right now.
>ORIOLELS
>>66831898
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I don't think so tbqh with you Joe
>o's
>le peak the first week of the season team
>>66831898
>240
Ill just pretend like that's a typo friend.
>>66831941
how much has he gained since SF??????? Xd
>>66831785
you're right anon, thanks
inb4 she still won't fuck me tho
w/e someone else will
>>66831898
>240 lbs
>this is 240lbs
And you say you weigh "350"?
You must be one big fella
Orioles
>>66831857
I felt this way until I actually got into shape. You sleep better and have far more energy.
>>66831898
Hey Boston, I'm shorter and weigh more. Gimme gimme gimme dem moneys.
>>66831979
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/red_sox/2016/04/drellich_former_trainer_says_pablo_sandoval_needs_baby_sitter_to_control
>pablard flabdoval
>five aces
>red cux contracts
>>66831981
>>66831920
wtf even happend, it was 3-1 oreos and they had a runner at 3rd and 2nd last i checked
not that im complaining
>>66831973
Its real simple. Exercise will get you into better shape and give you more confidence. Most women respond to guys who are confident. Even if you're a literal 7/10 you can bag 10s with a modicum of confidence. I have heard you should be able to go up 3 points from your appearance.
Thanks for reading and don't forget to subscribe.
Guys.
Let's play a game.
[WITHOUT GOOGLE] Try and tell me what Ben Cherington is currently doing in terms of an occupation.
Hint: He is NOT the GM of the Boston Red Sox
>>66832055
The orioles pitching is abysmal.
>>66832083
>gave up 7 runs monday
>5 tuesday
>4 wednesday
>only lost one of those games (it was the lowest one)
GOD FUCKING REEEE
>>66832055
>Baltiniggers
>Holding leads
Pick one
>>66832071
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm being a custodian on /sp/ or somesuch equivalently salaried position?
>>66831998
dammit panda, fix yourself
dude's going to be a 30 for 30 someday
>>66832139
nah
>Leave being overrated to me
Who /0-9/ here?
> Reddick
>>66831979
>You must be one big fella
U U
U U
>>66825163
Must've thought his 1st baseman was the runner, from the corner of his eye.
>>66825244
kek
>>66831550
holy shit
panda is a fucking conman of the highest caliber
Why do people still call Sandoval Mexican lol?
Guys?
Uh guys?
Have the Phillies pulled their heads out of their ass?
>>66832711
shut up you mentally challenged fucking retard
go back to your fucking nachos you dumbass mexican
>>66832728
It's fucking April.
>>66832728
>mest will miss out on the playoffs with that starting rotation
>>66832728
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2 weeks into the season
might as well just give the the WS rings tbqh
>>66832711
Every hispanic is Mexican
>>66832728
Their next series is against the nats. We'll soon find out how good they really are.
That new-look pitching staff looks legit. Props to their new GM.
gg Oreos. Rangers win 6-3. Lastros get BTFO by the Royals. Tonight was a good night
HELLO WIN COLLUM
>>66833016
he is str8 outta there
>>66831886
I actually already eat really well
>>66831902
Im not fat but losing 20 lbs wouldnt hurt
>>66831990
BS i lost weight and i felt more tired than i ever had in my life especially with my job.
>>66832728
Yes.
>>66832869
Cubs already won the world series in December, didn't you hear?
>>66833016
Based Esky
ELITE
Im convinced that there is no pitcher in the league that can shut out the Cubs offense. They're a well piled machine.
>yankucks
It's gonna be a long year.
>>66833142
>I felt more tired than I ever had
Either you're not eating enough good calories, sleeping enough, or a combination of both. It takes a bit to get used to, but your body should be able to adjust after about a week.
>Be Baltiniggers
>Have an Opening schedule of Minnecuckta Twins, Tampa Bay Gays,
>Go 7-0
>Have to face The Rangers, Royals, and Blue Jays next
>lose
Top kek. Baltiniggers has to face actual tough teams now
who /eightandone/ here?
>Cubs have the best win percentage in baseball
>>66833256
>getting mad because we finally lost a couple games
my sides
stay obsessed
>>66833274
>>66833281
>run differential 43
>>66833142
Bro sucks to be far and lonely but gtfo here with this blog shit on the 4chab
>>66833305
>pissboi complaining about blogging
am i getting b8d
l m a o
m
a
o
Ian Kennedy is elite.
>>66833333
wasted
>>66833333
Check'd
>>66833212
I get 4-5 hours of sleep a night. That should be more thsn enough to not be tired.
>>66833333
HEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66833274
>7 run avg
>>66833383
>4-5 hours
shit dude, are you serious? That's not good, especially if you're working out. You need at least 7 hours if you're working out every day.
>>66833383
No, it's not enough. So there's your problem, doughboy.
>tvq chicago baseball is elite
>Japan edition
right on
>>66833383
>4-5 hours of sleep is normal
Can't tell if b8 or just retarded
>>66833383
>>66833414
Or at least take a long nap during the day, you're body isn't recovering with that little sleep
>>66833171
2 of these 3 is not like the others
2 of these 3 just do not belong
>>66833383
6 hours a night is the floor for seniors. 8 for adults and 10 for kids
>>66820643
>no one posting meme japan shit
>>66833453
>game took 4 days to complete
>>66833439
wait which ones?
>>66833414
>>66833414
>>66833419
>>66833435
>>66833436
>>66833446
Well with my job its about the max amount of sleep i can get and still have time to do other things. Plus why should i have to sleep to be able to recover? When im not working out im already recovering.
>>66833511
top fucking kek
>>66833520
Are you legitimately retarded? It's like you don't understand basic human needs
>final score of Cubs-Reds game is Cubs win/loss record
Can't stop em
>>66833391
hello canada <3
>>66833520
fundamental misunderstanding of being human right here
>he doesn't realize the Wsox are planning to stay one game back from the cusb all season to stay out of the spotlight, and then steal their eries win
>>66833622
this is 2cute
fucking japs
>>66833613
She could be a starter in >our rotation
>>66833622
If that was A-Rod, at the plate, he would've crushed that pitch into the right field bleachers then told her that at least she throws better than CC.
>>66833703
would bean in the head/10
>>66833684
Did that motherfucker just try to enziguri him? Also, I don't think Chan Ho Park was Japanese.
>>66827418
>listening to another team's radio broadcast when you have based Hammy
>>66833733
robot umps when
>>66833703
>catcher and ump ignoring the fuck out of him
lel
>>66833749
fucking this
NEW THREAD
>>66833846
>>66833846
NEW THREAD
>>66833846
>>66833846
>>66833841
Why do these pussies swing and miss? They should fucking crush the shit out of the ball and laugh at the little girls
>>66833861
simply kill yourself my man
>>66833861
>25 posts early
fucking kill yourself. everyone ignore this faggot's thread.
>>66833876
I wanna know the context of that situation... How badly did he need to make contact there?
>>66833567
>>66833579
2 hours of sleep is enough for basic human needs. Studies have shown this. REM sleep runs in even hour intervals (ie getting 2 hours of sleep is better than getting 3).
>>66833917
>shitposting on the internet and pissing in jugs
>basic human needs
>>66833917
REM sleep is for mental recovery. If you're only getting REM sleep, your body isn't getting the physical recovery needed to workout. I don't know what studies you're looking at, but every other study suggests what I'm saying
Who 1 /CGSO/ here
>>66834137
Fake and gay
>>66833622
Way too adorable
While we're posting Japan, anyone have the bunt home run?
>Dodger fans shout culero to Hispanic pitcher
>he chokes
EVERY TIME
>>66834280
Kek
>>66820643
Rags confirmed for contenders
>>66834157
Is there anything more cancerous than this phrase?
>>66834486
>Is there anything more cancerous than that phrase?
Damn Daniel
Fucking Delgado, we are gonna be 3-7 after tonight I don't understand why I get excited every year. Fucking dbacks let me down every god dam year
>>66834511
You got me there
>>66834511
Back at it again with the dubs
>>66833846
>>66833846
Next thread
>>66825163
>>66832580
Why did the first baseman move out as if he was going to steal second?
>>66833622
You can almost hear the batter composing the suicide poem in his head for the shame he's brought his family for being a part of this.
>>66833749
Fucking seriously. I remember when that one ump made a glorious fuck up in that yankee vs twins series and he got up there and said something like, "I felt in my HEART that he was safe." Fuck your goddamn heart, faggot, it's your job to pay attention and get the call right and baseball is probably the least subjective sport in the world. Robots could easily call an entire game and maybe they wouldn't last four fucking hours.
>>66833016
Is the baseman not allowed to take second in that scenario? If so, why not?
>>66834996
jays fan?
>>66835020
I don't follow baseball and I only played a handful of times as a kid. What an insufferable faggot you are.
>>66835215
>mad at memes