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>kitties
>cryers
>blackcocks
>rags
oh look a california gamethread is spammed with phoneposters and porn. casuals can fuck off
panthlols literally on the edge of extinction
>rags
STARS KEK'D
>bustkov
>rags
>BU-2TK0V
Nothing but praise for Barkov from objective and islanders fans on hfboards game thread.
feels good lads.
"florida has a superstar in barkov" -pierre
>there are people that picked the capitals to go all the way
>>66833043
thats very comprehensive
>rags
Sleep tight, kittens.
>>66833009
kek
>scotiabank hokkei commercial starts an asian family
pottery
>Pedosoda Mild
>>66833078
thanks m8
>LUBONGO BTFO BY GREASE GOALTENDING
>BU2TK0V
>FIRST /OWNBARN/ LOSS
WHEN WERE YOU WHEN MEMES WERE REAL
mild won't score a single goal as they get swept
no need to cap it, everyone knows it's true
>>66833058
>implying anyone here gives a fuck about HF and pierre mcpedo
>>66833058
>0 points
>-2
lel
>>66833149
>mfw the mild have Zack Parise for 9 more years and have a core that will never win the cup locked up.
>those who thought the panthers would do anything this year
>>66833177
>back "moneybags" parise
WEW LAD
>>66833177
>mfw when the mild have over $12mil in cap locked up in pominville and vanek
>>66833194
http://www.generalfanager.com/teams/minnesota-wild
>Parise 9 more years
>Pomanville 3 more years
>Sutter 9 more years
>>66833058
This is all made up. Well done Binlan you almost had me fooled thinking barkov isnt a 3rd line grinder.
Post your hockey stations. I bought this bottle today and I have no regrets
Only reply to this tweet if your team is leading it's series
>>66833228
>tweet
>>66833219
nope just look up the thread and about 58 mins played and panthers was on pk barkov skated with the puck when pierre said it. go listen to it.
>>66833222
>tacob ell
>>66833174
so you're not the swede flag that used to post for the pens?
>>66833222
check'd
>>66833228
ayyyyyyyy
Anyone have a direct link to the HNIC stream? cbc.ca has some fail going on and no matter were I click I end up back at cbc.ca/sports/
>>66833249
pls post your hockey station
>The Atlantic bracket
>>66833246
>fuck off aksu
>>66833228
By some miracle of God.
>>66833222
It's a mess but I don't care
Thornton and Burns both look homeless
>>66833351
never get the people who put their tv that high. it should be eye level at most
>>66833380
It's pretty much eye level with my bed.
>>66833376
They suck teen dick behind local San Jose 7/11s
>>66833376
Helps them blend in with the rest of the state
>>66833351
looks like your tv is better than mine and my laptop is better than yours. tie.
>>66833380
probably some pleb in college with little options
>all these swedecucks and finncucks on dallas
biggest meme team of all time?
wild players really look like they don't want to be playing lol
>>66833394
i7-2670QM/GeForce GT 630M
Not the greatest but good for the $400 I paid for it, TV was $300 I think
Damn this Jagr kid is actually really good
I think the penguins should try to sign him this offseason
Reposting from last thread
>Rags
>Blots
>La Beaners
Looks like the West is going to win the cup again. Who else is drinking Bell's Oberon here?
>>66833222
55' samsung smart tv
Laptop split screen
>everyone hates california
haters gonna hate
>>66833441
I'm drunk and those aren't words but my computer cost more. I'm gonna go outside and find Sunstone to give me a cigarette
>>66833222
> hey everybody look at my alcohol arent I so cool cause I get drunk?!
end yourself
>>66833380
It's eye level when you're jumping around, losing your shit, and throwing things at it. Which is how I spent most of the reg season
>>66833467
It's like an average thread on /ck/
inb4 wizard
>>66833222
your house looks like the setting from Saw
>>66833222
do you live in a fucking parking garage
>>66833222
>>66833485
>literally living in his mom's basement
>>66833457
Osuna matata
>>66833222
Pls no bully. I can't afford cable.
>>66833458
Why are they even called the Lakers? LA has no lakes
>>66833268
cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd dot net/i/cbcsports_3@31222/master dot m3u8
>>66833535
They do have lakes, but it would be ironic if there was a chinese team called the lakers
>>66833535
>all of these spartan, austere rooms, nothing on the walls, minimal furniture
These are not homes, this is temporary housing.
I am so fucking angry about all these publix posters
OK cool so you can get a tasty sandwich for a good price, who fucking cares!?
>>66833081
Don't worry, we're coming for you next.
>>66833535
They have a tarpit. That's kind of like a lake. Of sludge.
>>66833222
>magnetic dart set
>12 years olds
>>66833482
>13 goals in the finals
>>66833228
Islanders master race checking in.
>>66833534
wtf did you do to your keyboard?
fucking Pathlels ruining the Publixb Owl
>>66833535
They cucked Minneapolis out of the team, which has lots of lakes
>>66833643
>implying tampa wont lose the series if they play like they did yesterday again
lets be honest asside from about 5-7 mins in the 3rd period the wings were controlling play.
>>66833695
>the other team won
>if they keep playing that my team is sure to win
is this the new meme? peopel were saying that about the bloos / cawks too
>>66833535
Cause it would be dumb as shit to steal a team from minnesota and call it something stupid like The Stars or something
>>66833637
>computer shuts me out for some reason
>need BIOS password to get into it
>don't have BIOS password
>try various soft solutions and none work
>take apart laptop and remove diode and RAM to reset shit
>works
>put it back together
>some keys don't work on keyboard
>smash the shit out of keyboard
>now have external keyboard that isn't tiny and makes shit posting more comfy
Here's a pic of my cat for your (you)
>>66833695
The Wings went something like 12 minutes without a shot senpai.
>>66833717
The situation with that game was a bit different, they both played their fucking asses off and were bailed out by their goaltenders.
>>66833717
the blues and hawks were very even despite what the shots say. All im saying is the wings were the better team and if the rest of the series goes that way then i see them winning it. I feel like tampa has another level though
>>66833762
Tampa was playing rough up the rookies though. They're aiming to intimidate.
>>66833769
>not showing your cock in the windows reflection
get the fuck out of here
>>66833695
From what I saw, it was fairly close all game. Neither team was playing amazing. The biggest thing that stood out to me was Datsyuk looked like an old man with ankle issues.
>>66833779
yet abdelkader appeared to be winning in that battle
>mfw Minnesota peaked as a second round exit
>mfw Zach "moneybags" Parise has 9 more years
>mfw Ryan "dogshit" Suter has 9 more years
>mfw the "state of hockey" has no cups
>mfw master of dubs kills himself
>>66833779
Abby tried to kill half of Tampa's roster. Tampa definitely went after Larkin but that kid as as soft as wet paper.
>>66833792
zetterberg is even worse. he has no acceleration or speed. They should put him on the fourth line but they wont cause hes the captain
>>66833797
>>66833806
In the end of the game yeah. They went after Athanasiou too. Oh well I hope they have more run ins with the prophet and less puck luck next time.
>>66833836
either way that game had the best playoff feel out of any of them yet and i think its gonna be a hell of a series
>>66833836
I think Blash is just making more choices so far. As a Tampa fan I can tell that Athanasiou should be getting way more ice time.
>>66833865
people keep saying that about him and larkin but the thing is they just are not good enough defensively. They just coast around the defensive zone looking so lost
>his team shares an arena with cuckhoop
shameful desu
>>66833892
I'm not saying he needs to put up 25 minutes a game but the kid seems to have a step in his game and he's pushing 8 minutes.
>>66833825
He still makes good decisions with the puck, but yeah, he can't get caught down low in the Ozone anymore without causing odd man rushes the other way. Pretty depressing watching those two on the brink of retirement.
>>66833457
>Screenshotting when the save button is right there
>>66833482
What is this? The Retard Bracket?
Should I use CNBC or CBC for my Red Wings stream tomorrow night?
>>66833853
Blues vs Hawks was pretty good. So is this Kings vs Sharks game. Islanders vs Panthers is by far the biggest meme so far, but might be fun to watch because of it.
>>66833937
tfw didnt know that was a thing
>>66833534
why don't you get a cable thing to hook up the laptop to the TV and dual monitor
>>66833920
He should be getting what Larkin is getting at least. Larkin has been coasting too long on his early success. Athanasiou has been playing a lot better recently.
>>66833892
That's not entirely true. Larkin has had some really good defensive plays. The problem is that they don't always react quick enough to a threat and get caught on occasion. It only takes them making that kind of mistake a few times to ruin the game. AA is much worse at defense than Larkin, but he should be getting more ice time than he is.
>>66833969
yup i completely agree.
>kongs
>>66834000
I'll be curious to see how the match ups change when it shifts to Detroit. In the first game Tampa completely shut down Larkin.
this beaner v beaner game is pretty awesome
>>66833983
Laptop is too shit for that. It can hardly handle streaming videos in anything over 240p.
What's with the ref puck tonight? Can't have the home team losing in the meme markets or what?
>stars shit posting will increase tenfold after they beat the mild
fuck you that was a goal
>>66834073
saved
>>66833750
understandable, i completely fucked up my last laptop's keyboard too. it was a piece of shit, so no complaints, & nice pussy, have mine in return
>>66834073
the worst part is the shitposting will increase tenfold after beating the mild. imagine when they play a team that hasn't slipped into a coma.
Why were the Mild allowed in the playoffs?
before I go to bed I need to know that the wild population of
>rags
is at a sustainable level
pls report if you have seen a
>rags
in the wild in the last few weeks
>>66834140
colorado decided they'd rather shit the bed epically
>>66834136
You mean the best part. They will be the new >rags
>>66834140
Because they had more points than the other teams?
>go to take a piss and grab a beer
>two goals get scored
fug
>>66834132
my kot says hi
Mild should just concede.
>>66834140
They have a paper thin offense. They wouldn't have made it if their offense was as banged up as the Avs' was.
>mild
>>66834206
looks just like my childhood kitty, even has the patch of missing hair
>>66834206
Your cat looks like my cat, though mine is stained with privilege.
>>66834316
Here's a cute picture of her with her brother when they were younger.
>>66834206
My cat says hello.
surprised the wild even made the playoffs to be frank
>le Kongs have all the calls go their way episode
The NHL is rigged, just give Kings the cup already Bettman, holy fuck.
>>66834246
they should be relegated to the fuckin' ahl
>>66833534
Does a dog live in that doge house?
>>66833553
Thank you.
How does one get these URLs?
Final:
DAL 4 - 0 MIN
Stars lead the series 1-0.
>kongs
>tfw no cat
>>66834306
>>66834316
I have twins and theyre dumpster kitties so their fur is messed up but theyre stupid spoiled now. So spoiled they refuse certain flavors of wet food the fucking whores. Yours are very pretty too
4-3 incoming
THIS FUCKING KONGS SHORKS GAME HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>66834422
>tfw no medium sized obedient low-mantenence floofy dog
how do we fix this shit?
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>66834473
first good game of the playoffs
>>66834474
it hurts
Are the Wild the worst playoff team of the post-lockout era?
>>66834473
>6 goals in 30 shots
memes are real
>>66834478
wait about 5-10 years for all shit contracts to be off the books and try again
next time don't hand shit contracts to anybody from minnesota.
oh and get better centers, yours suck shit.
>>66834347
very cute
>>66834474
Why not? It's not like you have to go out and meet people or anything horrifying like that. Just go buy one.
>>66834498
Thrashers and the first time the Blue Jackets made it were pretty bad.
>>66834443
Mine are farm kittens, so they are basically like yours with fur issues. The male eats anything, but the female is picky. Something common among all females I guess.
I want to fuck Kathryn Tappen
>>66834391
It's for the cat. Little shit doesn't use it though. Bought it from Value Village so it would have something to hide in when traveling. Only goes in it when I'm angry with it now.
STATE OF HOCKEY
>>66834566
that ass needs a tappen
>>66834555
these are my first two never had a male but thats interesting to know
>>66834395
I just lurk the r/nhlstreams. They don't like it when you repost stuff though, but fuck em. Just figured out I can stream some of their streams through MPC-HC. Works way better than through a browser.
>tfw love cats
>tfw allergic
bad feel
>>66833769
How the fuck are you living in a commercial sector? How'd you pull that off? Pay off the right people?
>>66834474
I want one, but I'd want it as a pupper. But then I don't want to deal with it shitting and pissing everywhere while I'm renting, so small sized indifferent low-maintenance fluffy cat is what I got.
>>66834639
do they actually get mad if you post it here because I might start doing that then
>>66834661
my friend is the same way..poor guy
>>66834663
I'm in an apartment building thank you
>>66834384
>Kongs have all the calls go their way episode
>shorks have had 8 pp minutes to the kings 6
are you even watching the game or just talking out of your ass?
>>66834542
He better be. Just cost me $2000 at the vet.
>state of hockey
lmao
>lundshit
>>66834473
Hopefully the refs let them play for the entire third now. Know more weak calls or evening up pls.
>>66834661
Same. I even had cats when I was younger, but they were outdoor cats before my parents knew I was allergic. After I left the house, they got an indoor cat. Then after I finished college and was visiting, they realized how allergic I was and sent it to the pound because they thought I wouldn't visit again if they kept it. I was not happy about that.
>>66834693
Seems pretty obvious he's already in damage control, despite the Sharks outplaying the Kings that period and the game being tied. Pathetic tbhfamily
>even Mike "I hate the Flyers, I hate their fans" Milbury is saying Philly got refpucked
top kek
>>66834697
>$2000
>on an animal
just get a new cat, they are cuter as ktitens anyway
>>66834753
He's my bro so I can't just do him like that. Nigga loves life too much.
>>66834753
fuck you
>>66834780
you made the right call, i just wish vets weren't scam artist
Ovechkin is a fucking thug
>>66834753
You're an animal.
>>66834478
They're fucked. $9M man Zach Par-easy's back is fucked, Pominville and Vanek suck, their prospects are meh and their division is the most competent in the league.
>>66834478
>CBC cast talking about how they feel sorry for Suter
lol
Minnesota needs to reorganize their team. Sell off some assets, the ones that aren't impossible to sell, and focus on sheltering young players into the league, kind of like Detroit does. They still have Parise, Suter, and Koivu around to do that much. I'd trade Dubnyk, one of Brodin or Spurgeon or Scandella, and Granlund. Try to bring in prospects that haven't played in the NHL yet and can be developed the way they want. Then sign some FAs to fill roster spots. They can still make a competitive team, but should focus more on the development side.
>>66834798
You should see the invoice for his care. It's a line item bill with over 25 things. Now I have to feed him perscriotion food too. But since he got back from the bet he won't leave me alone. I think he's grateful. Vets rob you blind but what can you do.
>>66834478
Re-locate them.
>>66834551
06-07 Islanders were fairly shitty too. They still managed to win one game though.
>the wild made the playoffs
>the fucking shorks did it
>the senators came the closest out of canadian teams and still couldn't
Jesus christ.
Also, can't wait to >shorks very soon
>>66834840
yea man i took my dog in and they started coming up with charges like crazy, his paw keep hurting him and they charged us $500 for it
little nigga had a fucking in grown toe nail WTF
worst part is they kept fear mongering my mom with things like "he might die"
fucking bastards but we love the little guy too much, vets are the scum of the medical world
>>66834610
Gave my male away because I didn't want to spend money to get him fixed, and I also didn't want inbred pussies this spring.
I hope you didn't forget to turn the meme game back on
>>66834854
SAVAGE
>>66834907
They prey on your love for sure. I couldn't look into his eyes and put him down. I was at the vet a few years ago when I guy almost crashed his truck in the parking lot. Guy just runs into the vet with his already dead greyhound in his arms all covered in blood. He was probably 6'6 230 and he was just sobbing like a kid. Broke my fucking heart.
canada?
>>66834907
They're even worse in Canada. The government sets prices for doctors, but vets can charge whatever they want. They even offer financing so you can spend $5000 on your cat (I knew a guy who did that)
>finnish goaltending
>finnesota
>mild
>>66835022
7 Canadian teams didn't make the playoffs
7 American teams didn't make the playoffs
You're not less worse.
>>66835075
It was Finn vs Finn in net tonight, wasn't it? So we can say Finns both won and lost in the same game, right?
>>66835078
~70% of american teams are in the playoffs
0% of canadian teams are in the playoffs
>>66835101
I think leltonen was the only finnminder tonight
>>66832964
>your fucking face when da Stars win da fucking Cup
>>66835060
They are like mechanics. They know the people coming to see them don't know a whole lot about their vehicle/pet, and they also know they either have the money or they love their pets enough to pay almost any sum. So they over charge on everything and laugh their asses off as they take bi-monthly vacations. Pretty greasy career desu.
>yfw the stanley cup is won by a team whose home towns temperature is 78F in december
>>66834908
got mine right after hurricane sandy when a ton of shelters were rekt and they had to get rid of their animals cuz money problems. mine were some hippies that spayed and neutered them all immediately so I got them neutered at 8 weeks as long as I kept their claws in for $225 total.
Logan lmao more like it
>all those wild fans who thought they had a chance
>durr can't wait to btfo the sturrs
lmao
>>66835129
Pretty sure mechanics aren't a recognized profession. Like you can buy your own car parts and build a car without certification. Can't just buy medical supplies and operate on your pet.
Beaner game is fucking awesome hockey
>>66835101
the last time i checked Dubnyk was Canadian
>"State of Hockey"
Wild fans, what can you tell me about Yeo???
Is he a good coach or what
t. sens fan
>>66835158
what kind of heathen would declaw their cat?
>>66835290
Not a Mild fan, but he can't do anything with a shit roster so you need to look elsewhere
>>66835312
Except we have a good roster though
>>66835294
idk wasn't planning on it anyway. didnt even knew it existed desu
>inb4 cat on leash
it was her first time at a new house
>>66835315
lol
>>66835183
>Can't just buy medical supplies and operate on your pet.
Why not?
>>66835332
Won't be able to get the medicine without a license.
>>66835320
>A FUCKING LEASH
>>66835328
>t. uninformed
we have 9 20 goal scorers, the best Dman in hockey, and our top 4d is actually good now since we got Phaneuf
Methot - Karlsson
Phaneuf - Ceci
is good
>>66835290
He plays a defense system instead of using the talent available.
>>66835343
L O L
O
L
>Get home
>Kongs losing to the Shorks
wat
>>66835342
I inb4d dick head
>>66835343
I was going to greentext the dumbest part of this post but the whole thing is equally delusional
>>66835357
feels good to be right, I love it.
>>66835380
it's literally a perfect post and there's nothing wrong with it
Oh boy I can't wait to read 1,000 stories that lead with how the Sharks avenged 4-3 by winning 4-3
SMELLY
STINKY
beaner
BEANERS
>binland :D
>kongs
>we learned the sharks are for real
If Sharks go up 3-0 Game 4 might be the most scrutinized game in the last 20 years
>>66835340
Just get a drug dealer license. You will have access to all the drugs you need then.
it's not like the sharks have ever choked away a series lead in the playoffs right?
>Kongs
L M A O
STINKY SMELLY
BEANERS
thanks for trying minnesota.
>>66835343
You missed the most important part: can they keep the puck out of their own net?
>best dman in hockey
>good top 4
LMFAO
>men actaully own cats
>mfw
Me on the right btw
>>66835530
We could keep the puck out of our net after we got Phaneuf and our D pairs were stabilized
remember, we played half the year with fucking Jared Cowen back there and Borowiecki
Boro is bottom pairing AHL but was brought in because he's "good in the room" whatever the fuck that means and Cowen after the phaneuf deal was immediately waived by the leafs, the fucking LEAFS
>>66835531
>cleaner
>low maintenance
>don't have to pick up and carry their literal shit
>take care of rodents
>grils love them
Katz rule
>>66832964
Friendly reminder it was 3-0
>>66835531
>unironically wearing ripped jeans
How can one team be so stinky smelly beaner?
>tfw Ducks have a first round bye
Feelsfuckinggoodman
>>66835531
>>66835563
>not liking both
fukkin plebs
The 2016 Kongs Elimination Day is currently scheduled for: April 20
>>66835576
jokes on you pal he was ironically wearing them :^)
Cats just lick themselves, that's not clean.
Why do so many people use litter boxes if you don't have to handle their shit?
Why do you live in such a shitty place there's rodents. Terriers are much better at killing rats.
How do you impress girls with your cat? You take dogs for a walk.
>>66835597
BLAZE IT
>>66835555
hmm, your quads are confusing my better senses. Maybe they're not as bad as they were, but acting like Dion "how do I stay in position" Phaneuf is a huge improvement is an overstatement. Likely Cowen and Boro were just turning it over too much and Karlsson was being exposed for not having a good 2nd pairing to shelter his minutes a bit. They still didn't exactly go on any crazy winning streaks with their new defense.
Also
>we
>>66835597
SMOKE
LITERALLY FROM THE FUTURE
PENS BEAT THE SHARKS IN 7 IN THE FINAL
The 2016 >rags Elimination Day is currently scheduled for: April 21
>>66835563
>low maintenance
I get this, but I still can't help being paranoid every time my cat goes to the litter box. I always check to see if she shat or pissed. Then I need to wipe her ass if she shat so I don't have to think about her licking it up.
>>66835597
hue this date also coincides with the day of the year people who partake in inhaling marijuana smoke celebrate the plant :^)
>>66835563
My exs cat was pretty based actaully but all my friends or any other cats ive not really cared for also I'm allergic as fuck
>>66835627
Phaneuf just has to anchor Ceci and Ceci turned into an amazing 2 way d after that happened
Before, Ceci had to play with fucking Cowen and it was a shitshow back there every game
When Dion is told to do 1 job and 1 job only he's actually really useful
his contract is still dogshit of course though
a defensive coach and this time will be elite
>>66835655
DUDE
>>66835611
>first time using that phrase
>get called out on it
Figures.
>>66835592
this
pros and cons for both for different types of people, shut up with your pet elitism you fucking MEMELORDS
>>66835672
WEED
>>66835672
WEED
anyone have the link to that video of the laughing mexican guy talking about the reverse sweep of the shorks from a few years back?
>>66835653
thats a you problem since your dog would do the same thing
>>66835661
Tbqh, it shouldn't take much in that division. You just have to be better than the Wings and Bruins and you'll be in a playoff spot (neglecting Laffs, Frogs, and Sabers for good reason)
>>66835673
>unironically using the phrase unironically
you played yourself 2bh senpai
> unironically thinking any other team but the Ducks will win the cup
Give me 1 reason why it wont be a Pens-Sharks final
>>66835705
I guess.But dogs do the butt wipe thing on the ground too. I'd probably just try to train him to do that on the grass before he comes inside.
>>66835733
>shorks
>Kings beaners actually thought they had a chance
>OP
>kongs
>>66835737
look up the kitty sitty. you can train your cat to poop in your toilet man
>>66835737
Never had a pet, how do you go about "training" your pet to do very specific things like wiping its ass on the grass before coming in? How is that even initially introduced to the pet?
Obviously there's positive/negative reinforcement, but I don't know how people teach their pets really specific shit.
>>66835733
I can't because it will be.
>>66835376
>trumphat
ok im glad you d idnt kill your cat now
>>66835752
That is a based image too bad i have to say
>shorks
Oh god I am so happy that I decided to keep the CBC news on after the game ended
Turns out one of my old professors got in trouble for drunkenly diddling girls in his office
>>66835752
In n Out is from SoCal
>>66835737
Dogs do the but wipe when their sick, or have some bad fur around there. It's pretty manageable to have your dog not.
>>66835783
>tfw you have friends that qualify as non status natives
>they'll now get all of the benefits
>they're going to make fun of me for how much better their gun collection can be
>>66835783
>canapedos
>>66835726
>over 60% Canadian
>led by a good ol' Sakatchewan boy
Yeah,. I'd say their chances are pretty good.
>KONGS
Their 2nd best D-Man got reinjured and cucked for the rest of the series.
>>66835726
>located in cali
Probably got a 90% chance right there desu
>>66835726
>unironically thinking the ducks can beat the stars this year when they barely got past our me me roster
>>66835765
Repetition and consistency, with rewards of course. Worse thing is for two people doing different things at the same time. Soft people usually can't train worth a damn because they are likely to hand out treats because their pet looks cute.
>>66835783
>looking like that
>thinking college girls want to touch your penis
it is wednesday my dudes
what team should i bandwagon to and put my meme creation behind?
this is for playoffs only
>>66835867
>rags
>>66835867
islanders obviously. they beat the panthlols will an all-meme gameplan
>>66835867
Pongs
>Crosby
>The Thrill
>Fluery memes
>Young guns
I always bandwagon them in the playoffs desu, seems like they might go far this year for once
>>66835813
>natives got a lot of gibs from trudeau
>they don't have to tell how they spend it
>now more natives are getting gibs
Fuck natives
>>66835867
Bolts
I'm devastated. Barkov was supposed to be ELITE
i thought simmons was on montreal
>>66835890
Fried egg
This is our year, FOR REAL this time
>>66835899
Dubs confirm
>dat 30 second response
>dat 17 second lead
>>66835892
>0 points
>-2
>""""""""elite""""""""
bustkov confirmed
>>66835867
Panthers
>tfw normie party tomorrow and might miss a part of the game
>>66835930
>going placed instead of watching wings games
>0 gp
>0 toi
>0 points
Is mcdavis a bust? Are the playoffs too much pressure for him?
>>66835878
>>66835879
>>66835881
>>66835885
>>66835916
i should say, it would mostly be reaction images and clipart. I am only a 2nd year student at meme university
>>66835944
Well, it's a friend's birthday so
>>66835930
> not watching playoff hockey at a normie party while drunk
Come on mate, it's like you don't even know how to have fun. It's Sweden too, so at least other people would be interested.
>>66835981
>Sweden
>interested in anything besides degeneracy
Lol silly ozzy
>>66835949
>rags
>>66835981
We'll probably be at a bar or something by the time the game starts though. So unless they show the game there isn't much to do about it.
>>66836010
rude
>>66835856
>>66835845
Ducks would Cuck the stors in 5 games
>>66835867
i'm in the stars bandwagon so why would you not join
>tfw have to wait until Saturday to see the rags lose again
Ducks need to being back the GOAT logo
>you now remember Minnesota beat St. Louis last year in the playoffs
>>66836100
>tfw have to wait until April 30th to see Canucks win the lottery
kill me senpai
>>66836139
absolutely fucking hideous, that whole colour scheme
>>66836152
>Canadian knowledge
>>66836100
>nhl tries to prevent the oilers from drafting first overall
>>66836165
we know jerseys brah. except winnipeg, their current ones are dogshit
>>66836174
You know shit and can't even your own sport
>mfw the isles play like dogshit and win anyways
>>66836125
so do the Sabres
>the Stars aren't winning the Stanley Cup
>>66836181
>You know shit
>can't even your own
go home dude
>>66836193
>you must be knew here
>>66836181
>"can't even your own sport"
>tfw you have a stroke
>>66836201
except that phrase isnt even a meme
you making a typo on purpose in a reply isn't gonna make anyone think you didnt fuck up your first post
How did the Caps look against the Fryers today?
Also Australia beat North Korea 22-1 and is on track to sweep the Division II group B world championships.
Australia should be Division 1 2bh.
luongo is shit, prove me wrong
>He didn't pick a Sharks-Pens final in his bracket
kek
Nick Ritchie's a big loaf
>>66836232
Canucks fan here, Lou is based unless he's playing in a game that matters.
He's the anti-quick tbqfh senpai
>>66836232
>panthers go into the isles zone
>get 10+ shots off, multiple scoring chances
>greiss and isles stop all of them
>isles go into panthers zone
>score on one shot
no, that's okay.
>>66835762
>kitty sitty
That just sent me down a long tunnel of cat videos. I figured out that my cat really likes watching them.
>>66836220
>not knowing the memes
>failing at hockey
>Being the cuck of america
>>66836252
he literally looks retarded. some serious downs going on
Ritchie's a big load
>>66836256
>2 shutouts in the finals
>>66836273
>le my epic meme no one knows abut I totally didnt fuck up my post!!!!!!!!!!!!!
embarrassing family, don't even know why you care enough to defend yourself lmao
>>66836282
They'll win the cup this year
>>66836232
Hello mr. Barkov. I would just like to say that I liked the wat you were sticking out for your line mate here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATvdS7Wo_Tg
>>66836278
>Game 7 of the 2011 finals
>>66836285
Your the only faggot who doesn't know the memes faggot.
>>66836125
>>66836139
dumb fucking beaner. learn to crop. literally hovered over the picture and my retinas are burning now.
>>66836282
kek
>>66836286
not with that retard achillies heel
>>66836294
Which they lost because of no scoring support and a AHL-tier depleted defense.
>>66836302
Bitch and moan some more
>>66836296
>Your
>>66836296
literally salty because he cant spell KEK
>tfw smuk is literally still posting in /hoc/ but he won't turn his name on
>>66836306
that canucks squad was one of the most banged up teams in the finals i've ever seen desu
>>66836317
Not salty at all m8, but you're still a fag just like all canadians.
>>66836332
>you're
>>66836317
>>66836315
>>66836302
>>66836285
>>66836276
Canadians get mean and angry when they get eliminated from playoffs. Aren't yall supposed to be the "sorrie a boot that mate" lot?
>>66836332
all the flavours and you chose salty dot jay peg
>>66836258
To be fair the Isles have Tavares...
>>66836288
Yeah that was pretty awful that no one on the ice came to Jagr's defense there. Someone should have thrown down with who ever pushed him.
>>66836346
>implying we all cheer for canadian teams
ducks fans are literally retarded. is this ritchie posting?
>>66836349
>normie shit """"""""""""""""""""""memes""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66836346
>America can't handle the banter
>getting BTFO by the most polite country in the world who are all collectively depressed because no playoffs
kek
>>66836359
>Not cheering for your own team
How cuck
LMOA
>>66836365
I'm just an observer m8
>>66836332
What crawled up this burgers butt?
CAN SOMEONE PLS POST THAT PAWG WEARING A LANDESKOG SHIRT THAT WAS POSTED A FEW DAYS AGO
THAT ASS WAS LIT
>>66836378
nick ritchie apparently
>>66836378
Probably the other Canadian ITT
>>66836370
>thinks Canada is one team
You do realize there are cities and towns outside of the 7 NHL teams right?
>>66836357
Yep, a pretty weak show indeed. But as a wings fan I guess I shouldn't throw too many rocks into that glass house
>>66836354
isles are my favourite team, but they played like shit tonight. tavares or no, luongo was the key isles star tonight.
tho admittedly i nearly crapped myself when tavares took a shot off the foot
>>66836395
>Lrn2read
He said Canadian teams m8
cant we all just get along
>>66836392
>implying we don't call in reinforcements when an American is trying to claim superiority in hockey/meme knowledge
>>66836409
Sure what's up fin bro
>>66836410
OH MY FUCK THANK YOU
LITERALLY DIAMONDS
>>66836229
They had a hard time scoring, were just as good at playing physical and took too many penalties.
I don't know how much better Australia can get with just 10 rinks. You would probably have a better team if you just gave every Canadian former Junior A/B player in Australia on a working holiday visa citizenship.
>>66836409
>>66836418
You are welcome
>>66836399
At least Abdelkader would step up and do something if Zetterberg or Datsyuk were touched. Panthers have Thronton, and that's it, and he is a manlet.
>>66836412
>needing reinforcements
Alps he wasn't wrong though Canada bro
Didn't know the meme
I literally hate my team more than any other team in the league. This collection of players is terrible. I'm devoted to the franchise. What the fuck do I do? They have no chance at a Stanley Cup Final (forget about winning a cup lmao)
>>66836406
The anon I replied to said "team".
>not sure if stupid or just American.jpg
>>66836428
Also*
>>66836425
That's true, and he had 5 hits or something (at least two pretty good ones) in the game against Tampa. But there have been a couple of times when nothing has been done when he's not on the ice when something has happened.
>Florida Panties
>>66836433
Because in that sense you are cheering for what would be your team.
>not sure if stupid or just Canadian
>>66836404
Hamonic looked good. Plenty of times he was the only Isle on the ice that seemed to be playing. You could see he got frustrated a bunch and started skating it out the zone himself instead of trusting his forwards to do a simple chip out.
>>66836418
it's a shop
>>66836410
imagine eating this ass during the intermission of a playoff game with her
>>66836432
sit out the years of mediocrity ahead of you and hope for the best. your team is too good to bottom out and get high draft picks, and that can't be fixed as there so many bad contracts that can't be moved. because of said contracts, you will have little cap space to maneuver anyways.
i suggest take up drinking more
>>66836449
show me where the shooping is obvious, I see a pretty natural rump 2bh
>>66835883
I'm doing one of them swabs this summer, I know for a FACT I got some bushnigger in me. Gonna get all the gibsmedats
>>66836432
You suffer but find peace in the knowledge that you're at least not a bandwagon
>how can I be a fan of a team that has no chance at a cup/cup final
Fucking americans.. Maybe you want to be a bandwagon after all..
>>66836432
You may meme your way to the WCF
>>66836466
Some memes are not ment to be
>>66836428
It's hard to tell. So many memes to counter the old memes now, it's hard to keep track. I never understood the typo "can't into sports?" type meme, so I just stay clear of it altogether. Also the whole "swept in 5" stuff doesn't really do it for me, just seems like a retarded teenager thing.
>>66836479
Let him dream, swede bro
>>66836448
most of defense outside of him and de haan(aside from that 2-on-1 early) looked iffy. leddy had no intensity, boychuk was bad, pulock was too nervous, and hickey is just too tiny.
that he is back in the lineup and playing well gives me hope. defensive depth and apparently goaltending are the areas where we edge the panthers, while they have us beat in forward depth and coaching.
>>66836481
The stupidity of a meme is what makes it a meme. The can't even meme sprouted of a feminist who had a rant where she claimed she just couldn't even.
>>66836462
this hips looking waaaay wider than the shoulders seems pretty suspect
>>66836483
Fair enough
>>66836510
Any hot pics of blond swede women
>>66836462
I don't know if they shrank her waist, or enlarged her hips.
>There's nothing to the left of her
>There's nothing in the foreground
>The image is grainier around her thighs
>there's a blur on her right thigh and ass
Just her measurements are a red flag. 36-24-40 is pretty rare, not saying it doesn't happen though. But a girl that skinny wouldn't have thighs and calves that big. Girls have tiny knee caps.
>>66836446
No. The other anon that the anon I replied to replied to, said this ">implying we all cheer for canadian teams". Which implies he doesn't cheer for a Canadian team, and doesn't say anything about what city he lives in, or if he has a his "own team" as the other anon put it. There are plenty of spaces in between the cities that do have teams, and people living there can basically choose any team they please. Why choose a shity Canadian team that doesn't even have the best Canadians on it or more Canadians than some random American team?
>>66836532
Even if you live far away from a team they're still a Canadian team instead of an American team. His point still stands. When it comes to hockey Canadians are cucked by americans.
>>66836516
https://www.instagram.com/annanystrom/?hl=sv
>>66836553
Would rape savagely/10
>>66836531
yeah, agreed with those judgements
dont regret getting hard tho desu
>>66836551
Lots of people in Southern Ontario are naturally Wings fans. Bruins are just as big as the Canadiens in the Maritimes.
People from small towns with successful player often cheer for wherever they show up. Cranbrook BC, cheered for Anaheim vs Ottawa in the finals, knowing only one team would bring the cup home twice.
>>66836487
Do you play on the team?
But ya, Hamonic was the one bright spot in the D. Pulock had his moments, but it isn't surprising to see him a bit nervous. Hickey has always had size/compete issues; pretty much the reason why the Kings let him go. Boychuk looked outclassed tbqh, maybe he's too old and slow to handle the Panthers speed. Leddy looked like he was trying to stay calm, but it definitely came off as a lack of intensity. It will be interesting to see how the next game plays out. I really can't see the Panthers losing two in a row unless the Islanders wake up.
>>66836493
>memes
>stupidity
Sounds a boot right.
>>66833009
>>66833085
Gas yourself
>>66836577
i'm from vancouver island and picked the islanders because i live on an island. also the first game i ever watched was the islanders beating the shit out of the pens, good times.
>>66836583
agree with most of those judgements. i think they'll wake up, they got somewhat lucky tonight. the prince-strome-quine line looked a lot better than i thought it would. imo they need to keep victimizing that ahl-tier 3rd D pairing florida has, and keep peppering luongo. he is still positionally sound but not near as fast, and is weak blocker side.
>>66836412
You'll never out meme me
>>66836551
>When it comes to hockey Canadians are cucked by americans.
How so? Your teams are filled with Canadians. Those Canadians take your good women. They take your hard earned money. You idolize them and would like nothing more than to see your wife fucked by them. (Was the last one a bit much)
Just face it, Canadians cuck America when it comes to hockey, not the other way around.
Also
>gold medal
>>66836615
>incoming spiel about how the olympics don't matter DETECTED
>>66836620
They really dont. Also Americans make more money off of the Canadians and use the to win championships in place of Canadian teams. That's a cuck as it gets.
>>66836553
>https://www.instagram.com/annanystrom/?hl=sv
>Advertising some "teatox" get skinny scam
Would still rape savagely/10
>>66836620
>unironically watching the olympics
I still dont understand how any self respecting human being can do this
Wait why are there Canadians in this thread?
>>66836613
Rags also play on an island.
You should cheer for Nashville, because I wouldn't want you anywhere close to a playground.
>>66836634
>implying club teams can substitute for your dogshit national team
>>66836637
probably one of many things you don't understand desu
>>66836634
Is Florida, Texas, California and Georgia cucked by the NFL?
They're the states that produce the most players. But they haven't won a superbowl since 2002.
I really wouldn't say Colorado, Massachusets, Washington, Maryland and New York are better then them at football.
>>66836613
>prince-strome-quine line looked a lot better than i thought it would
I was surprised by that line as well. But when you think about it, that line would do well against a team like the Panthers, especially if they can get ice time against the Panthers bottom 6.
How mad will /sp/ be when the Warriors, Giants, and Sharks all win championships this year?
>>66836682
>Giants
>sharks
>a sport for retards
>>66836671
Yes they are cucked but they produce better players just like with canada
>>66836689
Pretty mad huh?
>>66836692
Is Canada the second best country at baseball?
Can you name two countries with more world series titles?
>>66836634
>Also Americans make more money off of the Canadians
>proud of the few American owners who actually manage to turn a profit in their "hockey" markets
There are very few American teams that actually make a profit worth bragging about. While every Canadian star is laughing his ass off sitting on a long term deal worth millions of monopoly dollars. Dollars he then sends home to his family and spends on his summer home in Canada.
>>66836689
genuinely looking forward to a shorks-hawks WCF
>>66836672
agreed, the speed will be crucial. here's hoping cappy can figure that one out. more than anything, he will make or break the team.
>>66836702
2 of those for sure won't happen
>>66836710
The difference is that Canada has a number of NHL teams
>>66836724
Neither of those teams will leave the first round.
>>66836644
>why are there Finns in this tread?
>why are there Swedes in this thread?
>why are there any nationalities other than USA in this thread?
Without us and our fellow northern countries, there would be no NHL, so you better thank us now before we really do leave.
>>66836738
it is literally impossible for the blues to advance past the first round.
>>66836613
How has Prince been for the Isles? I saw some people picking him as a sleeper calder pick in the offseason
>>66836634
Mario Lemieux owns the Penguins.
So does their cup count as a Canadian win?
>>66836727
You will eat your words. This is the year the bay reveals its true power level
>>66836765
he's been fine. nowhere near calder material whatsoever, but he'll be a fine bottom-6 player. great skater, and a ton of heart. tried fighting gudbranson tonight even.
>>66836682
>jints
>cuckhoop
no
>>66836773
Sure does.
>inb4 Lemieux isn't Canadian because he doesn't live in Canada anymore
>>66836787
Dallas Stars are also owned by a Canadian.
>>66836791
We need to make sheep in /mlb/, /hoc/ never uses it.
>>66836806
fun fact: the stars owner and canucks owner absolutely hate each other. probably the main reason why the rumored hamhuis to >stors trade didn't go down.
Who is the worst team in the playoffs?
>>66836840
>rags
>>66836840
the wild and its not even close
>>66836840
either the mild for being so mild, or the flyers for having shit D and no couturier now
plus obligatory
>rags
>>66836773
It makes him just as big a cuck for not investing in a Canadian team and building success there instead of here.
>>66836840
Minnesota
Not only will they not win a game in their series, I doubt they will even score a goal
>>66836868
>investing in the team that he spent his whole career with is being a cuck
>being this unparalled, nick ritchie level retarded
>Talking shit on a Good 'ol Ontariah Boy
The fat kid is going to score and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>66836896
KIWI
I
W
I
>>66836896
lmao
look at that fucking chimp
>>66836811
More likely the Cantpucks over valued Hamuis and the Stars said "fuck it" and over paid for Russell to spite them.
>>66836896
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>66836840
Mild or Flappers. Mild at least have Suter, but the Flappers have better forwards. Both are still shit. though. Wangs come in a close third.
>>66836896
funky monkey
>>66836868
Or he saw a great investment opportunity in a very low valued Shittsburg team. He knew it only takes one big name draft pick to turn things around, and low and behold, they found it in Crosby.
>>66836886
This is probably my favorite hoc OC of all time. Surprised other teams haven't went to MSPaint and made their owns
>>66836957
Daily reminder the 2005 draft lottery was rigged
How come u18 usa team lost to Russia 8:2?
Is merica jsut a nigger shithole which can't into ice sport?
Is it... is the curse finally over? Can the Shorks finally be free?
>>66836981
>1980
>>66836962
Tried copying and pasting into paint. The green isn't one color so it isn't easy to change the colors to another team. Too much work to find the original monkey and make helmet + jersey. Besides, we all know the Oilers are in a vegetative state.
>>66836999
And? That exact team lost to Russia 10:3 two days before. Even the last american autist on the the Earth understands it.
>>66836981
isnt the russia team their b-team also? wow america is not good at hockey
>>66837028
>sanchez
>yamomoto
>american hockey
Well now that Minnesota has been exposed as complete and udder clownshoes who should I bandwagon for the playoffs? I'm leaning towards the Kings just so Chiraq fags have no claim to dynasty status
I don't know anymore if the Wild are close to being good and underperforming or if we are just a season or two behind Vancouver and their rebuild.
>>66836983
OFF
BY
ONE
>>66836981
That's literally happening in the town I was born in. Is there games tomorrow for it, I might check it out. Pls respond, Radulov.
>>66836967
No doubt in my mind. I remember it like it was yesterday:
>be me at age 16 during the summer of 2005
>working first job with a construction company
>working on condos in a rich area near a provincial park in Canada's boreal forest
>one of the friendlier condo owners turns out to be a Florida scout
>he makes it very clear to us that he knows that Crosby will not be a Panther
>makes it clear that he is going to a North East team
I never really thought much about it at the time because I was still young and could care less about conspiracy shit, but I remember all the older guys on the crew seemed to think it was some Earth shattering revelation of how Jew'd the system has become, or something like that. Looking back on it now though, I'm thinking they didn't realize just how obvious the scouts claim was. 3/4 of the 'three ball' teams are in the NE and Florida only had 'one ball'. Fucking scout was just trolling the old idiots I worked with.
>>66836999
>Amateur hockey
Only nations with professional national titles can respond with >year as evidence of their greatness.
>>66837097
Radulov is coming back to the nhl btw desu.
>>66837138
Did he forget his skates?
>>66837138
No he's not, he's a washed up neckbeard.
Also all the games are in Grand Forks which are an hour away REEEEEE
Still would be fun as fuck, maybe I'll ask my brother who lives there if he wants to go
>>66837083
>doesn't want chiraq to be a dynasty
>I know, I will root for the only other team that could currently claim to be a dynasty!
Huomenta
oh shit it's bracket time
>>66837181
>2 dynasties in 6 year span
>they never defend the title once
Yeah that makes sense
Kings winning the Cup this year makes all Reddithawks claims of dynasty status bullshit. Think, anon
>>66837156
>>66837172
Yes he is coming back to play. I've read Fetisov's interview on it. He commented the news on his leave.
>>66837200
If anyone but Chicago wins the Cup it invalidates their dynasty claim. It doesn't have to be the >kongs, it just can't be chiraq.
>>66837205
is it because rubles are an even bigger joke than canadollarydoos?
>>66837240
Who knows.
>>66837261
he always seemed like an unprofessional bust anyway
>>66836896
You ready for tomorrow mate?
You Kiwis are going to get fucked up.
>>66837354
What happens tomorrow? Emu wars part 2?
>>66837216
>not having 2 intersecting dynasties
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