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http://www.change.org/p/bring-back-smuk-anok
first for kangs
![1064px-Logo_New_York_Islanders.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uq1eUsO.png "1064px-Logo New York Islanders.svg[1]")
thoughts?
5th for memes
4th for BINLAND
>rags
Tree nill
>>66826166
this thread was made early
>panthers playing soon
Rangers taking the cup Check Em
>Wild win today
>all of a sudden everyone changes their tune
>post yfw stars AND caps both get memed on tonight
So we either see caps get humiliated or simmonds chimp out
gonna be a good night
doobs confirm Wings take at least one game
>>66826241
>rags takin it up the ass. Check em
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With all these "dubs" and "check 'em"s flying around, I'm surprised the mods/jannies don't prune these threads more often.
>>66826316
why are finnish people so ugly
>>66826337
>implying /hoc/ would get pruned
they do it for free
but not stupidly
>>66826316
Can someone translate this moonspeak?
>>66826203
Could be their breakout year, or could be the year they realize they need to rebuild.
dubs and barkov scores a hatrick
>>66826337
they only prune pictures of kippers and lonley >rags posts. its one of the reasons any >rags post absolutely must be responded to with another >rags
>>66826399
nice gretzky dubs
>>66826337
Hot pockets probably isn't awake yet. I just finished a three day ban for saying I don't have a leddit account and never will have one.
>>66826247
>finnish goaltending
Only morons think Dallas will have an easy first round.
>>66826410
>rags
>>66826345
EAT MORE GREASE FATBOY
>>66826385
They probably need a better middle-6, but rebuild? Isles are young man.
>>66826427
>rags
>a
>g
>sgar
>>66826425
every >rags posted deserves a return >rags
>rags
>>66826399
GRETZKY DUBS CONFIRM BARKOV FOR CONN SMYTHE
>>66826147
>not lucky 7's
>not the aces
>not the royal (royal flush)
>not the jackpots
i swear if they don't have a craps table pop up on the jumbo tron whenever they go on the PK i'll be upset
also these pads
>rags
>>66826493
THE ONLY GOD I NEED
IS THE ACE OF SPADES
THE ACE OF SPADES
>>66826493
Holy shit those pads are fucking based
What sounds will we not hear in this year's playoffs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfZ1rX7r5Q8
/r/ing rags elimination day
>>66826450
Tavares is at that age where he should be leading his team past the first rnd. But they will give the current group another shot, for at least two seasons. They need to test out their young prospects to see if it helps. But I personally don't have faith in Tavares as a top line center, not unless he has a great 2nd line center that can shelter some of his minutes. Their current team doesn't have that center.
>>66826569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idzh6mKbUAE
>>66826520
IHAN VITUN AWESOME AJAA AUTOO JA KUUNNELLA MOTÖRHEADII TÄYSII
Is there a playoff team with a worse top 6 than the >rags?
the mild don't count, their star is ded
BINLAN :DDDDDDDD
fug I forgot to save all the new inconsolable memes from the best pokecheck of the pens game
>>66826608
That may be the only song of theirs that I've heard, but it's fucking gr8 m8. I really do need to get more of their music, but that's a topic for another board.
>>66826598
Tavares is fine, they just don't give him much in the way of wingers. As for other centers they have Nielsen to take defensive assignments, and Barzal waiting in the wings. Strome too, but their coach is retarded and plays him on the wing for some reason. Coach is the biggest problem imo.
>>66826624
>>66826611
>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
>rags
>>66826685
Overkill is great, and their debut which i think is underrated, it's not as heavy and you can feel the blues roots
>>66826732
Cool, I'll check those out. Thanks!
Who /pens v kitties/ for max meme in the east final
>>66826801
do you actually talk like that
>>66826835
Probably sound like a yinzer unfortunately
>rags
>>66826852
nobody even says yinz anymore you faggot
>>66826835
it must be so awful to be a legitimate rangers fan on /hoc/
I understand why kings and hawks are hated, they're good
but the rags are awful and you cannot EVER post anything positive about them without getting hit with a >rags
>>66826873
>rags
>>66826616
how about the new york "look how great our 4th line is" islanders?
>>66826870
I do sometimes unironically and it makes me sad
Leaving lunch today with friends
>yinz ready to leave
>>66826891
nielsen - tavares - okposo is better than anything the >rags can roll in their top-6
>>66826873
the annoying faggot that /int/posts against all the canadians came out as a rags fan yesterday. thats what it does to them.
>>66826906
no you don't you force yourself to. nobody says it anymore
>>66826873
>rags
>>66826337
/hoc/ is self-containment, other /sp/urdos don't venture here.
>>66826597
>rags
>>66826166
nobody has asked the burning questions yet:
how would Phil Kessel celebrate the cup, should he win it? What would his first statement be?
>your face when the Dallas Stars Hockey Club located in Dallas, Texas, wins the NHL Championship Stanley Cup in the Stanley Cup Finals
>>66826925
>2016
>not believing in keynesian
>rags
Running low on time, but I think I'll have this for puck drop.
What are you eating?
>>66826925
that is a lot of autism for one .png. i can't imagine having to live life as a rags fan
>>66826981
FUCKING FROGPOSTERS FUCK OFF DALLAS SHIT
>>66826986
>dominos]
order from your local fucking pizza joint
>>66826986
>pepperoni and mushroom
>not pepperoni, pineapple and hotsauce
>>66826986
I got a little caesers hot n ready and some crazy bread
>>66826714
This post is good every time I see it
>>66826969
He'd probably find a way to work ">rags" into it
>>66827008
>pepperoni with pineapple
>>66826986
is that 11.99 in canada bucks or real money?
>>66826986
gonna get a donair desu, can't go wrong
>>66827033
>rags
>>66827027
spice with a little sweetness famalam
Can the Blues do it? Can the Blues save us from the Blackhawks bandwagon?
>>66826967
>rags
>all these pizza eaters
fucking degenerates
>>66827008
>pineapple
>>66826967
>Chris chan tries biking.gif
>>66827062
>the weak blue performance with duncan missing
>win on a fluke goal
unless elliott can stand on his head every single game, hawks will steal an away and advance
Jesus fuck you niggers are autistic af. Let's how about talk about teams that are ACTUALLY PLAYING tonight. Stop parrotin g eachother no one thinks its funny
flyers will win
capitals will goon it up
I wanted to get the full brooklyn experience so I wen't out and got myself some authentic brooklyn jewish food. pic related
>rags
So how big will the outrage be when the craps lose this series?
>>66827095
ok then, how badly is Washington gonna kill the Flyers?
Will the dirty hippy liberals in california even watch the playoffs today with the democratic debate on during the same time?
>>66827095
>rags
>>66827112
As long as holtby goes and roughs up mason right off the bat the caps will be fine
>tfw hate too much sauce
Am I the only one? Everyone talks about how they love sauce on their pizza. I like minimal sauce pretty much. Shit like Pizza Hut is disgusting because o fthis
>>66827190
>implying emery won't jump in from the crowd and give holtby another ass beating
>>66827143
sup rebbit?
>>66827194
>he doesn't shake off extra sauce to use as dipping material for the crust
>>66827204
>ass beating
>not ape assault
>>66827204
highlight of both their careers desu
>>66827143
Those dirty hippie liberals are probably more technologically literate than you, so they'll probably TiVo or otherwise record the debate while cheering their teams on.
>>66827228
>stay mad white boy
>>66827143
I doubt they would watch anyway since mexicans are too poor for tv
>>66827255
>tech litererate
>uses tivo
LMAO
>>66827259
Isn't that that beer league scrub that just got waived?
>>66827255
>stinky smelly beaners
>able to affording TiVo
nice try pedro, you steal that from one of the houses you mow the lawn of?
go finland
The first week of the first round is the best time of the year for hockey. The prospect of watching tonight's games was the only thing that got me through today.
>>66827308
>implying emery didn't single handedly end the caps post season before it even started with a couple dozen 4 knuckle hellos to holtbys head
>>66827320
go BARKOV
>>66827352
>he's a great goalie because he won a fight against a guy who wasn't fighting back
we're dealing with advanced autism here, guys, be careful
>>66827352
>November
>>66827022
more like
>Yeah it's nice.
or
>I 'm going to [town where he's from]
What will he do when the cup goes to him?
>I 'll put it in the fridge so I can see it every time I 'm hungry
>rubenstein
>stein
http://www.sbnation.com/2013/10/8/4818062/three-reasons-why-blackhawks-repeat-as-stanley-cup-champs
>>66827358
more like baldkov lmao
>>66827358
islanders are gonna BTFO barkov so hard he'll be deported
>>66827320
ful land
>>66827380
talk shit, get hit
holtby and the rest of you little whtie bois better learn your place
>>66827416
why are you reading sjwnation to being with?
>>66827451
literacy is optional in chiraq
>>66826250
>yfw lundpads is a scratch for game 2 and the >rags blame their loss on not having their starting goalie when penguins are using their third stringer
>rags
Rangers are doing alright, they should have won that game last night desu.
>kuznetmeme actually wants a game seven
topkek this delusional ruskie thinks it'll be "fun"
>>66827492
hello would you care to comment
>>66827492
hello would you care to comment
>>66827467
>rags
>>66827492
>rags
>>66827506
didn't the series with the >rags go to game 7 last season?
went so well then
LETS GO FLYERS
E
T
S
G
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F
L
Y
E
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S
>>66827531
yup than ovi guaranteed a win kek
>>66827538
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>66827508
>acknowledging tripfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMPQi3W1vk
Flyers vs Capitals stream
how many flyers will based Wilson injure tonight?
>>66827492
>they should have won
>should have
The team that won is the team that should have won. Welcome to sports, faggot
>rags
>flyers
>ELITE
Pick one, ReddiTURDS
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44igg8
another Flyers Caps stream if NHL jews take it down
>>66826873
You're delusional if you try to say the Rangers aren't good.
The >Rags meme started because they continue to beat teams in the playoffs they are "supposed to lose to" and have been going on long runs coming back in series and winning games 7s every season recently.
The >Rags meme is PURE jealousy and nothing more. Every time I see one I picture pic related on the other end and laugh.
Let me get a >Rags reply if you agree with me
Dat CBC intro was pretty good.
>>66827004
Local one has worse ingredients and higher prices.
>>66827014
How do you feel about the wongs? Like a Tampa fan shouldn't order Little Caesars, but they would eat Publix anyways.
>>66827033
Canadian dollar is no longer legal currency in Canada anymore.
Ovi will not score in this game
>>66827579
>if
>>66827579
don't fucking post that you retard
>>66827579
Shame dm doesn't do 60fps
>>66827604
who cares, I stole it from reddit
>>66827595
when are they fully switching over to bitcoin?
>>66827352
I love how filthadelphia fans always conveniently forget that the flyers lost that game 0-7.
>>66827592
>Rags
>>66827576
>debbies
>playoffs
>>66827604
its the top on reddit, this won't do anything
>>66827579
>>66827553
>tfw i get 3$ for each stream i report
>tfw you guys just bought me a burger :^) thanks keep postin
>that one autist trying to force the capital R >rags meme
I won't even give him a (You)
>>66827645
You're obviously butthurt if you had to make a post about it
Yo guys, I might just have gotten a job in this country now.
Flag is a bit boring though.
Caps-flyers thread where?
>>66827622
>implying the score of the game matters
>>66827592
I'm glad you're here to reclaim the spot of the most delusional fanbase, those pongs fags have been weak
>rags
>>66827644
It's okay, I'm just streaming it for fun anyway and only 3 people are watching despite the fact it's probably better than the garbage on reddit.
just end it now phili
i cant handle the expectation
MAKE A GAME THREAD U AUTISTIC TURBONIGGERS
Predictions for the Caps game?
5-1 Caps
>>66827690
4-2 Flyers
>>66827675
some high quality stuff there senpai. how you doin it?
>>66827690
5-1 caps in injured players
>>66827690
4-3 (OT) Flyers
>>66827690
4-0 Caps, just like the series
all of these army vets being honored tonight. Boy, we're really rubbing it in cancucks faces, eh guys?
>>66827690
Under/over on the amount of injuries by the end of the series?
>>66827553
>these army carnival ceremonies
disturbing desu
Is everyone ITT a fan of specific teams or do most posters just come here for memes?
>>66827687
Be my guest
Classy move Craps with the moment of silence for Ed
RIP ED
>>66827690
4-3 Flyers in double OT
Nice anthem DC.
Cheating since you have all the honor guard stuff there, though
>>66827722
meme bracket
CAPS FLYERS
>>66827724
FLYERS AT CAPITALS
>>66827750
>>66827750
>>66827750
>>66827668
>AY YO HOL' UP [SMAK LIPS] U SAYIN' WE GETTIN BLOWN OUT?
>BETTAH BEAT UP THIS WHITE BOI
>Philadelphia fans are still acting like this is a thing to be proud of.
>>66827731
I'm a fan of whatever team I'm betting on
>>66827731
I'd say you get a mix of both types.
>>66827690
These dubs say caps win 6-1
>>66827760
>>66827762
kek
PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST WITH >rags
>open your playoff series by cucking yourself to the other teams dead owner
laughable. i called washington 2nd round exit, but they clearly are first round exit.
>>66827726
Not really. Plenty of American soldier die defending Canada.
Rangers sweep in 6
>>66827781
>Rags
>>66827775
What about people of post >rags? Are they fans of specific teams? Where and when did this meme originate?
>>66826611
to think this was a year ago
time flies...
>>66827812
>>66827624
>>66827592
What the fuck does >Rags mean?
its >rags you fucking retatards
>>66827731
The Rangers are my favourite team but >rags posting is pretty fun
>>66827825
roughly sometime around 1930
>>66827825
Dunno, I guess some may be fans of other teams, but some probably do it just to shitpost. As to the meme's origin, got no clue.
>>66827799
DOUBLE DUBS OF TRUTH
>>66827856
I actually started this meme, also a Rangers fan
>>66827856
>favourite
>u
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66827873
shut the fuck up reddit
>>66827885
Whatever, plebeian.
>>66827885
You seem upset
>>66827873
>>66827825
>>66827864
It actually started in 2014
The term rags was always used in /hoc/ but then it became the biggest meme when the kings beat the rags in the finals
In celebration we all spammed >rags and everyone loved it, Its how I became a kings fan
>>66827885
dude shut the fuck up. stop being a faggot. we need to just admit that we all have reddit accounts already. being a redditor is nothing to be ashamed of and honestly we're on the same side. reddit and /sp/ are allies now to fight against the right-wing /pol/ cancer on this board
Is it >Rags or >rags?
Im confused
Would /hoc/ rather have two franchise centers or two franchise D?
>>66827799
>rags
>>66827967
>reddit and /sp/ are allies now
no
>>66828003
>that blonde Kings chick on the right, dancing and flipping off the differently-attired dude just off-camera
kek
>>66828003
Centers tbqh.
Penguins > Predators
>>66827850
Who the fuck are you the meme police?
>>66828054
its some faggot copypasta from /tv/ just ignore the fat virgins
>>66828091
>rags
Stay mad you rags fuck your team is trash
>>66827967
>mad at /pol/
>rags
>>66826873
>rags
>>66828003
>tfw you will never get to kiss her ass
>>66828066
What is a url thingy, I have never gone on reddit. Do I have to satanically ritualize for some >rags posts
>>66827322
>rags
>>66828201
HAHA nice
Got a new meme going
Will >Rags posting be the new >rags posting?
Soon.
>>66828312
Swept
>>66828312
that's not the picture I'd use
>>66828201
>rags
>>66828003
why are king slags so degenerate?
>all these penalties
THE FIX IS IN
ANOTHER CINDERELLA RUN INCOMING
PHILTHY FANS CONFIRMED FOR SUCKING OFF UNCLE GARY
>>66828363
>Rags
>rags
>>66828369
>tfw no trashy cum dumpster gf to bust deep loads in
Can i get a >rags lads?
>>66828437
>>66828450
every rags post deserves a ragsponse
>rags
>>66828459
>rags
keep the meme pure lads
>>66828427
>national "ovechkin is an arrogant russian" hockey league
>>66828456
fuck off pedophile
>>66828487
>>66828472
>>66828450
>>66828437
Is this the best meme ever created?
No matter what kind of day I had i can always come here to post >rags and it makes me feel better.
>>66828535
People hating on the Rangers is actually what killed /hoc/ and made everyone leave.
>>66828554
>rags
>>66828554
not really, posting >rags is the glue that holds this place together
>>66828554
>rags
>>66828554
t. Shalom Goldbergstein
>>66828353
We got this. Cappy made some decent moves. Hamonic back, Pulock over Strait/Zid, Quine over Prince. It's the best we can do with Lee out.
>Stamclot
>le rags xDDDD
Jesus you losers need a life watch the fucking game you cucks
>>66828623
>rags
>>66828623
>rags
>>66828623
>rags
>>66828623
>rags
>>66828583
prince is in, but I don't like that Strome's not playing center over quine
>>66828623
>rags
>>66828369
I 'm more attracted to the dark-haired behind, making the grimace
>it's a >rags posting episode
>>66828686
oh look, I got another sequence of identical final four digits
>>66828623
>rags
HAHA TIME FOR GRAPES!
any good don cherry memes?
>rags
>>66828636
>>66828640
>>66828653
>>66828654
>>66828666
>>66828670
>>66828722
>falling for easy bait
Thanks for the (You)s, Reddit.
>>66828623
My team won their game last night, what the fuck is your team doing
>>66828749
>rags
>>66828749
>rags
>>66828623
>rags
>>66828683
>no eye
>gonna cry
>smelly pads
>stinky >rags
>>66828666
Damn, you're right. Prince hasn't been bad, but he'll get BTFO in a physical game.
Strome hasn't been good wherever he's played. The 3rd line is a throwaway and has been all season. The 4th line will see more ice time than them. They should probably see more ice than the 2nd too.
>>66828749
np I'll give away
>rags
any day of the week for little or no reason
>>66828749
>falling for my reverse bait
Thanks for the (You)
>rags
>>66828783
don't spoonfeed the newfriends
>>66828788
have another on the house
>rags
>>66828788
If you are a faggot reply to this post with >rags
^
>rags
I'm at the Panthers game
I was right inbetween randy Moller and the other guy during interviews, screaming out LET'S GO BASED GOD
Am I TV famous yet
>"Kraft is searching for America's most passionate hockey community"
>only one Minnesotan city
You aren't fooling me Mac n Cheese fags
>>66828808
>rags
Fuck Finland
ALRIGHT!
NOW LISTEN TO ME KIDS, THIS GUY
THIS GUY HERE do we have the tape?
THERE WE GO! THIS GUY HERE HE'S A HEART AND SOUL KINDA GUY
THIS IS THE KINDA GUY YOU WANT ON YOUR TEAM
>we've got to wrap it up, don
NO! NOW LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YA
YOU CAN'T WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS WITHOUT GUYS LIKE THIS
>we're out of tim-
I'M ALMOST DONE! IN TODAY'S NHL YOU NEED HEART AND SOUL AND YOU NEED GRIT
THESE KINDA GUYS WHO KEEP THEIR STICKS ON THE ICE AND CAN FIGHT WHEN THEY NEED TO!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ALL YOU FOLKS OUT THERE WHO JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND FIGHTING!
OK, THAT'S IT
>heh, you've been watching hockey night in canada
>on rogers
>>66826203
LET'S GO ISLANDERS!
>>66828830
>2016
>still using that outdated meme made "famous" by a shitty 'ironic' rapper
No anon, you aren't famous. You are something though
>>66828858
My duty has been fulfilled
>>66828780
he played some games at center this year and he looked a little better to me, but what's probably gonna matter more is the defense and greiss
just hope they have a good series in hamonic's last year
>>66828830
autism
kys imo
>>66828875
I have a tolerance you pussy
>>66828830
>$35 for playoff tickets
At least it sold out.
>>66828874
Don't make me feel. I was hyped.
>rags
>>66828930
lmao my local midwest NASL memeball regular season tickets cost that much
>>66828948
>rags
>tfw laffs didn't make the playoffs so we can't >laff post
>rags
>>66828771
Pure meme poetry.
>>66828930
I'm pretty anxious, this is the last ride for this core
at least there's no danger of losing to the pongs or the rags
>>66828830
Were you the guy stroking your beard?
>>66828847
>Don Cherry's message to goalies in 2016
YOU'LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT, KID!
>>66828997
I'd like Nielsen back. Oki is gonna get overpaid someplace. Martin is a wrecking ball, but not going to be that missed. I'd have him back for the right price.
Also, I'm realizing Quine is at center because he has fuckall experience anyplace else.
>>66828997
Why are you afraid of the Rags?
They dont even deserve to be in the playoffs they are a terrible team
USAUSAUSAUSA USAUSAUSAUSA
GOD I CAN FEEL THE FREEDOM, AMERICA GRANT ME MORE FREEDOM!
>>66829104
oh I'm not, realistically I'd love to play them before anyone else, I'm just saying the panthlels aren't much of a rival, it's a little less pressure for my mental health
>Cats have an obnoxious shout over the anthem like Dallas
Who ever thought these were good ideas? They make you look like twats.
>>66829149
You already admitted to being afraid of the pong and the rags
You are a disgrace to /hoc/
>>66829163
thread here
>>66828834
Tavares is overrated and can't skate.
>>66829179
fite me m8
Quick survery /hoc/
>Has your team ever lost to the rags in the playoffs
>How did you cope with it?
BARKOV ELITE FUCK YEAAAHH
ISLELS BEELOOWWWNNNN THE FUCK OUTTT
CATS
A
T
S
>>66829278
>caps fan
every year
>>66829278
Once in 1932, and never since lol. The laffs have won a fucking cup since that shit happened, that's ancient history.
JAGR IS DED
>>66829321
>>66829312
So you are the people who constantly post >rags?
>>66829350
>rags
>>66829350
i aggressively do not >ragspost
>>66829278
My shitty >snes team was able to take the >rags to game 7 a couple years back, so I didn't feel too bad I guess.
When is mcmeme playing?
>caps can't even put away this shit Flyers team and taking all of these dumb penalties
Pens sweep in 5, ez
smuk please come back
How bad will hoc be when the kitties make the finals
>>66829539
October
>>66829614
We'll never know, Tampa's knocking cats out in 2nd round
>cats and caps score at exactly the same time
Truly, this is a sign of the ECF
Given that the Canadian teams essentially keep the league afloat with their revenue it's only fair that a hand full of playoff spots be reserved for Canadian teams. I suggest that two spots in each conference be reserved so that in the case such as this year if no Canadian teams make the playoffs the two wildcard teams will be removed and replaced with the two highest ranking Canadian teams in the conference.
It's only fair.
>2 ppg tip ins at the same time
Woah
>>66829910
>affirmative action because your team is trash
shoo shoo nigger
>>66829910
I completely agree with this policy. I, for one, would love my team to get what is essentially a bypass for first round by sweeping a Canadian team.
>First game of the playoffs
>Countless, visible empty seats in Florida
Holy shit, Cats
>>66830065
holy fuck I just noticed too
what a joke.
>>66829910
just be patient senpai
kings and hawks used to be garbage, although that's just two teams instead of every single canadian team sucking
petrovic is not very good at defense
>>66830065
Also still playing the Harlem Shake in 2016
Lundpads got knocked out of the playoffs by his own teammate?
>rags
>>66830123
Took a stick to the eye from Marc Staal.
>vulcan mind tricks and jedi mind melds
Stay classy NBC.
>>66830123
Now he only has one more eye than he does rings.
what do u think there thinkgin about?
>tfw intermissions line up
>>66830238
>god i wish one of us wasn't a finn
>>66830238
not their gold medals, that's for sure
>>66830238
">rags"
>>66830238
>hey kari
>Yeah annti?
>aren't you glad we play in America and not Canada?
>sure am
>Ovi won't even break 20 minutes TOI
is he a bust?
go panthers
>No Parise
>No Vanek
So it's going to be Dallas in 4 then lads?
>>66830416
>implying it was ever going to be something other than dallas in 4
>>66829010
I have glasses and a lip piercing
what does /hoc/ consider a respectable hawk run given the talent loss?
>rags
>this streamer playing throwback chel during intermission
Based
https://twitter.com/FlaPanthers/status/720777558736900096
>>66830170
Kinda disappointed it wasn't Kreider.
>>66830555
The irony of Marc Staal causing an eye injury is better
>>66830555
Le puck in the eye man is only slightly less memey than le run the goalie guy
Ugh. I really regret starting the >rags meme. Way too overused. Gonna head over to meme r&d tomorrow and see if they have anything ready to go. Hopefully it won't be beaten into the ground.
>>66830416
Wish these teams had announced all these injuries before I set my bracket
Is there any hockey better that western conference OT playoff hockey?
>>66830541
Not gonna lie that is pretty entertaining. I wonder how many raft beaners actually watch hockey
>>66830630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX2eJlyc6Uo
stars / wild thread
>>66830767
>>66830767
>>66830767
>>66830767
that barkov between the legs tho
is /sp/ completely kill? even hockey playoff threads are just /tv/ circlejerks now
>>66830864
I have the caps game on the tv and watching the kitties game on mute on the monitor what were they reviewing on that play? was very pretty shot
TAVERES DED
>>66830948
>no canadian teams
>no fans
Bet you regret making fun of us now.
>>66830988
oh yeah, this peaceful bliss is awful
Fuck ya, playoff fights are the best
>fighting late in the 3rd of a one goal playoff game
Full fucking retard
>>66830978
What happened?
>>66830988
I don't even care what teams are in as long as mine is man. these gamethreads have been nothing but hurr durrr everyone respond to this stupid post and hurr durr no canadian teams lol. last year was too good and all the retards heard it was good and are now ruining it
Nice chimpout Simmons.
Flyers would have had a PP LEL SIMMONS YOU MONGREL
Philly just got fucked by that refpuck.
>>66831117
that was ridiculous. wilson deserved a 5 for that hit
>>66830541
hurr durr other cultures are so wacky and entertaining
racist
>>66831098
>letting your team mates get pushed around
>playing for the Philadelphia Flyers
>>66831117
>nigger acts like a nigger
>fucking refs amirite?
>Capiholds
>Capicheats
this is a really poorly officiated game, did these refs put money on the Craps or something?
I'm a neutral fan and this is still clearly bullshit. Bad for league, these biased refs should be suspended.
Do these Chevy Malibu commercials make anyone else irrationally angry?
>6 powerplays
>1 goal against the cryers
Explain to me how this caps team has any shot against the Pens or Kitties?
>>66831244
sorry, what did you say the score was?
>>66831176
>bad 4 minute high sticking call (was clearly a two)
>2 missed holds, very obvious ones
>dirty hits
>missed slash
>missed trip
Caps are good boys, dindu nuffin
>philly gets mad and fights one of the dirtiest hitters.
>stealth calls a roughing penalty on him
>no powerplay
>calls a penalty on philly for some reason
>ref literally yelling at ghost bear (what is he a cap employee?)
>craps get another undeserved powerplay.
What am unimpressive win, huge refpuck to beat an 8th seed.
Caps are shit.
>>66831244
Dont the pens have some random dude from the stand in goal?
They're pretty lucky they're against the rags desu
>>66831244
JUST
Caps score, 2-0, this shit is ogre
>>66831316
um that's my cat
>>66831293
>GOALIE OF THE YEAR IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE
>>66831282
Wow 2 whole goals against the cryers. Can you remind how many goals the Pens scored against the Flyers last time they used Crosby? Just remember the caps will have a literal 25% chance of losing this series if they go up 2 games
>look at prospect rankings
>all of them are C
why even have the category
>>66831293
Don't matter who you have in goal when you go off for 5 every night . it's not a struggle for us to score against shit teams, unlike a certain team who can't win a game 7
>>66831244
If the Crap make it that far, the Pens will beat them in 5 games.
Pens will coast to an easy win over the >rags while it takes the Craps 7 games to beat an 8th seed again.
Ovechkin will be gassed by the time the Craps advance then get memed on by the much quicker Pittsburgh forwards.
>>66831346
Nice taste in hockey cats m9
>>66828623
>rags
>>66831292
>game over
>nigger goes back to fighting
what a surprise, sloppy Leastern Conference game ends with a fight. bunch of shitters need to learn how to play hockey or the NHL is going to be in a crisis of several consecutive Finals with nobody able to measure up to the winner of the WCF
Flyers are a joke. That was embarrassing
HAHA TIME FOR SHORKING
>>66831436
She is not a beaner
LGTSS
>FLOYERS
>FILTHY
caps
>>66827967
This pasta
\pol\ is and will always be right
3 on 3
>good time to go to the bench
This is gostisbere logic
Faggot lost the game for his team. Nice Dman you got there
>>66831541
>\\
this is disgusting
>>66826166
>trying to watch hells kitchen on youtube+chat streaming site but everything is laggy as hell
>some cunt is streaming hockey with as many people in one room as the entire rest of the site
Fuck off nerds.
damn son, are all stars girls this sexy?
>>66831549
ghostbear will disappear the rest of this series
>>66831584
>implying this is the fault of us and not the streamer having a shit connection
I streamed the entire Flyers vs. Capitals game to 33 people without as much as a hiccup. Get a ATSC tuner and watch it over the air you broke bastard. Or go to ustvnow.com and watch Fox there, it's free faggot.
Tavares is elite as fuck
These past two nights have shown the Leastern conference is more of a joke than ever. I think every Western team could beat anyone in the East (except for the pedosota childfuckers cause they are the worst playoff team in the shootout era)
>>66831555
/pol\ w as s right
>>66831608
Build the wall
>>66831654
thanks btw
>start off as casual hawks fan
>start to get into hockey, learn about individual players and how the contract system works
>see what prospects we have in the pipe and what we traded for our cups
Am I right to foresee a rough couple years ahead that will probably shed a bunch of bandwagoners?
Thank God my kings will win by 4 tonight so I don't have to hear about how awesome the capitals are when they couldn't even shit on a team when given 6 pp. The less I have to hear nigger Kevin Weekes fellate holtmeme the better
>cryers
>>66831608
me on the left
>>66831702
Yeah np I'll leave it running for the Kings vs Sharks
>>66831719
stud
>>66831719
thanks also. for some reason I'm getting blacked out for the nbcsn games but not the cnbc ones its fucking stupid. but your stream is very nice
>>66831719
Take a drink for every Mexican in the crowd shown on TV
>>66831748
You get like an actual legit blackout? Here they switch NBCSN to some soccer shit when the Red Wings are playing.
>>66831751
Sharks @ Kings -->
>>66831751
Sharks @ Kings -->
>>66831751
Sharks @ Kings -->
TIME TO START THE PREGAMING
Who's gonna get exposed the hardest?
>>66831748
>>66831773
ya the last 2 nights I've gotten blacked out for games, luckily I'm on directv so it auto searches for the game on a different channel
>>66831773
I use pavlov media cuz its provided by my apartment so I get cnbc and most channels normally but I use my parents cable account from nearby to stream the channels I don't get. all season long I could get the flyers local stream on it since I'm in philly but out of nowhere today it says I'm blacked out and now the wild/stars isn't working either.
makes no sense.
>>66831708
Why is he even an analyst anyway? Did always watching from the bench make him an expert on actually playing?
>>66831719
are you the one streaming the canadian news right now?
>>66831872
Yup, the game will be on the same channel so I'm just leaving it up.
>>66831811
caps. flylels are gonna win a game at home and they're going to fall apart
>having empty seats anywhere in your arena
>ever
>especially during ploffs
Embarrassing desu
>>66831897
>Cryers fans actually believe this
>>66831897
Idk they looked real shaky tonight but i think they'll find their groove next game
>>66831890
cool just making sure I'm not leaving it on for no reason
Who you got?
>>66831950
Looks like youtube shut my stream down though. Good thing I've got some time to sort it out.
>>66831960
Perds and Pens according to my draft
>>66831960
>craps
>pongs
>literal meme series could go either way
>clots
>stors
>blose
>cucks or perds in a meme upset
>shorks
>>66831897
>ghostbear already showed he can't handle the pressure
>cryers can't go three periods without chimping out
>simmonds (CRYERS LEADING GOAL SCORER) fought a fourth liner and ruined a pp opportunity
lel ok
>>66831965
fuckin kikes. I had a jew during discussion in my class today disclose that she was raised heavily liberal, is jewish, and understands why some people living in america are happy about 9/11 because they like to see the underdog win I swear to god
>>66831960
Sharks and Caps
>>66832016
dont forget
>simmonds (CRYERS LEADING GOAL SCORER) took 7 minutes in penalties with 7 minutes left to go in the game
>>66832048
>Democrat voters will never be executed en masse
>>66832048
I'm a hardcore liberal yet I hope she gets a nice swift kick to the cunt.
>>66832082
>>66832086
it was a discussion about the novel persepolis which is all about the islamic revolution in iran so of course the jew has to say 9/11 was good to some people and that she understands them. if I have to speak to her again I don't know if I can contain myself
what the fuck are the kitties doing the islanders are playing like shit and just keep fucking scoring
>>66832126
Congratulations! Your YouTube account is now verified.
Lol I'm back in business, wasn't too hard. I'll wait until the news is over to start again.
>>66832179
>rags keep beating the >craps
who would have thought
>he watched the regular season
Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking pleb
>>66832196
nice. I have my chromebook hooked up to my tv streaming your stream and right now the tv is on cable showing the islanders vs panthers and I got my laptop and liquor with me with no classes tomorrow.
HOLY FUCKING ISLANDERS WHAT THE FUCK THE KITTIES SUCK
>panthlels
>>66832179
There's only 29 teams though
guess lou hasn't forgotten his vancouver days
no one should be suprised cats are bad
>>66832231
If I didn't what the fuck else was I going to watch and shitpost about, election coverage? Teen Mom 2? Stare at the Viasat Hockey schedule when all the games are off?
>>66832239
Yeah I use my Nexus Player to monitor my youtube stream on my TV then check the other games on my laptop. Always good to have a dual screen setup, especially for shitposting during games.
>>66832179
that says 2008-present and youre on an iphone so I'll assume its 2008-2011. pretty fucking lame. not to mention I know how low the rangers fall this year and how far in the middle the penguins fall because I looked it up for the series.
faggot.
>>66832289
shots are 37 vs 24 for florida. luongo sucks they should put montoya there.
Go Kitties :D
>>66832321
first 2 goals were not luongo's fault. those were the only ones I was sober enough to remember to comment about but I think goal #5 also wasn't his fault
LETS GO KITTIES POWERPLAY BITCHES
>tfw your main team didn't make the playoffs
LMAO THAT PENALTY HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66832408
iktf bro
:(
>Mob call on Isles v Team Yagr
youll see it by tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzzCoAbY_I
Sharks vs Kings stream is up
>Flyers
>Rags
That is all...
>>66832717
flyers sweep in 5
>>66832489
>La Porsha
Really ...
>>66832742
She was named after a porsche
>>66832717
why is your flag that
>Outshoot the enemy 26 to 47
>lose 5-4
Fucking Kitties this isn't fair you're supposed to win :(
>nofanthers
>bustk0v
>>66832820
Dw senpai they'll sweep in 5
GOAT skater
GOAT captain
GOAT franchise
>>66832820
how many open nets does barkov have to make for jagr for him to pot even one :(
>>66832820
Don't be surprised because Luongo always chokes in the playoffs
>>66832820
Lu really shit the bed
>BU-2TK0V
there are stinky smelly beaners in the gamethread so this is the normal person gamethread for shorks kongs and the new thread will be also
if lelongo starts tomorrow then it'll be 8-2
>>66832820
whole franchise is on the edge of extinction desu
new
>>66832964
>>66832964
>>66832964
>video was interrupted streamer stopped streaming
I hate jewtube
>rags
>rags
>>66832982
I fixed it, had some totally retarded failure on my end, sorry!
>>66832808
I live in the Portland Or area
>rags
