Sharks
Tomas Hertl - Joe Thornton - Joe Pavelski
Joonas Donskoi - Logan Couture - Joel Ward
Matt Nieto - Patrick Marleau - Melker Karlsson
Nick Spaling - Chris Tierney - Tommy Wingels
Paul Martin - Brent Burns
Marc-Edouard Vlasic - Justin Braun
Brenden Dillon - Roman Polak
Martin Jones
James Reimer
Injured: None
Scratched: Dainius Zubrus, Micheal Haley, Dylan DeMelo
Kings
Milan Lucic - Anze Kopitar - Tanner Pearson
Dustin Brown - Jeff Carter - Tyler Toffoli
Dwight King - Vincent Lecavalier - Kris Versteeg
Kyle Clifford - Andy Andreoff - Trevor Lewis
Jake Muzzin - Luke Schenn
Brayden McNabb - Drew Doughty
Alec Martinez - Rob Scuderi
Jonathan Quick
Jhonas Enroth
Injured: Marian Gaborik (lower body)
Scratched: Jamie McBain, Nick Shore
Sharks: Pavelski 6g4a this season vs LA, Thornton has been atleast a point a game for the last 33 wins including 8pts vs the kings. Jones to get the start in net, last time he was on playoff ice in the SAP center he was helping to create the >it was 3-0 meme. Sharks have outscored kings by a combined 10-4 on staples center ice this season.
Kings: Carter and Toffoli both with 5pts vs the sharks this season. Gaborik skated but not playing, Martinez back in the lineup. Quick has yet to see a win vs the sharks this season and is looking to increase his 50% winrate vs them in the post season. Kings look to tighten up and not give up power plays to the leagues 3rd best power play unit (22.5%)
Season series saw all but 1 game go to the visiting team. Sharks look to expand their regular season road success into the post season, Kings hope to break that trend in the first game between the two teams that are probably getting sick of seeing each other in the playoffs.
Get in
Start drinking
Keep it friendly, we all California here
>shorks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMPQi3W1vk
Stream here
>it was 3-0
Sharks pls redeem yourselves
I'm gonna be sick
Fuck eL gAy.
The leftover energy from Kobe's game inside Staples will carry the Kings to a 3-1 victory.
>it was 3-0
I still consider the Ducks our bigger rival than the Sharks
>shorks
>17 playoff appearances
>no cups
holy shit lol
>stinky smellies
the air may be filled with the odor of bean burritos but the sharks aren't choking this time
GKG BIIIIIIIH
Raiders > Niners
Lakers > Warriors
Dodgers > Giants
Kings > Sharks
>>66831982
cum
>>66831982
There's no we, faggot. I'm drinking water. Maybe in a little bit I'll crack a PBR.
>muh childrens hospital
Worst part of Kings broadcasts.
>>66831982
ur mum's titty residue
>>66831982
Screwdrivers with absolut
Who /neutral/ here. Might go with the sharks because they seem like less of beaners
>>66832089
hawks fan here
just burning time until friday, I'll probably go to sleep halfway through the game
Is it weird that I live in 510 and watching this?
>>66832089
caps fan, pulling for sharks for based joel ward
>>66832132
Why would it be?
>>66832178
510 is Warriors territory, not Sharks
>>66832089
Wings here. I'm with you.
>>66832089
>San Jose
>no beaners
Heh. San Jose is pretty much 95% Mexican
>>66832184
>>66832132
Wow youre really dumb.
GO KINGS GO
>>66832204
I said less, and the census confirms it.
>>66832204
san jose is mostly white and asian, paco
>>66832233
San Jose has more of a reputation of being Mexican than LA in California
LA has White and Asian people. San Jose barely has any Asians and barely any Whites
>>66832249
LA is 47% beaners. San Jose is 33%
>>66832249
>LA has White and Asian people.
Both whites and asians our outnumbered by mexicans in LA
Do any of you fags actually live in California?
>>66832249
>>66832278
>>66832287
What kind of Asian person would live in a place named "San Jose"
San Francisco makes sense but not San Jose
>>66832302
a viet. that kind of asian person
>>66832302
Apparently a lot. LA is 10% Asian while San Jose is 32%
I miss Bob Miller
>>66832287
I don't think you can call anyone a fag when you live in California
>>66832302
the kind that works in silicon valley type businesses
>>66832351
The guy they got to replace him sounds eerily similar.
Burns is a smelly hobo with a smelly hobo non playoff beard
>>66832376
Is this the part where I'm supposed to ask where youre from? Cause to be honest I dont really give a shit which landlocked flyover state you call home, little bitch.
>>66831982
Burning through the last of my 805s.
>>66832415
>beaners from commiefornia get triggered this easily
How's it feel being in literally the worst state in the country?
reminder the Shorks will NEVER EVER even get to the Finals
>>66832450
we put the entire country on our backs lol. without us the rest of you fags would be 3rd worlders
>>66832450
>mfw california state laws
their entire state run on taxes from construction workers picked up outside home depot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzzCoAbY_I
Sharks vs Kings stream is up now
Ducks would wrek both of these shit teams
Stop replying to the flyover state fag's bait. Ignore him like the irrelevant loser he is.
>>66832468
What do you mean? You took all the Mexicans and liberals so we don't have to? Thanks. Feels good living in a nice city where whites are still the majority.
more like cucks lol
>>66832386
In the future they will have a Bob Miller AI hologram do all the games
>tfw my grandkids will get to listen to Bob talk about how it was 3-0 during story time
>>66832501
go choke on an avocado
>>66832506
Fuck off back to /pol/ faggot
I hate this dumb intro fucking shit with these dipshit media faggots. get to the goddamn game.
Greetings goybros
>it was 3-0
go sharks
woo
>>66832506
Where's this nice city you speak of?
>>66831982
Absinthe. Time for a lucid drunk game.
>>66832531
Lmao. Pure triggered cuck.
>>66832502
>>66832415
>implying I don't have more coastline than you
If I turn on my sprinklers will it trigger you?
Hey Joe you dropped this
"C"
>>66832558
Grand Rapids. Delicious microbrews and delicious white women
>>66832579
>If I turn on my sprinklers will it trigger you?
it will
pls dont
mmmmmmmmmmm playoff Alex Curry
>>66832579
Poor fags are the only ones that don't use sprinklers in la
>>66832603
GR is cool, I'm from Traverse City which is probably even whiter but it's boring as all fuck.
>>66832497
thx m8
>>66832579
I can smell the conservacuck in you a mile away
Fuck off back to your containment board now or go smoke meth trailer park trash
alexbae :3
>>66832386
That's Nick Nickson. He's been doing the Kings radio broadcast forever, and used to do the Prime Ticket broadcasts.
>>66832603
California literally has all the best craft beer and far better white women in comparison bum fuck Michigan
holy shit that negress with the afro wtf
dubs and thornton fights doughty
>this Afro bitch
WE
>>66832663
why is she stroking her chin
>laporsha
Niggernotes incoming
Who the hell is this afro midget what happened to pia?
>laporsha
Top kek
Still better than the bass solo they had for the Laker game last night
>>66832501
got a sharks version of this
>>66832681
Instantly muted. I'm sick of this bullshit.
[chimp sounds intensify]
>dat hair
WEW LAD
>>66832658
This . And the dankest bud and bomb ass Latina chicks
>>66832622
>>66832687
i'd get a boner but i have to pee so its not working
>naming your child after a car you can't afford
>>66832671
WUZ
>asking a black person to sing the national anthem ever again
they take forever and completely butcher it by trying to put their own spin on it
>>66832712
Best women of any kind. Period
Longest anthem ever what the fuck
CARTMAN!!!
>>66832731
she looked bored lol
>>66832715
Fuckin kek
How does it feel to know the Shorks have less Cups than the Ducks
>>66832725
KANGZ
What you drinking tonight?
>>66832752
Eh Ducks won the cup for California first anyway so it's all good :^)
>>66832775
Enjoy voting against your own economic interests dumbass
>>66832775
Name one ipa brewed in all of Michigan better than Pliny then
>shorks
>shorks
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCAR
FUCK YOU SHORKS
JUST >SHORK MY SHIT UP
Wuh oh
>off the skate
lel
>>66832632
Traverse city is beautiful. I usually spend a day or two there on my way to silver lake every summer
:|
>It was 3-0
post wil wheaton reaction tweets
>>66832848
It is but if you live there and work there you never get to enjoy it.
>>66832784
Cheap swill beer, pic somewhat related
>shorks
Jones why
>>66832854
lol
SCARRRRRRRR
JAKE OFF THE SKATE
AND IM OUT
SEE YOU BITCHES NEXT SEASON
is gaborik injured or something
>>66832864
Wew lad
I'm going on Saturday
>>66832885
i'll be waiting, big boy ;3c
kek
shorks shorking already
>>66832864
>he doesnt know you have to crop then post so your image doesnt rotate.
Try again, new guy.
>>66832784
Not my pic, but got some this week. Pretty good IPA, pretty bitter but not too much. Not a session thing, though.
I don't usually drink IPAs, so inb4 some fag goes off about hipster beer and other stupid shit.
>>66832889
Yes, he's kill
>>66832923
> anchor brewery
Solid choice . Always been a fan of the original steam beer
>>66832898
Who cares aspie
What you smoking tonight?
it begins
Refs gonna puck
SCAR
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Let's fucking go boys
MANLET
A
N
L
E
T
>Kings score legitimate goals
>Shorks need daddy Bettman to activate it
BUILD
KNUCKLEPUCK
>KONGS
>>66832994
Hopefully Bettman has moved on from LA then
>>66832943
They have good quality over their whole selection. California Lager is super good for a casual beer. Plus their artwork is pretty good.
I usually get some Ballast Point but its expensive anywhere north of Bakersfield.
15$ for a Sixer? Sometimes its worth it.
>>66832994
>pp goals don't count
Is >Quick still considered a system babby?
>>66831859
would Jaws/10
>>66833033
look at that disgusting flop, Quick had to teach him a lesson
IM BACK BITCHES
SHARKS ARE TAKING THE CUP
>>66833062
That was a quick change of heart
>>66833049
he's a good goalie in a good system, which is secret sauce for cup success. Out possess the other team but when you do give up shots, get backstopped by a good goalie.
>>66833072
I'm here with you
BEANERS BTFO
Sorry to anyone that was watching my youtube stream, I had some totally retarded failure on my end. Restarted it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWzzCoAbY_I
>>66832864
PINCHE CULO
>that pop for Bob
Feels good
>>66833072
WE LOVE YOU BOB
>>66833088
thx
Bobby!!!!
>Bob Miller is kill
>Vin is kill
>someone getting bopped
>>66832784
quakes are rockin' it this year
REFPUCK!
BASED BOB MILLER
FUCK OFF, REFS
BASED BOB MILLER POWER
>watching playoffs with a bad heart
Pray 4 Bob
>laporsha
>>66833135
>>66833141
y u mad though?
>>66833166
I would cum on that afro t b h
They be hating on Cali in another thread kek
Go Sharks
>>66833187
What abuncha jelly homos
Go Kings
so wait, are the Ducks bigger rivals to the Kings than the Sharks are?
How do Cali rivalries work in sports? I always assume that Anaheim has a bigger rivalry with LA since they're next to each other
>>66833213
It's usually north vs south (Dodgers-Giants, Chargers-Raiders, Angels-A's, Galaxy-Quakes) but Kings-Ducks is the bigger hockey rivalry
why was this so much more fun last year?
>>66833213
The whole beat LA thing started with the Giants-Dodgers.
Sharks play LA or Anaheim more than LA plays Anaheim.
Then there's the whole North-South thing on top of it. So the Ducks aren't the Kings biggest rivals. Right now Chicago is a bigger one.
>>66833248
Because you got to greentext spam kongs
>>66833213
nah Sharks Vs Kings rivalry is the biggest of them all
>>66833262
"Beat LA" started in Boston, other cities lazily stole it
>>66833262
>Kings/Hawks rivalry is a thing
Hawks fans certainly don't want to accept that
Wingled
Based Colonel wrecking shit
leave winguls alone
>>66833272
Fuck you it is
>>66831859
Post Op tranny
fuckin hell
oh boy i can finally use shark images in the post-season
If Kopi doesn't get called for that non-call interference, do the Sharks score in the 1st?
Feels good man
>>66833433
Holy shit how have I never seen this?!
>xeattle
Holy shit, is there a more of a cuck captain than Joe Thornton?
Literally gave up his captaincy, yet still an assistant captain.
Hopefully Kongs sweep them because Thornton would disgrace the cup by being such a cuck to raise it.
>>66833437
Probably not, but you can't undo refpuck unfortunately.
>>66833445
>Shorks and Wongs SCF
Fucking hipster picks, m8
>>66833133
They were showing the warriors game on the scoreboard after the quakes won last night
>>66833459
didn't pay enough attention to the NFL threads i suppose
>>66833433
Friendly reminder
>>66833445
>Shorks not choking against both kind and ducks
>Wongs making it past both tampa, Florida, and ECF
Wew
>>66832948
went to Vietnam couple months ago.
they have these outside their restaurants where ppl smoke up and drink tea after they finish their meals.
Message from Bob hype
>>66833518
Bet that wasn't the only pipe you put in your mouth in Thailand
Will Cali finally legalize weed this election?
>>66833498
now tell me how many of those "elite american" teams didn't have at least two of the following three:
>a canadian coach
>a canadian captain
>a canadian starting goalie
go ahead i'll wait
>>66833551
Probably not
>get all the shitty parts from liberals
>none of the cool stuff
>>66833550
Oops Vietnam
>>66833213
Ducks and kings is the biggest nastiest rivalry in cali, shorks are like the little brother team that isn't a threat but you still have some fun games with him.
>>66833559
Brown and Quick are good ol American boys.
>>66833559
Implying it matters because them leaving your shitty country to win mine championships is the biggest form of sports cuckoldry there is.
>>66833559
Kongs
American captain, American starting goalie
>>66833570
was also in Thailand. grabbed lady boy boobs.
woke up in deep regret the following morning.
>>66833600
Thailand, nam.
You a sailor?
>>66833595
>canadian defense
>canadian talent
>european superstar
Damn those new Vipers are sexy
>>66833600
If you were going to feel regret anyway, you could have at least had him suck your dick
>>66833559
Good times
>>66833559
>canadian goaltending
>good
you have... price?
>>66833618
>moving goalposts
Canacucks...
>>66833620
i love metalllica
>>66833445
I'd be happy if the Caps could just make it that far.
Plz dont choke, plz dont choke...
>>66833645
Fuck Norcal for not having them do the Superb Owl
>fucking coldplay
>>66833682
>how quickly forget melissa ethridge at the stadium sharks/kings game
>>66833618
Here's Canada for you,
>be at the mercy of other nations when it comes to having a decent amount of fruits and vegetables in your country because your country is so desolate that it can barely grow any for itself
Enjoy your $8 Broccoli faggot
>>66833682
that was sarcasm
they're pretty shit
better than coldplay i guess
>>66833624
nah senpi.
i just wanted to pose for a picture and grab a fake breast for the first time.
>>66833705
Lel
>>66833705
surprised an american could name a vegetable tbH
Friendly reminder that the best hockey player in the world right now is an American
T. Patrick kane
Tell me why the Kings wont sweep the Sharks?
Is
>Canadian hockey
the best meme to come out of this season?
>>66833731
It's sad because they actually think their country is going to exist in 50 years without massive ramifications of having barely any arable land for them to grow their own food.
Shoulda just annex them desu
>>66833765
not all beaners are janitors
>>66833765
Bettman won't allow it
>>66833757
Some of us actually grow shit, snow nigger
I've got Kale, Broccoli, Jalapenos, Tomatoes, Cilantro, Green Onion and Cucumbers on my apartment balcony. I can grow shit year round.
>>66833793
Top kek
>>66833777
they can just raise taxes and bring in more immigrants. if they all bring a piece of fruit and a vegetable from their homeland it will all even out
My dad sees Sharks come into the Costco he works at in San Jose pretty often. Hes too beta/respectful to talk to them about hockey though. He doesn't want to bug them :/
polak sucks
>>66833820
which costco?
>>66833820
I met Burns at a bar in downtown disney during the offseason, cool guy
Holy shit the Kings use the Lakers 3 noise for a power play?
What the fuck?
>>66833757
California is the biggest produce grower for its size in the world you uneducated moosefucker
>>66833847
Almaden
>>66833757
I'm surprised myself, because I'll be capable of affording said vegetables (whose names I "apparently" don't even know) while you'll know exactly all the names, it'll suck telling your kids (assuming you reproduce) that you can't afford them that Brocolli because "'Murica bringin us down"
How's LE WEED MAN doing for your economy, sucks to have practically zero gold in your reserves doesn't it? Once the next major recession hits you'll see exactly what I'm saying
>>66833793
Greatest burn of the night
>>66833820
>mfw a bagger literally wears a bag over his head in front of his favorite team
>>66833820
What a cuck
I want LA to lose but I want Vinny to fail. What do senpai
Do people in San Jose go to San Francisco often or is it too far?
>>66833872
you sound pretty insecure kek
>>66833857
>americans calling anyone uneducated
>>66833798
>apartment
>>66833900
those seem to go hand in hand, senpai
>>66833911
>Canadian Real Estate
>>66833900
Reread your message before you post?
>>66833900
Which is worthy of more keks the failure of an individual or a whole team?
>Spoiler* it's the king losing
Where will you be when the Sharks sweep the Kings in 6?
>>66833911
>911
>assblasting americans
nice
>>66833909
Too far. The BART (local train system) is expanding to reach San Jose, but currently the only reason to go is for concerts/large events that don't come to San Jose. Or jints games.
>>66833857
>>66833911
Also supplies Can'tada with 80% of it's produce
>mfw
>>66833911
>Most innovative nation in the world
>people literally come here to escape their shitty schools
>we only have shitty highschool because niggers have to go to
Is it me or are the Kings current jerseys really dull and uninspiring ? Should have purple in the mix
It's not a clean as the Raiders black and silver look
>>66833909
Going to San Francisco is equivalent to going to LA for us.
I don't even really consider us the Bay Area because we're pretty far inland
Though I live in Santa Teresa
>>66833941
>The BART (local train system) is expanding to reach San Jose
expect a mass influx of Negroes
>>66833909
When the Traffic isn't bad its like 30 to 45 mins.
Its always bad though. LA levels of bad.
With the 49ers playing down in Santa Clara by San Jose they're expanding things to connect up to the city.
WOOKIE
>>66833941
Is it a quick commute between San Jose and Cisco?
BURNS
>kongs
HE SCORES
>>66833967
It's because the kongs are equally drab and dull
GoOAALLLLL
>>66833967
It's not you. Their jerseys are terrible.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>talk about battle of beards
>point out burns beard
>burns scores
its just like when nick said quick had a shutout so far in that jets game
>>66833871
THATS MY COSTCO!
YEEEETIIIII
>kongs fans will never EVER be white
>>66833956
>o-o-only cuz muh niggers
country elected one, TWICE
ahahahahahahahahaha
>>66833911
It's really funny when you say that considering half your doctors end up running over here to work for us and end up STAYING here.
>>66833991
Bout an hour and a half drive
ARE YOU FEELING THE BURNN KINGS?
>>66833798
Post pic of your apartment garden or youre a fucking liar
Here come the refs to save the kongs
>LA
BTFO
Who Inland empire here ?
Glendora reporting in
Go Ducks
>>66834017
Niggers elected him m8
>>66834033
Your LA player of the game
Lmao refpuck. Not even a shorks fan either
great play Lucic and Carter
Damn second deflection goal of the night
>burns
>defense
FUGGG. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER SHARKS
>SHORKS
"SHARKS SUCK"
>Burns scores
Burritos BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>needing refpuck to tie
wooooooooooow
>>66834017
>criticizes country for electing a nigger
>doesn't realize his PM is a feminist cuck who has a boner for Sikhs
>literally puts an equal number of men and women in his cabinet because of "Muh 2016" and "Muh wymynz ritez"
This game is meme-y as hell
Ya'll got a stream or something
>>66834038
>>66834072
Iktfb
>>66834074
Shorks fans apparently have the memory of a goldfish
>refpuck
>not a 2nd own goal
Meme: The Game
>>66834042
I don't wanna hear shit from someone who's entire County has almost the population of California.
>friend tells me its only 1-1 so i turn on the hockey
>this despite me never watching >shorks anymore because they just end up getting stomped by SoCal every year
>oh hey we score
>refpuck
>concede retarded as fuck goal
yeah this is why i don't watch shorks fuck youi fucking shit franchise fucking disgrace fuck you im mad
>>66834068
>give up lead seconds later
>>66834080
Lmao
>literally no reason other than "wimin powrrr!! XD"
>>66834092
>implying i'm a sharks fan
I just cheer against LA in every sport man
REFPUCK!!!!
>>66834087
Go to Reddit son
>>66834033
you weren't wrong
Schenn's should be purged tbqh
>>66834017
>Canadian politics
>>66834087
Reddit NHL streams.
nice whistle there dude
holy shit refpuck
what a surprise buttman is pro kongs again
Why does the Kongs PA announcer sound like a colossal faggot?
>those last 2 calls
why do refs have to ruin fun
In the leafs defense , Truduea is much more based than that conservashit Harper
>>66834104
>>66834104
>>66834104
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU KONGS
FUCK YOU REFS
>>66834139
>139 â–¶
>nice whistle there dude
>>66834142
>>66834146
>Penalty to Kings
>Refpuck
LOL
You guys need PPs to score.
>>66834080
and your shit country is going to elect a woman because of "muh 2016" kek
I don't know if I could handle posting with that flag above everything I said, the pure embarrassment that comes with every post
HANDPUCK
A
N
D
P
U
C
K
Surely they will at least take a look at that.
>>66834101
Was meant for>>66834017
>>66834087
Google stream2watch hockey
please win some fucking faceoffs
Fuck Erik Karlsson, Doughty is the best
Jesus i feel sorry for shorks fans. These calls are memey as fuck
STACKEM
FUCK THE REFS
What the fuck is that shit?
RIGGEDPUCK
>>66833926
In an alternate dimension where wayne gretzky is a home run champ, bobby orr is an olympic high jumper and snoop dogg only wears one teams jersey
>>66834163
I'm neutral but you can't deny buttman has let clutch n grab go in western conference games to benefit the kings to "grow the sport"
Masterful display of bettpuck, and it's only game 1
>>66834164
Canadians get jelly when their teams don't make playoffs
Doughty did nothing wrong
>>66834164
Canada, shut the fuck up. You're the most cucked place in the universe, why are you talking shit? Do we need to come up there and annex you into submission?
>>66834028
If it was still daytime I would, senpai. I don't live in or near the bay so I got space. KAle growns through the winter in CA. Might die out from the heat. Same with Broccoli. I got some cloth containers from Amazon and a variety of Cherry tomates that only grows 2 feet tall at most. Growing cilantro is the best, though. Whenever I buy from a store half of it goes bad.
Handpuck fuck these refs twice
If the goalie leaves the net he should be fair game to get rekt
>>66834198
>rags
>>66833793
Sharks bringing the bantz
>>66834163
eh, i'm not too upset about the calls. been shittt overall
these glassbangers though
>>66834196
Youre a casual then. The last couple years when the Kings won they scored a fuckton of shorthanded goals.
>>66834164
>is such an uneducated cuck of a Canadian he doesn't realize his own country was first to elect a female as head of government
Either underage or just a dumb ass Canadian
>poocic
>the state of hockey
>>66834223
>phone fag only watches his team and not the league
this is why everyone hates the kongs
>>66834244
Wrong thread bud
>>66834240
ey yo
he is a good ol vancouver boi
>>66834164
>and your shit country is going to elect a woman because of "muh 2016"
coming from the folks that elected justin "dude weed" trudeau
he might as well be a women
>>66834164
>says the country who elected a homosexual drama teacher
>>66834250
I'm a Caps fan faggot. I live in Cali, though. I live in NorCal so I've enjoyed the schadenfreude of watching you choke on Kings cock erry year.
Are there any Mexican hockey players?
>>66834210
>b-b-but ur a cuck!
please all your fat white women went out to vote for the BBC twice and you think you can call anyone else a cuck?
Tell me about the kongs. Why do they get the refpuck?
>>66834273
Auston Matthews is half-mexican
You don't need to put on the red light
refpuck
>>66834214
That's an American team m8
>>66834285
They pay them
>all this /pol/ tier shit flinging
Are we watching hockey or not?
>>66834273
the entire kings roster
>>66834285
LA is full of money
>>66834271
what team do you think I'm a fan of? the kings take a ton of penalties and their dirty play is allowed in the playoffs for some reason
>>66834278
Your country is and will always be our bitch
Your posts are adorable
>>66834305
No! Because you voted for a guy who likes weed! I like weed too but fuck you cuz you're from another country!
>>66834305
you must be new here
Sending you my power, Shorks.
>>66834321
I didn't say they don't play dirty, but other teams don't capitalize against them in the playoffs. The Sharks are supposed to be good but can't get past em.
if the sharks lose this game because of that call then i would be fucking mad if i was a sharks fan
>still mad desu
>>66834273
Enrique Lundqvisadilla
>>66834326
Not so much our bitch as just irrelevant overall
>>66834335
>Anaheim Cucks
>>66834321
Seriously, shut the fuck up. Niggerhawks have PLENTY of league bias that doesn't get mentioned because of "muh O6".
Keith suspension is a great example
Thank god.
>>66834335
nice cap desu family
>>66834335
You look like a fuckboy
>>66834335
You look cute senpai. Post dick.
Quick is really jumping around out of control - kind of like 2 years ago
>>66834335
Go shorks go spirit bomb
Cmon enough with these fucking penalties
>>66834335
>boypussy
>>66834367
>>66834372
WHICH AM I
/sp/ can decide
>>66834379
B E A N E R
E
A
N
E
R
>>66834326
history says otherwise lil buddy
it's ok that you're this assblasted about it though
>>66834392
a cute fuckboy?
You now remember that both of these teams missed the playoffs last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYfJ9vxx8os
>>66834399
>history says otherwise
what?
Also nice dubs
>>66834397
Not a speck of Mexican in me faggot
>>66834392
You can be both. As long as you post dick
>SHORKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWN THE FUCK OUT
jesus lewis
>Shorks
Caps fan here, can you just give us Joel Ward back? He deserves better.
that was sick
LEEWWWWY
>Handoucked out of a goal
>Give up a shortie
This one is over.
>Shorks
YEAH BITCH
Its official the kongs are the least likable team in the NHL
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
>>66834399
No, history says you have no nuclear weapons which leads me to finally conclude that we can annex you whenever the fuck we want.
Stay cucked
>>66834430
Don't leave again. We come back now
>shorthanded
wheres my noose?
>>66834321
HAHAHAHA SHORTHANDED GOAL FAGGOT
HERTL POWER
Lmao this game.
WHAT IS HOLDING A LEAD WHAT IS THIS GAME
Scaaaaaaar
>burns
>bellyslide every time
>defense
>kongs
>>66834399
>Canada in WWII
Kek. Literally why? They wanted to hang with the big boys and be a part of our club. You still don't matter and no one gives a shit
Straight cucked
>Kongs
the memes are OUT OF CONTROL TONIGHT
Come the fuck on, really?!
>this game
FUCK U KONGS
ya turning off this game this is why i dont watch the fucking shorks
KONGS ARE GONNA NEED MORE THEN BETTMAN AND REFPUCK
SCAAAAAAAAAAR
Quick spazzes again
>>66834379
is this you?
>>66834444
MY QUADS CONFIRMED. MEME MAGIC IS REAL
As a non-hockey fan, this is a pretty fun hockey game.
>>66834444
>quad 4s
>it happens instantly
shiiiiiiet
I fucking love Trevor Lewis
WTF IS HAPPENING!!!!??????
Hertl with his second of the night
WAIT WHUT. I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MISSED THE SHARKS GOAL
>>66834337
>>66834355
>>66834454
well I'm a pens fan and I'm just enjoying how asesome this game is
>>66834458
Non existent
>>66834480
I'm Irish and Greek m8 so no
THIS FUCKING GAME
>staples quiet as fuck
>>66834444
nice
This game is cray
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA HURTL
WEW
>>66834444
You are a wizard. Your meme magic is going to power the Shorks.
Kongs are garbage
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66834470
refpuck going both ways my dude
>>66834488
What's your sport of choice?
This game is going to kill Bob Miller.
>>66834499
>the mexicans of the british isles and the mexicans of the mediterranean
ebin
No dick but
>kongs
>Shorks
>Having a player named after a fucking pokemon
>>66834516
Grasping at straws there are ya
>>66834444
WHAT THE FUUUCKKKK
>>66834510
the ref admitted he was wrong and they there was nothing he could do about it now. a goal that should have counted is on another level
Goals aren't entertaining they said
Lead changes don't matter they said
Save percentages aren't too high they said
the mcflurry minute is greatest of all sports
>>66834522
>>66834379
>>66834335
>duck fans so desperate for attention they crash other teams game threads for (yous)
must be sad having absolutely no hockey fans in your area to talk with
>>66834547
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY CANADA
I think you need it, anyway.
>>66834523
>>66834560
>tfw an american gives you some quarters and you can afford to eat for a month
>>66834523
Kek
>>66834559
I live in MS so you're semi right
>>66834559
>being upset at cross posting teams
>playoffs
Pick one. If you don't watch every game possible during the playoffs you're a faggot
>>66834513
Baseball and basketball
Tried handegg for a few years but realized it had way too many problems for me to unironically enjoy.
>>66834464
>>66834441
we don't matter so much you're here responding to my every whim :)
need to let everyone know how assblasted you are and how much you wish you were canadian
it's great tbH
>>66834580
>MS
Multiple sclerosis?
>>66834584
Detroit out of nowhere with the truth.
>FYI
Dodger 5 - 2 Arizona
Top 8th
2 out
Man on first
>>66834578
>Google USD to CAD
>1 to 1.28
I'm so sorry man. I've been to BC. You really deserve more for protecting all that glorious nature.
STINKY
>>66834589
How is it great? Not even them. You're cucked into watching our teams. You're sounding pretty pathetic
>>66834597
Mississippi you autist
Canes fan here. We stand with the Shorks
who /Sharks and Warriors/ here?
>>66834600
literally no one cares about snoreball
SMELLY
>>66834584
>wedding ring
>>66834586
Why are you watching the hockey?
>>66834630
Ayo
>>66834559
I live in Las Vegas. The closest I come to a conversation about hockey happens when I bring up the Ducks.
>mfw saying "When the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture -- Ducks fly together" is the only way I can get people to acknowledge furpuck around me
BEANER
>>66834633
she probably has a spade tattoo on her ankle too
>>66834631
I do. It's the perfect sport to watch when recovering from a hangover
go sharks
>>66834630
Fuck the warriors they rely on the refs even more then the kongs
>>66834631
It was an fyi
Not tell me your opinion on something I don't give a shit about
Do people actually get upset about cross posting? Tampa isn't on tonight so I'm watching this meme game.
>>66834633
If that's the >dead things fan I think she is, she's a dyke
>>66834623
Yeah I'm watching a bunch of Canadians play Canada's sport, playing for Canada's trophy
What's it like to obsess over Canada? Feels pretty great on this end.
>>66834662
>nba-ref
>not warriors mvp
You had one job.
>>66834634
Because I went to my first Sharks game a few weeks ago and had a ton of fun, and I'm willing to become a fan in spite of their eternal playoff woes.
Who /KNBR/ here?
Go sharks
> tfw Ducks literally have a first round bye
Feelsfuckinggoodman
>>66834681
Which they wouldn't be able to do without our superior development.
>>66834683
>Implying I made the filename
>Implying Implying the wasn't implied in my post that he's their mvp
>>66834679
No. Not during the playoffs. He's probably a meme fan that only shows up when his team is in the playoffs
>>66834600
too bad u doyers are gonna lose to the giants tomorrow
>>66834584
this tbqh
>CBC comparing refs fucking up to players fucking up
No you shit heads, the players ARE the game. They are the reason there is a game. Refs are on the same level as nets, ice and the boards. They exist to facilitate the game, they are not supposed to be part of the game.
Fucking hate how the NHL makes networks their bitch like that.
>>66834699
>Tfw they play in nashville so I actually get to see them
>>66834584
based anon
>>66834703
No, that would be the americans who wouldn't have a spot in any professional league on Earth if there were only Canadian teams
>>66834589
>tries to perpetrate that Canadian education system is better than how the Americans do it
>literally types like an 6th grader who just got her first smart phone
>>66834721
>Unironically watching HNiC intermissions in the year 2016
Shake my head, famalam
>>66834584
This nigga knows whats up.
Best sport ever. Better than playoff football, too.
>>66834731
>If Canada was the only country that played America wouldn't be in
That's what you just said retard
>>66834681
>Canadas sport
>watching another country use your assets and enjoying it
Literally the definition of a cuck
shucks fan here. apart from the score what's happened i been busy studying
>>66834728
You live in Kentucky Ducksbro? How's the hockey culture their?
>>66834751
What else am I gonna watch, the NBCSN commercial break?
>>66834746
not perpetrating, just stating facts
thanks for being my #1 fan though
I've been playing Star Wars BF
How's the game going ?
>>66834795
>missing this memetastic game to play a shitty cashgrab
>>66834779
You're better off just turning off the TV and staring at it, then listening to strumbolopopopolis and his retarded company + Elliot
>>66834795
Better than that pile of shit
>>66834795
Kongs refpuck, shorks staying strong regardless
>>66834773
Nashville in Tennessee. I live in Mississippi,and hockey culture is scare but preds fans are nice as shit and dedicated
>>66834609
We'll just annex them once their economy hits the shitter. Won't be too far from now considering Trudeau sold practically all the gold reserves Canada had in the first place
>>66834795
i downloaded old BF2 and gameranger
fite me
>>66834630
me me me me
>>66834818
Scarce
>>66834630
who /Quakes Warriors Sharks/ here
2-0 win against Red Bulls Wednesday, this year is our year boys
>>66834746
>American tries to show off his vocabulary
>uses the word "perpetrate" wrong
top retard
new >>66834849
Hold onto your butts
>>66834808
Poor elliot
>tfw bob mckenzie is going to retire soon so friedman will the be the top insider in the league
>tfw he's chained to sportsnet
>>66834761
>american education system
>>66834762
we've already established in this thread that americucks aren't in any position to call anyone a cuck
>>66834789
>"Omigosh, he like totallllly called me out on my illiterate self"
>"I'll show him, I'll actually spell right this time"
LMFAO, stay cucked
>>66834847
quakes are kicking ass this year
>>66834808
Did Grapes and Ron Maclean get their walking papers or do they check out after the early game on the Ceeb? I only follow the Ceeb during playoff time and I was at work during the first game of the doubleheader.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Scaaaaaaar
Oh shit that was a nasty wrap around.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
FUCK OFF, QUICK, MADE A GODDAMN SAVE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
rip kongs
>LG4Y
fuuuck
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
GET FUCKED KONGS
NEW THREAD WHERE?
WE /LEADING/ NOW!
>>66834930
here
>>66834849
>>66834876
point out one spelling mistake I've made
resorting to insulting someones typing is just showing I've already established dominance on all of you so I'll finish here. Thanks for coming out little americucks.
Respond to this only if you're ready to submit.
>Quick
He doesn't want it
>QU4CK
Hottie
Hottie
Fatty eating nachos in retro jersey *cut quick*
Hottie with cleavage
>>66835032
lel i went back to see what you were talking about. that fat chick was gross
>Qu4ck
>cuck thread annoys you
>spam it with porn
>mods finally clean it
>win
>>66835149
well we need a new thread dammit now what?!
I made a new
>>66835227
