>kitties
>cryers
>blackcocks
>rags
oh look a california gamethread is spammed with phoneposters and porn. casuals can fuck off
![q7OOd2W[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/6eWGrwZ.gif "q7OOd2W[1].gif")
panthlols literally on the edge of extinction
>rags
STARS KEK'D
>bustkov
>rags
>BU-2TK0V
Nothing but praise for Barkov from objective and islanders fans on hfboards game thread.
feels good lads.
"florida has a superstar in barkov" -pierre
>there are people that picked the capitals to go all the way
>>66833043
thats very comprehensive
>rags
Sleep tight, kittens.
>>66833009
kek
>scotiabank hokkei commercial starts an asian family
pottery
>Pedosoda Mild
>>66833078
thanks m8
>LUBONGO BTFO BY GREASE GOALTENDING
>BU2TK0V
>FIRST /OWNBARN/ LOSS
WHEN WERE YOU WHEN MEMES WERE REAL
mild won't score a single goal as they get swept
no need to cap it, everyone knows it's true
>>66833058
>implying anyone here gives a fuck about HF and pierre mcpedo
>>66833058
>0 points
>-2
lel
>>66833149
>mfw the mild have Zack Parise for 9 more years and have a core that will never win the cup locked up.
>those who thought the panthers would do anything this year
>>66833177
>back "moneybags" parise
WEW LAD
>>66833177
>mfw when the mild have over $12mil in cap locked up in pominville and vanek
>>66833194
http://www.generalfanager.com/teams/minnesota-wild
>Parise 9 more years
>Pomanville 3 more years
>Sutter 9 more years
>>66833058
This is all made up. Well done Binlan you almost had me fooled thinking barkov isnt a 3rd line grinder.
Post your hockey stations. I bought this bottle today and I have no regrets
Only reply to this tweet if your team is leading it's series
>>66833228
>tweet
>>66833219
nope just look up the thread and about 58 mins played and panthers was on pk barkov skated with the puck when pierre said it. go listen to it.
>>66833222
>tacob ell
>>66833174
so you're not the swede flag that used to post for the pens?
>>66833222
check'd
>>66833228
>>66833228
ayyyyyyyy
Anyone have a direct link to the HNIC stream? cbc.ca has some fail going on and no matter were I click I end up back at cbc.ca/sports/
>>66833228
>>66833249
pls post your hockey station
>The Atlantic bracket
>>66833246
>fuck off aksu
>>66833228
By some miracle of God.
>>66833222
It's a mess but I don't care
Thornton and Burns both look homeless
>>66833351
never get the people who put their tv that high. it should be eye level at most
>>66833380
It's pretty much eye level with my bed.
>>66833376
They suck teen dick behind local San Jose 7/11s
>>66833376
Helps them blend in with the rest of the state
>>66833351
looks like your tv is better than mine and my laptop is better than yours. tie.
>>66833380
probably some pleb in college with little options
>all these swedecucks and finncucks on dallas
biggest meme team of all time?
wild players really look like they don't want to be playing lol
>>66833394
i7-2670QM/GeForce GT 630M
Not the greatest but good for the $400 I paid for it, TV was $300 I think
Damn this Jagr kid is actually really good
I think the penguins should try to sign him this offseason
Reposting from last thread
>Rags
>Blots
>La Beaners
Looks like the West is going to win the cup again. Who else is drinking Bell's Oberon here?
![IMG_1243[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OwehIZe.png "IMG_1243[1].png")
>>66833222
55' samsung smart tv
Laptop split screen
>everyone hates california
haters gonna hate
>>66833441
I'm drunk and those aren't words but my computer cost more. I'm gonna go outside and find Sunstone to give me a cigarette
>>66833222
> hey everybody look at my alcohol arent I so cool cause I get drunk?!
end yourself
>>66833380
It's eye level when you're jumping around, losing your shit, and throwing things at it. Which is how I spent most of the reg season
>>66833467
It's like an average thread on /ck/
inb4 wizard
>>66833222
your house looks like the setting from Saw
>>66833222
do you live in a fucking parking garage
>>66833222
>>66833485
>literally living in his mom's basement
>>66833457
Osuna matata
>>66833222
Pls no bully. I can't afford cable.
>>66833458
Why are they even called the Lakers? LA has no lakes
>>66833268
cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd dot net/i/cbcsports_3@31222/master dot m3u8
>>66833535
They do have lakes, but it would be ironic if there was a chinese team called the lakers
>>66833535
>all of these spartan, austere rooms, nothing on the walls, minimal furniture
These are not homes, this is temporary housing.
I am so fucking angry about all these publix posters
OK cool so you can get a tasty sandwich for a good price, who fucking cares!?
>>66833081
Don't worry, we're coming for you next.
>>66833535
They have a tarpit. That's kind of like a lake. Of sludge.
>>66833222
>magnetic dart set
>12 years olds
>>66833482
>13 goals in the finals
>>66833228
Islanders master race checking in.
>>66833534
wtf did you do to your keyboard?
fucking Pathlels ruining the Publixb Owl
>>66833535
They cucked Minneapolis out of the team, which has lots of lakes
>>66833270
>>66833678
>>66833643
>implying tampa wont lose the series if they play like they did yesterday again
lets be honest asside from about 5-7 mins in the 3rd period the wings were controlling play.
>>66833695
>the other team won
>if they keep playing that my team is sure to win
is this the new meme? peopel were saying that about the bloos / cawks too
>>66833535
Cause it would be dumb as shit to steal a team from minnesota and call it something stupid like The Stars or something
>>66833637
>computer shuts me out for some reason
>need BIOS password to get into it
>don't have BIOS password
>try various soft solutions and none work
>take apart laptop and remove diode and RAM to reset shit
>works
>put it back together
>some keys don't work on keyboard
>smash the shit out of keyboard
>now have external keyboard that isn't tiny and makes shit posting more comfy
Here's a pic of my cat for your (you)
>>66833695
The Wings went something like 12 minutes without a shot senpai.
>>66833717
The situation with that game was a bit different, they both played their fucking asses off and were bailed out by their goaltenders.
>>66833717
the blues and hawks were very even despite what the shots say. All im saying is the wings were the better team and if the rest of the series goes that way then i see them winning it. I feel like tampa has another level though
>>66833485
>>66833515
>>66833628
>>66833534
mad
>>66833534
nice
>>66833762
Tampa was playing rough up the rookies though. They're aiming to intimidate.
>>66833769
>not showing your cock in the windows reflection
get the fuck out of here
>>66833695
From what I saw, it was fairly close all game. Neither team was playing amazing. The biggest thing that stood out to me was Datsyuk looked like an old man with ankle issues.
>>66833779
yet abdelkader appeared to be winning in that battle
>mfw Minnesota peaked as a second round exit
>mfw Zach "moneybags" Parise has 9 more years
>mfw Ryan "dogshit" Suter has 9 more years
>mfw the "state of hockey" has no cups
>mfw master of dubs kills himself
>>66833779
Abby tried to kill half of Tampa's roster. Tampa definitely went after Larkin but that kid as as soft as wet paper.
>>66833792
zetterberg is even worse. he has no acceleration or speed. They should put him on the fourth line but they wont cause hes the captain
>>66833797
>>66833806
In the end of the game yeah. They went after Athanasiou too. Oh well I hope they have more run ins with the prophet and less puck luck next time.
>>66833836
either way that game had the best playoff feel out of any of them yet and i think its gonna be a hell of a series
>>66833836
I think Blash is just making more choices so far. As a Tampa fan I can tell that Athanasiou should be getting way more ice time.
>>66833865
people keep saying that about him and larkin but the thing is they just are not good enough defensively. They just coast around the defensive zone looking so lost
>his team shares an arena with cuckhoop
shameful desu
>>66833892
I'm not saying he needs to put up 25 minutes a game but the kid seems to have a step in his game and he's pushing 8 minutes.
>>66833825
He still makes good decisions with the puck, but yeah, he can't get caught down low in the Ozone anymore without causing odd man rushes the other way. Pretty depressing watching those two on the brink of retirement.
>>66833457
>Screenshotting when the save button is right there
>>66833482
What is this? The Retard Bracket?
Should I use CNBC or CBC for my Red Wings stream tomorrow night?
>>66833853
Blues vs Hawks was pretty good. So is this Kings vs Sharks game. Islanders vs Panthers is by far the biggest meme so far, but might be fun to watch because of it.
>>66833937
tfw didnt know that was a thing
>>66833534
why don't you get a cable thing to hook up the laptop to the TV and dual monitor
>>66833920
He should be getting what Larkin is getting at least. Larkin has been coasting too long on his early success. Athanasiou has been playing a lot better recently.
>>66833892
That's not entirely true. Larkin has had some really good defensive plays. The problem is that they don't always react quick enough to a threat and get caught on occasion. It only takes them making that kind of mistake a few times to ruin the game. AA is much worse at defense than Larkin, but he should be getting more ice time than he is.
>>66833969
yup i completely agree.
>kongs
>>66834000
I'll be curious to see how the match ups change when it shifts to Detroit. In the first game Tampa completely shut down Larkin.
this beaner v beaner game is pretty awesome
>>66833983
Laptop is too shit for that. It can hardly handle streaming videos in anything over 240p.
What's with the ref puck tonight? Can't have the home team losing in the meme markets or what?
>stars shit posting will increase tenfold after they beat the mild
fuck you that was a goal
>>66834073
saved
>>66833750
understandable, i completely fucked up my last laptop's keyboard too. it was a piece of shit, so no complaints, & nice pussy, have mine in return
>>66834073
the worst part is the shitposting will increase tenfold after beating the mild. imagine when they play a team that hasn't slipped into a coma.
Why were the Mild allowed in the playoffs?
before I go to bed I need to know that the wild population of
>rags
is at a sustainable level
pls report if you have seen a
>rags
in the wild in the last few weeks
>>66834132
>>66834140
colorado decided they'd rather shit the bed epically
>>66834136
You mean the best part. They will be the new >rags
>>66834140
Because they had more points than the other teams?
>go to take a piss and grab a beer
>two goals get scored
fug
>>66834132
my kot says hi
Mild should just concede.
>>66834140
They have a paper thin offense. They wouldn't have made it if their offense was as banged up as the Avs' was.
>mild
>>66834206
looks just like my childhood kitty, even has the patch of missing hair
>>66834206
Your cat looks like my cat, though mine is stained with privilege.
>>66834316
Here's a cute picture of her with her brother when they were younger.
>>66834206
My cat says hello.
surprised the wild even made the playoffs to be frank
>le Kongs have all the calls go their way episode
The NHL is rigged, just give Kings the cup already Bettman, holy fuck.
>>66834246
they should be relegated to the fuckin' ahl
>>66833534
Does a dog live in that doge house?
>>66833553
Thank you.
How does one get these URLs?
Final:
DAL 4 - 0 MIN
Stars lead the series 1-0.
>kongs
>tfw no cat
>>66834306
>>66834316
I have twins and theyre dumpster kitties so their fur is messed up but theyre stupid spoiled now. So spoiled they refuse certain flavors of wet food the fucking whores. Yours are very pretty too
4-3 incoming
THIS FUCKING KONGS SHORKS GAME HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>66834422
>tfw no medium sized obedient low-mantenence floofy dog
how do we fix this shit?
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>66834473
first good game of the playoffs
>>66834474
it hurts
Are the Wild the worst playoff team of the post-lockout era?
>>66834473
>6 goals in 30 shots
memes are real
>>66834478
wait about 5-10 years for all shit contracts to be off the books and try again
next time don't hand shit contracts to anybody from minnesota.
oh and get better centers, yours suck shit.
>>66834347
very cute
>>66834474
Why not? It's not like you have to go out and meet people or anything horrifying like that. Just go buy one.
>>66834498
Thrashers and the first time the Blue Jackets made it were pretty bad.
>>66834443
Mine are farm kittens, so they are basically like yours with fur issues. The male eats anything, but the female is picky. Something common among all females I guess.
I want to fuck Kathryn Tappen
>>66834391
It's for the cat. Little shit doesn't use it though. Bought it from Value Village so it would have something to hide in when traveling. Only goes in it when I'm angry with it now.
STATE OF HOCKEY
>>66834566
that ass needs a tappen
>>66834555
these are my first two never had a male but thats interesting to know
>>66834395
I just lurk the r/nhlstreams. They don't like it when you repost stuff though, but fuck em. Just figured out I can stream some of their streams through MPC-HC. Works way better than through a browser.
>tfw love cats
>tfw allergic
bad feel
>>66833769
How the fuck are you living in a commercial sector? How'd you pull that off? Pay off the right people?
>>66834474
I want one, but I'd want it as a pupper. But then I don't want to deal with it shitting and pissing everywhere while I'm renting, so small sized indifferent low-maintenance fluffy cat is what I got.
>>66834639
do they actually get mad if you post it here because I might start doing that then
>>66834661
my friend is the same way..poor guy
>>66834663
I'm in an apartment building thank you
>>66834384
>Kongs have all the calls go their way episode
>shorks have had 8 pp minutes to the kings 6
are you even watching the game or just talking out of your ass?
>>66834542
He better be. Just cost me $2000 at the vet.
>state of hockey
lmao
>lundshit
>>66834473
Hopefully the refs let them play for the entire third now. Know more weak calls or evening up pls.
>>66834661
Same. I even had cats when I was younger, but they were outdoor cats before my parents knew I was allergic. After I left the house, they got an indoor cat. Then after I finished college and was visiting, they realized how allergic I was and sent it to the pound because they thought I wouldn't visit again if they kept it. I was not happy about that.
>>66834693
Seems pretty obvious he's already in damage control, despite the Sharks outplaying the Kings that period and the game being tied. Pathetic tbhfamily
>even Mike "I hate the Flyers, I hate their fans" Milbury is saying Philly got refpucked
top kek
>>66834697
>$2000
>on an animal
just get a new cat, they are cuter as ktitens anyway
>>66834753
He's my bro so I can't just do him like that. Nigga loves life too much.
>>66834753
fuck you
>>66834780
you made the right call, i just wish vets weren't scam artist
Ovechkin is a fucking thug
>>66834753
You're an animal.
>>66834478
They're fucked. $9M man Zach Par-easy's back is fucked, Pominville and Vanek suck, their prospects are meh and their division is the most competent in the league.
>>66834478
>CBC cast talking about how they feel sorry for Suter
lol
Minnesota needs to reorganize their team. Sell off some assets, the ones that aren't impossible to sell, and focus on sheltering young players into the league, kind of like Detroit does. They still have Parise, Suter, and Koivu around to do that much. I'd trade Dubnyk, one of Brodin or Spurgeon or Scandella, and Granlund. Try to bring in prospects that haven't played in the NHL yet and can be developed the way they want. Then sign some FAs to fill roster spots. They can still make a competitive team, but should focus more on the development side.
>>66834798
You should see the invoice for his care. It's a line item bill with over 25 things. Now I have to feed him perscriotion food too. But since he got back from the bet he won't leave me alone. I think he's grateful. Vets rob you blind but what can you do.
>>66834478
Re-locate them.
>>66834551
06-07 Islanders were fairly shitty too. They still managed to win one game though.
>the wild made the playoffs
>the fucking shorks did it
>the senators came the closest out of canadian teams and still couldn't
Jesus christ.
Also, can't wait to >shorks very soon
>>66834840
yea man i took my dog in and they started coming up with charges like crazy, his paw keep hurting him and they charged us $500 for it
little nigga had a fucking in grown toe nail WTF
worst part is they kept fear mongering my mom with things like "he might die"
fucking bastards but we love the little guy too much, vets are the scum of the medical world
>>66834610
Gave my male away because I didn't want to spend money to get him fixed, and I also didn't want inbred pussies this spring.
I hope you didn't forget to turn the meme game back on
>>66834854
SAVAGE
>>66834907
They prey on your love for sure. I couldn't look into his eyes and put him down. I was at the vet a few years ago when I guy almost crashed his truck in the parking lot. Guy just runs into the vet with his already dead greyhound in his arms all covered in blood. He was probably 6'6 230 and he was just sobbing like a kid. Broke my fucking heart.
canada?
>>66834907
They're even worse in Canada. The government sets prices for doctors, but vets can charge whatever they want. They even offer financing so you can spend $5000 on your cat (I knew a guy who did that)
>finnish goaltending
>finnesota
>mild
>>66835022
7 Canadian teams didn't make the playoffs
7 American teams didn't make the playoffs
You're not less worse.
>>66835075
It was Finn vs Finn in net tonight, wasn't it? So we can say Finns both won and lost in the same game, right?
>>66835078
~70% of american teams are in the playoffs
0% of canadian teams are in the playoffs
>>66835101
I think leltonen was the only finnminder tonight
>>66832964
>your fucking face when da Stars win da fucking Cup
>>66835060
They are like mechanics. They know the people coming to see them don't know a whole lot about their vehicle/pet, and they also know they either have the money or they love their pets enough to pay almost any sum. So they over charge on everything and laugh their asses off as they take bi-monthly vacations. Pretty greasy career desu.
>yfw the stanley cup is won by a team whose home towns temperature is 78F in december
>>66835124
>>66834908
got mine right after hurricane sandy when a ton of shelters were rekt and they had to get rid of their animals cuz money problems. mine were some hippies that spayed and neutered them all immediately so I got them neutered at 8 weeks as long as I kept their claws in for $225 total.
Logan lmao more like it
>all those wild fans who thought they had a chance
>durr can't wait to btfo the sturrs
lmao
>>66835129
Pretty sure mechanics aren't a recognized profession. Like you can buy your own car parts and build a car without certification. Can't just buy medical supplies and operate on your pet.
Beaner game is fucking awesome hockey
>>66835101
the last time i checked Dubnyk was Canadian
>"State of Hockey"
Wild fans, what can you tell me about Yeo???
Is he a good coach or what
t. sens fan
>>66835158
what kind of heathen would declaw their cat?
>>66835290
Not a Mild fan, but he can't do anything with a shit roster so you need to look elsewhere
>>66835312
Except we have a good roster though
>>66835294
idk wasn't planning on it anyway. didnt even knew it existed desu
>inb4 cat on leash
it was her first time at a new house
>>66835315
lol
>>66835183
>Can't just buy medical supplies and operate on your pet.
Why not?
>>66835332
Won't be able to get the medicine without a license.
>>66835320
>A FUCKING LEASH
>>66835328
>t. uninformed
we have 9 20 goal scorers, the best Dman in hockey, and our top 4d is actually good now since we got Phaneuf
Methot - Karlsson
Phaneuf - Ceci
is good
>>66835290
He plays a defense system instead of using the talent available.
>>66835343
L O L
O
L
>Get home
>Kongs losing to the Shorks
wat
>>66835342
I inb4d dick head
>>66835343
I was going to greentext the dumbest part of this post but the whole thing is equally delusional
>>66835357
feels good to be right, I love it.
>>66835380
it's literally a perfect post and there's nothing wrong with it
Oh boy I can't wait to read 1,000 stories that lead with how the Sharks avenged 4-3 by winning 4-3
SMELLY
STINKY
beaner
BEANERS
>binland :D
>kongs
>we learned the sharks are for real
If Sharks go up 3-0 Game 4 might be the most scrutinized game in the last 20 years
>>66835340
Just get a drug dealer license. You will have access to all the drugs you need then.
it's not like the sharks have ever choked away a series lead in the playoffs right?
>Kongs
L M A O
STINKY SMELLY
BEANERS
thanks for trying minnesota.
>>66835343
You missed the most important part: can they keep the puck out of their own net?
>best dman in hockey
>good top 4
LMFAO
>men actaully own cats
>mfw
Me on the right btw
>>66835530
We could keep the puck out of our net after we got Phaneuf and our D pairs were stabilized
remember, we played half the year with fucking Jared Cowen back there and Borowiecki
Boro is bottom pairing AHL but was brought in because he's "good in the room" whatever the fuck that means and Cowen after the phaneuf deal was immediately waived by the leafs, the fucking LEAFS
>>66835531
>cleaner
>low maintenance
>don't have to pick up and carry their literal shit
>take care of rodents
>grils love them
Katz rule
>>66832964
Friendly reminder it was 3-0
>>66835531
>unironically wearing ripped jeans
How can one team be so stinky smelly beaner?
>tfw Ducks have a first round bye
Feelsfuckinggoodman
>>66835531
>>66835563
>not liking both
fukkin plebs
The 2016 Kongs Elimination Day is currently scheduled for: April 20
>>66835576
jokes on you pal he was ironically wearing them :^)
Cats just lick themselves, that's not clean.
Why do so many people use litter boxes if you don't have to handle their shit?
Why do you live in such a shitty place there's rodents. Terriers are much better at killing rats.
How do you impress girls with your cat? You take dogs for a walk.
>>66835597
BLAZE IT
>>66835555
hmm, your quads are confusing my better senses. Maybe they're not as bad as they were, but acting like Dion "how do I stay in position" Phaneuf is a huge improvement is an overstatement. Likely Cowen and Boro were just turning it over too much and Karlsson was being exposed for not having a good 2nd pairing to shelter his minutes a bit. They still didn't exactly go on any crazy winning streaks with their new defense.
Also
>we
>>66835597
SMOKE
LITERALLY FROM THE FUTURE
PENS BEAT THE SHARKS IN 7 IN THE FINAL
The 2016 >rags Elimination Day is currently scheduled for: April 21
