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>>66815897
Sales of liquor.
Third for >rags
>yfw edmementon wins first pick and trades mcdavid for second pick to draft laine and pulju
4th for the best hockey country in the world
>>66815954
Carolina will trade Faulk for a pick for pulju so they can have Pulju with Aho
Ducks to win Stan Lee Cup
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>66815960
>best
>hockey
>country
You realise Finland will have to rely on 3 memes for their upcoming future as that's the only talent you accidentally produced.
Meanwhile Sweden is churning out NHLers every year and will be the powerplay kings for the next 10 years.
>>66816003
Bolts over ducks in 7 quadruple overtime imo
>>66815960
Failure
>>66816025
7 game disneybowl series for the final?
Would actually be OK with.
WAKE ME UP
>>66816049
The jews memed chicago over anaheim last year exactly so they could stop a disney owl
>>66816024
>tfw this will be the last generation of Swedish hockey players as the population gets replaced by Abdullahs
>>66816149
Fuck the Jews desu
>>66816149
Nah I know the truth Anaheim just can't game 7 at home. They need to be away?
>lundpads drags the >rags into the postseason
>goes down in the first game
>injured by his own teammate
>RAGS
DJ Bean Verified account
@DJ_Bean
Julien staying as head coach. #Bruins
>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>66816301
>>66816305
Andrew Gross
@AGrossRecord
The Rangers have recalled goalie Magnus Hellberg from Hartford (AHL), doesn't seem like a good sign for Henrik Lundqvist's availability.
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
>>66816305
They win the east with a back up goalie then fall in the finals in a sweep because
>rags
>>66816342
They're getting swept in six by the pongs fåm
>>66815960
me
>>66816149
>blaming refs for Boodroh being a choker
if it weren't for the refs Cucks would've been swept
>>66816305
fucking 4chan is not showing images
>>66816379
I was making a meme you dip.
>>66816321
>the rangers have never succeeded without lundqvist
>i didnt watch hockey last season
>>66816419
>>>/ylilauta/
>>66816476
>rags
>>66816481
no
>>66816420
>Thinking the refs helped Anaheim
Wew
The refs hate cali teams m8. That series played out exactly as it should have. Ducks just couldn't win game 7 as usual. But give them credit for taking it to game 7 because they were a good team last year, and this year too.
>lundpads
Why did the hockey market get so successful in Tampa but completely fail in sunrise?
>>66816582
Tampa is more white.
>pens and rags both having to play AHL goalies
whoever wins is gonna get crushed in the second round
>>66816474
You suck at it and should stop
>>66816638
no.
either team will beat the Flyers.
>>66816643
Your mom sucks at it and never stops
>>66816582
Tampa is filled with old Canadians. Miami is filled with old New Yorkers.
>>66816671
LMAO XD
>>66816675
Fucking Jews
And
>rags
>>66816666
Quads confirm
That's like the 3rd or 4th time a rags player has tried to kill Lundpads this year. Why do they keep doing it?
>>66816708
They're sick of his shit
>>66816719
>since alllllll the wayyyyyy back in '08
considered an old timer by most black cock fans
>>66816719
>get into hockey because I was in europe and the only thing in english was cup finals
>just so happened to be 2010
>chicago is my closest team
I'm destined to be a permabandwagon
>>66816708
Wouldn't you?
>>66816719
>Traitor
>>66816719
lol, americans
Who you got?
Floyers-Craps
Islelders-Panturds
Mild-Dullass
Shorks-Kongs
>>66816785
finnshits are even bigger bandwagoners than americans desu
>>66816953
caps
panthers
dullass
sharks
>>66816476
Did they win the stan leeb owl last year?
>>66816169
>Abdullahs
And Jamaal's. Look at the NHL. It's all ready more blacker than it use to be. It's the future.
>>66816953
Caps
Pants
Wilds
Sharks
>>66816719
can you really blame shorks fans? His psychiatrists probably recommended it.
whos your favorite hockey player?
mine is Saku Koivu (pic)
Alright only meme-free responses can (You) this post.
How many games until the blues shork?
>>66816447
this is a 10/10 in jew york
Why are the so likable?
>>66817025
I'm feeling the blues getting past Chicago this year. Chicago has played a fuck ton of hockey the last few years. The blues are also very balanced all over the ice. I got a blues vs ducks wcf.
>>66817025
They will lose in 6 games or 7. They're playing tight as shit. I'm pretty sure they didn't shoot the puck in the third period.
>>66817020
Of course, Niklas Lidström (pic)
Heading to the liquor store what kind of poison should I buy? Thinking vodka for the hockeys
>>66817025
The 2016-2017 schedule hasn't been released yet
Why are Canacucks still posting here?
>>66817052
Literal meme hockey for mouth breathing southern idiots
>>66817020
>>66817084
but both of these are wrong?
>>66817100
Koskenkorva, pickles and dark rye bread (dark as the skin of Subban)
>>66817119
Don't tell me how I should interpret the world, you fucking cis scum
>>66816476
>shut out
>at home
>in game 7
>>66817125
god tier
>>66817119
no they aren't, look closer
>>66817119
Would you live here, /hoc/?
Hey everybody looks I posted >rags again. Am I finally part of something? Do I finally have friends in my sad pathetic life?
>>66817025
itll be 3-0 and the hawks will sweep in 7
>>66817199
>rags
>>66817199
>rags
>>66817199
>butthurt rags fan crawls out of the woodwork
Hitch on the 41 hits
>“We’re going to have to get that it into the 70s,’’ he said. “We passed on hits because of the pace.’’
How are the blues going to have time to take ANY shots?
>>66817199
>rags
>lundpads career is over due to eye injury
this is the end of rags
>>66817199
>rags
>>66817199
>rags
>>66817222
Not butthurt. Just hate how you can't have any serious discussion on this shit board. Bring up the rangers and get
>HURRR >RAGS XD
>HURRR SSWEEP IN 3
>HURRRR SO FUNNAY
>>66817245
>>66817258
Its hard to take you to retards seriously when you contribute nothing but delusional posts.
>>66817199
>rags
>>66817258
>rags
Assuming your team has been eliminated, who are you bandwagoning in the playoffs?
>>66817258
>rags
>>66817225
if they actually play offense they will blown Chiraq the absolute fuck out
>>66817258
>rags
>>66817271
95% of that is shit poster false flags
>>66817277
Canada's team.
>>66817277
is this what people do when their team doesnt make the playoffs?
>>66817277
Honestly couldn't give a fuck who wins. Just want long and entertaining series. But if I had to absolutely choose I have ducks caps in the final with the ducks winning in 7.
>>66817297
So you are saying there are little to no actual >rags supporters?
I believe you.
>raanta carries >rags to scf
>lundpads is healthy
>rags play him because muh king
>bloos sweep rags
>lehterä wins conn smythe
screencap this
>>66817258
>lundpads
>>66817277
i guess the rags for meme purposes and for the penguins first rounder to be as high as possible
>>66817326
No we just aren't obnoxious like the Devlel false flaggers make us out to be
>>66817384
Oh? Us Devlel's tarnish the reputation of rags fans? I thought we didn't exist.
tfw even Pens and Fillers fans know that Rags fans are the absolute worst.
>Rantanen leads all AHL rookies with 60 points in 51 games
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
Never forget.
>Rangers win Stanley Cup with Raanta and Glorious Finnish goaltending
Wut do Henrik?
The purest of inspiration.
I'm ready for the Flyers to win it all in 16 games.
>>66817437
Nylander is on the same ppg and would probably have led the AHL had he not been called up. But he is good enough to be called up.
>>66817495
>emergency medical service
what did they mean by this?
>>66817460
>tfw potential publix owl
This is what keeps me going through the week lads
>>66817495
the purest motivation is your jew owner that runs the most hated company in the country dying?
>>66817193
I like grannies, so i don't know should i go to finnesota or south floland
>Implying the Caps won't just choke like always
>Impyling a beat to fuck Pens/Rags team can handle the intensity.
>Panthers/isles
>The western conference
Who's already celebrating the Cup coming to Philly? I know I am.
Would a hawks 1st round exit label them as utter shit forever tainted, or a down year versus a surprisingly good blues team?
>>66817510
Yeah called up to the FUCKING LAFFS
There was 1 player in the Marlies organization that wasn't called up to the laffs at one point or another. Just one.
>>66817639
It would be an upset against an upstart Blues team. The Blackhawks have done too much to be labeled shit, they'd need a couple losing seasons.
I left this shithole after the Leafs - Bruins series 2 years ago and you idiots still do that Rags bullshit?
Pathetic. Talk about beating a dead horse.
>>66817660
>rags
>>66817462
>Henrik can't see your post with his stanley cup ring plugging his only good eye
>>66816666
>flyers beating any team let alone the caps
Nice meme
Will he become the most elite Russian in the league? Keep in mind he's 22 and doesn't get injured all the time
when will a meteor wipe out finland?
>rags
>>66817755
If he can pass the puck he's already better than Ovechkin.
>>66817277
Leafs fan here rooting for Reimer
Although I have caps winning the cup in my bracket
>mfw there are people alive right now in the year 2016 who picked Rangers in their bracket
>>66817794
>I put them in the scf
REEEE HANK WHY
>>66817277
BLUES
L
U
E
S
>>66817755
He already is, because he doesn't choke like ov
>>66817755
>tarasenko
>kuznetsov
>panarin
etc
>>66817811
>Rags in the scf ever again
>>66817794
Messier too
>>66817771
>tfw no plane cat
>>66817867
They can only fuck up so many times before they finally fluke their way to a cup
>>66817870
That might be the single dumbest bracket I've seen this year
>>66817462
As a Rags fan I'd like ti see how we do like this. Maybe it is Henrik who brings us down in the big show
>>66817891
Haven't they been saying that about the canucks for 40 years?
>>66817902
>Hank is the only part of the rags that isn't complete garbage
>"maybe the problem is hank"
>>66817916
>it's a /hoc/ rear window episode
>>66817916
what did you cover up? are you at uni?
>>66817929
Idk I'm desperate
>>66817916
>>66817916
>it's this guy again
Keep going entertaining creepy guy
>>66817947
It says the name of my apartment building on it. Also yes.
>black guy making cotton candy
>>66818035
>>66817916
I love /hoc/ celebrities
Just watch Barkov jump onto everyone's radar and into the elite center category in these playoffs.
>>66818053
Barkov is almost elite, but anyone who didn't already have him on their radar yet is retarded
>>66818035
Are you going to get the cotton candy?
>>66818052
I'll keep you updated if anything happens right now its just some guys that are really bad at jam can playing and some people eating. I'm gonna go get a hot dog and a water and hope I was invited
>>66818123
Pro tip: you weren't because you're the kind of guy who takes photos out of his window and posts them on a Congolese basket weaving forum
>>66818123
Talk to the QT
>>66817916
Where is this?
>>66817660
>laffs
>>66817730
>Capitols not choking again
wish I had a window to take pictures off and look at the outside world while browsing internet
Why do people meme that the caps will revert to choking but not the blues?
>>66818318
You don't have a window? Your prisoners get windows
>>66817660
you should go back then
>rags
>>66818348
the view is to the next flats wall
>>66818423
iktf
>>66818423
such is life in binland ;_;
how many points does barkov get in the playoffs?
>>66818144
Rude. I'm only creepy in the comfort of my own home. Also I checked my email i was invited its a watch party for a baseball game. Theyre raffling off an ipad pro so I got some food and entered the raffle and if i win it ill do something stupid with it for /hoc/s entertainment.
I swear they claim to give away ipads once a month and I don't know anyone who's won. My friend was talking to this slut so I went down
>>66818319
The blues aren't cursed. Plus they're the better team
>>66817277
Florida
>>66818487
zero
>>66818318
someone will just bully you for doing it
>>66818511
What team?
https://twitter.com/beketsu/status/720633784736038914/video/1
LMAO
>>66815906
Pulju will be a leaf, not an oiler.
![Cf9iKSdUsAE2Bgg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8LxkzrJ.jpg "Cf9iKSdUsAE2Bgg[1].jpg")
Snoop Dog with the memes
>>66818568
ebin :D
>>66817563
He doesn't run Comcast
>>66818568
>Kuulantyöntäjä. Ex-jääkiekkomaalivahti. Kirjoitan lätkästä. Hurrikaanin tiedotusvastaava
nordspeak looks like you rested your forehead on your keyboard
>>66818546
I think you have enough clues in the pictures. These bitches are retarded its tshirt weather out and theyre in jackets. I know one of them and don't like them
>>66817774
This is wrong. Ovie is an underrated passer.
And anyway Tarasenko and Kuznetsov are better.
>>66818511
Little falls NY?
>>66818517
Lel are you familiar with the history of the Blues?
with no canadian teams in the playoffs this year we may never see the stanley cup back in canada ever again.... fuck america and fuck the nhl
>>66817052
>Jamie Benn and Tyler Seguin
>Not fuccbois.
>>66818574
>laffs
>not getting the 1rst overall
>not drafting Bustthews
It's like you want the Laffs to actually be good.
>>66818712
It's ok you can shit post about the olympics and Canadian players on the teams.
Finland.
>>66817199
>rags
>>66818517
>The blues aren't cursed.
But they have Hitchcock as their coach? He's cursed by the Bret Hull "foot in crease" goal that won him his first and only ever Stanley Cup.
>>66818712
it's coming there every summer what you whining about
>blaming goalies in 1-0 or 2-0 losses
>judging individual players by team awards
>having a "what have you done for me lately" attitude when judging a player's quality
When does /sp/ have a middle-school tier, pleb attitude when discussing hockey?
>>66818712
It's all over! Burn the capital!
>>66817290
If they actually play offense it will open up more ice for the Hawks. The Blues are trapped now. Hawks in 6.
>>66818824
>>66818734
>laffs
>getting the first overall
80% chance its not going to happen. The most likely outcome for the laffs is 4th overall.
>>66818568
Is that how perkele is pronounced?
R8 my handmade gear /hoc/.
>>66818568
>https://twitter.com/beketsu/status/720633784736038914/video/1
Razor a best.
>>66818901
Wrong publix team/10
BASED TRUDEAU ALLOWING CANADIANS TO KILL THEMSELVES DUE TO NO PLAYOFFS
>>66817639
It would guarantee players like Ladd, Shaw, and maybe even Seabrook will be gone next year. Seabrook in a trade to Edmonton. But they'd still be a playoff team, just not an elite contender like the Preds, Blues, and Stars will be in the West for the next few years.
Well fuck m8s Haula is out too. At least Seguin is out too or it would be a bloodbath.
If Dubnyk doesn't stand on his head they are fucked. Its either a 5-2 Dallas win with 1 empty netter. Or a 2-1 wild win with goals by Coyle and Dumba
>>66819015
Supreme Court already did this, but yeah it is pretty based. Vancouver is going to be awesome for 420 and suicide in the next few weeks.
Guys I'm starting to get excited. Flyers and Caps don't like each other, their games had the physical and nasty playoff style back in the regular season already.
>>66819015
I'm already on the edge. If Seattle wins the memorial cup on top of no Canadian teams in the playoffs I might take weedman up on the offer.
GKG
>mfw poos fans chanted "Craaaaawford" when they had zero(0)(no) goals against him
>>66819017
Shaw was gone the second the contract bonus was triggered.
Our cap situation next year is pretty gnarly, especially since BOTH toews and kane pull 10.5 mil
>>66819095
who won?
>>66817225
Hawks are undersized compared to the Blues. Hitch wants to wear them out physically in the first 4-5 games. He knows this will be a long series, possibly a 7 game affair, so he hopes to cripple the Hawks early to give his team the advantage in the later games. I think he's right in saying they need more hits, but they also need to tighten up and not get caught missing hits so much. Too many chances to the Hawks in that first game. Good thing Elliot was awake and Toews is cross-eyed.
>>66819017
They'll have to really fight for a wildcard spot next year for sure with the defense they could have, more of a bubble team than a sure playoff bet. It would more likely be Hjalmarsson gone than Seabrook.
St poois poos
tfw the flyers win one for Ed
crapitals lmao
>>66818861
That's retarded way of looking at it. By that logic, you can also say that Edmonton has an 86.5% of not getting it, Van 88.5%, CBJ 90.5, CGY 91.5, etc.
They still have the best odds out of all teams considered, maybe even more so given their circumstances and the very high probability that the lottery is fixed.
>>66819123
That's the sticking point. Relying on Elliott to spirit the ghost of christmas hextall while the rest of the team crashes the lower d pairs into the boards isn't a winning strategy.
Toews line isn't going to stay cold forever, they were taking a lot of shots, and the kane line was doing fine against backes.
>>66816582
>>66816607
>>66816675
The bolts actually play in tampa. The kitties play in sunrise florida 30 miles from downtown miami
>>66819196
For all we know the lottery is fixed.
>>66819196
Its not betting who will get it, its betting if the leafs will get it. Betting on the field is statistically logical senpai. If the lottery is fixed it's 100% going to Arizona considering Matthews is a local boy anyway.
coyotes winning the lottery will finally prove that the whole SHIT IS RIGGED
>>66819314
If the coyotes get first overall it's 100% fixed. They finished 24th overall. Not saying it's impossible but if it's a 24th AND the coyotes, it's a fucking fix.
>>66818917
We're taking over the Publix meme this year.
are we going to win tonight?
>>66819378
>
There can be only one
>>66819409
>"state" of "hockey"
yeah, you got it
>>66819146
I don't know about that. Hjalmarsson is on a decent contract and is the perfect 2nd pairing guy behind Keith. Riemsdyk might be ready to take on a bigger role as well, so they might opt to drop the bigger contract with a better return. But I could also see Hjalmarsson going given they have Svedberg and Gustafsson poised to take on more minutes and are on bargain contracts. Either way, another interesting offseason for Bowman.
>no canadian teams in the playoffs
Can a canadian explain why canadian teams are so shit? Not baiting.
>>66819409
ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>their best defender is Hawks #5 defenseman last season
ahahaahahAHAHAHAHAHHA no lad you are not.
>>66819589
>Minnesota playing without Parise
Stars won't get past round 2 but they should BTFO pedosota
>>66819562
Bad management for most of them.
Doesn't help that Calgary,Toronto, Edmonton and Vancouver are in the middle of rebuilds.
>>66819199
It can be a winning strategy, as long as the pp is working. The Blues looked good on it in the first game too. Peitrangelo and Parayko looked really good together on the pp. They seemed to get better defensively in the late stages too after giving up too many bad chances early. I'm sure the Hawks will find ways to beat them still, and Hitchcock will adjust his style, but the Blues seem too strong overall to lose this series without a fight. I'm expecting a game 7 to decide it.
>tfw got a date
Im pretty excite lads
>>66819562
They have shit tier front offices because they don't have to improve in order to be profitable. Most American teams can't suck and still make money so they don't have as much tolerance for retarded GMs/management. Canadian teams can still sell all their tickets and tons of merchandise even when they are garbage so when they suck they don't take a financial hit.
>>66819453
It also has to be considered that the team the hawks are dealing with may not be able to afford Seabrook's contract without the hawks taking a contract back. It may end up that a Hjalmarsson deal is just much easier to make.
>>66819686
yeah well I have a cheesesteak and a bottle of liquor
>>66819753
yeah well I have memes
The playoff matchups are so much better than last year though. The Calgary-Vancouver matchup last year was not playoff tier. Anaheim basically got 2 rounds of scrub matchups when they should have played against San Jose and LA
>>66819652
How did the blues look good on the PP? They had two with 0 shots.
I agree, this series will go far, but if last night is how the blues are going to play the whole series, the hawks will run away with it. They had solid D even without keith, and I have a feeling weise or panik will be dressing friday instead of mash.
Plus now svedberg won't be drawing dumb ass penalties.
>>66819314
Betting the field is a cop out, and shouldn't be allowed in betting, or at least should have a 0.01% payback. My point was that betting on the field for another team, besides Toronto, provides better odds. So any way you look at it, Toronto is the best bet.
>>66819686
>watched hockey all year last year, except obviously the summer, with this QT
>good friends, get along great
>get up the nerve to ask her out in November
>decide the time isnt right
>shes gone for the entirety of december
>ask in january
>she says she'd want to, but she started dating someone a month ago
>tfw I fuckin blew it
>they're still together in april
>we still hang out
careful, senpai
>>66819589
Wasn't he the #4 dman? Keith, Seabrook, Hjalmarsson, ?, Oduya. Who was ahead of Oduya?
>>66819801
>we still hang out
Do you babysit her son too?
Ayy lmao #memes
No, I'm sorry for your loss, for reeelz bro
>>66819733
From a leafs perspective, it has way more to do with piss poor management and FO decisions. The leafs were good in the 90s and early 2000s then completely fucked off. John Ferguson until lastyear was an absolute fucking joke. A country club like way the team was ran.
The new management in place will be magnitudes better. Am I saying they'll be winning a cup soon? Fuck no. What I am saying is they'll at least be competitive and not an embarrassment to the league.
There's a lot of qts in germany, think any of them watch hokkei?
>>66819780
I have better ones
>>66819562
High taxes compared to the USA and living expenses means that despite the cap the American teams have an advantage signing players. Also one of the teams used to play in Atlanta and is still recovering from that ordeal and the rest of the teams blew up the rosters after too many years of mediocrity or are shitholes that no one wants to live in like Edmonton.
>>66819837
I might be pathetic, but ill never raise someone else's son
>shes also probably leaving in 3-6 months
fuck
REMEMBER TO ALWAYS CHECK THE FLAG BEFORE RESPONDING
>>66819589
>>their best defender is Hawks #5 defenseman last season
But Klingberg never played for the Hawks.
>>66819996
the only good Scandinavian metal is swedish metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkrjE4QRsys
>>66819736
Ya that's a fair point. I was even trying to think how Edmonton could make that deal and was having difficulties. The usual suspects (Hall, Eberle, RNH) wouldn't work because of salary, unless Chicago also moved other forwards around to shore up the D and want a top 6 forward to fill the hole left by Ladd and Hossa (if not retired most likely bottom 6 material next year). Other than that, maybe a straight up trade of their first rnd pick (I think it would have to be outside the top 3 for Chia to go for it) for Seabrook, then Edm opens cap space with other trades.
>>66819835
Timmo- ahahahahahahahahah who am I kidding
>>66819996
Can you make him more asian?
>>66819950
Looks a little sad tbf my friend
>>66819979
Well, that might be a good thing. Best way of getting over someone is to stop all contact with them so
Who is Tom Wilson going to injure tonight? I'm torn between Ghost and Voracek
