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>rags
NYR:Henrik Lundqvist sustains day-to-day injury
PIT:Pens will start Jeff Zatkoff with Fleury out
PIT:Marc-Andre Fleury isn't on the ice for warmup
CHI:Andrew Ladd (personal) might miss Game 1
MIN:Zach Parise out for the start of the playoffs
TOR:Leafs ink Morgan Rielly to a 6-year deal
STL:David Backes (LBI) is available for Game 1
NYI:Jaroslav Halak will miss entire first round
OTT:Ottawa Senators fire head coach Dave Cameron
MIN:Sources: Zach Parise aggravated a back injury
SJ:D Marc-Edouard Vlasic will play against Kings
SJ:Sharks' Matthew Nieto to return for playoffs
NICE POKE CHECK MARC
5rd for
>rags
>rags
obligatory
>rags
>no canadian team made the playoffs
shit team
>rags
>>66803516
>rags
>rags
>>66803516
>rags fans so assblasted that they're reduced to talking about countries
LMAO LEL
NO "WE'LL COME BACK AND WIN THIS, JUST YOU WAIT"
NO "WE'RE OFF TO A BAD START BUT THIS SERIES IS OURS"
NO "RAGS IN 5"
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING SWEPT IN THE FIRST
OH GOD YOU GUYS FINALLY ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE SHIT
>RAGS
>rags
>>66803559
again the canucks have NO CUPS
>rags
>lundpads
>shitqvist
>rags
>waiting for canada to win the cup
is this the
>rugs
general?
>>66803518
SPOOKY
P
O
O
K
Y
The Pens offense just seems so much more dynamic than the Rangers', especially if Malkin comes back.
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>rags fans lashing out
top comedy
I mean not as funny as Lundpoke coming back with an eye patch, but pretty funny.
reminder that the rags traded all their picks for this
>>66803632
jesus christ how horrifying
also
>rags
>>66803596
rags have NO WINS
and they won't get any either lmao
>rags
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ALL TOGETHER NOW
>rags
>r a g s
>a
>g
>s
Let's look at some facts - The New York Rangers are:
>one of the most profitable franchises in hockey(2nd I believe)
>the most profitable franchise in the United States
>the most iconic team in the United States
>Have been consistently contenders for nearly a decade now
>Didn't need to tank for high draft picks to become successful
>Are an original six team
Face it, the Rangers are the good guys saving, and promoting this sport. Ranger haters are pure cancer. Everyone in this thread posting their ABR memes is either a Sunbelt "fan", Canadian, Brooklyn Jewlander fan, or Greece proxy-fagging.
>r a g s
>ninety (90) years
>four (4) cups
>rags
>>66803740
>rags
>>66803770
>>rags
>1993
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>>66803770
>rags
>contenders for a decade
Is this what >rags fans believe?
>>66803770
rags
>>66803770
>Let's look at some facts
No, let's look at some >rags
>rags
>>66803770
Trip on coward
>>66803648
all dat speed
>>66803770
Let's look at some facts - The New York Rangers are:
>a shit team
>with shit fans
>constituting a shit franchise
>got BTFO and hatty'd by a pongs team missing Malkin and icing their third-string goalie
>getting swept in the first and raggots don't even try to deny it
>rags
>>66803770
>RAGS
>>66803846
>He likes the New York Rangers """""""""""""""Hockey""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Club"""""""""""""""
>>66803830
lel!
>rags
>1(ONE) CUP SINCE HITLER DIED
>rags
>tfw the >rags lose a hockey game
>>66803846
> rags > raga, >RAGS > RAGS >>>> RAGS >RAGS >RAGS> RAGS> RA>GS
>>66803770
>Let's look at some facts
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>rags
>>66803920
>>66803905
>>66803900
>>66803872
nobody thinks your funny dude just stop
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>>66803846
>rags
>mfw the rags sweep the pongs
>>66803956
>rags
>>66803770
>one of the most profitable franchises in hockey(2nd I believe)
get most of their value just because they own 50% of msg
>the most profitable franchise in the United States
see above
>the most iconic team in the United States
lolno
>Have been consistently contenders for nearly a decade now
choke choke choke
>Didn't need to tank for high draft picks to become successful
just wasted all dat money to not win
>Are an original six team
with the fewest cups
>>66803956
>>66803954
>>66803947
>>66803905
>>66803900
>>66803887
>>66803872
every >rags post deserves a >ragsponse
>rags
>>66804036
>rags
>>66803956
>>66803988
>>66803991
>>66803954
>>66803947
>>66803925
>>66803920
>>66803905
>rags
On a scale of eliminated by the bolts to eliminated by the kings
how mad are rags fans
>>66804036
>rags
>>66804025
>>66804033
>>66804036
>>66804053
>>66804083
>>66804076
>>66804084
>rags
>>66804074
>rags
>rags
>it's a kippers and trol u shit on x team with .gifs and .webms thread
Missed this desu
>>66804107
>rags
>>66804036
>rags
>>66804148
>sharks
>canucks
well they do have one thing in common
NO CUPS
>>66804131
>>66804139
>>66804165
>>66804178
>>66804178
>rags
>>66804148
It's good to be back
>rags
>>66804131
Huh, so love can bloom on the battlefireld after all. That said, I'd suck out their farts, if you know what I mean.
>>66804178
>rags
>>66803846
shit team
>successfully defended thesis this morning
>girl I've been crushing on said yes to dinner
>playoff hockey everywhere
>rags
I think today is the best day of my life.
>>66804208
ohse nose no ban pls
>rags
>>66804178
Reminder that Mark Messier is a bald, autistic faggot and will forever be inferior to Joe Thonton.
>rags
>>66804272
cupcount?
havent been here in a while but man it looks like reddit took over nobody thinks your original
>rags
>>66804219
shit fans
>>66804340
>rags
>>66804340
>rags
I hate the >rags as much as the next anon, but shittsburg fans are scum for cheering when Henry went down from the stick.
>rags
>rags
>Rags
At least other Wongs fans didn't think we were getting very far.
>rags
>R A G S
>>66804340
>rags
>>66804474
>>66804470
>>66804445
>>66804431
>>66804422
>>66804403
>>66804255
>>66804208
>>66804167
>>66804165
I know your more familiar with upvotes but since they dont have those here take a (You) instead
>tfw you will never, ever, ever be a
>rags
>"fan"
>>66804272
Messier is so autistic he wants to build an 8 rink facility in a city that is 30% white, and then sperged out when the city didn't let him do it.
http://nypost.com/2016/04/12/mark-messier-brings-de-blasio-to-court-for-killing-rink-plan/
>>66804513
You are trying way too fucking hard.
>Rags
>>66804379
A
FRANCHISE
OF
PURE
SHIT
>>66804513
>rags
this is a good thread
>rags
just came here to say
>rags
>>66804513
And here's your
>rags
I can't tell if the assblasted rags fan is baiting
Reported each of you fuckers. Shit thread, enjoy your 3 day vacation.
>>66804621
>rags
>making shitposting this obvious
>rags
>>66804610
he's the guy that autism /int/posts all day against canadians. he's just used to being retarded for no reason so I think he's somehwere inbetween
>rags
>>66804621
If kippers is >ragging, we can all >rag
>rags
>>66804610
>rags fans reduced to complaining about websites
>still not even trying to pretend they're not getting swept
I can believe it
>rags
>>66804621
>Shit thread
Appropriate, since it is about your shit team
>rags
>>66804208
>>66804247
>>66804255
>>66804272
>>66804341
>>66804403
>>66804422
>>66804431
>>66804445
>>66804470
>>66804501
>>66804511
>rags
>>66804474
>>66804513
>>66804529
>>66804533
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>>66804562
>>66804587
>>66804597
>>66804643
>>66804658
>>66804671
>rags
>Muh hard hitting big guy team
Blues are boring as fuck tb.h
>>66804701
whos this fluid druid
Daily reminder rags sent two 2nd round picks and a prospect for .3 ppg Eric Staal.
>rags
>>66804740
>tfw they took the biggest problem from my favourite team
KEEP STAAL
>rags
>Just saw the Pens/Rangers score
How? How can a team be that fucking useless?
>rags
>mfw redditors talking shit
winning in 6 screencap this
>>66804766
Based Zatgod
>implying this isn't >our year
>>66804766
>doubting zatty ice
>>66803559
rangers are winning the series :)
Preds sweep ducks dubs confirmed trips and preds wins stan lees cup
Overtime!
>>66805167
>thinking the sweet won't be in 6 so it can be on home ice after giving cucks home ice high hopes
>hilarious late local start time
>goes to OT
typical
>first ot on the first day of ploffs
>based but i have to get up early tomorrow
Who here /hungover/ tomorrow?
>entire hawks roster will be ded by the time we beat the blues
>>66805522
>we
>>66805536
obviously he is Duncan Keith
Penguins literally have the best 3 goalies to ever play in the NHL on their team right now
>yfw Tristan Jarry turns into the next MAF
>>66805576
>>66805536
it gets boring in the press box
>>66805494
literally everybody
>>66805494
>he stops drinking before work
fucking casual
>>66806112
>implying
I have a dentists appointment
Mark Lazerus Verified account
@MarkLazerus
This is the fifth straight season the #Blackhawks have gone to overtime in the first game of the playoffs.
Lel
>>66806154
>not going to the dentist drunk to mix with sweet sweet painkillers
>blackcocks
>>66806242
I wish I was getting painkillers
>crawshit
HAHAHA
WHAT A FUCKING MEME GOAL
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>blackhawks
What are they going to do next year when they get fucked by the cap and have to drop their entire team
>crawshit
MEMEHAWKS BTFO HOLY SHIT
>JVR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WHAT A MEME END TO OT
>backes' voice
is a he a lifelong chain smoker? holy fuck
BBBBBBLLLLLLLUUUUUEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
I KNEW I CHOSE THE RIGHT BANDWAGON
>shitcago
>cuckhawks
may as well fold the franchise now
BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
>BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
>BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
>BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
>>66806346
>3 cups
Who cares
lel
>chiraq
tumbles is so fucking awful
>shitcago
>rags
>"Error: Our system thinks your post is spam"
>Reddithawks
>OWN GOAL
>>66806476
They wont win another cup for 20-30 years. I rather my team consistently make the playoffs and win a cup every 5-6 years than be good for 5 years and then collapse
>3 good games today
what a start
>>66806523
Try being a Caps fan.
>mfw rags and cocks are swept in the first round
>>66806540
Pens/Rags was good for memeing but it wasn't a good watch
>>66806540
just you wait family. the big memes are coming.
>>66806523
> win a cup every 5-6 years
sorry which canadian franchise is that?
>>66806577
Seeing Zatkoff play well was good. It's never fun when a team has to rely on their 3rd string.
>>66806412
That's what a real American man sounds like senpai
>>66806605
Damn.......
>>66806572
whenever i think my team is bad i remember the 1974 caps
>8–67–5
>rags
literally fuck the "fans" of this "team"
pure shit.
fuck you if you are a raggot fuck lel
>>66806577
>he doesn't like goal scoring
>he would rather watch Backes slam into the boards for 4 hours
>>66806605
jesus man, too harsh.
>>66806523
you okay man? wana talk about it?
>>66806665
I hope the orange picker shows up so we can shitpost all over him.
>rags
where my other O6 bros at? rough night but we'll advance dont worry
>>66806721
Literally how. I hate the Pens but they look almost unstoppable.
>>66806721
this is bait
It's always a good day when Chicago loses desu
>rags
>>66806767
>doubting the rangers
>>66806721
>rags
so far my bracket lookin perfect
anyone else?
>>66806842
me too but i need the rags to win at least one game for a 5 game sweep
>mfw I memed a tripfag into making the hawks lose through meme magic
MEME MAGIC EXISTS HOCKEYTOWN VS HOCKEY STATE
>>66806721
I'll gladly watch the wongs lose if it means the >rags and cocks get cucked, too.
>blackhawks fail to score on 6 power plays
>fail to score on 35ish shots
>i-i-its Crawford's fault he let in an own goal
You guys must watch a lot of hockey
>2009-Memehawks
>2010-Ruins
>2011-Kongs
>2012-Memehawks
>2013-Kongs
We need Stan Lee cup socialism
>>66806894
lol kek this anal devastation
>itt; underrage redditors thinking the blues will win the series
>>66806894
to be fair elliot apparently put on lundqvist's gear for tonight
>>66806922
Easily win the series
>>66806922
>this blackcocks delusion
Blues literally have it in the bag
>>66806909
>bernie sanders institutes a mandatory cup rotation
>every team gets it 1 year in a 30 year cycle
What a shit night for Chicago
>>66806894
>yfw that own goal is what absolutely shatters crawshits confidence
>>66806916
But he's right.
You fags always blame goalies even in games in which it's not their fault.
>>66806981
>implying he wont let st. louis/ chicago / detroit have it more often than other teams because of their opressed black fanbase
>>66806922
>the poos won't win the series
Top delusion
Mrazek better start Saturday or I'm gonna be pissed.
>Howard
Didn't do bad but we need mrazek to be ready
Why are people talking about shots? Look at the time of attack and attempts, the Reddithawks got their fucking dickholes smashed. The only reason they didn't dominate in shots is they collapsed in front of their goalie so pucks weren't getting through.
Blues in 5.
The window has slammed shut.
I wouldn't expect overrated ass Duncan Keith to change the tune of that either
>>66807034
>its not the goalers fault a goal went in the net
>>66807159
Smuk is that you? Please put your name on
>not knowing the blackhawks get stronger through adversity
I remember being underrage to. And Keith is back for Game 2. Sweep in 6
who 0for3 here
Crosby moves into top 50 for all-time playoff points.
POST YFW ANDREW LADD MISSED THE BIRTH OF HIS CHILD TO FLY TO THE HELLHOLE THAT IS ST LUOIS TO LOSE IN OT TO AN OWN GOAL
>>66807300
>Keiths overrated ass doing anything
kek
KEK
>>66807326
Is crosby by any chance elite?
>>66807326
would suck if you know what i mean
>>66807341
wew ladd
Are all goalies autistic? When they show them close up they look weird, their eyes are spazzing out and their head is twitching. They don't cheer as much when their team scores either
>>66807418
Not as elite as Kucherov
>>66807300
Has he sharpened the blade of his stick so it actually does lasting damage the next time he spergs out?
>>66807300
>Keith
Top kek. Desperate as hell. One of your tripdags memed you into a sweep
>>66806922
They will, this is the Yotes series all over again
>>66807468
he knows the pain crawford felt.
Since most of the streams are getting removed by the NHL. Should I buy NHL.tv? Anyone ever try? I know Americans get cucked but how about internationally? From what I understand it's a good for international users? Suggestions?
>>66806964
>>66806976
>>66807067
>Expecting the poos to make it past the first round for once
>>66807721
They don't do playoffs. Don't live in the third world, shithead.
>>66807771
This. Don't give the Redditors (You)s though.
>>66807784
>They don't do playoffs.
why? they could easily make money selling a $50 playoff package or something
>>66807784
I think they do playoffs outside of the US. It's just the national broadcasts that prevent it here.
>>66807826
I don't fucking know. Do I look like I work for the NHL? Fucking retard.>>66807826
>>66807208
Please I miss you
t. your sandwich friend
>rags
>wongs
>blackcocks
is there teams worse in the NHL? i dont think so
>mfw every game ends 1-0 on chicago putting it in their own net
4-0
>>66807884
well fucking find out faggot
>>66807890
i dont know what youre talking about
>>66807916
kongs
>>66807916
There sure is. Every Canadian team and the Bruins
>>66807908
>>66807944
haha u mind if i post on /r/4chan xdDDD
some fresh OC what do you guys think?
>>66807935
Please smuk. Just come home.
>>66807300
> sweep in 6
what the fuck? are you retarded?
a sweep is when you win the series 4-0 you dumbass
>>66807771
It's been a while since the kongs ruined their playoff experience
>>66808116
Is falling for it part of the meme now?
@66808116
No (You) for you!
lmao Blackhawks fans are so beta
>>66808189
>literal dynasty
>beta
You're the cuck
>all these Canadian bandwagoneers
Just face it. You suck at 'your' sport. Stop pretending to be a die hard fan of another franchise
> tfw Ducks literally have a first round bye
Wonder if we play the Kongs or Shorks for the Cali owl
>blackcocks
>diarrheahawks
>rapetrick kane
>no real fans
>crawshit
holy shit what a shit franchise
>>66807916
finnesota tbqh
>>66808297
>nu male bandwagoners who have no clue who Tony amonte is
>not beta
>>66803420
Holy shit is /hoc/ on the PONGS bandwagon this year?
>bandwagon shitcongo btfo
>rags
>>66808339
>first round bye
uh the ducks didn't get matched with the shorks
prob another loss the beaner bandwagon la kunts
>>66808339
who is this semen demon?
>>66807152
>Mrazek
>>66808632
He's great. He just went down after his birthday. Horribly. Howard looks like an idiot in the net regardless
>>66808787
I'm a pongs fan. Only time I watch detroit is when we play them. He looked like shit last time DESU but we have been scoring a lot.
I know Howard sucks ass.
>>66808339
>First Round Bye
Not so fast hombre
Shit team
>>66808912
>I know Howard sucks ass
This meme needs to fucking die he's an olympian not a meme like mrazek
>>66808339
you mean a first round bye-bye ;D
preds sweep in 6
>>66808406
just until the >rags are gone. don't get too excited over in your degenerate shit town
>CHICUMGUZZLERS
>CHIMPANZEES
>CHITCOCKCHOKES
>CHITTYSHITTYBANGBANGS
>CHIRAQIS
>CHITSIPPERS
Reminder that all Blackhawk jerseys are dyed red from the blood of rectum ravaged fans and their fatass PMS plagued wives
Call me a nigger I don't give a fuck, just like your team that couldn't score one point
Go on
Do it
I dare you
^
this is bait
>>66809209
>image.jpg
Never fails. Why would you blur a face? All of the apes look the same
>shitcago
>yfw Stars/Pens SCF
>every game is 7-6, 8-5
>>66809339
>ketchup on a hot dog
DELETE THIS
>>66809330
Call me all the racial memes you want, doesn't change the fact that your team didn't score ONE (1) point tonight. No wonder your team is called the Windy City, you're full of hot air
>People think Howard is bad
>Still puts up respectable numbers most of the time behind one of the worst defenses in the entire league
Pongs should replace Kunitz with Sheary on the 1st line
>>66809397
My team scored 2 and lost. We're called hockeytown btw. You're still a nigger
>>66809466
>Says Jamal
>>66809466
Go on, say it again. Won't make the Wongs any less shit and you any less pathetic.
>>66809523
>Says the city with zero accomplishments outside of Baseball
>>66809384
>shittown cuisine
>>66809364
>not wanting stars/caps where every game will be 10-9
>>66809384
>le mustard, relish and sauerkraut maymay xDDDD
Sup, Reddit?
>>66809562
D E L E T E
E
L
E
T
E
>>66809566
>Eating hotdogs at all
If you eat anything but bratwursts you're a fucking plebian to begin with.
>rags
>>66809523
>>66809509
>my team
Tbh i was cheering for the blues just because I wanted the hawks to lose. Now I hope Kane rapes you. I know the wings don't stand a chance. So I forgive you tripfag. Fuck them up.
>>66809339
looks delicious desuhaitchi
hope that's heinz
>>66809651
I dunno who you're trying to troll, but as a chef that pains me
who
>stan lee
here?
can't spell 'Ovechkin' without 'choke'
>>66809817
youre not the chef GO CLEAN SOMETHING
>>66809817
working 3rd shift at Waffle House doesn't make you a "chef," anon.
>>66809651
>>66809562
>>66809339
DELETE THIS NOW
>>66809902
>>66809585
>>66809384
thats enough reddit
>>66809902
>enjoys eating a bowl of warm tomato sauce and cheese slop
>hates it when that's put on a pig and beef sphinctertube
>shitcago
>detoilet
rangers are winning the cup
stay mad clowns
>rags
>yfw rags
>>66810159
Agreed. The /hoc/ meltdown will be glorious
Smuk plz come back
>rags
is there a fanbase more delusional(ignore canadian teamfans)?
>>66810259
get memed on
>shit team
>>66804766
>only 2 goals on 37 shots against a third string goalie
> rags
>>66810461
That guy has had times when he looked elite as fuck though. I went to a bolts pongs game earlier this year and flurey got pulled for being total shit and they put Zatkoff in. He made flurey look like it was his first game. But I still have to post a
>rags
Since they got btfo
>shit fans
>>66810159
How they win the cup after being sweeped in the first round?
I'M FROM THE FUTURE
PENS BEAT THE SHARKS IN THIS YEAR'S FINAL
I can;t wait for the ragsposting apocalypse when the Pongs sweep
>shit franchise
>>66810550
Pens in the final makes sense, Sharks in the final does not.
Get out.
>>66810550
>sharks
nope nope nope nope nope
>>66810550
I predicted it 3 months ago.
Post yfw the Shorks lose 4-3 tomorrow
>>66810639
after taking a 3 goal lead?
>>66810668
Of course!
>>66807690
Literally this, memehawks have to break salary cap rules and have the actual contenders be ridden by injuries to win the cup
> lundshit
>>66810639
>>66809984
underrated post
>>66809632
Why not? Sheary, Rust, or Bennett are all arguably better wingers for Crosby than Kunitz. Granted, two of those guys are hurt, but i think Sheary, Crosby, Hornqvist, would be better. I'm not saying Kuni doesn't deserve to be on the team, I just think hes on the wrong line. Kunitz is starting to show his age.
>>66810938
Why change it up now when it's currently working great? Crosby and Hornqvist have been on a roll.
>>66810973
That's true. I'm just wondering if maybe there is even more production that is being squandered by having Kunitz on the top line.
Post yfw padshit never EVER wins a cup
lets go rangers
Soon
Bretty good memeing out there tonight boys.
Rags
>rags
Hawks
>own goal
Wings/Blots
>two teams fighting desperately for 2nd round exit
guys
>rags
>>66811535
>
This team looked surprisingly good. I'm pretty sure >we can meme our way to at least the conference finals if they play as hard as they did tonight. Plus in the second round stralman should be back
>>66811568
>rags
What happened to Zetterberg? He used to be a beast, be always seemed like a really nice guy too, injuries just slow him down?
>>66807956
lol no
>>66809523
>team with no stanley cups and a nigger representing them atm
>team with 11 cups
Elitest.
Also, reminder that Norway have more points in this years playoffs than Finland
Make your picks for Thursday night's games
>Flyers/Caps
>Islanders/Panthers
>Wild/Stars
>shorks/kongs
>>66811861
I hope Dallas gets swept because of you dumb frogposters
>>66812002
MAD AT THE STARS???
>68% chance a canadian team wins the draft lottery
Oh my fucking god, BLACKHAWKS GOT RAPED, DOMINATED, SRIRACHAED, DESTROYED
Get ready to be swept you unemployed niggers who've never seen a game at their pathetic rink, you poptart munching, 4chan imagefolder stacking, balding white niggers
>>66811570
Stralman's leg is fractured/broken isn't it? How the hell can he come back in the 2nd?
>>66811988
Flylers cats stars shorks
>>66812134
this
>>66803420
>tfw you're balding this severely but can't get on fin because you're a pro-athlete that can't risk the sides
he's got plenty of money and hair on the sides/back, not sure why he doesn't just get a transplant if he wants to keep his hair
Leave the getting almost killed by my teammates to me
>>66812279
Just Getzlaf it
>>66811988
Caps, kitties, stars and kongs
Cap it
>rags
>lundshit
>>66812437
t. Spain
>>66812437
Fuck finland
>>66812460
:^)
>finnish tavoitetaipumus
>>66812437
Little late there m8 but nice job on your first
>rags
>mfw tonight Jagr becomes the first non-Oilers player to score 200 playoff points
Sulkekaa naiminen
The fuck happened in chicago? 1-0 in OT
>>66812505
Neither team scored a goal in regulation, and then St. Louis scored a goal in OT
>>66812505
4 hours of bumping into each other, just like every other blues' game
>>66812505
When no one scores in regulation, the first team that scores in OT wins.
>>66812505
Rookie D failed Angling Skates 101
Hörnqvist has scored 8 playoff goals in his career. 5 of them have been against the >rags
>>66810938
Kunitz is ass. He's been done for 2 seasons now. Sheary is legit good with the puck but small as shit.
I think honestly until Malkin gets back the lines are going to stay the same.
>>66812514
Thanks jackass
>>66812528
I know that I'm shocked chicago didn't at least get 1 goal
>>66812577
I wasn't really suprised considering the lack of depth on goalscoring
Tbh rangers to sweep pongs in 6
>>66812686
That won't happen to be frankalank.
Rangers had to go to game 7 OT last season to beat the penguins. This seaso the rangers are weaker and the penguins are probably a little stronger.
>>66812724
Rangers won in 5 last year
>>66812829
My bad. Penguins will still win though
>>66811988
caps, cats,mild,kongs
>>66811988
Caps
Panthers
Stars
Ducks
>>66813017
>Ducks winning a sharks/kings game
Well meme'd
>>66813050
Whoever qualifies will get routed by the ducks. Sharks will wear out the kings who will need >6 to sweep.
>>66812577
Elliot and Lundqvist swapped bodies yesterday
>>66812505
It happened in St. Louid you mong
Also how funny is it that the Hawks lost but everyone knows theyre going to win the series?
Give your draft rankings based on meme potential.
1st pick is obviously pulju but is there potential for quality memes in anyone else?
>>66813406
Jake Bean
where can i see the u18 tournament??
>>66813565
Aren't scouts supposed to be watching that in person?
>>66813605
i'm scouting Laine right now so i couldn't make the trip to u18's this season
>>66813138
I doubt it, if the Kings are in playoff mode they will dominate.
Unless they get a game 7, because no mr. Game 7
>>66812480
Do anyone who is not on the spectrum care about these meme trivia 'records'?
Wow /hoc/ is dead
>rags
>>66813795
>rangos
>rags
Why are Lundpads and swedes so laughed at lol, lundqvist is elite and seems like a good teammate desu
>>66813864
>elite
>has 0 (ZERO) cups
>>66807153
>terrible fake breasts
>shit and hopefully temporary tattoo
>bleached blonde
Is this a rags 10/10?
cute duck
Does somebody have the gif of lundpads sitting on the bench and staring into the abyss
Is /hoc/ ready for the blues to take down the hawks? It's habbening
>shutout blues in regulation without keith
>get him back friday
>blues focusing on hits instead of the puck
>lost to a flukey bounce in OT
friday can't come soon enough
>>66813930
It will be glorious, friend.
Chiraqwagoners will demand that Q should be fired
>>66813941
No ones that dumb
but forreal though yoou guise,
who can stop the penguinos? three god tier goalies, 4 god tier lines (w/o malkin in the lineup beeteedubs), throwback uni swag, Crosby crosbying. Fuck.
>>66813964
My uncle died from OD in february. Please delete your post.
>>66813964
>3 god tier goalies
is that why they had an AHL goalie with 0 NHL games as the backup?
>>66813924
comfy penguin
>>66813981
>0 NHL games
How much panic will ensue if the flyers win game 1?
finlands u18 team has tallest players by average in this tournament, 186cm
lmao at you manlets
>Blues had 18 shots in 4 periods of play
how the fuck?
>>66814133
don't forget hawks didn't even have DK
>mfw hitch said they need to get from 41 hits to in the 70s next game
they're not even gonna have time to break double digits
What happened to Lundpads?
can the wings pls win one game?
>>66814133
I only watched bits and peices of the game but it seemed like the blues were in Chicago's end so often but couldn't get the puck to the net.
>>66803420
Damn patrick kane looks nasty. White men age like milk.
>>66814350
Patrick kane in 3 years
>>66803420
JUST
>>66814350
>kane
>white
kek, nice try hombre
>>66814309
Wings are so obsessed about muh playoff streak meme they wont be a serious contender until its broken
>>66812134
They actualy didnt
They will figure the Blues out and win in 6
>>66814467
What are they going to do?
Injure Elliott?
>>66814570
Elliot can't channel the spirit of Hextall forever. If he can play like that the entire series than they deserve to advance.
>rags
You mocked him
You laughed at his pain
But now he's coming
For you
>>66814603
He's been playing like that for a while 2bh.
It would be good to see him keep it up.
I had a dream I scored the ot winner for the wings and frankie muniz congratulated me
>>66814617
His goaltending has more holes than Quiet's pantyhose.
Australia playing North Korea tomorrow.
Who's ready for a 50 goal game?
>>66814787
Stream it m8
Naylor & Landsberg Verified account
@NaylorLandsberg
Lightning former GM Brian Lawton on Stamkos "In my opinion, I could see him wanting to play very badly in Toronto"
SOON
>>66814903
NOOOOOO PLEASE LOU DON'T GIVE HIM THE 200 TRILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT AND HANDICAP THE TEAM FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS!
>>66814886
I'm not watching, I have classes at that time.
Find your own stream.
>>66813138
Ducks will win the west and possibly the cup as well as long as it doesn't go to game 7
>>66814668
Plus eventually the toews line will start producing again, and backes can't counter both the top lines at the same time
>>66814698
he lives near me. I saw him getting froyo not too long ago he's pretty cool
If Stamkos comes to Toronto for anything more than 10m I'm going to fucking snap.
By February 2016, Laine became considered to be a potential challenger for first overall at the 2016 NHL Draft, challenging the previous consensus choice, top-ranked prospect Auston Matthews. When asked if Matthews was still the favorite to be selected first overall in the June 2016 draft, several scouts expressed that they "had to think long and hard about it . . . Laine is right there."[8] One scout justified that "in the end, we favoured the centre over the winger but I don’t think it’s a reach at all to see Laine going first overall. >>>A lot of our European scouts who see these guys think Laine is better."<<<
>>66814922
>expecting sanity from Toronto management
You must be one of those "New Canadians".
>>66815132
>not realizing the new management in place hasn't made a bad contract thus far
>not realizing all those previous shit contracts were nonis/burke
Hello new friend. I encourage you to ask to me any question you like about hockey so you don't embarrass yourself any further.
>>66815113
>"but we are listening our north american scouts who doesn't even see them playing because we are nhl, we are idiots"
lel nothing less from buddy-buddy nhl teams
>>66815113
Why are mongols getting so butt hurt about Laine not being #1? Ultimately the only thing that matters is how well he performs in the NHL. Tyler Seguin went 2nd to Taylor Hall and I think it's safe to say Seguin is the better player. Ryan Murray and Alex Galchenyuk are better than Yakupov. Landeskog and Huberdeau are better than RNH. Being first overall doesn't really mean shit if you don't live up to the hype.
reminder bill hit the puck with his cock last night and got an assist out of it
>>66815321
Being Finnish is a mental disease. Most delusional country by far.
>>66815321
This.
I dont want him to go in top3 at all in order to avoid Toronto, Edmonton and most of all, Vancouver.
>>66815321
not him but i think many finns want that 1st overall. We have what 3? 2nd overalls.
>>66815364
When was the last time you saw your city hoist the stanley? Do you honestly think the time will be anytime soon? For how many seasons do you think you have to stay illogial and spout "this is our year"?
>>66815397
Not him, but holy shit are Finns easy to trigger.
>>66803420
>Sweeney just said in the end of the season presser that Claude is remaining coach
Thank
Fucking
God
The idiots in this town are actually angry we're keeping a good coach
I dont know how to express my rage for the retards in this city
>>66815373
To be fair it is an absolutely meaningless stat. I get the allure but really it means shit. Nobody really cares where you were drafted. People care how you well play in the nhl.
If Laine is as good as you guys say, it shouldn't matter where hes drafted because he'll still out perform Matthews. I'm skeptical of this because Matthews on paper appears to be a complete player but we all know how volatile prospects can be.
>>66814932
Why is australia so useless?
>>66815321
Wasn't Jamie Benn picked in like the 5th round? Fucking crazy steal.
>>66815423
Likewise friend :^)
Brett Cyrgalis @BrettCyrgalis
#NYR just called up goalie Magnus Hellberg from Hartford. Hopefully some light on Lundqvist's status from Vigneault in about 60-90 minutes.
>>66815397
You ever seen your country win anything at all? Reminder you subhumans have been spamming this board with your delusions of a first overall for literally years now. Finnish shitters also bandwagon literally any team with a Finn on it.
>>66815483
umm not him but finns have literally dynasty going on. 2014 and now 2016.
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>66815508
>>66815509
>meme kid tourney
We are talking relevance here. Olympics only.
>>66815461
he blind
https://youtu.be/WR3Z0pA2Fs8?t=20m33s
this triggers the kanacuck
>>66813981
Murray is a future back to back vezina trophy holder. Pens are gonna dump MAF in the next 2 seasons, realize they need to peddle malkin too after they win the cup this year. It's all going according to plan.
>>66815461
LGTSS:
>blindqvist
>how he king with one eye?
>lundpoke
>lundpatch
>>66815483
You didn't answer any of those questions but I didn't imagine so either :) Yeah, most finns who haven't followed hockey tend to support Blackhawks (teräväinen + contender), Pittsburgh (Cindy + Määttä) and now Florida because of Barkov. Last year no one gave a shit so when you see a finn rooting for those teams, they are bandwagoning hard as balls. The stanley cup profilepic thing on FB makes me rip my head off.
Just wait and see how many fucked up Toronto/Vancouver/Edmonton fans will surface after this draft. There are literally none in Finland
>>66815532
>g-g-guys lets talk about the only thing our shit country can win
lel, have fun watching las vegas win a cup before a cucknadian team
My bf promised to power bottom if the kings win tonight, so
GKG
>>66815598
You realize you're insulting yourself too, right? Americans are the only who can use this stale meme.
>>66815598
>g-g-guys lets talk about the only thing our shit country can win
>Talks about junior hockey since that's the only thing his subpar country can even hope to win.
>>66815598
>will never EVER win the only relevant hockey tournament
>has never and will never EVER win a cup
Finland is forever irrelevant
>>66815638
>what is 2018 olympics
Wait, Finland has zero cups AND zero golds? How can they even attempt to banter in these threads?
>>66815598
How many gold medals you got, jonne?
>olympicmemegold
Why do you take pride in winning something that's obviously coming your way every time? It's not even a real celebration, I bet that deep within your weedman souls you dont feel anything when you win.
"Alright, nice."
>north american banter
you canadians are delusional if you dont think finland will dominate the next 4-5 olympics with pulju, laine and barkov core.
>>66815662
>He actually believes this
DEN GLIDER IN
DEN GLIDER IN
DEN GLIDER IN I MÅL IGEN
>>66815699
You squandered your only chance at gold in 2006 losing to Sweden. Goodluck beating Canada, Russia, Sweden or USA.
>>66815699
>three arch busts
wow, terrifying
>>66815716
We already destroyed USA and Russia at the last olympics, we will definitely do it again :)
>>66815678
Because the good guys should always win. You're talking about stuff you don't know about though, Finland is loser: the country.
how fucked is the red wings' future on a scale of hopeless to fucked
>>66810997
The reason kunitz is on the top line is because his hit numbers are through the roof. Checks make plays, and that's what he brings to the table.
Since canadians cant talk about canadian teams in the playoffs they have resorted to /int/posting for the 300th day in a row. How fun
>>66815699
Even at the absolute prime of their careers, these played wouldn't even be healthy scratches on team canada
Friendly reminder that NHL 16 is only 20 bucks on playstation network, but only until monday
>>66815734
Then why do your cities always fall short of winning a stanley cup or even making the playoffs? You will never be celebrating on the streets of your homecity
>>66815423
Finns are eternally butthurt people
t. neighbour to the west
>>66815770
They will propably cry for attention with a different topic when the draft gets closer.
DO NOT REPLY TO BUTTHURT CANADIANS
honestly im just happy finland is being mentioned
>>66815786
>owning a console
>playing ea sports games on it
>>66815789
>You will never be celebrating on the streets of your homecity
Every four years bro. They even change the liquor laws so can start drinking in the morning
Finlan
>>66815811
t. Juha Narcissistinen
>>66815808
>Finns playing the butthurt card
I have truly seen it all.
>>66815813
Do you have gamestops in the no-go zones in Stockholm, Malmö, Göteborg and Sundsvall?
>>66815811
this 2bh
>>66815838
Except a stanley cup parade in your city
>>66815786
>EA actually pays people to advertise in /hoc/
what a time to be alive
>>66815830
Narsistinen*
>>66815849
We have gamestops/game/etc. everywhere but only p12 (swedish jonnes) go there. Everyone and their mun is shopping online and most kids play dota or csgo.
>>66815869
I live in Memetreal, so that's the last thing I wanna see anyway.
>>66815825
Liquor laws forbid you drinking in the morning? How?
>>66815869
And you have?
>>66815897
The liquor salesmen make sure they abstain alcohol so they build up an urge to buy a shit ton later. That's why they don't sell alcohol on Sundays in most states.
>>66815910
There are no finnish teams in the NHL, so no. Only canadian and US teams.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hockey_League
>>66815924
No wonder canadians are so tense and cant take memes
tfw the flyers win one for ed
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