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CAL:Niklas Backstrom will face Wild on Saturday
NAS:Jimmy Vesey wins 2016 Hobey Baker Award
NYR:Rangers will start Antti Raanta Saturday
BUF:Jason Kasdorf will make his debut on Friday
TB:Victor Hedman expects to play Saturday
LA:Quick hits 40 wins for first time in career
CAL:Mikael Backlund scores first career hat trick
CAL:Dougie Hamilton sets new high in points
CLG:NHL, PA to discuss banning meldonium
DET:Justin Abdelkader exits vs. Bruins
PIT:Beau Bennett won't play against Capitals
ARI:Martin Hanzal (UBI) is done for the season
bracket:
http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bc2016_nav_fnt_img#/league/113862
>ufw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
Also
Aztlan will dominate this years playoffs
>yfw broons win da cup
>>66683637
thanks
>P. K. Subban: Montreal Canadiens Defenseman May Be Traded This Offseason, Report Says CTV's Brian Wilde told TSN 690 that "there's a 50/50 chance" Subban is traded by July.
Edmonton's defense just got a little better and a little blacker
>>66683627
>http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bc2016_nav_fnt_img#/league/113862
also should mention the password is lel
>>66683627
>lightning from ff13
>>66683721
>going from one shitty Canadian meme team to an even shittier Canadian meme team
I already feel sorry for him
>>66683721
I'm okay with this
>>66683729
thought the same
a cute
>>66683765
Oilels are winning the cup in 3 years desu senpai
JUST FUCKING LOSE
AND WE GET 3RD
FUCK
JUST LOSE
GET
POOPOOPEEPEEINAJARVI
Toronto Maple Leafs is the best team in the world. It's an original 6 team
who /incomingdynasty/ here
>>66684281
We're taking Bean 4th overall m8. Prepare yourself.
>>66684382
it is impossible to be a dynasty thanks to missing the playoffs last year
>>66683721
Maroon-McDavid-Stamkos
Hall-Draisaitl-RNH
Klefbom-Subban
Sekera-Hamonic
Talbot
Thoughts?
>>66684461
>Stamkos
No porn industry in EDM. He'll never go.
>>66684382
>dynasty
>eliminated by the oilels and flimflams
Pick one
>>66684503
los equipos de meme
>>66683721
$10 he lands in detroit
>>66684586
>detoilet
>tradable assets
>cap space
>>66684586
they don't have anything of value to trade
Convince me not to kill myself
>>66683721
He isn't the problem though.
Is he a distraction in the locker room or something?
>>66684760
Someone has to be to blame and it can't be someone French or Indian
>BJ's vs. Buffalo: 4-1
>Ristolainen: -2
Sleep tight Pekka
>>66684744
No no I said convince not to
>>66684849
>korpisalo .971
Finnish goaltending did its job
>>66684882
>Proud of .971
>Against Ristomongols team
> tfw Ducks sweep the shorks in the first round
>>66684901
The Ducks will lose game 7 at home. Its the law
>>66683721
>implying the dumpster fire regime in edmonton can get shit done
wew lad
>>66684963
> shorks
> winning any game 7s or not reverse sweeped
>>66684993
Whichever way it goes, somebody will have choked and the other will in round 2
>rags
>>66685020
i look forward to seeing yet another lundqvist tantrum and meltdown
>>66685035
I for one am praying for the return of Tunnelqvist
1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo
1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings
Thoughts?
>mfw I had a dream that Kings vs Panther in the first round of the playoffs and the Kings won the first game 4-1
>>66685035
>>66685045
He is a fucking brick wall m8. A beautiful fucking brick wall ready to shit on you m8
>>66685072
AND SO IT WAS WRITTEN
>>66685085
more like ready to shit the bed
>>66685090
screenshot it
>>66685091
He can shit on you anywhere you want m8. Just name the place and time
>>66685071
top list, pekka
>>66685085
An inconsoleable padbabby
Can't wait until they make goalie equipment smaller so actually athletic goalies can dominate
Reminder that it was in and Calgary won Game 6
>>66685113
at brooklyn versus the islanders. that team shits all over lundqy and the rags
Guess what
Who will you be bandwagoning?
>>66685240
Panthers
>>66685251
Tbph that's probably what I'll do when the sharks shork
>>66685240
Islanders
>tfw no gf to take to playoff hockey games and explain the rules to her when she's confused and verbally berate her in the car ride home when the Pens fuck up in the 2nd round again
why even live?
>tfw one of your favourite pornstars who is a hockey fan dies randomly
Fuck Finland
>>66685301
Drugs and a totally fucked up type of employment does that to people. Getting fucked for cash must be soul destroying
What canadian team is closest to winning the stanley cup, more importantly what team is closer to going to the PLAYOFFS
>>66685301
I know that scene. How can somebody piss so much?
>>66685749
I was more impressed how he could stop and start again. I can't do that.
>>66685759
tiny canadian penises have difficulty controlling themselves
>>66685717
If Price is healthy he can singlehandedly carry the Habs to the playoffs but they won't win a Cup if they keep relying on that method. If Edmonton ever does anything to upgrade their shit-tastic defense they are close to contending for a Cup, though still 3+ years out.
>>66685812
my bladder would rather just get it all out at once.
>>66685128
So basically Quick will win the Jennings and Vezina for the next 5 years straight?
>>66686042
maybe every other year, that dude is up and down as fuck.
>>66685717
calgary for cup, habs for playoffs. people say edmonton but their management is brutal, so is their d, and they have an elite core of losers.
![ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UNhM8E7.jpg "ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1]")
>>66685637
oh word, that whole country is bullshit.
>>66686078
Are there other goalies in the NHL as athletic as him that won't be affected much by a decrease in size?
>lundpads
>>66686253
no one in particular off the top of my head, but with goaltending being so variable and unpredictable it wouldn't surprise me to see someone else emerge. bobrovsky maybe, or someone new altogether.
>Finnish """""""hockey"""""""
What's the point?
>>66686351
>muh boring team defense
>muh silver medals
>muh """"""""""""goaltending""""""""""""""
>>66686403
>Muh 4 canadian reffs in an olympic final where Canada is one of the teams playing
>Ristomongol
>-20
>>66685240
Won't be watching because i'm not a fucking cuck
>Forsberg 63p
>Bustkov 58p
>Forsberg
>franchise scoring legend
>Bustkov
>Bust
Is Claud Kill?
>Puljushit
>Laineshit
>Can't even dominate fucking LIIGA while Nylander dominated the vastly superior SHL while being on the worst team in the league
>tfw Bustkov gets speared just right
>A Finnish heritage disease is a genetic disease or disorder that is significantly more common in people whose ancestors were ethnic Finns, natives of Finland and Sweden (Meänmaa) and Russia (Karelia and Ingria).
>Within Finland these diseases are more common in the east and north, consistent with their higher association with ethnic Finns than with ethnic Swedes.
>Finland is already lagging well behind the eurozone economies that were in dire straits three years ago – with the sole exception of Greece.
>>66683722
http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bc2016_nav_fnt_img#/league/135716
Pass: poopinjarvi
Here is the recipe for building a cup winning hockey team nowadays:
American goalie (see the explanation below)
Canadian defense (elite as fuck)
Canadian and a couple random euro forwards (they just work so well together)
An American captain (they have that go get em American spirit in the locker room)
No Finns (they are memes, busts and locker room cancer)
No Canadian goaltending (American goalies are just better nowadays and you can pick one up lower in the draft)
No Swedes (they are all cucks and comfortable with always losing)
No Russians (they are greedy with the puck on the ice and wife beaters at home)
Feel free to add your thoughts
>finland
>and everyone says Finns are the autistic shitposters
At least we're dumb Drake posters 2bh fämäläm
they hate us coz they aint us
ok boys, if the wings and flyers are so good... jesus christ save my soul. i need your prayers. ive been nice all year. lets pray for the bruins to make the playoffs. please. please. please. thank you.
>>66686665
fuck off anime weed bruins guy.
>>66686665
>>66686674
both me
>>66686657
huomenta friend
>>66686686
me proxy
ok who is who
>>66686719
i'm them
>>66686707
finland... the flood is here
>>66686764
Have you prepared you basement
>>66686799
finny... i have... but im still scare D:
>>66686825
Instead of running away dive into it
Face your fears
should i go get breakfast or no boys
also go bruins
im me
>>66686850
go for it bb
>>66686882
ok. should i get hashbrowns
>>66686895
No you fat fuck.
Yogurt, fruit, granola
>>66686905
FUCK you
>>66686895
Yeah sure sounds good
>>66686895
eat whatever you want lad, youve deserved it
t. eri finn
>>66686905
>Yogurt
>Amerifats
>>66686905
>fruit
>Amerifruits
>>66686905
>Granola
>Amerigrandmas
>>66686952
>>66686944
>>66686931
>Swede showing us his nigger obsession
Why am I not surprised?
>>66686967
>Ameri'Obamas
17:00 finnish time, who hype here
>>66687070
If I wanna watch CHL level hockey I will just watch the original instead Pekka
>>66687070
cant wait
ok boys. bacon egg and cheese and hashies plus chocolate milk. btw im 160 at 6 2. :)
>>66687101
you could also just watch a canadian nhl team.
>>66687184
>Bacon
>Egg
>Cheese
>Hashies
>Chocolate milk
>160
>6.2
>Ameribacoeggcheeehashi+chocilk'hundsigsdiszixtoos
>>66687289
you upset that im thinner than you, lars? post specs :)
>>66687070
I'll watch it desu. That's pretty soon isn't it? 3 hours?
>>66687380
yes 3 hours
>mfw finny has to watch hoccei at like 10am
>mfw bruins are on at 12 so i cant even sleep cause i will sleep through the game so i have to eat more addie
>>66687339
How would I be upset over someone being a bunch of feets and half thumbs? long and weights some amount of some ancient roman measurement used hundreds of years before christ?
>tfw been up all night watching starcraft
>tfw starcraft abd hockey all day
Rip me
>>66687443
i legit dont understand the meaning of this post try expressing your thoughts in plain language and not phrased colloquials foppa. fuck lundqvist fuck you fuck your father and fuck mats sundin you dirty peasant boy >>66687443
>>66687490
>>66687443
Early morning /hoc/ is my shit lmao.
Oliver Kylington is the next Karlsson
>>66687526
kinda harsh, kid hasnt played a game in the nHl yet
>mfw Bergeron and Marchand carry the Bruins into the playoffs and they put together a run
>>66687546
>le karlsson is bad meme
Once more, finland, you disappoint me
>>66687561
>mfw
>mfw drunk at 7am
hobestly lmbo.
>>66687578
But he actually is bad
>>66687526
Liljegren is the more talented Karlsson
>>66687662
bög
>>66687662
kitty cat
>>66687745
>>66687745
whats mean :/ huomenta
>>66687837
Bög means gay in swedish
>>66687884
son of a bitch!!!!!!
>not drafting a Russian beast as defenseman
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=324561
>>66687953
>russian
>defense
>>66688004
Eww those legs have no meat
>>66688021
finny you cant let the nigs tell you that your women need to have cave woman bodies. also the notebook is really getting to me..
"you cant just dance in the middle of the street"
the hobey baker winner confirmed signing with boston btw
jesus i just wish ryan gosling and rachel mcadams could be together but fate, circumstance, culture, and socioeconomic class are preventing it at this point
>>66685240
Blues. Love me some Tarasenko and Backes and Pietrangelo and Shattenkirk.
>mfw they choke again
Can we all just agree that Finland > Sweden?
Finland - rough and tumble, alcoholic, meme-creating, mongolish bros
Sweden - pretty boy twink cucks who are obsessed with a little girl on the Laffs and a 4th forward on the Snes
And to cap it all off - ZERO (0) Swedes on this list, and TWO (2) Finns
>>66688432
Fuck that asshole, if he didn't want to sign with Nashville he should have told them upfront after they drafted him so GMDP could have traded him for someone who wanted to play for the Predators.
>>66689558
>mfw all those fucking leafs
>>66689642
>defenceman comes sliding through the crease
>knocks goaler off balance as he goes to push cross crease
WEW LAD, I bet he's still rotting in a basement cell in the Kremlin.
SWEDES ATTENTION
does all SHL games come from your channel 4?
You're playing shinny on an outdoor rink when this guy throws your girl a beautiful no-look saucer pass, through traffic and right on the tape.
What do you do?
>>66690058
Go bar down and do the duck hunter celebration
>>66690058
I keep calling him to tell him how I fucked his mom back in '92.
>>66689887
C More Sport, which is owned by TV4
>>66690159
>born in '97
What dark sorcery is this?
>>66690159
>>66690246
Wait nevermind. Thought you were implying Mess was his dad. Which would make a lot of sense, actually.
>tfw those commercials are about an estranged father desperately trying to reconnect with his son
>>66690014
Her body looks plump and ripe
>>66689558
>gretzky babby and the 0 (zero) olympic gold medalist
Go check
1. NHL All-Time Points per Game Leaders
2. Active NHL Players Points per Game Leaders
3. NHL Defensemen ‑ All-Time Playoff Points per Game Leaders
even the finn in 3 is named Ruotsalainen
>>66690303
>"Connor..Hey Connor, are you there? I..I just wanted to say how proud I am of you and all you've accomplished. I know you'll make all of Edmonton just as proud of you as I am...Also, did you get my care package? With the seven new flavors of Lays chips? Anyway say 'hi' to your mother for me."
mfw Ontario eliminated the condors from the playoffs today
fucking coilers will finish 2nd from last place 2 years in a row in bakersfield. I am never ever going to get to use my free playoff tickets
>>66690458
>Connor? You there? Ah, you must be working. Why did you stand closer to your uncle Wayne in the picture? I know you're probably still mad at me, but I promise I'm a different man now. I brought you a bag of dill pickle chips - that's still your favorite, right? Anyway, I've gotta get going. I'll call you tomorrow, kiddo.
>>66690518
Oilel fan here, sorry BROman Horak. >We've sucked at drafting for a decade, but that should change this summer with Chiarelli making the selections. Caleb Jones and Ethan Bear should turn pro soon, so there's that.
>>66690553
>"It just sucks you know, Ovie? I'm trying really hard to be there for him and he just shuts me down like I did the Devils in the '94 ECF. Oh and do me a favor? Tell that troll Trotz you're about six cups shy of ever being on my level, okay bud? Thanks for the chat."
>>66690674
>I don't know what to do anymore. I've tried everything to get through to him. I just want him to know I love him, and I'm sorry for not being there. Maybe he's right - he hasn't needed me before, why would he need me in his life now?
>>66683627
Can you post """her""" penis please
>>66690817
>"I've done a lot of great things in my life, things I'm proud of, but why can't he see that none of them matter if I can't show my son that I love him?"
Calling all Canadians. Since there are none of >our teams in the playoffs and the majority of them are lottery teams, rank the top 10 prospects for the 2016 draft:
>laffs
1) Austin Matthews
2) Jesse Puljujaarvi
3) Patrick Laine
4) Pierre-Luc Dubois
5) Jacob Chychrun
6) Matthew Tkachuk
7) Alex Nylander
8) Olli Juolevi
9) Michael McLeod
10) Mikhail Sergachev
>>66691045
>Pulju before Laine
>>66691045
Reasons why I rank Pulju > Laine:
1) Leafs management looks for players who play a complete, 200ft game. Players who are creative offensively and responsible defensively. Laine is a fantastic shooter but his game is 1-dimensional, should the opposing team just put a player to shut him down at the top of the circle he is functionally useless.
2) Laine is hideous. He has the worst case of Finnish Heritage Disease I've ever seen. As the player the leafs draft here will be critical in the rebuild they can't be a subject of constant ridicule
>>66691045
Swap juolevi with chychrun and I'll take it.
>>66691090
>implying it's not a great pick either way
>>66691045
adjusted ranking per the /hoc/ulan method
1. No forwards under 5'10, no defence under 6'0
2. DO NOT, under any circumstances draft any player from the QMJHL
3. No forwards from the WHL
4. Do not believe the Finns' lies, add 20 to their draft position(#2 - > #22)
6. Picking top 5? Take a forward.
7. No goalies in the first round
8. DO NOT fall for the rugged defensive defenceman meme
9. Draft Swedish defencemen.
10. DO NOT draft Russians that have already moved to North America to play junior hockey.
11. DO NOT draft Russian defencemen that can't skate. Otherwise you'll have concrete cones that won't do anything.
Using sportsnet's ranking
1) Auston Matthews
2) Matthew Takchuk
3) Alexander Nylander
4) Jacob Chychrun
5) Michael McLeod
6) Max Jones
7) Tyson Jost
8) Jake Bean
9) Kieffer Bellows
10) Dante Fabbro
>>66691204
I've fallen off Juolevi recently but I can see the value in him. Chychrun is better than his draft stock is right now and I think he is the better all around defenceman.
>>66691187
1.
>players who are creative offensively and and responsible defensively
Exactly what Laine is
2.
>
>and with the 22nd pick minnesota wild takes from finland tappata, patrik laine
im okay with this
>>66691258
Creamy meme dude, thanks for putting so much effort into it.
>>66691298
>Le shoot from the circle man
Not falling for it this time, Ghengis
>>66691045
Oilels
1. Trade bait
2. Trade bait
3. Trade bait
4. Trade bait
5. Trade bait
6. Trade bait
7. Trade bait
8. Trade bait
9. Trade bait
10. Trade bait
>>66691364
Have you even see him play
>>66691364
Still can't believe the caps actually fell for the shoot from the circle meme back in 2004
What a bunch of retards
>>66691447
>comparing Laine with ovechkin
Wew lad there's that Finnish delusion again
>>66691447
Number of cups the capitals have won since 2004?
>>66691539
But he plays almost exactly the same style
Not saying he will ever be as good as Ovechkin
>>66691570
He will be better
Someone hook me up with a stream, I can't find one that isn't absolute shit.
LAINE AGAIN MAAAADMAAAAN
Speaking of laine he scored again
>Henrik Borgström, HIFK
is this fennoswede good?
>>66691605
Gotchu friendo
Who will draft Filip Forsberg's little brother Fredrik Forsberg?
>>66691643
thank you leaf
Laine reminds me more of Lemieux than Ovi 2bh
>>66691045
>no Julien Gauthier in the top 10
6'04'' 220 goes a long way when the guy skates as well as he does.
>>66691732
won't go top 20
>>66691732
Didn't they say literally the exact same thing about Fredric Gauthier in 2013?
>>66691187
while laine is ugly I'd say pulju looks much more finn
>>66691659
Nashville will have him in Milwaukee before you know it.
>it's a Canadian talks about the draft because they have nothing to look forward to thread
>>66691643
Kek'd more than I should have
>>66691883
Mad because your depth of knowledge only reaches to memes?
who /ohldraft/ here?
http://new.ontariohockeyleague.com/ohl-priority-selection-show/
>>66691899
Implying the average Minnesotan isn't more hockey smart than the average Cucknadian
>>66691883
Don't be salty. Early morning \hawk\ is comfy \hawk\. Plenty of time for /int/ posting when school lets out.
>>66691921
Judging by how shit they are at hockey, I doubt that.
https://youtu.be/4ycKjG_fpKo
Lemieux 2.0
>>66691825
The difference is that the younger brother is a 40 goal scorer with a great shot while the older only scored 20. He's the best or second best power forward available after the two finns go. And since most of the teams at the bottom of the standings are full of manlets one of them is bound to want him. Since he plays in the Q I'm thinking maybe Montreal will be the ones to pick him.
>>66692019
There's also gotta be common sense in drafting too. Size with less skill isn't always better than small with more skill. Gauthier has 4th line written all over him.
>>66691994
>no screen
>bad angle
>finnish goaltending
Liiga is shit
to put in perspective how shit players from the qmjhl are
Kevin Klima - http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=283908
Kelly Klima - http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=283907
Daniil Miromanov - http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=289399
All 3 of these players were Knights property before the season started, all 3 were among the first cuts from the Knights camp and were worthless OHL players. Now all 3 are QMJHL stars
>>66692062
Manlets have no room in the NHL era of big finnish bulls
>>66692112
The king of manlets has over 100pts this year so I don't see your point.
>>66692150
He is big chicago bull on the inside
>>66692189
Hahaha Kane could quite possibly be the softest player in the league and is sheltered by his big center anisimov.
>>66692112
Poo in loo yarvy will be a bust
>>66692224
The streets of Chicongo have changed him, hence the raping and cabbie beating
>>66692271
>canadian manlet mad
ahahHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66692290
Those are old wives tales. He doesn't have the balls to do either.
>>66683627
you should change the name to /hoq/
>>66692316
Triggered by poo in loo
>>66691559
1 after this year
>>66692316
>not muh poo in loo!!
>>66692316
Pujuju is Paajarvi all over again tbqh.
>>66692416
>>66692438
>>66692456
i know what will trigger you "5'10"
Pulju, Laine, Aho time.
>OTT/BOS and DET/NYR only available locally
You'd think they'd put one of them on NHLN or something. Not that many people have it anyway.
>>66692543
both nationally broadcast here :^)
Hell be fine
Fellow Flyers fans, will you be watching Bombston - Snes or Detoilet - Rags?
>>66692645
boston is lucky that raanta is playing
rags might win now.
WHAT DA FUK INTERFERENCE REFPUCK
>>66692688
what you watching?
>>66692740
finnpuck
>rags
>>66692761
Who are you cheering for
>bandwagoning Kärpät
disgusting
>>66692908
eat shit
do the players get to choose what advertisements they have on their jerseys
they all seem to have different ones
Which Swede went 1st overall? I honestly can't remember
>>66692933
dynasty teams are always popular
>>66693030
Mats "honorary finn" Sundin
>>66683627
Can we start abbreviating Calgary as CGY in the news?
>>66684604
Sure they do, a playoff spot
>>66693101
Literally what
>>66693083
T. Hanks
>kitipikiduckipookipukki
what did he mean by this?
>>66692933
>>66692950
I-If it makes you feel any better I'm going for Tappara.
>>66693125
>not knowing about playoff spot-trading
Is this why no canadian teams are in it this year?
>shoot from the point over and over
one has to go in eventually right?
please help us rangers and pitt
I just want playoff hockey
>>66693248
I don't think Pitt's going to have Crosby/Ledank in the lineup.
a
h
o
:^)
>>66693248
>>66693294
pitt is a college
>>66693294
yeah and the rangers are resting players as well
god damn just gotta get in and anything can happen
>>66693330
It was Ronkainen's goal
Time to get beer and drink myself to sleep.
Fuck Kärpät and their shitty goals fuck you
>>66693294
sauce please
>>66693016
No
These two teams are always the worst with the ads. Sad really because especially Tappara could have some really great unis with that logo and colors
>>66693403
Sullivan said they might rest some key players. Not sure yet though. Also Pens recalled an AHL forward earlier today.
>>66693454
Tappara without the ads has such a great jersey.
Such a waste really.
>>66693403
conflicting feelings
>>66693568
guy behind him wearing XXXL
>>66693600
in strange news the pens took a train rather than plane from pittsburgh to philly. looks like a nice train but its over 3 hours when a flight would be less than one but it is raining/snowing today
>>66693600
Pens are gonna be playin hard today I like that
>>66683721
There's no way he's getting traded. Bergevin is retarded but not that retarded. Their second best d-man is 52 year old Markov ffs. Why can't this fucking nightmare end
KARAPAT
Vittu
>>66686449
>3-0
>0ppg
>2 more PIM than swedecuckistan
>>66686449
>get shut out 3-0
>blame the refs
Sweden, ladies and gentlemen.
Captcha = cucksheds. Irony is a cruel mistress.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/liigahokia/theater
Boston Bruins @NHLBruins 21s22 seconds ago
Jonas Gustavsson leads #NHLBruins out for warmups @tdgarden.
Rask will not be starting in net
>tuukka rask is hurt
RIP ruins
>>66694134
>finnish goaltending
>>66694134
>no finnish goaltending
They might just have a chance..
>>66693938
>>66694068
>>66694069
>Proud of shutting out the swedish reffs by 3 to 0.
Amazing win or the canadian reffs. Not even olympic wrestling got that kind of corruption problems.
>Also cheapshot Zetterberg in his last NHL game prior to the olympics to take him out
>Suspend Bäckström for his asthma medicine and years later come clean and say that there were no way he should have been suspened that game
Simply amazing performance by the Canadian hockey assosiation working so hard to make all that happen
>>66684382
Will get cucked by the cucks in round 2
>>66693636
holy shit crosby is big
so if the bruins win today and the flyers lose the flyers are out of the playoffs?
>>66694232
for u
>>66694232
4 u
>>66694232
how else do you think that manlet can take all the beating on boards?
>>66694183
>2 years later
>still all this salt and excuses
You're team was shit and king with no rings is shit.
>>66694295
>no cups since 1993
>needing the olympics to make yourself feel better
lol
>mfw pulju snipes it top shelf at the buzzer to win
lmao ginger beard was trying to run away from those girls in the corner but that guy wouldn't let him
>>66694251
>>66694254
>>66694255
I want the Scandinavian memers to leave
>>66689558
Number of swedes in HHOF:4
Number of finns in HHOF: >1
>>66694356
>binland
>scandinavia
nice schools you got up there
>>66694356
For your own sake?
>>66694232
For you
>>66694380
I'm looking out for you. Don't blame me when you meme too hard one day.
>Jonas Gustavsson will start for the injured Tuuka Rask
Is this Gustavsson's Tom Brady moment?
>>66694403
Why wouldn't I blame you when you're claiming that you're looking out for me?
>>66694435
I get that you have a meme fast die young policy, but there's got to be a time when you say enough is enough.
>Boston v. Ottawa
>both teams score a lot of goals, and let in a lot of goals
>Boston lets in a little less but are forced to play their backup
Wiill this be a meme game?
>>66694481
every time ottawa is supposed to be in a meme game with a ton of goals they end up being low scoring
>>66694183
Lelmao, >we'll kick your blonde asses at the Gary Bowl just so you don't forget it.
TAMPERE ON SUICIDE WATCH
HUML BEST SLAV
what a muffin
finnish goaltending classic
>>66694475
I guess you're right. But at the same time I really feel like I got to meme them all
Holy shit this is it wongbros
Karhunen kärpät double agent, he will sign with kärpät next season.
T. Junno insider
>>66694507
I hope they break character then and get their memes on anyway
>>66694527
Think of your family Sven. Think of Viktor, Olga, and of course little Muhammad
kek finn falls down when he has a hook on the hand
>>66694547
RAGS PLS
FUCK THAT WAS DIRTY
the absolute madman
LAINE CONFIRMED #1
>>66683627
>posting my waifu
>>66694295
I always love the attention to detail in these things, like the olympic circle that didn't fully open.
Fuck this meme goblin looking southerner Finn.......
>>66694739
thanks reddit
Where is the wongs/>rags thread?
>>66694766
who gives a shit faggot
>>66694780
This is a top meme game, you phillistine
>>66694766
In you mind, for now
>there are people who still think matthews will go first
>>66694780
>game is very important to >rags, islels, bruins, wongs, and floyers
Hm, I wonder who might care what happens.
>>66694803
maybe if you weren't an underage phone poster you could use the catalog or make one yourself
>>66694817
ayyyy they are americans and canadians who haven't seen none of these top guys play because they are playing in europe
no way anyone who has watched them can possible think matthews goes before Laine. Just no fucking way.
>>66694817
Is Laine dominating right now?
>>66694832
sounds like a bunch of teams with no fans
>>66694767
BRUINS GAMETIME THREAD THIS WAY
>>66694847
PAY DEBTS
>>66694877
>retarded namefag can't spell
>>66694874
Are you physically handicapped as well, or just mentally?
>>66694861
scoring against beerleague competition is gonna get all 3 of these busts to go to the lottery winners
tiptoppitykek
>>66694869
He leads the playoffs with 7 goals in 9? games. 17 year old who is basically carrying his team in the semifinals.
>>66694928
well if they had fans there would have been a gamethread already. as it turns out all of you are faggots too scared to make one
>>66694869
Is he? 4 GIGANTIC goals in last 2 playoff games
OT just about to start he tied the game with 52sec left in regulation
>Joakim fucking Andersson
AYYY LEEE FUCKIN MAAAOOO!!!!
>>66695043
wongs and rags
>Rags
>>66694959
They should statpad against kids to be legit prospects, right?
WHY CANT ANYONE HELP OUT THE FUCKING FLYERS FUCKING FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66695065
>flylels
>>66695057
if your intention was to make it unsearchable in the catalog you succeeded
>>66695086
It was :^)
>poopa rask
>>66695064
>elite center that a dozen teams desperately need which impacts so aspects of the game
>a winger that can score but not much else
Hmmmm
>>66695125
This isn't a Matthews v Laine argument
Learn how to read/type
>>66695164
Then why are we arguing who goes 1st overall? It's Matthews holy shit fucking get over it Mongols.
>>66695200
go away
>>66695125
Hockey is a goal scoring game
>>66695164
>scoring against beerleague competition is gonna get all 3 of these busts to go to the lottery winners
>all 3 of these busts
>3
>>66695200
no fucking way just watch laine
>>66695232
Shit, meant for
>>66695200
>>66695217
Then why the fuck hasn't ovie won a cup? He's the best goal scorer of our generation yet he hasn't even fucking made it to a conference finals.
Why is Canada so stupid? Range b& leafs when?
>>66683627
who's the cutie girl?
>>66694984
Holy shit
>>66683627
>yfw da Stars win da Cup
>>66695364
How do we put this
'no'
has bonsaksen been elite in Finlan tamparabros?
SUOMI
tappara win
Pens are resting their good players so if the Flyers lose they are just shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAPALA FOR FIRST OVERALL
>Kärpät shits the bed even with the refs on their side
truly the most cancerous team in Liiga
FUCKING MASHUR SWEDISH SHIT SHIT FUCK YOU SWEDEN YOU FUCKING SUCK
>>66695440
Hes been good i like him
>>66695496
GET KEKED MONGOL
>>66695521
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wongs getting memed on
>>66695696
raanta factor
wow the NHL is really going crazy with these streams
>the crapitals fell for the j.t. ashie meme
>>66695799
poorfag
>>66695741
More like the coaches challenge-factor
>>66695859
can wongs go one minute without bitching?
FUCKING TAPPARA ARE YOU SERIOUS FUCKING MEME TEAM GET THE FUG OUT GOD DAMNIT KÄRPÄT IS ELITE THEY DESERVE THE CMAPIOONSHIP FUCK LAINE HE LOOKS LIKE A GOBLIN WITH HIS LARGE NOSE AND GREASY BALDING HEAD UGH IM SO MAD PULJU DESERVES ALL THIS NOT LAINE
>>66695877
I didn't say that the goal should have been allowed, dumbass.
But fact of the matter is that it was allowed until the challange.
That means that the fact that Detroit hasn't scored is more becuase of the challange than Raanta.
>>66695310
>girl
>>66695945
>unironically bandwagonin Kärpät
consider an hero
>>66695799
Get a job and give the NHL Jew your money, goy.
>all the Cuckpät and Tappashit fans
Get fucked you memers
>>66695985
ive been living im oulu for most of my life you FIEND
>>66696015
jokerit hasnt won the finnish championship in 14 years, fuck off with your bad meme teams
>wongs fags are debating howard and mrazek for the 300th time
theyre both shit
>>66695799
Center ice is free right now, just turn your TV on
>>66696197
>debating
I think a debate requires at least a little rational thought and some semblance of an argument instead of "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
news
b***seal bust
>>66696277
>wongs fags in gamethread not watching the game
I hate all of you
Karlsson confirmed for being a point per game-defenceman
Thanks Gustanvsson ;^)
>>66696279
Almost impossible for Philly to lose this one
>>66696540
>Defenceman
>>66696540
he's a 2 point per loss defenceman too
>>66696573
> they get shutout
>broons
rip
>Boston getting BTFO
Thank you based >swedish goaltending!
>>66696540
And he's gonna lose the Norris because Doughtyisduelel
you are welcome, philthy
LGTSS
>broons
>The city of Bombston Ruins
L O L
O
L
all i want for my birthday is for the bruins to not get to play in the playoffs
>the chowda slurping shanty town of Boston
>>66696663
>memes
>>66696691
Thank you :)
>BOMBSTON
WHAT A COLLAPSE
>>66696658
Why is Swedish goaltending so shit and was Lundqvist secretly born in Finland?
>>66696691
>implying the floyers win either of their last two
are broons fans going to kill Gustavsson?
>>66696852
>2 OT losses
>>66696881
>Poop-a-Pask faking illness so he doesn't have to take all the blame
>>66696892
>implying they have any shot to take the Pens to OT
>>66696833
Because the finns got all the stay at home-genes.
An no, which is why he needs his pads. Pulju was born in Sweden though
>>66696881
I'm sure he's having a shit game.
But last time I checked Ottawa were out-shooting Boston 29-15. The whole team is having a shit game
>>66696915
spotted the ruins fan
>>66696915
Crosby and Letang are out tonight
>http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2060871
who else enjoying some excellent saturday afternoon literature?
>>66685072
>canada
>post yfw your team didn't put their playoff hopes on Jonas Gustaffson
>McDonagh ded
>E. Staal ded
rip
>>66696881
the more obvious target would be the one who gave Rask food poisoning in the first place m8
>>66697079
Did Poopy Trash just not feel like playing today?
>>66697106
>rags
>>66697133
>@GlobeFluto
>Sick: Coming out of both ends.
>broons
>>66697079
It may have helped tbqh.
>>66696991
>letting Ottawa outshoot that bad
jesus fucking christ. If there's one thing any team should do is outshoot Ottawa
>>66697182
kek
Canada is truly the land of crushing playoff dreams, not only for themselves but for others as well. Alberta destroyed the kongs last season, and Ottawa is slaying Boston today. Truly an impressive hockey country.
>Bombston
>Crosby out
>Malkin out
>Letang out
>Maatta out
>Fleury out
Flyers still gonna choke tbqh
>>66697381
Bill scores a hatty
How did ottowa not make the playoffs? They seem much better than the 3 teams josseling for wild card spots
I MEAN COME ON
>>66697407
>>66697407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWziMoajHwI
>>66697407
pretty elite tbqh senpai
so if the Senators hold on and beat Boston, does that mean Detroit is in regardless of the result in NY.
>>66697405
they are just a meme
>>66697488
Yes
>>66697488
yessir
>>66697488
Yes. Detroit holds the tiebreaker and Philthy can't earn an Atlantic division spot
>>66697520
>>66697531
>>66697553
Gracias Amigos
Last two digits decide the year when the SNES go back to early to mid 2000's level of relevance
>>66697407
He's going first overall 2bh
>>66697429
>finnish goaltending
>>66697640
kek
>>66697640
Shiiieeetttt that's a long time
>>66697429
laine is such a beast
also laine dubs
>>66697407
Laine > Pulju, solely based on the fact that Laine doesn't look like an actual gibbering retard.
have the sens ever really been relevant
>>66694507
You were wrong, friend. It is a meme game :)
>>66697640
is Ottawa in danger of being relocated to Vegas ?
>bawwwston blowing it
>us pongs resting our best players
My meme dream of the pens knocking the flyers out of the playoffs is falling apart lads.
so bruins are out?
>>66697788
unless they can come back from 4-1 in the third period against a team from ontario
>>66697788
Unless the flyers lose out
>>66697776
you guys will choke early like you usually do
>>66697788
>>66697804
Or unless philthy completely blows it and loses twice (at least one in regulation).
flyers penguins
>>66697882
>>66697882
>>66697882
;^)
>>66697825
Thanks m8. Im sure you wont get blown out in the first round though right
in b4 all 3 teams that need to win lose
Is there a worst draft than 1996?
>Number 1 overall Chris Phillips
NHL All-Stars
>Marco Sturm
>Daniel Briere
>Zdeno Chara
>Tom Poti
>Mark Parrish
>Pavel Kubina
>Tomas Kaberle
>>66698126
yes 2012
BASED RAGS
BASED SNES
>Detoilet clinches from Bombston losing
yeah you really earned that playoff spot enjoy getting shit on in the first round again you fucking niggers.
Who />rags/ here?
>>66698126
Jesus fucking Christ, I didn't realize it was that bad.
>>66698141
Forsberg is good at least and some of the defensemen
>>66698141
>>66698219
>forgetting based Chucky
>Miller starts shit
>gets btfo
>>66698170
why the hostility anon?
>>66698273
Habs are doing their best to ruin him
>>66698141
Does 2012 have a top 10 as bad as
>Chris Phillps
>Andrei Zyuzin
>Jean-Pierre Dumont
>Alexandre Volchkov
>Ric Jackman
>Boyd Devereaux
>Erik Rasmussen
>Johnathan Aitken
>Ruslan Salei
>Lance Ward
Chris fucking Phillips is literally the best player there
>>66698126
Worth noting that Datsyuk was eligible for this draft
Detroit power play to end game ??
>>66698321
this game is fucking meaningless now Detoilet clinches because Boston lost
>>66698306
MT is doing his best, Chucky is doing his best to defy that retard that only has a job because of his ability to speak french
>rags
>>66698341
so Detroit finishes 3rd... who will they get in playoffs
>>66698307
yes you dumb faggot
>yakupov
>ryan murray
>galchenyuk
>reinhart
>morgan rielly
>lindholm
>pouliot
>trouba
>koekkek
malcolm subban was drafted in the first round it was so bad
>>66698384
here comes a sandwich op
>Broons
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guys help, I'm getting too hyped about Laine at the moment. If he'll bust I don't know what I'll do. I might end up killing myself because he is best winger prospect to come from Finland since Selänne. If he fails, it means there is no future for finnish hockey.
>baaawston and detoliet both choking
come on flyers >we can do this
>playoffs on the line
>bru1n5
>>66698445
only three of those players are bad though, you're overreacting
>>66698495
He's gonna go to Edmonton
>natural finnish sadness
>playing for edmonton
He's gonna commit suicide
new bread when
Congrats to all you Red Wing fans, 25 straight years in the playoffs.... wow
>>66698445
>Galchenyuk
>bad
try again
>>66698445
2012 is way too early to tell you fucking mongoloid
>>66683627
>CAL
It's CGY you fucking douchebag
>>66698472
>>66698384
>>66698535
called it
>>66698292
His team will NEVER EVER win another Stan Lee so he needs something to feel smug about.
>>66698445
>American hockey """knowledge"""
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