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publix edition
WAS:Holtby looks to tie Brodeur Sat vs Blues
CHI:Jonathan Toews scratched Sat vs Columbus
NAS:Ribeiro will sit out Saturday v Dallas
NAS:Weber won't play Saturday
NAS:Josi won't play Saturday night v Dallas
TB:Hedman won't play Saturday v Habs
NYR:Ryan McDonagh expected to miss first round
CAL:Niklas Backstrom will face Wild on Saturday
NAS:Jimmy Vesey wins 2016 Hobey Baker Award
NYR:Rangers will start Antti Raanta Saturday
BUF:Jason Kasdorf will make his debut on Friday
TB:Victor Hedman expects to play Saturday
>rags
>playoffs on the line
>bru1n5
Kek
superior thread tbqh
>bru1n6s
>rags
CLOTS OF BLOOD VS WINGS OF RED
th for 2016 first overall pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWziMoajHwI
more like pukelix, my friend got food poisoning from publix sandwiches for real
What in the fuck is Publix
>>66698654
shut the fuck up binland you and I both know you or your friend have never been to a Publix
>>66698643
second*
Time for Tampa vs Detroit part II. Shame everyone on Tampa is hurt.
Guys who is the stupidest player in the NHL? My guess is Dustin Brown, he seems have around 65 IQ. Next year Pulju will challenge him for that title though
Congrats to 25 years Wongsbros
>ruins
Seriously, who the fuck loses so badly to the Senators when your trying to make the playoffs?
If ________ wins the lottery, Auston Matthews will __________.
Toronto - Put up good numbers but will eventually be ran out of town by the media
Edmonton - Kill himself
Columbus - Bust
Vancouver - Be sat for Linden Vey, and then be traded East for scraps
Winnipeg - Suffer from severe depression and become an alcoholic and drug abuser
Calgary - Become Brian Burke's new son
Arizona - Be ecstatic and lead his hometown team to becoming a legitimate franchise
Buffalo - Be a key piece of a dynasty
Montreal - Be converted to wing and be considered a bust for years
Colorado - Be the 2nd best forward from the draft
New Jersey - Leave during free agency
Ottawa - Be forgotten about
Carolina - Start learning French
Help me think of one for Boston now
>>66698684
first
>ruins
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Detoilet
>>66698684
If he goes second I think in 10 years the franchise who passed on him is gonna be sad
>last season Hagelin scored the goal, for the Rangers, that sent the Penguins out of the playoffs
>Islanders loses their next two games
>Rangers vs. Penguins in the playoffs
>Hagelin does the same thing but reversed. Scoring the goal, for the Penguins, that sends the Rangers out of the playoffs,
Would be pretty darn meme tbf guys
kind of glad the streak didn't end so no one could claim it was only Babcock keeping them in the past couple of years
>>66698707
>Ottawa - Be forgotten about
Nigga Ottawa has one of the best Dmen in the league and everyone knows him.I can't imagine an elite center prospect will be forgotten on a Canadian team.
flyers penguins
>>66697882
>>66697882
>>66697882
if the flylels can't beat this roster they don't deserve anything
>>66698756
>mfw 90% of /hoc/ wasn't born last time Wongs missed playoffs
Thank you based snes, you are my greatest ally.
>>66698770
took me like 3 minutes to realize who you were talking about
Janne Niinimaa is a future Hall of famer and a great commentator for finnish television
>>66698707
>Calgary - Become Brian Burke's new son
become an homosexual?
>Help me think of one for Boston now
Get traded for scaps after his ELC expires
>>66698696
Thank you :)
>>66698739
>he thinks the blots will win the yzerb owl
>>66698819
worst dman since Aki Berg to come from Finland desu
don't follow hockey
how (if possible) can the flyers make the playoffs now?
Does anybody have the webm of the guy falling off the waterslide and rolling into the pool? Pls post so I can meme about the Wings playoff streak
38rd for HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>CLOT JEWLYIN
>RUINS
>MUH EBIN SCHEMEMASTER
burn this team down
>ruins
>>66698854
young poster detected
>>66698856
they just need to gain 2 points over their next two games, but they only have one healthy goalie
>>66698856
Get one (1) point in the next two games
>>66698976
how points is a win and how many points is an overtime loss?
>drafted 4 seasons ago
>36 NHL games played
>0 NHL goals
>2 NHL assists
Name a worse bust drafted in the top 5
>>66698996
Win is two points, OTL is 1
>>66698990
they need 2, Boston has the tiebreaker
>>66698996
a win of any type is 2 points, losing in overtime or shootouts is 1 point
>>66698996
Win is 2, ot loss is 1 senpai
>>66698799
I was three years old. I don't remember it. But I'm pretty sure that this team is headed for a first round exit yet again. Anyone know the record for the most number of consecutive first round exits?
>>66699006
yakupov
another oiler, surprise surprise
>>66699027
>>66699033
>>66699037
an OTL today and tomorrow would still put them in?
If this post ends in repeating digits, the SNES win the number 1 pick in the lottery.
>>66698707
bruins- waste the prime years of his career and be traded to a westcoast contender for a shit pick because their coach and owner are retards
>another Tampa detoilet series
Best bantz on the board imo
Why is the lottery drawing so late this year? Don't they usually do it in the gap between regular season and playoffs?
>>66699045
Yakupov was decent in 2012-13, in both the KHL and the NHL. Reinhart hasn't had success in any pro league and will eventually be playing in Germany
>>66698856
fuck off we're full
>>66699061
yes
>>66699091
amateur
>>66699131
To keep Canadians watching
Oilers will get 3rd overall
Puljujärvi will be drafted 3rd overall
He will become the best finnish checking forward under the tutelage of Oilers Finnish power forward coach Mr. Tikannen-Hopkins
Check em
You're okay, snes.
red wongs on track for 3 consecutive 1st round exits
>>66699132
at this point I don't even have any pity for the oilers, it just upsets me that you can suck this hard in a system that I believe should create parity.
>>66699212
Just moved, no tv for a while.
What's a good site for streams?
>>66699209
why do hockey players have inbred facial aesthetics
>>66699172
>no
it used to be but since Rogers took over in Canada it has been later
>>66699237
nhl reddit streams
I don't want to watch that meme Hotlby break Brodeur's record. He doesn't deserve it.
>Crosby and Letang are both playing
Ayyyy
>>66699252
thats just finns m8
>>66699275
Why? Both are equally shit goalers
>>66699209
(you) for talking about finland
Damn, Karlsson is a PPG player, he's so good
Not good enough to get his team into the playoffs though looooooool
>>66699209
>>66699279
no, they're not
>>66699301
>Brodeur
>shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPqksG9nbA
>>66699275
Brodeur doesn't deserve it either, shootouts gave him extra wins that weren't previously available
>>66699350
>Not good enough to get his team into the playoffs though looooooool
M8, if Karlsson was merely "good" instead of elite the Sens would have finished bottom 3.
He is carrying this squad. Too bad Ottawa's coaching and management sucks.
>>66699374
fatso is a system babby senpai
>>66699006
Mitchell Marner
Jonathan Drouin
Thomas Hickey
Cam Barker
Alexander Svitov
Stanislav Chistov
Patrik Stefan
Pavel Brendl
Bryan Allen
Alexandre Volchkov
Ric Jackman
Aki Berg
Chad Kilger
Jason Bonsignore
Alexandre Daigle
>>66699374
>being french
Don't forget to join our bracketchallenge
http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bc2016_nav_fnt_img#/league/135716
Pass: Poopinjarvi
>>66699367
Just realized that, swedish commentators had some shit info
>>66699448
>2 bracket leagues
why is everyone so fucking retarded
>>66699448
fuck that i ain't making a NHL account
>>66699441
Not even a little bit desu
>>66699503
Just use hotmail and make one. Don't be a prune
>>66698696
thank you friend i hope the floyers win today
>>66699532
Your children will be cuck
>>66699230
Have pity for Chia and Mclellan. They didn't create this mess and now their careers are going to be decided by if they can fix it. For some reason Lowe, the brains behind this entire rebuild, is still being paid to work in the management, and so is Craig Mactavish. The real problem lies with the owner, Katz. He must be in cahoots with Bettman or something. Bettman wants the California teams to win because their fans need that to get better established and not quit watching. While the Canadian teams can be shit, with one good year every decade, and the fans will still support them.
N-no one cares about the Frozen Four championship tonight?
>>66698021
Miss me yet, Bombston?
GET MEMED ON, BOSTON
ONCE AGAIN
LIMPING INTO THE PLAYOFFS
WE 25 NOW
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ALIVE FOR ALL OF THEM AND NO MORE
>>66699132
Nah, Reinhart still has potential to be a bottom pairing depth dman in the NHL. He was never projected to be an offensive contributor, so judging him by offensive metrics is stupid. The question will be how much does he want to play in the NHL? Is he willing to be a low paid depth dman? Or does he want to be a top pairing guy in some obscure European league? I just wish Chia didn't give up a frist (Barzal) and a 2nd rnd pick for him.
>>66699676
that just means youre gonna die the year they miss the playoffs though. RIP
also fuck you tom
Post yfw
>>66699669
>caring about a "league" where a player with 46 points is considered better than a player with 71
>>66699768
lmao
>broons
>>66699768
>ruins
>>66699403
Nah, Karlsson isn't an elite defender, key word here being 'defender'. Putting a forward in your top defensive pairing is always a bad idea.
>>66699768
>philly talking shit
would be hlarious if filthy doesnt get in now
>>66699768
BOSTON RUINS HOCKEY
>>66699768
Call me salty and bitter as fuck but I love it
>>66699718
Basically yes
>>66699448
Password incorrect
![300px-Garth_Snow[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JSZ71Y2.jpg "300px-Garth_Snow[1].jpg")
>>66699006
as an Isles fan, I am so so glad Garf managed to dump him on the oilers. he has skills, pic related
>>66698515
>broons
HAGS IS SUDDENLY ELITE?????
>>66699989
I guess that's what it would sound like if she fell
>>66699717
I think people were expecting a bit better than one assist a season. He couldn't even be a top pairing guy in Europe because his puck moving skills are garbage. ALWAYS goes for the safe play no matter what.
>>66698515
>NAS: No players on the ice against Dallas
Just let them take shots at Hutton for ninety minutes, I guess.
>>66699448
Password is incorrect
Remember when Giroux was "the best player in the world"
Kek
Maroon-McDavid-Stamkos
Lucic-Draisaitl-Laine
Klefbom-Subban
Sekera-Hamonic
Talbot
Thoughts?
>>66700110
>this man is still the flyers beat writer
>>66700032
just had to put him on a line with bill
>>66700134
>Stamkos
>>66700134
>actually wanting Lucic
>>66699844
I'm a wings fan scrub
>ruins
>>66699955
That trade makes me worried about this offseason tbqh. If Chia was dumb enough to surrender a 1rst and 2nd for Reinhart, what is going to to with the other assets?
>>66700186
>was sucking mcdavid's cock last offseason
>bros with subban
it's happening, don't even try to stop it
>>66700134
>Draisatl-Laine
every jews nightmare
>>66700212
you seriously are retarded aren't you? look at the picture you dumb maple nigger
![ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zNQHIMj.jpg "ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1].jpg")
>>66700134
>implying edmonton's management can actually get anything done
>let alone a coup like that
>>66700068
I was picturing some obscure Latvian or Slovenian league.
>>66700238
I actually didn't look at the picture.
Still >ruins
>>66700226
it's not even worth arguing with you
enjoy your delusion
>>66700215
Chia got fired from Boston for a reason, he made a long series of bad trades. Seguin, Boychuk, and Connolly were all laughably bad. Plus there is the poisonous influence of Mact, Lowe, and Green(the real driving force behind the Reinbust trade) who are all inexplicably kept on for reasons unknown. Plus your owner. I would be worried were I an Oilers fan desu.
>>66700295
Go get checked for blood clots at your doctor, if you can afford it pubcuck
What night are playoffs going to start?
MATT MURRAY DED
PONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
so if the stars win tonight they win the west right? if they lose in regulation and the blues win/lose in overtime, the blue win right?
i have second row seats to every playoff game this year so i figured i should figure out how the season has gone.
>>66700248
>Edmonton's management
>The same GM that though trading for a player that didn't want to go there (Jeff Carter) was a good idea
>getting anything done
Howson is running the Oilers about as well as he ran the Jackets
>>66700354
fleury was available for this game its cool
>flyers fag arguing that booing their team is passion
Not watching- Murray hurt bad?
>>66700369
Yes, tie in the standings goes to Dallas
So the West playoff matchups (team that currently holds the spot listed first):
DAL/STL vs. MIN
STL/DAL vs. CHI
LA/ANA vs. NSH
ANA/LA vs. SJ
>>66700134
Hmm, let me try and work this out.
Stamkos
>FA
Lucic
>FA
Laine
>Draft
Subban
>Hall, Yakupov and a 1rst rnd pick in 2017
Hamonic
>Eberle and Reinhart
>mfw this is actually plausible
>>66700418
>(Him)
>>66700388
>playoff fleury
>>66700480
either watch it or fuck off
>Wings
>>66700480
took Schenn's ass to the face
>>66700480
blew his brains out
>>66700499
he's a flyers reporter
>>66700371
>American hockey knowledge
>>66699125
This desu, yzerb owl is based
![McDavidSimpsons[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tZont91.jpg "McDavidSimpsons[1].jpg")
>>66700371
>having scott howson on management
>having kevin lowe on management
>having craig mactavish on management
>having bob green on management
>having peter chiarelli of all people lead this motley crew
>getting anything done
oilers are a circus that just keep on giving
>>66700494
i see that the stars have barely beat the wild in ot 3 out of the 5 times they have played. does this mean the series is gonna be close? the stars are a dallas team, so i am always prepared for the ultimate disappointment.
>>66700604
The Mild have been playing like shit recently
>>66700585
Bob "saw him in junior, no need to check how he did as a pro" Green needs to get more hate. What an impossibly stupid man. Almost as bad as Tambellini trading for Nick Schultz because they liked him 10 years ago
>>66700088
>>66699895
sorry, "poopinjarvi" with a small p
auto correction
>>66700604
minny has been dogshit recently, as long as the stars don't slow down and their geriatric goaltending holds up, they'll be okay
Dude SNES r bro tier level for there continued ass destruction of bombstown
>>66700655
>sorry, "poopinjarvi" with a small p
>small p
finland on suicide watch
>>66700326
probably Wednesday depending on TV schedules and shit
>>66700557
Fuck, you're right, he's just an assistant. But still, just having him on the payroll at all is embarrassing as fuck
>>66700585
>Oilers ownership thinks a new arena will fix everything
>>66700604
>>66700642 is correct, >we've been shit as of late. But I do think having the Stars on the other side will wake the Wild up. Doesn't necessarily mean the Wild will beat them, but I do expect it to go 6-7
The NHL commercials have been terrible for the last few years. They need to just make more of the because of the cup.
>>66700604
The Stars are really meme without defense or goaltending and one of their stars (Seguin) won't likely be completely healthy. But the Mild are very shitty so I wouldn't worry.
>>66700653
you would have thought reinhart's dwindling production in JUNIOR would serve as a huge red flag, but i guess not.
TWENTY FIVE YEARS /HOC/
SMELL MY NUTS
>>66700755
>>66700758
>not wanting more "history will be made" ads
>>66700800
enjoy another first round exit :^)
>>66700762
>>66700755
>>66700684
is it normal for a meme team with no defense to do this well? i only really watch playoff hockey, and always go to the games if the stars are in since i have season tickets. i have no idea if they are actually good and have a chance to win the stan lee.
>>66700827
I don't care if we lose after this desu. I just wanted to hit 25.
>>66700653
As bad as the management is/has been, I'm still blaming Katz. He is the only one with the power to remove Lowe, MacT and the rest of the "old boys club". I just fans would boycott the team and put pressure on him to actually change things.
>>66700842
cuck attitude. who gives a shit now when you faggots backdoor in and get swpet
>>66700763
MUH OIL KINGS
fucking shitters. Name one good NHLer that played for the Oil Kings
>>66700842
Typical detoilet fan
>>66700839
usually high-octane offensive teams with okay defense and crap goaltending usually flare out in the playoffs by the first or second round.
kinda remind me of the islanders last year. they had better goaltending and a more banged up defense, but the net result was about the same.
>>66700839
A chance? Absolutely. We could either meme our way to a cup or shit the bed first round and lose to Chiraq or the Mild, there's no telling
>Karlsson has officially gone 1 point per game as a defenceman carrying an overall bottom 5 team to almost the play offs and there are people here who unironically do not want him to win the Norris for a third time in his career because they hate him or his fans or are butthurt finns who will never ever ever win relevant things despite him being literally the modern incarnation of Bobby Orr and despite a major injury to his achillies which he has seemingly recovered from
>>66700864
>>66700889
>implying I have any delusion about >us being a playoff team
We probably have the single worst blue line in the entire playoffs m8s.
>Red Wings 25 years of playoffs
>Lions 25 years without a playoff win
How?
>>66700928
*single worst team
>>66700853
nigga your city just ponyed up a boatload of cash for a new arena for him. boycotting ain't happening, he's swindling edmonton left right and center with a dogshit team and promises about how "it'll be better next year" because he CAN
>tfw my webm is relevant two years in a row
>>66700944
Boston might be worse desu. >We're both really shit.
>>66700920
He used HGH to fix his Achilles
>>66700920
he'd actually have to be great defensively to be bobby orr esque. he is a wizard offensively but is average at best in his own zone, and this is coming from some who really likes karlsson.
Hello is this where I .rags
>>66700989
>filename
topkek
>>66700944
Ahem.
>>66700839
Goaltending is the most important thing in the playoffs. There's an air of doubt on whether Niemi/Lehtonen can carry a team through a playoff run. Niemi did it in 2010 with the Blackhawks, but that was a long time ago.
>>66701005
I don't claim there is no room for improvement.
shit team
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TRIPFAGS TODAY
GO THE FUCK AWAY WE ALL KNOW YOURE BANDWAGONING FAGGOTS SHOWING UP FOR THE PLAYOFFS
HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>66700904
>>66700901
>usually flare out in the first or second round
so exactly like the mavs and cowboys and rangers
fuck
>>66701033
i thought i heard on the ticket that our goalies were supposed to be ok. dang that sucks.
>>66701060
/hoc/ has always had a shit ton of trips. Most of them usually only show up and tag up at playoff time.
>Boston so shitty the wongs clinch
nice
>>66700962
But it has to get better, r-r-right? I mean, they have McDavid now, a-a-and they can't get any worse. Pulljewjarvi will make them elite, r-r-right?
>>66701120
no we won the war and they fucked off. do not let them come back now
>>66701068
MEME GAME
What scenario needs to happen for the Bruins to miss the playoffs again?
>>66701214
Flyers get 2 points
I'm not sure if i like the bruins or the flyers less, I'm real conflicted
>>66701214
Philly just has to gain 2 points in their last two games
>>66701214
Flyers get 2 points
>>66701214
>flyers beat pongs
or
>flyers beat isles
or
>flyers lose in OT to both
>>66701229
This is the only reason I find myself hoping the floyers win this game
>>66701232
I don't want the habs to get claude julien so the bruins need to make the playoffs
>>66700920
Josi
>>66700839
yo desu inuyasha was a good anime
>>66701137
yeah, another 1st rounder aka magic beans will solve all their problems.
the fish rots from the head - get a serious owner can you'll see changes, see florida
>tfw there's now a possibility of there being the top memery of a Chicago/Detroit SCF
>>66700920
>carrying a team to almost the play offs
wew
>>66701345
this is true but he'll get snubbed for Burns or Letang as the third finalist
>mfw losing a dota game because team didn't pause when I had to disconnect because of lag
Atleast Caps and Kitties play tonight, something positive
Jimmy Murphy @MurphysLaw74 19m19 minutes ago
Per NHL source during Bruins game today: "Mike Milbury has again made it clear to Bruins he's interested in coaching should job open up."
lmao
>>66701462
>>66701412
Hows that free basic internet doing for yeah?
>>66701462
Yes. Hire the shoe man.
>>66700920
>"defense"man plays 40 minutes per game
>team gives up 2nd most shots against
Not his fault though, right?
Just fuck my whole life up fampai
Caps v. Bruins, who you like?
Caps v. Flyers, who you like?
>>66701462
Please let them hire him. Would be amazing for the rest of the league
>>66701575
caps caps and not even a close series
>>66701575
caps
caps
>>66701566
Hockey is still a team sport, especially when defending.
>>66701609
>player spends the most time on the ice
>team gives up the second most shots against
delusion
>>66701609
Anyone have that webm of Karlsson playing "defense".
>>66701462
DO IT FOR THE MEMES
Anyone else excited to watch the showdown for last place tonight?
Leafs vs Devils
Oilers vs Cancucks
Who will finish last? Leafs or Oilers?
>>66701706
laffs because of schneider
>>66701706
Coilers
>>66701609
do you remember this play?
>>66701706
I hope mcdavid puts up 10 points and nurse ends hamhuis's career
t. canucks fan
>psns
>powerplay
>>66701761
What does "t." mean?
>>66701594
even without considering how much he would fuck them up, it would be good to get him off broadcasts
>>66701863
trudeau
>>66701752
>c-cherry picking!!!11
>m-muh points
Also Karlsson has lower ppg than Mike Green in 08-09 and he didn't win Norris, because he was not good in his own zone, just like EK
>>66701875
I'm with you there. Pierre is irritating sometimes but at least the guy knows his shit. Milbury is just a hack.
>>66701706
>implying it matters
>implying the oilers won't win the lottery
>implying the oilers could finish 14th and still not win the lottery
>>66701863
t. newfag
>>66701863
>being unironically this new
>>66701913
Millbury and Healy should battle to the death and then the winner gets executed.
>>66701971
I would pay loads of money to see that.
Flylels up 2-1 after 2
Bruins 20 minutes from being eliminated
>>66701863
terveisin
t.finn
>roons
>timezones
ugh
>Flyers acting tough after taking the lead against Wilkes-Barre
kek
BOSTON ONCE AGAIN BLOWING UP AT THE FINISH LINE
>THE STATE OF BOMBSTON
THE PRESSURE COOKER IS SET FOR 20 MINUTES
G E T H Y P E
E
T
H
Y
P
E
>>66700997
He used GMOs too
>>66702063
>bawwston
5 more post-season appearances and the Wings will hold the record in all sports of all time. Mite b cool.
>>66701942
>>66701962
Not even that new. I've been consistently seeing more and more people using it this past year, but I've never seen anyone explain it. Does it just mean "typical".
>>66702201
if only pavel could stick around that long
>>66698515
>your mother fucking face when the mother fucking stars win the mother fucking cup
>BOMBSTON
>NO CHANCE AT A STANLEY CUP
>NO CHANCE AT STANDING UP
>>66702201
>5 more post-season appearances and the Wings will hold the record in all american sports of all time. Mite b cool.
ftfy
>The Ottawa Senators have extended the Detroit Red Wings playoff streak to 25 years
>>66702269
>implying anyone gives a fuck about soccer or non-professional leagues.
>>66702284
>implying anyone gives a fuck about the biggest sport in the world
Okay bud
Ps. There are plenty more sports out there too ;)
>>66702319
>Povertyball
>Good
Not ever since the massive increase in diving and on field drama when people became incapable of actually playing the game since you Yurocucks and the stupid south americans are all soft pussies.
The wings may suck but the playoff streak is forever.
