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WAS:Holtby looks to tie Brodeur Sat vs Blues
CHI:Jonathan Toews scratched Sat vs Columbus
NAS:Ribeiro will sit out Saturday v Dallas
NAS:Weber won't play Saturday
NAS:Josi won't play Saturday night v Dallas
TB:Hedman won't play Saturday v Habs
NYR:Ryan McDonagh expected to miss first round
CAL:Niklas Backstrom will face Wild on Saturday
NAS:Jimmy Vesey wins 2016 Hobey Baker Award
NYR:Rangers will start Antti Raanta Saturday
BUF:Jason Kasdorf will make his debut on Friday
TB:Victor Hedman expects to play Saturday
>rags
>playoffs on the line
>bru1n5
Kek
superior thread tbqh
>bru1n6s
>rags
CLOTS OF BLOOD VS WINGS OF RED
th for 2016 first overall pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWziMoajHwI
more like pukelix, my friend got food poisoning from publix sandwiches for real
What in the fuck is Publix
>>66698654
shut the fuck up binland you and I both know you or your friend have never been to a Publix
>>66698643
second*
Time for Tampa vs Detroit part II. Shame everyone on Tampa is hurt.
Guys who is the stupidest player in the NHL? My guess is Dustin Brown, he seems have around 65 IQ. Next year Pulju will challenge him for that title though
Congrats to 25 years Wongsbros
>ruins
Seriously, who the fuck loses so badly to the Senators when your trying to make the playoffs?
If ________ wins the lottery, Auston Matthews will __________.
Toronto - Put up good numbers but will eventually be ran out of town by the media
Edmonton - Kill himself
Columbus - Bust
Vancouver - Be sat for Linden Vey, and then be traded East for scraps
Winnipeg - Suffer from severe depression and become an alcoholic and drug abuser
Calgary - Become Brian Burke's new son
Arizona - Be ecstatic and lead his hometown team to becoming a legitimate franchise
Buffalo - Be a key piece of a dynasty
Montreal - Be converted to wing and be considered a bust for years
Colorado - Be the 2nd best forward from the draft
New Jersey - Leave during free agency
Ottawa - Be forgotten about
Carolina - Start learning French
Help me think of one for Boston now
>>66698684
first
>ruins
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Detoilet
>>66698684
If he goes second I think in 10 years the franchise who passed on him is gonna be sad
>last season Hagelin scored the goal, for the Rangers, that sent the Penguins out of the playoffs
>Islanders loses their next two games
>Rangers vs. Penguins in the playoffs
>Hagelin does the same thing but reversed. Scoring the goal, for the Penguins, that sends the Rangers out of the playoffs,
Would be pretty darn meme tbf guys
kind of glad the streak didn't end so no one could claim it was only Babcock keeping them in the past couple of years
>>66698707
>Ottawa - Be forgotten about
Nigga Ottawa has one of the best Dmen in the league and everyone knows him.I can't imagine an elite center prospect will be forgotten on a Canadian team.
flyers penguins
>>66697882
>>66697882
>>66697882
if the flylels can't beat this roster they don't deserve anything
>>66698756
>mfw 90% of /hoc/ wasn't born last time Wongs missed playoffs
Thank you based snes, you are my greatest ally.
>>66698770
took me like 3 minutes to realize who you were talking about
Janne Niinimaa is a future Hall of famer and a great commentator for finnish television
>>66698707
>Calgary - Become Brian Burke's new son
become an homosexual?
>Help me think of one for Boston now
Get traded for scaps after his ELC expires
>>66698696
Thank you :)
>>66698739
>he thinks the blots will win the yzerb owl
>>66698819
worst dman since Aki Berg to come from Finland desu
don't follow hockey
how (if possible) can the flyers make the playoffs now?
Does anybody have the webm of the guy falling off the waterslide and rolling into the pool? Pls post so I can meme about the Wings playoff streak
38rd for HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>CLOT JEWLYIN
>RUINS
>MUH EBIN SCHEMEMASTER
burn this team down
>ruins
>>66698854
young poster detected
>>66698856
they just need to gain 2 points over their next two games, but they only have one healthy goalie
>>66698856
Get one (1) point in the next two games
>>66698976
how points is a win and how many points is an overtime loss?
>drafted 4 seasons ago
>36 NHL games played
>0 NHL goals
>2 NHL assists
Name a worse bust drafted in the top 5
>>66698996
Win is two points, OTL is 1
>>66698990
they need 2, Boston has the tiebreaker
>>66698996
a win of any type is 2 points, losing in overtime or shootouts is 1 point
>>66698996
Win is 2, ot loss is 1 senpai
>>66698799
I was three years old. I don't remember it. But I'm pretty sure that this team is headed for a first round exit yet again. Anyone know the record for the most number of consecutive first round exits?
>>66699006
yakupov
another oiler, surprise surprise
>>66699027
>>66699033
>>66699037
an OTL today and tomorrow would still put them in?
If this post ends in repeating digits, the SNES win the number 1 pick in the lottery.
>>66698707
bruins- waste the prime years of his career and be traded to a westcoast contender for a shit pick because their coach and owner are retards
>another Tampa detoilet series
Best bantz on the board imo
Why is the lottery drawing so late this year? Don't they usually do it in the gap between regular season and playoffs?
>>66699045
Yakupov was decent in 2012-13, in both the KHL and the NHL. Reinhart hasn't had success in any pro league and will eventually be playing in Germany
>>66698856
fuck off we're full
>>66699061
yes
>>66699091
amateur
>>66699131
To keep Canadians watching
Oilers will get 3rd overall
Puljujärvi will be drafted 3rd overall
He will become the best finnish checking forward under the tutelage of Oilers Finnish power forward coach Mr. Tikannen-Hopkins
Check em
You're okay, snes.
red wongs on track for 3 consecutive 1st round exits
>>66699132
at this point I don't even have any pity for the oilers, it just upsets me that you can suck this hard in a system that I believe should create parity.
Just moved, no tv for a while.
What's a good site for streams?
>>66699209
why do hockey players have inbred facial aesthetics
>>66699172
>no
it used to be but since Rogers took over in Canada it has been later
>>66699237
nhl reddit streams
I don't want to watch that meme Hotlby break Brodeur's record. He doesn't deserve it.
>Crosby and Letang are both playing
Ayyyy
>>66699252
thats just finns m8
>>66699275
Why? Both are equally shit goalers
>>66699209
(you) for talking about finland
Damn, Karlsson is a PPG player, he's so good
Not good enough to get his team into the playoffs though looooooool
>>66699279
no, they're not
>>66699301
>Brodeur
>shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPqksG9nbA
>>66699275
Brodeur doesn't deserve it either, shootouts gave him extra wins that weren't previously available
>>66699350
>Not good enough to get his team into the playoffs though looooooool
M8, if Karlsson was merely "good" instead of elite the Sens would have finished bottom 3.
He is carrying this squad. Too bad Ottawa's coaching and management sucks.
>>66699374
fatso is a system babby senpai
>>66699006
Mitchell Marner
Jonathan Drouin
Thomas Hickey
Cam Barker
Alexander Svitov
Stanislav Chistov
Patrik Stefan
Pavel Brendl
Bryan Allen
Alexandre Volchkov
Ric Jackman
Aki Berg
Chad Kilger
Jason Bonsignore
Alexandre Daigle
>>66699374
>being french
Don't forget to join our bracketchallenge
http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bc2016_nav_fnt_img#/league/135716
Pass: Poopinjarvi
>>66699367
Just realized that, swedish commentators had some shit info
>>66699448
>2 bracket leagues
why is everyone so fucking retarded
>>66699448
fuck that i ain't making a NHL account
>>66699441
Not even a little bit desu
>>66699503
Just use hotmail and make one. Don't be a prune
>>66698696
thank you friend i hope the floyers win today
>>66699532
Your children will be cuck
>>66699230
Have pity for Chia and Mclellan. They didn't create this mess and now their careers are going to be decided by if they can fix it. For some reason Lowe, the brains behind this entire rebuild, is still being paid to work in the management, and so is Craig Mactavish. The real problem lies with the owner, Katz. He must be in cahoots with Bettman or something. Bettman wants the California teams to win because their fans need that to get better established and not quit watching. While the Canadian teams can be shit, with one good year every decade, and the fans will still support them.
N-no one cares about the Frozen Four championship tonight?
>>66698021
Miss me yet, Bombston?
GET MEMED ON, BOSTON
ONCE AGAIN
LIMPING INTO THE PLAYOFFS
WE 25 NOW
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ALIVE FOR ALL OF THEM AND NO MORE
>>66699132
Nah, Reinhart still has potential to be a bottom pairing depth dman in the NHL. He was never projected to be an offensive contributor, so judging him by offensive metrics is stupid. The question will be how much does he want to play in the NHL? Is he willing to be a low paid depth dman? Or does he want to be a top pairing guy in some obscure European league? I just wish Chia didn't give up a frist (Barzal) and a 2nd rnd pick for him.
>>66699676
that just means youre gonna die the year they miss the playoffs though. RIP
also fuck you tom
Post yfw
>>66699669
>caring about a "league" where a player with 46 points is considered better than a player with 71
>>66699768
lmao
>broons
>>66699768
>ruins
>>66699403
Nah, Karlsson isn't an elite defender, key word here being 'defender'. Putting a forward in your top defensive pairing is always a bad idea.
>>66699768
>philly talking shit
would be hlarious if filthy doesnt get in now
>>66699768
BOSTON RUINS HOCKEY
>>66699768
Call me salty and bitter as fuck but I love it
>>66699718
Basically yes
>>66699448
Password incorrect
>>66699006
as an Isles fan, I am so so glad Garf managed to dump him on the oilers. he has skills, pic related
>broons
HAGS IS SUDDENLY ELITE?????
>>66699989
I guess that's what it would sound like if she fell
>>66699717
I think people were expecting a bit better than one assist a season. He couldn't even be a top pairing guy in Europe because his puck moving skills are garbage. ALWAYS goes for the safe play no matter what.
>>66698515
>NAS: No players on the ice against Dallas
Just let them take shots at Hutton for ninety minutes, I guess.
>>66699448
Password is incorrect
Remember when Giroux was "the best player in the world"
Kek
Maroon-McDavid-Stamkos
Lucic-Draisaitl-Laine
Klefbom-Subban
Sekera-Hamonic
Talbot
Thoughts?
>>66700110
>this man is still the flyers beat writer
>>66700032
just had to put him on a line with bill
>>66700134
>Stamkos
>>66700134
>actually wanting Lucic
>>66699844
I'm a wings fan scrub
>ruins
>>66699955
That trade makes me worried about this offseason tbqh. If Chia was dumb enough to surrender a 1rst and 2nd for Reinhart, what is going to to with the other assets?
>>66700186
>was sucking mcdavid's cock last offseason
>bros with subban
it's happening, don't even try to stop it
>>66700134
>Draisatl-Laine
every jews nightmare
>>66700212
you seriously are retarded aren't you? look at the picture you dumb maple nigger
![ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zNQHIMj.jpg "ed5c73fa76de3730a23c132a1fb3aa19[1]")
>>66700134
>implying edmonton's management can actually get anything done
>let alone a coup like that
>>66700068
I was picturing some obscure Latvian or Slovenian league.
>>66700238
I actually didn't look at the picture.
Still >ruins
>>66700226
it's not even worth arguing with you
enjoy your delusion
>>66700215
Chia got fired from Boston for a reason, he made a long series of bad trades. Seguin, Boychuk, and Connolly were all laughably bad. Plus there is the poisonous influence of Mact, Lowe, and Green(the real driving force behind the Reinbust trade) who are all inexplicably kept on for reasons unknown. Plus your owner. I would be worried were I an Oilers fan desu.
>>66700295
Go get checked for blood clots at your doctor, if you can afford it pubcuck
What night are playoffs going to start?
MATT MURRAY DED
PONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
so if the stars win tonight they win the west right? if they lose in regulation and the blues win/lose in overtime, the blue win right?
i have second row seats to every playoff game this year so i figured i should figure out how the season has gone.
>>66700248
>Edmonton's management
>The same GM that though trading for a player that didn't want to go there (Jeff Carter) was a good idea
>getting anything done
Howson is running the Oilers about as well as he ran the Jackets
>>66700354
fleury was available for this game its cool
>flyers fag arguing that booing their team is passion
Not watching- Murray hurt bad?
>>66700369
Yes, tie in the standings goes to Dallas
So the West playoff matchups (team that currently holds the spot listed first):
DAL/STL vs. MIN
STL/DAL vs. CHI
LA/ANA vs. NSH
ANA/LA vs. SJ
>>66700134
Hmm, let me try and work this out.
Stamkos
>FA
Lucic
>FA
Laine
>Draft
Subban
>Hall, Yakupov and a 1rst rnd pick in 2017
Hamonic
>Eberle and Reinhart
>mfw this is actually plausible
>>66700418
>(Him)
>>66700388
>playoff fleury
>>66700480
either watch it or fuck off
>Wings
>>66700480
took Schenn's ass to the face
>>66700480
blew his brains out
>>66700499
he's a flyers reporter
>>66700371
>American hockey knowledge
>>66699125
This desu, yzerb owl is based
>>66700371
>having scott howson on management
>having kevin lowe on management
>having craig mactavish on management
>having bob green on management
>having peter chiarelli of all people lead this motley crew
>getting anything done
oilers are a circus that just keep on giving
>>66700494
i see that the stars have barely beat the wild in ot 3 out of the 5 times they have played. does this mean the series is gonna be close? the stars are a dallas team, so i am always prepared for the ultimate disappointment.
>>66700604
The Mild have been playing like shit recently
>>66700585
Bob "saw him in junior, no need to check how he did as a pro" Green needs to get more hate. What an impossibly stupid man. Almost as bad as Tambellini trading for Nick Schultz because they liked him 10 years ago
>>66700088
>>66699895
sorry, "poopinjarvi" with a small p
auto correction
>>66700604
minny has been dogshit recently, as long as the stars don't slow down and their geriatric goaltending holds up, they'll be okay
Dude SNES r bro tier level for there continued ass destruction of bombstown
>>66700655
>sorry, "poopinjarvi" with a small p
>small p
finland on suicide watch
>>66700326
probably Wednesday depending on TV schedules and shit
>>66700557
Fuck, you're right, he's just an assistant. But still, just having him on the payroll at all is embarrassing as fuck
>>66700585
>Oilers ownership thinks a new arena will fix everything
>>66700604
>>66700642 is correct, >we've been shit as of late. But I do think having the Stars on the other side will wake the Wild up. Doesn't necessarily mean the Wild will beat them, but I do expect it to go 6-7
The NHL commercials have been terrible for the last few years. They need to just make more of the because of the cup.
>>66700604
The Stars are really meme without defense or goaltending and one of their stars (Seguin) won't likely be completely healthy. But the Mild are very shitty so I wouldn't worry.
>>66700653
you would have thought reinhart's dwindling production in JUNIOR would serve as a huge red flag, but i guess not.
TWENTY FIVE YEARS /HOC/
SMELL MY NUTS
>>66700758
>not wanting more "history will be made" ads
>>66700800
enjoy another first round exit :^)
>>66700762
>>66700755
>>66700684
is it normal for a meme team with no defense to do this well? i only really watch playoff hockey, and always go to the games if the stars are in since i have season tickets. i have no idea if they are actually good and have a chance to win the stan lee.
>>66700827
I don't care if we lose after this desu. I just wanted to hit 25.
>>66700653
As bad as the management is/has been, I'm still blaming Katz. He is the only one with the power to remove Lowe, MacT and the rest of the "old boys club". I just fans would boycott the team and put pressure on him to actually change things.
>>66700842
cuck attitude. who gives a shit now when you faggots backdoor in and get swpet
>>66700763
MUH OIL KINGS
fucking shitters. Name one good NHLer that played for the Oil Kings
>>66700842
Typical detoilet fan
>>66700839
usually high-octane offensive teams with okay defense and crap goaltending usually flare out in the playoffs by the first or second round.
kinda remind me of the islanders last year. they had better goaltending and a more banged up defense, but the net result was about the same.
>>66700839
A chance? Absolutely. We could either meme our way to a cup or shit the bed first round and lose to Chiraq or the Mild, there's no telling
>Karlsson has officially gone 1 point per game as a defenceman carrying an overall bottom 5 team to almost the play offs and there are people here who unironically do not want him to win the Norris for a third time in his career because they hate him or his fans or are butthurt finns who will never ever ever win relevant things despite him being literally the modern incarnation of Bobby Orr and despite a major injury to his achillies which he has seemingly recovered from
>>66700864
>>66700889
>implying I have any delusion about >us being a playoff team
We probably have the single worst blue line in the entire playoffs m8s.
>Red Wings 25 years of playoffs
>Lions 25 years without a playoff win
How?
>>66700928
*single worst team
>>66700853
nigga your city just ponyed up a boatload of cash for a new arena for him. boycotting ain't happening, he's swindling edmonton left right and center with a dogshit team and promises about how "it'll be better next year" because he CAN
>tfw my webm is relevant two years in a row
>>66700944
Boston might be worse desu. >We're both really shit.
>>66700920
He used HGH to fix his Achilles
>>66700920
he'd actually have to be great defensively to be bobby orr esque. he is a wizard offensively but is average at best in his own zone, and this is coming from some who really likes karlsson.
Hello is this where I .rags
>>66700989
>filename
topkek
>>66700944
Ahem.
>>66700839
Goaltending is the most important thing in the playoffs. There's an air of doubt on whether Niemi/Lehtonen can carry a team through a playoff run. Niemi did it in 2010 with the Blackhawks, but that was a long time ago.
>>66701005
I don't claim there is no room for improvement.
shit team
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TRIPFAGS TODAY
GO THE FUCK AWAY WE ALL KNOW YOURE BANDWAGONING FAGGOTS SHOWING UP FOR THE PLAYOFFS
HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>66700904
>>66700901
>usually flare out in the first or second round
so exactly like the mavs and cowboys and rangers
fuck
>>66701033
i thought i heard on the ticket that our goalies were supposed to be ok. dang that sucks.
>>66701060
/hoc/ has always had a shit ton of trips. Most of them usually only show up and tag up at playoff time.
>Boston so shitty the wongs clinch
nice
>>66700962
But it has to get better, r-r-right? I mean, they have McDavid now, a-a-and they can't get any worse. Pulljewjarvi will make them elite, r-r-right?
>>66701120
no we won the war and they fucked off. do not let them come back now
>>66701068
MEME GAME
What scenario needs to happen for the Bruins to miss the playoffs again?
>>66701214
Flyers get 2 points
I'm not sure if i like the bruins or the flyers less, I'm real conflicted
>>66701214
Philly just has to gain 2 points in their last two games
>>66701214
Flyers get 2 points
>>66701214
>flyers beat pongs
or
>flyers beat isles
or
>flyers lose in OT to both
>>66701229
This is the only reason I find myself hoping the floyers win this game
>>66701232
I don't want the habs to get claude julien so the bruins need to make the playoffs
>>66700920
Josi
>>66700839
yo desu inuyasha was a good anime
>>66701137
yeah, another 1st rounder aka magic beans will solve all their problems.
the fish rots from the head - get a serious owner can you'll see changes, see florida
>tfw there's now a possibility of there being the top memery of a Chicago/Detroit SCF
>>66700920
>carrying a team to almost the play offs
wew
>>66701345
this is true but he'll get snubbed for Burns or Letang as the third finalist
>mfw losing a dota game because team didn't pause when I had to disconnect because of lag
Atleast Caps and Kitties play tonight, something positive
Jimmy Murphy @MurphysLaw74 19m19 minutes ago
Per NHL source during Bruins game today: "Mike Milbury has again made it clear to Bruins he's interested in coaching should job open up."
lmao
>>66701412
Hows that free basic internet doing for yeah?
>>66701462
Yes. Hire the shoe man.
>>66700920
>"defense"man plays 40 minutes per game
>team gives up 2nd most shots against
Not his fault though, right?
Just fuck my whole life up fampai
Caps v. Bruins, who you like?
Caps v. Flyers, who you like?
>>66701462
Please let them hire him. Would be amazing for the rest of the league
>>66701575
caps caps and not even a close series
>>66701575
caps
caps
>>66701566
Hockey is still a team sport, especially when defending.
>>66701609
>player spends the most time on the ice
>team gives up the second most shots against
delusion
>>66701609
Anyone have that webm of Karlsson playing "defense".
>>66701462
DO IT FOR THE MEMES
Anyone else excited to watch the showdown for last place tonight?
Leafs vs Devils
Oilers vs Cancucks
Who will finish last? Leafs or Oilers?
>>66701706
laffs because of schneider
>>66701706
Coilers
>>66701609
do you remember this play?
>>66701706
I hope mcdavid puts up 10 points and nurse ends hamhuis's career
t. canucks fan
>psns
>powerplay
>>66701761
What does "t." mean?
>>66701594
even without considering how much he would fuck them up, it would be good to get him off broadcasts
>>66701863
trudeau
>>66701752
>c-cherry picking!!!11
>m-muh points
Also Karlsson has lower ppg than Mike Green in 08-09 and he didn't win Norris, because he was not good in his own zone, just like EK
>>66701875
I'm with you there. Pierre is irritating sometimes but at least the guy knows his shit. Milbury is just a hack.
>>66701706
>implying it matters
>implying the oilers won't win the lottery
>implying the oilers could finish 14th and still not win the lottery
>>66701863
t. newfag
>>66701863
>being unironically this new
>>66701913
Millbury and Healy should battle to the death and then the winner gets executed.
>>66701971
I would pay loads of money to see that.
Flylels up 2-1 after 2
Bruins 20 minutes from being eliminated
>>66701863
terveisin
t.finn
>roons
>timezones
ugh
>Flyers acting tough after taking the lead against Wilkes-Barre
kek
BOSTON ONCE AGAIN BLOWING UP AT THE FINISH LINE
>THE STATE OF BOMBSTON
THE PRESSURE COOKER IS SET FOR 20 MINUTES
G E T H Y P E
E
T
H
Y
P
E
>>66700997
He used GMOs too
>>66702063
>bawwston
5 more post-season appearances and the Wings will hold the record in all sports of all time. Mite b cool.
>>66701942
>>66701962
Not even that new. I've been consistently seeing more and more people using it this past year, but I've never seen anyone explain it. Does it just mean "typical".
>>66702201
if only pavel could stick around that long
>>66698515
>your mother fucking face when the mother fucking stars win the mother fucking cup
>BOMBSTON
>NO CHANCE AT A STANLEY CUP
>NO CHANCE AT STANDING UP
>>66702201
>5 more post-season appearances and the Wings will hold the record in all american sports of all time. Mite b cool.
ftfy
>The Ottawa Senators have extended the Detroit Red Wings playoff streak to 25 years
>>66702269
>implying anyone gives a fuck about soccer or non-professional leagues.
>>66702284
>implying anyone gives a fuck about the biggest sport in the world
Okay bud
Ps. There are plenty more sports out there too ;)
>>66702319
>Povertyball
>Good
Not ever since the massive increase in diving and on field drama when people became incapable of actually playing the game since you Yurocucks and the stupid south americans are all soft pussies.
The wings may suck but the playoff streak is forever.
>>66702343
>gets corrected
>starts crying about football
Okay bud, you should probably eat a snickers
>>66702319
>muh third world fan base of mostly niggers, towelheads, beaners and oh, yuropoors
The Yzerbowl II is going to be tough to watch. Detroit looks like shit and Tampa is missing half the team.
>>66702356
Sacrificed Vlad the Impaler for this desu.
Not sure if it was worth it.
>>66702381
It's gonna be amazing because it'll give one team hope before they get stomped in round two.
What went wrong?
>>66702378
Keep on cryin'
>>66702397
>image.png
>>66702397
worn out shell of a playoff team
theyll be battling for 30th next season
>>66702394
Some of tampas players may recover by round 2
>>66702397
Rask got food poisoning
also they are shit
>>66702397
>canadian coach
>canadian
>holding a playoff spot
>ducks going over pregame scratches/injuries
>bieska out
>they think this is bad
duckfans??
>>66702397
goals in = goals out
>>66702394
In a strange way it's sort of freeing as a Tampa fan. I don't think they have much of a shot at winning a cup unlike last year. Sort of looking forward to watching the playoffs without the anxiety of losing.
>>66702530
absolute madman
>>66702397
>trading seguin
>trading lucic
>keeping chara
gee i dunno boss
>>66702523
The team's announcers can't openly shit talk any of the players, but Bieksa is horrible. It's a good thing for Anaheim if his injury is career-ending.
>>66702397
Chara's too old, and the rest of the defense isn't very good either.
>>66702397
>6os1n
How do you get so shit on at home for your playoff lives. lmfao.
>>66701412
>playing dota
>his game has a pause but still tries to call LoL the casual game
>>66702523
he is a solid dman
>5 minute major
BROONS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>66702654
>playing mobas and not godlike fighting games
where did you go on the wrong path
You know what's super comfy? Buying unopened boxes of hockey cards from surplus stores and spending a sat afternoon opening all these memories and feels
>oilers draft pulju
>he and mcjesus combine for 300 points
>new oiler dynasty
feels good to be on a dynasty team
>>66702680
its a major for fighting too while the flyers don't get a matching fighting penalty. fucking weird they both threw punches
HE HAS NO OFFENCE
HE CANNOT SKATE
THIS BUST HAS A SLOWER PACE
>>66702654
No he isn't. Anaheim has seven (7) better defenders than Bieksa and a lot of them are cheaper. Lindholm, Vatanen, Fowler, Manson, Despres, Theodore and Holzer are all better than Bieksa.
Stoner is equally bad. If Stoner and Bieksa are both in the lineup, that means Anaheim either has one d-pairing that is complete garbage or two good defenders are saddled with beer league partners.
>>66702721
They got offsetting minors for roughing. Then he got the major for the blindside hit.
Are the brooms eliminated?
How many here are from Alberta, Saskatchewan or Manitoba?
I want to see how many retards we have in this thread.
>>66702747
14 minutes away
>>66702639
>>66702677
>>66702709
>you live in the mcjesus era
Connor McDavid
>>66702732
garth snow, i love you
Connor McDavid
>>66702745
'no'
>flyer roughing pens fighting
>pen 2min elbow+ game misconduct
weird.
>>66702697
>Jari Curry
>>66702748
Reporting in. Really hoping to trade for Karlsson this offseason to shore up the defence
>>66702813
Literally no idea how the refs came up with that. Sorry senpai.
>>66702859
doesn't really matter its just funny. I think they wanted the flyers to have a 5 minute powerplay and didn't care how the penalties worked out to get them there
>mcdavid taking a huge shit on his hometown team whose fans will never get over losing him
it never gets old
>>66702900
Is McDavid from Vancouver?
>>66702922
no hes from toronto you retarded swede
>>66702895
Most likely. As long as the numbers are the same it doesn't really matter. Sort of like the cross checking earlier that was a holding the stick.
>>66702949
>retarded
>i'm not from the Canadian midlands
you're mistaken, but i'll let it slide because of you're unfortunate condition.
>>66703007
>you're unfortunate condition
retarded swede
>>66702838
>top kek
>>66703007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-PRHPSByY0
>>66703073
That's some big legs
>>66703054
>retarded
>i'm not from the Canadian midlands
You made the same mistake twice. But i'll, once again, let it slide because of your unfortunate condition.
>>66703081
That's a disgusting hit on the head.
>>66703140
Look at that pathetic leastern canadian. What a pussy
>>66703156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM4vk_p4f00
>>66703073
reminder that this nerd is also a super manlet
I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
>>66703198
That's a disgusting stomp on his heel.
>>66703261
reddit pls go
>>66703289
you are gonna need forensics to prove that
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE
>>66703261
>i know i know i've let you down
said you to your parents for your life so far
>tfw in a few years white swedes will be extinct and we can end the 'swedes are good hockey players' meme
>>66703372
>>>/r/eddit
this is below /tv/ level "memes"
>>66703385
AYO AYO HOL UP
WE GON BE SWEDEN'S HOCKEY PLAYERS IN A FEW YEARS NIGGUH
>>66703243
>>66703366
>a disgusting player from country with red and white on their flag stomps on his heel
it's an open and shut case, McKenzie McAboot
>>66703419
>team north america is the only white, non minority team
wew
>>66703475
>that girl
>white
Reminder to cheer for Quinnipiac tonight
>>66702709
>almost every white person's eye is directed towards the puck
>Asians in the 1rst row aren't paying attention
BUT NOW, THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT
RIP BRUNS
LGTSS
>BROONS
>RUINS
>BOMBSTON
>canadian """""professional""""" hockey team
>>66703503
Their tiny eyes have trouble tracking the puck
>>66703475
that girl is clearly mexican
>>66702748
Howdy Cuck. How's Jamal doing over there? Is he getting along with Muhhamed?
LGTSS
>BROONS
>BOMBSTON
>FIRST IN THEIR DIVISION A MONTH AGO
>BOSTAN B RUINS
>BOSTAN B RUINS>BOSTAN B RUINS>BOSTAN B RUINS>BOSTAN B RUINS>BOSTAN B RUINS>BOSTAN B RUINS>BOSTAN B RUINS>BOSTAN B RUINS
BOMBSTON BLEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWN THE FUUUCK OUT
HAPPY BRUINS ELIMINATION DAY
>6-1
>BOMBSTON
IT ALLLLL RETURNS TO NOTHING
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP
>Baaaawwwwwstin
Fuck you fags
>THE OFFICIAL BOMBSTON RUINS
Hahahahahahahah
>the shitty of bombston
ahahahahah
get fucked
Based PA bros sticking together. Fuck you philly, but fuck bombston slightly more.
>>66703007
>>66703123
Are Swedes the new Grease? Their quality of posting has really gone down hill in the past few weeks.
>broons
>broons
>broons
>>66703597
Bye Bye Bawstan
>>66703710
>>66703588
>>66703054
>>66702922
>hicknadians
kek lmao
literally worse than armenia
Lets play Jeopardy, /hoc.
This team blew their playoff spot by going 3-6-1 over their final 10 games of the regular season
>>66699768
>broons
WHO /PLAYOFFS/ HERE
>bombston
ezest clinch of my life
Thanks for Seguin bombston
>18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1
>millburys face when
>>66703760
Who are the Boston Bruins.
>>66703140
>trying to prove a point about Western Canadians
>posts a "good ol' Ontario' pussy
Do Swedes even have an education program?
>>66703754
youre boring, go find some better swede posters
nvm youre probably locked in the cuckshed
>THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING CITY OF THE BOMBSTON "KEKED ONCE A YEAR" RUINS
>claude will be fired instead of Cam Neely
>Sweeney will blow up the team and inevitably fuck it all up
"we" had a good run there for a few years. Shame to see it all end.
Will never forgive the Bruins for trading Seguin.
>>66703689
Sheetz is pretty good desu
wew
>>66703811
go back to fucking your pig, eh
>>66703830
Too bad they have no more players worth poaching
>>66703828
nobody thinks your lyric threads are funny
>>66703846
World class Aprils fools joke, well played, bombston
>>66703689
thanks for the freebie win
bill kessel is alright in my book
>>66703710
Swedes have always been awful posters, usually we don't have to deal with them outside of international tournaments though.
They are the Australians of /hoc/
>>66703849
>>Too bad they have no more players worth poaching
>Implying Sweeney won't package Bergeron and Kreci for rentals and 3rd rounders
>>66703475
She has some kind of South American genes in her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SUCK MY TAINT FAGGOTS
PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME NIGGERS
WHERES THE DEVILS SHITPOSTER NOW
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE NOW?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE SHITTY POLLUTED GOOCH OF AMERICA KNOWN AS NEW JERSEY
BUCK FOMBSTON
PUCK FITTSBURGH
BUT ESPECIALLY NUCK PEW JERSEY
WELLS FARGO CENTER WILL BE HYPE FOR THIS SERIES HOLY SHIT
>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY>POO JERSEY>JEW JERSEY
who /playoffs/ here?
>>66703261
Underrated.
>>66703549
Wheel of morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we shall learn!
>this man scored the goal that ended Boston's playoffs hopes
#nigger trending in Boston when?
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>66703882
>Patrice is in jail and can't even respond to this post asking why you're mad at a "rebuilding" team
Happy Boston Marathon Day!
>>66703951
EBIN APRIL FOOLS PRANK
>>66703882
>you in charge of knowing your own fanbases geography.
Still though, fuck devlols fans
>"Asked Chara if he's disappointed in his team. Didn't answer, got up, stormed off and said "you really came up with a great question.""
>Bombston
Will Boston win a Stanley cup this year?
>the city of bombston
>the city of trading """"""knowledge"""""
>the city of sweeny begging for a job each season
>the city of "you almost head it TWICE (2 times) in a row
BTFO
T
F
O
>>66703754
I'm surprised Jerome even lets him have internet in his shed tbqh.
into the playoff abyss
I know I'm late, but let's LGTSS
>broons
>bombston ruins
>broons
>bombston ruins
>broons
>bombston ruins
>broons
>bombston ruins
>>66704039
h-he apologized afterwards though
I'm happy Philly has made the playoffs
But Boston should be in the playoffs instead of Detroit
Although Bos and Det are tied in points, Boston has more points from wins as opposed to loser points.
Fuck Detroit, I've had enough of seeing them in the playoffs. They suck shit and are boring to watch.
>>66704077
Why is that Capitals shirt green?
so who do the broons "fans" bandwagon now?
>>66704017
I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
I don't know if I'd rather the Ducks play vs Nashville or Shorks in round 1.
Oh and
>Bombston
>>66704060
>>66703811
>retarded hicks can only fall back to /pol/ memes when getting literally btfo: bombston style
>>66703767
FUCK YEAH
>>66703830
Seguin's overrated tbqh. He'll never lead Dallas to a cup.
>>66704102
boston also has more wins than philthy though. loser point is gay but hey fuck bombstom
F L Y E R S
L
Y
E
R
S
>>66704024
Trenton-born here, this map is 100% accurate
altho I live across the river in Levittown now
>>66704135
But Benn will
>>66704107
Panthers
>>66702397
Broons Goon fag here. I'm sure this thread is going to be just all memes but here's what actually went wrong.
>Chiarelli signed a bunch of veterans to long term deals with NTCs, one of whom, Kelly, was out all year with a broken leg
>Management + Chia dealt Seguin for a bag of pucks because "le he wasn't a GRITTY VET LIKE WE NEED" while then trading for Loui Eriksson who is soft as fuck (not Loui's fault though)
>Chia trades Johnny Boychuck and gets two second round picks and no replacement defense, equivallent to what the team then gives up for Brett fucking Connolly
>Management + Sweeney then flipped Riley Smith for Jimmy fucking Hayes
>Sweeney trades Hamilton and again gets no return on Defense
>Inability to understand when to trade a player, thought they had any chance of contending this year for some reason, now will have Eriksson walk and Chara/Sidenberg die of old age, leaving them with literally no defense and only Bergeron/Marchand/Krejci on offense.
The team had no talent comparatively to the other teams in the East. There's no "le wheel of excuses" unless you count "this team was shit" as an "excuse". Claude had his problems but no coach could have succeeded with that D corps. It's going to be real sad when the retard media around here rides him and probably Rask out on a rail and then wonders why the team blows for the next 5 years under Mike "I single-handedly ruined the Islanders for a decade" Milbury
It's infuriating to know that not only did this franchise trade Joe Thornton for nothing, they then did it again with Seguin.
At least >we got a Cup out of it and got to viciously cuck both Vancouver and Toronto during playoff runs, while avenging the Flyers loss with a sweep. They also got BTFO by the Caps, MTL, and Chiraq, so there were some good lels along the way.
I'm sad Bergeron's prime years will be wasted like this but at least he will take over as Captain and hopefully go down as one of the franchise's all-time greatest players.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
TO QUOTE THE DEVILS SHITPOSTER (A 5'8'' MANLET NAMED PATRICE), "I CAN'T BELIEVE A REBUILDING TEAM LIKE US ARE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS!"
>POO JERSEY
>KNIFE JERSEY
GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT
GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT GHOST GOAT
>mfw cryers get swept rd1
>>66704102
>wanting to see rat looking goons in the playoffs
>Detroit sucks yet bombston can't even make the post season
>Detroit vs. Tampa won't be fun to watch
>>66704206
what a time
>>66704024
Lmao I lived in bergen (north jersey), it's like 50% rangers fans.
>>66704135
>implying it's seguins team
>>66703937
It was a full black guy hatty in fact
>>66704221
>Detroit vs. Tampa won't be fun to watch
i dont think you understand just how shit detroit, boston, and philadelphia really are. tampa will shit on detroit even without Stamkos
HAPPY BROONS ELIMINATION DAY
>>66704220
>posted from my guards iPhone
Prove you aren't a casual /hoc/
>implying philthy won't get bfto by caps in the play-offs
Enjoy this moment faggots
>>66704273
Yeah, that's what people said last year
until a game 7 suspension and one goal lost detroit the series. Wew lad spicy meme.
>>66704135
>He'll never lead Dallas to a cup.
That's fine. He didn't need to lead Boston to a cup either since he was just a piece of their offensive core. If hey would have just let him play center they could have traded Krejci as well to unfuck their defense.
After this season the only thing the Bruins will have left from the trade is Joe Morrow who will probably never start in the NHL. Meanwhile Seguin is going to continue to be a 30+ goal scored for years to come.
Great trade.
>>66704234
>BOMBSTON
>>66704310
Mrazek was actually a decent goaltender last year.
>>66704291
penalty box area, kept on ice. What do I win?
>>66704162
Believe me it's 100% from my standpoint in Medford.
>>66704235
While Probably true, it wasn't one of the two options for the poll determining the map.
Example 2.
>jest
>>66704291
penalty box
>18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1 >18-1
>>66704328
As a leaf fan I 100% ktf bro. We traded fucking Phil kessel for him. An overpaid fat ass meme.
>philthycucks unironically happy about memeing into the weakest playoff group from the east since 07
Enjoy that first round exit and ~18th overall :^)
>>66704334
Nothing because you're wrong
>I CAN'T BELIEVE A REBUILDING TEAM LIKE US ARE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS!
>>66704173
>Bruins actually thinking about hiring Milbury
This is a joke right?
>>66704173
Also noteable is that Chia's deals got the Bruins in an awful salary cap situation which is why he panicked and dealt Boychuck for essentially nothing, which is one of the main reasons why their defense blows.
I like Krug+McQuaid a lot but they have to play on the 3rd line, once you give them big minutes they can't do what they're good at.
#prayforVesey
>>66704367
Enjoy obsessing and watching our playoff games, fag
>>66704441
>>66704367
>flylels/devlels samefag shitposter is back
>>66703849
>B-b-but, muh 2015 draft picks.
Surely they must have something worth trading out of that Hamilton and Lucic mess.
>Zboril
>Debrusk
>Senyshyn
>Carlo
>Forsbacka-Karlsson
>Lauzon
I'm sure they could package some of those players and Pastrnak, along with other draft picks, to get an aging defender like Chris Phillips or Nick Shultz. Chara will stay on another year, and Boston will be cup contenders again. Screencap this.
>>66704362
>>66704024
'New Jersey' as a state shouldn't exist, and the 'New Jersey' Devils shouldn't exist either.
the cultural divide is clear between the two halves, and the halves should be awarded to PA and NY respectively.
OFFICIAL FLYERS CELEBRATION AND LAUGH AT BOSTON THREAD
EVERY HAVE A LAUGH
>>66704458
>>66704458
>>66704458
>>66704458
>>66704472
We know that's you, Patrice. Please take your meds.
>>66704220
the only round 1 you're in is in the draft
>leave the cryers to me
>>66704367
lol enjoy watching our game from your cell's tv
>>66704560
Shame he's going to rob Bishop of the Vezina.
>>66700496
needs fried chicken going into mouth
>b ruins
Flyers-Caps series is going to be gloriously violent.
>>66704606
>rob
Bishop deserves it and it's not even a question. Bishop has been the best goalie this year.
>>66704126
Whoa there Sven, settle down. You should get out of that shed and get some fresh air. Just keep your eyes away from your wifes bedroom window.
>>66704572
>our
>>66704547
>us
>>66704441
>our
this is sad
>bombston
>>66704672
JUST
>>66704381
They're probably going to bring up the Providence coach in all likelihood, but the media around here will believe in meme magic and try to get Milbury hired, and I am pretty sure the management will take a look at him. It's fucking retarded.
I can confidently say, and you all will agree with this, that the Devils 6-3 loos the the Flyers started their collapse.Right?After that loss they completely fell apart.If you look at their scores after that game they looked like a trainwreck to end their season.Which makes this all the sweeter.
>>66704723
Not as sad as missing the playoffs
>>66704723
>being a new jersey fan
>having to watch the flyers playoffs from your prison cell
THAT is sad
>>66704723
not as sad as talking shit all season about making the playoffs and then collapsing into a lottery team
>>66704805
>there's only one devils fan on /hoc/
What's it like being a literal retard?
>>66704672
What is it about Boston and finish lines
>mfw filthy bounces the craps in seven
>>66704793
>>66704805
>>66704830
haha there's been 2 flyers fags all year and now you guys are here and think I'm a devlels fan? did you notice I'm not posting retarded pictures with it?
>>66704367
she looks like a crack whore.Her mac daddy probably brought her to that game
>>66704845
Shoo Patrice
>>66704869
>he doesn't know emmy
Is this Ovi's year?
>>66704845
DENBTS
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>>66704912
>still on the caps
Nope
>>66704173
>bombston
>>66704697
bishop is overgrown faggot who's only strenght is height
>>66704845
>being this mad
>being proud of being a NJ fan
>wasting money on a devils shirt thats gonna stay in the closet, like you have your whole life, through the months of April-September
>>66704860
Lol, right. Not posting retard pictures, but the retard is posting.
desu
>>66704892
no unlike you I don't stalk women who are fans of the team I like
>>66704672
>tfw your finnish goaltending is the cause of 2 consecutive playoff misses
>>66704985
>poopa
NEVER
EVER
>>66704328
They also have Hayes via the trade that sent Smith and Savard to Florida. And Ericksson could still resign.
He was barely a part of their cup win though. He put up 7pt in 13 games, but 6 of those pts came in the first two games while Bergeron was injured. Then he only had 1pt in the next 11, while shitting the bed defensively in the first few games against the Canucks. The playoffs before he was traded, he was given plenty of chances to prove himself, but always looked out of place in the style of hockey Julien likes to play. In the end, Boston didn't need another center, so he was traded. The biggest problem was the return. They should have found a different buyer who was willing to give up an actual good dman.
blues 2bh
>PUUKA RASK
>CHOOSES NOT TO LIFT HIS TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FEEL WELL
>>66704845
>devils fan
>not in new jersey
the only thing that makes less sense is devils fans actually in 'new jersey'
>going to the ploffs with a negative goal differential
Why is the East so shit? And why are Flyers fans so shit? Worse than Rags, Habs and even Chiraq
>>66705044
tbf he is not capable of lifting any team anywhere
The mongol is unironically worse than Ryan Miller
>>66705044
He was poopin
>>66704976
she's an actress
>>66704672
It's even better in detail
>that uptick at the end just to make the final defeat more crushing
>>66705044
Tbh Poopa Rask that has liquid flowing out from both ends would've probably stopped more shots than that useless swede
>>66705061
>the only thing that makes less sense is devils fans actually in 'new jersey'
>>66705085
Clearly, she's pretending to like a team with no fans
>>66705085
okay...who cares?You're gonna be watching a lot of movies this summer because you sure as hell won't be watching the playoffs, faggot.
>>66705030
>They also have Hayes
LOL that fucking bum
>Ericksson could still resign
He had a career year and is going to demand a ridiculous contract (and he'll get it somewhere). The Bruins have more important players to sign (Marchand, Pastranak).
>>66705119
Savage
>>66705135
again, I'm not a devils fan.
hahahahaha BOMBSTON
Did I miss the shitposting?
>BOMBSTOWN
>>66704244
As good as Benn is, he needs a few other good players to even stand a chance at winning the Cup. It would be like Toews winning the Cup without Kane and Keith.
>>66705164
Pasta is still on his entry level til 2017-2018.
Marchand will probably want 5-6m maybe more.
Ericksson is going to look for a good mark up. However he may go with a medium sized contract in the 5-6m range so he can be traded if needed.
I can't wait to see what 3rd rounders we waste on our 1st round picks.
Well m8s it's been a fun season. It sucks I won't get to watch my team play a meaningful game until October but that's the way she blows.
It's been great memeing with you all and I hope the playoffs this year give us lots of great plays and big laughs.
I love you hoc.
>there will be blood
last Flames game of the season
>>66704845
PUBLIX
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>>66705282
>Pasta is still on his entry level til 2017-2018.
Nope
>>66705164
>>66705282
>Ericksson
>ck
>>66705164
Hayes may be a bum, but at least they got rid of Savards contract.
Anyone else watching the Leafs game? I had to shut it off I can't stand to watch this shitshow any longer. If it wasn't for Babs this team would be blown out daily.
>Tyler Johnson is
>KILL
>I
>L
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