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>rags
>mfw drouin scores 10 goals in the playoffs but the clots get swept anyway and trade him for spare parts
Back from a 3 day ban when the mods were banning everyone for no reason. Roman Josi for the Norris when? Hes better than karlsson who he absolutely undressed earlier in thr season and of course >dooty.
>HeroinHawks
>>66664819
Was it from the alium thread?
>tfw wongs
Holy shit boys
>>66664819
sadly small market bias might cuck him out of even being a finalist
>>66664835
Yeah they banned me for off topic talk when i was talking about playoff match ups. Straight retarded.
> The JUSThawks
>2%
canes gonna win the lottery
its do or die, right...we win and we are in
>>66664637
Well they won 6 in a row before losing 4 to teams like the sens. Getting shutout by the sharks was bad though. If they don't figure it out Saturday vs the flames they are fucked. But they beat the blues last year and swept the season series with Chicago. I really don't think Chicago has a chance this year especially with Crawford out.
The stars won the season series but the wild played like shit for parts of those games. I see them losing to the blues in the second round.
>LACKTRICK PLAIN
>>66664883
BOUNCE THAT ASS UP AND DOWN THE ICE
>>66664845
Shea Weber got robbed of winning one as well. Voters are faggots
wew
good loss, canucks
need to lose next game
>>66664894
Chicago probably beats the Blues because losing in the first round is just what the Blues do and Chicago got out of the first round last year with Crawford actively working against them and losing his job to Darling. Their defence and forward groups are too good. The wild/stars series can honestly go either way they both have a lot of talent and I wouldn't put a bet on Finnish goaltending. But I think the Stars have enough veteran presence on D (Goligoski, Odouya) and good young guys like Klingberg all while being dominant at forward. Mild have a lot of talent (Parise, Koivu, Nino, Suter) but questionable goaltending (Dubnyk is a meme I think).
>>66664969
>shithawks
Also the preds would retire Weber and Rinnes numbers and erats number because of filip forsberg
>Flyers
NORDAK
>shorks
Hello, where is the discussion about the University of North Dakota?
Good job Shorks
t. Vancouver
>>66665148
>cryers
>>66665255
I want to set up in Paulina Gretzky's office
>>66664969
Ya Dubnyk is the lynchpin. If he plays his top game they can win but if he let's in softies they are fucked.
Honestly Nino hasn't been great lately. Haula and Could have played much better. Nino has a lot of inflating empty-netters. I'm interested in what Stoll does come playoffs.
>>66665286
the waiting list extends to 2020
Matt Carle had a two point night. What the fuck is happening.
>scheifele chirping sharks color guy then taking a penalty
still a shithead desu
Lol scheifele on the Jets just scored a goal, then it was sent to review for a kicking motion. During the entire review he is leaning over the bench talking to the sharks bench commentator (presumably thinking he is part of the review team) explaining how he didn't kick it and you can hear the whole thing.
Of course the goal gets overturned, he gives the commentator the stink eye, then proceeds to draw a penalty about 30 seconds later.
>>66665350
Weren't they both secondaries? He royally fucked up plenty of other time
Can I get an estimate of when the 66666 get is going to be? I don't want to sit up all night during Aussie hours waiting to shitpost some dank Wild maymay
>>66665351
>>66665369
Then a sharks goal goes in off his ass ahahahahahahahaha
is the alcoholic a flylels fan
>>66665369
now a goal against off his ass
beautiful
>>66665369
Got a weebum?
>>66665411
the goal or his ass?
The get approaches
The fire rises
JETS PLS WIN
FAGET FAGET TEAM
>>66665624
>yfw I use the get to curse canadian teams for 666 years
>>66665687
We just need them to get a point and we can't catch them
>you know who
>>66665624
WALK ALONG THE RAZOR'S EDGE
>>66665732
Looks like we clinched 4th overall.
A loss by the Canucks and a single point from CBJ will get us 3rd. Hope we get it.
>get 3rd
>pick 6th
>burns
>defense
Are the Kings going to win the cup?
Looks like the shorks are in playoff form already
>detoilet
>rags
>cryers
>blackcocks
>rags
>>66665959
>binland
hi hoc where are the memes
>>66666060
606 posts away
>>66665977
sup:DDDD
Will we ever see another player as magical as Pasha bros?
>crapitals
https://twitter.com/angeliciscores/status/718256466868772866
>>66666172
Te olette valtava risukimmpu Pekka
>>66666196
Mcdavid desu
>fun
>hockey
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>66666245
McDavid is going to be, and already probably is, elite, but I dunno if he'll capture the magic and fun that Datsyuk did desu.
>>66665402
Surprised they have that many honestly
go kings go
the get is going to be >rags right?
>>66666260
You should see the shit this kid does. He's going to out datsyuk datsyuk
>>66666324
Hard to watch Oilers games when you're not a natural fan when they're so dumpster bad desu. Otherwise I probably would have been.
>>66666324
He's OVERRATED
are pongs elite?
>>66666343
I usually enjoy them as a neutral, lots of goals.
>>66666369
So it's basically a shitty Dallas? All memes, no defense?
79th for nfl
>>66666354
Sure
>>66666385
Yes but less Finnish goaltending
>>66666355
Nah
any memes for the big get?
No Canadian team will ever win another Stanley Cup.
>rags
Do we have a chance, /hoc/?
>>66664767
>yfw da stars win da cup
>putting ketchup in the fridge
Just watched the kongs/cucks game.
do these califags think they really have a chance? hohohohohohahahaha
>>66666562
>not enjoying cold ketchup on hot crispy fries
alliums
>rags
The Lord God Kek
>>66666460
>Duck so insecure about his own paddling abilities that he has to compensate with giant flippers
Shit duck, tbhfamily, not worthy of meme get
>rags
Is this man a good hockey player?
>>66666613
Fucking suck lel
Wheats
>>66666289
>rags
Ice hockey is the best sport on Earth
Holy fuck we're so close
Oilers will win lottery
It's too late
You all failed.
>>66666645
Hell no
>>66666666
>>66666698
>literally two away from Satan get
So close
>>66666666
>>66666666
>rags
Suomi imee kalua hokkeissa ollakseen rehellinen perhe
i fucked her cause i slimed at her, brother
>>66666739
more like
you all mailed
>>66666666
>tfw you forget to do the captcha and miss the get
I knew it was going to be that leafless faggot
>>66666830
I thought I had the timing down but I waited way too late. My 60000000 was better than this anime shit anyway
>>66666670
Motherfucker you ate me GAJ pic
>>66666669
>>66666769
why did you post picture of goaler???
>>66666879
Post the screencap. I need a laugh.
Post dog get
Most (you)s I'll ever get 2bh
im seriously going to stop watching this "sport" if the oilels actually get another first overall pick
>>66666934
>tfw I can still spot my posts
>>66666487
it's looking grim family, i don't know if the bruins can beat the sens and they're going to need the wongs to lose one or the flyers to lose either way
>>66666934
Was that the origin of dog?
>>66666808
>Deleted
WEEABOOS BTFO
>>66667004
No, dog was around before. The get killed memes desu.
>>66666958
canucks will get it
don't worry
>>66666958
>not wanting good ol' alberta team to get a stacked deck and become a dynasty
>>66667012
I saved it bitches
>>66666808
>>66667074
they have 5 1st overalls and 10 top 10 picks
if that doesn't give you a dynasty, what would it take?
>>66667074
Fuck Alberta. Fuck the entire prairies
>>66667094
Fucking Peru always ruining gets with his script
>redwongs spaghetti'd
>bruins cursed to the playoffs again
God why
>>66667142
>filthy spee supporter
Caught him right after posting on his phone
>>66667153
mods are gods
>>66666830
>someone calls you after -600
I raged
tfw no kings gf
Ducks fans think they can actually win the division
>>66667376
>mfw I actually have a Kings gf
>>66666670
what's his name again
>>66667391
>for years kongs fans claim the regular season is irrelevant and nobody cares about division titles
>kongs finally win the Pacific
>suddenly the regular season matters
Pulju :D
https://youtu.be/BYQEkVr3edY
>>66667414
that fags neck veins creeps me out
>>66667414
It doesn't, but seeing you get bent out of shape about it is funny. Really a shame you guys get the honor of shorking SJ
>>66667414
No Kings fan I know actually cares if they win the division or not, some people were even hoping we'd lose tonight that I was with
>>66667516
Its a nice thing to have but I really don't care. They've won the cup as an 8 seed, div champs doesn't mean shit unless you go all the way
>>66667414
I literally and unironically do not care if the kings win the division. Division / Conference banners are just sad reminders in the rafters of what could have been.
Was at staples tonight though, hell of a game.
ELITE
>>66667540
You should see the nice little collection of cuck curtains SJ has
>western conference regular season champs
>>66667554
haha, cuck curtain
>drouin will lift the cup this year
>>66667569
yeah, at the bar on the golf course after that first round exit.
>tfw not even 21 so can't legally drink away your sorrows
>>66667577
>1st round exit
Not even the AHL version of the bolts can shit it up against whoever they end up playing in the 1st
I'm so drunk i don't know the speed limit
Post yfw the Kings are winning the division and the Cup
Pic related:
>Mfw
>>66667642
Hello to all the ladies and gentlemen of the jury! This is probably Exhibit A!
>>66667668
Almost home
>>66667668
>tfw my post may be read by some jury
LEL PEE PEE POO POO
Fags
So Panarin gets a 1.75 million dollar bonus if he finishes top 10 forward in the league in goals/assists/points/points per game (min 42GP)
he is currently 9th with 74, Kopitar and Tarasenko with 73
Gave some homeless nigger my hashbrowns and some other one my breakfast sandwich. Just spent $7 on a black coffee
>>66667109
Fuck off, libshit
if the flyers are so good, how come My bruins are going to steal their playoff spot. face it, We playoffs nao
>>66667761
He's 10th though
>>66667793
is that dunkies :3
>>66667845
Yeah I'm broke now. Its cold out they deserved it
>>66667871
why are you up so early and are you in the city? no bums where i live tb.h.
>>66667880
I live in the city. I'm up late not early. My daddys really rich and I used up all my money this year living life. I have high paying job not from my dad that starts in august and until then i hav e$170
>>66667871
>lie on the sidewalk all day or beg for money
>spend money on alcohol or drugs
>repeat
You want to give homeless people money or food because it makes you feel better, that's your prerogative, but they don't *deserve* shit, hombre
>>66667835
please show where someone said the flyshits were good. enjoy your first round exit anyway, famerino
>>66667947
Its april and its in the 40s. Sorry I gave some peole food at 4am. One of them was asleep and i just laid the hashbrowns beside them so hopefully they get it tomorrow. I just want then to be happy about something
>>66667935
i'm a neet. i wish my dad was rich. i'm thinking about getting a big and toasted rn but i'm too lazy. i should just go to sleep since i'm going to binge drink and snort adderall today/tmrw all the way thru to the game on sat afternoon.
i missed it
>>66666666
>>66667974
I'm just telling you to be happy with your good deed and don't praise them or say they "deserve" what you gave them. They don't deserve your charity; that's why it's called charity.
flood warning, which means my basement might get water in it :/
>>66668016
What's your team
>>66668054
I live downtown and i recognize them. I talk to them sometimes because its interesting. Tons of people I know are like you and think I'm weird for talking to them and enjoying it but I don't care I like their stories and its unseasonably cold so I gave them a little food tonight which I do from time to time. My life has been ridiculously fortunate and I enjoy talkingb ti these people. I'm still a huge trump supporter if you think I'm a sjw or something
>>66668070
>floodston
>>66668117
ruins, i live in smelly revere though
>>66668135
huomenta
>>66668117
I don't think it's weird at all, man. In fact, I applaud you for it. I'm just take issue with you saying that they "deserve" anything. They don't. They haven't earned shit. Keep doing what you're doing, though, bud, you're making the world a little brighter.
>>66668146
ah I'm the pongs fag in philly thought you might be here since you said afternoon game
>>66668157
thank you
>>66668166
hot af
i don't watch hockey but the shorks are apparently alright this season. they got any shot in the playoffs this year or another choke?
>>66668150
huomenta
>>66668197
They'll likely play the Ducks in the first round. "I won't lie to you about their chances, but....you have my sympathies." [smiles, mechanically]
why are all sharks posters so cute :3
>>66668216
I haven't gone to bed yet
i just farted such a nasty fart that my dog left the room
>>66668217
oh darn.
well can't complain about a team i don't follow. what's another first round exit? at least the warriors are good now.
PULJU :DDDDDD:DDDDD:D:DDDDDDD:DDDDD:DDDDDDDD:D:D:D
will red wings playoffs?
>>66668622
i hope not
>>66668411
>>66668457
i can always count on /sp/ to make me feel better about how lonely & pathetic i am
>>66668644
bruins fan?
nice pepe
>>66668622
Of course, they're playing the >rags, while Philly gets cücked by Pittsburgh
>>66668197
They make it past the 1st round anything can happen.
Facing off against the Kings will be their most difficult match up
>>66668671
jesus lol. hows your life outside of that
jimmy vesey screwed the preds over they need him for poffs
>there are people here who unironically don't think Karlsson should win the Norris trophy
>>66668858
>there are people that aren't delusional swedes that think a 4th forward is a d-man
fixt
>>66668871
Every Swede is a d-man ;^)
>>66668858
kane deserves it more
>>66668871
>amerikaner tror orioniskt att backar bara ska försvara och att anfallare bara ska anfalla
nylander
>>66668927
Laine - Nylander - Kapanen
>>66668963
pls no Busteri Bustanen
>>66668963
bust - bust - bust
>>66668970
>>66668963
Laine - Nylander - Komarov
>>66668970
Can't break the BFF-line
>>66668982
... Okay, fair enough
>>66668982
bust - bust - goon
>>66667843
erik karlsson plays defence sometimes
>>66669040
Oh, missed the "forward"-part.
>>66669014
hows komarov a goon when he doesnt fight.
Hey Swedefags you guys love hyping up your players. Give me the rundown on Erikson-Ek and why I shouldn't be foaming at the mouth for missing out on Brock Boeser
>>66669066
le hits man
Fuck Finland
>>66669074
Bust
>>66669074
not a swede but I will weigh in on that he is a gigantic bust, and based on the 0 times I have watched him play I consider myself an expert
>>66669074
hes a bust
>>66669074
A very competitive center who uses his size, skill, and skating to power to the net and create scoring chances. Possesses an elite-level shot, great vision, and slick puckhandling skills; as a result, it's no surprise that he has a natural knack for scoring big goals. Offensive catalyst, but also defensively responsible. Plays a creative, 200-foot game. All-in-all, an intelligent, scoring center that is productive at both ends of the ice.
>>66669074
jävla busty mcbusterson
>>66669123
Shut the fuck up Curtis
If you could set 3 rules for your team drafting what would they be?
example: No defence in the top 5, No forwards from X league, no players under Y height, No players of a certain playing style
>>66669074
A very competitive bust who uses his size, skill, and skating to power to the net and bust. Possesses an elite-level shot, great vision, and slick puckhandling skills; as a result, it's no surprise that he has a natural knack for being a gigantic bust. Offensive catalyst, but also a bust. Plays a creative, 200-foot game. All-in-all, an intelligent, scoring bust that is a bust at both ends of the ice.
Jagr
>>66669148
No Finns
No manlets
No slavs
another night passes and another friday of me sitting in my room on 4chan talking about hoccei begins. just fuck my life up senpai
>>66669176
Fucking racist say that my face honky ass whiteboy
>>66669148
no nigs, no memes (finns, swedes, russians), no goalers, no french canadians
>>66669148
no goalies in first two rounds, no soft swedes, no meme frogleague players
>>66669176
>no finns
>majority of canadians and americans gone
>no slavs
>>66669222
So you never want to win anything?
who drinking at 6am here
>>66669191
nothing wrong with that, lower your life expectations lad
>>66669123
tldr; he's a 4th forward pretending to be a D-man
>>66669261
blackhawks and kings are all ontario boys and americans doing the heavy lifting. the only good frenchie in the whole league is patrice bergeron. goalers are too hard to predict give me a proven vet im not wasting time developing a meme position. no nigs cause i dont like them lol
If ________ wins the lottery, Auston Matthews will __________.
Toronto - Put up good numbers but will eventually be ran out of town by the media
Edmonton - Kill himself
Columbus - Bust
Vancouver - Be sat for Linden Vey, and then be traded East for scraps
Winnipeg - Suffer from severe depression and become an alcoholic and drug abuser
Calgary - Become Brian Burke's new son
Arizona - Be ecstatic and lead his hometown team to becoming a legitimate franchise
Buffalo - Be a key piece of a dynasty
Montreal - Be converted to wing and be considered a bust for years
Colorado - Be the 2nd best forward from the draft
New Jersey - Leave during free agency
Ottawa - Be forgotten about
Carolina - Start learning French
What do you guys think?
>>66669307
hes a fuc king bust
>>66669307
Laine will be picked first
>>66669331
hes a bust
>>66669338
I'm not even memeing, you should watch how he plays right now.
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/gotta-see-prospect-patrik-laine-snipes-two-ovechkin-like-goals/
>>66669345
all I saw was puljuJÄRVI scoring a 2nd OVERTIME WINNER GOAL
>>66669363
I'm Oulu boy and like bulju more but you have to admit that laine is playing way better right now.
>>66669345
>>66669354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ToLvU7GdCO
>>66669387
wtf I know who u are
Tfw can't go play with the lads because of surgery
>>66669406
hows it going
>>66669444
Shit use of quads desu
>>66666666
>>66669469
hows it going
HOWS THIS LEGAL
>>66669539
wtf he uses a curved shaft!???!?!
>>66669539
HNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHH
Winnipeg ruined Canada's anthem for me. Every time I hear it now I expect a really loud and explosive true north and am always super disappoiinted when it's not there.
>>66669539
that shafts about to bust
OH CANADA, YOUR AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN
Choose one.
>>66669757
who is that muslim lanklet on the left
>>66669841
Anisimov. It's the matter of light, I guess.
>>66669757
why is tarasenko so cute? every other russian is ugly as fuck and they look stupid but tarasenko is a cutie pie
>>66669874
ah didnt recognize him at all. anyways tarasenko 100% obv
>>66669887
>they look stupid
>coming from finn
Comrade, stop.
Is he elite?
Will be?
Minä haluan kaikkien typerien helvetin suomalaisten lähtevän
>>66669929
nigga finns are experts on stupid looking people, we have to deal with them all the time afterall
>>66669937
he looks like a finn
>>66669944
>>66669944
Hi Sasha :3
>>66669929
hey, i look stupid as well
just wondering if tarasenko is really russian since he does not look stupid
no need to get angry, i acknowledge my heritage and i agree with >>66669945 we know stupid looking people
>>66669955
Sulkekaa naiminen
>>66669937
no 110% bust
>>66669944
huomenta. suomi
>>66669968
Oh, I'm sorry, comrade. What's the typical stupid look feature? How can I recognise it? What if I look stupid too?
>>66669986
If you own a track suit and squat, you probably look stupid desu.
Where were you when the Penguins last lost a game
Keep in mind 4chan is 18+
>>66669539
>85 flex
Ayy, fucking spaghetti stick ;^)
>>66669994
But all Russians have a tracksuit...
>>66670006
>24/3/16
Hmm, I'm quite sure I was fucking your mom in her trailer
>>66669986
well the first thing is that if you look russian, you look stupid
tarasenko could be american based on his looks and americans are always handsome not stupid looking
>>66670044
tj oshie and bobby ryan are 2cute. bobbys lisp is qt :3
>>66665255
>naming your daughter Paulina
>expecting her not to take 643 cocks by age 18
JUST
>>66670060
you are homosexual
>>66670044
You see, my stupid looking comrade, americans is not an ethnicity. If Tarasenko looks handsome then it only proves Russians can be either stupid looking or handsome as ancient gods. When finns are known by their permanently stupid look as the national value. It's like a cult for you.
british ppl are the ugliest ppl aside from nigs, abos, and vietnamese
>>66670141
>go to Greenland
>everyone looks more finnish than danish
What sorcery is this?
>>66670060
you're just being gay now
>>66670162
danes, swedes, finns are like different kinds of nigs or chinks all the same all mongolians
I can recognize russians just by their smell. They smell like onions.
>>66670156
>this is what slag-googlers believe
>>66670190
>ameridumbs
You gotta come to a thread on 4chan about ice hockey to see different kinds of white people being racist against each other. Other people don't think it be like it is between white people but it do. I didn't know what a Finnland flag looked like I thought this nigga was from Scotland for a good minute
>>66670236
Good morning tyrone
I'm ready for the inevitable hawks collapse.
>mfw I'll have to read the avalanche of "shithawk" posts
>>66664807
Kek.... so close
no blacks get out i dont even like greece being here too close to black makes me nervous
>>66670255
It already happened retard
>>66670236
>finland
>white
>>66669539
He's an archer. I'd play with a kessel-ovechkin special if sticks weren't $150 a pop.
>>66669014
>goon
>Komarov
wut?
>>66669438
Put some duct tape on that shit and play biiiiiitch.
>>66670319
i made that post like 2 days ago stfu you squinty eyed chink
>>66670343
> cant back up post because it was from 2 days ago
>>66670362
hes a goon because hes a bust i just dont want to talk about busts anymore rn
>>66670373
i find it hard to tell you
i find it hard to take
when people run in circles
it's a very very
komarov is not a goon
>rags
>in a wildcard spot
Say it with me senpai
>McDavid is on pace for ~90 points over a full season
>he'll challenge for the Art Ross next year
>there are people in this thread, right now, at this very moment, that don't think he deserves the Calder
New Jersey Devils coach John Hynes is expected to be named head coach of U.S. national team that will compete at the world championships in Moscow and St. Petersburg, Russia, next month.
REEEEEEEEEE
>>66670797
jesus christ he just didnt play enough to show his skills, deal with it idiot
you can be the best player in the world but if you are made of freaking glass then your skills dont mean shit
panarin is a kane babby, mcdaavid deserves the calder
>>66670797
Being the best player over a smaller stretch doesn't mean he deserves the Calder. Is he the best rookie of that draft? Absolutely without question. But it's without question panarin who deserves the Calder this year. Whether he should be eligible or not is irrelevant because he is so get over it.
>>66670845
>casual fans actually believe this
must be nice to rest half a season and then meme your way against garbage teams in the easiest segment of your schedule
>>66670825
The Calder is given "to the player selected as the most proficient in his first year of competition in the National Hockey League".
McDavid doesn't play with Kane, he's on the shittiest team in the league, he's 6 years younger, he's never played in a pro league before this year, and he's on pace for more points than Panarin. Fuck you, and fuck Panera bread.
>>66670858
But he is a Kane babby and wouldn't have 15 goals on any other line in the league
>>66670885
>>66670889
>implying winning a Calder means anything
Who cares if mcdavid wins or not. He's still going to dominate the nhl regardless.
>>66670920
Ovechcunt won it over Crosby; I'm sure he's still jealous
>>66670920
You're right, actually. Even if Panera bread wins it, McDavid is gonna shit all over him and the league for the next 20 years at least. Fuck it - enjoy your trophy, Chiraq. I'll enjoy watching the best player on the planet for the next decade +.
Who /ohldraft/ here?
http://ohl.uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/app/uploads/ohl/2016/04/07171501/OHL-Priority-Selection-Information-Guide-2016.pdf
>>66670889
wrong, he's actually made Kane much better. There's a reason Kane has never had a 100 pt season until this year.
By your reasoning Patrick Sharp, Brandon Saad, Brad Richards, and every other skilled player that plays with Kane should have routinely put up 74 pt seasons playing alongside him, which of course they didn't.
So who are the big names to watch out for in next year's draft?
>>66670977
>Edmonton
>dominate
>>66671004
they will if they pick laine or pulju
>>66670998
vaakanainen tolvanen
>>66671014
>finland hyping their overrated as usual prospects
yawn
>>66670998
dolan patrig
>>66670920
This desu,
Crosby and Gretzky never won the Calder.
>>66670977
>this delusion
>>66671014
I'd rather have Laine. Pulju seems like an actual retard.
How do you pronounce those fuckers names? "Ly-nay" and "Pool-yu-yarvi"?
>>66669578
Winnipeg has ruined my childhood, my relationship with God, my sobriety, my ambitions, my hopes and dreams, my views on morality, and most of my adult development.
You want to see some real shit, try living here crybaby.
Literally all there is to do here is bad stepped on drugs from Asia and regular season hockey. There's a nice beach too I guess.
>>66671124
lye-neh
>>66669578
I love that Winnipeg does that. Sounds epic desu.
>>66665264
jinx
>>66671124
Lie-neh
Why would you live in Winnipeg if you don't play for the Jest
>>66671124
pretty much
>>66671179
More like why would you live in Canada when you can live in America
>>66671250
>less population density
>hockey everywhere you turn
>more than two parties to vote for
>cleaner air
>not considered fat and stupid by the rest of the world
>less murders and violence
There are a few reasons.
>>66671301
Not to mention our health care is a fraction of the cost than what they pay.
>Bolts fans watched Stamkos' last game with that franchise without realizing it.
Top kek
>>66671331
>laffs
hahahahahaha
America is 100x superior to Canafagia don't delude yourself you canacuck fucks.
>>66671443
You must be pretty insecure to be compelled to post this.
Did you guys apply to do it for free?
>>66671443
hows niagara falls?
Anyone have that picture of Jim Benning that says "literal retard"
>>66671403
even their own idol doesn't like the ducks
>>66671575
kek how did that happen
This is what finns do in their spare time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoJb4QjO82U
Pretty sweet tbf
>>66671640
He's a packers fan too
>>66671575
Kek
>>66671652
:DDDDDD can confirm
>>66671652
now im hungry for a good hot dog tbonest
>>66671652
>lettuce
>on a hot dog
>>66671715
Had cabbage and mayo on a hot dog in Guatemala once, shit was cash
>>66671699
Going to eat a freedomburger right now tbhonest
>>66671783
I have some """"Chinese"""" food leftovers from Leeann Chin for lunch, gonna be comfy.
How do you eat your burgers in swedeland? cheese? bacon? juicy lucy?
>>66671805
Haven't had chinese in ages, might have to pick up some in the weekend. Hope you have something or someone to watch while eating it.
This one has fermented garlic mayo, a dash of hot sauce, lettuce, burger, cheese, tomato and some mustard. Pretty juice, the burger could have been a little more juicy though.
>>66671754
what is that a salad? that sounds dangerously close to a salad.
>>66671640
He hated his final years with the Ducks. Mainly because of Budreau.
He almost signed with the Kings in 2013 out of spite.
>>66671851
Is a hot dog an sandwhich?
>>66671868
if it has lettuce or cabbage it's a salad
>>66671847
damn that sounds bretty good swedefam, you grill it yourself?
>>66671877
so if you put lettuce on a burger or spinach on a pizza its a salad?
>>66671899
yes
if you want to eat leaves just go to the woods
>>66671878
I live in a student apartment, so I have to make due with a stove. Other than that, yes.
On the other hand, I bought 1.2 kg of beef, so I'll have burgers for dinner 8 days in a row. Pretty good week
You could have had one if you were my neighbor ;^)
>>66671922
Grab a knife and draw a bath faggot
>>66671935
150 gram beefsteaks, are you a woman or a woman?
>>66671805
they eat burger with penis :D bög
>>66671922
>being this beta
https://twitter.com/PenguinBrain/status/718237124798062593/video/1
>>66671862
>teemu you must play defense and skate hard
>no bruce : DDDDD
>>66671980
>Yuropooians flopping
why are you surprised m8?
>>66671944
>>66671962
look I'm sorry you're not able to handle a real 1 pound burger and instead settle for a child's 1/4 pounder with leaves and other things you found in your garden but it's not your fault you were born a manlet okay
>>66672019
>$2
You can get 2 burgers for that m8
>>66671980
EVERYBODY GET DOWN THERE'S A SNIP
>>66672004
he's 16 goals away from 700
defense was irrelevant to him
>>66672024
>he doesnt know you can put toppings on a "le manly big meat burger"
>he doesnt like having different flavors dancing on his tongue as he chews a juicy burg
I'm honestly sad for you lil guy
>>66672056
youre obviously a retard desperate for attention
>>66672024
you the type o nigga to put ketchup on a steak
>>66672056
>can't handle an adult sized burger
I feel bad for your wifes son
>>66672151
>proud of how much meat he can shove into his mouth
Wew lad, your wifes son must love "bonding time" with you
Any other Pongs fans genuinely concerned about the postseason after last nights game? I mean beating the Craps is great but let's be honest with ourselves, once they started the comeback the Pens were looking very intimidated.
The pdopitals figured out our transition game in the third period, and we couldn't do anything about it. After Burakovsky scored, Sully had his face buried in his hand. Kuznetsov stole the puck from Letang twice in our own zone, and nearly got two goals against us for those sins.
Overall, it looks like we can transition well when we force the opposition to make mistakes, and we really do capitalize on them often. But -- especially without Geno -- we really have difficulties scoring any other way. Once the Caps got their shit together, I truly thought it was game over for us. Not to mention the major and several other minors that we had a chance to convert on but simply couldn't.
If we do play the Rags in the first series then I don't think we'll come out on top. All they do is shut down transition games. I hope to fuck Geno is ready to go sooner than later.
>>66672181
>thinks stuffing your mouth is is how you finish an adult sized meal
manlet status: confirmed
>>66672215
It was 3-0 and Letang spent the whole game fighting off Ovie, wasn't really tying at that point desu
THERE'S ONLY ONE FUCKING GAME TODAY AND IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>>66672234
why are you so obsessed with the size of other people's meals? Do you want every to be a fat as you? Did your wife's daughter die of anorexia? I'm just trying to understand where your autism stems from TwoBh
>>66672259
knights rangers
>>66672215
I kinda agree. Watched Sullivan's post game interview this morning. He said we weren't phased after the Caps started a comeback when we visibly were. Everyone looked weak and dead tired in the third. I saw Hornqvist skate back to the bench holding one of his arms and thought he was done. They put a lot of big hits on our guys and we couldn't handle it in the third. They definitely got to us. Good thing the Rags are pretty weak right now.
Hey guys ovechkin hasn't posted his blog from Finland yet. Do you think he is OK?
>>66672238
That's the point though. It was 3-0, and then moments later it was 3-3. That team may be playing like shit right now, but we did not handle pressure well after being up. So if we get a lucky bounce goal and get cocky after that it's going to doom us
>tfw the wild get rekt first round and Torch is finally fired
Is there more likeable team than kitties?
>>66672340
they haven't blown a 2nd intermission lead all year they haven't lost a game in forever and they have had ridiculous comebacks over that span. shut the fuck up faggot
>>66672284
>implying I'm fat
6'4 240lbs
>>66672336
that would make a lot of sense desu
>>66672396
eipä ollu
>>66672389
>6'4
lmao @ ur life manlet
>>66672346
The whole sate of Minnesota is a state of cucks when it comes to sports ball though. Changing the coach won't change that.
>>66672445
>the sate of Minnesota
you mean the State of Hockey la
Which one is more popular in the Minnesota, Vikings or milds?
>>66672485
football is always more popular everywhere in this country
>>66672485
Twins because Kirby Puckett
>>66672485
Vikings used to rape little boys
>>66672485
Vikings>Wild>Twins>Timberwolve
>>66672502
>mad at rollo
>>66672371
True, but anything can happen in the playoffs and they certainly weren't prepared for that. Are all of our fans really this naive?
>>66672489
>>66672512
Really
Hockey isn't the most popular sport in the "state of hockey"?
>>66672532
No. Hockey is much more popular in Minnesota than in any other state though.
>>66672532
I don't think anyone enjoys these posts anymore
>>66672549
Crazy
>>66672551
You're a little over sensitive it was a genuine question
>>66672551
i do, in a way
the same way you enjoy seeing an old friend who you actually hate and dont enjoy seeing him at all
What happened
>>66672603
>iphone
Sweden has become the first country in the world to get a phone number.
It connects to random Swedes, so you too an talk to their vibrant and diverse community of cucks and Achmeds.
http://theswedishnumber.com/
If you are from one of the following countries you can call Sweden to a cost of a local call.
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
Norway +4781511558
>>66672630
swedes are so silly and lovable t2h
>>66672668
Ask them about muslims they freak out
>>66672668
Smug and arrogant
>>66667554
>dropping down to florida tiers of attendance jewing
desu putting the barracuda in san jose was retarted. Americans dont like hockey enough to support 2 teams and poorfags will just go to more AHL games rather than expensive NHL games
>>66672668
call and say den glider in
and they'll chimp the fuck out
I called and said Lundpads is a padbabby
>>66672485
Vikings is more watched but hockey is our main sport if that makes sense
>>66672698
>>66672745
They would most likely have no idea what you were talking about family
>>66672761
just called and said DEN GLIDER IN. the swede started crying.
>>66672761
Is that because theyre most likely muslim?
>>66672779
>>66672790
>th no relevant gold-club being cocky about hockey
>rags
>>66672761
Because Arabs don't watch hockey?
>>66672808
I MÅL IGEN
I called and guy named ibrahim started cryinh when i told him that kneelander is bust
>>66672828
VISKA TSEMPA VISKA JEE
>>66672820
rekt
>>66672873
lel it was probably the /hoc bustlander poster
Wild will beat the Stars, guaranteed
>henrik lidstrom
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y8DopCwLbK
P.K SUBBAN FOR TAYLOR HALL + DARNELL NURSE
MIKE CONDON FOR ANTHONY DUCLAIR
JULSSEN + 2016 1ST FOR FABBRI + STATSNY
PLEKS + MARKOV FOR DRAISATIL
GALCHENYUK FOR BRODIE
>>66672911
M8, if anyone was rekin' it was this guy -->>>66672790
Not the guy who just rephrased the same joke.
>>66672988
Lol, fucking nerd
>it's another ottawa throws away a better draft pick season
Why do I even bother?
>>66672603
>cantpucks
Brb killing myself
>>66672988
sick memes
Chicago is Hockeytown
>>66672988
Call and say. "Den glider in i mål igen 1995 never forget ville peltonen"
>Pongs get to the postseason cocky as fuck
>Get eliminated by the surging Islanders
>>66673104
I'm not sure they care, given they have won Olympic gold since
>>66672994
here's your reply
>>66673079
ottawa's entire existence is a blink of an eye in Toronto's depressive and exhausting cup drought saga, dont fucking say you know what it's like to be a leaf fan on my /hoc/ reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66673104
they had to sign up for this thing and none of them know shit about hockey. They all try to talk to me about nice muslims they know this is pure propaganda
>>66673133
Pongs sweep the lelanders in 5 more like.
The only thing that will stop this team is a tendie going full meme mode and the islanders don't have that.
>>66673133
>a surge is winning 3 games after getting BTFO by the pongs
>>66673189
Don't jinx it faget
>>66673189
>had one of those jerseys when I was a wee lad
fucking based logo and colors
Dear >rags,
Please gib 2 points tomorrow. It will cuck the broons out of the ploffs, you won't face a hot shittsburgh first round, everybody wins. Plus a rags and cats first round would be neat. Don't be a dick.
t. the wings
>>66673189
lol you're a fucking retard. If you take away their transitions and odd-man rushes then they have nothing. The Penguins can't set up and score, otherwise their PP numbers would be much better. Last night they blew their second intermission lead for the first time all season long against an uninspired team. The Pongs are coming down from their high whether you like it or not.
>>66673394
>The Penguins can't set up and score
do you even watch hockey? they have some of the best offensive zone forechecking right now
>otherwise their PP numbers would be much better
good evidence
>Last night they blew their second intermission lead for the first time all season long
this is not true, they won. that is the statistic that they have won every game with a lead then
>The Pongs are coming down from their high whether you like it or not.
you seem very upset
>>66673295
Rags resting a bunch of players. Long as wings don't gift the game, should be fine
>>66672630
If you call when the Senators are on the PK you probably have a good chance of talking to Karlsson
>>66673438
Offensive zone forechecking will ensure you get the puck back in the offensive zone, but that doesn't mean you can still efficiently set up plays. That could imply you lose the puck a ton in the offensive zone, but you're decent at getting it back.
>>66673599
again youre not watching the games you are stupid. youre very upset and keep saying things that are incorrect
>>66673733
So you're just going to hurl insults instead of actually telling me why I'm wrong? Gotcha. Keep living your delusion.
>>66673765
I told you here and you ignored it >>66673438
>>66673778
I presented my rebuttal here and you deflected it>>66673599
It's going to take the Blackhawks some creative trading and drafting to dig out of the hole they are making for the next 5+ years.
>panarin will be due big bucks
>bickell's contract
>shaw is a pending free agent unless cap space is made
>traded picks for ladd; a rental
>hossa is slowing down and still has ~5 years left on his contract
>toews and kane take up 1/5 of the cap hit
>only three top defensemen and two are on the wrong side of 30
>van riemsdyke is the only quality depth d-man outside of the top 3
Bowman is has to pull some free agents or scouting genius out his ass.
>>66673887
I meant to take it off so this shit wouldn't happen.
fug me wid a benis
>>66671652
>implying it isn't this
>>66672994
Stop calling every sports show in town.
>>66673983
who /8/ here?
>>66673983
>>66673939
>>66671652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuG_CeEZV6w
>>66673983
>only need 5 to space
New Bread
>>66674087
>>66674087
>>66670885
Not putting words in your mouth, but I absolutely fuckin giggle when I hear stuff like this. People are happy to invent this perfect little box for their candidates to fit in, but won't turn around and apply this little box to everyone. So McDavid deserves a Calder because he's awesome while playing for the Oilers. Karlsson doesn't deserve a Norris even though he's awesome playing on the Sens. Right.
>>66671321
At triple the time for anything beyond a standard visit
>>66671301
All your good hockey players are belong to us
>>66672470
State if not winning hockey 2beH
