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PIT:Beau Bennett won't play against Capitals
ARI:Martin Hanzal (UBI) is done for the season
WAS:Nicklas Backstrom (UBI) is ready to return
DET:G Jimmy Howard posts shutout in big victory
EDM:Taylor Hall gets 3 points in venue farewell
MON:Habs' Lindgren to debut Thursday vs. Carolina
STL:Brian Elliott (hand) says he's OK for Thurs.
DET:Detroit turns to Howard for Wed. vs. Flyers
TB:Victor Hedman uncertain for next 2 games
MON:P.K. Subban won't play Thursday and Saturday
MON:Carey Price won't play in last two games
WPG:Blake Wheeler scores OT winner vs ANA
>>66658926
Dog
>>66658944
I really, really like this post
what did he mean by this?
t-time for another playoff disappointment
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE START OF THE GOLDEN AGE OF /HOC/!
Letang and Ovie don't seem to like each other
Christ almighty wongs.
>Letting Condra score on you
Honestly New Jersey, you should feel ashamed.
>>66658979
I think it's because Letang is made of glass and Ovi has the IQ of a rock
Morgue Square Garden over here
>miss the first minute
>already winning
I'm not really paying attention to this game I'm not gonna make a gamethread
>>66658926
Hi /hoc/! How does your face look when you watch the Dallas Stars win the Stanley Cup this year? I hope good!
2016 stanly cup playoffs according to most recent EA sports NHL16 simulation.
>>66659066
>this is a 10/10 in dallas
>Detoilet
>>66659083
is that seguin with a beard on the right
>Wongs
>Flylels
Why is the East so meme?
>>66659083
a little dark but looks like he'd make a good fieldworker
>>66659080
missing a winner in the east quarters
>Nylander
Thank you Sweden.
>>66659109
pittsburg over ny
my bad
>>66659083
>2 nig nogs, a tranny and an amish neckbeard
absolutely disgusting
>>66659015
and then you are losing to the Waffles. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKA!
>philly
Discuss.
>>66659173
north dakota is the real state of hockey
>>66659173
north dakota needs a team but has no people to support it. even if the whole state showed up their stands would only be half full.
>Expect vote of confidence for Therrien
JUST
U
S
T
>>66659131
it even failed at being the biggest meme, Florida should be in the ECF for a bigger meme
>>66658954
Embracing chicano cuisine and culture
>>66659229
>>66659229
>>66659229
flylels/laffs
>>66659215
I really hope not f@m
>>66659236
>The most irrelevant game of the night
heh
>select all pies
>forces me to select pizzas
what the literal fuck is this shit
NYLANDER
Y
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A
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D
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>>66659454
YES
that faggot helped me win the /hoc/ fantasy league with muh injuries
Does the east really deserve 8 playoff spots?
Am I the only one who thinks Laine is gonna be better than Pulju? I think puljujarvi will be better in his own end, but Laine is gonna be a superstar. His shot reminds me so much of joe sakic its scary
>>66659500
Tbh it should be top 16 in the league, then divvy it up by regions
>>66659505
Laine will probably be better goal scorer but Pulju's ability to skate(6'4 Larkin) will cause nigthmares for defenders when he gets more muscle.
>>66659515
>west turns into the california division
>>66659500
>8th spot in the east
91 points
>8th spot in the west
87 points
>>66659515
so they deserve more than 8? carolina is now battling for a playoff spot then lel
>>66659505
Depends if you value a shooter over a 2 way forward. Is ovechkin more valuable than bergeron?
>>66659505
Don't most of the rankings have Laine ahead or did that change?
>>66659528
West will be Cali, Vegas and Arizona
>>66659552
he literally posted what the mainstream consensus is
Is there any hope at all that the Caps don't get shutout?
>>66659552
that's true, there's been even chatter about Laine being 1st because of how great he's playing atm. But Pulju will provide the best memes.
>>66659583
Its been said a million times a center is in higher demand than a winger.
>>66659214
tbph the only North Dakota town that cares a lot is Grand Forks.
Fargo has Bison fever and so they aren't near Grand Forks tier.
And western NoDak is the Wild west and they just care about the paycheck and prostitutes.
But to be fair UND sells out their arena (best rink in the world tbfrank) and they seat 12k. The Xcel Energy Center seats 17k
Mfw the Hawks win the cup for a second year in a row instilling they are the only dynasty in the NHL and the last.
>tfw you have a friend born and raised in texas but he is a bandwagon blackhawk fan instead of enjoying one of the most entertaining teams in the league
>>66659611
>implying the Kings won't win it again
the cycle needs to continue
>>66659602
yeah that's why it's been "chatter". Matthews will be 1st whether it's the right choice or not.
>>66659639
well lets not get ahead of ourselves, matthews is considerably better than both
Post your dankest /hoc/ memes
>caps will not win another game this regular season
>last 2 digits show how many playoff games they win
>>66659679
He isn't considerably better, he is C with more NHL-ready game. That is why he will go 1st even though Laine might be just as good
>>66659679
he sure hasn't shown it
>>66659611
If only everyone could cheat the cap.
>Bickell got called up from Rockford
OH DEAR GOD WHY
>>66659681
This is at least my latest OC. Literally a half an hour in MSPaint
>>66659704
getting swept second round sounds about right
>>66659704
>Caps getting swept in the second round
will they ever make it to the final?
>>66659704
>4 wins total
Yeah I'd say sweeping Boston/Philly and then getting BTFO seems pretty likely.
>>66659718
so when are you going to give Pokka a chance?
>>66659730
matt cullen hat trick watch
>>66659732
they already did, got swept
they're not trying anymore
>Can't stop Cullen
If Holtby wins any kind of award, it's an absolute disgrace.
>>66659737
Kinda shocked he didn't get a shake when Keith got ban hammered and Seabrook was out sick. I'm gonna guess next year
>>66659730
>no hips
>pens lacking depth at center also
Nice graph, would pierre again
Fucking goons
Does the Eastern Conference have a chance to win the Cup this year since their best team can never make it past the second round?
What team can even compete with any team from the Central division?
Hey Flyera
could ya tie it up
Leafs are trying to tank here
>>66659766
shouldn't you be complaining about losing to the laffs right now
>>66659771
With the playoff structure, the Central has to go through the Central, which is going to be a fucking gauntlet. If the Hawks make it out of the 2nd round, they'll have to beat both the Blues and the Stars. The only hope is that the team that hits the 3rd round will be so tired that they can't compete.
>>66659771
The Penguins went full autismo when Malkin died, they could be pretty good.
Hawks/Kings should still win in like 5 though.
>>66659822
>TFW when both Western Conference teams get another nine day break this year before the WCF
>>66659710
Neither of them are in the nhl so enough with your countrymen bias. Matthews right now is better and projected to be better.
>>66659841
>TFW
faggot
>>66659855
maybe he was trying to emphasize tfw
>>66659853
one time they played against the same level in the WJC the finnish duo outplayed him. How do you get to say that he's much better? Sounds like bias to me.
>>66659718
BIG BOY BICKELL. It's gonna be awful, lad.
Is Boston gonna do it bros?
>>66659876
>playing on a superior team means youre better
Not quite
>wongs shitting the bed
>flyers getting dunked by the laffs
>>66659869
maybe he was trying to emphasize how big of a faggot he is
>NO GOAL
>FLYERS
CMON YA CUNTS FIGURE IT OUT
The Capitals need a new goaltender next year.
>>66659811
It puzzles the fuck out off me, I've been a flyers fan since NHL97 and I only know one other finnish person who is a flyers fan. In here seems that every finn is a flyers fan.
Holy fucking penguins
>>66659876
Sure the finnish league is better than the swiss, but mathews is fucking tearing it up, he's probably the best player in the league
>>66659934
B-but holbeast!!11 V-vezina?!?!
why are the Mild players and staff so delusional?
>>66659937
it is pretty funny how it works out here it seems like all the swedes are wongs fans here too. the pens used to have one of each but the swede doesn't post much this year
>>66659956
It the state that believes that 11 year olds can consent sexually, why are you surprised?
>>66659956
They have to chant their mantra. "the state of hockey" at least 4 times per hour. You ever watch a wild broadcast? Its like mind control, man.
>>66659942
NLA is still going and Matthews is spending his summer holidays.
>WONGS BTFO
>Getting BTFO by the Bruins
why
>>66659895
Pregame just had an interview with him, and he was all gung ho IM GOING TO PROVE I BELONG HERE! He fucking better, that asshole is making $4 million a year
have fun with the pongs islels
>Prince scores on the king
>rags
>>66660005
>>66659985
>>66659982
HERE COMES THE MEMEBACK
>>66659981
Hockey is a team sport in case you forgot.
>>66659636
kongs will lose to ducks in round 2
Post yfw crosby cucks ovechkin out of a cup again
>muh powerplay goals
Don't fight it
>mfw we're the best but STILL getting cucked
>>66659977
what
>>66659452
Pizzas ARE a kind of pie, you numbnuts. Cheese pies. With toppings.
>W7 streak now going to be W8
Jesus fuck the pongs are unstoppable
>>66660059
Losses at this point don't count though
>>66660036
matthews seems to have bad luck with team whether it's CHL,WJC or NLA...
On the other hand the finnish duo seem to be very lucky..
>>66660041
>good game kid, its the curse of the calder
>>66660059
the best don't get cucked m8
>>66659721
>We need a blow dryer at the goalie's locker, STAT!
>>66660087
They've gotten blown out by the Pens constantly this season. They would have lost whether it counted or not.
>>66660081
Somehow they learned how to score again
>>66660119
Because they finally have a coach who isn't fucking shit and can do the important job of tard wrangling. Pens biggest problem was them being undisciplined.
>>66660027
>MEMEBACK
here we go
>>66660060
It's a meme, you must be new
>>66660112
Just saving strats for the playoffs :^) regular season games are honeypot games :^)
who else /readyfordisappointment/
>Flylels
>>66660163
shoo reddit
>>66660163
me m8
Lundshit is fucking done
I think the Panthlels got this
>>66659972
Yeah, Detroit is to swedes what Minnesota is to finns.
Though rags and tampon bay seem to be popular among swedes as well
>>66660134
>>66660187
>Rags
nice job not getting shutout craps
>>66660101
>2 players are better than 1
Holy shit I had no idea
Weiner dogs playing hockey; cute!
>Laffs ruining the Flyers chances and their shot at the first overall
Loving every laff
>>66660231
???
top kek this rags / isles game with both teams trying to lose
>>66660203
>/sp/ got 904 posts the last hour
yeah thats gonna be another half hour
everyone be ready to spam /hoc/ memes in here in about 30 minutes
>>66660259
they scored a point. are you even watching?
>that ridiculous dive by ovenchicken
why does literally every team turn into classless goons when the play the pens?
>implying some scriptkiddie isn't going to get the satanic get
>>66660268
whoa I'm drunk. by 30 minutes I obviously meant 3-6 hours. just in time for posting to die down way too much and 8gag or some dive grass euro will steal it
>>66660284
I bet it will be peru
>>66660301
>>66660284
Can /hoc/ meme up another shitpost for it?
>>66660273
I'm drunk and didn't see the "not" part of the post
>>66660284
big gets are hard to script kiddie because /sp/ still has some legion that fight against it. in the few minutes before the get just sage your posts and it fucks with them. thats why 8ch kept being OFF BY ONE
>>66660278
>the least classy franchise in the NHL is the penguins
hurrr everyone is mean to us
>>66660284
>scriptboogieman
don't exist
>>66660278
hes making fun of crosby
>>66660348
lmao sure
>>66660325
perkele better be the get.
everyone spam perkele at the time of the gettening
can shitsburgh fans go one game without whining
serious question
has anybody witnessed such a thing?
>flylels will let the broons in the playoffs by losing to the laffs
top kek m8s
Darren Dreger Verified account
@DarrenDreger
As suggested on TSN's Insider Trading, expect Marc Bergevin to confirm Michel Therrien's return as Habs coach either on wknd or next week
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66660059
looks like someone turned on that chicks vibrating panties
>>66660411
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop saying this!
>we already know this is what was going to happen
North Dakota vs. Denver
Who you faygots got?
>>66660373
well you'd whine too when the other team literally just skates around trying to (often successfully) injure your players
>>66660447
>Most habs fans are retarded enough to think that it's muh injuries
>Don't realize how fucking shit a system is if it falls apart THAT hard without Price's elite goaltending
kokokokokokoko
>>66660373
hey babe there is one annoying faggot that I don't like. stop trying to color us all that way or I'll do the same for the islels
just fucking hand the stan lee to the penguins right now, its fucking over
is Ferraro the best commentator?
Is this Bettman nigger really going to put a team in Las fucking Vegas?
>>66660469
the isles would have to get fans first family
>>66660486
>NFL fans probably think they have the worst commissioner
If only they knew the true horror.
>>66660486
are there any other sport teams in the vegas?
>>66660486
They already have a stadium built and functional, it's a huge tourist hotspot, and has a metro population of 2,000,000. It being in a desert doesn't make it as shit as you assume.
>>66660486
it's not Bettman's fault the owners want a new and cool vacation spot to watch their teams play
>>66660503
That topic sounds like it'd make a good thread of its own.
>>66660465
>not knowing I know the system is shit
trust me, >we know and the silver lining to the horrible shit season was Therrien would most likely get canned at the end of the season
lol even the caps announcers were laughing at ovie's dive
>>66660469
yeah that one guy accounts for the pongs being universally viewed as a whiny goon team
I don't give a fuck what you do babe
>>66660503
NFL fans get butthurt at Goodell's interference with ruleshit and btfo'ing franchises like the Saints and Pats, but he turns a huge profit
NHL fans have to deal with Bettman trying to ruin the entire league as a collective
Blues/Hawks thread ?
>>66660511
Not major league stuff, that's the only reason why it might work. The only competition is the night life and the people who actually live there and have normal jobs don't go to casinos and shit so they might want something to do.
>>66660511
no cuz its the mecca of gambling. nhl wants to be the first and attract an nba team and shit
>>66660527
every team is universally viewed as a whiny goon team its fucking hockey everyone is mad at everyone for everything all the time
how do playoffs work
>LUNDSHIT PULLED AGAIN
seriously put him out of his misery, it's starting to get sad
>>66660551
>everyone is mad at everyone for everything all the time
We are all Vegeta.
>>66660527
>universally viewed as a whiny goon team
lol not any more than any other team
seriously faggot
>>66660581
>KING WITH NO RINGS
>>66660545
>>66660551
you would think that it attracts some tourists. Atleast tourists from europe living in hockey countries probably will watch nhl hockey game every time they visit.
>>66660581
he's fucking done
>>66660059
pens scored 3 shit odd man goals getting outplayed like last time
>>66660555
The top 16 American teams do battle in best of 7 series. Western and eastern conference fight themselves first, ave the champion of both conferences fight for the Stanley cup, which has not been acquired by a Canadian team since 1993
>>66660581
it's over for him. this was brutal season from lundqvist.
>>66660581
>Getting pulled against the fucking Islels
HOW
>rags
>>66660624
oh thanks. why are there Canadian flags in this thread then?
>>66660600
>pongs fan says pongs aren't goons
lel
>>66660606
thats part of the gameplan. tourism is so huge there that flights are cheap and they're definitely gonna do package deals with 2 nights+ a hockey game and shit like that. its gonna be sad to be on that team when half the arena is always an away fan
>>66660606
>>66660611
imagine how brutal it will be when the pads will be smaller.
>>66660647
name one goon currently on the penguins
they're one of the least goonish teams in the nhl right now
casual
>it's a Melrose and Butchie episode
Fucking BASED
>>66660652
like .900 bad I'd say
>>66660647
How quickly they forget they employed Matt "Target Your Knee" Cooke for years
>>66660647
slovak please stop arguing with the retard. yes the pens used to be the pongoons but they got rid of those faggots
>>66660673
>neal at the same time
I miss guys like mark recchi they would just hit shit and not be faggots. at least cooke tried to be less faggoty while he was in pittsburgh while neal still does his bullshit
Drouin scored
so how will the 2017 work because of the expansion? Will the good finns be potentially picked by expansion teams?
>>66660673
cooke joined the pens as one of the pestiest pests in the nhl
when he left they changed his game to non-pest with more points than penalty minutes
you can't win
>>66660744
Kid hasn't looked that happy in six months.
>>66660746
>mfw Las Vegas Khans win Stan Lee Bowl in 2018 with unbeatable Laine-Puljujärvi duo
>>66660746
>good
>finns
>>66660746
>Finns
>Good
I wasn't aware there were such things. I think Binland is trying to meme us lads.
>>66660678
they had downie last year and he was a galactic faggot
it's not my fault the reputation is there, you can ask anyone you want
DICKINSON SCORES IN HIS FIRST NHL GAME!
1-0 STARS!
>>66660744
Wow look at that. When your stupid faggot meme coach is forced to give him decent ice time with real linemates he does something.
ps. Cooper is a fucking shit coach
>>66660796
>>66660746
finns will be drafted this year, if the expansion happens you have to worry about aho
>>66660809
I didn't deny it but at least this year they're gone. I didn't like them either
>CRYERS
>>66660823
>dickinson
shouldn't he play for the wild?
>playoffs on the line
lol
>>66660842
top kek
>>66660847
>floyers
loving
every
laugh
>>66660842
Heh, nope. Jason Dickinson, 20 yrs old, drafted 29th overall by Dallas in 2013.
Jesus christ phil "cardio" kessel looked like he was gonna pass out after 45sec shift on PP. I've no idea how the guy is in the NHL
>>66660838
yeah i know but i was talking about 2017 draft. Will the expansion teams pick first automatically?
>>66660837
You're a retard. He was shit on the bolts so they wanted to develop him in the AHL. He plays in the AHL, gets some confidence and can play well, just like cooper wanted
>>66660809
downie was not a popular signing here nor was he a popular player
pens game is entirely built on speed this year
they aren't even retaliating to questionable hits, like the one on bonino this game
the best opponents can hope for is grabbing them without drawing a penulty
>>66660887
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Enjoy getting bounced in round 1 because Cooper is a shit coach who can't adjust.
>>66660875
yes almost certainly.
>>66660893
>responding to slovakian flyers cuck
m8...
>>66660797
>>66660800
there are Vesalainen, Tolvanen and Vaakanainen in the 2017 draft. They are pretty promising.
End 1st.
DAL 1 - 0 COL
>>66660581
>rags
>>66660918
lel, you're adorable
I see the bandwagon is in town just in time for the playoffs
>>66660918
he's an islanders fan
>>66660678
>mfw the Bruins traded a third round pick for Rinaldo for some reason and then stuffed him in the AHL to die
>mfw i have no face
>>66660967
>stuffed him in the AHL to die
More like he got suspended for being a goon.
Then got sent down to the AHL
Then got suspended in the fucking AHL for being a goon.
And then they deaded him.
>>66660678
>matt greene, los angeles
>3% of the vote for dirtiest player
has he even played this year kongs?
>>66660918
>slovakian flyers cuck
lol i could sense faggotry from him
>>66660964
what was he last week?
>>66660893
>downie was not a popular signing here nor was he a popular player
that's relevant how exactly? doesn't make the team any less dirty
>Detoilet
>>66661010
>>66660994
he's always been an islanders fan please fuck off. You were not here as a pens fan in the beginning of the year and youre making me hate myself for being associated with you
>there are """"""""""people""""""" who think jimmy howard isn't an absolute shit meme goaler
>there are """"""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""" who thought cuckadelphia would actually make the playoffs
Does anyone watch the frozen four? (College hockey)
>>66661037
>playing the same goalie in a back to back
shit coach
>>66661029
shut up faggot you're not even from Pittsburgh
I've been going to games since the late 80's
>>66661049
I watched the original frozen, was pretty gud. Especially the music :D
>>66661049
Here
Go Denver, fuck chubs
>>66661071
what? what happened to mehrazek?
>flyers choking
>wings choking
>rangers choking
>caps choking
A Vancouver Canucks fan is taking the team to court after allegedly being injured by a flying puck.
Wayne Chi was watching the Canucks play the Anaheim Ducks at Rogers Arena on April 7, 2014 when a puck soared off the ice and hit him in the head, according to a lawsuit filed in B.C. Supreme Court this week.
Chi, a Richmond resident, said he suffered serious injuries to his forehead, neck and back, as well as headaches, nausea and dizziness, and that he’s still being affected years later.
>Loving
>Every
>Laugh
>>66661049
Usually
>>66661071
I've seen other goalies do it man, this season even
>>66661098
Underused, that's what
>Carle and Drouin leading Tampa into the playoffs
What kind of fucking twilight zone am I living in?
>>66661098
the shitposting got to him. look at this shit
>>66661140
I remember the time when Pavelec was supposed to be a future perennial vezina contender
mrazek on the right track
>Caps in charge of chocking
>>66661133
>carle
He's still looked like shit
>>66661183
topkek
>>66661192
He's looked better than in the past. That's the saddest part.
ANDREW MACDONALD JUST SCORED HIS FIRST NHL GOAL OF THE SEASON
>>66661183
>game doesn't matter
>tie it up late
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
just look at the players nobody gives a fuck just end it
>>66661244
there have been 0 checks for like 5 minutes. fuck you stupid russian for tying it up
go kings go
pens still haven't lost a game going into the 3rd with the lead
>>66661276
they don't give a fuck. they're playing for OT since it guarantees them 2nd spot in the east
>>66661293
the only massive cock around here is Canadian mounty cock
@StapeNewsday
Tavares empty netter ices it. #Isles sweep season series from #NYR for first time ever.
Thank you Sweden
>>66660897
>shit coach who can't adjust
Seems strangely familiiar...
>>66660874
>8(eight) million a year
>>66659721
Did he pee himself?
LAFFS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU CHOKE THIS AWAY
Pooin for first star
>rags
>>66661304
still win for momentum
i haven't forgiven the caps for this game
most awful experience I've ever had at a sporting event
lmao at letang running away from Ovie, he knew he was gonna be annihilated if the touched the puck there
>>66661372
Hey, Citrus Cooler Gatorade(TM) is good stuff, man.
>Avs trying to injure Stars players
Why is Colorado such shit hole?
>>66660992
He played the first two games iirc
I'm dizzy
>>66661433
Le Roy's patented edginess is trickling down to his team, apparently.
>>66660992
Maybe like one game
>>66661315
LUBO IS THAT YOU???
>>66661433
Why do Stars fans think they have a legitimate chance at a cup? Mysteries of the universe Juan Pedro.
lol sid the kid
chicken is done turn off the oven
>>66661526
lubo doesn't have the mental facilities to use a keyboard anymore
PENS
PENS
SID
SID
>>66661527
why do canadians believe their teams have a legitimate chance at the playoffs?
SIDGOAT GOATSBY
see you around, casp
>>66661527
Why do Canadians still post in /hoc/ when their teams are not relevant?
JOBENN SCORES A PPG DURING 5 ON 3 TIME!
3-0 STARS!
>THE SHITTY OF WHOREONTO
>>66661558
Don't make me feel feels
>>66661594
>Jordie scoring, again.
I'm scurred /hoc/ hold me
>>66661629
>feels like the universe might implode
GOD DAMN IT LAFFS YOU FUCKING USELESS SHITS
>toronto
>a fucking leaf
Greater Toronto Are nuked when?
>"Crosby is done"
>"Crosby is done"
>"Crosby is done"
>"CROSBY IS DONE"
>"Crosby is done"
>"Crosby is done"
>"Crysby is done"
>/hoc/
>laffs
>>66661585
Why do Mexicans even post at all? Or do I not know of the pure perfection that is Mexican hockey?
>Crosby coming through in the clutch
How do you stop the penguins? Put fleury in the net?
>>66661594
Why are you so excited about beating up on a team that's given up on life
>>66661652
>relying on the laffs for anything good
>Of all the possible players it had to be that faggot Crosby
Capitals can't even lose right.
>>66661609
played in the khl this year so at least he retired on his terms
Pulock will be the next Visnovsky
>mfw Detroit still hasnt clinched and actually has to try and win this Saturday
Thats it bros we did, We got away from Pittsburgh and Washington's side of the bracket
>>66661665
Caps will stop them in playoffs :^)
>No Malkin
>No Fluery
>No Maata
14 OF 15
O
F
1
5
>>66661667
I just like seeing my team score. Oh, and if you don't like my verbal celebration here, make me a game thread, woman!
>Karlsson has most points by a Swedish defenseman since Lidstrom in 06
Wow what an accomplishment, I guess the only real difference between the two is that Lidstrom's team was actually in the playoffs
>>66661702
Ebin :^)
who /home ice/ here?
>>66661712
>verbal
They're words on a screen, no one is talking
>>66661724
doesn't that make it even more impressive
>>66661663
We are coming for you faggot even now more then ever since you have opened the door to Mexican to go to Canada with out a visa
>>66661724
And Lindstrom was actually a defenceman
>>66661739
>not knowing how 4chinz works
Lurk moar, newfag!
>Filthy
Reminder that Ovechkin has 0 (zero) points against the Penguins this year
>nhl killing streams on one of the most important days of the season
>>66661774
He also has 0 (zero) cups
>>66661774
he also has 0 (zero) appearances in the Eastern final
>>66661724
Lidstrom was GOAT defenseman, Karlsson is a good 1st line winger that is allowed to play 30 minutes every night
So Detroit just need to beat the rags in regulation or OT and they're guaranteed a spot right?
>>66661678
god i hope so
vis was the man
>floyers
Thank you based boston for setting up the flyers so us pongs can blow them out of the playoffs
>>66659028
I don't. You were playing against our AHL affiliate. Not that the ownership will pay much more for their NHL counterpart.
>>66661828
>>66661798
>>66661774
ECF after this season: 1
SC after this season: 1
Points against Pens this season: 10-12 in playoffs
>rags
Have the Wings won a single game in the second day of a two-in-a-row all year?
>>66661837
yes
i love watching the replay of the fans' reactions around the glass when their team gives up the game winning goal
>>66661866
>craps
>being good in ploffs
pick one
>>66661866
>mongol delusion
crosby>>>>le one time powerplay man
>>66661678
He's got a shot that can rival Rocket's, but he worries me defensively sometimes. Still years better than Reinhart ever looked. Will Pelech be good to go? I didn't think he was terrible.
>>66661849
>yinzers in charge of knowing how seeding works
If the Flyers make it they'd face the Caps
>you will get to witness the based Penguins help cuck negroedelphia out of the playoffs
can the broons still make the playoffs
>>66661933
pens play cryers Saturday and can end their playoffs chances with a win
>>66661933
>you in charge of reading comprehension
>>66661945
yes
>>66661849
>Cole season debut
>Pens stamp out the flyers playoff hopes
>comfy as fuck 3rd masters coverage
Holy fuck, Saturday setting up for the goat sports day.
>>66661933
flyshits won't make the playoffs because they're not getting any points against the pens and the isles you black asshole
LMFAO @ philthy
>>66661933
he's talking about eliminating them from playoff contention when they play on saturday you silly
>>66661907
>previous years matter :^) all germans are still nazis, right?
>>66661909
Goals win games, not crying to refs, diving and mememoves. Ovie will be the most significant player of his generation historically.
>>66661874
>october 10 (second game of year)
>october 24
>october 31
>november 21
LONG ASS GAP
>april 2
do you even watch hockey?
>>66661933
I meant we get to beat them so they dont make the offs.
Though if philly beat the caps in the first round it would be hilarious.
>>66661945
If they win and the Wings or Philly lose (Philly must win both of their games if the Bruins win on Saturday)
They can also get in if they lose and Philly loses both their final games
ANAHEIM ISN'T EVEN A REAL CITY FUCK OUTTA THE KKK LITERALLY LIVES THERE IT'S 2016 JESUS CHRIST THE ANGELS DO NOT PLAY IN LOS ANGELES WHO ARE U FUCKING KIDDING
>>66661947
Only if the Bruins and Red Wings get a point
>>66661954
>Ovie will be the most significant player of his generation historically.
hahahahahahaha wew lad
>>66661358
those are tears lol
>>66661932
he doesn't worry me really, I think he's been having great games for a guy who doesn't even have 20 games played
Pelech has been working out for several weeks, he's got a week to skate, he'll be good
now that Strait is out Capuano is forced to play superior players
just literally sit everyone for the last 2 games, everybody's too injured
>>66661987
Crosby=Forsberg
Ovie=Hull
who was more significant historically
>>66661933
>>66661952
>>66661953
>>66661948
>>66661947
>all of you in charge of math
flyers can still make the playoffs if the bruins lose and we beat the isles on sunday
>>66662015
>we
>being a philthy negroid shitstain
>actually believing you'll be the isles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66662014
crosby is on mario and waynes level, mongol
>>66662015
>we
>>66662015
>we
which position you play senpai?
>>66662032
That's an insult to both of them you delusional fag
is bo "le score but don't defend man" any good, Canucks fans?
>>66661049
>Hockey Least
>>66662015
this
not even a flyers fan but you guys are retarded if you think the bruins can beat ottawa
>the shity of bombston fucking everything up
hope bergeron gets a concussion desu senpai
>>66662015
>philly and claud girwho beating the islanders
Dream on
>>66662032
>being this delusional
Canadian mass psychosis everyone
>>66662032
Lemieux and Gretzky would average at least 130-140 points a season if they played today
>>66662049
>>66662066
>>66662079
>mad at elite talent
>>66662064
they're going to.
scrn capped btw.
>>66662089
don't overdo it
>>66662007
True, but the inexperience shows a couple times each game. Today, his positioning along the blueline on the PP was ridiculous, but the rags were phoning it in at that point.
Would have been nice to take the cake walk to the conference finals. I suppose we could tank the last two games yet.
>>66662090
>not including his 0 ppg in games he missed
the fact still is that Ovie has more points and way way more goals than sid. Also there are 1.7 assists given out for every goal on average, so even if they were tied Ovie is MVP
LGTSS
>RAGS
>>66662073
stay classy ya stinky melted cheese smelling no championship having drunken hovel of rats
>>66662090
>average 0.5 ppg less
>on the same level
>>66662119
>Finland choking on a Russians cock
colour me surprised
all philly has to do is win one of their two games and they're in. bombston can't beat the senaturds, pittsburgh has nothing to play for, and the islanders are going to be set on seeding because the rags blow
fucking idiots, you are literally retarded if you think the flyers will lose both games
>>66662089
>>66662089
adjusted for era, crosby is the only player close to those two.
gretz 1.66
lemieux 1.6
crosby 1.5
>>66662119
>this grasping at straws
I don't know what I expected, but I expected better than this.
>>66662149
Sweeping philly is something to play for
>>66662137
>I don't understand goal scoring eras
what a fucking retard.
Jason Brough
@JasonPHT
The Leafs screw the Flyers, the Bruins and themselves on the same night. Impressive.
Top lel.
>>66662089
lemieux would cry about the level of physicality and force the league to change the rules to suit him better and gretzky would get broken in two by gudas or someone within 2-3 seasons. hockey players are athletes now m8 they don't chain smoke between periods and drink beer all summer like when those old fags played
>>66662163
maybe to fans but considering how injured the pongs have been all year they're not going to risk it and would be retarded to do so.
>>66662139
>Can't debunk my argument so attacks me personally
>>66662155
>Can't debunk my argument so says the argument is stupid
>>66662181
>gudas ever landing a check on gretzky
no way he gets hit by one of gudas's slow as fuck hip checks
>>66662196
>i-if you change the stats completely for no reason my argument makes sense
cancer
>>66661960
thanks for looking that up for me lel
>>66662222
checked
>>66662215
gretzky would be considered a well below average skater in the game right now.
>>66662222
Double quads checked for the leafmeister.
>>66662222
>dubquads
Binland confirmed for cancer
>>66662181
If Gretzky or Lemieux became pro players in this era, they'd be different players, having been shaped by the type of league in which they played in their formative years. Their skill and dedication to the game, though, would likely be the same. Saying they wouldn't still be a dominant force based upon those factors is foolish. You're not thinking as critically as you think you are.
>>66662194
you might be forgetting all the stupid shit flyers have said about the penguins in the media the past few years
Oh... Hey..
>>66662264
like what? post links i wanna kek
>>66662257
Jagr in his prime in the modern era would have been ridiculous.
can someone make a Kings ducks thread
>>66662286
how is based boeser looking?
>>66662264
as if professional athletes are going to give a fuck about that shit instead of looking forward to the playoffs in an incredibly weak East
the pongs and islels have literally nothing to play for and the idea that the flyers wont win at least one game is fucking laughable
>>66662298
Imagine Lindros with the crackdown on headshots
>>66662149
you're objectively wrong. retry the arithmetic and reread the rules. if boston wins its last game and detroit wins its last game, philly will need points in both games they have left. det and bos both have them beat in row rn as well.
Hey philthy, where was your precious ghostfag? Oh right, on the bench because he's a glorified PP specialist
>Suddenly barking on my stream during intermission
>Dog OP
Post puppers?
>>66662348
I'm salty as fuck about the Wild pissing down their leg and taking a meme swede over a good ol Minnesota boy.
Dude beat Parise and Toews rookie goal records with like 8 games to play.
I'm not going to get gung-ho Canuckbro but I'm going to tell you this. He will be T.J. Oshie tier at absolute minimum.
I hope he plays 1st line next season with the Sedins.
>>66662257
you're moving the goal posts and also you have no idea if either of their bodies could handle that level of training, its conjecture at best.
>>66662353
youre literally arguing that professional athletes aren't going to try just cuz. at the same time you are arguing that the flyers are only going to make the playoffs because they have the benefit on playing teams that think they're worthless.
what a great team
Fucking hell Canada.
>>66662447
ahahHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAh
>>66662390
read again, bombston has 0 chance of beating the senators.
>>66662391
Had an assist on the game tying goal m8
>>66662503
they just beat them in december. ottawa also just blew a 3 goal lead.
why is philly's entire strategy LOL YOUR TEAM IS MORE SHIT THAN MINE
>>66662257
You're assuming that if you took those players in their prime and put them in the league now that they wouldn't do as well. That may be, but that's unrealistic. I'm saying that if these players were *born later*, and grew up playing the type of game that is played now, they'd probably still be dominant. We're both speculating.
>>66662406
I hope you're right. I need a reason to watch this faggot team
ducks kongs thread?!?!!?!?!?
>>66662503
i think that they will based on how they played tonight, but i know they've been on a losing streak lately as well. we'll see i guess. i think it's going to be tough for philly to make it, and i don't think they will.
>>66662588
who the fuck cares game
>>66662526
And they still lost. I thought he was supposed to be elite at 3x3
>>66662588
check the catalog, it's there.
>>66662550
because bombston, the wongs, and the flyers are all fucking shit
but the bombston ruins are the most shit, the wongs are already ahead of them, and the flyers will have to do very little to pass them
open your eyes m8
>>66662550
because they're philly and they can't win anything themselves
hawks vs blues playoff series will fucking suck. both teams so dull nowadays
This better be the last goddamn OT the Preds play 3v3 this year
At least they won, Yotes probably remembered to tank
>>66662447
BLOW CANADA
>>66662625
because Andrew Memedonald tripped someone and they went on the PK a minute into OT. he only got like one shift.
>>66662715
>doesn't PK
>"defenceman
Avs up to 10 shots with 12:40 left
>>66662733
he still has more OTG than anyone on your shit team
>>66662550
>just beat them
>december
>Sens are playing extremely well, only choked to the hottest team in the NHL
Literally all the Flyers have to do is win one game or even get two OT points. The Ruins will choke out and we will all have great threads laughing at how shit they are.
>Rags on suicide watch
>>66662795
>le fourth forward manlet
KINGS DUCKS THREAD
>>66662504
>>66662504
>>66662504
>>66662823
so like usually THE FLYERS ARE LESS SHIT LOOK AT US
can someone please link me to a replay of the giroux dive into the goalie?
Pic related is goals created per game stats since Sid and Ovie entered the league. I'd say they are a step ahead of everyone else. Also note that Aleksander Barkov is 10th this season, confirming his elite status
>>66663086
>Cheechoo
Is there a more meme player in NHL history?
>roommate flyers fag comes home
>ask him about how hype it was at the arena for the flyers game
>first thing he says was that if giroux got the calls crosby got they would have won
how the fuck am I supposed to talk to this retard I just wanted to talk about the fucking game
>>66663011
this?
https://twitter.com/CSNPhilly/status/718231572403593216
>>66663201
yeah thats the play but he just showed me a different angle. when I told him that for a trip to be called a trip it has to be intentional he hitme in the face. why are flyers so violent?
anyway he was trying to argue that just because the laffs skate tripped him it needs to be an automatic penalty when there was no way in hell this was supposed to be a penalty. my roommate's a jew who cares
The sad part is toronto, edmonton and vancouver are actively tanking. Ottawa, Montreal, Winnipeg and most importantly Calgary are actively trying their best. What the fuck.
>edmonton
>actively tanking
>>66663345
I'd say Edmonton and Vancouver are just shit. Toronto is the only one who built their roster purely to trade players at the deadline and tank properly.
>>66663164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EZ7dc0mv_A
donskoi lost his hands ;__;
>>66663339
your roommate sounds like a cunt, but a trip doesn't have to be intentional.
>>66663380
>field 2 Russian d men
>not a clear attempt to lose
Clearly you don't know vancouvers plans.
>that blues goal
Nice "defence" chicago
Final:
DAL 4 - 2 COL
>>66663193
If giroux impacted the game like crosby did maybe they would win as well
>blackcocks
>>66663086
>tfw post interesting advanced stats
>no one wants to have serious discussion with you they just want memes
I think I'm going to sleep now lads
>>66663545
>goals created
shitty meme stat as indicated by cheechoo's presence
>>66663494
youre right intentional is the wrong word I meant deliberate and there is no way you could say his skate motion was deliberate.
as for the roomie being a cunt I'm probably a bigger cunt but it works out well. we fight each other for pitt vs philly all the time and we break shit but aside from that its cool we've lived together awhile
>>66663568
but he was actually pretty gud player that year, I mean cmon 50 goals
>>66663501
they are just that dumb
>>66663611
He was playing with a generation talent in the post-lockout year when PPs were handed out like candy
>>66663582
im glad you found eachother
>>66663582
When's the wedding m8
lmao at Drouin scoring tonight
>>66663868
>Clots
>>66663713
>>66663797
we just did the sex and made it its ok. I told him I'm proud of him for finally hitting me since I'm bigger than him
Chris Cuthbert Verified account
@CCtsn
Game over 30 minutes ago in Ottawa and the 44 year old legend is doing resistance sprints in the hallway
Is this guy literally a fucking robot?
>>66663649
cheechoo was a legit goal scorer(not 50-goal scorer) before his knees exploded and he became slower than slow heatley
>>66663991
he must have been dropped into meldonium pool when he was a kid or something.
LETS GO BLUES
>>66663965
>statistics for gay couples and domestic violence actually back this up
>>66663376
The worst part is that they are actually trying to be good, but still can barely hit 70points. Doesn't help when the entire team needs to be built around drafted players, over paid FAs, or last chance guys like Kassian and Clendening. McDavid is the only reason I stuck around this year; I was basically ready to quit paying attention to the NHL altogether, but then the Oilers had to pull off the meme of the decade. Hopefully Chia can make some good moves this offseason and make them competitive again. Been a long time since they were even a fringe team.
>>66664066
lmao really? I'm just drunk and know that all philthy fags are fags so I hit him all the time. does he think I'm gay he never brings any girls home?
is jokipakka the most underrated defenseman in the league atm? Has played in shitty teams but managed to be plus players and chip in offensively.
William Nylander is elite
Sweden: 1
Leafs: 1
>Finland: 0 (zero)
>>66664177
>nylander is the sweden's hope to get good offensive forward
lel how have the sweden fallen.
>>66664031
I still think meldonium sounds like a nuclear fission byproduct.
>>66664209
Me too.
>>66663086
How is this stat measured exactly? I find it hard to believe that Barkov would be ahead of 'point-per-game' McDavid.
>>66664203
Finland has no hope, just alcoholism and Finnish heritage disease
>>66663164
Right up there with Semin.
>>66664264
>alcoholism
we just know how to hold our liquor unlike light-weigth americans. "let's get a buzz going" ahahahHAAHAHHAHA
>>66663164
Heatley maybe
>>66663996
Yeah, that's why he was completely shutdown by the Oilers in the playoffs.
>>66664296
You may need to check that flag again there, Ghengis
>>66663649
This. The first two seasons after the 2004 lockout should really have an asterisk beside them. The refs/Bettman have decided that what's "best for the game" is too let more hooks/grabs/slashes go since that time. I guess having two Canadian teams in the stanley cup finals will do that. Funny how the grab and hook shit is a fundamental aspect to at team like LA.
>>66663991
>resistance sprints
He must not like the bikes for cooling down.
>>66664296
I'm a degenerate alcoholic and I plan on quitting cold turkey this weekend because I haven't taken a solid shit in months. thanks to you and watching mad men it seems impossible
>>66664158
The couples with the highest incidence of domestic violence are gay couples. No joke.
What are the chances the mild beat the sturrs in the first round?
Clearly Dallas has better forwards and a much better top line. The wild have a a good defensive line with Haula and Nino but home ice advantage gives Dallas an edge.
Defensively the wild have more depth but what team doesn't. They lack the scoring Klingberg brings but Dumba could get fierce after being scratched the first time this season.
Goaltending is in the wilds favor.
>finnish goaltending
Dubnyk was mediocre until the last 20 games of the season. He was very good during the 6 game winstreak. Last year he let in a soft goal every game in the Chicago series but that may have been due to being overworked.
I'd say the series will come down to how much impact Klingberg and Seguin (coming off a heel injury) have. Versus if Dubnyk plays a solid game and depth players like Zucker, Coyle, and Haula score goals.
>>66664176
I don't know about him being the most underrated dman, but Dallas sure made a dumb trade sending him a 2nd rnd pick to Calgary for an overrated dman that won't help them in the playoffs. I've only seen him when he's played against the OIlers, but he seems to look really good in those games. Plays a sound positioning game and isn't afraid to be creative on offense, compared to other defensive dmen who always choose the safe predictable play on offense.
>>66664484
Be careful young man, you can literally die from alcohol withdrawals if you are a severe enough alcoholic. heard a story p an alcoholic who was injured in a car accident and bed ridden. Died from alcohol withdrawal not the injuries.
>jets
>>66664553
Stars are meme as fuck but they can beat the Wild. They'll lose to the first real team they play though.
LGTSS
>CrapHawks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66664264
Sound like Finland has it better off than us. All we have to look forward to is alcoholism and the promises of DUDE WEED LMAO. Hey Finland, do you guys welcome immigrants from Canada?
>>66664553
I believe Dallas wins. Mild are too bad right now. If it wasn't for Colorado's implosion they wouldn't even be in playoffs. However they got lucky not having to play Chicago or Anaheim they wouldn't stand a chance against either of those 2
>>66664581
Men I've drank 3 liters over 3 days and than stopped for a week, withdrawals or moreso hangover never lasted more than 2 days. I never felt like death but eating was hard.
>>66664628
Be a bigger cuck m8, if that's even possible.
>>66664553
Wild vs Stars or Wild vs Blues? I feel like they matchup against the Stars better tbqh.
>>66664661
Well it's important to stay safe lad, I commend your decision.
>CuckedHawks
>>66664664
>saying the truth is cuck worthy
How's Trudeua's semen tasting over there?
>shorks
>jets tied a 3-1 defecit in 1 minute
>jon3s
>SmallWeeWeeHawks
>>66664743
They're just getting you ready for the playoffs m8
>>66664715
I abstained from voting this year because all the candidates in my riding were scumbags. But the majority of people voted for him so deal with it instead of whining you plug. Prolly a habs fan
>>66664637
Well they won 6 in a row before losing 4 to teams like the sens. Getting shutout by the sharks was bad though. If they don't figure it out Saturday vs the flames they are fucked. But they beat the blues last year and swept the season series with Chicago. I really don't think Chicago has a chance this year especially with Crawford out.
The stars won the season series but the wild played like shit for parts of those games. I see them losing to the blues in the second round.
>DiarrheaHawks
>>66664767
New
>>66664581
thats what I keep telling myself.
>just a couple shots tonight so I don't die
>3/4s a bottle later...
>PukeHawks
If I make a nonshit non iphone thread will you guys post in it instead?
>>66664822
>new thread is already made
>people posting in it
>hey guys can I make another thread
what do you think
>>66664778
I don't get this??
If your diarrhea is black you are bleeding in your upper gastrointestinal tract and should seek medical help immediately. Or stop slamming pepto bismol.
>>66664771
Chicago probably beats the Blues because losing in the first round is just what the Blues do and Chicago got out of the first round last year with Crawford actively working against them and losing his job to Darling. Their defence and forward groups are too good. The wild/stars series can honestly go either way they both have a lot of talent and I wouldn't put a bet on Finnish goaltending. But I think the Stars have enough veteran presence on D (Goligoski, Odouya) and good young guys like Klingberg all while being dominant at forward. Mild have a lot of talent (Parise, Koivu, Nino, Suter) but questionable goaltending (Dubnyk is a meme I think).
>>66664850
well its just a shit image and its a fucking iphag so I probably won't post in it. why did he feel the need to make it if its going to be terrible?
>>66664887
do people even look at the op image for more than 3 seconds? who cares
>>66664800
Maybe have a specific schedule that weans off it. Like smokers do. Literally ration it until it doesn't feel like you need anymore
>>66664850
well youre not supposed to make a new general until the current one is on page 9 so this wave of newfags making them early is incredibly retarded.
the last /hoc/ is still up and now they have already migrated to a new one which is exactly the reason everyone hates generals, they get spammed and they ruin the board and nobody cares about anything but generals.
but its ok this board is shit anyway and its not this general's fault, its all generals
>>66664947
and by the last one I mean the one before this thread. there are now 3 /hoc/ threads because everyone wants to rush to make a new one because no reason
>>66664941
yeah youre supposed to do one less drink each night. however, if I take 15 shots tonight because I usually take 16 do you somehow actually think my 15 shot drunk ass isn't going to take one more?
everything goes just fine until its 10pm and I realize I'm free all day tomorrow
>>66664947
>you're not supposed to make a new one until the old one is on page 9
this is completely false
>>66665039
well generals used to be considered as bad as ylyl threads and yes that was the case otherwise they would get instantly deleted. now that every thread is a general nobody cares.
still, it makes no sense that everyone wants a new one made right away since they all find it in the catalog anyway. as I said these could all be in the same bill thread from last fucking night
who willl ultimate satan get? claim for /hoc/
for the based calgary flames
ebig
>rags
>in a wildcard
Say it with me senpai
Playoffs need to stay exactly as they are tbhfam
