PIT:Beau Bennett won't play against Capitals
ARI:Martin Hanzal (UBI) is done for the season
WAS:Nicklas Backstrom (UBI) is ready to return
DET:G Jimmy Howard posts shutout in big victory
EDM:Taylor Hall gets 3 points in venue farewell
MON:Habs' Lindgren to debut Thursday vs. Carolina
STL:Brian Elliott (hand) says he's OK for Thurs.
DET:Detroit turns to Howard for Wed. vs. Flyers
TB:Victor Hedman uncertain for next 2 games
MON:P.K. Subban won't play Thursday and Saturday
MON:Carey Price won't play in last two games
WPG:Blake Wheeler scores OT winner vs ANA
>>66658926
Dog
>>66658944
I really, really like this post
what did he mean by this?
t-time for another playoff disappointment
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE START OF THE GOLDEN AGE OF /HOC/!
Letang and Ovie don't seem to like each other
Christ almighty wongs.
>Letting Condra score on you
Honestly New Jersey, you should feel ashamed.
>>66658979
I think it's because Letang is made of glass and Ovi has the IQ of a rock
Morgue Square Garden over here
>miss the first minute
>already winning
I'm not really paying attention to this game I'm not gonna make a gamethread
>>66658926
Hi /hoc/! How does your face look when you watch the Dallas Stars win the Stanley Cup this year? I hope good!
2016 stanly cup playoffs according to most recent EA sports NHL16 simulation.
>>66659066
>this is a 10/10 in dallas
>Detoilet
>>66659083
is that seguin with a beard on the right
>Wongs
>Flylels
Why is the East so meme?
>>66659083
a little dark but looks like he'd make a good fieldworker
>>66659080
missing a winner in the east quarters
>Nylander
Thank you Sweden.
>>66659109
pittsburg over ny
my bad
>>66659083
>2 nig nogs, a tranny and an amish neckbeard
absolutely disgusting
>>66659015
and then you are losing to the Waffles. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKA!
>philly
Discuss.
>>66659173
north dakota is the real state of hockey
>>66659173
north dakota needs a team but has no people to support it. even if the whole state showed up their stands would only be half full.
>Expect vote of confidence for Therrien
JUST
U
S
T
>>66659131
it even failed at being the biggest meme, Florida should be in the ECF for a bigger meme
>>66658954
Embracing chicano cuisine and culture
>>66659229
>>66659229
>>66659229
flylels/laffs
>>66659215
I really hope not f@m
>>66659236
>The most irrelevant game of the night
heh
>select all pies
>forces me to select pizzas
what the literal fuck is this shit
NYLANDER
Y
L
A
N
D
E
R
>>66659454
YES
that faggot helped me win the /hoc/ fantasy league with muh injuries
Does the east really deserve 8 playoff spots?
Am I the only one who thinks Laine is gonna be better than Pulju? I think puljujarvi will be better in his own end, but Laine is gonna be a superstar. His shot reminds me so much of joe sakic its scary
>>66659500
Tbh it should be top 16 in the league, then divvy it up by regions
>>66659505
Laine will probably be better goal scorer but Pulju's ability to skate(6'4 Larkin) will cause nigthmares for defenders when he gets more muscle.
>>66659515
>west turns into the california division
>>66659500
>8th spot in the east
91 points
>8th spot in the west
87 points
>>66659515
so they deserve more than 8? carolina is now battling for a playoff spot then lel
>>66659505
Depends if you value a shooter over a 2 way forward. Is ovechkin more valuable than bergeron?
>>66659505
Don't most of the rankings have Laine ahead or did that change?
>>66659528
West will be Cali, Vegas and Arizona
>>66659552
he literally posted what the mainstream consensus is
Is there any hope at all that the Caps don't get shutout?
>>66659552
that's true, there's been even chatter about Laine being 1st because of how great he's playing atm. But Pulju will provide the best memes.
>>66659083
>>66659583
Its been said a million times a center is in higher demand than a winger.
>>66659214
tbph the only North Dakota town that cares a lot is Grand Forks.
Fargo has Bison fever and so they aren't near Grand Forks tier.
And western NoDak is the Wild west and they just care about the paycheck and prostitutes.
But to be fair UND sells out their arena (best rink in the world tbfrank) and they seat 12k. The Xcel Energy Center seats 17k
Mfw the Hawks win the cup for a second year in a row instilling they are the only dynasty in the NHL and the last.
>tfw you have a friend born and raised in texas but he is a bandwagon blackhawk fan instead of enjoying one of the most entertaining teams in the league
>>66659611
>implying the Kings won't win it again
the cycle needs to continue
>>66659602
yeah that's why it's been "chatter". Matthews will be 1st whether it's the right choice or not.
>>66659639
well lets not get ahead of ourselves, matthews is considerably better than both
Post your dankest /hoc/ memes
>caps will not win another game this regular season
>last 2 digits show how many playoff games they win
>>66659679
He isn't considerably better, he is C with more NHL-ready game. That is why he will go 1st even though Laine might be just as good
>>66659679
he sure hasn't shown it
>>66659611
If only everyone could cheat the cap.
>Bickell got called up from Rockford
OH DEAR GOD WHY
>>66659681
This is at least my latest OC. Literally a half an hour in MSPaint
>>66659681
>>66659704
getting swept second round sounds about right
>>66659704
>Caps getting swept in the second round
will they ever make it to the final?
>>66659704
>4 wins total
Yeah I'd say sweeping Boston/Philly and then getting BTFO seems pretty likely.
>>66659718
so when are you going to give Pokka a chance?
>>66659681
>>66659730
matt cullen hat trick watch
>>66659732
they already did, got swept
they're not trying anymore
>Can't stop Cullen
If Holtby wins any kind of award, it's an absolute disgrace.
>>66659737
Kinda shocked he didn't get a shake when Keith got ban hammered and Seabrook was out sick. I'm gonna guess next year
>>66659730
>no hips
>pens lacking depth at center also
Nice graph, would pierre again
Fucking goons
Does the Eastern Conference have a chance to win the Cup this year since their best team can never make it past the second round?
What team can even compete with any team from the Central division?
Hey Flyera
could ya tie it up
Leafs are trying to tank here
>>66659766
shouldn't you be complaining about losing to the laffs right now
>>66659771
With the playoff structure, the Central has to go through the Central, which is going to be a fucking gauntlet. If the Hawks make it out of the 2nd round, they'll have to beat both the Blues and the Stars. The only hope is that the team that hits the 3rd round will be so tired that they can't compete.
>>66659771
The Penguins went full autismo when Malkin died, they could be pretty good.
Hawks/Kings should still win in like 5 though.
>>66659822
>TFW when both Western Conference teams get another nine day break this year before the WCF
>>66659710
Neither of them are in the nhl so enough with your countrymen bias. Matthews right now is better and projected to be better.
>>66659841
>TFW
faggot
>>66659855
maybe he was trying to emphasize tfw
>>66659853
one time they played against the same level in the WJC the finnish duo outplayed him. How do you get to say that he's much better? Sounds like bias to me.
>>66659718
BIG BOY BICKELL. It's gonna be awful, lad.
Is Boston gonna do it bros?
>>66659876
>playing on a superior team means youre better
Not quite
>wongs shitting the bed
>flyers getting dunked by the laffs
>>66659869
maybe he was trying to emphasize how big of a faggot he is
>NO GOAL
>FLYERS
CMON YA CUNTS FIGURE IT OUT
The Capitals need a new goaltender next year.
>>66659811
It puzzles the fuck out off me, I've been a flyers fan since NHL97 and I only know one other finnish person who is a flyers fan. In here seems that every finn is a flyers fan.
Holy fucking penguins
>>66659876
Sure the finnish league is better than the swiss, but mathews is fucking tearing it up, he's probably the best player in the league
>>66659934
B-but holbeast!!11 V-vezina?!?!
why are the Mild players and staff so delusional?
>>66659937
it is pretty funny how it works out here it seems like all the swedes are wongs fans here too. the pens used to have one of each but the swede doesn't post much this year
>>66659956
It the state that believes that 11 year olds can consent sexually, why are you surprised?
>>66659956
They have to chant their mantra. "the state of hockey" at least 4 times per hour. You ever watch a wild broadcast? Its like mind control, man.
>>66659942
NLA is still going and Matthews is spending his summer holidays.
>WONGS BTFO
>Getting BTFO by the Bruins
why
>>66659895
Pregame just had an interview with him, and he was all gung ho IM GOING TO PROVE I BELONG HERE! He fucking better, that asshole is making $4 million a year
have fun with the pongs islels
>Prince scores on the king
>rags
>>66660005
>>66659985
>>66659982
HERE COMES THE MEMEBACK
>>66659981
Hockey is a team sport in case you forgot.
>>66659636
kongs will lose to ducks in round 2
Post yfw crosby cucks ovechkin out of a cup again
>muh powerplay goals
Don't fight it
>mfw we're the best but STILL getting cucked
>>66659977
what
>>66659452
Pizzas ARE a kind of pie, you numbnuts. Cheese pies. With toppings.
>W7 streak now going to be W8
Jesus fuck the pongs are unstoppable
>>66660059
Losses at this point don't count though
>>66660036
matthews seems to have bad luck with team whether it's CHL,WJC or NLA...
On the other hand the finnish duo seem to be very lucky..
>>66660041
>good game kid, its the curse of the calder
>>66660059
the best don't get cucked m8
>>66659721
>We need a blow dryer at the goalie's locker, STAT!
>>66660087
They've gotten blown out by the Pens constantly this season. They would have lost whether it counted or not.
>>66660081
Somehow they learned how to score again
>>66660119
Because they finally have a coach who isn't fucking shit and can do the important job of tard wrangling. Pens biggest problem was them being undisciplined.
>>66660027
>MEMEBACK
here we go
>>66660060
It's a meme, you must be new
>>66660112
Just saving strats for the playoffs :^) regular season games are honeypot games :^)
who else /readyfordisappointment/
>Flylels
>>66660163
shoo reddit
>>66660163
me m8
Lundshit is fucking done
I think the Panthlels got this
>>66659972
Yeah, Detroit is to swedes what Minnesota is to finns.
Though rags and tampon bay seem to be popular among swedes as well
>>66660134
>>66660187
>Rags
nice job not getting shutout craps
>>66660101
>2 players are better than 1
Holy shit I had no idea
Weiner dogs playing hockey; cute!
>Laffs ruining the Flyers chances and their shot at the first overall
Loving every laff
>>66660231
???
top kek this rags / isles game with both teams trying to lose
>>66660203
>/sp/ got 904 posts the last hour
yeah thats gonna be another half hour
everyone be ready to spam /hoc/ memes in here in about 30 minutes
>>66660259
they scored a point. are you even watching?
>that ridiculous dive by ovenchicken
why does literally every team turn into classless goons when the play the pens?
>implying some scriptkiddie isn't going to get the satanic get
>>66660268
whoa I'm drunk. by 30 minutes I obviously meant 3-6 hours. just in time for posting to die down way too much and 8gag or some dive grass euro will steal it
>>66660284
I bet it will be peru
>>66660301
>>66660284
Can /hoc/ meme up another shitpost for it?
>>66660273
I'm drunk and didn't see the "not" part of the post
>>66660284
big gets are hard to script kiddie because /sp/ still has some legion that fight against it. in the few minutes before the get just sage your posts and it fucks with them. thats why 8ch kept being OFF BY ONE
>>66660278
>the least classy franchise in the NHL is the penguins
hurrr everyone is mean to us
>>66660284
>scriptboogieman
don't exist
>>66660278
hes making fun of crosby
>>66660348
lmao sure
>>66660325
perkele better be the get.
everyone spam perkele at the time of the gettening
can shitsburgh fans go one game without whining
serious question
has anybody witnessed such a thing?
>flylels will let the broons in the playoffs by losing to the laffs
top kek m8s
Darren Dreger Verified account
@DarrenDreger
As suggested on TSN's Insider Trading, expect Marc Bergevin to confirm Michel Therrien's return as Habs coach either on wknd or next week
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66660059
looks like someone turned on that chicks vibrating panties
>>66660411
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop saying this!
>we already know this is what was going to happen
North Dakota vs. Denver
Who you faygots got?
>>66660373
well you'd whine too when the other team literally just skates around trying to (often successfully) injure your players
>>66660447
>Most habs fans are retarded enough to think that it's muh injuries
>Don't realize how fucking shit a system is if it falls apart THAT hard without Price's elite goaltending
kokokokokokoko
>>66660373
hey babe there is one annoying faggot that I don't like. stop trying to color us all that way or I'll do the same for the islels
just fucking hand the stan lee to the penguins right now, its fucking over
is Ferraro the best commentator?
Is this Bettman nigger really going to put a team in Las fucking Vegas?
>>66660469
the isles would have to get fans first family
>>66660486
>NFL fans probably think they have the worst commissioner
If only they knew the true horror.
>>66660486
are there any other sport teams in the vegas?
>>66660486
They already have a stadium built and functional, it's a huge tourist hotspot, and has a metro population of 2,000,000. It being in a desert doesn't make it as shit as you assume.
>>66660486
it's not Bettman's fault the owners want a new and cool vacation spot to watch their teams play
>>66660503
That topic sounds like it'd make a good thread of its own.
>>66660465
>not knowing I know the system is shit
trust me, >we know and the silver lining to the horrible shit season was Therrien would most likely get canned at the end of the season
lol even the caps announcers were laughing at ovie's dive
>>66660469
yeah that one guy accounts for the pongs being universally viewed as a whiny goon team
I don't give a fuck what you do babe
>>66660503
NFL fans get butthurt at Goodell's interference with ruleshit and btfo'ing franchises like the Saints and Pats, but he turns a huge profit
NHL fans have to deal with Bettman trying to ruin the entire league as a collective
Blues/Hawks thread ?
>>66660511
Not major league stuff, that's the only reason why it might work. The only competition is the night life and the people who actually live there and have normal jobs don't go to casinos and shit so they might want something to do.
>>66660511
no cuz its the mecca of gambling. nhl wants to be the first and attract an nba team and shit
>>66660527
every team is universally viewed as a whiny goon team its fucking hockey everyone is mad at everyone for everything all the time
how do playoffs work
>LUNDSHIT PULLED AGAIN
seriously put him out of his misery, it's starting to get sad
>>66660551
>everyone is mad at everyone for everything all the time
We are all Vegeta.
>>66660527
>universally viewed as a whiny goon team
lol not any more than any other team
seriously faggot
>>66660581
>KING WITH NO RINGS
>>66660545
>>66660551
you would think that it attracts some tourists. Atleast tourists from europe living in hockey countries probably will watch nhl hockey game every time they visit.
>>66660581
he's fucking done
>>66660059
pens scored 3 shit odd man goals getting outplayed like last time
>>66660555
The top 16 American teams do battle in best of 7 series. Western and eastern conference fight themselves first, ave the champion of both conferences fight for the Stanley cup, which has not been acquired by a Canadian team since 1993
>>66660581
it's over for him. this was brutal season from lundqvist.
>>66660581
>Getting pulled against the fucking Islels
HOW
>rags
>>66660624
oh thanks. why are there Canadian flags in this thread then?
>>66660581
>KING
>>66660600
>pongs fan says pongs aren't goons
lel
>>66660606
thats part of the gameplan. tourism is so huge there that flights are cheap and they're definitely gonna do package deals with 2 nights+ a hockey game and shit like that. its gonna be sad to be on that team when half the arena is always an away fan
>>66660606
>>66660611
imagine how brutal it will be when the pads will be smaller.
>>66660647
name one goon currently on the penguins
they're one of the least goonish teams in the nhl right now
casual
>it's a Melrose and Butchie episode
Fucking BASED
>>66660652
like .900 bad I'd say
>>66660647
How quickly they forget they employed Matt "Target Your Knee" Cooke for years
>>66660647
slovak please stop arguing with the retard. yes the pens used to be the pongoons but they got rid of those faggots
>>66660673
>neal at the same time
I miss guys like mark recchi they would just hit shit and not be faggots. at least cooke tried to be less faggoty while he was in pittsburgh while neal still does his bullshit
Drouin scored
so how will the 2017 work because of the expansion? Will the good finns be potentially picked by expansion teams?
>>66660673
cooke joined the pens as one of the pestiest pests in the nhl
when he left they changed his game to non-pest with more points than penalty minutes
you can't win
>>66660744
Kid hasn't looked that happy in six months.
>>66660746
>mfw Las Vegas Khans win Stan Lee Bowl in 2018 with unbeatable Laine-Puljujärvi duo
>>66660746
>good
>finns
>>66660746
>Finns
>Good
I wasn't aware there were such things. I think Binland is trying to meme us lads.
>>66660678
they had downie last year and he was a galactic faggot
it's not my fault the reputation is there, you can ask anyone you want
DICKINSON SCORES IN HIS FIRST NHL GAME!
1-0 STARS!
>>66660744
Wow look at that. When your stupid faggot meme coach is forced to give him decent ice time with real linemates he does something.
ps. Cooper is a fucking shit coach
>>66660796
>>66660746
finns will be drafted this year, if the expansion happens you have to worry about aho
>>66660809
I didn't deny it but at least this year they're gone. I didn't like them either
>CRYERS
>>66660823
>dickinson
shouldn't he play for the wild?
>playoffs on the line
lol
>>66660842
top kek
>>66660847
>floyers
loving
every
laugh
>>66660842
Heh, nope. Jason Dickinson, 20 yrs old, drafted 29th overall by Dallas in 2013.
Jesus christ phil "cardio" kessel looked like he was gonna pass out after 45sec shift on PP. I've no idea how the guy is in the NHL
>>66660838
yeah i know but i was talking about 2017 draft. Will the expansion teams pick first automatically?
>>66660837
You're a retard. He was shit on the bolts so they wanted to develop him in the AHL. He plays in the AHL, gets some confidence and can play well, just like cooper wanted
>>66660809
downie was not a popular signing here nor was he a popular player
pens game is entirely built on speed this year
they aren't even retaliating to questionable hits, like the one on bonino this game
the best opponents can hope for is grabbing them without drawing a penulty
>>66660887
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Enjoy getting bounced in round 1 because Cooper is a shit coach who can't adjust.
>>66660875
yes almost certainly.
>>66660893
>responding to slovakian flyers cuck
m8...
>>66660797
>>66660800
there are Vesalainen, Tolvanen and Vaakanainen in the 2017 draft. They are pretty promising.
End 1st.
DAL 1 - 0 COL
>>66660581
>rags
>>66660918
lel, you're adorable
I see the bandwagon is in town just in time for the playoffs
>>66660918
he's an islanders fan
>>66660678
>mfw the Bruins traded a third round pick for Rinaldo for some reason and then stuffed him in the AHL to die
>mfw i have no face
>>66660967
>stuffed him in the AHL to die
More like he got suspended for being a goon.
Then got sent down to the AHL
Then got suspended in the fucking AHL for being a goon.
And then they deaded him.
>>66660678
>matt greene, los angeles
>3% of the vote for dirtiest player
has he even played this year kongs?
>>66660918
>slovakian flyers cuck
lol i could sense faggotry from him
>>66660964
what was he last week?
>>66660893
>downie was not a popular signing here nor was he a popular player
that's relevant how exactly? doesn't make the team any less dirty
>Detoilet
>>66661010
>>66660994
he's always been an islanders fan please fuck off. You were not here as a pens fan in the beginning of the year and youre making me hate myself for being associated with you
>there are """"""""""people""""""" who think jimmy howard isn't an absolute shit meme goaler
>there are """"""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""" who thought cuckadelphia would actually make the playoffs
Does anyone watch the frozen four? (College hockey)
>>66661037
>playing the same goalie in a back to back
shit coach
>>66661029
shut up faggot you're not even from Pittsburgh
I've been going to games since the late 80's
>>66661049
I watched the original frozen, was pretty gud. Especially the music :D
>>66661049
Here
Go Denver, fuck chubs
>>66661071
what? what happened to mehrazek?
>flyers choking
>wings choking
>rangers choking
>caps choking
A Vancouver Canucks fan is taking the team to court after allegedly being injured by a flying puck.
Wayne Chi was watching the Canucks play the Anaheim Ducks at Rogers Arena on April 7, 2014 when a puck soared off the ice and hit him in the head, according to a lawsuit filed in B.C. Supreme Court this week.
Chi, a Richmond resident, said he suffered serious injuries to his forehead, neck and back, as well as headaches, nausea and dizziness, and that he’s still being affected years later.
>Loving
>Every
>Laugh
>>66661049
Usually
>>66661071
I've seen other goalies do it man, this season even
>>66661098
Underused, that's what
>Carle and Drouin leading Tampa into the playoffs
What kind of fucking twilight zone am I living in?
>>66661098
the shitposting got to him. look at this shit
>>66661140
I remember the time when Pavelec was supposed to be a future perennial vezina contender
mrazek on the right track
>Caps in charge of chocking
>>66661133
>carle
He's still looked like shit
>>66661183
topkek
>>66661192
He's looked better than in the past. That's the saddest part.