EVERYONE IS A BEANER
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
GO KINGS GO!!!
who here would lick Alex Curry's booty clean?
checking in
quack quack quack
>>66662585
Don't be gross, Glendale.
>>66662585
I would lick every inch of this woman
Who else hyped for this game??
>>66662648
>she will never sit on your face
Why live?
>>66662711
I am way more hype for it now than I was this morning. Seeing this jerseys gets my blood up.
GKG
>There are "people" who are watching this instead of the Angels
>>66662794
>watching the Angels get BTFO again
Big Red Dog is gonna throw down tonight
>>66662794
I'm an Angels fan but seriously why the fuck would you watch beginning of season baseball compared to this?
GKG BIIIIH
Lotta good hits so far
>>66662744
I hate bitches in fake jerseys
>>66662838
He wouldn't, he's just a troll.
>>66663117
Shaping up to be a good game so far.
>Not titling it Beanerb owl
Faggot
>>66663319
Saving that for when we meet in the playoffs, smart guy
>>66663387
>we
>>66663403
Yup
SCAAAAARRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
KESLER SKAAAAAAAAAAAR
Fuck
Quack Quack motherfuckers
Why does hockey have such intense commentating compared basketball
>>66663758
because hockey>apehoop
>Schenn fucking up again
Color me surprised.
KONGS BEANERS BTFO
>>66663758
Because white people can read
I bet Doughty would be even better if he wasn't hungover all the time.
>>66663758
because there's nothing exciting in basketball when each team scores 40 times a game
I've never understood the appeal for the sport, a highlight play is putting a ball through a hoop at point blank range
>>66663929
lel
>>66663958
except the final few minutes of each half when it's close. like the college basketball chapionship game just a few days ago. 2 last second 3s.
>>66662584
How sad your guy looks
>>66664073
He *is* sad. The Kings have played fucking awful since they clinched a playoff spot.
>>66664097
Typical kongs desu
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Fug
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
What a bounce
GETZLAF BTFOOOOOO
Getzrekd!
>>66664269
>>66664278
You keep using that word, etc,etc
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Gibson
Fuuuuug
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
Is this the last game of the season? I know the Kings clinched a playoff birth a while ago. Are there implications for this game? Are the Kings playing for home ice?
>>66664332
They're playing for 1 or 2 seed
>>66664332
Saturday against the jest is our last game and who wins this game controls their destiny to win the pacific.
>>66664332
Pretty much a playoff game, anon.
>>66664349
How can that be? The last time I check the standings (a week or two ago) the top three central teams had more points than the kings. don't the conference teams get seeded by points at the beginning of the payoffs?
>>66664383
Each division gets rated 1-4 m8
come on u stupid stinky ducks
>>66664407
You can only post if your nation has a team in the playoffs
>>66664421
You can only post if your nation isn't full of cucks
BASED DOUGHTY
>>66664459
>a Canadian calling other people cucks
top lel
Maybe Doughty isn't that hungover.
>>66664459
>all your best players play for USA teams
So why are you here m8?
fucking bullshit call
>>66664459
Your prime minister picked cabinet members based on race and gender.
That refpuck
>>66664505
>that pic
is that the face you dream of banging your gf while you watch
sad little cuck
>>66664540
Your country picked a president based on skincolour
Refs are sucking the Kongs dick tonight, eh?
>>66664564
>Justin beiber
>>66664564
At least he isn't a SJW bitch like your French leader.
>>66664564
We picked him because he promised change and hope..
>>66664608
yea and we picked our guy cause he promised weed
>>66664608
>we
You mean the niggers picked him
Why the ducks cheat so much?
>>66664642
You spelled kongs wrong
>>66664642
Did you miss the "holding the stick" penalty they got? Horcoff didn't even touch the stick.
>>66664608
>WE
aaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaa
Wow, this thread is shit. I miss the comfy threads we used to have.
>>66664713
You're shit m8
>>66664713
Kings have shit tier taste in women
that woman looks like a stuck up plastic bitch
well well well
if it isn't the stinkiest, smelliest, bean burritoist gamethread in all of /sp/
It amazes me that a professional sports team has fans because a movie starring Emilio Estevez.
>>66664730
fight me irl
>>66664777
it amazes me that anyone WOULDNT be a fan after that..
Neutral Canada
Anaheim's announcers are whiny little bitches
>>66664791
1v1 faggot
>>66664756
>southern california
>plastic blondes
the only thing that outnumbers plastic blondes in california is stinky smelly beaners
Schenn is as raw as my dick when I fuck ducks fans mothers.
>>66664892
>that image
>implying it wasn't the dumbshit conservatives that ruined our economy
my boy justin just needs to legalize da weed and then we good
Is no-one going to address the obvious elbow to the head by Wagner in that period? That was deliberate and vicious.
>>66664946
Are there PoC (People of Color) in Canada?
>>66665042
They called a penalty on it bro, it's over.
>>66665071
I'm just saying that people like to talk shit on the Kings like they're dirty, but the only dirty play I've seen in this game so far was by a Duck, and specifically that play.
>>66664946
>canadian """""conservatives"""""
even your conservatives are libshits. what will your econonmy even run on once no one wants your oil anymore? I can't imagine maple syrup is that popular around the world. lord knows your hockey teams cant even help the economy come playoff time anymore
>>66665098
and he got a penalty? what more do you want?
both goalies have been ran multiple times too
>>66665060
I am half Native so I guess I am
this retard I have on facebook is whiter than I am but shes Lebanese and posts stupid shit against white people so we do have retards
>>66665099
half the american conservative race is canadian there friend :^)
>>66665118
I just find it interesting that no-one in the thread was talking shit about that dirty elbow, but if a Kings player had done the same thing, the thread would have exploded about it. If you think there isn't a general regicide feeling on spee you haven't been paying attention over the past couple of seasons.
>>66665178
the shark shit posters are in their own thread right now. there are no duck fans and the kings fans dont care because that literally wasn't a viscous elbow
>>66665210
So all the Duck fans in this thread are just /hoc/ Kings haters? You're proving my point. And I'm not upset, for the record, I just see a double standard when it comes to this team. The only other teams that seem to get this much hate are the Leafs and the Rangers.
>>66664560
>desperately attempting to make a shitty irrelivant comeback because he got BTFO
I can't believe these anti tobacco fags are going after e-cigs. They're hating on the nail in the coffin for cigarettes. That commercial is dumb.
>>66665269
no. there are no duck fans. its probably random /sp/ posters or self trolling kongs
>>66665279
You don't know anything about economics, you can't even spell economy correctly kek
>>66665294
Big tobacco is putting money in ecigs because it really will lead to smoking cigarettes..
>>66665294
It's not about trying to get people to stop smoking at this point. It's about control. Some very vocal, bored people don't like the sickly sweet smell of some vapors, or that people who vape try to do it where smoking is not allowed, and these authoritarians want to stamp it out. It's just bureaucrats and the modern temperance movement trying to stop people having fun.
>>66665294
I literally started smoking cigars because of the anti smoking commercials. Specifically this one~~ Fuck them for trying to ruin memes. That's too far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
>>66665269
I hate the kings but I aint from /hoc/ and I am a ducks fan
>>66665314
Big tobacco has little control over the market. If anything they want the industry dead.
>>66665344
>a canadian doesn't even like canadian teams
how cuck can one country get?
>>66665331
This kind of shit reminds me of those ridiculously tone deaf pro-Obamacare commercials a few years ago. Remember "pajama boy"?
>>66665312
just stop embarrassing yourself cacuck
>manson in charge of not killing his own team
plz we need him
>>66665374
your flag is the most embarrassing thing in this thread kek
He's just a puck magnet.
>>66665395
>says the leaf
>>66665361
I saw Perry play against my hometown team when I was 11 and he became my favourite player
pushing in that crease
>>66665395
>says the cuck
>>66665427
>he likes perry
w e w
JIM FOX
SHOTS FIRED
KARLSSON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>66665456
>he likes the kings
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
JUST OUR FUCKING LUCK
EVEN THE EQUIPMENT SUFFERS INJURIES
Kazakhstan very might country
>>66665485
>implying
>>66665496
daily reminder cucks never had fans
leafs would sweep both of these shit beaner teams
WE
I can't blame a for Canadian being a ducks fan. They haven't had a team hoist the cup in Canada longer than most 4chan users have been alive.
ED
this thread is so stinky smelly i smelled it from my homeboard, lgbt
Wow, how bad is the ice there? Everyone is falling over all the time.
>>66665575
I'm this drunk
>>66665584
staples center confirmed for shit tier
honda center master race
>>66665575
Ducks won the cup when I was 12
No relevant Canadian team has won in that time since
>>66665575
everyone plz stop picking on our canadian friend. we don't want him and his wifes son to leave /sp/
>>66665740
Sorry Canadians aren't dumb enough to date damaged goods
>>66665765
Dating a single mother is like playing someone else's save game.
>>66665765
Some of you Canadians are okay. Don't go to Tim Hortons tomorrow.
The >shorks just did a damn fine job of warming up for the ploffs
>>66665851
I don't think my manager will be happy with her baker not showing up
lewis just got away with the most blatent trip in the world
explain yourselves kongs
Well at least well get to BTFO the shorks in round one
please hold on, Kings
PLEASE
>No call on that trip
Holy shit refs, I know you don't want to call anything on the Kings but Jesus Christ.
>>66665991
I know every fanbase says this but the refs really do hate Anaheim. They have by far the worst PP/PK differential in the NHL. It's not a one year anomaly either, it's been like that consistently for the last decade or so.
>>66665972
>Anaheim
>getting a powerplay
o i am laffin
>scuderi was playing in the AHL for black cocks
>gets traded to kings and they have him on the top PK unit
how meme is the kings defense? i thought they were a >defense first team?
FUCKING CHEATERS KONGS
YEAH
HOLY FUCK WHAT A GAME KINGS WIN!
I'd say good luck against the Preds, but with the refs on your side luck isn't really needed.
>tfw 2 points
>tfw we win out the season and get first in the division anyway
get fucked kongs
Your LA kings player of the game
>>66666181
keep dreaming
>>66666181
The last two games at Colorado and Washington are meaningless for all parties involved. Colorado is eliminated while Washington has the President's Trophy locked up. I wouldn't care if the Ducks rested all their regulars and played all AHL rosters to finish the season, especially since they will have to go from East Coast to end the regular season to West Coast to begin the postseason.
>>66666015
Aren't the Ducks no.1 in PP percentage? That might have something to do with not always calling the penalty...it would definitely change the complexion of the game
Also:
>all these Cucks fans claiming refpuck
I take it you don't watch many Kings games because some refs (Charon in particular) really have it out for them and it has had an impact on the game many times over the past few weeks.
It's really hard to be the last white Kings fan.
>>66666255
>tfw penalties dont get called in king/duck favor because they all have notorious flopping faggots on the team
kesler / stoner / perry / brown / le helmet throwing quickman
>>66666255
Anaheim's PP percentage is first in the NHL, but that should not impact how refs call games. Besides, it's not like Anaheim received an extraordinarily high amount of power plays in years when they had an average power play unit.
>>66666296
>tfw i'm a white kings fan
>>66666328
What "should" happen and what actually happens on the ice are very different things. That's just a fact. I'm not necessarily saying that the Ducks got shafted in that game (I don't think they did, actually), but veteran refs generally don't call penalties when it would have a huge impact on the game unless it's really blatant.
>>66666255
Refs hate all cali teams just hate the kongs the least
>>66666384
As a Kings fan I would disagree, but I admit that I am biased. Regardless, I hope the Kings and Ducks get another playoff round together because that's some fun hockey to watch. Only other playoff matchup I'm looking forward to is Kings/Hawks if it happens. Also, fuck the Sharks
>>66666342
>implying you live in LA city proper
>>66666384
go watch the dallas vs kings game from earlier this week
educate yourself :^)
yyyyyyyyy
fucking beaners
Jackie 4chan doesn't care about white people.
>>66666379
There was a really blatant trip by LA with about 90 seconds left in the game that went uncalled. I understand your reasoning but my biggest complaint is that it seems like my team (Anaheim) rarely gets that same treatment. If they commit any infraction late in a tight game it's called 90% of the time.
>>66662504
Dallas Stars would bootyblast these teams
>>66666509
Same thing happened to the Kings during the Dallas game this week. As they say, it all evens out in the end. The Ducks are a good team; they'll be okay.
>>66666418
Agreed play off ducks vs kongs is GOAT hockey
>>66666580
>the ducks are a great team they'll be fine
So much this. Plus keep in mind they're injured AF right now and still only lost by a goal.
>>66666666 just happened
>>66666174
Win on Saturday and Kings finally win the Pacific for the first time. Their last division title being the Smythe.
>>66666509
>>66666690
>I'm a "fan" of my team because my wife's son watched a children's movie: the poster
>>66666784
FUUUCK, Satan get is calling spee a weeaboo board Jesus Christ we are doomed
>>66666784
What was the post? Hot pockets already deleted it.
>>66666914
It was the start of a thread that read
>Implying /sp/ isn't a weeaboard
With an anime pic
>>66666869
Couldn't be more wrong m8
>>66666914
>>66666953
>scriptget
Pathetic tbhfamily
>>66666839
This is fucking awesome. Thanks bro
>>66662648
She went to my high school. So much fapping to dem tittays
>>66666424
I'm white and I live in the city limits. San Pedro, bitch.
