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>>66646250
Schaub
dana "we'll see what happens" white
There are no men like me, just me and the pack of hungry hyenas around me
I'm a young gorilla, and I'm hungry for gazelles
Xth for just killing time until my escort arrives.
Do you guys think that conor wanted to actually be a teacher and ended up being a fighter instead so he is teaching kids about lions and elephants in interviews so they learn about animals and shit?
>there are people in this thread right now that do not realize Dominick Cruz is the greatest mma fighter of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbzue_TUwo
He is literally the best personally and athletically.
>>66650082
no you weirdo
>>66650082
yes yes
>>66650091
>the best personally
yeeeeeeeeaaaahh no
>>66650082
Yes. Conor has often cited Sir David Attenborough as one of his greatest influences growing up.
>>66650082
Maybe he wanted to be a zookeeper/Steve Irwin of Ireland?
>>66650105
watch the video you goof
>>66650123
he's a good analyst and fighter, but he's an asshole
>>66650092
>>66650115
>>66650100
>>66650116
Some journalist should ask him if he wanted to be a teacher and if he likes animals.
>>66650091
He sounds like he got it all figured out, athletism was the death of this sport.
I don't want people to fight for points but to fight for finishes, I'm happy grappling matches are moving away from that pointsystem.
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7305020
http://strawpoll.me/7305020
http://strawpoll.me/7305020
>UFC """""""""""'''athletes"""""""""""""
>>66650091
I agree
>>66650138
>Atheist detected
When will MMA fighters makes this kind of money?
>>66650153
can anyone tell me whats wrong with this? looks like a natural position to me I always see people picking things up from the floor like that
>>66650155
>muh good lord meme
>>66650159
>7 mill
Conor makes that
>>66650153
what the FUCK
>>66650138
He doesn't sound like an asshole at all imo, more like someone who was it all figured out and knows how to push himself/market himself despite being 135 lbs.
Can't disagree with him in the sense that the division was basically dead while he was injured and now that he is back things are just like in 2012.
Its also very nice how unlike most fighters he doesn't whine about the attention and treatment people like Sage and Conor receive but instead says that all the fighters have to find their own way to push themselves.
>>66650091
Cruz is my boy
Weidman is my boy
>>66650153
And just think, hes actually paying someone a LOT of money to 'train' him with such horrible fucking form.
99.9% of trainers and coaches are fucking worthless hacks. Its one of the few places a snake oil salesman can still shine.
He's dead, isn't he?
He can't win this fight. Why the fuck is he insisting on destroying his career and legacy like this?
He can't:
>Knock him out
Because he's a Diaz.
>Submit him
Because he doesn't know jackshit about BJJ.
>Score a victory via decision
Because he'll be gassed and Diaz won't let him catch his breath.
I love McGregor, he's one of the best things to happen to the promotion, but he's such a fucking idiot for doing this.
Realistically, what are his chances of him winning this?
>>66650159
>the city of Leon
>>66650171
Snapcity is what's wrong.
>>66650201
This is why I go to a crossfit gym. You'll always find someone who knows what they're doing there.
>>66650204
He has a big chance in winning it desu, in the first fight it was clear that conor is a much better striker and only lost because he underestimated Diaz and wasn't prepared for 170 lbs, this time around he will be prepared and i'm sure he is going to win, its still a retarded decision to have the fight at welterweight instead of lightweight tho.
Lets be honest,Nate Diaz is not that impressive, when was the last time he actually looked very good? 2012?
>>66650204
He could potentially KO Diaz with a high kick.
>tfw I'll never get to bite Sara's tight ass
>feels bad man
>>66650204
He's gonnna delete Nates chin
>>66650153
that's the worst technique I've ever seen. Even the beginners @ the gym do it better.
How is Fabricio so based?
>>66650254
That's what I like to think, but Diaz wasn't even rocked.
Hell, he even rocked McGregor.
I wasn't surprised AT ALL that he submitted him, but that he made a panic wrestler out of Conor? That's what surprised me. His boxing is too slick and the reach advantage that Conor usually has proved to be fatal when turned against him.
I wish he'd win this fight so we can see Aldo vs McGregor too. Aldo is salty as fuck but I know he isn't a bad fighter and that the fight will go to distance this time.
>>66650256
>>66650273
Seeing posts like these gives me hope. My heart says yes but my brain says "STOCKTON SLAP, FAGGOT" and I just get sad.
>>66650254
His last fight where he stopped Conor. Looked pretty good there.
>>66650204
Conor will utilize a lot of body kicks, stay on the outside and preserve his energy without diving in for the knockout with every attack, he can take it via unanimous.
who is the GOAT
http://strawpoll.me/7305141
http://strawpoll.me/7305141
http://strawpoll.me/7305141
http://strawpoll.me/7305141
Here are some ideas I came up with to make flyweight more interesting:
- make DJ wear an actual Mighty Mouse costume during his fights
- make them fight 145 women in invicta
- play circus music during the fights
- instead of having them fight, just have them roll and around and play with a bunch of puppies and kittens for 15 minutes
Thoughts?
>>66650304
Chuck Lidell
>>66650256
His kicks are not good enough.
>>66650324
All they have to really do is make the ring smaller.
>>66650304
>I rate Jon Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IymiHUknJ0w
>>66650304
this is not even a question. By logic there couldn't be any other answer than Jon Jones. I don't know what the fuck do these people have instead of where the brain should be.
>>66650324
Include weapons? Nunchuks? Bamboo sticks? That'd be pretty sweet.
Lasers?
Virtual combat free-running course?
>>66650351
How about have them fight in one of those bouncy castles?
>>66650300
he got beat up in the beginning by a midget that was going up 2 weight classes, didn't really feel like diaz looked very good, just that mcgregor was somehow even worse.
>>66650153
fucking kek
probably the worst form I have ever seen
who is that btw?
>>66650398
el cucky
>>66650398
https://twitter.com/tonyfergusonxt/status/704488760709246976
kek he just deleted it
>>66650204
I don't think I'd say he "can't" knock him out. He didn't last time, but things might go differently this time (although if I was Conor I wouldn't rely on it, and he probably will).
I also wouldn't say he couldn't win a decision. Yeah, he gassed last time, but he was basically firing on all cylinders got the first 1.5 rounds trying to get the knockout. If he allows himself to let go of the idea of an early KO, paves himself, kicks the shit of of Diaz's legs and waits for opportunities, I think he could take it to a decision win. He might even have a better shot at getting a knockout that way.
iirc he also did ok on the ground earlier in the fight. Yeah, he got wrecked there in the second round, but that was after he'd been rocked and went for the TD because he knew if he took another punch he'd be out. If he can avoid being half-unconscious when he goes to the ground I don't think it'll be easy mode for Nate again.
tl;dr there are ways for Conor to win if he fights smart and takes his ego out of the equation. Whether or not he'll do that remains to be seen.
>>66650395
He was keeping up with McGoobs pretty well. Hit him with some good shots, was definitely more competitive than anyone else Conrad's fought. Conrad won the first, but not by a ton. Second was all Nate, IMO senpai.
>>66650411
did you get a screenshot of some of the replies?
>>66650204
how can you keep falling for this over and over again?
the ufc is going to announce that "nate pulls out of ufc 200 fight with mcgregor due to injury" less than a month before ufc 200 and conor is going to hype up a fight with some other bum that just rolled off the couch and then act like he's the greatest of all time
>>66650375
Jon is lucky he's heavy enough to fight in the divisions where you're either good at striking or wrestling and not both
>>66650431
I would laugh my ass off if Nate pulls out and they have Conor fight Khabib. It would require Dana to literally die in order for that fight to get made, but it would be fucking glorious.
I already heemed three guys today, you can be #4.
m&a is trash its just 2 guys pretending to do boxing for 1 minute then they grab onto to each other and fall over and roll around on the floor for 45 mins
>>66650303
That's if his ego doesn't get in the way and he tries to throw a fucking haymaker every time.
>>66650414
Like I said above and as you've said it , he'll probably let his ego get the best of him. The fact that he's obsessed over this fight to the point of not wanting to fight anyone else shows how his pride was hurt.
But hey, if anyone can analyse his chances and tell me "No, you're wrong, he CAN actually pull this off", I'm more than happy to be proven wrong and hopeful at that. He really needs to reduce that distance between them though, if he wants to score a KO (which I'm 100% certain he wants to do). If he gets a decision people are gonna talk, accuse Dana and the judges of corruption, etc.
>>66650431
Nate pulling out of a fight? Highly unlikely. I'll cap your post for safe measure though. Come back in a few months.
>>66650467
It's 11 AM.
>>66650478
Its 12 senpai
mur>>66650324
How would you score it? Fighter with most purrs wins?
>>66650350
If Josh Thompson can do it so can Conor.
>>66650516
Josh was distracting him with sissy voices.
is nick the tooth a meme yet lads?
>>66650527
kekd
>>66650494
I dunno, do it like the Puppy Bowl or some shit,
>>66650546
literally who
>>66650546
literally who
>>66650475
He's not really obsessed. The fight did huge numbers so Uncle Dana figured he could make lightning strike twice. Also, if Conor wins, they can shill him as the GOAT for avenging his only loss in the UFC and if he loses, fuck it, he's still the 145 pound champ.
It's all bullshit, bro.
>>66650572
go watch dana white: looking for a goof on youtube
>>66650091
Just watched the entirety of this, god damn, he's articulate as fuck.
>>66650579
Dominick says exactly that in the video I quoted above. With the Diaz fight there's always excuses, if he faced Edgar and somehow lost (don't see how, but it's there), he'd kill his career for good.
>>66650204
Very small. I don't see what he can do at all. If you were mcgoobs what'd your tactic be and why are you enough of a kong to think it'd work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZLGZmVRJlI
>thinking he can beat the GOAT
>>66650204
The Diaz 2 fight literally exists to give aldo a chance to push Edgar back and get more profitable fights off McGregor. That's it. Ideally Diaz wins, Frankie wins, then beats a skinny fat McGregor six months later.. Or McGregor gives up his belt because he can't make fw again.
>>66650546
Why do they call him the tooth
>>66650324
Shrink the ring by six feet. Spicy bangers eveyrtime
>>66650631
Circle around Diaz for 25 minutes leg kicking him and scoring points while conserving energy. If I get an opportunity for a good shot take it, but don't force it and don't eat punches to land my own.
>>66650631
Get on your bike and don't stay in the pocket with him, stay on the outside and pepper him with leg and body kicks to sap him, and then maybe go for the finish in the later rounds. The Dos Anjos approach basically.
>>66650646
Conor kind of has to make 145. He's not gonna be champ at 155. RDA, Khabib, Gil, Alvarez, even guys like Ferguson and Pettis would give him fits. 145, he can heem everyone, 155, he gets grapplefucked into gatekeeper status by bigger, stronger guys.
>>66650631
What >>66650669
Said. If Conor gets gassed, he'll get tagged, if he gets tagged, he's down. If he's down, Diaz will go to town on his ass again.
He has limited options but I hope he can make them work. I really do.
>>66650646
I think Edgar's past his prime. The Frankie who beat BJ Penn 3 times, that was Edgar at his prime, that was the guy to fight Conor at 100%. He's lagging IMO and the fight wouldn't be that interesting at this point. But still.
>>66650669
>>66650676
He'll never do this but I think this is about the only way
>>66650653
something something lipstick on a pig
>>66650688
Edgar had a very close fight with Aldo, memed all over Faber and Swanson, and just heem'd Mendes. He's still good.
>>66650159
besides the top 2, it's pretty similar, except that no one in the ufc gets below 12k afaik
if the sport keeps growing it should start paying its athletes those kinds of numbers in maybe 5-10 years' time
>>66650254
he will be prepared how you dipshit, he will never put more than 5lb worth of actual power in 3 months
actually, diaz will most likely increase the size difference of the first fight because it's much easier for him to go near actual ww weight because you know, he is 6'0, has fought at ww, has weighed that much several times in his life
conor has like 20 knockouts in 20 wins, he fought the first time like he always does and will need to literally learn how to fight in another way to have any chance of beating nate
What number of fights will mcgoobs have to lose before delusional Irishmen realise he's not goat
>>66650091
Holy shit. Does Cruz have a Phd?
He's very a articulate, collected, and composed person. The comparison between DJ's approach to the game versus Conor's was great, also.
>>66650091
cruz is unironically my boy.
>>66650024
do you just sit around waiting for a new thread so you can Schaubpost?
>>66650472
was this post sincere or was it just bait?
either way, I like the "m&a"
it gives it a nice touch
>>66650286
unironically best HW of all time
>>66650766
Unironically the best HW of all time.
>>66650256
>>66650254
What are you idiots talking about? Nate has never been KO'd cold and arguably never been severely rocked. If Conor manages to knock him down, he'll most likely recover quickly enough to grapple and we already know how that ends.
>>66650754
He has a high school diploma.
~*OFFICIAL*~ All Time Heavyweight Power Rankings:
1. Brendan Schaub
2. Fedor Emelianenko
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Cain Velasquez
5. Tank Abbott
r8 my list lads
>>66650839
Pretty good
>>66650839
1) Me
the rest
why is ferguson so fucking ugly? his clothes are serbian-gypsy tier. whats his ethnicity?
http://youtu.be/Kuz8Wsj2u3U
MMA Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5PSNcG6_w0
>>66650862
He is one of the Rat Man species (skaven), don't discriminate
>>66650839
Kimbo?
>>66650839
Akebono is second
>>66650867
Curtis Blaydes has got to be one of the blackest names ever
>>66650839
1.Brendan Schaub
2.Bob Sapp
3.Butterbean
4.Akebono
5.Zuluzinho
6.Cain Velasquez
7.Jared Rosholt
8.Cro Cop
9.Francis Ngannou
>>66650993
He very well could wrestlecuck ngannou
>>66650754
He's generally just a really well spoken guy
Skip to 03:20
http://youtu.be/4sZbKxJ6Dfk
>>66651025
10.Choi Hong-man
forgot this absolute monster
>>66650820
Everyone seems to be talking about how Conor can improve and have not only a better gameplan but better cardio, without realising Nate is going to be doing the same and is actually going to have a full training camp this time round
>>66651051
>full training camp
>>66651051
Im worried its going to be very embarassing for conor
Really dont know why they are doing this fight
>>66650993
Cheick Kongo
>>66651063
As opposed to literally picking his ass up off a yacht
>>66651051
The thing is that Nate isn't exactly known for radically modifying his style, if anything he sticks to the same style for almost ideological purposes rather than practical ones (or at least that's the impression he's given me)
While Conor hasn't really changed much throughout his career, I feel like there's more of a chance that he'll do things differently enough to give Diaz trouble.
>>66651120
Nate didn't even get to spar. The first round was his first time being in a fight situation for months, it took him a couple minutes to get his rythm.
>>66651051
If he is anything close to as good of shape as he was in for the Michael Johnson fight it will be domination.
The only question that needs to be asked is whether or not Conor is stubborn like Nate is. Conor has built his career off of his left hand and that has pretty much no chance to win with that same old shit. Can Conor adapt to Nate's weaknesses or is his ego too big to listen to the clowns around him? Even if he adapts is he good enough with his tools that he has barely used up to this point to outlast Nate, I really don't think so.
All of that is even assuming Nate comes out with the same old stubborn strategy. Maybe now Nate will finally realize his BJJ is too good to rarely attempt to take people down.
>>66651067
Conor's mindset and focusing until July should be cardio, cardio and yes, cardio. Try not to rely on dropping nonsensical lefthands one after another and maybe focus on legkicks (he should watch Nate vs Bendo). Unironically, I'm excited for this rematch as long as Conor doesn't fuck up or rush for a quick, fancy finish on a guy that has proven to have a granite flask on his chin.
>>66651160
Nate said that he probably sparred more in the few days he had for a camp than most fighters do in full training camps. You're talking out of your ass because Diaz's dick is in your mouth.
>>66651184
>Nate said that he probably sparred more in the few days he had for a camp than most fighters do in full training camps
no he didnt
>>66651184
No, he didn't.
>>66651184
Strange that because I remember him constantly saying he barely even got to spar for this fight
>>66651160
I just want to believe
I know Nate should win easily, but I'm just holding out for that possibility, even though it might be a bit remote
>>66651220
The meme is over, friend.
>>66651212
>>66651216
>>66651217
He without a doubt said he sparred a fuckton for the McGregor fight. I wish I could find the interview.
>>66651257
Nope, lol
>>66651257
Yeah, 3 guys instantly tell you you're talking shit but you're right with no source at all
I think the only one with a dick in his mouth is you lad, and I like both Nate and Conor
>>66651257
>I wish I could find something that doesnt exist
There are multiple interviews where Nate says he knew he would start slow because he hardly got any sparring in. He also said if he did then he would've dominated the first round too.
>>66651220
Did you lose money betting you goon?
>>66651257
He said he has no real hobbies and he is constantly training to be capable to run 5 rounds of a fight and he said that he spars a lot generally if he has a camp or no, but he said that when he got the call he was at the beach not really training but kinda still not doing anything.
So for the Connair fight he did have less sparring than he normally does.
>>66650010
good ahp ahp
Guys, Conor is a 7/10 fighter tops, good fighter but that's it. THAT'S IT.
>it's a Doughgun looks like he hasn't trained at all episode
Dude needs to retire like 4 fights ago.
>>66651313
This is like roids MIA the manifest.
These people used to be marbled gods.
>>66651313
>yfw Every Brazilian loses on that card
>>66651313
apparently cyborg heemed him in training
>>66650171
he is lifting with his back, not with his knees
>>66651321
>still my boy getting his excuses ready
Besides Vitor, no one has been affected by the USADA regulations worse than Weidman.
>>66651349
Cyborg probably hits really fucking hard, but still. Doesn't bode well for him at LHW
>>66651321
>learning from a manlet
when will either of them learn?
Found the heemposter
>>66651329
You mean just Vitor and Jacare? Werdum more or less looks the same and Shogun/Anderson were never jacked. Shogun obviously looks much worse because his body has broken down and he can hardly train.
>>66651401
Fuck forgot link
https://youtu.be/R-5sLWlPPnY
Hey, from the future
Conor beats Nate via triangle. No I. Not memeing.
Put your fucking house on it. Great odds pre-fight if I remember right
>>66651408
Jacare looks about the same as always. Really, the biggest roids poster boy in the JUST tier now is probably Wanderlei.
>>66650732
No offense, but Mendes a shit now. He will always and forever be in the top 5 but never go past that.
>>66651408
They never looked that bad
>>66651452
This. Mendes had a nice little run, but he didn't have the skill to get the belt. Now his stamina, speed, and strength is starting to wane. He'll never get to where he was.
>>66651444
Lying trips
>tfw my boy would delete your boys chin with ease and heem him to the living death
Webm related. It's him. Keep in mind he benches 170 lbs and is the Shooto Brazil and Jungle Fight HW champ.
>>66651514
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/William-Baldutti-71441
>mfw ngannou unironically heemed the jungle fight hw champ
>>66651514
Lookin solid thick tight
>>66651514
natty?
UFC 200, Tate vs. Nunes confirmed: http://m.uk.ufc.com/news/miesha-tate-makes-first-title-defense-at-UFC-200-against-amanda-nunes
I predict a third upset and the 4th female bantam champion in as many fights.
All set up for Ronda to reclaim the title vs. a can and then retire pregnant, ducking Holm forever
lads why is it so hard to find good heavyweights. boxing has a ton of them
fucking brandon vera is the onefc hw champ of the world. thats the best they can find
>>66651645
Brain damage m8.
>>66651645
>boxing has a ton of them
no it doesn't
>>66651645
>boxing has a ton of them
Not really, there are like 3 or 4 legit HW's in boxing
>>66651604
>ducking Holm forever
Holm's basically her kryptonite, but I doubt she's a threat to anyone else who is smart enough not to chase her.
That's where her kickboxing comes into play, when she's being chased. If she's on the offensive, she's not that good and Tate proved that.
Why am I even talking about this, I take piss breaks on Divas fights.
>>66651645
There are lot less men in the world that weigh over 225 lbs.
There are lot less men over 225 lbs. that are athletes
There are not many athletes over 225 lbs. that would choose to make shitty money fiting UFC when they could just go to other sports and make more money with less brain damage
>>66641714
>she literally has broader shoulders than lithtwink
That's not saying much.
>>66651692
That's what would make Ronda vs. Holm II interesting. The rest of WMMA, any other pair, is not interesting at all.
>>66651645
If you are a legit big athletic guy you would play in the NFL or some other sport where you dont fight over scraps dana tosses you
>>66651645
Huge athletic guys get scooped up into more traditional and indoctrinated sports like football and basketball from a very early age. Also, prize fighting takes a certain something than a lot of athletes don't have.
Even what you would think would be decent crossovers from wrestling or kickboxing, they don't have the desire to get out of their comfort zones.
I'm speaking for mostly the US, but I'm assuming in other countries it's similar.
>Fuck you edition
>nothing in OP
atta boy
>>66650153
this is fucking horrifying
>>66651220
Why do you have to have such plebe taste in your boys?
>>66651827
shut up, pedo
>>66651754
Only interesting match ups right now would be Ronda v Holm II or Ronda v Cyborg, which will never happen because she keeps ducking.
Miesha's basically eye candy. And guilty pleasure eye candy at that, she looks like a fucking stripper who works on a Thursday night.
>>66651827
does she look like him, or like cyborg?
>>66651817
Why would Conor not be your boy?
jeff wagenheem
chuck mendenheem
ariel heemwani
>>66651514
>those traps with that skinny pencil neck
kek, guarantee I could heem that fag
Post your country's greatest fighter
![Myles-Jury-Nick-The-Tooth-UFC-165[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vv1EtB5.jpg "Myles-Jury-Nick-The-Tooth-UFC-165[2]")
what nationality would be the easiest to heem on average
>>66651943
Americans
>>66651943
north koreans
>>66651514
I'd bet this guy is on steroids
>>66651943
post USADA Brazil
>>66651943
Canada
>Scared to fight in his weight division so becomes beef jerky dehydrating and then shoves a tube up his ass to drink from
>""""""death touch"""""" left hand lands multiple times and fails to knock opponent out multiple times
>Had his eye broken sparring artem "neetrex" lobov
>Can't box
>Can't kick
>Can't wrestle
>Taps to strikes
>only real """accomplishment""" is knocking out one hue that is off his steroids
>Ducking Frankie
>Scripted trash talk
>"bwa wah look at me i grew up poor". "i make more money than you now haha"
>ruined ufc 200 card
It really is Ireland's finest, maybe he'll work on his panic wrestling in the next months
Why people here dont like Werdum?
>submits overeem
>submits fedor
>ko hunt
>almost killed Cain then submits him
>>66651987
Why are you so shit, Italy? You're the same cunt who's been shit talking McGoober for over a year now, will you shut the fuck up already? Nobody cares.
yfw you get to see goober lose not once, but twice in one year
>>66652017
>Nobody cares.
tell that to the sea of irish shitposters that got BTFO lmao
Man wrestling destroyed the game with weight cutting and dehydrating.
>>66652036
Irish shitposters exist with or without Goober. They shitposted even harder after he lost. It's Ireland, mate.
If you aren't vegan you can't call yourself a real fight fan desu
>>66650171
>>66650171
>>66650171
>>66650201
>>66650275
>>66650398
>>66651804
Not as much as all the replies make it out to be. His back is rounded, but it's his thoracic spine that's rounded, not his lumbar spine. Once you start pulling over 600#/270kg, everyone rounds their thoracic spine. Other than that, after the first rep he starts swinging the weight around rather than pulling in a straight line, and he also pulls almost entirely with his hamstrings ("hips") and then finishes with his quads ("knees"), rather than opening both joints at the same time, which is by far the biggest thing "wrong" with his technique, not the rounded thoracic spine. Konstantin Konstantinovs also pulls with his entire back quite rounded and only an idiot armchair lifter would tell him he's doing something wrong.
>>66651604
Tate vs Nunes is so underwhelming for the CoMain of 200. Seriously it is. They're not even having Lawler on the card.
UFC 200 looks good for a fight card, but dammit for 200 it's looking pretty damn mediocre. The main and comain are just 196 lite
>>66651989
Conor nuthuggers riding off Werdum pulling out
Many of us have pets, but UFC strawweight contender Rose Namajunas' buddy, Mishka, is more than a pet. Mishka is a registered ESA or emotional support animal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIZ44Ikf2c&feature=youtu.be
>>66652035
THRICE
>>66652205
my nigga
>>66652194
>Mishka is a registered ESA or emotional support animal.
Anybody know if the Tony Ferguson video is still up somewhere? I need it for future /fit/ trolling.
>>66652250
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER
>>66650153
Oh it was just a trap bar deadlift? He's not going to hurt his back doing that even though it looks retarded. The way Sherdog was going nuts I thought it would be something hilarious.
>>66652194
white dog black bull
ffs second shitpost second 209
>>66652275
and what happens to her emotions when the dog dies?
>>66652301
>forgot pic
>>66652275
>it's a let's pretend most people who fight for money are mentally and emotionally stable moment
>>66651444
Odds are usually pretty great for something that will never happen.
>>66652295
Sure brah there's definitely no injury potential anywhere in there, especially all that sweet shoulder action at the end
>>66652320
Swing and a miss.
There's absolutely zero reason for the Diaz-Mcgregor to be taking place at 155.
>>66652437
McGregor should've started off his UFC career at 155. But we can't time travel to the past and restart life so instead we see him earning some cash at """"""""""""featherweight"""""""""""""""
Just imagine what 2014 Conor vs Benson could've been.
wew
No worry, we will still see that in Bellator in 2019. At 170 lol
>>66652498
Benson would wrestlefuck Conor so badly it wouldn't even be fun to watch
who am I kidding that'd be great lol
>>66652205
13 SECONDS
THIRTEEN
H
I
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T
E
E
N
>>66652132
Yeah, when they said "many title bouts" I thought they meant real competitive fights or, at least, some score settling.
Underwhelming is an understatement
>>66652498
>No worry, we will still see that in Bellator in 2019. At 170 lol
>lol'ing at your own joke
This guy right here is a gazelle
>>66652524
you now remember him getting out of the armbar in the first round against gspimp
>>66652580
webm also works for you
haha
>>66652608
>>66652608
sometimes i wonder if Sage is actually so fucking smart he is trolling us this whole time, he is ironically looking stupid
>>66652608
I dont like him
>>66652601
That's better
>>66652608
haha
>>66652608
MADMAN
>>66651955
this. starvation/dehydration makes for easy heems. probably some shitty african countries as well.
Is anyone unironically picking Conor for ufc 200?
>>66652742
Conor will delete Nates chin
How many times do i have to say this
>>66650286
Werdum's daughteru is a cutie.
>>66652770
maybe if he puts brass knucks on
>>66652742
That reminds me of that simpsons episode where bart fucked up that one baseball play and the whole town hated him, then he wanted to suicide because he went crazy and to stop him from killing himself they remade that game and he could never fucking get the play right and they kept redoing it.
With that being said I see the Conor vs Diaz being very similar in that conor will keep on trying because he is a pathetic guy who thinks he is a fighter. I wonder how many rematches he'll get before getting cut.
>>66652837
>That reminds me of that simpsons episode where bart fucked up that one baseball play and the whole town hated him, then he wanted to suicide because he went crazy and to stop him from killing himself they remade that game and he could never fucking get the play right and they kept redoing it.
>>66652837
If conor somehow gets a lucky win, the only logical thing Dana could do is give Nate an immediate rematch
>>66652873
Yep they did suicide in the simpsons lad, that's how shit was supossed to be kiddo.
>>66651108
Don't respond to the Machamp poster. He is some sad NEET that farms (You)'s to distract from his empty life.
>>66652742
Wanna real talk? Most people. He's already bet on more than N8
Is mma the most acurate sport to show which race is the best at fighting or is it something else?
>>66652934
I'm talking about people that have basic knowledge of mma, not casuals that fall for hypetrains
>>66652919
So this is the true face of autism.
>>66652909
That episode doesn't exist lad
I don't know what you're smoking
>>66652770
I'll screencap this in case it does.
>KHABIB VS DARRELL HORCHER
LITERALLY WHO
>>66652974
What the fuck are you on about you don't remember that fucking episode?
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Boys_of_Bummer
fuck you bitch I don't tell no lies.
>>66652990
You should've screencap'd me saying Nate would end the conor meme last year
>>66653036
>S18
Lad
>Khabib fighting some guy making his UFC debut
I wonder what is life insurance policy is worth. Inly good thing is he's gonna get some frequent flyer miles out of this fight.
>>66653040
Remains to be seen. If Conor wins, there won't be a third rematch. He'll fuck off to FW, dominate Aldo and sit comfortably at 55, ducking Nate forever.
You know that's what will happen.IF he wins. If not, his career is indeed over.
>>66653077
RIP Darrell Horcher
>>66653068
Oh shit I need to grow the fuck up
>>66653018
Whaaaaaat
>>66653101
I doubt he'd drop to FW ever again desu
Card for this weekend should be above average spicy at least and nobody talking about it. Deep europe yuros are otherworldly and they might want to get some contracts overseas in the states of murrica.
Bet the house on Rothwell, you fucks. His fight against Werdum before Christmas will be the epithome of unironical athleticism and mewvment.
I kinda feel bad for Dos Santos. Hell, joking, I don't give a single fuck about him.
GO BEN GO U DUMBKANT AUTISTIK POTATO.
>>66652071
For like three days and then they all evaporated like mist which was such a sweet icing on the cake of El Tapo's humiliating domination.
>>66653135
He's too stubborn to let go of the title.
Hope he is. Aldo needs to shut up, after USADA they're all falling down like flies.
>>66653147
Really? I had no idea. It coincided with my vacation and I was only here to see the reaction on the spot. It was mostly Brazilian flags rejoicing that someone who isn't Brazilian beat McGregor tho and I laughed.
>Deserves a belt shot
>Put up against some freshman
Dana is a faggot
>>66653214
It was only one or two of them at that. 90% of potato shitposters disappeared the moment goober tapped. It was glorious.
>>66653261
Can't wait for the Rogan hype video for the new match up tbqh lad
>Darrell Horcher
>fighting Khabib in his debut
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Darrell Horcher is the most important fight in the history of the lightweight division
>>66653408
Not like Khabib is a killer, he's going to wrestlefuck him and then win by unanimous decision.
>gonna get to watch Khabib turbo rape someone
nice
>yfw Khabib Allahu Akbars Darrell
>>66652919
lmao, so insignificant I never even noticed he does this shit
>>66650204
He must learn from RDA vs Diaz
>>66653018
>>66653077
Well at least he can add a finish to his record.
Bloody hell what a disappointment, nice tune up fight for Khabib to get back in there but it might as well not happen at all unless this kid is some GOAT
>>66653462
>he's not a killer
Sure he doesn't finish often, but ask RDA about fighting Khabib.
>yfw freshman actually takes away Khabib's leg and heems him
>>66653386
I'm actually impressed. I've nothing against Irish people, I like them, I'll probably marry an Irish girl, but I expected the opposite effect.
>>66653499
>>66653499
You reading my mind? I was literally thinking this right now.
RDA fucked Nate up and he's in about the same height / reach disadvantage as Conor towards Nate.
>>66650254
Stockholm syndrome at its finest
Delusional and cucked
>>66653531
>yfw freshman wrestlefucks Khabib
>>66653530
I don't speak mexican
HOW WOULD MCGOOBER FAIR AGAINST KHABIB?
>>66650091
I'd agree he has the highest fight IQ of all time.
Probably wouldn't be in top 5 overall tho
>>66652729
2BH he seems like a real fite fan. He is almost always watching attentively
>>66650153
He already took it down.
Holy shit even I have better form and I have to stare at myself in the mirror the whole time (or have a bro tell me when my back is rounding)
>>66653599
Khabib would destroy Magic Mac
>>66650369
>I don't rate Jon Jones
>>66653599
Once Khabiber gets a takedown or a clinch Mcgob is over
>>66650091
He always sounds like he's on the verge of tears.
>>66650159
I hope Bradley wins, I have Phillpino neighbors that won't shut the fuck up about Pac.
>>66650204
All you have to do is kick a Diaz in the lead leg for 5 rounds to win.
>>66651376
I remember watching an Invicta stream and her punches sounded like car crashes. Everyone in the chat was commenting on it.
>>66652669
What does he do that looks stupid
lads, the Fox: Tampa card has two really interesting prospects (haven't seen either fight but heard great things about both).
Khabib Nurmagamedov vs Darrell Horcher, watch for that fight I know its not on the main card but should be good nonetheless.
Luke Rockhold is going to retire as champion
Mcgregor would heem khabib and rda within the first
>>66654681
RDA: Yes
Khabib: Absolutely not
>>66654573
>Luke Rockhold is going to be retired by the champion
ftfy
>>66654832
Big foot
Updated
Main Card:
Ben Rothwell vs. Junior dos Santos
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou vs. Curtis Blaydes
Timothy Johnson vs. Marcin Tybura
Igor Pokrajac vs. Jan Błachowicz
Maryna Moroz vs. Cristina Stanciu
>>66654923
jds
gonzaga
blaydes
tybura
pokrajac
moroz
>>66654923
>Its a heavyweight card
>>66654923
BIG BEN = BIG CHOKEY
Gabe via TKO
Blaydes via slice and dice HEEM
Tybura via boring fucking decision
Jan via boring fucking decision
Moroz via qt decision
>>66654681
70 percent that happening
30 percent wrestlefuck happening (with rda that includes sub)
>>66654923
Rothwell
Gonzaga
Ngannou
Johnson
Pokrajac Stanciu
>McGregor gets his fucking ass kicked by Nate Diaz
>falls from number three overall P4P to number eight
>one spot after Lawler
>one spot before DC
>>66652093
confirmed for never analyzing Konstantin's technique
>>66654832
Twinks or bust.
>>66654681
No and No.
>>66654923
Rothwell (only because JDS lost against a non roided Overoid)
Lewis
Blaydes
Johnson
Jan (decision 100%)
Stanciu
I actually fucked a girl Stanciu beat. No one will believe me but whatever.
>>66655070
He also beat the 10 year reigning champ in 13 secs
>>66655188
Overbitchvoice is doing Wim Hof breathing shit now
he gets +15 on all stats because of chakra control now
>>66655078
absolute pleb. you think northcutt is hot?
i like my guys to be interesting and a solid 5'11 or 6ft. not lanky tall or short, and to have interesting, confident demeanor and faces. rory and dan can both get it
>>66654832
why does he look turkish though
I find it very interesting that some brits look like mediterranean people, like jon snow for example
>6ft - 6ft4
mass and width is so goddamn underrated... i'm going to start massing up to take advantage of my 6ft1 height. seeing this makes me think king of manlets 5'10s are looking as big as me due to mass and good posture. this is a life changing picture.
>>66654923
>JDS via heem
>black beast via gnp heem
>the bull via heem
>tybura via slav power
>blachowicz via decision
>moroz via armbar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig
>Some people really think Conor could win in a real mma fight.
But for real, from which weight class on would the figthing skill of a UFC fighter be enough to beat the size difference?
>>66655496
Ben Rothwell could choke him to death in under a minute.
>>66651051
mcgoob does not have good enough kicks to beat diaz. he's not going to get a monster knockout because hes going to pace himself. paced mcgregor is going to look terrible against volume diaz. he's going to lose in the second again, but hes going to try to stay up and TKO (strikes)
>>66655313
Dan?
>>66655494
>the bull
Which one
>Talent doesn't exist, all humans are equal in potential
>>66655313
is 5'10 short? I don't like being the manlet king
>>66655496
From WW on
will need KO power though, kaoklai did it, its def possible you just need to fight differently
>>66655555
y i k e s
>>66655496
170 if they're about 200 p0unds before weight cutting
>>66655555
FUCK YOU THAT WAS LEICESTER'S GET YOU STOLE
>>66655422
what do i look like?
offend me and expect to meet me at HEEM FC 1.
>>66655566
Correct
>>66655555
>>66655606
you look like a monkey
>>66651313
USADA didn't change anything, I see
>>66655606
you look like someone who votes for the green party
>>66655624
holy shit is that you??? cant be natty
>>66655624
Gas
>>66655606
you're not a bad looking guy 2bh
however, i'd heem you and heem you quick
>>66655313
low test cuck
>>66651514
id say thats the worst synthol ever, but its not even close
>>66655627
>>66655657
>>66655669
if you met me on the mat you wouldn't be so quick to make negative judgements. my triangle is infamous
>>66655624
Rich is disgusting
>darrell horcher
this going to be like the time Khabib murdered Thiago Tavares
>>66655783
Purple bro here, square up.
>>66655693
>Being a fag
>>66655823
same. give me a time and a date filthy yank
>>66654923
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Tybura
Blachowicz
Moroz
http://strawpoll.me/7308139
How much does /heem/ know about synthol?
>>66655844
I'll be in Bury Park next week, can you make it?
>>66655783
you really look like a monkey not even kidding
>>66651952
>salt
pretending little pygmy polynesians couldn't be shut off like lightswitches
>>66655868
All there is to know
>>66652017
Found a person who cares right here
>Darrell Horcher
What the hell has happened to Joe Silva?
you guys see where KN is fighting Darrell Horcher?
at least we get to see KN fight
>>66652358
black guys swing with your miss
>>66655589
>>66655601
>>66655624
Yeah, but who is Dan?
>>66655971
oh shit
>>66655974
that's not bad
>>66655971
apparently she looks bangable from a distance
>i wouldnt fuck paige
>>66652815
just a reminder skinnyfat nate tore up healthy looking mcgoobs in less than two rounds
>>66656055
I would bone paige, not because I find her attractive but because then I could say that I boned her
>>66656055
>I don't want Paige and Sage to deflower each other and live a faithful, monogamous marriage
>>66656086
>I would bone paige, not because I find her attractive but because then I could say that I boned her
>>66655881
what kind?
i don't have the reach to be a monkey. its 73 inch
>>66656055
I actually had a really vivid dream where I did fuck Rose.
>>66655880
It's Muslim central but I'll be there.>>66655844
>>66656139
chimpanzee
>>66655880
i'm down. loser buys me a pint at weatherspoons and a large portion of chips mate (protip: bring a tenner so you're ready to fulfill that.)
>>66655555
>>66656002
Finally got a decent get and I can't even get my question answered.
>>66656180
Okay what day?
instead of cerrone we get a literal fucking who
>>66656145
i had a vivid dream where i did rose last night, not kidding
In London this sunday
Anyone want to get heemed
>>66654923
Junior Dos Santos
Black Beast
Nigganou
Johnson
Pokrajac
Moroz
Is Luke actually a perfect person?
>>66656238
Khabob is a wuss.
>>66656234
predictionbro here, wtf is this?
>>66655624
>SYNTHOL!!!!
>GAS!!!
>HGH!!!
>PROTEIN!!!
>BODY IMAGE BLINDNESS!!!
When your powers combine, you have summoned earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet Fitness!
>>66656247
Nice. Good dream taste.
>>66650159
Damn it's so fucking funny that the 10th fighter on this card makes more per fight than the 10th rated UFC guy in the entire sport.
>>66656286
no, he has the personality of a cardboard box
Kebaab "Did 9/11" Nurmiego fighting a dude nicknamed The Saint.
pottery.
>Tumenov is champ material
>>66654923
Big Ben
Gonzaga
Niggannou
Johnson
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66656341
It's called being a totally chill dude bro.
>>66656303
a prediction
Kenny: "If cyborg can't make 135 would you be willing to fight her at 140?"
Meisha: "yes, absolutely."
Why is she so fucking based?
>>66656396
well i'm not taking it
try again with the picks in the text part of the post and a picture in the picture part
>>66656422
Literally 5 pounds
>>66656286
>worst dressed
>still clearly most attractive
I don't know about perfect, but that's impressive
>>66656422
because she's broke
>>66654923
Rothwell
Gonzaga
Blaydes
Johnson
Jan
Maryna
Reminder that Khabib's best win is Rafael "literally who" Dos Nachos
>>66656279
u wot m8
>>66656286
when will they learn?
>>66656471
>I don't rate Khabib
>my beautiful city
does poland ever not look like it's in the middle of WW2?
>>66656471
His biggest win will be actually be making it to the 16th
>>66656525
dude where are the fucking palm trees lmao xD
>>66656548
lol
>>66656433
literally ronda said she wouldn't.
>>66656525
>that picture perfect batshit crazy car keying tire slashing ex gf on her best behavior look
>>66656528
Dude cmon....
>>66656286
you know why these are boring shit fighters and fights? there is literally no heat between these guys, the fact they can stand beside each other, sit next to each other, these guys should be super aggressive but their body language is muted and neutral, true cuckold material the lot of them.
>>66656652
*punches your fist*
>>66656471
top kek
>implying RDA isn't a MUNSTER
>>66656652
>>66656652
I know bro, they should totally be maniacs and have to be restrained like this at every press conference
>>66656602
she looks normal to me
>>66656709
I didnt say they should be swinging at each other, but these guys are professional fighters who's objective is to beat each other unconscious, there should be a certain level of aggression that just isnt there
What does UFC stand for?
>>66656640
>>66656652
>mfw the girls are actually the ones who are game as fuck all the time
also got her name right in the first go lads, feeling proud
>>66656749
ultimate fighting challenge
>>66656764
fuck me meant to post this
>>66652194
if you're scared get an emotional support dog, bro
>>66656739
Why? Some fighters need that aggression to perform, but if you don't need to it's better not to get all heated. Getting emotional = making mistakes. It's hard to get to a point where you can kick someone's ass in a totally emotionally detached manner, but if you can do it you have an advantage over a guy who can't think cause he's so pissed off.
>>66656739
>people should pretend to be angry at eachother so I can enjoy the mandrama
>>66656739
>why can't everyone be like Conor
>>66656828
thats why i like the diaz bros and joanna desu
>>66656749
Unsurprisingly Feisty Cholos
>>66654923
Thank you for your service.
Question for whichever one of you lads is the gayest:
How do I get my hair to look like Elias? My hair is exactly like his, but mine is a little wee bit more curly. When I part it like that, it leaves a larger looking gap than his because of how thick my hair is.
>>66656828
>Picking on the one remaining Irish MMA fan
no bully
>>66656749
Undeserved Fights for Conor
>>66656303
>predictionbro here
Kek
>>66656889
not sure why you would want your hair to look like that
if you dont have his face you wouldnt be able to pull it off anyway and it'll just look silly
>>66656303
>predictionbro here
>>66656889
post your face
>>66656920
Well nobody has his face but I'm handsome and look good with long, clean looking curly hair.
I just don't know how he parts it right at the top of one side and doesn't have the part look like a gap between his two sections of hair.
Or maybe it does and it's just the angle?
>>66656950
its the angle
>>66656941
lol fuck no
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Report-Tate-Was-Offered-Holm-Rematch-at-UFC-200-Opted-to-Face-Nunes-Instead-102977
>>66656975
I like that better 2bh
>>66656973
只是做了柴草
>>66656975
lmao wow Holly got pretty fucked over with this whole thing.
And all because she believed that Tate did deserve a shot and that the UFC had been doing her dirty.
>>66656975
Smart decision desu
>>66656975
Has Cat Bazinga got a fight signed yet?
>>66657003
no fuckin way boys
>>66656739
Exactly, they're professional fighters. It's bretty gud when you get two guys like DC and Jones who legit hate each other, but I don't need fake mandrama and shitty bantz to build up every big fight.
>>66657017
Peña at 200 just got announced
>>66657003
"I don't think about my technique"
"I know I have everything it takes to be a champion"
>>66656975
HOLLY HOLM = W.G.A.F.
that's what you get for being nice :^)
>>66657003
facepaint meme is horrible, who's idea was this? probably dana and no one could tell him no.
>>66657003
>>66657030
Fuck yes, Cat will rekt her and she will get cut
ROTHWELL
GONZAGA
NGANNOU
TYBURA
BLACHOWICZ
STANCIU
>>66657003
>just watch
>14 seconds
>>66657039
Dana and his marketing jews hoping to stumble dick-first into the next "do nothing bitches" desu
>>66656994
She didn't get fucked over, she got choked out
>>66657003
>I don't think about my technique
top kek
>>66657032
And the G looks like an arrow pointing to the next text.
>tate literally took a weaker opponent
>holms called her out on it too
I went from respecting tate to thinking of her like a weak bitch
>>66656975
what about their friendship bracelets
>>66657124
#RondaWasRight
>Zingano vs. Pena
YESS
FINALLY
Zingano will end the Pena meme. Pena is such a fucking overrated fighter and to see her fucked by Zingano will be glorious.
>>66655606
A faggot.
>>66657155
zingano has zero ground game, her bjj is weak as fuck.
>>66653599
only if he pulls a Aldo again. otherwise next to nothing.
>>66650159
>>66650159
>>66650159
>>66650159
>>66650159
Pacs supposed to get $20 million guarantee for showing up.
That might be for something else.
Still, upper echelon boxers still make more than the entire UFC main card roster on any night.
Middle of the road can still earn $100K and above.
Rory is being paid $59K.
Ain't Dana and the Fritatas grand?
>>66657182
pretty much what every company does to be honest
>>66653552
>>66653499
Conor relies on his size to bully FW and even then his power isn't that ground shaking. He still needed volume to stop most of the FWs barring Aldo running into his punch.
RDA is a completely different animal.
No one can follow that gameplan against Diaz unless your name is Dos Anjos or Benson Henderson.
McGregor has shitty kicks, it's more for style and nothing else. His Muay Thai game is shit, even his boxing was exposed against Diaz.
It's over lads. It's over and just enjoy the ride.
McGee won't even be able to do a Condit and outpace and evade a Diaz for 5 rounds.
>>66657155
Relax Shayna Bazsler i know you're still salty but lets see how it goes
>>66657180
>pulling an aldo is a term
>>66657173
Pena 's shitty grappling wasn't even enough for Jessica Eye and the brutality in her finish over Dudieva was exaggerated; Dudieva just looked bored and disinterested during the GNP. Zingano by TKO rd 2.
>>66657124
Nunes is still pretty dangerous, I wouldn't sleep on her.
>>66650010
no u goof
>>66650153
>>66650153
>>66650153
>PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR S&C SHITBAG COACHES
Seems like only a few know what they're doing. Curson seems to have taught RDA proper form in most lifts.
GOd damn is MMA filled with Crossfit magic wand asshat trainers.
No wonder fighters keep getting injured.
>>66650153
>ow my spine
>>66657249
>>66657248
Conor did very well early on against Nate but Nate was clearly the better boxer.
Also Conor's size was not a big deal at featherweight; he's the same size as Poirier whom he wrecked and two inches shorter than Holloway, whom he dominated with a wonky leg.
I wouldn't count Conor out yet
>>66650153
you don't have to be strong to be a good fighter
look at mcgregger
>>66657321
It's ridiculous. No wonder RDA's fucking murking everyone, he's the only one making proper gains.
>>66657253
I'm just sick of people praising Pena. WBW has some excellent fighters and she is definitely not one of them.
>>66654923
Slothwell via tko
Gonzaga with some slick jitz
Blaydes via tko
Tim Johnson via who cares
Jan B via Decision
Maryna Moroz via sub
>>66657249
Sure friendo
you fucks complain about unfair instant rematches
the queen accepts a new challenge instead of another rematch and then you complain because she didn't take the rematch
WHAT THE ACTUAL
FUCK
*the queen is miesha, just in case you didn't know already
>>66657264
yeah ok, feel free not to admit me into your english literature ma program then. i will understand.
>>66657361
Are you upset about the whole bar thing?
Did she slap you?
>>66657249
>>66650091
cruz is so based
>>66652205
>Aldo coming back
He's been crying about McGregor ever since he got sent to fucking dreamland. I can't wait for Edgar to turn him into a big whiny Brazilian pretzel
>>66657387
No, I just said I don't like her receiving praise. She's a mediocre fighter
>>66657435
NEW
>>66657384
why are you turks on the internet always so hostile
I would literally kill you if said this to me IRL
>>66657361
>WBW has some excellent fighters
inb4 10 post early new thread
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Johnson
Pokrajac
Moroz
>>66657378
>you fucks complain about unfair instant rematches
>unfair instant rematches
Miesha vs Holm 2 isn't an unfair instant rematch though. By most accounts Holm was winning going into the 5th, and Tate needed to finish the fight in order to win. Hoping for a rematch of a very competitive 5 round title fight is completely different than trying to justify an instant rematch in someone like Aldo's case, who got knocked stone-dead in record time.
Far more people are genuinely interested in seeing Holm vs Tate 2 as opposed to Tate vs Nunes. Nunes has potential, but she's far less likely to be a serious threat to Tate's belt than Holm
>>66657466
It's 9 posts early you goofball
>>66657464
watch out for USADA Joanna
500
>>66651182
>should be
look at his fucking corner
he's going to be prancing in the sand like a fucking monkey, lifting weights and eating 3 breakfasts to get to 200, then try to cut 30 for weigh in
then once he gets shit on anyway, hes gonna die cutting to 145, actually die.
>>66657482
It's not like Holm has been the champ for decades. She has literally been a one hit wonder.
Ladder keeps going. Unironically, Aldo deserved the rematch more than Holly did. I'm speaking on past tense on purpose.
>>66657453
guess i'm just lucky to be at a safe distance from a killing machine such as yourself.
soft dutch pussy
>>66654923
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Johnson
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66657453
>holland
>kill
kekaro
>>66657510
That's what's great about it. He will die with his meme, and I will never stop looking down my nose at faggy irish bandwagoners who know nothing about mma.
>>66657534
Maybe he's a "dutch" black bull.
>>66657534
R A R E
A
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>>66657576
>>66657534
RARE ON RARE ACTION
why did nobody tell me the tesla 3 is only 26k euros? im legit buying one
>>66657534
turkebantz
thread is maxing, here's a live police chase:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>66657680
lol dumb ass cops missed the spike strip by about a mile
>>66651416
i will break your shit dog
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