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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Horcher)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG_w0zc7CrY
>DADA 5000 claims he died during Kimbo fight, had kidney failure and 2 heart attacks
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11380108/dada-5000-claims-he-died-during-the-fight-against-kimbo-slice-at
>Tate-Nunes confirmed for UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11381976/miesha-tate-to-face-amanda-nunes-at-ufc-200
>Khabib fighting a who
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/7/11388246/khabib-nurmagomedov-gets-replacement-darrell-horcher-at-ufc-on-fox-19
FREE FIGHTS:
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
Rothwell vs Mitrione: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
JDS vs Mir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Ben Rothwell's striking defense is deceptively good
Zigano vs Peña confirmed for UFC 200
Lawler will be in the UFC 200 comain
gi 3x a week MINIMUM
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/7/11387206/shogun-calls-internet-critics-virgins-who-think-they-know-how-to-bone-ufc-news?utm_campaign=bloodyelbow&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
weweweweww
Shogun confirmed for browsing /heem/
>>66657464
Obviously they don't hold a candle to even Flyweight, but Holm, Rousey, Miesha, Nunes and Zingano are good for female fighters.
>>66657471
is one of her parents jewish?
neetrex
schaub
filthy
>jon
(You)
me
>>66657489
>hue banter
i remember when shogun was literally the entire internets boy
>>66657482
i'm all for immediat rematches if the champion was beaten narrowly and if he has been dominant, multiple defenses and shit
I would've minded Tate - Holm 2 but I'm OK with no rematch since it was Holm first defense
She's getting fucked in an hilarious way tho, since the UFC wanted her to wait for the money rematch with Rousey and she asked to stay active
is nick the tooth a meme yet lads?
>>66657587
HOLY MOLY
>>66657587
I physically can't handle the sound or sight of Portuguese
>>66657489
he should lose weight tbqhwy, i had sex yesterday
>>66657590
no he sucks
>>66657583
It's very light-hearted,' Tate said. 'Conor is hilarious and he keeps things light-hearted and now that we have Nate, we have those two flipping each other off and Holly and I are making friendship bracelets.
>women
>friends
![The Prestige (1080p HD).m4v_snapshot_00.10.01_[2016.03.20_20.01.26].png](https://i.imgur.com/lBfRBqy.png "The Prestige (1080p HD).m4v snapshot 00.10.01 [2016.03.20 20.01.26]")
Time (you)'s
NOW!
>>66657504
I don't know, I'd have to call her and ask her.
>>66657590
He's fucking disgusting that's all I know
>le run your hands through greasy hair then roll dough with them man
>>66657480
NoGi 7x a week.
>>66657623
he lacks a fucking tooth he already looks disgusting
I'll ask again
is there a heem channel like Dawk Ins for apehoop or The Beast for fightan vidya? Just good montages without awesome music overlay?
(You) know the drill
>>66657668
>soy sauce
bad for gains
>UFC 200
>2 WMMA matches
Lawler better be on this shit or this card is going straight into the trash tbf familia
>>66657679
>implying a literal god of haha and testosterone cares about trivialities like that
>>66657648
whats the beast?
>>66657679
not if you're on keto
>>66657623
>lacks a tooth
>complains about greasy hair
also McGregor's disgusting sweaty armpit is horrible
>>66657489
>Most fans support me
stopped reading right there desu
>>66657710
>keto
>KETO
>he does keto
>>66657668
is he contractually obligated to keep that haircut?
>>66657689
Miesha is hot an can fight.
Zingano is hot an can fight.
Women's reebok outfight is tight.
Only way Lawler will be there is if they schedule him against Condit.
GOAT card. It will be goat card, guaranteed. Trust me, cap this post.
>>66657710
>he fell for Rogan's shilling
Carb up you shitkaant
>>66657705
BONITA
Not thick enough.
>>66657752
outfit*
>>66657752
Miesha vs Nunes will be JUST BLEED
>>66657679
Fermented soy doesn't fuck with your gains
>>66657613
/HIGHTEST/
>>66657710
>rogaine shilling
fucking goof
>>66657705
Laura?
what is keto
>>66657812
>>66657778
>>66657719
>I believe something some anon said on 4chan
It works and it is, without a doubt, the easiest way for a man to lose weight. You get to crush steaks wrapped in bacon and soaked in butter and eat as much cheese as you want.
Believe whatever you want, though.
>>66657613
Same, it fucking disgusting listening to hue's chimp out in practice.
>>66657861
rose is such a qt
>>66657869
你很蠢防癌,抗癌的白痴
>3 days until a comfy morning card filled with heavyweight heems with the lads
>>66657861
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketosis
>>66657829
pretty ironic picture there bud lol
>>66657889
>the lads
can you stop being a faggot? what's up with my fellow americans using britfag slang?
wait the card is on in the morning?
>>66657920
Oui
>>66657920
well yeah its in europa shitkaant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>American cops
>>66657920
It's in Croatia, timezones are different
>>66657861
its a diet unhealthy fat people use to lose weight through calorie restriction and eating as much as grease and unhealthy stuff possible
its a good way to scrap 20years of your life clean
>>66657920
>tfw it starts at 4:30pm
Not even sure I prefer that to the usual 1am
caption this image lads
>>66657920
Starts at 10:30am ET or 7:30am PT for burgerbros
>>66657980
dontwakemeup.jpg
good response to something bad happening
>>66657980
Sleepy Artem
>>66657984
the weight difference there is just too much, they have to split it to 235 and 265
>>66657936 >>66657940 >>66657946 >>66657970 >>66657984
help /heem/ i need completely blackout window blinds for 5 foot by 6 foot windows by sunday
>>66657980
Mr. Spock something something
>>66657648
these are the ones I can think of
https://www.youtube.com/user/BJJSCOUT
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2i7H-EzzpQLeaj3Qplatjw
https://www.youtube.com/user/LawrenceKenshin
https://www.youtube.com/user/Mifojei
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheMontageKing
>>66658009
why even have 265 limit, if someones 300lbs and good enough to be in ufc they should be allowed, and would mean some guys wouldnt have to cut to 265
>>66658036
Thanks, these are nice
>tfw this qt3.14 just signed with Glory/Invicta
>>66658068
only Mifojei really does montages though
The others are either breakdown or voiced over videos
there was another cool channel called mmm MMA but it got shut down I think
>>66658082
>dutch surname
>doesnt even look remotely dutch
btw paige's surname is also dutch
>>66657944
>>66657944
>>66657944
EXPLAIN THIS LIVESTREAM TO ME??????????
>>66658082
Is that the bitch that beat cyborg in muay thai?
>>66657944
>black people
>>66657705
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT-WkUmMBrqDTXXAK4BOCbw/videos
great channel
>>66658082
lovely white dutch woman, is she a good fighter?
>just realised I have a doctor's appointment 17:00 on sunday
>card starts at 16:30
>am going to miss my boy de chirico fighting
fuuuck
>>66658163
12-2-1 in Muay Thai/Kickboxing, 0-1 in MMA. Not bad.
>>66658115
Doesn't look like it
>>66657869
>steaks
>bacon
>butter
>cheese
https://youtu.be/fxLh1bEiLNk
>>66658175
how's your heart?
>>66658214
lmao who is this crazy fuck
>>66658179
Just checked Jorina Baars is the Lion Fight champion that beat cyborg
guys a lesbian friend of mine who i'm in love with contacted me out of the blue after a month and is hanging out with me tomorrow. i've kissed her twice and she knows i'm in love with her. she's 5ft tall, real cute
so my question is
what submission should i throw on her when i feint the cuddle and hip toss her
Find me ONE picture of Paige Vanzant's mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV0ZJwVeh4
i found her dad in that video
I looked up Rachel VanZant and the result is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHPNwyh1I8
fightfu time
>>66658272
Our guy
>>66658271
dunno, that's what I'm supposed to go to the doctor for
fine probably
argentina called it, it was just meme anxiety
>>66658314
our guy is durian you gassed up kaant
>>66658307
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHPNwyh1I8 [Remove]
>start the video
wew
>>66658307
http://www.mma-core.com/photos/Happy_Mother_s_Day_to_my_amazing_mother_ilovesunshine4_Paige_VanZant_Instagram_Post_May_11_2014/83446
>>66658336
M I L F
I
L
F
>>66658344
ya pretty good for a mother of 2
>>66657910
>my fellow americans
i'm not your fellow nigger
>>66658221
Holy shit this got me hyped up for a potential rivalry for a loooong time.
I would totally want mcgoob and nate have a forever rivalry.
Damn you ufc shills
>>66658329
Any freaky bitches in here?
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>66658349
thank (you)
that's where she gets her chubby arms from
she looks pretty white from that picture though
>>66658382
i know, whoever made this is goat. i wasn't hyped at all before now i want to see the fight again kek
BREAKING
Jon Jones involved in car chase
https://youtu.be/3mq5hrUDoYo
>>66658382
>yfw in 2035 they'll fight at Bellator 1000 just like we saw Royce and Ken a few weeks ago
>>66658367
you sure that's not a sister or a cousin?
she looks too young
>>66658418
I say nate does the nutkick cuz he's a jusitsu black belt and conor is the kickée because he does the same roids as ken
>>66658435
it's not her i just felt like posting it
>>66658344
jesus
>>66658457
oh aite
>dc vs jones is kill, replaced with shitty fan
>khabib vs ferguson is kill, replaced with even shittier can
Who will be the first to drop out of UFC 200?
>>66658457
You did good
>>66658344
those are her 2 little kids
that's a good fat shaming video
lads i got heemed by an asian last night
should that be grounds for retiring?
>>66658503
depends what asian, is he american? if yes then off yourself now. if he is thai or chinese then just post willy and we'll be good
>>66658503
post the CCTV footage
>>66658537
>all those smug cheeky kaants taking a peek at her arse
haha
>>66658537
Do you have more Ireland? I do enjoy those titties.
>>66658537
>>66658537
who is this aryan angel?
Phil Davis and King Mo were on Rick Tittle's sports show today. Mo shot on Winslow as a bad ref.
>>66658537
>tfw no comfy bosom to fall asleep in
>>66658615
i'm sure you've got a couple potatoes around the house you can stuff in a pillow
>>66658606
>amerishoots
>tfw dern is the next wsw champ and dethrones the polish goblin
where does holly homely go from here?
>>66658221
this is a good promo, especially all 7 or 8 seconds the winner of the last fight was in of it
>>66658676
wait for ronda to regain the belt then heem her again
but eventually get heemed by cyborg
http://youtu.be/RMw-fKtZVRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqj6xi5_JI
>>66658691
mcgregor is the main point of it lad, and you can bet your ass he's a bigger draw than nate. don't be delusional eh there bud
Lads, /r/-ing the holly pic with her holding the murica flag and looking down. no its not the one where she has the belt.
>>66658068
Who is this gilf?
>>66658728
kek
So Fightpass added all the EBI and a fuck ton of old school Pancrase.
What happened?
>>66658758
thanks for the update, 2 dollars and 59 cents have been deposited in your usbank account
>>66658769
Retired
Guys I think Rogaine is breaking, I'm scared
>>66658758
Great, now can they add a navigable website and a player that isn't utter shit ?
>>66658777
idk I was surprised to find them.
>>66658788
Also this.
>>66658728
Based Raging Al
>>66658783
that's what happens when you're on the gas for too long
>>66658808
Is he going to go somewhere far now?
>>66658783
Why does he keep booking literally whos?
oof, who's gonna break them the news?
>>66658728
wow I'd be so embarrassed if my boy did some shit like this
whew
>These fights on UFC 200 will blow your mind
>>66658833
>Man U
Mike is a cuck
>>66658823
He's with some LSD SHROOM megaking and the dude is super old and they are talking super duper bitching about social issues like they don't wanna talk about power rangers.
why s every girl in mma either a butterface or a butterbody. why can't there be a true 10/10
>>66657828
Of course it is
>>66658728
don't get knocked the fuck out...
by these prices
>>66658082
Aint she the chick that didnt get paid by Lion Fight?
>>66658783
HE'S LOSING IT
>>66658821
yeah, death. nigga puts so much chemicals in his body its bound to happen
>>66658834
this tbqhwy, werdum is too based for this shit
>>66658871
because true dimes don't need to do mma to get rich
>>66658358
Mah Nigga
>tfw shes the female Khabib
>>66658890
Fuck I liked that little fella, he was like family.
>>66658855
>not being excited for Tate vs Nunes
Nunes is a MUUUUNSTER, she has an over 90% finishing rate and is the most feared striker in the division. Miesha Tate is a one of the kind fighter with tons of heart who always finds a way to win. This is truly a once ever match up, an unstoppable force vs an immovable object. Fasten your seat belts, this fight will blow your mind.
>>66658893
>no he can't, that chink manlet can't take that left yeh
>>66658643
>Potatoes
>Not Meatballs
>>66658893
Of course, porra.
>>66658889
What does Jones have for lunch?
>>66658893
>le unironocially lose to Aldo man
>>66658912
Nunes has the gas tank of a fucking heavyweight, lad. she looked like complete shit last fight
>>66658912
what are you doing in the caliphate rogan?
>>66658925
steak and pineapple, hehe
>>66658865
b-but he's from manchester
>>66658936
She dominated a world class striker in her last fight, Nunes is a truly ferocious fighter who goes all out for the finish at all times. Tate vs Nunes is the fight the fans wanted and deserved.
>>66658889
is it ever OK to call a guy who made you cry a bitch?
>>66657804
claudia is now my girl desu
Why is Khabib fighting this poor whitey? The Lightweight Division might be the most stacked area, why is Dana feeding Khabib a can? Is it because of his injury layoff?
>>66659084
Khabib is the only one who can beat RDA and the UFC hates it when non charismatic hues are the champs
Nick Diaz was a so-so fighter in the UFC, left and fought in the minor leagues, padding his record. Somehow this conned Dana into thinking he was good, so he was brought back and has been blasted to a 1 - 3 record in the UFC since his return.
>>66659124
He got those fights because he sells PPV's you fucking goof
>>66659124
Actually, he's 1-2 1NC
>>66659124
Against GOATs though after his return. He'd beat almost anyone past the top 5 in WW and he'd do it in dominate fashion.
Robbie Lawler was also a so-so fighter in the UFC before his career resurgence in strikeforce who only still holds the belt because he figured out that winning one round then winning the 5th is all that matters in a title fight.
>>66658777
>$2.59 per post to shill fightpass on the internet
sign me up
I would love to do that in my spare time every once in a while
>>66659124
>Penn
>Condit
>GSP
>Silva
Yeah man who the fuck would lose to these bums? Send him to 1FC so he can get even opponents.
>>66659124
Nick has the GOAT opponent streak
>>66659209
>a GOAT
>the rightful champ
>the GOAT WW
>the GOAT MW
god damn that is big fights
http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/jon-jones-vs-jon-jones-ufc-star-on-his-greatest-opponent-himself-20160407?page=5
>>66659225
nick looks so much faster and powerful there.
>>66659295
yeah, i'm a huge diaz fan, and even i have to admit nick has really let himself go
>>66659104
>werdum no charisma
>khabib charisma
fucking wew
>>66659345
way to pretend that I said something that I didn't
Reminder Khabib will never lose.
>>66659371
reminder khabib has no knees
>>66659207
hit me up on twitter you goof
>>66659371
reminder that khabib btfo rda
>>66659383
Say what you want, monkey face whatever, I'd ravage her with the force of a thousand sun
>>66659383
>agreed to fight rose on short notice
>ufc literally had to sign someone to get cuckbib to fight
>Khabib vs Some guy
This is the best you can do Dana? The most stacked division(tm)(c) in the UFC and no one to fight Khabib?
>>66659383
i bet her vag has a helluva grip on it
>>66659420
>The most stacked division
I'm so fucking sick of hearing this, it is nowhere near the most stacked division lol
>americans unironically finding gadelha attractive
Whats with yankes and scary looking brazilian women?
Gadelha/gabi/becht are all unattractive as shit, step up usa-sama.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/7/11381824/ufc-zagreb-foe-friend--journeyman-unconventional-path-octagon-ivica-truscek-nicolas-dalby-mma
Ivica has my hespect. Great article
>>66659450
It's leftover from the Showtime period desu.
>>66659463
wat
>>66659457
we were talking about claudia loving america
>>66659457
she looks like she has a penis, most american men are secretly homosexual
>cap this
>>66659457
How dare you comparing Gadelha to Gabi and Bitch Correia ?
Claudia has an objectively attractive face, something that can't be said of the 2 others
>>66659405
>implying
>>66659443
>implying
>>66659476
Dana use to hype the LW division a lot when Pettis was big before RDA.
>>66659506
>ynr Pettis was on cereal boxes at some point
>>66659506
pettis could have been way bigger than he turned out to be, feels bad tbqhwy
she loves guns drugs and motorcycles you're objectively a cuck if you don't like claudia
>>66659405
el cuck was the one that dropped out, khabib wanted to fight cerrone
Reminder that Jessica Eye is the best boxer in WBW division.
>>66658300
vaporizer
>>66659506
>PETTIS IS LITERALLY THE P4P BEST FIGHTER ON PLANET EARTH
>>66659532
and you are objectively a homosexual if you do like Claudia, she has a giant clit and sounds like a man when she talks
reminder that filthy tom would ko silva
>>66658175
>poorfag cant into dvr
kek
>>66659495
ur joking right?
Gadelha literally looks like a dude senpai
You can fuck better looking dickchicks for 30 bucks here in brazil tbqh
>>66659549
being gay for women with certain somewhat masculine features is the straightest thing you can do, faggot
when will we wordfilter the word cuck lads
my candidate for a replacement word is goofball
>>66659569
if you say so
>>66659585
This
>>66659585
goof is just fine
>>66659585
it was wordfiltered, we got it back
a mod gave me a 24 hour ban for bypassing the filter for cuck earlier this year
>>66659506
>tfw Luke Thomas was nuthugging Pettis like crazy despite showing no improvement in his grappling
>>66659591
>le intimidated by muscular women """"man""""
grow a pair tbqhwyfamalam
>>66659606
oh yeah, i remember kek
but changing 2 letters isn't really the same thing as making into a different word entirely
it still has the same sound to it
>>66659585
This just shows you how good of a fighter Schaub really was, that spinning elbow was beautiful. In comparison look at Rothwell mindlessly spamming the left hook until it finally clips Schaub. This is why MMA isn't that popular, technical fighters often lose to inferior fighters, making it a very frustrating sport to watch.
>>66659618
Pettis is the McMeme of the LW division. Wrestlefucked to hell by any decent wrestler.
>>66659640
More technicial does not mean superior
>>66659640
>Implying the most popular in the world isn't full of less skilled teams beating the better one week in week out
Someone's getting heemed bad this weekend I can feel it, but who?
>>66659585
>>66659640
the labored way that schaub throws that right hand as ben is stumbling backwards makes me laugh desu. it's a girl punch.
>>66659658
Most popular SPORT in the world, obviously
>>66659660
fake sage
>>66659596
mmm those broad shoulders and vascular forearms, yum
>its a khabib ducks RDA episode
>>66659660
it's you
You know remember Jesicca Aguilar
>>66659663
10/10 body but her face brings her down so much
>>66659687
she's fighting lima who is unironically top 10, maybe not with usada
>>66657480
GI 5-6 times a week here.
...literally nothing else
But still, I win
How about diaz trolling cerrone and pettis on instagram calling them "fukn dorks" lol.
reminder that the big tard will be hw champ by 2017
jej
>>66659708
nevermind cookie monster is
Are Sage
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/7/11387646/ufc-news-mma-interview-jon-jones-hit-and-run-police-felony-crime-albuquerque
>God wanted me to hurt people
>>66659722
Who wins Ngannou vs Rothwell?
>>66659734
idk but that's a spicy banger I'm willing to see
>I enjoy watching Mousasi
>>66659734
hillbilly
>>66659722
rothwell has improved quite a bit lately in terms of technical skill, even if it is a bit gimmicky
that gogo choke and the way he holds his arms out to parry/block punches is fairly technical stuff and it's served him very well
Nick looking kinda off :s
>>66659751
Agreed even his first round ko of Hendo was boring
Could you take this vegan in a fight?
>>66659759
he's a really big guy, him fighting werdum and the smaller hw's won't be good for those guys desu
>>66659786
On all fours like that he looks like a fucked up horse.
>>66659225
This fight is as relevant as Nick's loss to that rapist.
>>66659759
Truly beautiful technique.
>>66659557
it's on fightpass you goof
watching sports after they've taken place is not the same as watching them live
lads M1 and Akhmat Fight Show (featuring Thiago Santos and Paulo Thiago) on Friday, we gonna watch it?
>>66659807
>Nick's loss to that rapist
what?
will hunto ever be champ? i would be really sad if he doesn't get another title fight :(
Khebub Newchampomedov
>>66659786
i'd triangle him before he knew what happened
>>66659773
>yfw nick will never be good again
>>66659799
for you
>>66659759
I can't help but love him because he looks like an overpowered tard who can do silly looking technique only by grace of what an animal he is
>>66659729
imagine what that cop did to people BEFORE body cameras?
>>66659828
Jeremy Jackson. He whopped Nick Diaz's ass years ago and is now in prison for rape.
>>66659844
Sucked em dry
>>66658349
>>66658411
Damn, her mom is way better looking than her.
>>66659835
good post
FREE MONEY ALERT
Francis Ngannou is an UNDERDOG against Curtis Blaydes (making his debut on short notice). The Bull will make your wife and her son very happy.
>>66658952
Even worse, probably Moss Side.
>>66659848
>Nick was TKO'd by a rapist
Does being a rapist give you chin deleting powers?
>>66659870
based nigganou, i would love LOVE for him to fuck my wife, i would lick his cum out with my tongue
>>66659870
where?
>>66659596
>Cat will never sit on your face
Why live
>>66659870
dem odds at Ladbrokes
Too bad my account is empty
>>66659892
>cat will never sit on your face
Honestly brightens my day
>>66659879
it gives you life-deleting powers, look at joe son.
you guys think bryan gets schaub to fuck his wife for him?
>>66659912
Pity
Litteraly just discovered that on sunday's card there is a french guy whom was until now fighting for some south african promotion
What a world we live in
>>66659945
Forsure
mauro ranallo literally doing wwe
lol
>>66659966
im surprised south africa doesnt make better mma guys. theyre all 7 foot dutch boer guys or black kickboxers from the ghetto
>>66659966
Same promotion Ruan Potts was in?
Lost EFCA?
>>66658986
>muh gunz
>muh freedomz
>>66659966
Support your countrymen.
>>66660015
That one yeah. He actually beat Ruan Potts in jaunary
>>66660015
yes, he beat Ruan Potts
>>66660002
On his first day doing MMA he was better than Rogan and Goldberg are now.
>>66660026
being a faggot
>>66660026
>muh cosmopolitan culture
>muh organic food
>muh black dick
>>66660080
And yet a hundred miles behind the duo Jim Ross - Rampage
>>66660007
>or black kickboxers
I only know of the one African Kickboxer in Glory and hes more of a boxer. Kickboxing is not very popular in Africa I guess
>>66660026
>Not liking guns and freedom
lose my number
>>66660134
we need to get the 6666666 get for out boy lads
>tfw ngannou is becoming everyones boy now
so lads.
if weidman and vitor win, weidman v bisbong and vitor vs rockhold #1 contendership
if weidman and souza, they fight for the belt and rockhold fights vitor.
if rockhold(>implying) and vitor, vitor vs cockhold and weidman vs bisbong
if rockhold and souza, they fight and weidman vs bisbong
r8 m8s
>>66658912
is this rogan or dana
>>66659773
ofc he is. His younger brother is a multi-millionaire and he's still struggling to buy a house.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Prince-Aounallah-117879
>ywn heem a guy called prince
>>66659863
Thanks :3
>>66660272
Would like to seem Rockhold heem Vitor desu
Weidman Bisping would be a good fight too
>>66659773
who would win a fight between nate and nick at 170?
>>66660344
kek this nigga lost in the first round to Muhammad Ali
no shame in that i guess
>>66660393
i think nate is more skilled and has been for a while but nick is a real 170 and nate got rekt by real 170s.
>>66660393
are you retarded?
>>66660393
Nate would win he has better straights where Nick relies on his hooks that leave him open for atatcks
>>66660272
I'd give Bisping a free title shot against Rockhold after the Chris gets brutalized in the second round. This should be by Christmas in the same card as Werdum vs Rothwell in London, which is a 2x1 since muh undefeated in the UK and Big Ben... at the Big Ben. Which is money and a suicide at the same time because it would either be a win for Bisping in London due to a controversial decission or just the biggest, longest and loudest booing ever heard inside a UFC arena after Luke brutalizes Michael too. Which is nice.
Because nobody wants to see Vitor, Souza or even Anderson near a title shot anymore.
>>66660393
They would just taunt at each other for 15 minutes. So... the fans.
Or, we could add some fancy, fantasy rules and make a 2 best of 3 submissions so we'd have a spicy roller with no damage inflicted.
So... the fans.
>>66660409
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Mohamed-Ali-80993
>the city of alis record
boxing btfo
>>66660315
>spends 9 thousand on a bicycle
>in the club making it rain every time apparently
>is too dumb and has to hire expensive jew lawyers to get him out of problems all the time
>wonders why he can't buy a house
>choked in the biggest fights of his life
Cuck Diaz
>>66660498
>Mohamed "Felix" Ali
>"Felix"
wtf
>>66659549
No, she sounds like a fifteen year old boy.
>>66658600
anita sarkeesian
>>66660533
3rd world fighters sometimes sell their nickname as advertising space, probably this guys is the cat food
>implying Rory McDonald isn't /heem/: the fighter
https://youtu.be/A1aKMPobNV8
>>66658600
>you will never be her special grappling dummy
>>66660882
Who says?
If we met I'd have a shot.
>>66660876
>rory cuckdonald
'no'
>>66660882
>ywn super glue your lips to her butthole and then be the first man on mars breathing her farts to stay alive
>>66660528
>>spends 9 thousand on a bicycle
$50 thousand.
And it was stolen.
>nickdiaz209@iamspecialized_tri this bike got stollen Need a new one #setbacks #fuckthieves over 50k paying full price for bikes so I could race had to fight no time to wait on sponsorship or deals at cost never works out thees guys like to hook up pro triathletes #Stockton #houseinvasion need to start buying guns like my brother #dontownagun #haveswords though #10kbike #fuckingsnake
>>66661082
>#dontownagun #haveswords
kek'd
>>66661121
felon?
Who /special-k/ here?
>>66661181
Ninja
>>66661121
>#stabwonds
>>66661208
Who dat
>>66661237
>US citizen
>non felon
no fucking excuse for him not to own a gun then.
>>66661353
Brendan Schaubs and Bryan Callens semen seeker. She fucks both of them. But she says she works at the podcast place.
>>66661395
What do you think you need a gun for?
Afraid to throw hands or what?
>>66661395
I bet I could fuck you up before you got a chance to fire your piece you coward.
>>66661440
>>66661461
You couldn't fuck a 5 year old up m8
>one of your antiboys pops up on an old ppv
>they have a great fight and win impressively
Weird feel
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
>>66661082
What kind of guns do you think Nathan Diaz has?
THE TIME IS NOW
IM GONNA STAND MY GROUND
ITS TIME TO END THIS SHITPOSTING
>>66661440
no. but if my house is broken into in the middle of the night i am not going to a room to room sweep unarmed you fucking moron.
>>66661461
yes. my sawed off side by side 12 gauge 00 buck is no match for your flying deadly fists and feet of kung jits fu . you win. i surrender. plz feel free to break into my house tonight. kek
GO BIG
O
B
I
G
UNSTOPPABLE
DARREL HORCHER
>>66661537
>>66661884
Confirmed pussies.
How do you live with yourselves knowing you're pitiful fucking excuses for men and will never be able to live a life of honor or satisfy a woman?
one day in my shoes is more valuable than your entire lives.
>>66662204
What is the key to satisfying a woman?
>>66662242
Sucking Jon's dick
>>66662242
the understanding that you will never satisfy her yourself but the acceptance that you need to outsource that to a superior man like ngannou or latifi
>>66662204
home owner - married - 2 kids - 68K per annum - basement is my gym - gun owner. it feels good to be a nonfelon. felon.
Have you ever used /heem/ memes on other boards? Perhaps asked someone to get in your guard? Or told them they don't have to act tough all the time? Claimed your BOY?
>>66662409
What career do you have for 68k?
>>66662416
i've only seen the term he got heemed in other board
>>66662416
>he goes on other boards
>>66662416
i occasionally mention that i could heem every here on /fit/
>>66662493
This desu, what else do you need but heem?
>>66662242
Being a real man.
>>66662409
Props on confirming how fucking lame you are. I hope you have that gun on you at all times or else someone is gonna fucking destroy you in front of your wife and she'll never be able to respect you again no matter how hard she tries.
>>66662416
I've used the phrase "my boy" among other MMA fans irl
I literally haven't posted on any other thread, much less board, in over a year tho
>>66662557
What is the key to being a real man?
>>66662416
Imagine the level of fuckwit needed to make a post like this
>>66662557
Has anyone here ever lost a fight?
Did people lose respect for you?
>>66662587
Physical, mental, and emotional strength.
Make no mistake about it. Your worth to society in general and every individual person you know is directly related to your strength.
Where do you like your MMA promotions on the scale between spr srs legit sport and basically pro wrestling but real?
>>66662592
(Same guy)
I've lost 1 fair fight and gotten beaten up more than once in unfair situations.
The point is I stood my ground.
>>66662587
Owning a gun. Frank Mir has a gun on him at all times.
>360 posts
>No mention of connor
>the city of ireland ia gone
I-is it safe to come out? Is the meme finally over?
>>66662677
Mir is a terrible example of a real man. He could beat me up tho.
>>66662416
The only one i use repeatedly is Conor's, "I could go all fookin' day!" phrase when I'm doing cardio.
I once also told a girl I was seeing, "You wake up at 1pm? Change ya bum loife"
>>66662693
The first episode in the McGregor Meme trilogy is over.
>>66662590
>Australia
>>66662693
you'll go back to your hue hut once Joanna dusts Claudia inside one.
>>66659807
No, it isn't. Considering Nick Diaz is 2-1 against Jackson, and Nick Diaz is 1-0 against Lawler.
>>66662745
>thinks in terms of 'memes'
>>66662443
class A cdl --- hazmat/tank endosements
>>66662746
>le ebin I support fighters born in the same Geographic region as me meme
Well nothing is perfect. Still better than mcgobbles
How do I become a real fighter? Pic is me.
>>66662693
We all feel bad for Jose, but don't pretend McGoat isn't here to stay
>>66662557
>I hope you have that gun on you at all times
i do. trucking company pays me on a card but charges a few bucks service fee + atm fees for each withdrawal so i usually withdraw the entire balance of my advances and fuelsurcharge at once.
tl;dr i carry a couple of grand cash with me at all times. and 2 guns. sucks being fucking lame.
>>66662829
You made the right choice retiring.
You can't cut it in the UFC.
I wouldn't mind seeing you fighting in Cage Rage as a hobby tho
>>66662808
You don't root for the BR fighters?
Jesus christ this guy
>>66662829
he was a weird fighter. he was a horrible striker and horrible wrestler, but great frame and muscle.
>>66662893
Ultimate weight cut babby tbt
>>66662780
you are life is a meme
>>66662870
That's p cool desu.
I'd def heem you, but we probably won't cross paths.
>>66662853
>José
What does he have to do with anything I said?
>>66662893
He looked like Randy Couture. He looked 43 something but turned out being 27. But didn't fight anything like him.
Lads what are your thoughts on the 200 card? It's damn weak to me for 200
Good card otherwise, but not 200 tier
>>66662939
Says you, the pathetic fag desperately looking for affirmation that using internet inside jokes makes you a cool dude
I feel sorry for those around you
>>66662880
Why you use that tone? Is that a bad thing? I root for fighters I like regardless of nationality. You should try not being a bigot.
Never liked Anderson or Wand or Minotauro, even though I'm a Pride widow boy
>>66662975
>15 minutes of wall and stall every time
Are you sure?
>>66663016
webm related 2: electric boogaloo will save it
>>66663026
woah mate that's cutting too deep. Take it down a notch
>>66663069
Lawler isn't on the card for shit. Diaz/Goobs is the main, Nunes/Tate is the co-main, and they have Aldo and Edgar duking it out for the interim title.
If Lawler was on the card, he'd have to be the comain at the very least. I'd be really surprised if Dana's got a fight in mind for him
>>66663036
Everyone does that, but not wanting to see fighters from your country succeed baffles me
Maybe it's different since there's so many BRs
>>66658112
it's Jon Jones
>>66663136
Lawler-Condit 2 will be the comain
There's no way Tate-Nunes would be the UFC 200 comain, Dana wants something spicy/hyped, as evidenced by the fact that he chose goobs-diaz 2 as the main, and he thinks Lawler is one of the most entertaining fighters on the roster
>>66663016
What would you "Fantasy 200" be?
>>66663059
Really? I can't remember most of what happened in them. I do remember them being shit for the most part. That one with the Mexican guy with colorful hair being the worst one.I don't hate on Cathal for that one however because the other guy seemed terrified. The Howard one was terrible too. No clue how it was split decision.
>>66663161
Again, why does it baffle you? You think that makes you patriotic? Does it add to some sort of mob mentality with your bros?
>>66663242
Yeah nah I don't think you're worth talking to anymore
>>66663242
It puts MMA on the map in your country making it popular enough so more gyms and fighters representing your country grow.
Basically it makes it easier to be a fight fan/practitioner if people in your country succeed.
>>66662945
Cuz yr flag
>>66658300
penetrar o ânus
>>66663212
I thought Tate/Nunes was confirmed as the co-main? If not then I have hope desu, I must've misread.
>>66663220
I don't know senpai, I don't make the fights I just judge them. Conor/Nate is a money fight but it's a fight that makes little sense otherwise, so I guess he should really be fighting Aldo. Lawler/Condit 2 would be fun, but Lawler/GSP would have that 200 feel. Khabib/RDA too but Khabib can't do July. Rousey/Tate is another of those, huge fight but Rousey isn't ready.
I don't know desu, good fights can come out of anywhere, it just feels like there needs to be bigger names for 200.
>>66663278
You're acting all illogical and I'm merely posing questions so you can see how stupid this whole "i root for fighters from my country" shit really is.
>>66663282
Why do you want MMA to be popular? And what does 'makes it easy' even mean? Is it like wanting to have watercooler small talk at the office with filthy casuals? You looking for some sort of social acceptance?
What're the chances this hue got burned hard by 13 seconds and vowed never to support his countrymen again
UFC 200: Ultimate Destruction (throwback title to the old meme cards like Nemesis)
Holm vs Ronda 2
Jon "Coke N'Poke" Jones vs DC 2
Conor vs Sage Northcutt
Nigganou vs Sea Level Cain (BLACKED or BROWN'd edition)
CM Punk vs Mickey Gall
Bob Sapp vs Dada 5000
Baba vs Beetle
UFC 201 is
Lawler vs (winner of Rory/Wondermeme)
Aldo vs Edgar 2
>>66658300
Assuming you have a good hip toss and land in side control, you could threaten the top side wrist lock to start with and see what opportunities show up as she defends.
>>66663417
More gyms open up and get more money and people meaning better gear and better comp. If the market increases it also means more events being held in your country.
It baffles me that you're literally so fucking retarded you can't understand this.
When you really think about it, it's an incredible achievement that Schaub made it into the NFL as a clean athlete.
>>66663441
Damn this guy's good. Is he some new prospect? Jon Jones ought to be scared of this guy.
>>66662693
>no mention of conair
>mentions coonhair
>>66662705
Who is this?
>tfw yr the only one in heem with 2 phones
>one for the bitches and one for the dough
>>66663417
Everyone acts illogical. People just like to pick and choose various illogical parts of life and argue them to feel superior.
If you were logical you wouldn't be stirring up your emotions on an anonymous image board
>>66663486
I assure you I'm merely trying to figure out the thought process of you savages.
Btw, have you ever attended a live event? Unless you're cageside, it's a shitty experience if you actuakly care about skill and the sport, you'll end up watching the screens or will download the morning after.
There is legitimately no good reason for Rich Piana to not be in the UFC
>>66661808
Glawk. Well, just working the numbers, a Glock is the popular selling handgun in America currently. It's also kind of a no nonsense kind of gun. simple. not flashy. not pretty. but very reliable and just gets the job done. just like Nate.
also they are mexicans living in stockton, so, yeah, a glock.
>>66663036
America here.
Agree with you completely.
Spider is one of my favorites of all time. Almost gave up on MMA during the first fight with Chael because (even tho I enjoy his schtick) it felt like evil beating good.
Root for Conor over Americans regularly.
Love Fedor and GSP.
I like fighter based on their skill and their personality regardless of their nationality.
>>66663610
Quite literally no emotions to be stirred, friend.
>>66662204
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>66663732
For the record prefer the Chris over Spider. I like plenty of American fighters. Just not BECAUSE they're American.
That's fucking dumb. Being proud of your nationality is pathetic.
>>66662204
>>66663772
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
>>66663772
Ebin.
Take this upboat.
>tfw i could heem everyone here
>>66663737
I beg your pardon for this dumb monkey shitting up the thread with his simian edgeness
>>66663775
>Being proud of your nationality is pathetic.
cuck
>>66663732
I like you, anon. Stop mcgobbles meme and we will be friends.
For Foreigners, I love Kharitonov, Mir, Crocop, Fank trigg, GSP, Penn, overeem, cerrone, carwin... There are many
>>66663817
>apologizing for your countryman
faggot
>>66663775
Your opinion doesn't count because you're American
You don't have a limited pool of high level fighters and a developing MMA scene
>>66663855
Nobody's saying they exclusively support their countrymen jesus christ
>>66663775
>Being proud of your nationality is pathetic.
>>66663069
What is this, 60fps? It looks so...SMOOTH.
>>66663775
feel the bern xdddddd
Fuck off nu male cunt USA USA USA
Conor will pull out cap this.
>>66661583
>tfw when watching old PPVs and you remember Anti Boys that used to be your boy
>>66663855
>foreigners
>lists americans
nigga this aint starcraft
again, if diaz or conair pull out, dana will have rda train jic you cuck faggots
>>66663815
>Predator 4: Stalking Memes
>>66663282
This is almost word for word what that idiot serbian was saying a while back. It was a long back and forth with many participants, but the summary was not to force your lowbrown nationalistic tendencies on the rest of us.
>All these cucks liking fighters just because of muh patch of dirt
I think some Australian Fighters are shit and I dont give a fuck about them. Deal with it faggots.
Don't you see why Brazil and America can root against their own fighters vs. foreigners?
>>66663989
>some Australian Fighters are shit
all australian fighters are shit faggot
>>66663979
>lowbrow nationalistic tendencies
i usually only post fedoras in response to other people who post fedoras but I actually feel like a fedora reaction image suits you
>>66664011
>he doesn't cheer for dan kelly
fucking cuck
>>66664011
>he doesn't cheer for Anthony Perosh
fucking cuck
>>66664011
Get fucked Ben10 is a ray of hope at FLW
>you shouldn't be proud of a patch of dirt
>>66664025
>cheering for an old man
>>66664034
>cheering for an old man
>>66664014
Which is exactly why no one on this earth has ever given a shit what you think.
>>66664056
old man columbia franky seranno is
slam ko and uppercut ko, only loss was in tuf to a BW
>>66664069
>misusing i hank hoyce fedogas
>>66663832
People should be proud of things they actually accomplish. Not latch on to circumstances they can't control (like their place of birth) to feel superior. You're fucking weak.
>>66663880
This is a completely fair point within the context of this conversation.
>>66663909
Yeah, nailed it. I don't latch on to bullshit that has nothing to do with me to vicariously live through others accomplishments. Therefore, fedora.
God you're pathetic.
>>66663919
Bernie is fucking worthless so I don't know why you brought him up, but enjoy being a simple minded fuck. What the fuck did you do to out America where it's at?
Oh right, FUCKING NOTHING.
>>66663815
How do I Rumble mode bros?
>>66664056
>he supports literally le-Reddit the fighter
sick cunt brah
>>66664188
Yeah, I literally do
>>66664188
Is this the same guy who knocked out the guy with tattoos covering his whole body?
>>66664142
>People should be proud of things they actually accomplish. Not latch on to circumstances they can't control (like their place of birth) to feel superior. You're fucking weak.
>This is a completely fair point within the context of this conversation.
>Yeah, nailed it. I don't latch on to bullshit that has nothing to do with me to vicariously live through others accomplishments. Therefore, fedora.
>God you're pathetic.
>Bernie is fucking worthless so I don't know why you brought him up, but enjoy being a simple minded fuck. What the fuck did you do to out America where it's at?
>Oh right, FUCKING NOTHING.
>>66663855
McGoat is no meme my friend.
Or even if he is. He'll be the longest lasting meme in MMA history. Get used to it.
But I like you too Brazil man.
Are you from favelas or are you a fake Brazilian who wants to name his kids Bob and Donald?
>>66659773
>dat permanxiety brow on Nick
truly our boy
>>66664190
Looks like Casey without his brother
>>66664232
Quit posting selfies
>>66664142
>nu male rustled by posts on a Cantonese Cartoon website
>>66664223
Yeap that's the guy
>>66664188
>Not liking the flyweight that actually knocks people out
let me guess your favorite fighter is Jon Fitch
>>66664232
God fuck you so hard.
I've served multiple tours in Afghanistan.
I bet you're a fucking NEET living off your parents.
when autismo kicks in
https://streamable.com/smdh
>>66664188
>5'4''
>>66664315
>streamable
I don't like this new meme, post youtube or nothing
>>66664309
Thank you for your service
>>66664309
san queue for you're cervix
>>66664291
kek
>>66664333
You're welcome. (Genuinely)
>>66664217
Leddit cross posters should be heemed on sight t b h. I bet this is the same guy who leaked the heem exclusive pics of Mcgoober doing coke with slags. you know what you gotta do my memestralian chum. pls go
>>66664195
LITERALLY PERFECTION
>>66664347
>i shouldn't thank you or be proud of you, you get compensated for your work like any other member of society. the glorification of militarymen is astoundingly stupid to me
>>66664188
wikipedia says "Nationality: American"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Nguyen
>>66664363
I hope you're having fun
>>66657524
I remember going on /b/ after the first shogun/machida fight and there was a ufc thread and someone posted a pic of machida handing the judges a bag of money while getting punched by Shogun. I wish I had saved it.
NEW: >>66664437
>>66664423
Vietnamese-American who moved to Aus and fights out of Brisbane
We are all /heem/
>>66664423
he trains in aus now, maybe lives there too
>>66664378
Just cause I'm not a delusional nationalistic faggot who pretends I played a part in my country's dominance doesn't mean I don't have respect for my fellow countrymen. Keep posting selfies from your mom's basement but if you do you'll never know what it is to be a complete and be happy with yourself and proud of the things YOU accomplished.
Keep pretending you're superior to everyone else because of where you were born when in reality there are people better than you on every square inch of the planet because they actually accomplish things.
>USA USA USA
Feels good at the baseball game or during the fireworks but you still have to live with being an obese POS and go home to jerk off in your parent's house
>>66664188
Pretty sure that's the aussie that got mad cause Austria took his Nate Diaz quote and posted it on /r/mma
>>66664446
>10 posts early
Kill yourself.
>>66664466
>>66664464
RDA trains in america and he's not considered american
>>66664524
Wish I could've defended everyone in my country but you
>>66664514
his kids's names are bob and donald, he's 100% american.
>>66660182
nignognou was never my boy
>>66664446
Stop making threads early you fucking faggot.
>>66664605
it's only 10 posts early though
i could understand if I was cutting off some discussion at 327 replies, but everyone is just waiting for this thread to be over at this point
>>66664638
~i dont wanta wait~
~for our thread to be over~
>>66664604
The new nig ngannou is boy to some but not to you?
hoping anhiro will see the light and create /mma
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