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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs ???)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG_w0zc7CrY
>Ferguson is out of his fight with Khabib, but the UFC wants Khabib to stay on the card and is trying to find a new opponent
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/5/11374258/tony-ferguson-injured-khabib-nurmagomedov-bout-scratched-from-ufc-on
>DADA 5000 claims he died during Kimbo fight, had kidney failure and 2 heart attacks
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11380108/dada-5000-claims-he-died-during-the-fight-against-kimbo-slice-at
FREE FIGHTS:
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
Rothwell vs MItrione: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
JDS vs Mir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
Cerrone seems like the most likely replacement for Ferguson
schaub for op buttsore
antibiotics
LET ME BANG BRO
Mike Wilkinson got cut lads.
What the fuck?
>>66639769
guy he btfo'd got cut too
>>66639769
>>66639788
euros are so shit
>>66639627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KwsxO789AQ
Dan Hardy breakdown lads.
>>66639820
>42 minutes
based
Can someone please post the "Poor Little White Boy" photoshop with Alexander Gustafsson surrounded by Jones, DC and Rumble?
>>66639802
Kek based DC hahaha
hi guys. just need to test something can i get a few (you)s? need at least 3
>>66639905
He's only lost to black fighters. Cucked by Phil and Rumble.
>mfw Bisping taking Conor's role in the new Triple X movie
The first Triple X was alright. But the second one was awful.
your getting emotional =P
@66640005
no
>>66640005
(You) want some ? Come get some
What will be the next Big Fight to fall apart due to the injury bug?
>>66640120
Dos Santos falls and breaks his foot during his walkout
we've got a saying back home
>>66640154
If you're gonna bring it on
haha
>>66640193
>Spics in charge of memes
>>66640154
I too am a jiu jitsu fighter like Mr.Gracie
>>66640193
THEN BRING IT ON
>>66639627
so when is the ufc news thing on fs1 tonight?
lads, vote
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
>>66640193
>>66640232
you fucks
>>66640274
No Aldo vs Pettis
>dhk will never be your oppa and gently spoonfeed you slimy sea creatures
>>66640312
we get it, you're short. no one else cares about manlet fights though.
>>66640274
for me its a tie between Brock vs Fedor and JDJ vs Prime Silva
>lithcuck will never spoon you after watching fights naked and having sex
>>66630336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2mtDU_B-fA
>>66640336
Not funny
>>66640312
Are you Cuba or Rican?
>>66640335
>JDJ
>jon demetrious jones
>>66640360
that's the puerto rican flag you idiot
>>66640371
Lol i fucked up.
>>66640382
L O L MOTHERFUCKERS
>>66640360
Just hover over the flags senpai
>>66639755
Did he ever get the last bang?
>>66640353
wasn't trying to be fampai
>>66640433
He is dinner for Edgestonia
>>66640347
Damn. I'm about two and a half minutes in. What the fuck top kek. What's wrong with him? I'm not talking about the homeless guy either.
>>66640315
;__;
>>66640453
i think you'd be surprised
>>66640512
I think he'd get fucked up
JON JONES!
YOU CAN BET THAT I'M GOING TO BE TRAINING OVINCE MY SPECIAL TECHNIQUE! YOU CAN BET THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU RUN BOY I'M SUCKIN'!
>>66640347
good butterfly guard desu
>>66639820
Overeem said that fighting is not popular in Holland but I thought Kickboxing was big there? Or did he just mean MMA?
>>66640698
fuck off
>>66640729
lel
>>66640698
kickboxing is bigger there than most other places but it's still not popular with the average person and is mostly thought of as something for lowlifes and criminals -is what i've been told by some dutch people.
>>66640820
fuck off
Does Phil Davis have knockout power?
Also, how do I achieve Phil Davis mode?
>>66640820
those duch people who told you that are bunch of retards. and you who belived them also.
>>66640852
fuck off
>>66640860
yes , wish me good night
>>66640852
>those duch people who told you that
>are bunch of retards
>>66640838
no
sterons
>>66640890
what are you saying bitch?
>>66640901
>>66640838
Anyone has knockout power when a punch lands clean.
Edgar starched Mendes.
>>66640336
>a girl on /heem/
U wot
/heem/ is so pathetic when euros are sleeping.
>>66641057
ikr
>>66641057
>whatever the fuck irrelevant flag this is
>>66641068
>the mandrama surrendering frenchie
kek
>>66641085
2/10
>>66641057
>>66641068
>Two countries with no relevant fighters talking tough
Why dont you NEETs go to bed too? It's not like your posts add anything to this thread anyway.
>>66641107
>no relevant fighters
Nigannou is the next HW champion m8
>>66641131
Hgannou is from Ghana, fuck outa here
>>66641131
>nigannou
>muh athletic black guy
he will be cut and go do mandrama in a year dumbfuck
>>66641147
Miočić is the new NW champ 2bh
>>66641160
perfect heem. ok, now i finally can go to sleep.
>>66641147
He's actually from Cameroon but yeah, I'm not sure either why he's presented as french. Not even sure he has the citizenship.
>>66641152
He's a muuunster
>>66641160
How many times a day do you post this you weirdo
>Paddy Holohan is still in the UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11381056/paddy-holohan-vs-willie-gates-in-the-works-for-ufc-rotterdam
>>66641160
good lad
>>66641218
wasn't me, haven't posted my boy in a while, here tho
Quick! UFC has gone overbudget, and they need to cut 5 fighters from their roster. Ideally some of the more expensive ones. Which 5 fighters will you pick?
Filthy
Lawlor
>>66641383
arianny
>>66641268
Obviously to keep Mcgregor happy no person from sbg is getting cut
>USADA happens
>Suddenly people who've never pulled out of fights are pulling out left and right
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>66641383
Uriah Faber, Uriah Faber, Uriah Faber, Uriah Faber and Uriah Faber
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/717887736498241537
So who will it be ?
Tate - Holm 2 ? Tate - Rousey 3 ? Cyborg ?
Someone convince me how training like isn't asking to get injured
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDXr1-8x5f6/?taken-by=tonyfergusonxt
>>66641556
Cyborg already facing smith
Also how long will smith last?
>>66641556
MY GIRL is getting the rematch
>>66641556
holm
>>66641592
your girl has a dick senpai
>>66641585
For some reason I thought that was on 197, so Cyborg would've been ready to fight in August.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/717888538457600001
Didn't see that one coming tbqhwy
>>66641608
>muscular girls make me insecure
Wew lad, hit the gym lift some weights get a clue
You gotta fight fight fight to love me
ohhh
You gotta fight fight fight to love me
>>66641643
I guess they couldn't cough up enough money for Ronda Rousey...
>>66641646
>he doesn't see her shoulder structure
>le no test
fuck off she literally has broader shoulders than lithtwink
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/6/11380314/ufc-198-cris-cyborg-vs-leslie-smith-possible-ufc-200-fight-catchweight-future-plans-mma-news
Cyborg only has one fight with the UFC and will only fight at catch weight or 145
>>66641714
>He watches so much trap porn that he's become desensitized to reality
I feel bad for you fampai. Those trap threads you got bookmarked got you all messed up.
>>66641742
fuck cyborg, we are never getting the ronda fight...
>>66641714
Cause she's been a boxer for almost 20 years
>Miesha-Amanda Nunes at 200
>Cowboy literally just signed hours ago to fight Khabib but hurt his ribs and just pulled out
>>66641837
Are you serious about Cowboy? My sides wouldnt be able to take it bro
>>66641837
>Cowboy literally just signed hours ago to fight Khabib but hurt his ribs and just pulled out
Holy fuck
Will Khabib ever fight again ?
>>66641837
>Cowboy literally just signed hours ago to fight Khabib but hurt his ribs and just pulled out
post proof
>>66641643
Amanda Nunes? AMANDA NUNES?
>>66641867
According to Khabib
Fight was at 170 too
>>66641891
>>66641867
Nothing from UFC but there's this
https://twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/717889586865639425
>>66641837
holy shit this is too funny
>>66641917
That's fucked.
>Cowboy Shitrony
>>66641917
top fucking kek this is amazing.
https://twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/717890945669201921
Khabib now calling out Pettis
WAIT
https://twitter.com/Cowboycerrone/status/717892062893334528
We're good
Khabib must be high on Allah
https://twitter.com/Cowboycerrone/status/717891934799331328
>>66641917
>Instead of Khabib getting injured it's everyone else.
2016 truly is a bizzaro year
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>Let's be Very Very Clear I didn't pull out of a mother fucking thing.
false alarm
>>66641980
>@Showtimepettis Right here! I'm down. July, let's do it! @danawhite @lorenzofertitta @ufc @arielhelwani #ufcTampa
>everyone pretending they've accepted fights while they are still arguing over terms
>UFC fighters are twitter keyboard warriors
>tfw I was looking forward to Cowboy vs Cote
I hope that fight still happens either way
>>66639627
Fresh terrorist bantz
khabib nurmagomedov @TeamKhabib 18s19 seconds ago
@Cowboycerrone just sign the contract I am waiting for you
>>66642065
cowboy doesn't pull out.
once he marries his woman later this year he is gonna have so many kids, and have to fight even more.
rory and cowboy both getting hooked this year
>>66642145
Next fight never
cerrone is such a pussy
someone post the webm of him getting destroyed by rda
>>66642145
I wonder what supplements she takes.
Big Ben is the most underrated fighter in the UFC right now. I unironically believe he can smash everyone at LHW and HW besides Werdum. Jones could only win by eye pokes and knee breaking
>>66642252
I don't think I'd be able to focus with a man's body hair rubbing on me.
https://twitter.com/Cowboycerrone/status/717894918656503809
Oh snap
>>66642252
He is the next HW champion and the only viable challenger for JBJ.
>>66642252
i dont think jones has the tools to beat someone like ben
>>66642213
I wonder why she is inactive. I think she is the only straw weight with enough power to get a KO
So Tate - Nunes at UFC 200 is official
Kebob's management is probably lying to him and trying to steal money from him
>>66642300
Literally WWE. I bet they planned this.
>>66642327
She needs to focus on her legs.
>>66642300
Cowboy bless
>>66642368
Schaub could have been 225 GOAT.
Fuck 205-265 being a weight class.
>>66642368
>>66642371
Cowboy will save us from the Muslim scourge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPwx0kmDjZs
SAVED
>>66642411
What does Rothwell do that makes that choke so painful?
On the MMA hour Mitrione said that usually if he's in a choke he'll just go to sleep, but as soon as Ben locked that in he completely panicked and tapped with both hands ASAP.
>>66642411
>fast tap
>>66642411
The way he pushes his fist into the throat is nasty.
>>66642368
man Schaubs chin is a muuunsterrrr, a bad motherfuckerrrr man 100%
I could watch this for hours. Stick to t shirts and sell them while you can Schlob
>>66642475
It crushs your adams apple m8.
>>66642503
>thumbs up
https://twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/717897897124081664
>>66642475
you fold the blade of the thumb into their adam's apple. adam's apples are rigid and crunchy. it's a very catch-y type sub that relies on pain and crushing to force a sub.
decent breakdown although big ben has a somewhat different grip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW7c5a7BxDw
>>66642475
>>66642539
also it could be that hes pushing the head down with his body and pulling the neck up with his arms
>>66642475
>>66642570
Dan Hardy did a decent breakdown.
>>66642539
I wonder if the grappling community would look at it as dirty. Wind pipe chokes are seen as a dick move aren't they?
>>66642589
I know neck cranks usually are but I have been caught with Guillotines that put pressure on my trachea but its more of an accident then them purposefully trying to do it.
Thoughts on this?
This Rockhold Weidman trashtalk reminds me a lot of Jones and DC. Rockhold just keeps saying weird shit that triggers Weidman and talking about the belt.
wtf is going on
>mma """""journalists""""
>>66642684
they only get their info from twitter
>>66642662
what about it
>>66642662
Jones looking for the eye poke.
Khabob is a master troll
>>66642662
When you dedicate your life to being great at something then a cokehead beats you at it.
>>66642903
>when you're a midget and have to fight a normal sized human
fixed
are we really getting miesha tate vs amanda nunes at 200?
>>66642938
You're right, we should get an instant rematch instead
>>66642938
Yep! Good old Amanda "1 Rounder" Nunes.
>>66642938
This is the title match that Dana was talking about to make the card great. You're not disappointed are you? You're gonna buy the PPV to make it special, right?
>>66642684
mfw why won't anyone listen to poor cowboy?
What happens if Miesha gets crushed in the first?
hey pussy, you still there?
>>66642993
We have a real wbw division
>>66642993
WMMA is reaffirmed as the joke that most people know it is.
>>66642972
Just wait until you see the price they're planning to charge for it :^)
>>66642993
Then the winner of Bethe/Raquel fights Nunes in Oct/Nov!
P.S. where Zingano at
>>66643168
You dont think the UFC would be bent over backwards waiting for Ronda at that point?
>>66641585
Will Smith is an actor m8
>>66643168
where's holly at?
why did she turn down cyborg if she's not getting a title shot?
also nunes vs tate is the worse matchup they could possibly make for the wbw title
>>66642938
I'm glad Meesh is getting an easy title defense. She deserves at least 2 of those 500k paydays.
>>66643059
How would that make WMMA a joke? Who the fuck cares if the title changes a lot, as long as the fights are entertaining
>>66643059
This lad got friendzoned by a fighter I can tell lol
>>66643204
A pillowfight between midgets would be entertaining, that doesn't mean it's not a joke.
gonna post some stuff from my old /heem/ folder
>>66643189
I think Ronda knows her own value now, and the UFC aren't willing to pay her what she was probably asking for. I still clutch to a slight hope that Ronda will return to the cage though...
>>66643059
>Not loving the 115 division
>>66643273
>Jew
>white
We've been over this before.
>>66643265
You really think that just because they dont have penises that they aren't legit fighters? wew lad, and I thought I knew what a fake fight fan was before...
![actor-will-smith-and-ufc-light-heavyweight-chael-sonnen-in-attendance-picture-id474291111[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bo1COHL.jpg "actor-will-smith-and-ufc-light-heavyweight-chael-sonnen-in-attendance-picture-id474291111[1]")
>>66643196
He's a fighter ya kant.
>>66642938
>Mfw Borg gives lesile Smith Brazillian plastic surgery
>Mfw Borg is heathly for UFC 200 aginst Tate
>MFW Borg kills Tate in the octagon
>MFW Rousey has to fight Borg for >muh title
>>66643314
i thought moot was scandi?
>>66643322
>just because they dont have penises
look lad, i enjoy wmma. it's a joke though. come on.
>>66643273
Overeem's natural body is no better than Moot's.
> Reem was natural in PRIDE
No, he wasn't. Even being a ripped lanklet required roids.
>>66643332
he wishes to be the little girl
>>66642252
Stipe is a bad match for him, in fact so is JDS to an extant. JDS is either going to keep >le tard choke man on the outside and out point him with straights (something ben has always struggled with) or ben is going to heem him when he backs up to the cage. Stipe is a very bad match up for Ben because he will feint and spam jabs plus he can circle meaning he'd win on points. Werdum would meme on him the same way he did Travis Browne. Mark Hunt would beat him again as well. He'd destroy everyone else though in both divisions.
>>66643286
Fighters sign multi-fight contracts
guys dont forget that pacquiao vs bradley III is on saturday so we can get hype for combat sports all weekend
what time does the zagreb card start EST?
>>66643367
>haha g-guys I was just joking
>>66642252
DC would kill him at HW.
>>66643415
What was I supposedly joking about you cunt
>>66643397
Ronda's not just a fighter
She's a once in a lifetime experience
>>66643406
Noon
Yuro time zones
>>66643406
>boxing
>>66641592
hopefully my babygirl beats bignose
>>66643470
At least it isnt kickboxing
>>66643504
Holy fuck Holly was so hot
DC vs. Werdum who wins
>>66643504
>What the fuck happened?
lol
>>66643524
werdum, his striking is elite
he'd expose cormier's glass jaw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Johnson_(colonist)
>>66641707
She couldn't cough enough of those donuts back up Is more Like it
>>66643538
>cormier's glass jaw
You kidding? He ate Rumble's overhand right and a direct knee to the jaw from Gus. Not to mention most of his career was at HW taking shots.
>>66643587
he got severely hurt by both those shots, you could see his eyes go out of focus
someone hits him with a clean one he's going sleepy and it will be glorious
>>66639627
link the last thread you fucking retard, that's the basic
as things are, even canadian threads are better than the shit you put up
>>66643630
Why?
>>66643595
I just pointed out how that knee from Gustafsson was a clean shot. He took it and stayed in the fight, you cant say he has a glass jaw at that point.
>>66643549
I wish Mandingo fights would be great again. All mandingo fights today are awful
>Rampage vs Rashad
>Jones vs Rashad
>DC vs Jones
>Anthony Johnson vs Phil Davis
>Demetrious Johnson vs Dodson 1&2
what do you do when gabi gets a hold of you?
>>66643665
The Next Generation of Black Fighting Sensations will bring the great fights
>Derrick Lewis
>Francis Ngannou
>Oluwale Bamgbose
>>66643650
the shot against gus wasnt a clean shot and there was no solid follow up to finish the fight
he gets caught with some clean shots he'll go to sleep, its as simple as that
>>66642662
Trying to hide an eyepoke and missed, so ended up with palm on forehead
>>66643688
Just because you don't have the punching or eyepoke power doesn't mean you have to be in denial, Jon.
>dc has a great chin
>this was a clean shot with vicious follow up
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
for whoever didn't vote
>>66643769
>tfw people meme on you because you think gus won this
>>66643769
That was a clean shot and nobody said that was a vicious follow up. That is objectively enough proof to say that someone does not have a glass chin.
>>66643446
She's a charging bull that got permaheemed by the first matador she ran into
>>66643680
Tbt I didn't realise the last two were separate people until now
>>66643630
Calm down lad
>>66643789
Is he top 10 in the UFC?
>>66643680
canniner
blades
brunson
>>66643666
Prepare your anus
>>66643803
I had him winning 3 rounds but he didn't deserve the decision so s'all good
>>66643769
i bet jbj tko's him like this
>>66643847
whats the logic behind that? do you have dc winning a 10-8 or two?
>>66643810
>tfw Ronda would have won if she knew how to shoot or disguise her entries
WMMA is evolving before our very eyes, it's great
>>66643630
>>66643826
would you guys be willing to bang @ HEEM FC 1
>>66643832
His precision is really precise.
>>66643810
that's a really good post there
>>66643887
its weird because ronda > miesha, miesha > holly, and holly > ronda. i feel the lhw will be the same for some reason
>>66643803
He didn't win though
>>66643881
No I mean I think Gus outpointed him in three rounds but DC did more to try and actually have a real fight
Fuck this win at least three sets of five minutes shit
>>66643893
I'd pay anything for that.
>>66643887
No. It's stylistic matchups and ability. Miesha fought Holm smarter, didn't get knocked out. Would be killed by Ronda. Ronda couldn't beat Holm if her life depended on it. I heard cyborg and her tucked penis are a pretty boss combo though
>>66643847
>3 rounds
Which 3 rounds would those be? He clearly lost rounds 1 and 5, the only success he had in the fight was that knee and when he took DC down which was in round 2 and 3, he was literally outboxed in round 4 and at one point turned around and ran away, not circling, ran...
AMANDA NUNES IS A MUNNNNSTERRR
Finally unbanned lads
Really missed talking to you /heem/. It was painful seeing DC break down on Twitter, a Murican agree with me how Round 1 of Conor/Nate wasn't one sided at all, MY BOY BTFOing the cock guy and Khabib's whole opponent schtick without being able to say anything.
Sometimes I'd even type out posts only to realise I can't send them ;_;
You guys think Cerrone will actually fight Khabib? Would be a fun fight, but given Cerrone isn't a lightweight anymore it'd just be a bit shit in that sense because ngigas need to stay in their divisions
>>66643945
so your one who thinks silva won? winning and kicking someones ass is pretty different lad.
>>66643953
shitter almost broke her neck on the canvas
Anyone have footage of Gus running away from DC or is it a meme? Can you post some please. I didn't get a chance to watch the fight.
>>66643910
Hivemind
>>66643952
Only watched it once and I had Gus with the middle three, haven't rewatched it with an analytical mind
>>66643963
What did you get banned for?
>>66643973
he literally did kek, don't have it tho. still think he won but eh
>>66643978
in what way?
>>66643965
In a sport that's known shorthand as 'fighting', it shouldn't be.
>>66643910
>mma math
lad
>>66643973
Mouthbreathers think Gus should have let Cormier clinch with him
>>66644016
Uh, that's not MMA math.
>>66643994
3 days for saying "Brock won lads". It was just bants. Getting banned for random shit nowadays, it's 4chan ffs the rules have never been taken literally
To make this post MMA related, what are you favourite Lesnar fights /heem/? Mir 2 or Carwin are surely the big two?
OSP will KO Jones stiff.
Mark my words
>>66644058
Mir fights are kind of meh, Lesnar/Carwin is a great fight and a GOAT contender in context
You think Dana would actually give Khabib a title shot even if he was willing to fight at 200?
You've got to imagine there's not really any room on the card, the Co Main will be a title fight, Conor/Nate is 5 rounds and Edgar/Aldo is a title fight too. It seems like it'd be too stacked desu and they'd be pushing it for time.
Would love to see it though desu, though throwing Khabib straight into a title fight against a beast in RDA might not work out so well for him given his two years off
>>66644016
but that's the truth. ronda can overpower miesha, miesha is too well rounded for holly, and hollys boxing is too good for the tyson of mma
>>66644062
Are we pretending again?
>>66644117
What? I didn't hear you
>>66644126
ummm
where's bangbro?
>>66644126
USA USA USA
>>66644126
how do you know if they are not samefags?
>>66644151
It was made before he was a /heem/ regular.
>>66644126
>tfw shitposting with people from across the world without a second thought and normies get so preoccupied with someone's nationality when they meet foreigners
>>66644126
You don't even have Estonia on there and there's at least two. This chart is just wrong you goof
Hell, how did you even gather how many unique users of a USA or UK flag there were
>>66644160
>Doesn't know about unique IPs
>>66644151
this i demand he needs to be put in there. based bangbro is a good poster
>>66644183
Whats that?
>>66644144
I said are we pretending again? I know what you said last thread
>tfw 4plebs is down
>>66644183
i post from my phone tbqhwy, pc is too much of a hassle
>>66644126
You can permanently remove any 3 countries from /heem/. Who do you pick?
>Netherlands
>Puerto Rico
>Denmark
>Conor McGregor insults his opponents
Fearless Irishman that takes on every challenge and delivers a spectacular performance.
>Luke Rockhold insults his opponents
Annoying and spoilt pseudo-playboy that deserves to get his ass whooped big time.
Someone explain the reasoning behind this?
>>66644221
Canada
>>66644208
>PC is too much of a hassle
get out
>>66644221
uk, ireland, estonia
>>66644221
there are only two countries in the world
America and terrorists
>>66644208
>pc is too much of a hassle
nu-male detected
>>66644221
None of them you weirdo
Maybe Canadians, but you sometimes see decent canadian posters here
>>66644227
Rockhold is a cock guy who just comes across as a bit of an arrogant prick, whereas Goobs has bants and is generally respectful after fights. Plus, Cockhold has issues with MY BOY and also with Werdum, who are both top lads
>>66644221
Canada
Canada
Canada
>>66644234
no u
>>66644245
>neckbeard mt dew fag detected
why is khabib ducking RDA?
>>66644126
We have a few other rare posters
>Indonesia
>Malaysia
>Vietnam
Also where's Bangladesh at? He's one of our more active posters.
>>66644221
how has nobody said australia
>>66644183
>>66644160
It was made using predictionbro picks. If people submitted multiple picks obviously it would throw the numbers off some.
>>66644279
Inshallah victory will come soon my friend
>>66644287
Australians are only shitposters on /int/, Canadians are the worst posters both on /int/ and the rest of the site
They're also pretty shit in real life
The contrast between people from Alaska and British Columbia is like night and day
>>66644287
you guys are kewl
>>66644316
this, good post, aussie int shitposting is pretty funny, cucknadian shitposting is ass
you now remember andy wang and his warrior spirit
>>66640347
I love normal bobs videos
But yeah I would definitely just take signs down and just sit on him till he calmed down ESPECIALLY if he tried to go anywhere near my girlfriend.
>WMMA
>>66640463
This.
>>66644369
What are the current top 3 arses in the UFC?
>WMMA
>>66644221
Portugal only, other countries have at least 1 good poster
FacebookDotcomslashfightfansforlife
join, heemers, i try to upload good fights for the fans!
>>66644411
miesha; cat, joanna
>>66644467
>joanna
>>66642662
You'd think that a guy who fights midgets wouldn't have to fight dirty.
>>66643997
>>66643950
>>66643910
Hivemind
>>66644411
Hector Lombard, Yoel Romero, Tyron Woodley
>>66644221
netherlands are pretty bad
>>66644485
>ayo white girl
>>66644411
Tim Kennedy
Tim Kennedy
Tim Kennedy
>>66644489
Posting the link on Reddit as we speak
>>66644501
Dead on. I'd add a cheeky Luke as an honorable mention.
>>66644411
Hendricks
Woodley
Sara Moras
>>66644514
dude come on you aren't even talking
Stream update: Cain velasquez def. KO round 1
>>66644621
I dont have a mic
>>66644623
fuck off lad, play me you're playing n00bz
>>66644648
I'm playing CPUs. I dont pay for an online subscription
>>66644662
literally no one would watch that lad
>>66644623
thanks for the update bud (sarcasm)
>>66644638
the ps4 comes with a mic tho...
>>66644687
he probably pawned it off to buy food, nigga doesn't even have an online subscription
@arielhelwani Ariel Helwani Retweeted CurryTheGoat2
As I wrote earlier, both verbally agreed to it. Right now tho seems like UFC wants Khabib/Tony for maybe May so...
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/717909288979722240
>>66644687
It does? I dont have one.
Update: Werdum Def. Round 1 KO
>>66644695
stick it in the faber card tbqhwy, would be a good spicy match
>>66644698
>>66644693
>not having ps+
>>66644698
>liveblogging his UFC2 results
This is next level shitposting
>>66644115
>, miesha is too well rounded for holly
Holly was like two minutes away from winning a decision.
>>66644718
u know it
>>66644718
Liveblogging is one thing, being a namefag for it is another
Bloody hell lad get your act together
>>66644514
>>66644698
This is the heemspeak cuck,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f9hJU372Ng
>>66644748
at least you can filter him
>>66644734
it was going to be a draw lad,
>>66644762
can confirm that i am the heemspeak ammy heem bro and its not me doing the faggy liveblogging
>>66644790
It's one of the voices there. Watch both vids.
>>66644748
I didn't want anyone pretending to be me
Also Arlovski Def Round 1 Sub.
>>66644762
I did make the second vid my sophmore year in highschool, but I'm not the one who recorded the first one, that was Freeanon, the guy with the country accent
>>66644762
>5 seconds in
jesus christ. unbearable.
>>66644804
Good luck, my voice is behind 7 proxies
>>66644762
What the cuck? Top kek. Jump off a bridge my man and I'm not joking about this.
>>66644762
oh that's gojira
cool to put a face to the voice
he's doing the liveblogging?
i'm not surprised mother fuckers
Cat's teasing her next fight on twitter. Who's it gonna be?
>>66644838
muh dik
>>66644784
All of them have it 38-37 Holly going into the fifth.
If Holly didn't get taken down and choked, she would have one the round.
>>66644833
Well it seems like no one wanted to watch so I stopped
>>66644847
play online bro, i thought that was the big deal about playstation that u can play online for free?
and apparently the ppl want to hear ur voice
>>66644868
Nah, you have to pay on PS4, plus I dont have a head set
post qt fans
>>66644227
rockholds bants suck
>>66644912
Why are Koreans so greasy?
>>66644912
pic unrelated
>>66644932
i would guess poor hygiene, non-daily bathing
>>66644844
i had her winning it, she was way more aggressive
>>66644863
jesus
>>66644227
Because Goobs is entertaining. Rockhold is just a douchebag.
>>66644953
Why don't Rebok trunks all look like this instead of the black and white shit?
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>>66644932
Synthol/grease injections. That's why KZ pulled that shit off on Leonard.
>>66644953
textbook definition of laying and praying in mma
Requesting HUGE taps, like guys just tapping like they're life depends on it lol.
>>66644953
you now remember this
>Luke BURIED in pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvnCJrvSzQ
>>66644991
i don't have footage of my tapping your mum lad, maybe next time eh bud
>>66644932
girls get shiny faces like that when they are wearing too much make up, you can see it with the light from the camera
>>66644227
Conor's bants aren't the best and get repetitive, but they're leagues ahead of Rockholds. Goobz seems like a cartoon character. Rockhold just seems like an arrogant dick, plus he has problems with MY BOY and >le weird face man.
>>66644316
>Australians are only shitposters on /int/
never been in an australian general or nfl general when BASED HAYNE was signed have you m8?
when is the next big bellator card?
>>66645008
holy shit that was painful to watch
>>66645042
Rockhold seems like a real person and not a mandrama gimmick imo
Sakuraba and Wanderlei will be facing each other for the 4th time. The two who have been creating history will open up a new chapter. Come see the moment live!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDsckPpTFUu/
>>66645069
Bendo vs Koreshkov this month
Just announced RENA's opponent during Shoot Boxing event tonight! Her opponent will be Cyndi Alves from Chite Boxe Academy! This will be a rare occasion where RENA fights outside of the Tokyo area, come see her fight live at the Nippin Gaishi hall in Nagoya.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDvefz7zFe3/
>>66645008
>i can do this all day
based rockhold YOU JUST KNOW
>>66645107
Isn't it an 'exhibition grappling match'? Which I understand to be what Japs call pro wrestling on an actual combat sports card
>>66645121
Are you getting paid for posting this stuff?
>>66645102
To me he comes off a bit gimmicky when he was shit talking the chris the first time around. the chris is flustered by it but still they both come off pretty cringe to me.
He's not el cucky levels of cringe though.
>>66645160
no aussies just have an unquenchable urge to shitpost
>>66645053
>hayne
>based
kek
>>66645170
they should try live blogging
>>66645160
Ohhh shit!! This gal is heading back to Cali baby!! May 7 against Amanda Bell on @invictafc is where its at! We coming for that number 6 #Hustlin #WeAreGlory #FightLikeAGirl
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD3yenenx6o/
is heemspeak a sekrit club for cool kids
>>66645185
Are you shit posting AT me?
who did it better?
>>66645203
It's called heemspeak, what the fuck do you think?
>>66645221
yves or njoukani?
>>66645203
its just a place where some guys get together, pitch in $5-10 bucks to watch the fights, get some beers, maybe some pot, some food and watch the fights and have a good time
no one watches the fights alone ya goof
>>66645236
Njoukani!
I'm always surprised when I hear Cat Zingano talk. I pictured her having a deeper, raspier voice rather than the girly voice she has.
anyone got any webm of body shot KOs?
>>66645183
>literally got onto a starting squad of a team in his late 20s after only ever playing the video games
LET
>>66645211
We coulda been like this but you had to play me
>>66645304
whats this about?
i don't watch handegg
>>66645327
some soccer player went pro in the nfl
>>66645304
>forgetting the level 4 shitstorm when this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r7pSBccAB0
#DEPORTHAYNE
>>66645320
barnett is a renaissance man
>>66645327
some AFL legend, famous for defeating the All Blacks by 4 wickets at the MCG, went to go play american hand egg
who wins rothwell or dos santos?
>>66645354
A WARMASTER
>>66645361
dos santos
rothwell gets hurt in every fight, he wont be able to handle jds's boxing or power
>>66645361
Rothwell if Rothwell can tank the counters/straights and KO JDS. JDS if he isn't KO'd.
>>66645353
What a fucking idiot.
>>66645304
And he would have been a great player if he could only catch the damn ball.
>>66645359
this is wasted on the ignorant man
i lold though
am i the only one who thinks aussies are the dumbest ppl on earth?
>>66645354
IN THE SENSE THAT HIS TIME HAS COME AND GONE AND NOW HE'S ANCIENT HISTORY MAYBE
>>66645415
>renaissance
>ancient history
australian education, ladies and gentlemen
>>66645398
aussies are pretty dumb but americans are on a another level
>>66645420
i'm not surprised mother fuckers
>>66645304
first punt return of his NFL carreer
>fumble
yeah I was there and we had many laughs at poopeelias expense
decent meme while it lasted
>>66645437
>native people
>americans calling people dumb can't even read a map
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Speaking of /nfl/
Via Twitter @MoneyManziel
>Yo if CM Punk,Herschel and OSP fite y not me?
>In Texas we fight,baseball,and football, I can do all 3
>I wanna fight Mike Pettine I'm free to now
>I want 2 fight Artem
THIS IS AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER NOBODY KNOWS WHAT A GAZELLE IS
>>66645427
>a another level
>>66645541
they're so dumb they cant help it
>>66645605
you lost?
where's your mammy little boy?
here take a (you) and go to bed
>>66644062
Agreed. Jones going to be intimidated by OSP's swagger.
>>66645662
if OSP KO's Jones, does that make him p4p #1?
if OSP 50-45's Jones, does that make him the new GSP?
>>66645680
It makes Dominick Cruz p4p #1
lads, my mum is a ronda "fan", i just showed my power level at dinner a couple hours ago and literally REEEE'd, my dad got pretty cross he did and smacked me across the face. How the fuck am i supposed to pay for fightpass if he doesn't give me an allowance...
who has the bigger penis, OSP or Jones? I would say OSP because he has a much bigger bunda
Do you lads reckon Rothwell/Dos Santos will be worth staying in for? Couple blokes were saying they wanted to roll on Saturday night, maybe order some pizza or wings to the gym for afterwards but I can't be arsed desu, just wanna stay in and ice my elbows, eat chicken with rice and shitpost along with /heem/.
>>66645721
good reasoning but I would argue rockhold, his genetics are top tier so he must have a big cock eh
who else got a free 30 day subscription to fight pass just now?
>GSP is going to return
>>66645734
cards on sunday m8
>>66645721
Does doing squats grow your penis?
>>66645750
Makes it look smaller actually because it increases the size of your quads.
>Dana claims the UFC 200 co-main event is going to be mindboggling, awesome, and completely unexpected
>it's just Tate vs Nunes
Granted, logical matchups between champs and contenders instead of rematches are mindblowing at this point
>>66645203
You can join too :)
>>66645720
Is this a parody of Ronda haters being underage fedoras?
>>66645273
Zingano has some of the best knees in MMA today right? Im not crazy in thinking that yeah?
>>66645782
>he thinks Tate-Nunes is the comain
lads i'm quitting my job and starting mma
what kind of tattoos should i get
>>66645361
Rothwell by overhand right
>>66645371
>>66645377
>Not knowing about the Big Tard Mummy Guard
>>66645273
Joke stoppage.
If I cancel fight pass will I lose the remaining days of my free trial?
>>66645782
>logical matchups between champs and contenders instead of rematches are mindblowing at this point
sad but true
>>66645815
Tribal tats. It works for every race and geographical location.
>>66645815
basic geometric patterns on your inner forearm, pec, or calf. refuse to answer questions about them. await contact.
>>66645361
Dos Santos via TKO in rd 2
UFC 200 card order by me Joe Silva Jr
Jones V. DC 2
Conor V. Diaz 2 (even though he isn't defending the belt no way Conor will let them not be near the top)
Tate V. Nunes
Cain V. Travis
CM Punk V. Gall
Sage V. Marin
Frankie V. Aldo (for interim because they aren't being good goys FS1 prelim main event too)
Fuck Joe Warren
>>66645894
I did not submit you all saw that
"You kidding me? Won the title in '94." **weeps**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIhuOEjhRvI&nohtml5=False
>Bisping talks shit gets heemed viciously
>"damn he's a warrior a lot of fighters would've been traumatized by the Hendo knockout, and he's still around fighting and talking shit, and the heart in the Anderson fight, respect "
>Joe Warren knocked out violently still talks shit and fights the same
>"disgusting Manlet I hope he dies again "
Hypocrites
>>66639627
>Evans
>Cormier
two of the biggest cornball niggas ever in the UFC
>>66645985
houseniggers imo, not nearly as bad as alamain "dana's bitch" sterling
that kid could never be a bull
>>66645980
im a bisping fan and literally know nothing of Joe Warren other then that one ref seems to hate him.
>>66645969
>"This vision he's talking about, he thinks he sees it all. I don't get it. You didn't see Vitor knocking you out."
>"Hey, w-when people get caught... When people can get caught it's different than being dominated."
Take it Luke Sansone.
>>66645989
Free is that you?
why is mma journalism so gay?
>>66646006
when is their sitcom going to be announced?
>>66646021
He is the only one here who has a weirdly intense irrational hate of Sterling
>>66645782
>nunes co-maining ufc 200
>nunes getting in the honda-holly-miesha mix
fucking goof; it's probably something with gsp in it
Jesus, Tim, why the fuck did you have to let him down like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1DPKHKA2os
>>66645879
>anyone other than ronda main eventing over goobz
>nunes fighting miesha
jesus christ senor
>>66646027
I don't know. Marc Raimondi seems gay. He lives in West Hollywood too which is telling
>>66646039
Because he wanted him too.
>>66646057
fuck off cunt, you're the gay one here
>>66646027
face it, mma is a gay sport. it's 90% sweaty dudes humping each other on the floor.
End-of-Thread heems
>>66646067
>implying you won't go all limp-wristed around rockhold
it's 2016 lad, we're all a little gay on the inside
>>66646066
I am. What are you going to do about it. I wish they'd let me into your bed so I could suck your fucking dick
this thread is full of fucking goofs, what figures?
>>66646087
n-no *he says blushing* i cant let you do that *his boipucc all wet* baka
>>66646090
>dat shin to chin
>>66646080
lukey rockhold? that nobody?
why is heem so fucking gay now
>>66646107
is lithcucks fault, his twink body is making all those fags all gay and shit anon
any classic boxing matches i should watch?
i would ask for mma, but i dont have fightpass
so i'll just use youtube to watch whatever boxing match i want
>>66646118
>he doesn't have fightpass
>>66646118
Iran Barkley vs Roberto Duran
Hagler vs Hearns
>>66646118
>i would ask for mma, but i dont have fightpass
won't somebody ban this goof?
>>66646133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knjh-ucbrKg&nohtml5=False
wow dat was easy
>>66646118
>i dont have fightpass
>>66646107
mcgregor fans
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY GOD DAMN INJURIES?!?!?!
JUST MAN UP AND FIGHT YOU PUSSIES
>>66646156
USADA you gassed up kaant, you won't know how to live being natty like the potential goat
fresh Sage, you know the drill
does anyone think there is anyway that nate diaz pulls out of the conor fight due to injury like these other so called """"""""""""fighters"""""""""""""?
>>66646182
i really really hate firas and his stupid terrorist beard
>>66646182
george was such a clear roid head
>>66646182
holy kek, which one of you is that beside georges?
>>66646182
fukn dorks
Sage is a huge LW 2bh
>>66646207
ur mom's a huge HW
>>66646182
i bet that little autistic feller bullies sage around the gym
>>66646207
fuck off for breaking my (You) chain you cunt
>>66645353
how embarrassing
>>66646189
unless his lanky cock gets stuck in your mum i see no way that happens bud
>>66646090
JUST
no one start a new thread and we'll post in this one forever and the newfags will never find us and /heem/ will be great again
>>66646217
it was an accident you meme loving fuck
>>66646243
>this
new
>>66646250
>>66645815
Get your surname tattooed on your back, thats a must.
>>66646243
fuk u g00f
i'm staying here desu
>>66643168
zingano vs pena ufc 200
>>66644762
gojira p4p worst heemspeaker
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