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no news tbqhwy
First for me
first for based nick diaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=586vlvQG35I&nohtml5=False
Second for me and you
M/H/GA
>run to make new thread
>still no free (OP)(You)
fuck yall niggas
Im going to post my webm/gifs cause im bored.
Feel free to post any I dont post.
>tfw trying to explain to my dad that Goobz is actually the 145lb champ and that he is refusing to defend his belt in favor of a Diaz rematch at memeweight
who /blownaway/ by ufc 200 comain event?
>>66646250
lmao @ the random dweeb next to GSP
>>66646304
its not nice to make fun of handicapped people
wew lads, holly BTFO
>>66646304
i bet that kid rapes sage in training tbqphwy bud
>>66646285
>>66646287
What does your dad think?
>>66646313
>mind blowing comain
>>66646313
This pretty much means Ronda vs. Holly is in the works.
>>66646313
they're prob saving holly for a ronda rematch tbqhwy
>>66646313
she played herself desu
>doesnt wait for the honda rematch/big money payday (keep in mind she gets ppv points)
>takes quick fight against miesha because she wants to stay busy
>loses
>turns down fight with cyborg because she wants big payday rematch with miesha
>gets skipped over for amanda nunes
JUST
>>66646313
nunes will win and dana will be btfo again
>>66646322
he doesnt know anything about mma really, he also had the casual opinion that it was crazy how Conor "gained weight" for the Diaz fight but I assured him that hes really just a 170lb+ man that cuts unhealthy amounts of weight to fight at 145
>>66646341
>yfw nunes vs bethe for the wbw title at MSG
>>66646334
I have a feeling they might make Holly vs Cyborg at 200 now (if Cyborg beats Smith)
>>66646353
>bethe
shes lucky if she gets to fight jessica eye
>>66646334
dana is punishing the goof bitch, first its she wants all comers then she doesn't want to fight cyborg cause now she wants the money fight? fuck her lmao
>>66646341
pls this
What the fuck. Sherdog is getting hacked by Koreans
>>66646359
>doubting bethe
>>66646370
>hacked
that's a basic spammer u fucking retard
So, how big of a bullet did Jones dodge when Cormier got injured?
Conor will pull out, cap this.
>>66646383
well, he won't get molested by a fat short slob
>>66646373
>believing in bethe
dana will probably have rda train if conor or nate pullout you goofs
>>66646322
>You now remember Grey Maynard.
>>66646351
>hes really just a 170lb+ man that cuts unhealthy amounts of weight to fight at 145
Good. I hate the meme that he somehow gained a bunch of weight to fight Diaz. Dude is just always that big.
>>66646399
Maynard was never my boy.
>>66646399
plus conair is always bigger than fw when they fight, so he can bully but you can't bully him, fucking kaant
>>66646399
>>66646406
Me either but I hope hes ok since hes being KTFO a lot lately.
>>66646407
Its the fight game. I wish it was like in Japan where they fight at the closest weight. But Americans and the wrestling culture kind of made weight cutting a necessity.
>Get in my guard nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27FH-nXP1xU
>>66646285
>>66646447
I would need my belt to get up from that.
>>66646443
damn that was some nice jitz
Curtis Blaydes vs Francis Ngannou
>>66646430
>using sherdog
fuck off spic cunt
>>66646463
Forgot to add the question mark.
Who takes this? Not a easy fight for the Frenchman
>>66646458
why would u need a belt?
he's wearing sweatpants
>>66646443
>HEY, GUYS
>STOP
>>66646463
the bull
>>66646434
>>66646447
You know Chicks and skinny guys are the worst to get guillotined by. The thin bony arms dig right into your neck and catch under your chin really easily.
ayy lmao btfo
/r/-ing holly with flag pic
>>66646476
she'd make a better mma ref than what the ufc usually uses
zingano vs pena ufc 200. not exactly the "epic" bout she tweeted but it's good to see her back in action
>>66646502
we're gonna do the ronda fight u goof
KOREANS MAD AF ABOUT JEFF SHERWOOD GETTING THE BOOT
>>66646508
damn someone on here called it a few days ago. I agree, it's been too long since we've seen Cat in the Octagon. I suppose she went through her Rousey fight money. I like Pena a lot, she's sloppy as fuck and I'm always afraid her next fight will be the fight she gasses. It'll be a great fight, I'm not sure who I'll root for.
>>66646520
y the hell are they firing sherwood?
>>66646533
i want to marry cat and then threaten to kill myself if she doesn't perform depraved sex acts with me.
>>66646250
>Lambrada
That's fucking illegal
>>66646551
to piss of the koreans you goof
>>66646533
i had posted it would be either nunes or pena. but was hoping and praying it would be cyborg. cat's definition of "epic" differs from mine. cat coming back with a vengeance to climb back up to the top
>>66646341
If OSP beats Jones and Nunes beats Tate the ufc will be kill
>>66646447
What's cuckhold's secret
>>66646579
Be a 10/10 6'3" UFC champion
>>66646579
big benis
>>66646577
one can only hope and pray that this happens
>>66646579
he literally has everything a man needs, its just not fair
>>66646334
>turns down fight with cyborg because she wants big payday rematch with miesha
She turned down cyborg because she's the most complete woman's mma fighter. Black belt in bjj and mu thai, I can only name a few women fighters with one black belt. Joanna in mu thai, Gadelha in bjj, and Alexis Davis (Brazilian and regular meme jutsu)
>>66646574
I was almost 100% sure it would be Cyborg as well since she said it was going to be "epic". Frankly this would have made for a bigger fight. And if Conor/Nate has taught us anything is that losing a bigger fight doesn't necessarily mean you lose popularity or drawing power. Sometimes the UFC can be a pussy with their matchmaking.
>>66646593
>mfw Ronda is coming for the belt
>>66646447
shes unironically married
>>66646579
goat genetics
>>66646334
I don't get this
People act as if Miesha vs Holly wasn't a big pay day
She already has a 500k base pay and 196 did great numbers
>>66646579
10/10 looks
>>66646493
>tfw Big Ben might get a title shot when he heems jds
>tfw 2 of your boys might end up fighting.
>>66646618
sure but the ronda holly insta-rematch wouldve done 2 mil buys
thats a lot of ppv money, coulsa main evented msg
@TeamKhabib
Wow. I just signed contract to fight Cowboy at 170 3 hours later he hurt his ribs and pulled out. Any other opponent for April 16 #UFCTampa
>>66646640
>yfw UFC signs Fedor for a superfight rematch with Werdum
>>66646606
after she TKOs pena i have a feeling her next bout will be HH
>>66646645
are we sure about that?
either way, she'll get the rematch down the line eventually and it should also do big.
If Ronda fights for the title first and wins I'd argue it'd be even bigger.
The only problem'd be if she fights for the title and loses
>>66646648
fuck off shitboy
She doesn't even care about title fights, just wants to heem
imagine nunes vs ronda, nunes wins.
>>66646648
>>66646661
He isn't lying.
I thought Ramsey was cut a long time ago.
>>66646661
>>66646675
>thinking I make up tweets
thats what goofs do
>>66646653
>implying fedora has balls
>implying he isn't content with fighting poo in loo cans and being already called le goat
goof
>>66646447
she didnt look as pretty when I opened up the video
>>66646640
>>66646653
easy win for werdum
would you a colbey to have your offspring have good genetics?
>>66646707
what good genetics?
>>66646675
>>66646697
see
>>66646675
What aren't you getting?
>>66646720
>>66646716
ya dumb fuck
>>66646716
>cowboy doesnt lie
this isnt the first time m8
remember one time he said pettis wanted to help him vs RDA and pettis called him out on his lie after
or when he said that he didnt see a sports therapist and schwab called him out on that
@66646690
>Fedor Emelianenko: "I would like to fight the UFC Champion Fabricio Werdum"
I'm pretty sure it's the reason he even returned.
>>66646715
fuck off lad
>>66646741
>le @
fuck off desu, we all know fedor is a faggot pussy, he could have fought in ufc for years and would have made bank vs brock, this is just him trying to keep himself relevant
>>66646743
What?
Even her brother, manlet, ugly and horrible muscle insertions. Fuckin horrible genetics.
>>66646716
Cowboy trying to fight out his contract.
>>66646734
Instead of taking an opportunity to educate, baka.
>>66646740
could be but honestly I think there's a more likely answer to all of this (see pic)
Who /CHRIS 2.0/ here?
http://youtu.be/IymiHUknJ0w
post fightfus
@66646753
KO'ing Werdum and retiring with a UFC belt would put him on a whole other level. I'm all for it, personally.
>>66646765
http://strawpoll.me/7302803
>>66646765
L I T E R A L L Y MANDRAMA
>le chris 2.0
aka, usada weidcuck
>>66646601
>black belt in Muay Thai
>>66646795
>herp derp I'm retarded
>le cuck meme
Well played
>>66646804
cuck detected
>>66646772
1. Claudia Gadelha
2. Anastasia Yankova
3. Felice Herrig
4. Sara McMann
5. Rin Nakai
>>66646812
Lol epic
>>66646804
>his boy gets btfo
>looks way smaller because """"ivs""""
get the fuck outta here your boy is a cheating faggot lad
>>66646817
>implying rockhold is clen
>>66646574
The question is, can Pena beat an opponent she can't kick in the balls?
>>66646823
cleaner than weidshit that's for sure kek
>>66646817
He didn't look way smaller though nor did he ever have an unnatural amount of muscle mass. You just sound like a dyel.
>>66646813
>multi-waifuing
kys
>le greentexting weidman hating americuck meme
>>66646829
do you have the instalooking pic of holly with the american flag?
>>66646879
He gets upset that Chris BTFO of lawlor.
>>66646250
Sage's arm looking like 5% body fat.
>tfw no /HEEM/ meetup in Thailand
>>66646879
if he comes back and btfo rockhold i will concede desu, but after getting btfo that hard one has to ask if he is a pedcuck
>>66646891
>lawlor
kek, he's not even my lhw boy lad
>>66646898
Well, he was on the road, probably wasn't eating as clean as usual. I'm sure he'll get that back down.
>>66646903
jesus that heem
>>66646909
>pedcuck
>lad
I guess there are just a couple of you retards then.
>>66646659
>The only problem'd be if she fights for the title and loses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAApJ1nHX2w
>>66646919
>don't use lad
>don't use cuck
bugger off lad, i can reply however i want yeh? fucking tosser m8
>>66646926
ok, but I just assume you're a shitposting retard based on your word choice.
>>66646940
>ok, but I just assume you're a shitposting retard based on your word choice.
>>66646701
Is ace anyone elses boy or am I alone?
>>66646898
He just walks around and trains at stage physique bodyfat lad
Nothing odd about that
>>66646741
>@66646690
you seriously need to gtfo
@66646955
>not depriving goofs of their (You)s
>>66646949
I made that picture ya goof. Youre just shoehorning buzzwords into your posts, not staying true to the spirit of memes
>>66646940
you don't have to assume when he's literally just textbook shitposting
ca we just get rid of wmma now that he meme is over?
>>66646982
Absolutely not.
>>66646982
tbqh i'd rather see 2 chicks grapple than 2 guys. just sayin'...
>>66646962
>(You)'s
the fuck is this shit? why are you idiots on that shit now? fuck off to brit
>>66646974
>Youre just shoehorning buzzwords into your posts, not staying true to the spirit of memes
/heem/ has gone to shit but remember we're at the tail end of a 3 week hiatus between fights so that's probably why
>>66647000
>""""""elite"""""" """"""athletes""""""
>>66647001
is the guy blowing hogan dc's idol?
>>66647012
it looks like this but she is looking down and it has a sort of filter to it
>>66647018
we had the "Jon" meme though
Post your boy.
>jon
>>66647019
>""""""elite"""""" """"""athletes""""""
>>66647019
I am not sure what your implying.
>>66646982
No because of webm related.
>>66647019
>>66647047
you asked for elite athletes?
just bought 6 months of cuck pass lads what fights should i watch
>>66647047
she's practicing for her Jon Jones sessions tbf
>>66647056
awesome
>>66647059
browne vs arlovski
>>66647056
I was implying they both fight look like bums
>>66647062
First time I saw Aldana fight but she looks real good. Fair enough Duke is not that good but still
>Dat mexican boxing
>>66647059
>just bought 6 months of cuck pass
>>66647069
at that stage in their career Chuck and Ace were out of their prime
>>66647070
Arent you supposed to be in jail or something?
>>66647059
good goof
>>66647056
Didn't Aldana get fucked up in her fight before this?
>>66647030
dunno who it is --- not a wwefag. i used the image to troll /asp before i discovered /heem. think i'll head to carl's jr for breakfast today
>>66647057
no can defend
>>66647109
By Tonya Evinger who is the champ in Invicta. Aldana is really good. All wins are finishers and really good boxing.
>>66647126
>>66647109
Credit to Aldana though she survived till the 4th round against a beast like Tonya
>>66647059
save hunt vs bigfoot for last
>>66647159
Then watch the rematch without TRTfoot
>>66647159
i still cant believe bigfoot never got knocked out
unreal
>>66647159
>>66647186
I'm australian I've seen all hunto fights cmon
Bisping took over the role that Conor dropped out of
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-michael-bisping-vin-diesel-xxx-the-return-of-xander-cage-cast-040616
>>66647034
Spicy heems and restful dreams will come your way
BUT only if you repost
"sleep tight Hunto"
>>66647202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7rztQ_PhCs
That interview was hilarious.
>CA-CANVAS
>U better hope
>Nothing but bums in Stockton
>I strangle u like a fish
>U are staged rich kid
>Le u dont know where im from
>This is a Merica muderf*cker
Anderson would have won his last three fights if he didn't meme inside the ring.
Why doesn't his coaches stop him?
>>66647289
>he thinks anderson wasnt trying meme
UFC is literally a MEME . Prove me wrong?
Protip: you can't.
>>66647194
kek --- but you gotta admit that that one is hard to top. anon posted a spicy bangers list for you and that's a good start. i just rewatched lauzon vs miller earlier today - fucking brutal.
>10 more seconds - just 10 more seconds...
>>66647289
>>66647308
i belive he could won. but autism wouldn't let him
Is there anyone who actually enjoys it when a fight goes to the ground except for Joe Rogan?
>>66647226
sleep tight h u n t o
Ultimate Fighting Championship
Most Submission of the Night Honors in the UFC (6 Times)
Fight of the Night Honors (6 Times)
Knockout of the Night Honors (1 Time)
Fight of the Year (2012) vs. Anonymous
Most finishes in UFC Lightweight division (11)
guess the fighter?
>>66647338
It's the only time that i can get enjoyment from wmma, outside of JJ performing cosmetic surgeries on bitches
>>66646399
>Grey Maynard
He and Rashad being MSU wrestlers is what got me into MMA.
>>66647391
god damn, dat meisha ass
>>66647372
Joe Lauszon?
whats your view on luke rockhold now that he has become champ?
>>66646658
Cat is the best WBW. She just went full retard vs Rounda.
>>66647338
literally just go watch kickboxing you fake fight fan
>>66647159
watched both fights again, still think my boy won the first one. and the second one just wew silva, wew.
silva looks like a big ass tard desu, his head isn't just big, it looks like a head an ancestor of ours would have kek.
>>66646772
THICCCC
>>66647412
as our lord and saviour Joseph "Alphabrain 2 tha membrane" Rogan says "that booty is out of control"
>tfw one of your fitefu's is fighting for the title
>>66647289
Why would he want to win? He doesnt even want to be champion anymore, he is just memeing and having fun.
>>66647447
why does she have these lewd pics? I thought she was a good girl
>>66647433
which is why the "epic" match shoulda been cyborg and not pena. ronda slopped out with that armbar. cats post fight interview is right up there with her post fight nunes interview. god bless her - i've really missed her. she will eventually wear the belt
>>66647071
Almeida/Garbrandt and Yair/Fili are both going to be spicy.
Big fights for the future of Team Alpha Manlets
>>66647391
>ywn Miesha doggy style
>>66647441
ya - first time i watched it my uncle said hunt won and was thoroughly pissed off that it was a draw.
>>66647289
i know, he's a fucking idiot tbchwy, he thinks he still has his reflexes but the peds and youth are gone, he should fight with his hands up
>>66647455
As someone who finds crying girls hot it's a win/win.
>>66647443
looks like a dude
>>66647530
i agree tears of jubilation from nunes
>>66647541
u look like a faggit
>>66647571
ur the one fawning over a man m8
>yfw Miesha - Nunes is the only title fight at 200
>>66647581
mfw i dont give a shit
>>66647602
his face reminds me of some ancient sculpture
>>66647602
sleep tight koksal
>>66647602
sleep tight fronkie
>>66647602
>mfw out of bananas
>>66647581
i almost care less about this than might midgets next fight
>>66647675
>>66647581
>>66647602
MY WAIFU IS FIGHTING AND YOU COULD CARE LESS
THIS IS THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR
I might be the only one who preferred the Nunez fight to the Holly fight.
>>66647687
>COULD CARE LESS
try again yank
>reee it's fake
BTFO by Big Money John
>>66647746
It's ... surprinsingly low
>>66647289
Because he can't lead for shit and doing so would cost him fights all the time before he decided to hang back and counter. That's why he memes, he relies on his opponent being so shit that come after him over extending pumping 1, 2s which would happen often due to how shit the MW division used to be.
>>66646693
She's alright.
>>66647772
he wasn't doing main events anymore, he's more of a midcard tier guy since he's older now tbf. he had a lot of time off too last year
>>66647746
With all the roids that he's on he will die from a heart attack many years before he gets to retire and enjoy spending all that money
>>66647801
her nose is not good lad, mieshas nose is cute, hers is too jewy. plus apparently shes married so shes a roastie slut, not pure like my waifu rose
>>66647812
same could be said about fighters, roids and head trauma
>>66647822
>>66647822
>not pure like my waifu rose
>Rose
>pure
Pat probably nails her after every training session, at least until she accidentally bumps his head and he gets knocked out.
>>66647822
>not pure like my waifu rose
rose is getting split in half every night by a heavy weight black guy
thats about as impure as it gets
not that there is anything bad about it
my fitefu's are pure though
>>66647849
>Pat Barry
>Black
>>66647822
>mieshas nose is cute
>hers is too jewy.
kek
>>66647838
i was meme-ing lad, even holly got blacked by the goat. he probably cucked pat too.
https://youtu.be/rTnkXKTP7J4
watch the video, you can tell she gets wet after he just picks her up.
Truly the goat
>>66647849
Pat Barry is about as black as DC is.
you people are sick
@66647910
your mum didn't seem to mind it m8
just so you all know ronda didn't have a super tight schedule that wouldn't clear
she just couldn't make the weight by ufc 200
>>66647931
too busy shitting in the woods
>>66647479
>I thought she was a good girl
>breast implants
apparently there are fappening pics of her as well that just haven't been released yet
>>66647931
>rousey vs cyborg is booked
>rousey doesn't make weight
>>66647931
High test
can she make 145 to fight the borg?
>>66646313
dana... dana, dan.. DANA WIGHT, dana dana dana giev title shóti dana wight
>>66647931
/hightest/, actually looks pretty hot desu
>>66647965
he is busy
When will we get full meme open weight fights again?
>>66646690
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/27/11312438/fedor-emelianenko-wants-fabricio-werdum-rematch-i-told-the-ufc-that-i-would-accept-that-fight
>implying
>>66647986
That would be pretty great
>>66647986
inb4 hw tears at fedor special treatment
you think cormier can make 185? he still looks like he has some fat at 205, will probably be a hard cut tho, they should add a 195 class there desu, too big of a jump there
>>66647984
>tfw i thought i was the only one who wanted open weight fights again
may the best man win
>>66647338
it depends, if they arent just stalling or wrestlefucking its cool
>>66647986
>he said it so it must be true
good one senpai, usada will meme on him before werdum ever does, he got ktfo by henderson ffs lad
>>66647986
>get btfo by middleweights
>spend years fighting cans and poo in the loos
>expect to just jump the queue and fight the champ
L
O
L
truly the goat
>>66648025
>a man
>not a trex
bad post
>>66648036
>fighting poo in the loos
kek
>>66647986
Fedor is a MUUUNNNSSTER, he is on a 4 fight winning streak including finishes over an olympic gold medalist and a dangerous kickboxer. He might be in the best shape he has ever been in and is one of the best P4P fighters in the world!
>>66647986
Top kek. Can you imagine what a guy like Ngannou would do to him?
>>66648048
t. rogan
>>66648057
you've never watched pride have you
>>66648081
Ngannou =/= Zulu
Fedor would get fucked up.
who is the most boring mma fighter and why is it jake shields?
he is more boring than fitch and okami put together
>>66648094
>muh big black bull
by your logic rumble should be champ then eh bud? fucking cuck, my wifes son says that dc would make him tappy again and i agree with devante
>>66648094
Ngannou is a joke compared to fedor and the only reason you think otherwise is because your willy gets hard watching ngannou
>I rate fedora
>>66648103
FUCK YOU MUDDERFUCKER
>I don't rate Niggannou
>hanking hoyce and fedora
>>66648106
>devante
that was a nice touch m8 you put a lot of effort into that meme
>>66648154
cheers x
>>66648129
DID YOU KNOW HE WAS ON STEROIDS?
Diaz vs McGregor 2
Tate vs Nunes
Edgar vs Aldo 2
Velasquez vs Browne
WOW MIND BLOWN THANK YOU BASED DANE ONCE IN A LIFETIME
>>66648172
Bretty good card desu fampai
>>66648172
wonder how many will fall apart due to injury
>>66647265
wrong interview m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6wn99sp4Tc
>tfw melvin will never reach his full potential
if only he learnt defense
>>66648168
b-b-but he's major against that
>>66648172
valasquez brown is a bit shite, put a cyborg v can or rda, kafir khabib, or robbie v tyrone would be better pls dana
>>66648172
if jbj vs dc is on it, my mind will be blown once in a lifetime m8
>>66648215
if jones btfo osp in a round and leaves with no injuries they should put it in desu, they will probably hold it off for the msg show
who is khabib fighting now?
>>66648215
so will Jon's dick kek
>>66648231
heard he will fight tony in may, rashad will main event the show now
>>66648232
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>66648225
DC is only back in August
>>66648232
kek, good post
>>66647986
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/5/11370462/fabricio-werdum-rematch-fedor-ufc-chechnya-dream-come-true-mma
>>66648257
That's bullshit. He'll be back in like 3 weeks.
>dj will beat cejudo
>dj will beat tuf can
>dj will fight benavidez again
can lithcuck make 125?
>>66647931
>the russian on 4chan has insioder information on ronda
>>66648286
yeah, 125cm maybe heh
>>66648297
kek btfo
>>66648296
search your heart
you know it to be true
nobody can lose mass that fast
ok /heem/ its time to decide
what is the best shorts type when fighting? this is pure aesthetics and functionability
i say short shorts is best shows of the leg but isn't like wearing boxers you still have great freedom of movement
>>66648297
125cm if you mend together all the dick he has cormierd this week
>>66648413
manhoufs war skirt is way better
>>66648391
Jeans
>>66648346
>we will never get 2012 Strikeforce Ronda back
back in the day Ronda used to be prime fitefu material on heem, why did the fame have to turn her into a hambeast who shits in the woods.
>>66648424
but this is sexier
>>66648426
who's this fugg
Is Niggannou the best heavyweight of all time?
>>66648582
Who is Aldana fighting there?
>>66648589
i find it hard to like this guy
>>66648486
definitely, i would love for him to have been my wife's son's dad
>>66648279
Sweet
>>66648600
I love him, until he opens his mouth and I'm reminded he has the worst redneck accent
>>66648592
Colleen Schneider
remember that time when Cowboy called Rampage a nigger?
https://youtu.be/VfkhYAx_UmY?t=24s
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/7/11383024/mitrione-fertitta-said-ufc-main-product-is-show-and-production-not
>>66648618
Who is also fighting Evinger in a month from now.
>>66648618
Cheers
Have a heem
>>66648629
Since losing to Aldana she is on a 4 fight win streak but I gotta say no one that impressive.
>>66648662
DC should accept the lovable fat guy persona, whenever somebody trashes him, he should be like fat albert and refrain from swearing or insulting them back
Is there a yt channel for heem like Dawk Ins is for apehoop?
>>66648625
if dodson wasn't there, a brazzers logo would've looked so good.
>>66646772
please..
>>66648731
THICK, Gina is 2 QT 4 me
>>66648589
LEDDIT
>>66648589
>if you need a mother fucker
no thanks
>>66648731
post rare gina's i must expand my folder
>>66648589
I would perma deletes Cerrones chin
>>66648783
>he doesn't want Donald to service his mum and give him an elite brother
tfw nate diaz will never call u a dork
>>66646443
>those black guys intervening when he's about to get the choke in
Fucking bullshit, it's always like that.
>>66648791
that face in that moment of time is perfect
>>66648589
based richard_276 handing out the financial advice
>>66648804
I see this webm and every time that girl in the back grabbing her friends hand makes me laugh.
>>66648843
>beta
>bad thing
lel you fucking neanderthal
>>66648843
>Be American
>only exist because of the greatest empire that the world has ever known
>Talk like you're big shit
lad
>tfw crooked jaw
if i get heemed really hard do you think it would set it back in place?
UFC on The Fly episode 1: https://youtu.be/R-k6kcufykk
>>66648852
what's weird about hendricks is that there was this period of time when everyone who knew him from college wrestling couldn't stand him but everyone in MMA loved him
now he's just universally despised
>>66648851
>be american
>BE the greatest empire that the world has ever known
wew
chris is done
i can see it
>>66648884
muh dick, why is she so QT?
>>66648897
Don't talk to us or our sons ever again.
>>66648884
>jean skirts
>Guns n' Roses starts playing
>tfw you realize the Chris is going to rip your heart out
>>66648883
Don't think so lad
>>66648884
>posts lean gina and not thick gina
>>66648909
how many a day?
>>66648884
>the moment when the fighter is more attractive than the ring girls
>>66648909
>tfw I used to wonder how he makes 185 while being jacked
you can clearly see his narrow shoulders here
>>66648920
30 MINIMUM
>>66648731
How's your job treating you m8?
>>66648884
>that smirk at end
fuggggggggggg muh dik. its so cute that she gets embarrassed easily. watching her in interviews shes always fumbling around and shit and telling everyone how nervous she is.
eternal GOAT fitefu no question, anyone who disagrees with me can square the fuck up at Heem fc 1
>>66648931
/heem/ vs reddit mma grand prix when?
>>66648931
Oh we're having an Oceania division now ?
Fuckin great
>>66648937
Not a good idea. People at /r/ mma actually train
>>66648928
I'm neet
>>66648937
>Lithcuck and Estonia, once mortal enemies must unite to fight Reddit's champion Shane Carwin
How does it turn out for our boys? do they get heemed into another galaxy? or do they pull of the biggest upset in meme magic history?
>>66648897
Cruz: confident, left fist ready to bang
Luke: feels like a cheat, left hand buried in his pocket up to his elbow
The Chris: Powerstance, hands covering genitalia, feels emasculated without the belt
Lil kid: Impersonating his dad, doesn't understand what's going on
>this is who they replaced Ariel with
>>66648978
Based Khalil
https://twitter.com/tonyfergusonxt/status/704488760709246976
>el cuck's deadlifts
>>66648978
That guy ko'd Anderson with a headkick
I WOULD HEEM EVERY HERE
>>66648993
>trap bar
>rounded spine
what a cuck
>>66648993
Snap city baby
>>66648996
Huh?
>>66648949
I thought you were another serb
>>66649005
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/2/1/7961111/khalil-rountree-confirms-he-knocked-anderson-silva-out-in-training
>>66649010
is Alessio Di Chirico your boy? Should I cheer for him in Zagreb?
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/rothwell-versus-dos-santos-the-craft-of-fighting-ugly-and-the-flaws-of-perfect-boxing
>>66649000
You fight midgets
>>66647226
>>66646467
Sleep tight hunto
>>66649015
yes and yes
you should tell yell out "Daje Alè" (pronounced <<dah-yeh ah-leh>>)
>>66647226
sleep tight Hunto
>>66649016
>saw these lil niggas in the condo and have no idea where they came from
Dana White making fun of Cyborg calling her a man was disgusting desu senpai. Rogan gets away with it because le comedian shit but having someone so prominent in the business saying that must hurt.
>>66649047
Fuck off Libcuck
>>66649038
thats 'cmon alex' isn't it? my dad speaks italian btw
>>66649032
based N8
How the fuck did he take every punch?
>>66649052
Around blacks never relax
>>66649052
>Joe Silva's reaction
lel
>>66649019
you knocked out 3 midgets and you are now all pumped up. fuuuuuuuuuuuck youuu. my crew beats you crew every day
>>66649056
yeah
daje is primarily used in rome and surrounding area though
anyway the guy he's going against is from ATT
bit worried desu
>>66648884
that fight was actually more entertaining than most mens fights
>>66649074
yeah Velikovic looks pretty legit - RFA champ, gonna be a good fight.
I went to Sardenia for like 10 years every summer with my family but last summer we went to Sicily and going back there this summer again I think.
>>66646287
>There are other cu/ck/s on /heem/
Ayy. Lord Ja/ck/ is based tbqh.
>>66649089
nice nice
>>66649074
this is me in Rome. absolute monster
>>66649103
nice fanny pack lad
>>66649103
rogan would be proud son
>>66649103
did Rogan hit you with the fanny pack money?
Anybody with actual MMA training experience around?
>>66649115
>>66649106
lithcuck and romero on life support
>>66649103
did you go hear the pope talk or was it just very crowded?
>>66649002
>>66649003
>>66648993
SNAP CITY
i physically cringed at least three times watching that, im suprised he didn't herniate a disc right then and there
>>66649118
>>66649115
>>66649106
confirmed never left their country
>>66649130
i heard him talking, but i took a photo and went somewhere else. vittoriano is the goat building 2bh
>>66648993
Nice curved back
8/10 almost perfect.
Paddy Holohan (@PaddyHolohanMMA) vs. Willie Gates (@WhOopassWilliE) in the works for UFC Fight Night: Rotterdam
Ross Pearson (@RossTheRealDeal) vs. James Krause (@TheJamesKrause) set for TUF Finale in Las Vegas on July 8th
Scott Askham (@scottaskham1) vs. Anthony Smith (@lionheartsmith) set for TUF 23 Finale in Las Vegas
Anton Zafir (@AntonZafirUFC) vs. Li Jingliang set for TUF 23 Finale in Las Vegas
>>66649164
Ross Perason and literal whos. awesome card
>>66649125
Are you calling me out?
>>66649144
>vittoriano is the goat building 2bh
close but not quite
>>66649184
if that's what the fans want. sure. IM NOT A PUSSY
>>66649186
i was more impressed with vittoriano. arena is for casuals
>>66649103
>Lionsdale
>fanny pack
>Tracksuit
kek, were you squatting too
Slav cliché
>>66649141
>Unironically shilling a Onnit © brand, Joe Rogan endorsed, dmt encrusted fanny pack
>not just wearing all your valuables on a chain around your neck, and heeming any robber who ties to get close and touch your trinkets
dem gypsy pickpockets cant take dat left hand shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxli3LAqNHM&nohtml5=False
been watching all the 'fights' with this guy. How would you react if this bloke came into your gym lads?
also post rose if you got em
>>66649203
it's comfy/10. but yeah, this was pure slav outfit. nobody dared to look me in the eyes. dinamo zagreb ultras style
>tfw so bored watching Lorenzo Fertitta businessman interviews for the UFC and I realize that Dana is just an honest person who is a little dumb and gets controlled by the mastermind Lorenzo to play the face of the UFC as a business
>tfw you realize that Dana gets told a lie by Lorenzo and since Dana trusts his good friend to not be telling shit he parrots that lie as if it were a truth
>tfw you realize how people tense up around Lorenzo because of his sociopathic look he looks like a killer
>Only Dana can't see it and he laughs and jokes like Lorenzo was a normal guy
>Meanwhile I can read the muderous and sick thoughts Lorenzo has in his mind using this weak feeble minded being for his own profit and again
>Maybe there is a little bit more to it seeing as Dana and Lorenzo have been friends since forever maybe Lorenzo grew on Dana and kept him around like a dog
>Maybe there is a little bit more love and romance in it than we think though
>>66649196
THEN LET'S FUCKING FIGHT BRO
>>66649196
I wish I had a better shot, but Colosseum with arch + forum in the background is just GOAT
Vittoriano is nice, but it doesn't have the same soulfulness to it
>>66649214
And if they did, you could always insult their mother in croatian, that's always intimidating
>>66649219
Stay focused on Edgstonia m8. One fight at a time.
UNLESS you guys want a triple threat fight
>>66649217
>tfw so bored watching Lorenzo Fertitta businessman interviews for the UFC and I realize that Dana is just an honest person
what videos are you watching
honestly, I don't see how anything could lead me to believe Dana is honest
>>66649228
Estonia fight isn't going away, Cheick
It's so far away I can fight some other guys on the meantime
>>66649222
summa summarum, very beautiful city, would visit again. also checked.
>>66649228
lel
>>66649219
'We got ourselves a fight Joe!!!' - Goldy
>>66649228
>>66649219
East vs West?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GixDXD44_yA
>>66649238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc-lRs_HbvI&nohtml5=False
This is where I am at right now
wtf, I can't fight Moroz - Letourneau on Fite Pass
It was on a FN card last august
Why isn't it on there ?
>>66649268
nah, that just shows Dana is a duplicitous lickspittle
>>66649271
Oh wait found it. It's only available inside of the whole card vid
wtf UFC, get your shit together, FP needs to be better than that
>>66648900
it's hilarious how humored she was by all the attention
>>66649277
what the fuck does duplicitous lickspittle mean?
>>66649290
italian for cocksucker
>>66649278
ikr
hopefully fightpass 2.0 will give us the service we need
>>66649290
duplicitous means two-faced, lying
lickspittle is someone who kisses ass
>>66649258
Where you wanna meet? We can arrange a gym where we could "spar"
>>66649228
Shut up and stop ducking Germanbro
>>66649311
Aren't you ashamed to be a liar?
>>66649314
Just speak english
Yo fake sage, you still in hiding?
>>66649052
>that moment when he rises to protest to the ref and the nigga throws an arm around him and pulls him back down
shhhh only dreams now
>>66649315
Somewhere in the middle. South Poland, Krakow.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>66649369
don't shut up.
>>66649369
Arguably he is the worst middleweight champion yet
Letourneau is toptier Fitefu
Are Luke and Urijah atheists?
>>66649384
>arguably
still hope he heems luke though
>>66649394
they're both godless C*lifornians
>>66649384
He's not, he's better then everybody except Silva.
>Menne
>Bustamante
>Tanner
>Franklin
....
>>66649417
relax osama
>>66649384
shut up
>>66649427
you looking to get chin checked?
How much are tickets to UFC Zagreb so I can watch my boy first hand?
>>66649345
Seems fine by me. Need to find gyms there first though.
When you will be ready?
>>66649439
you mean PPV? that i don't know. but my ticket is about 25 euros
>>66649447
i had a surgery last month, not before autumn i afraid
>>66649439
are you going to Bellator?
>>66649455
fuck that's cheap
I looked into going to Birmingham for BAMMA, the cheapest tickets are 38£ kek
>>66649463
You disgust me
>>66649470
Nah have exams
kanker
>>66649439
http://www.eventim.hr/en/tickets/ufc-fight-night-zagreb-arena-858875/performance.html
Any heem euros want to have a fight this month?
>>66649504
>replying to yourself
>>66649213
>mfw he literally unironically fought the WBC HW champion
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/2/2/10900306/csac-passes-emergency-weight-cutting-rules-including-bans-on
>Under the package, CSAC will now have the ability to collect urine samples from fighters for specific gravity tests, which detect proper hydration. If a fighter cannot pass that test, he or she will be given two to three hours to properly hydrate. If he or she still cannot pass the specific gravity test, the bout will be off.
Why would the UFC put 199 in California with these rules?
>>66649473
Cheapest UFC tickets to this date. even
Brazilian events are more expensive, althou, they have pretty good cards, and there are fucktons of MMA fans in Brazil, i guess they would sell those tickets no matter how high they put the price. In fact, 25 euro tickets are not the cheapest. there were 12 euros tickets, but it's so fucking aways from octogon it's just ridiculous.
>>66649522
You can over to my gym if you want and we do a limitless submission competition.
I'll be wearing a gi but you can wear whatever but nutcups.
>>66649539
Because fuck weightcutting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzSiiBSAQ8
based bruce buffer
Does anyone else think Cormier is severely underrated? The dude has a ridiculously impressive record, and he's the champ in a division where he's a decade older and a foot shorter than the next 5 best guys.
If he had started his MMA career earlier and fought at MW or WW I think he could have been the GOAT.
>>66649558
Underrated? He's the Champ, his only loss is to Jones. People know how good he is regarfless of the memes. He's just not JBJ
>>66649558
i think he's in the top 5 fighters in the ufc, he's just in the division with the clear #1
>>66649526
his entire thing is getting BTFO by big black guys
>>66649573
this
>>66649558
>severely underrated
He's not, everybody knows how good he is
It's just way too easy to make fun of him
Just finished my first ever half marathon run
Furthest ive run in my life
wew lads
>>66649595
20ks aint much should have ran it twice.
>>66649577
Who? His or yours?
>>66649595
if you have a will to post on 4chan after 20ks, you could do it better, yes.
>>66649616
>american fried chicken
this chicken looks like shit.
>>66649627
show me croatian fried chicken
>>66649615
I could have gone another 2 miles or so probably desu but that would have been collapse on ground tier
>>66649627
if you've ever been to america their food quality is actually fucking shit
>>66649627
>>66649659
We have the best food on the fuckin planet goofs
>>66649690
last time i checked america was not italy or france, or croatia.
>>66649659
Can confirm. Source: am Canadian.
Food standards in North America are awful compared to Europe. The shit I eat at fast food restaurants here is comparable to what I would get at a "nice" restaurant back home, quality-wise.
Makes our food pretty shitty. Our vegetables are tasteless, our meat is fatty and they use cheap cuts, everything's pumped full of chemicals and fucking corn syrup. It's a fucking mess.
>>66649690
sure you do m8
>>66649722
I could shit on a plate and it would be better than France """"cuisine""""
>>66649661
Taylor Swift should marry Rockhold
They are perfect for each other methinks
>>66649722
>France
>In charge of literally anything other than cultural enrichment
>>66649735
That's because you're used to eating shit since forever and you have acquired terrible taste
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66649735
Nah. You've got a lot of good dishes, but the actually quality of the food is terrible unless you're eating at some hipster, locally-sourced, free range bullshit restaurant where they charge you 20.00 for a hamburger.
Food standards in the US and Canada are fucking abysmal.
>>66646447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMq6xDHBKwQ
Reminds me of this shit. Based Rockhold
>>66647047
I don't know if these are efficient exercises but at least it doesn't look like she's doing stupid AKA shit that will get her injured.
Who /fruity/
>>66649901
eating a whole melon as we speak
>>66647289
Would anyone else enjoy seeing Anderson getting demolished by Luke? Not that he deserves the fight, but I feel like this "Anderson is a GOAT" needs to be put to an end. Dude never fought anybody good.
Heeming this thread
>>66649906
I at your mum's melon, m8
>>66649925
Hallo Wesley
>>66649920
Nothing I ain't seen already
Schaub?
>>66647931
ronda doesn't have a super tight anything
>>66649943
Buy me a plane ticket to your hausen and I'll turn you into silly-deutscher-gets-hit-with-telegraphed-overhand-right-and-hes-out-cold.webm
JUST
>>66649987
rockin that nicole brown simpson
>>66649439
I got mine for like £80, floor seats
>>66649987
RANDA
NO
>>66649967
I'll spinning backfist your ass into a seizure lad, better insure your chin because it'll be gone once I am done with you.
>>66649987
muh dick
NEW THREAD
>>66650010
>>66650010
>>66649920
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>66648851
>Greatest Empire
Raise your bong levels friendo
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