old >>66625507
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs ???)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
Ferguson out against Khabib, no opponent yet, Cerrone and other names in the discussion.
mmadigest news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG_w0zc7CrY
schaub
schaub
>>66629189
>>66629195
^losers
hendricks
You don't have to take my word, but my brother trains at American Top Team in Coconut Creek.
He says Lawler has been drilling a lot of wrestling lately and the rumor around the gym is he is fighting GSP.
/heem/ more like meem
>>66629198
"I get upset over names"
Some news items:
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/rashad-evans-asked-for-jon-jones-rematch-but-ufc-on-fox-19-booking-nixed-that
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/jon-jones-and-daniel-cormier-battle-on-twitter-after-d-c-offers-to-train-saint-preux
Ben Fowlkes piece:
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/speed-bag-are-most-ufc-fighters-in-fact-replaceable
>>66629199
What do i tell my barber to get that hairstyle
>>66629216
Just because I point out the losers that rush to type schaub before anyone else posts doesnt mean I'm upset. I'm quite relaxed sitting on my couch sipping coffee.
Stay inferior, loser.
>>66629230
>The serial rapist from the 80's pls
>>66629230
"Give me the "man that lives in a cardboard box under the bridge" senpai"
schaub
>>66629234
"I get upset about people who post words"
>>66629230
ask him for years worth of roids, and a big book of excuses.
>I don't like Schaub
>Schaub isn't one of my boys
"thread quality is important"
Dock worker is back to throw another aspie hissyfit
Watch out, buds
>>66629230
One restraining order please
Fite Pass 2.0 when ?
>>66629252
"Anyone that types an original thought consisting of more than 4 or 5 words has to be upset"
Sure thing, bud.
>>66629293
fight pass is absolute garbage....great content though
>>66629207
>He says Lawler has been drilling a lot of wrestling lately and the rumor around the gym is he is fighting GSP.
I kind of don't want GSP to come back, because you know he's going to win, whoever he fights. Then he'll go back to his yacht, and we'll all be left looking at the WW division, knowing there's a guy on a yacht somewhere who can beat everyone in the UFC's best division.
Does anyone here know who will win JDS vs Rothwell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwfcaIAd9yg
cringe warning
>>66629317
I dont want him to come back because he's a boring decision machine. Him getting run out of the UFC by Hendricks is the best thing to happen to the WW division since Serra beat GSP.
>>66629316
It is. Hence the question about the new and improved version that has been announced
>>66629315
"I get upset over words then explain how not upset i am"
"I feel superiority in my brand of autism"
>>66629230
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>66629247
kek
>>66629329
Schaub gets dumber with each word that comes out of his mouth
>>66629353
"I have to have the last word in an internet argument otherwise I have to mark it as a loss on my internet warrior record"
Just fuck off already, schaub spammer. Start refreshing the catalog now so you can be the first to post schaub when the new thread is made. I know it's really important to you.
>>66629329
based schaub
>>66629230
just steak my shit up
>>66629400
"Im not mad despite the increasing amount of replies and words in my posts"
>>66629396
What did he say?
>>66629329
lol anyone remember when conor was flying around in some sports car in las vegas revving his engine and what not?
jon jones just revs his engine and gets sent to jail
>people think racism doesnt exist in 2016
>>66629438
Jon dindu nuffin
fuck da police
Durrrr
Typical autistic shit
>>66629440
>>66629407
Hi Brendan
>>66629445
"I take my threads seriously"
>>66629456
he makes a great point actually edgelord
>>66629329
Based Brendan. Can't think of many,if any times he's been wrong.
>working at a dock
>>66629479
No he doesnt you weirdo
>>66629479
"fuck the police" mentality is about as edgy as it gets
>>66629482
gr8 b8 m8
>>66629497
Maybe to you because you don't actually live in the US and have to deal with the lowlife scum that make up American law enforcement.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD3dB4-Prq9/
EBI competitors for the grapplers out there.
>>66629496
what did he say that was wrong?
>>66629511
The police have to deal with idiots like yourself though, no fucking wonder they eventually snap.
>>66629515
>I watch BJJ
>>66629207
Well my Dad works for Nintendo and he got me a copy of Mario 4, but you can't see it because he told me not to show anyone.
>>66629526
>>66629537
Unarmed man gets shot in the head by the LAPD. After they shoot him in the head, they handcuff him.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-lapd-shooting-lawsuit-20160405-story.html
Shit like this happens everyday here. Don't comment on things you know nothing about.
>>66629526
>>66629537
>europoors talking about american life
please leave you eternal cucks
>it's a sideways cross flag post
every point that shcaub made was valid, instead of meme'ing post something he said that's wrong
>>66629568
What the fuck does that have to do with Jon Jones?
https://twitter.com/mookiealexander/status/717761299099303937
MAH GIRL Angela Hill will hold a belt
>>66629589
he did nothing wrong
then u fucks turned it into
>its a schaub said fuck the police episode
and u chucklefucks went all its cool to like cops now right?
but no you got shut down buds
dont talk about america if u have no idea whats going on buds
>>66629469
Ok, look, trust me, I've got terrific posts, absolutely terrific. They're real winners, I'm telling you. I've got the best words, I use the best memes, people love my posts.
>>66629596
Damn. Hill has looked great lately but Souza might just take her down and sub her. Should be a great fight still.
>>66629563
>I don't watch BJJ
>I learned everything about BJJ from Rogan commentary
>>66629611
>cool to like cops
It's extremely childish and idiotic to dislike them in the civilized world
>>66629651
Yeah we should totally like cops that shoot innocent people in the head and then handcuff them while theyre still alive. Tell me more about how life in America should work, yuro.
>not being an anarchist
fake fighters detected
>It's a /pol/ episode
>>66629563
>Not appreciating all aspects of the fight game.
Not a real fight fan
>>66629611
Because everything Schaub said was fucking stupid and childish
>HURR DURR RACISS COP
>FUCK DA PO-LICE
>BET HE WOULDN'T BE SO TOUGH IN THE OCTAGON xDDDDD
>WUT A FRIGGIN' LOSER *LOL*!
Meanwhile the cop was respectful and did literally nothing wrong.
I could delete your chin
>>66629704
are we pretending now?
>fuck the police
>fuck the police
I could ban every here
>>66629651
eh, the cop probably was breaking his balls and giving him really lol-worthy tickets, but the dude's dangerous on the roads, he kinda should just stay invisible.
But of course the situation gets compared to a lot of the ugly history of american law enforcement and blacks, but its kinda to expect in america
>>66629726
I never understand how the fuck people manage to do this to themselves. I mean, just logistically. That shit gets expensive, and you know they're not employed. Like, where does the money come from?
>>66629704
He's right
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/when-cops-break-bad-albuquerque-police-force-gone-wild-20150129?page=2
i'm sorry but only americans can say fuck the police
please stop trying yurocucks
>>66629744
^sooo uh im saying brendan schaub has a point, but jon jones really put himself in that position, and he's a millionaire and a star so he should hire a driver or something.
>>66629746
sell themselves as freaks for tv shows and other gatherings, if they are ugly enough
>>66629704
>Meanwhile the cop was respectful and did literally nothing wrong.
Nah in the Jones situation that cop was a grade a cunt
>bowing down to pigs
How much more beta can you get?
>>66629751
Why are you fucking drawing parallels to fucking shootings all the time? Makes no sense. Jon didn't get shot. In fact Jon was treated respectfully and yet he still called the cop a pig.
>>66629767
If I ran a business and a dude came in with a black eye and a white eye, coasters in his ears, a bleached mullet, a Doctor Strange beard, and a face full of buckshot, and applied for a job, I don't give a fuck if he's literally the most qualified human being on earth for the position. I'm not gonna have that dude representing my business.
I know it's illegal to bite your opponent but what about licking ?
Like you got the back of your opponent but he has good wrist control so you lick his ear making him react out of discomfort and create an opening for the choke.
#askBJM
>>66629746
They're employed in the buisness of tattoos/doing this to themselves
The money comes from other people that get tattoos and do this kind of stuff
>>66629789
>In fact Jon was treated respectfully
What video did you watch? Obviously not the one where the cop threw a bitchfit because Jones answered "it's a sports car" when asked why the exhaust is so loud.
>>66629793
People like that arent even qualified to operate a vacuum anyway
Jon should already be in the jail for hit and run tb(h)
>>66629789
>Jon was treated respectfully
Nice try. Seriously watch the video ago. Also Jon was being discriminated against for sure. Not for being black but for being Jon Jones. He's pissed them off after last time. And now they're systematically trying to target him. Looking for anything to fuck him over. He needs to leave ABQ pronto.
Talking about shitty cops, who else watched People v OJ Simpson? Damn that was a good miniseries.
>>66629230
'can i get a male pattern baldness gene splice pham?'
or in my case
'just leave my shit as it is family. i'm going to grow this wreck out.'
>>66629793
yes, you let that opinion on the air on the first post.
had I knew you'd use my post as a box on which you stand on top to repeat yourself I wouldn't have replied, though.
but maybe I'm being harsh, maybe you're just used to talk to yourself more than talking to others.
did you read the part in which I say they sell their own appearance? they don't work regular jobs, only an idiot would think that.
Post rare Big Browns pls /heem/
Need to make a folder
>>66629895
I watched the first 5 episodes. But stopped watching. It was very good. Can't wait for the sequel The People vs Jon Jones.
>>66629952
Fuck you schaub, you're as much of a fighter as my big toe in your moms big fat crack.
schaub
>>66629895
Haven't watched the last episode yet but yeah it was very good
But I heard absurdly good things about the 30 for 30 on this that will air in June. It's gonna be 5x2h I think and everybody who saw it say it is beyond amazing
You now realize that every single big event you've anticipated this year has been cancelled and there's a high likelyhood that this will reoccur throughout the whole 2016.
>>66629994
As long as the day of the rope still comes
Lets discuss some real MMA now, lads.
how many paperviews will UFC 200 sell? Will they reach a new high? What about UFC New York?
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
vote gassed up kaants
>>66630032
Ufc ny will be bigger, ufc meme number will sell around 1.7-2.2 ppv, ny will be 2.0-2.5 lad
I never thought there would be an attentionwhoring shitter worse than lmaobud, but then along came Estonia.
>yfw Koksal heems mighty mouse
>>66630032
>how many paperviews will UFC 200 sell?
idk ...
As of now, the card is not very good
The only real selling point is McGoobz
If they can get Ronda on here too, it could very well break records
>mfw looking at UFC events for the summer
UFC renaissance boys
>>66630069
rude
>>66630089
like what shill?
>>66630089
not even excited for UFC200 desu
198 is better, and next weeks fox card is great
Tfw u see very first time that Jon Jones get knocked out by OSP. I would shed couple manly tears if this happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuAGGZNfUkU&nohtml5=False
>>66630063
screencapped this so I can show it to /heem/ when you are way off
>>66630174
>Niggersp
>Knocking someone out
lad
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459965911373.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459965911373.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459965911373.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459965911373.webm
>qt pie teen in a dress is trying to heem you
>wat do
>>66630215
>didn't even eat her pussy
Novice.
>>66630215
>getting heem'd by a grill
m8
>>66630215
hope I touch her skin
>>66630113
>Jones fighting for the first time in a while
>Macgleggah and Diaz rematch (trashy, but entertaining)
>weidman rockhold rematch
>Verdum Miocic (and honestly a fantastic card to go along with it )
>>66630215
>Can't kick her ass
>Can't get your ass kicked
It's a situation you can't get out of as a winner
The only thing you can do is copping a feel in the meantime
why everyone on heem hate him ?
>>66630166
Welterweight Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor
Featherweight José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Heavyweight Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
Welterweight Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Middleweight Gegard Mousasi vs. Derek Brunson
Lightweight Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Lauzon
Lightweight Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marín
Lightweight Takanori Gomi vs. Jim Miller
Only one "literally who" fight. Stay pleb, leaf
>>66630215
>getting heemed by a girl
kid probably killed himself
>>66629329
Schaub is so based
>>66630042
are anderson and silva the same person in this context? why would you make this potentially confuse
>>66630215
>grab hold of her wrists
>slowly guide her towards my guard all the while yelling "Stop!" "I don't want to fight you!"
>let her pass till she's in side control and pushing her tits in my face
>let her mount me and feel her bussy rubby mah belleh
>let her get north-south position before she finally heems me with vicious 12 to 6 butt strikes to my nose
>>66630215
i'd heem her and i'd heem her quick
UFC 199 presale is live. I looked at the seats $230 gets you and I'm thinking I dont wanna go anymore.
I'll probably check craigslist the day of and see if I can find a deal.
>>66629329
>2:45
cringed and closed video
>>66630248
His boobhair is like a boobshadow making it look like he has perky B cups
>>66630249
a bunch of midcarders or prelim fighters
only 3 fights in there are PPV worthy
>>66630166
198 is already worse, old ass irelevant hues, the card would be goat a couple years ago
>>66630215
>typical skinny jean weakling
I see groups of these guys walking in town and wonder how many of them I could take at once
You now remember Cole MIller
>>66630336
none you weirdo
>>66630337
>>66630307
>replying to yourself
>>66630249
198 is for the old school
>>66630355
half chan's fault for limiting me to one image
>>66630336
you only have two holes they can abuse, so I guess it answers itself right there.
>>66630383
I think youd be surprised
>>66630325
Literally only 3 of them aren't prelim fights.
>>66630443
almost heemed himself with that flip
>>66630443
this is naaaaasty
>>66630443
>not switching stance
why
>>66630443
That's one scaaary dude ladies and gentlemen.
>>66630342
Cole Miller would have submitted Gooby
How many people on here actually train?
>>66630294
>tfw only spending 25€ on lellator
wouldn't pay any more than that desu
>>66630619
i train in gi 4 times a week
>>66630619
i trained your mother last night
>>66630643
thank god my academy does both. you compete?
>>66630619
>implying someone would need experience to heem you
>>66630619
Im in the streetfighter 5 beta
CHAMPS BEFORE END OF YEAR
>>66630932
very low natty level in this pic
>>66630932
How many hours a day do they train eye pokes
>>66631276
>Snapple
>Made by Dr Pepper
>Has bottle Caps
>Dr pepper
>Caps
>DC
>>66630932
>Overmeme
>Gay jesus
>Champs
Pick one
>>66630932
Yoel could probably take down both of them
>>66630215
her technique is kinda of weak, but what she's wearing and the fact that she actually had the killer instinct to knee him in the face makes it unbelievably hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_SFVKbjUh8
BEN ROTHWELL IS A MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNSTER!
>>66630672
nah its a hobby. i just go in, roll for an hour or so, banter with the lads and go home.
>>66629252
>"I get upset about being called out"
>talking about workout routines with normies
>they start talking about some pro athletes crazy routine and compairing it to theres
>say "well yeah they are on peds you cant expect to train like them when youre not"
>they start with the ol "wow no they are just gifted and dedicated" meme
Fuckin hell I hate normies
>>66630619
Get in my guard
>>66631932
>muh ped
Do you think Gladiators took steroids ?
They were better simply because they were dedicated, of course the average pleb on the forum thought they were "gifted by the gods" and that was the reason he couldn't be as good as them.
>>66631932
put some diuretics in their coffee, fucking normies never learn
>>66632137
I would heem literally any of them
I bet they were all like 5 feet tall
>>66632137
are you actually this autistic or are you merely pretending?
i want off this shitposting ride
where are the GOD DAMN heems and memes?
what happened to the heems and memes?
>>66632421
Not having any fights for too long broke our sanity.
Getting picks started for this weekend's event. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. May >God have mercy on another 6(six) fight main card
Main Card:
Ben Rothwell vs. Junior dos Santos
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou vs. Curtis Blaydes
Timothy Johnson vs. Marcin Tybura
Igor Pokrajac vs. Jan Błachowicz
Maryna Moroz vs. Cristina Stanciu
>>66632512
THIS
at least well get a steady ufc show with tuf on the 20th
>>66632742
Rothwell
Gonzaga
Nganniy
Johnsn
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66632742
>Rothwell
>Gonzaga
>Ngannou
>Tybura
>Blachowicz
>Moroz
>>66632742
BENJAMIN
DERRICK
FRANCIS
TIMOTHY
JAN
CRISTINA
>>66632742
sigh.
There goes the rest of this thread. You just make a thread and then link to that thread here.
Why don't you little losers make actual bets? No one gives a fuck that you posted an anime image and guessed some fights correctly.
>>66632285
Are you calling me out ?
>>66632742
BIG BEN ROTHWELL
BLACK BEAST
Ngannou
Tybura
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66632998
You should* just make a thread and link to it here.
>>66632998
>>66633057
Ur opinion=wgaf
>>66632998
Le me guess, you've never won right?
Not really feeling these 199 ticket prices, famalamadillylam. Over $700 and I cant sit center to the cage? Fuck that.
>>66632998
Dont be a bitch
Theres literally nothing problematic about predictions
>>66632742
Rothwell
Gonzaga
NIGGANNOU
Tybura
Pokrajac
Moroz
>>66632742
Dos Santos
Gonzaga
Ngannou
Tybura
Blachowiz
Moroz
>>66632742
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Johnson
Błachowicz
Moroz
>>66632742
JDS
Lewis
Ngannou
Tybura
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66633103
I win all the time. pic related.
>>66633113
The replies clutter up the thread. Faggots make multiple predictions so what's the point?
>>66632742
Rothwell
Gonzaga
Blaydes
Tybura
Blachowicz
Stanciu
>>66633165
We like to upset you.
>>66633114
Fuck I should've posted an image with it.
Can you ignore it and take this one >>66632742 ?
Rothwell
Gonzaga
NIGGANNOU
Tybura
Pokrajac
Moroz
>>66633165
>MUH thread quality
Perma heem yourself
WHAT WILL HE SAY
>>66632742
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Tybura
Pokrajac
Moroz
absolute shit card 2bh
>>66632742
Rothwell
Black Beast
Nigganou
Johnson
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66632742
Junior dos Santos
Derrick Lewis
Curtis Blaydes
Marcin Tybura
Jan Błachowicz
Maryna Moroz
This nigga done lost his fuckin mind https://youtu.be/7kW8GSz9yac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIhuOEjhRvI&feature=youtu.be
WHO /MYBOY/ HERE
>all these casuals picking Rothwell
>>66633523
Your boy is gonna get rekt again
>>66633510
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66633523
Daaaamn Luke threw a nice jab at 4:29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvnCJrvSzQ
Did she want it?
>>66633666
shut up
>>66632742
Ben Rothwell
Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou
Marcin Tybura
Jan Błachowicz
Maryna Moroz
>>66633523
Who will win, non-antibiotic Luke or full-foot Chris?
>>66633951
Rockhold
Chris has only beaten old Brazilians
>>66632742
JDS via 2nd round T/KO
Gonzaga via 1st round sub
Ngannou via 1st round KO
Tybura via decision
Blachowicz via 3rd round T/KO
Moroz via 1st round sub
>>66633773
Her panties were soaked after that.
>>66633523
Imagine DC and jones doing a similar style interview sitting that close at this point.
100% chimpout guaranteed
>>66633574
JDS has been through too many wars with Cain, is coming off a TKO against Overeem and isn't on steroids anymore. He's shot, Rothwell takes this
Why in the world would Aldo say he beat Edgar with one arm last fight right before this one. He's acting like the thing he despises in conor and has been a baby since that loss. I hope Frankie heems him hard
>>66632742
Rothwell via R1 KO
Lewis via R1 KO
Ngannou via R1 KO
Johnson via R2 Sub
Blachowcz via UD
Stanciu via UD
>>66633951
Chris.
>>66633523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYqcIAFI_E&feature=youtu.be
thank you based joe silva for the year of the banter
>>66633704
Cro-bro, what should I do in Zagreb?
I'm so bored I'm just watching old tito vs dana vids
>>66630619
Wrestling and BJJ masterrace
Judofags need not apply
>>66634300
watch wolfsburg
>>66633165
who is your favorite fighter?
>>66634220
Dis Cruz really try to criticize one of Uriah's wins because it was a decision? He is the decisionator, needs to look in the mirror. However I can't wait for this fight
>>66632742
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Johnson
Blackowicz
Moroz
>>66632998
nobody cares about your opinion goof
i submitted 3 sets of picks so far
>>66634748
faggot
>>66634812
trolled. i haven't submitted any!
>>66634636
>there are people in the world shorter than paige van zant
>>66634812
oi, what should I do in Zagreb?
>>66634891
>people
They're called midgets
>>66630443
>it hurts better hold on to it
>>66634864
Is this not real now? Are we pretending again?
>>66634948
you asked that other croat. kek, i'm watching real madrid. but ok, idk man, you said you are with your family. so maybe usual sights in the city centre, google it. its sunday so i don't know if there is something interesting in the city during the night. what are you interested in doing anyway?
>>66632742
Rothwell
Gonzaga
Ngannou
Johnson
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66629230
gimme that rogaine was never invented grown up baby herman please
>>66635269
coming on saturday midday i think with my brother and our uncle will come on sunday. Are there any must sees in Zagreb or will it be enough just to walk around the city and eat in a local restaurant?
>>66629317
every loss and beating gsp took moved us one step away from wrestlefuck being the goat style.
fuck gsp, i like my strike heavy, exciting mma that doesnt afraid to go the ground or get back up of anything
https://youtu.be/_X4iZgljHg8
Prime Kimbo was vicious, say what you want but if he brought this roided out explosiveness in the UFC he would have been top 5 in the HW rankings no doubt.
https://youtu.be/u8QQSPiyV1w?t=288
>>66635573
>Prime Kimbo
Prime Kimbo was like 10 years before he ever got into MMA
>>66631583
also the fact that it's some kind of shitskin that she sheems. i want to exterminate teh blacks and muslims with her
>>66629440
>person with money OF ANY COLOR in las vegas getting booked for anything
>person OF ANY COLOR weaving around and driving like an asshole in a corvette in albuqurquee
before defending jones, watch the footage that got him ticketed and arrested, he was being a stupid fuck and thats facts
>>66635438
my birthday celebration is on saturday :P . If you ask me, there is nothing much interesting to see, walk through city center is ok, and yeah, try our food, you may like it.
http://www.starifijaker.hr/index.html
you can change the langauge of the site do english
https://youtu.be/kwjm2-yPCZA
What a man
>>66635631
>watch the footage that got him ticketed and arrested
is there footage of that?
>>66630215
>not a single panty shot
>>66632742
Big
Black
Ngannou
Tybura
Blach
Moroz
>>66629511
maybe you dont have to deal with the lowlife scum that make up every person a cop sees on a daily basis
give me a (you)
>>66635347
This is what evil looks like.
>>66635644
thanks lad, that restaurant looks great.
>>66635807
>being this much of a plebeian
>>66636038
How do you do that ?
>>66635438
you're probably want to see the old town, my advice is if you're spending the afternoon:
Jelačić Square
Grič Cannon
St. Marko Church + Parliament
Vincek (top tier ice cream place if the weather is nice)
Opatovina "Ro & Do" bar (ask for rakija, try rose if they have it)
>>66635881
here (You) go lad..
>>66630215
>three times as big
>doesn't hit girl
>gets kneed in the face
>bitches have no mercy but muh chivalry
if i knew there was a camera rolling i would've punched this girl in the cunt.
>>66636069
settings -> legacy captcha
also I think he's using 4chanx
>>66630309
lmao
>>66636099
>not just taking her down and letting her feel your presence
>>66630443
that doesn't look like a diaz brother though
>>66636097
thanks friend
>>66636079
Thanks, Stipe
>>66636102
I can't find it ffs
I use appchanx btw
>AKA
>AKA
>AKA
“I’m sparring and I kick one of my training partners, inside leg kick, and he checked it, which is what he’s supposed to do. We’re training to be the best in the world so he checked the kick and I fell down and was like ‘that was a rough one’. Because we kick and check kicks all the time. That’s normal. When it happened, I fell and was like that really hurt,” Cormier explained.
>>66636007
np mate
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/dada-5000/dada-5000-yes-kidney-failure-fight-also-2-heart-attacks/
>two heart-attacks
TOP HAHAHAHAHA
>>66635438
croatia is the most beautiful country in europe you dork, at least of the 9 i've been to, shame on you for winging it
>>66636392
seaside is 10X more impressive than Zagreb 3bh. I'm still every summer visiting new places on coast. I'm glad you liked it :)))
>>66636208
>>66636097
>>66635881
can anyone post the "Getting into another man's guard" picture with Werdum?
>>66632137
PED
>be me, gladiator ancient rome
>popular and dangerous
>meals are full of protein, protein protein. eggs, waterfowl, fish, tiger
>skinnyfat romans eating diets of wine, grains and potatoes look at me like i am a god
yes, gladiators were probably ahead of the curve in compared to the regular legionnaire in terms of what chemicals went in to their body
>>66636470
Here's one for (you) too m8
>>66636498
Take your (You) back lad
>>66636478
have this meanwhile
>>66633270
>brb getting a heart transplant
>>66636517
italy, are you in the mood for (love) streaming UFC 166?
Yoel is meme
>>66635411
>couldnt finish the flying squirrel
what a loser
>>66634100
frankie is so hungry for a title shot he would fuck aldo if it got him to submit. frankie 2nd round by strikes desu
>>66636535
would by my internet is running really slow right now, can't
>>66636579
>implying aldo is not more hungry for victory
>>66634100
This beta fag is looking for the father figure in Conor
>>66635573
prime kimbo physically had 0 fucking training. somebody with a chin like sylvia would've fucked him up no question
>>66636610
>Implying Aldo's chin isn't in the recycling bin
>>66636588
gosh darnit desu
>>66636622
it's not. its just a regular KO, he's a brazilian gypsy, i'm sure he got beaten worse than that in his life hehehe
is mma a sport?
>>66636139
>GSP plz go
>>66636658
no it's not. never will be. it's 'entertainment' before it's a sport.
MMA is literal WWE-tier no matter what Dana and Lorenzo tell you.
>>66636457
i will come visit, you take me out, i buy the beer
>>66636691
2/10
>>66636658
>UFC-themed dance
sounds like a Condit fight
>>66636610
aldo is too busy running around bitching like a slapped girl to be hungry and working hard. he thinks its his belt and hes just gonna go take it back, which is exactly why frankie is snorting ground up eye of the tiger singles and hunting smelly brazilians with blindfolds on
>>66636696
it's a deal
>>66636691
2/10
>MMA is a legit sport!
>These guys are legit athletes!
>Nobody can do what they're doing!
>>66636803
>why did you use the canadian hockey reaction image for this
>>66636803
Fuck you motherfucker
I would perma delete any chin here
>>66636803
你他妈的混蛋
>>66636658
why is he such a douche
>>66629329
>wow, schwab not being a total waste of oxygen for once
2:40
>what the hell was I thinking
>>66636889
She looks a little Rousey-esque there with the bulk
also was her mother a literal chimp?
Why does rory look so angry/frustrated
>>66636937
Sage beat his ass and probably heem'd him
>>66636937
not bad for scum
>>66636937
sage beat him
3 years ago today, I began my crusade to take all you bums from 5 figure paydays to multi seven figure paydays.
And not even a thank you. #KissThemFeet
Daily reminder MMA is full of "athletes" who were shit at other sports. There is absolutely zero technique in MMA striking and wrestling.
Hell, even kickboxing is way better.
MMA = SHIT
>>66636937
sage beat him
>>66636962
Line them up on their hands and knees
>>66636889
Aldo was always a salt mine.
He will be even saltier when conor gets beat by nate again because it'll make their rematch (if it ever happens) meaningless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvnCJrvSzQ
1:18
she wants Luke's D
>>66636937
Rory realized how easily he would be champ if he had Sage's natural athleticism
of the two of them sage will kill someone first btw
>>66636970
Technique is less sophisticated because fighters have shitton of things to worry about.
Ali wouldn't last a minute in the cage let alone a professional wrestler.
It's just way too many fields to cover in a career for them to look stellar.
>>66636994
>tfw Rory will never EVER be champ
>>66636992
我他妈的你母亲的癌症
>>66637068
>Brazil complaining about other countries.
>>66637085
>public awareness
>complaining
>>66637085
goof
>>66636970
Buttmad James Toney fan detected
>>66637085
>refugees
>>66636984
You're sort of a fag if you dont desu
My nan would heem your nan
>>66630443
>Casually ducking into the headkick
fucking Gaethje
>>66637130
>Puerto Rico
>>66637043
Probably because Ali would KO bones stuff in 30 seconds
Have you guys ever thinking about getting intentionaly lost in the woods? I'm thinking to do just that in the forest near Zagreb. I'm so fucking bored these days.It's not that big so i will be out in some town around in two days max.
>>66636994
>if Rory had his natural athleticism
he made his professional mma debut at age 16
also,
>natural
KEK
>>66637168
no you weirdo
>>66637168
I think you're depressed vitali
>>66637168
How could u get lost lmao, just walk in a straight line for like half an hour and you'll be in the town square
>>66637168
you do sound depressed
>>66637185
why would i be weird? i would take food and water, and knife and zippo.
>>66637198
i'm not, i'm just jobless
>Faber vs Cruz in a 5' x 5' room
who wins?
>>66637221
Jobless is not an emotion so that makes no sense, you can be depressed and jobless because one is a state of employment and the other is an emotion.
You're probably depressed because you lost your job, kurwa.
>>66637221
it's just a heem meme (sort of)
>>66637224
>5' x 5' room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsR196unCXo
Faber via sub
>>66637212
lost like walkr in direction that i dont give a fuck whre it leads and camp there for a half a day day, and then walk in some other direction where i don't know where it leads and i'm out in another half day/day max.
>>66637233
I know what depression is m80
>>66637224
Faber simulates his death
>>66637254
So just go for a walk. Sounds nice desu
>>66637221
>i'm just jobless
sounds like your depressed
living a meaningless life leads to depression
>>66637254
chain yourself to a tree in the middle of nowhere without the key
>>66637254
Don't hurt yourself
>>66637224
Faver dq'd for wearing jesus sandals with a taylored suit. At least he didn't wear socks though.
>>66637287
>the meaning of my life is to work
Kys idiot
>>66637254
Become the change you want to see in the world.
-Evan Tanner
>>66637303
I was pretending bro
>>66637318
Drive out into the desert and die dude lmao - Evan Tanner
>>66637300
Oh god I just noticed faber wore a suit with sandals, so he wore clothing that absolutely needs socks and nice shoes with it, a suit.
He also wore sandals so he wear the only thing you can't ever wear with socks.
Fuck that little manlet for being a fashion shitposter.
>>66637300
>>66637287
tnx pals
>>66637297
why would i do that you weirdo?
>>66637254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDSdg09df8
>>66637333
take up skydiving and base jumping, work your way up to wingsuiting and inevitably kys
>>66632137
I remember reading somewhere that gladiators ate bull testicles for testosterone or some shit like that
>>66637347
Shut up weirdo
>>66637335
they are also camping there ^_^ .sooo, i'm saving for Japan trip.
>>66637347
That is really specific, is that your plan on what to do when you ever decide that you should finally kys?
>>66637355
Why didn't they have roidgut because of oral roids then? :^)
>>66632285
>the unironically most autistic poster on /heem/ calling someone else autistic
Pot, kettle etc.
>>66637355
that wouldnt work since you actually would need to inject it and even then it wouldnt work because the body would attack it
any meat already contains hormones like testesterone and gets broken down by the digestive system
Go into the middle of nowhere in a 3rd world country and take a powerful hallucinogenic drug...it will tell you what to do with your life.
>>66637355
caligula supposedly chewed on gladiators testicles
>>66637390
Are you talking about the aluhyaska shit?
>>66637390
thanks Joe
>>66637390
third world or not, croatia is pretty safe. and there's no wild animals in most forests around here. and as for hallucionenic drugs, i'm done with that a long time ago. i've had a psytrance phase when i was middle school. drugs are shit 2bh, nothing special.
>>66636937
not bad for scum
>>66637419
yeah what's the other one ibogaine? i don't care enough to look it up i'm just joking around
>>66637413
>fuck off
>>66637254
I crave the same but all woods in hue are smoking hot, full of mosquitos, dense, muddy, no big game, 100% humid, 0% comfy.
I just want some flat, cold coniferous where I can lay down and get eaten by a bear.
>>66637437
>psytrance phase when i was middle school.
>psytrance phase
>middle school
damn
hxc
>>66637300
>>66637328
>european "males"
how much did the most expensive skirt in your wardrobe cost and what brand is it
>>66637373
This man complained about steroid usage
>>66637456
become the next grizzly man you've already got the fag down
>>66637456
Do you ever yearn? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnqBAuehmhM
Lost in the woods in Brazil? I don't think so. Yeah, here every bear has a name, wolfs also, and they are not around Zagreb.
>>66637477
>Roid gut
>Gyno
>>66637477
GSP is a big guy
>>66637458
damn i just realised that i meant high school
>>66637477
how do I achieve this mode
>>66637499
For you.
>>66637512
talk to hue
get roids
?????
gspmode
>>66637467
You can just ask your mom because it's the shit she gives me after I fuck her, she buys them and then says her fat ass can't look good in anything.
>>66637539
why do you have to be such a meanie
>>66637512
if you want that big rounded out gut you need HGH or insulin
>>66637571
Just banter lad
>>66637539
but why does she give them to you? that doesn't make any sense unless you wear skirts, faggot.
Here's what you guys need:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1Rn1X2oSI
>>66637596
>hurr if someone is ripped they are on peds
No one had the work ethic like my boy GSP
>>66637539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fTMttTCDrC
>>66637597
i only have the one sad anime girl image saved, surprisingly
>>66637482
lel
>>66637483
constantly my mang.
>no one trains harder than me
>>66637621
(You)
>>66637629
go to bed za dom you're drunk.
>>66637612
Why is Kevin Smith in the thumbnail ?
I want to know but I don't want to watch 20min of Joe Hogan
>>66637670
>no one memes harder than me
>>66637645
if there are an infinite number of universes there are seinfeld episodes we haven't seen
>>66637681
i skipped my training today and im all pumped up
>>66637716
Somewhere there is a UFC event going on right now.
>>66637621
>the only way he can get off the ground
>>66637612
only watched the first segment
it's retarded senpai
it boils down to
>we're doing the same stuff our ancestors did man
>it's bad and we need to fix it
it says this without saying what's bad or how to go about fixing it
>>66629676
No point handcuffing them if they were dead desu
>>66637729
and unverse where gustafsson is a champ. damn.
>>66637745
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
>>66631080
Doesn't need to, he's a natural
>>66637737
It's not called Joe Rogan Answers Everything
>>66637760
kek
>>66632742
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Johnson pokrajac
Moroz
Thus it is written
>>66637819
>Pokrajac
he has 4 losses and 1 no contest in his last 5 fights in the UFC
also you didn't include an image
fuck you goof
>>66637854
>>66637854
>>66637854
>>66637854
>>66637854
new threat
>>66636962
They're not coming back so soon are they
>>66637816
he just says "SHIT'S BAD FAMALAM"
certain aspects of life have always been bad and always will be, every way of living has pros and cons
noting that things could be improved offers literally nothing of worth
he didn't even say what he doesn't like about society, he just says "things"
>10 days out
>still no sacrifice for Khabib
197 is already fucked just give this to us.
>>66637864
>This early
I shouldn't be bothered, I know, but man am I
BOY DEM THIGHS
>>66637855
Yes fighters that lose can't win.
Also, there is an image, it's the man your mum is sure fathered you
>>66637864
Kill
"Some people are so brainwashed," Mitrione said. "They say, 'How dare you think about business like that?' If you cite money, you're a greedy pig. If you cite anything else, you're a scared p---y. It's crazy. The thing is, the UFC has become bigger than the sport, and what's bad about that is so many people want to be in the UFC that everyone else is an afterthought. There are guys in smaller organizations that their only goal is 'I want to go to the UFC.' And I'll tell them there might be more money in another place. And they'll say, 'It doesn't really matter. That's my goal.' But once people get to the UFC, they might get the disenchantment of what's going on. If you're a veteran in the UFC, you'll see it."
Benson Henderson:
"When you talk about backroom bonuses and discretionary bonuses, they're awesome, they're cool, but it's not a steady salary, it's not promised," Henderson told Bleacher Report. "Some guys never get a bonus. It's all at the whim of the higher-ups. And you shouldn't have a problem paying your mortgage because of the whim of the higher-ups, because they didn't feel your fight was worthy of a bonus.That struck me as wrong. It's not right at all. Fighters are professional athletes. As much as we sacrifice, we shouldn't have to live hoping that we get a bonus, hoping that we did enough to impress them."
Josh Thomson:
"I couldn't tell you what it was like to do business with the UFC, because there never was a business side of it as far as, there is no negotiation," Thomson said. "There were times we've heard there's talks and negotiations, but you really don't need a manager because, 'This is the deal you're going to get.' There's been talks like, 'Sure, you can negotiate for an extra two or three grand, but don't expect to get any backroom bonuses.' So then you question, is it really even worth negotiating that extra two or three grand?"
>>66636312
gee dada! how come your mom lets you have TWO heart attacks?
>>66632742
rothwell
lewis
ngannou
johnson
pokrajac
moroz
YFW they gave Stipe the title shot instead of Rothwell
#CHANGEMYBUMLIFE
#CONORBLESS
>>66636676
>>66636691
>>66636803
UFC fighters are athletes, but the UFC (not necessarily MMA in general) won't be a truly legit sport until it has a matchmaking system that is 100% merit based. The UFC is pretty good at making the best fight the best, but it's still possible to talk your way up the rankings even if you don't deserve it based on your record.
Imagine if the Patriots automatically got to play in the super bowl every year because Brady and Gronk are "marketable". No reasonable person would consider the NFL a legit sporting league if that was how it was set up.
>>66632742
Rothwell
Lewis
Blaydes
Johnson
Blaschowicz
Moroz
>>66638288
Ufc obviously doesnt give a shit about legitimacy though as long as they are printing money
I'm fully carbed up lads, I feel like I could go 10 rounds without breaking a sweat.
Although I'd only need about thirty seconds to heem you.
Will you tell your grandkids about the time a man almost died in the lellator cage?
Scott Coker will let any bum in his organizations.
>>66638269
if hes so rich why are his shoes falling apart
>>66638604
Theyre yeezys
>>66638599
>IMA TELLIN YOU I SAW THE LORD JESUS AND I KNEW MY BLACK ASS WASNT IN KANSAS NO MO
>>66638599
Why am I expected to feel sympathy for a guy who tries to make a living out of fighting other people, who willingly signed up for the fight and who by his own volition allowed his health and body to deteriorate to the point where some light cardio induced two heart attacks?
>>66638599
>tries to cut weight by simply not eating the week of the fight
It is concerning how he got this far in life
what is the best /heem/ meme of all time?
>>66638599
dada just suffered extreme exhaustion. all the bullshit about liver failure and heart attacks is just an attempt to salvage his image after that pathetic display. can't believe so many people are falling for it.
>>66638844
Does Aunt Laurie count?
>>66638868
>aunt laurie is a meme
>>66638850
i would think that would make his image even worse since now he will never get another mma fight due to being dangerously unhealthy as well as imagine if he had died how bad that wouldve been for mma in general?
>>66638868
dunno
it's not really much of a meme desu
it's sort of like schaubposting
>>66638892
It would have been the ultimate heem.
>>66630042
Some reason i want Borg vs Honda more that any other of these spicy bangers. Must be because I want her to get shut down completely
>>66630042
>Fight your most cross never materialised
>>66638898
In that case I'm gonna go with DC wanting to suck Jones' dick. Either that or myboyposting. I have a short memory.
>>66638844
you, the irishest man in /sp/
lads
pic related is an MMA fighter making her pro debut next month. how will she do?
>>66638599
>almost died
HE DIED TWICE IN THERE YOU KEK
>>66638844
Fedor is good meme
>>66639052
opponent pushes her over and she falls through the matt.
TKO (sinkhole)
So let me get this straight.
>Stipe vs Ben is the number one contender match
>Stipe pulls out
>Ben stays healthy
>Stipe gets the title shot
Is the UFC retarded?
>>66639052
she'd be susceptible to my ground and pound desu
>>66639084
What in gods name are you talking about
>>66639084
ufc is still a business and what are you going to make a promo out of for the heavy weight title, the baddest men on the planet:
a flabby autist doing an evil cackle
a prime, huge solid thick tight athlete screaming with rage demanding to fight the champion
>>66639084
>Is the UFC retarded?
Well yeah, how is that news ?
>>66639084
>Stipe is ranked higher
>Stipe beats Arlovski
>Stipe is basically next in line after Cain as is
>Cain gets hurt
>Stipe steps in
This isnt rocket science
>>66639084
they both are lockstep for the shot, they just had different paths after that.
miocic was the favorite for that fight, so he was always ahead.
rothwell winning in zagreb will put him in maybe range for the next title fight. with cain/browne and AA/reem winners behind him
I thought antibiotics were meant to make you feel better
>>66629568
>DeLeon was shot as he walked along Los Feliz Boulevard near Tica Drive after police said he pointed his cloth-covered hands at officers, leading them to think he had a gun hidden under the gray towel. The officers ordered DeLeon to drop the weapon, police said, but he kept walking toward them.
Another dumb piece of shit who deserved to get shot.
And you trying that typical "And they handcuffed him when he was shot!!!1" ignorant edgelord trope, is just the icing on the cake when the man shot in the head is still alive.
>>66639330
Uh, that's called victim blaming, and uh... you shouldn't do that
>>66639326
Supposed to, not meant to, you fucking casual!
>>66629230
"what kind of cut you want?"
"just fuck my shit up senpai"
>>66639352
youre getting touchy
Next UFC HW champion will be Overeem
Prove me wrong
>>66639398
That's not how you spell Browne
>>66639330
>he believes the cops' version of events
lmao @ ur naivety
>>66639398
R A R E
>>66639428
What is?
>>66639398
Glass jaw
>>66639419
I've seen literally hundreds of videos of both sides and the VAST majority of the time it's the dindu's who are the abject liars.
>>66639477
>>66639463
He got caught by some freaks and awkward heavyweights, it happens.
He's gonna run through Arlovski and whoever else and win the title
>>66639513
>Flag
>Topic
>>66639517
overeem beat werdum already, last ones to do so was him and JDS
artem lobov lads
>>66632742
Rothwell
Gonzanga
Blaydes
Johnson
Pokrajac
Stanciu
>>66639534
>MMAth
NEW: >>66639627
>>66639534
overeem was soundly outstruck vs werdum. he only [rightfully] won because werdum was a pussy and overawed by le k1 wgp champion.
>>66629813
Can i save your picture?
Can I have a quick (You) just to check something ?
>>66639680
here (You) go
>>66639718
kthx lad
/thread
500
>>66632742
> tfw finals and cant banter with heem on fite nite
>>66639144
Because UFC isn't for homos like the person that wrote your post
>>66630383
lmao