Return of #lifegoals edition
Albania a fraud sub edition
Old thread: >>66628811
>Helpful links
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http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
What a shit pic
>>66639035
pmsl
Euan has the personality and banter of an 80 year old woman sub sub edition
Dire lifegoals pmsl
>>66639059
idk mate. I just googled "rich kids of instagram" because I remember watching a programme about the shitty brats.
>>66637532
Gentle reminder that I am HUP and Euan is not
>>66639035
>no title
so useless
USA are so fuking shit.
Equal pay my ass.
Euans #hairgoals
reminder that youd have a 55% roi after betting the opposite of my last 50 bets. betting against me = printing money
Your showers leaking into the living room again, Euan.
>>66639140
Fuck off you window licker
>>66639141
pmsl
giggling like mad
>Turn on USA stream
>Solo close up
Is there anything you wouldnt do to get between those thighs?
>>66639186
Take one of your tips pmsl
>>66639164
Well phone the estate agent.
>>66639197
PMSL
>>66639223
Its your fucking shower.
>>66639035
Watches are such a waste of money. If I want to check the time I'll look at me phone
>>66639242
Talking big sense pal
Is that Brit who bet on Trump to win the republican nomination still here?
Top kek
>>66639264
why?
Albania avoiding this thread like he avoids his autism medication
>>66639275
Cause it's going to an open convention
>>66639242
When they are that price, they arent for checking the time. They are a status symbol.
Sweaty refund is in, cheers for following
>tfw you would've been so so large on -0.5 from 0-2 if they didn't score 2 mins after HT
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTDHM-uG_6k
>>66639320
If I'm ever that rich I wouldn't be the type to be flash. One of the richest guys in my town looked like a scruffy cunt most of the time, nothing tackier than people being desperate to flaunt wealth.
>>66639346
Thread song for the next month is Douwe Bob
>>66639372
I do the thread songs around here pal.
>>66639372
It should be Frans pal
http://youtu.be/y9sAtS63COM
>>66639426
What's a paigon?
>>66639426
London SUCH a cesspool, glad I live so far away from it
Real thread song
https://youtu.be/o0W91FrTlYk
>>66639497
This, fucking revolting place.
This Colombian gk is dog shit but defence is cramming the box tight enough it might be hard for US to get shots in. Could end 1-0 or 6-0 desu.
>>66639426
Euan such a paigon f@m
>>66639540
>Literally 2 goals in 2 mins since posting
Guess its 6-0
Reminder that Euan is a xenophobic worm
>>66638799
lel
Tomorrows skedge looks....
>posting in the old thread
OKC had a blowout win last night against Denver, basically a practice game, while Portland went right to end in a hard fought game.
And, of course, OKC are just the (far) superior team.
Tell me why I shouldn't put 2 grand on them before I piss my entire Bet365 balance up the wall.
>Big_Al wants to follow you
>>66639931
>Tell me why I shouldn't put 2 grand on them before I piss my entire Bet365 balance up the wall.
Because that is a dumb thing to do even if you think it is a dead cert. Never EVER bet more than 5-10% of your roll on a single outcome.
>>66639998
>Implying I'm not constantly on tilt, living as either a prince or a pauper as my betting luck dictates
>>66640048
Wow , what a maverick you are ... a true betting enigma
>Euan forgetting /bet/ in title AGAIN
Value in Blazers -6. Thunder sitting 4 of their starting 5
>>66641067
>Somebody please tell me why the Thunder are 7/5 to beat Portland tonight?
>OKC had a blowout win last night against Denver, basically a practice game, while Portland went right to end in a hard fought game.
>And, of course, OKC are just the (far) superior team.
>Tell me why I shouldn't put 2 grand on them before I piss my entire Bet365 balance up the wall.
Sickening amounts on necaxa to advance
>It's a team scores on their first shot on target episode
>>66641173
pmsl
>>66641141
>tfw you decide to watch an episode of Fargo before placing the bet and check the team news after seeing the price drift
>>66641473
>games are 30 minutes long
Tears if you weren't on Hornets spread against this no Porzingis Knicks team
As bad as Euan desu
>>66641649
not quite
>>66641649
pmsl how long did it take you to run that through paint?
Albania and Euan in the battle of pseudos. Need some real shrewdies to appear.
Can someone tell me how Truro are 18 points from the top when they were much closer two weeks ago
>>66641899
Would guess they stopped getting points from the games they played
>>66642007
ask if shes into femdom
PMSL
>JANNY
PLEASE have sex.
If u don't like d double e re-evaluate ur life ok ta
>>66641473
Hup x
>>66642743
>Games are 73 minutes long
>tfw nobody is online the one time I have a tip
Weiqiang Zheng will roll Cai easily.
8/13 right now is a ridiculous price. The practice with each other, and both admit that Zheng is the far superior player. Talent wise, Cai can't live with him and mentally definitely doesn't believe he can win.
It's a Bart and Millhouse situation between them.
Has there ever been a case of a South American team picking up a red and not scoring?
>>66642845
What sport is this?
>>66642912
Tennis obviously still looking for the tournament
>>66642865
I genuinely place my bets assuming that everything from CL football to the darkest pingpong game is rigged by the bookies and am up sums.
>>66642912
>>66642950
Its in play right now. Odds are already kill.
>>66642845
Appreciate it but a bit late with the tip really.
>>66643031
Wasnt even available
>>66642865
Genuinely think you might be able to win money by betting next goal for South American teams that get a red. I mean it is a little bit of a joke/meme of course but it seems to happen often enough considering the odds probably get pretty good.
>>66643063
Even if it was available to you you would have had to have gotten on within literally about 3 mins of him posting. Odds were already 1.15 or some shit by the time I saw his post and found it and that wasn't very long after.
>picking dignitas
>shrewd
>me thinking dignitas can win a game
>>66643134
Heads gone gonna call it a night lids x x
>>66641173
Hup x
>>66643358
>games
I'm not saying definite but I think we might've missed a worldie fix
>Was available inplay
>Odds on either team to win were pretty closely matched
>Still playing now but pulled from everywhere
>7 runs down to 7 in front in one inning
I know it tightened up again when Oaxaca batted that inning but imagine the odds when they were 7 down and then how much you could green up when minutes later they were 7 up
>>66643412
>missing the fix
TEARS
(jk m8)
All in on pumas
>>66643561
Pmsl @me
Should I do this ladz? All I have left in my account desu
>>66643888
why not? youll lose it eventually so might as wel just put it on whatever
>>66643716
-0.75 absolutely smashable desu
>>66643716
>>66643561
Reback DNB @above evens
>>66643917
>>66643956
>that form
>these bets
Idk famalam
>>66643990
Altitude will take effect soon
>>66643990
>form
m8 just because Olimpia smash the Paraguayan league it doesn't mean they will be decent against a Mexican side.
For example Dinamo Zagreb won the Croatian league the last 7 years running and went unbeaten in the league last year but in the CL they managed one win in 6 games and were comfortably beaten by Bayern. Its not exactly on a par with that situation but their league form means nothing in relation to continental competition where they are playing significantly better teams.
>>66644102
I know Im American but pls dont assume I cant comprehend differences in competition.
It's coming home lids
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A L T I T U D E
kekerino
>Pumas SW still @1.01
Imagine.
>>66639186
Please have sex, preferably not with something that looks like a sarlacc.
4444444444
I'm down to 15 fucking dollars. Thanks PSG & RM. Nothing like losing $600 in a few months. Not sure how to start winning again.
Do.. Do I go all-in on Dortmund & Villareal?
>>66645330
Quit gambling and become a productive member of the society
>>66645411
I'm not taking orders from a South African, I bet you gamble with fucking apples & bananas.
>>66645518
>I'm not taking orders from a South African
>this flag
SWEDEN YES
Why is prestaking bad?
Ausclick pls explain
>>66646709
explain what? Cabrera? former master winner and runner up who loves the course. Has been in the top 5 of the masters after round 1 multiple times. He's someone that has proven he can shoot 67/68 1st round which has historically been enough to get a first round lead.
It's worth a penny to be on at those odds.
Aintree/Grand National festival hup hup
1:40 SIZING JOHN // Can win a race now he doesn't have to face Ruby Walsh on DOUVAN.
2:15 APPLE's JADE // Couldn't cope with the speed on IVANOVICH GORBATOV up the hill on the run in at Cheltenham. But on the soft today and on a different track should be able to reverse placings.
2.50 CUE CARD // Best horse in the race but fell at Cheltenham. Only the jumps can beat this horse today lmao.
3.25 ANNIE POWER // Won't be taking @1.5 though.
4.05 MARASONNIEN // Front two are too short for a blunderous race like this. This Willie Mullins horse has had a good comeback season after 3 years off because of injury. Beat SALSIFY earlier in March who has won the Cheltenham Foxhunter twice.
4.40 MINELLA PRESENT // The favourite FAYETTE COUNTY has run 5 times over fences and has only completed 2 of those runs. Trainer of MINELLA PRESENT bypassed Cheltenham and doing so this horse has an attractive handicap mark and is much fresher than race rivals.
5.15 SHATTERED LOVE E/W // Nice mare, well related, who should improve beyond her 120 mark.
:^)))) like comment subscribe
is it just me or are the odds completely messed up in those chinese handball womens games?
>>66647021
haha both of them were just removed.
Hope they dont void my bets
>fell for e-sports meme
just glad I didnt go large on anything this day, it was awful
also who /ChasingOnMrRobot/ here?
Who wins the US Masters lids?
>>66647156
Spieth
>>66647124
Dignigs won, so what's the problem?
>>66647192
Hope you meant Dustin Johnson liddo
>>66647198
they lost 3-0 didnt they
>>66647156
Rickie Fowler. I posted an in depth explanation a few threads ago, but basically he fits the profile perfectly of a Masters winner - great course record, fewest dropped shots on tour, capitalises on Par 5s, low ball flight....
If you designed a robot golfer to play the Masters, you'd basically want it to have Rickie Fowler's 2016 stats.
>>66639362
This
Dortmund or a noose tonight. Pray for me.
this bet365 1/2 refund on e/w bets actually looks sorta dece
>>66647423
hnnng
>>66647423
literally throwing up.
Dortmund by 2
>>66647423
http://www.gratefulness.org/candle/486579-2/
UFC fight night 86 - Curtis Blaydes vs Francis Ngannou?
Not sure witch way to lean here
Need someone to tip it from the tt acount
>>66647607
Help
>>66647629
already been shouted lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7oBsbjKjMw
Who /Masters/ here?
£1k Spieth
£1k Fowler
£500 Jimmy Walker
£500 Danny Willett
If Walker or Willett win I'm going to either Wimbledon or the NBA playoffs and I'll pay for somebody from /bet/ to come with me because >tfw no friends
>>66647680
kind of sad, but a neat idea. good luck man.
>>66647680
Cheers for the money pal!
Cant stop topping up on Dustin
Wont stop topping up on Dustin
>>66647680
>>66647659
Make it a tip la, snooker is on the sports drop down
doherty is in-play already, still worth it to get in on it? have absolutely no idea how snooker is played.
Well thanks to Betfair my Masters position is totally scrambled now. Not very happy. can't believe all the queue positions I set up have been completely lost, can't believe it
When do we take Spain?
>>66647827
Never since I'm on the +
>>66647814
Peter SEETHING. Hope he doesn't take it out on Emily tbqh :(.
>>66647839
Why?
>>66647848
Thought it was too high, probably wrong
>>66647839
tears
>>66647827
ffs scored as I was trying to back
will wait to see if -3 comes up
Down huge off this Goffy tip tbqh
>>66647847
What's the story of Emily Webb? Why does her name pop up here every now and then?
>>66647889
Thought you'd never shoe yourself here after last night :^)
>>66647909
Why'd you think that?
PMSL
>>66647889
Rumour has it she was J Wests mystery Ascot bird
Give me a tip now or the kitten dies
>>66647925
Doubt it. According to my model, Jamie is a latent homosexual.
Who are the best people to follow on TT?
>>66647937
Spain w -3.75, ends 10+
>>66647923
kosovobro gib some tips for today
bukur bro
>>66647925
J West can do better, can't see it happening unless he's desperate to marry into a rich family now that he's a tea boy pmsl
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need more
>>66647951
T4tw
>>66647954
Later today a LARGE coming.
>>66647962
Was Jamie ever properly doxxed? Would LOVE to see his greasy student face desu and weak body.
Wonder if he ever did that operation he planned to. Wish him luck!
>>66647951
That hockey tipster with the miliband pic
Albania such a TOXIC individual
>>66647981
>Later today a LARGE coming.
okay bro, i will share this! good luck
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In dire need of new gimmicks from gimmick guy tbqh.
>>66647981
No I don't think so. What operation are you talking about, friend?
>tfw rage staked -3.5 to cover all the rebacks I missed
in too deep, they better score 7+
>>66648026
He had some health problems and had to undergo an operation. Search the archive from 2014 or early 2015.
>>66648059
You doing alright now though mate?
Sibir-Fakel x-x
Norway u19-Russia u19 2-1
>>66648077
Me? Sure. Why do you ask?
>>66648043
>no goals in 7 mins
I fucked up
Starting to think BT is never going to post his Eurovision write up
>>66648043
Kekeroo, same here. I managed to keep it small though. Not in FH I hope? ..
>>66648080
Info?
>>66648085
Oh sorry lad I misread your post, thought you had the operations.
>>66648114
No probs
xx
>>66648102
nah full time. Hope they have big plans for 2nd half, line already moved to -2.5 ffs
>>66648104
You mean source?
>>66648148
Go on then
>>66648159
I am the source. Play it or dont play it. Ive been too much generous today.
>>66648080
full time score?
>>66648182
/bet/ mafia not even trying anymore baka familia
>>66648138
Yeah, slags better not be content.
S H W A E K A I T N I G G
>>66648080
x.x ?
Draw, you mean?
Hougang - Geylang
over 1.5 fh
Why is nobody betting on the golf?
The Masters is a fucking institution. Show some respect and have a punt.
>>66648184
I do not know the exact scores. But it, if you want to play it safe. Then play Sibir-Fakel gg or x
And Norway gg3+ or 1
>>66648220
fowler e/w and dechambaeu e/w
>>66648220
Golf is for people who think anyone on benefits is a scrounger.
OK greasy lefty student here
What roll did everyone here start with. and are any of you in the 6 digit roll? Saving up for the moment and want to start during the upcoming summer tournaments
Please be nice x
>>66648239
£200
>>66648239
Started with £40 and did the 365 new customer offer just after New Years, now on around £500
>>66648239
deposited ~500 quid overall, now on a 6k-7k roll after 6 months or so
>>66648239
Didn't start with a roll, just had 50 quid and bet really aggressively, now have a 25k roll.
>>66648222
... what?
>>66648238
>Scrounger
>noun informal derogatory
>a person who borrows from or lives off others.
They are by the definition.
>>66648222
>gg3+
What does both teams to score 3+ mean?
>>66648238
>Golf is for people who think anyone on benefits is a scrounger.
That's true you greasy leftist scum.
>>66648238
Thanks, Nick
>>66648239
>Deposited £50 on Tuesday
>Had £6,500k by Wednesday
>Withdrew £6k
>Kept £500 to bet with
>Lost my £500
>Cancelled withdrawal
>Withdrew £5k
>Kept £1k to bet with
>Lost £1k
>Cancelled withdrawal
>Withdrew £3k
>Kept £2k to bet with
>Lost £2k
>Cancelled withdrawal
>Withdrew £2k
>Kept £1k to bet with
And here we are...
sizing john lids
>>66648295
>>66648274
pmsl slugs
>>66648309
How even
>>66648319
Are thou triggered leftie?
please Spain women, just give me something, I need this so so much
>>66648309
I hope this isnt the nba accy man
>>66648320
Easy come easy go, I guess.
Fractions though. Within inches of being able to pay off my mortgage. Rockets lost by 2 points, cost me a £10k bet. Magic lost by 4 after leading the whole game, cost me a £16k bet.
>>66648339
It is. I mean, I think I am. I do NBA accumulators mostly...but I haven't posted in a few weeks, so it might not be.
>>66648289
both teams to score and result must be 3+
>>66648343
Post slip
haahahahahahahahhahaghaahahahahahahahahah Spain U19 actually aren't going to score another one, are they
>>66648357
there was britanon who deposited £50 and I think he won 7 grand on a basketball accy said he was using it to go to school
>>66648363
Can't see that marked at unibet or 365. Thanks though.
>>66648336
Fuck, it's a rerun of the 0-5 FH, 0-0 SH episode from last week.
>>66648384
>Fuck, it's a rerun of the 0-5 FH, 0-0 SH episode from last week
if it is I'm going to take a very long break from gambling, last two days have completely wiped me out emotionally and financially. Not healthy to deal with so much stress every day
>>66648384
Yeah. You 1st world nations have some weird betting system
>>66648343
>he owns a 25k house
pmsl
>>66648343
>lying
IRELAND
>>66648397
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHFSHALIHIBAEFHAWHADHEAFHIAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
northern ireland actually scored
>>66648397
pmsl
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DOWN INSANE
Quick reminder that renting in your 20s is actually +ev.
>>66648423
>implying
although i just realised i did sort of lie unintentionally...the blazers ended up coming back and hitting a 3 on the buzzer to only lose by 5. they were down 18 when the rockets game ended and i turned off in disgust.
sort of glad the rockets lost now. that would have sent me on crazy tilt
>implying i dont live on tilt
>>66648478
You disgust me.
>>66648478
Insane lad, why place such sums on lotto accys, specially the NBA. Hornets was a guaranteed win, surprised you avoided that
guys this Spain women game is actually hurting a lot
cant deal with this anymore
>>66648478
You either have titanium balls or a pea brain.
Probably both.
>>66648510
Stop betting on pseudo shrewdie games then.
>>66648478
Clippers HT/FT was a gift
The HT/FT market in basketball is a gift generally with short priced teams.
Last week against Dallas (?) the Warriors were 1/14 to win, but 2/5 HT/FT
Hate gambling so much
Jej o2.5 FH cleared in a min in the Montekebab vs Potato game.
>>66648528
So long as your hairline is intact x
>>66648521
fuck you man
shrewdie games dont go my way, psuedo games dont go my way, nothing ever goes my way
>>66648538
>tfw balding like crazy
life is so painful
Need two Spain goals like air, chased way too hard on this.
555555555555
Fuck yeah chorizo slags is on it.
Bets Placed: 51
Stake: 1u/bet
Bets Won: 17
Win Rate: 33%
Average Odds: 4.47
Total Profit: 26.7u
Profit/Bet: 0.52u
NO MORE GOALS
Large staking Spain u19 Women -0.5
listenin to joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat desu senpai
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Not placing another bet today other than Albania's upcoming large tbqh
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>>66648597
same after this fucking game
>>66648597
Why. What you down on lid?
NOW SHUT DOWN THOSE POTATO SLAGS
>>66648597
>another
Pmsl why have you stopped TTing? Gonna post a fake spreadsheet in a few days claiming 30% ROI?
>>66648573
Asia piece of piss.
>>66648605
Nothing.
do these win? followed gobobby small
>>66648615
fairly muggy desu nichols canyon is the bet for the aintree hurdle
>>66648609
Because there has been nothing worth TTing. Had Corinthians W not been smashed all through the 2nd half, I would have tipped them.
CHORIZO SLAGS SURREAL
switzerland u19 -3,5?
>>66648641
Alright, looking forward to your next tip mate.
>>66648641
There's been plenty of world bets.
>>66648674
Thanks for the tips, friend!
>>66648632
that's how I felt, cant say no to a large from somebody with that sweet 26% ROI though
>>66648573
7-1 FT, hup.
>>66648688
Posted a large stake winner about 20 minutes ago you utter, utter dullard.
Need a shag like air tbqh
>>66648713
who /virgin/ here
>>66648709
Sure you did friend. Let me just large stake anon shitposting all week and see where I end up
Large stake on Euan being down for the day
Rangers BTTS
Gasping
>>66648734
Check the archive for my posts. They're all in asia and their roi will be better than your whole tipster tube, including all your bubblegum bets.
>>66648759
Only thing he's going down on is your little sister.
>>66648785
Trip on
>>66648785
pmsl
>>66648785
she's 7 you freak
>>66648778
And how am I going to know what bets are yours?
>>66648778
>check the archive for my posts
>anonymous
Pmsl nibs
>>66648806
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/large%20staking/
>>66648830
I'll follow all of your tips in the future. Sure hope no one impersonates you
Large staking Norway U19 -0.25
Large staking Rainbow Riches slots.
Large staking Kilmarnock u20 +1.75
>>66648860
Hup hup
>>66648857
>>66648860
>>66648866
zzz
Won't bother tipping in here any more then.
>>66648880
>impersonating me
fuck off
>>66648880
Just trip up or TT if you actually care about tipping.
>>66648880
Just trip up, what's the problem
Also the German that loses most bets needs to trip up aswell
>>66648866
genuinely a bet
>>66648880
Pretty easy to trip up you utter mong, what's the matter? Too scared you won't actually profit and you'll be a laughing stock PMSL
>>66648887
>>66648889
>>66648890
>>66648898
Nibs, too easy
>>66648905
Please have sex
>>66648880
To trip, you put a "name" followed by a # or ## followed by a "password" in the "Name" field. Hope this helps
>>66648905
Have sex m8
>>66648905
Nice day to go /outshaggingmate/ suggest you do this ASAP
Belgium women +0.25 lads
#1 team in the world
large staking
apple's jade boomboom
>>66648945
large SHAKING
tears at the serbian "fix"
Dortmund -1 looks decent tonight
>tfw got on Italy u19 slags +1 @evens
Don't even care if it loses looking at the price now
large staking on me never losing me never losing my virginity
Based Banants
>>66648970
>2016 being a virgin 2016 being a virgin
>>66648970
trip on euan
France will easily slot 4 more past Greece slags, Greece so busy fixing games that they dont even know how to play real footie anymore pmsl
>>66648981
Should be another goal in this game
Has been looking dirty from the very beginning
>>66649031
5 :)
Need Jason Day to win the masters like air
>>66648080
Sibir draw and Norway won
but nothing with correct score or sth
>German slags -1.5
Ok
>>66649026
thanks anon, -3 covered already lmao
Still haven't seen a bet worth placing in 2016 lids.
CUE CARD
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SURREAL
>>66649168
UAC
Luxton doesn't lose
2/3 so far :^)))
Spent some good minutes scrolling the catalogue to find this thread, no wonder it was Euan who forgot to put /bet/ in the title
Everyone was hyping Rickie Fowler and he's just double bogied the first and in the water on the second.
>>66649197
Forgot the masters was two holes
Cant stop refreshing Albania's blogabet
Wont stop refreshing Albania's blogabet
>>66649205
pmsl
>>66649197
You got a stream?
>>66649124
Oh dear, oh dear
ffs just make me rich you cunts
>>66649232
The absolute mad man. How has he not been banned yet
>>66649233
rebacking LARGE from here
>>66649205
He's out from 16/1 to 25/1. Don't try to mug me off in front of my m8s.
>>66649231
I think there's one on the Masters website. Featured Groups and Amen Corner. I'm listening to it on TuneIn
>>66649233
Excellent, now I can reback, etc. etc.
>>66649244
>>66649265
would if the market un-suspended for a second
if Germany score while its suspended the cat is getting it
>>66648803
Too old?
>>66649280
>that babby stake
>bragging about this
pmsl
I can brag because I won hundreds from that ;)
>>66649280
dont spend it all at greggs la
>>66649099
>>66648080
>>66648222
Wrong score, no GG in the Norway game. Sibir was solid though.
>>66649295
Shut up you mong
>>66649280
Has the rball stopped working for you? Hasn't changed since the Poland goal on mine, but it could be because I'm on mobile
>529,613 deaths from flu in England and Wales last year
What the fuck
>>66649256
Was just meme-ing, friend.
>>66649256
Link to the tunein? I looked it up and said it doesn't start for another 3 hours (westwood one sports)
>>66649303
hows your UCAS application going lid ;)
>>66649295
I'm one of the few people who actually posts their slips, friend. Yeah im pretty happy about winning £27, pays for pub tonight.
>>66649326
How's fetching tea for gaz?
>>66649099
If you at least played x and 1 you could won some good money
Netherlands SMACKED down to @55
surreal
>>66649310
Pretty standard. Old people have gotta die of something.
>>66649334
Can I come? Where do you live?
>>66648214
x-x means 1st and 2nd half x
>>66649334
>>66649349
/bet/ meetup?
>>66649347
Over half a million in a country of 60 million though?
>>66649344
NEED Russia drift and Sweden to get SMACKED in like A I R
>>66649334
see you there mate
>>66649353
that one actually came in but the norway match not so much m8
>>66649355
Don't care, the NHS is overcrowded anyway
>>66649349
>>66649354
Hull haha
>>66649367
Fuck that pml
its a shame you cant bet on Ruby to throw him self off a horse.
>Germany Slags DNB @ 2.1
SO SO SO MUCH ON
>>66649363
Yep. :/ . Played that just because big odd. But norway "1" was kinda too small odd
>>66649355
Yeah, used to be a lot worse actually. Ever heard of Spanish Flu? Killed 50-100 million people in 1918
>>66649367
Maybe not pmsl
>>66649379
Reckon they'll net one in 20 min? Watching the game?
>>66649379
>tfw over 4 figures on this game now
Pls score ;_;
>>66649418
y and y
What's THE bet?
>>66649379
111111111111
>>66649418
>>66649437
sorry for responding too late. RT9 corners might still be a small @4
Got to revise for my Sociology A2 exam but waiting for Albania's tip pmsl
braga SW is bet of the night sones
>>66649469
>confirmed 17
Moooods
>>66649379
>>66649443
2222222 HUP
the fix is in lads
Fucking hate gimps like this tbqh
>>66649437
>>66649466
2up, Germoney JAWOHL
>>66649518
He tipped it earlier, what is wrong with saying you got the value?
>>66649518
He's such a fraud.
>>66649527
If you don't understand what's wrong with that then you should stop gambling desu... Inb4 nibs pmsl
Why you guys, play odds lower than 1.9??
You playing with big money$?
>>66649551
Hello dinar boy, got another of your guaranteed fixes for us?
>>66649551
Too much removings of kebab for you, comrade. Low odds means less dollaryroos in profit, but less risk for losing it as well. Kinda magic, really.
>>66649551
Describe "big money"
>>66649546
No, could you explain. I promise I'm not trolling. He tipped 1.9 earlier. now it is 1.44 and he is posting that he got a good line.
Please tell me what is wrong with that.
>>66649493
Could be 18 desu
>>66649441
Annie power, you missed it.
STILL have no idea what nibs means
>>66649528
Yep, typical 'twitter tipper'. It's just an absolute cesspit.
>>66649570
At 18 people are /outshaggin/ for freshers week
>>66649518
but that's still @1.8?
>>66649559
Heh, maybe tomorrow. I dont have time to analyze shit atm.
>>66649560
You should try bigger odds less money. Try to make 4x70odds with 10-20 kroner. Good money desu
>>66649563
over 5$
>>66649576
not in best shape
its a way of saying "sorry I just trolled you but I felt the need to reclaim some small iota of power as my bets are doing badly and I'm a mentally weak person."
>>66649597
sorry was looking at sw ignore me
>>66649576
Just means "lol I baited you"
>>66649598
Wew than ya, definitely
>>66649598
>4x70odds
Wew.
>>66649598
Odds being short or long doesn't matter as long as they're value. Long odds just give you more variance.
>>66649576
nibs tears lttl rat slug bird worm tez world el xif
>>66649124
Won.
>>66649598
>Try to make 4x70odds with 10-20 kroner. Good money desu
Never thought of this. Cheers mate.
Can you bet on PFA Player/Team of the year?
>>66649664
Really nice handwriting, I refuse to believe Terry wrote that.
Why does /bet/ hate prestakers? Why do lines move more pre-game? Surely the only people who put down big money do it in-play?
Good stuff. Love that from JT
>>66646389
>>66649680
Samefag
>>66649664
>RB
>Smalling
Also Blind is non ironically better. GK should be De Gea >we would be in the bottom half without him.
Shaking for the Bird tip that will probably pop up tonight. Planning for the biggest stake of my life on it.
>>66649703
>Blind
oh dear oh dear
There is STILL no /bet/ WhatsApp group
>>66649699
I was second poster, not samefag, just curious. Since I've started betting I've always avoided prestaking, and call people slugs for it, but I still dont fully understand why it moves lines more than in-play backing does
>>66649740
I dont want fucking degenerate slugs like you having my number desu
>>66649740
>inb4 ">He isn't a member" or similar
Very surprised to see Portugal slags DC hasn't been hit pre-game, it's a certified smedium!
>>66649740
There was a telegram group and it was shit.
>>66649752
this, so ital
>>66649740
>>66649753
>He's not part of the Telegram group
pmsl
>>66649767
There still is a Telegram group lid
>>66649748
On markets with lower liquidity such as icelandic cup etc.. If a lot of money is placed pre match then it's clear that the traders have fucked up and bookies will start to pull the game. Whereas if people wait for inplay there will be a larger amount of bookies willing to put the game inplay.
Also, it doesn't take much for a line to shift pre match on more obscure football, whereas inplay lays are larger.
inplay2g wants 10p for following him?
>>66649769
>>66649776
can't stop giggling
won't stop giggling
>>66649752
Rude
>>66649776
I left it cause it was just Americans blogging and sharing -ev tips.
>>66649776
I need in
>>66649833
You really don't, see >>66649827
If you just want to sign up for a bit of banter or to tip mainstream stuff then carry on I guess but literally following the tips you find there will leave you DAC long term.
At least in /bet/ there are occasional gems.
>>66649879
yeah, following Euan has left me uac *sarcasm* pmsl *laughsoutloud*
My secret Aussie team is yet again valued above evens pmsl
>>66649889
He has a positive ROI so if you are actually following him you would be in profit. Worm.
>>66649918
trip on
>>66649918
wrong, Fonbet/Mara specials which nobody can get etc
>>66649918
He has a postive roi because he has boosted it with fake private tips
>
Notts County are close to agreeing a deal for the sale of the club, Press Association Sport understands.
>The identity of the potential new owners is being closely guarded. An American consortium is known to be interested and had reached an agreement in principle with current owner Ray Trew, but it is thought talks have progressed this week and there is a possibility an announcement may even be made before the weekend.
Notts County confirmed for not going into administration
>>66649964
o k
k
>>66649964
Cheers geoff
>>66649964
Any day now..
Going to be absolutely MINTED when my cheeky County and Brentford relegation double comes in pmsl
>All these newfags unaware that half of /bet/ has a greasy fiver on Notts County relegation this season
That news is /bet/ worthy you faggots
>>66650019
No its not
>>66650019
Post slip
>>66650019
I have like £50 on still can't even remember which bookie I got on with
>>66650019
I fell for it and have a twenty on yeah
these sixth formers probably weren't 18 when it was first posted desu
>He didnt trust Macker's m8's m8 with his lifesavings
Why would he lie?
Has tt gone too far?
>>66650232
yes
>>66650232
pmsl absolute worms shouting their own tips
>>66650253
Would be surprised if they actually tipped them
>>66650232
>official
>shouting tips
Biggest gimmick going.
NEED a /bet/ shoutbox like AIR
post your last 10 settled bets on bet365
decided to tone down the stakes a little and be a penny punter in order to chase yesterdays losses slowly, dece day though
Got so many newspaper cutting hanging up in my room lads. Still putting everything together. Tommy Brewer won't have anywhere to turn, FA will be VERY interested.
D-d-does Dortmund have the match tonight? If they don't.. I'm broke.
>>66650425
Was that katachenko bet a fix lid
>>66650454
maybe
>>66650454
maybe not
>>66650454
Highly likely. BTTS & Dortmund win
>>66650454
Just give up.
>>66650457
nah just value, should have been 10/1 imo and they shortened to 9/1 or so pre-race once the big boys lumped on
>>66650454
might as well just give all your money to the bookies as it is, you'll lose it anyway
Euan Park wants £50 on Lincoln Red Imps Reserves -4.5
>>66650496
pmsl where is he posting this
Remember if the trip doesn't tip, you must acquit.
feeling a bit down lads
need some (you)'s
>>66650543
PMSL
>>66650555
What's up fella
>>66650543
Pmsl TT is a comedy spot atm
"Euaniverse"
Why is the obsession with TipsterTube so prominent? Nothing separates it from the other mug infested tipping sites (Fansunite, Blogabet, bettingexpert etc) They are all filled with eastern european degenerates who just bet on the big names in their league. It isn't obscure value, it's just mug bets on their local leagues.
>>66650565
going nowhere in life lad
>>66650576
because Iceland is actually a good league for betting and there are genuine shrewdies on TT
>>66650576
Why is the obsession with /bet/ so prominent? Nothing separates it from the other mug infestedshitposting sites (PGA, r/soccerbetting, uactippinggroup etc) They are all filled with degenerates who just bet on the meme teams in obscure leagues. It isn't obscure value, it's just mug bets on horses that fall over
Absolute steal of the day in my opinion is Aberdeen to win at 2.10 or so. (The odds were at 2.7 when I checked it on Tuesday so they are dropping heavily)
They play away at Hearts and although Hearts are a decent team and Aberdeen's away form isn't the best, Hearts postponed a game during the week because of a virus in the team. I don't know about anyone else but if I am sick with a virus on Monday or Tuesday I really would not be 100% to play a game of football that Friday let alone training and preparing for it. Aberdeen to win and BTTS is around 4.50 which is amazing too but there is loads of value here
>>66650576
/bet/ IS Tipstertube
>>66650543
Bit harsh tqbh
>>66650576
Could've been Blogabet if they didnt do that TEZ update
>>66650576
Because all the new mugs on here don't know any better than pseudos like Euan and addicts on TT, need Joe back like air.
Albania mate, are you tipping your large or did the info not come through?
>>66650648
THIS tbqh
>>66650648
>muh partner in crime
Move out old fag. A new /bet/ gen is coming through and Euan is our leader
>>66650625
you forget that we lost to Motherwell under 13s when their whole club got aids
>>66650659
Pmsl, reminder that he can't even maintain a profitable record over a month, not to mention it was a world one.
Euan, give uz a bet, euan euan, give uz a bet.
>>66650458
>>66650469
You said PSG & RM was safe yesterday! I'm already stroking.
>>66650625
is this your own writeup/tip? If so post it on the goffy TT
>>66650673
I never mentioned Madrid
PSG shat the bed hard
>>66650686
How do I do that? Never used TipsterTube before
>>66650686
No. Dont post it there. Keep it for Nick's tips, not shite like this
Need estonian leaks tbqh lids
>>66650695
username: absolutelyrektpmsl
password: rossyboy69
>>66650691
I recognize your flag, bud. You can't fool me.
>>66650705
It was made specifically for /bet/ tips, you faggot
>>66650709
What is the point of tipping Aberdeen? Might as well have tipped PSG and Real Madrid. Why not keep it to the semi shrewd tips rather than fucking Abredeen?
>>66650706
Kohtla-Järve +0.25
>>66650730
You following Estonian now lid, or just been monitoring the odds?
>>66650730
BT here. Stop being such a dullard and acting like you own the place, you aren't even shrewd yourself.
>>66650730
Not trying to make an actually successful TT account. Just something Euan-tier would be good for bants
Imagine caring about what gets posted by a fake Nick Goff account on tipster tube
FFS
>>66650734
I havent paid him but still get notifications for some reason.
>>66650751
Would you say the tips are worth paying for?
>>66650730
yeah this it should be for shrewd tips that we're all on
that said ill let it slide since it's only a small
>>66650762
He has been decent. Tipped a +3.5 and they won 5-1 yesterday. Hard to get on because its usually only on ISN with tiny limits
>>66650764
BT here. There hasn't been a shrewd tip on here since that Aussie one a few days ago and that was the first good tip in a very long while.
pmsl love how Euan pretends he's an expert on Scottish football when just some weeks ago he said their national team would lose to Denmark because they were "shite" pmsl
Why do they hate Goff so much?
>>66650799
pmsl
>>66650799
pmsl
Why are people shitting up TT?
>>66650825
Why are people pooping in the toilet?
Does Big_Al actually own TT or is he just an addict?
>>66650799
>>66650543
Using the goff account to call out dangers seems +ev desu
>>66650831
Exactly, why poo in loo when there's a perfectly good designated street.
>>66650863
Only by sending the shit elsewhere can we make /bet/ great again
zzzzz Euan thou hast forsaken us
What's the US Soccer bet for their college league. You seem to profit there
Any players got essays due?
