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Old thread: >>66610089
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Need another Joker goal like A I R
MUG TAKEOVER SUB EDITION
Jesus was jewish subedition
Hope none of you are on Gil Vicente. I backed them in the first half and they've already caught a red card. Jinxing the game once again.
Send your love to Ronaldo-sama
>>66628876
aaaand conceded.
WHATS THE FUCKING BET FOR PSG VS MANCHESTER CITY
MY LANDLORD IS COMING OVER AT 10:22 TONIGHT.
>>66628811
I know we don't like to bet on big games guise, but what are we feelin' for the Man City - PSG game?
Just a small bet to keep it interesting. Thoughts?
>>66628927
Some black kid who isn't in the squad
Is the 50 poon risk free bet at bet365 only for bongs or summat?
>>66628935
We all have a free bet. Sucks to be living in the land of the free and being unable to use 365 huh?
>>66628943
Nah, can be different in other countries though (Sometimes they also have different games for the risk free bet). It's only 25€ for me but on the same game.
>>66628943
I'm seeing a risk free offer for max 25 euro though, on Man/Paris.
>>66628876
We all are on Academica Viseu 2/1 @21 m8
Real most offsides @1,68
>>66628960
Alright, that's that then. Cheers Niemcy.
>>66628935
I thought 5dimes had the best lines...
>>66628972
nice aftertiming friendo
>>66628935
PSG run rampant
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>>66628990
>aftertiming
It's because /bet/ doesn't want me to share WF info anymore.
I fancy a Jena win in their game vs Dynamo. I actually wanted to bet small on them pre-game but kind of forgot about it. Hop on Dynamo if you think I'm going to jinx it.
>>66629014
Said who?
>>66628835
>joker
boring predictable bollocks tbqh
>>66629027
The big strong PGA goons, also /bet/ is too small a place for more than one German, i'm waiting for the other guy to leave again.
what's the fucking bet you cunts
>>66629053
I've been away for too long bro, I will stay forever this time
>Poland get's a £7 free bet
Still chuckling
>>66629025
Either you stop betting or I do lad
>>66629065
The PsG 365 one? Hilariously sad. I love you Polan.
>>66629064
Alright m8, i'm off again, make sure to share some Opa Halvar and Powerslave tips from time to time.
>>66629090
we don't need you and your fake fixes anyway, now gtfo
Admin non-existent pmsl
>>66629087
Yes they get 40 PLN which is £7.50
>>66629114
We get $100 AUD which is 53.74 quid
who the fuck is wolfsburg and how are they in the champs league
serious question
>>66628935
psg have nothing left to play for but the CL
zlatan brace incoming = Man City BTFO
>>66629178
>Even American are doing the pretending to be retarded gimmick
It has gone too far, /bet/
>>66628935
Feeling PSG -1.5
>>66629224
LOLOL LE LORD BENDTNER FANNAY MAYMAY XDD
>>66629236
Calm down Lelgium, don't you have some waffles and getting blown up to do?
Can someone post that screenshot of that guy calling Mackers a little rat? Forgot to save it
>>66629236
it's true tho
dropping 20 into bovada to try it out
post a referral email address
>>66629308
No i sometimes post
>>66629308
No I'm a girl too
>>66629308
proof
if not then I am too a grill
>>66629307
Protip: Use the archive
>>66629308
You're not the only one.
>>66629386
ayy gurl
>>66629364
Fucking brilliant
>trade-in standers
>>66629364
There's no good sp archival, but I was being lazy
cheers lid
>>66629364
he's not exactly wrong though, mackers asia tips are probably in the red in the last year
stealing a living desu
>>66629364
Don't think I'll ever be able to read this without creasing
>>66629430
It's the vert first message that gets me every time.
>LOOK, A WANT ME MONEY BAK U LITTLE RAT
>>66629364
His bird is dece, fml
>>66629422
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/
You could just search "trade in standers" or "little rat" or something and you know you'd find somebody either posting this image or replying to it fairly quickly. Just gotta get creative with your searches exactly like when researching games.
>>66629308
I'm schlicking right now guuurl.
(srsly if there are women here, I le tip my le hat unironically)
>>66629499
I hate 4plebs
desustorage is great, and the others based on that format
>>66629486
She's probably thick as a bag of bricks mate.
>betting
>girls
>unironically
Don't think so.
>>66629544
I don't see what there is to hate about it, huge variety of things you can search by. full image archive rather than just thumbnails.
>>66629554
Got a female friend that bets and plays soccer. She wouldn't waste her time browsing / posting on this board though.
>>66629578
>hating on /bet/
This place has helped me make me so much money just from sitting in my room. Eternal love for my /bet/ brothers.
JENA
E
N
A
>>66629631
>actually making money with /bet/
srsly
>>66629631
No hate for the board. I just think she wouldn't enjoy her stay here, she solely bets for fun.
>>66629631
Pml no one makes money from /bet/
>>66629674
I have a 6% roi in asia
>>66629572
>>66629572
>huge variety of things you can search by. full image archive rather than just thumbnails
Oh really? I swear it was just thumbnails
>>66629694
Not from /bet/ tips though
>>66629705
wtb euan liddo
>>66629705
Not from yours either Pmsl
>tfw you weren't muggy enough to place a cheeky fiver on Leicester to win epl
>>66629673
>implying /bet/ isn't fun
She plays Truck Simulator, doesn't she.
Need estonian leaks tbqh
>>66629705
From my own which i post here
>>66629697
Nah they changed it about a year or so ago so as long as you're not going way, way back it'll be full image
How are you guy´s using the free inplay bet at $bet365 for this game? I love value and goalscorer markets to make the game interesting. I am taking Zlatan 2 or more pre game along with?? suggestions?
>>66629781
what the fuck
>>66629796
You know if you reply to the bait it only encourages them
>european country
>online gambling is illegall
i literally have hookers in windows 100m from here and i can't place a fucking bet online
>>66629840
>i literally have hookers in windows 100m from here
desu m8 thats a better way to spend your money anyway
>>66629840
>Germoney
>must give 5% of your winning directly to the state cause of gambling tax
>>66629857
we have this in croatia also, but i don't pay shit when i withdraw from bet365.
it's been a while tho.
>>66629840
>How the other half live
This vitamin D is getting too much for me lads
I can't soak it all up meself
>>66629887
>living in squalor
>>66629887
state of that bathroom
copenhagen PLS
1more
>>66629905
>Not literally being a betting student, having great banter and using your student loan for stakes
>all the while making risk free profit with matched betting free bets using accounts from the hundreds of people you meet on campus
You will NEVER win another bet
>>66629887
Been hailstonin' and strong gusts up north mate, whats this Sun you speak of?
Trapp, Aurier, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Maxwell, Rabiot, Motta, Matuidi, Di Maria, Ibrahimovic, Cavani.
>It's been 134 days
>>66630000
yup, just saw
what about Ogenda?
also checkem
>>66630015
Not in the squad
>>66629965
Way dan saff m8 (Middlesex)
Wish I went to uni up Norf, everyone here in London is stuck up and don't know how to be friendly
>>66630023
nice, thanks
EUAN
wtb me laddy?
Best group for gambling what is it these days? Been in all of Mackersandbros groups but they are now overrated. Best Value for money group etc?
>>66630060
This. Need a Euan Park special tbqh
>>66629308
>>66629322
>>66629325
>>66629330
There are definitely no girls on 4chan
>>66630072
same ere, hope the lttl rat delivers a specal steak.
TipsterNor when?
>>66630238
She's not too bad to be fair to you SP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5CS78Zz6Q
>>66630238
Describe her to me
Been a while since I've posted on here, what's happened to Uni, BritTurk, Obscure, J West, Maple and flatanon?
Whats the fucking PSG bet, quick.
No FGS bullshit.
Whats the rush anon?
>>66630335
I'm having a crack at man city to score 2 or more goals, good luck.
Beating his gf
Learning stuff
Gone pro and doesn't post
Making tea
Alcoholic
Posts occasionally
Goffy BEGGING you to take him on tonight
Well you got the bollocks, lids??
whats the bet for the in play offer bet365 PSG-man city?
i can't seem to find any value
or anything that even covers it so i win either way.
nothing is over @2 with something able to cover it
>>66630400
He was at the Monday game to JUDGE them for himself.
>>66630424
BTTS first half?
>>66630424
-1.25
>>66630424
>muh free fiver
What's the point?
>>66630608
you don't want free money?
Someone watch Madrid and tell us the bet
Think city will score?
>>66630627
If its choice between £5 or a completely risk free £50 to throw down on something stupid to make the game more interesting I'll just take the later thanks
>>66629386
Please tell your first name so I can rule out those I know
>>66630652
benzema anytime
Ibrah fgs or psg to win 2-1 as my free bet?
>Yellow already
ref is on City SW
What is THE in play bet lads
>all these greasy students sweating on their risk free £5
Booked before the first minute. Is this real life?
Im so greasy lads.
>>66630700
Whats happening?
need that refund
DAVID LUIZ TO SCORE FIRST @21
SHAKING
GET ON LADS
On Tranmere Rovers -0.5 v Prescot
Were on a -1 but mackers has moved it, now value imo.
KING KURT
already sweating
>>66630922
Hasnt scored all season
>>66630947
hes DUE then
On -1.25 @2.75
Think that should of been a pen and City's defence a shit
>>66630920
Madrid -1 the bet
Today I took out a £400 wonga loan (which I have no way in paying back) and put it on PSG to win at 1/4 , what a filing sweat
>>66631067
They started well?
>>66631098
>lying
>>66631099
Wolfsburg being dominated like crazy at the moment
On BTTS @2.0
LET LUIZ TAKE IT PLEASE
>>66631141
And it looks like I did it at the perfect time
>>66630791
Hope you got on Ibra FGS
>sagna
FUCKING DIE MICHAEL OWEN YOU ARE SHIT
Ibrahimovic SUCH a fraud
FFS.
>>66630943
On this
>le shit in big games man
on zlatan fgs FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>66631210
>everything I wrote
>the city of me
REMINDER AL IS ON IBRA AGS
>Was literally about to place my free bet on Ibra first goal scorer
Thank you EBJH
>>66631098
>1/4
Wish I was your bookie if you are taking odds like that.
Down insane this month
PMSL was about to get on Madrid -1
Reminder David Luiz FGS is THE bet
>>66631321
Forgot to change the odds didn't I ffs
wolfsburg penalty
>>66631321
Wish I was a troll if you're taking bait like that
>>66630400
Dread to think how many people Goff gobbled up with that little stunt!
So its safe to bet in Real Madrid for the comeback or not?
>LE SHIT IN BIG GAMES MAN
ibra can eat a dick
>>66629236
>you
>Real
>Madrid
PMSL
WOLFSBURG ARE GOING THROUGH LADS
Literal tears lids
>>66630945
already crying
>>66631590
of course
>IBRA
>REAL MADRID
J west around? This lifetime isa counts towards the 15k allowance for the year ye?
just think of the millions normies are losing because they put madrid in their acca
>>66631815
tears buddy :(
Reminder Ibra is missing because god wills David Luiz FGS
>TT'd Madrid SW AND -1
Need to start again desu
>ibra
Such a fraud
well lads, thats it. thats the fucking final nail in the coffin. im out.
>>66631953
>putting £100 on a DOUBLE with not only NO value but NEGATIVE value
>not taking real madrid +1
PMSL
Boooom Real Madrid max lay in excellent shape, were always gonna bounce after the Classico.
>>66632000
lol has nothing to do with that bet and the hundo was free
It's actually happening
so... what's the bet in the PSG match now?
When do i get the £50 back lids
>>66632078
0-0 full time score
>>66632106
takes like 2 hours
LET LUIZ TAKE THE FREE KICK
>>66632107
I'm out atm, is it like the City - Dynamo game?
>>66632177
your stream is a bit late m80
fucking queers
If you fancy a lay bet on the US Masters do it now. The lay book is 99.6% for a 98 runner field
>PSG
down so much
>Ibra FGS bet over
don't know i got my hopes up
>>66632244
Fuck you
>PSG
Fuck off you meme cunts
BTTS looking good now
Thanks 365
If you haven't already put your free bet in i'd go for PSG
>>66632480
no one gives a fuck about your shitty bet @2
go back to r/soccerbetting , please.
>>66630365
Anybody following my bet?
Come on city!
>BT SPORTS
literally just wanted to place my bet on psg & btts but couldnt
>>66632536
Ayyyyyy lmao
wtf city
ALMOST NEVER LOSE
>>66632508
>aftertiming
>>66632609
?
im not saying it couldnt win dumbass
im just saying its pointless discussing here, if you put your free £50 on something @2 then I pity you.
>he didnt have city to score in the first half @ 2.87
cringed
Is this real life?
What the fuck is happening?
B I R D
bird tip
TRANMERE
Love laying mackers pmsl HUP
>>66632708
>if you put your free £50 on something @2 then I pity you
You pity me for winning £50?
>>66632772
Yes.
still don't know what to do with my free bet lads
>>66632799
>he didn't get on btts 20 minutes in when odds were despicable
>>66631835
Lifetime ISA starts next year.
>>66632838
Luiz to score last
>>66632838
you missed it
>>66632525
>>66632864
plz give up your dream with Luiz scoring m8
God FUCK OFF with this CL shite
PLEASE
>>66632930
>wah wah wah
>>66632930
PLEASE have sex
what
is
the
bet
for
the
psg
vs
man c
game
lads
????
What's the Bird bet?
U 5.0 corners first half
I mean it was free and all
>>66632930
What's everyone got there risk free bet on then lids?
I'm on PSG btts @4
>>66632967
>>66632982
>>66633042
So so easy to get nibs now, requires no effort.
>>66632930
wait, why?
obviously we have bets on it
what would you like to discuss?
>>66633021
Tindastoll SW
>>66633065
Nice one mate. Got me good XD
>>66633065
>N-Nibs
>H-Ha Got you guys
down 600 EU
kill me already
Anyone know who Jurgen Klopp used to manage? Can't find any mention of it on my television or the internet.
>>66633184
pmsl back to work burger flipper after a month of slaving away with grease on your frog face you might have enough to lose some more on a CL double PMSL PMSL PMSL OH MY DAYS PMSL!!!!
Bird tip looking pathetic so far, no idea why I always follow the flukey 4 eyed cunt.
>>66633238
stale stale banter that goffy
>>66633238
Thanks Nick
>>66633238
Nick?
>>66633279
i literally just got paid for my wagecucking at Mcdonald's , 599 eu
basically i worked for free and still down 1 eu ;_;
>>66633437
actually pmsl
>>66633437
Haven't you heard the phrase; "Only bet what you can afford to lose"..
got on birds tip @2.25
thsi is my first bird bet lads, excited as fuck
>>66633497
who told you i can't afford to lose this ?
>this bird tip
ffs
BIRD SURREAL
>/bet/
Kys
B I R D
Bird? more like WORLD
just placed my first bet ever on a real comeback win
how fucked am i?
>>66633827
not happening m8
wolfsburg unreal
>>66633877
jesus fucking christ, also I took a bonus at unibet.
wtf does it do? did i fuck up
fml
>TT says score is 38:29
>365 says 35:33
which is correct?
>>66633931
just give up now frogspawn
Hello PSG where is 3-1
>>66633970
please educate me about the bonus. I'm like a small retarded child on this subject.
>>66634027
just read the t&cs
>>66634027
read the terms and conditions
the bonus is just a free bet but you have to bet with it like 10 times to actually win it
never in doubt, PSG
SUMS ON THE REBACK
>>66634092
why not just keep laying bets at betfair until you rollover?
>>66634092
thank you, guess im never betting again.
atleast i tried kek.
need real goal like AIR
the exploit is in lids
made 18€
>>66634331
try not to lose it before the end of the night :)
>>66632525
HUP
>>66634373
who the fuck is this?
>>66634382
pretty rude
>>66634423
Pablo escobar
>>66634423
Pablo "El Chapo" Montanna
Real in shambles today
man i just need real to score 1 and im good but i dont even see that happening
NEED 3-1 LIKE AIR
PSG are like a huge flaccid dick that cant get hard.
>>66634656
>Me
pmsl
>PSG
>psg defending
fuck me that was terrible pmsl
Might follow Euan on the Nick account tbqh
Madrid +2 when
>>66628811
FFS
PSG are gonna settle for a draw aren't they
>>66634985
No City are tho
>50-52
>bird
I literally hate the cunt so so much
>streaker in Real match
pmsl
who /putting all their winnings on madrid for the 2nd leg/ here?
put £50 on o11 corners @29 pmsl
Hope bird dies in his sleep. Absolute cunt.
>>66635326
enjoy your odds of 1.2
>>66635339
wins tbqh
Why has Euan stopped tipping? Did that Norwegian friendly ruin him?
Birds luck has FINALLY run out pmsl
>>66629236
>(You)
>>66628811
>Real and PSG to win
lmaoing @ u losers
just won $75
>>66635593
>Because OP tipped something the entire thread must be on it
No.
>>66635593
Oh wow I'm so impressed
Casual remidner that a draw between PSG and Man City was @4.0
B I R D
I
R
D
Bookies so shrewd
bird surreal
So much you up today lads?
16€ here
>BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD >BIRD
>bird
>the city of Bird
WHY DOES HE LOSE AS SOON AS I FOLLOW HIM FOR FUCK SAKE FUCK OFF BIRD YOU CUNT
hahahahaha FIRST bird tip I've got on and it's gonna lose! CANT MAKE THIS UP
>64-68
He was due a loss desu
LADS
where is my fifty pounds i gave to bet 365? got the curry man waiting at the door.
4 eyed CUNT
>>66635921
literally same here
so fucking mad
literally see people every day "bird surreal xDDD" then the MOMENT I follow he loses
>>66635958
love this meme desu
lads. am I a lucky boy?
when does my free £50 come back? did something go wrong?
Hope bird falls down the stairs, absolute fucking bastard
BIRD SURREAL
Still no refund zzz
>>66635988
Long long way for Wolfsburg to go lid
>>66630238
Please tell her this in your next session
>free throw missed
OF COURSE
>>66636011
Took them 3hours for my refund last time lad.
Sorry for jinxing this bird tip lads. Haven't won a bet today.
>>66633437
putain mais alors toi t'es vraiment con
@eastconnect your such a cunt
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>tfw took the -1.5 handicap for bird's tip
Don't cry for me lads, I'll manage meself
at least I just got two tinder matches
>>66636136
;_;
>three seconds left for the last 5 minutes
>>66636157
Post pics
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA UP THOUSANDS
BIRD IS A GOD
HOW DOES HE DO IT HOLY SHIT
Won my in-play so don't have to worry about a refund pmsl
>>66636255
Also superliked this specimen by accident
No regrets
I fucking shat the bed
WHY DID I TAKE THE HANDICAP AND NOT JUST WAIT FOR THE ODDS TO DROP AGAIN
on a side note @eastconnect might I suggest a nice tall glass of shut the hell up!!!!!
>>66636255
pmsl so so many nibs incoming
>>66636255
Fit, you not her lol X
Can't believe I just lost all my profits from yesterday
>>66636255
She's looking good mate, got a conversation going yet?
>>66636299
Post screenshot I can't be bothered to follow him. Don't like modding out on the banter though
Who is bird?
When does my £10 get refunded too? I used the Bet365 offer. And I still don't have my money back
>the OP
You guys really know your shit
>>66636299
styrmir85 talking a lot of sense there
>>66636352
lel, why did you not stake £50 you mong.
Your post is you form
>>66636051
>up 2-0 on the team that just thumped Barca in the Camp Nou
>atletico could bus park 1-0 to win
>porto could bus park 1-0 win on penalties
>City winning anything in Europe
>>66636255
t. Rasheed
>tfw every week some reddit MUG makes a new thread with a shit tier bet in the OP and makes us look like mugs to the rest of /sp/
Can you NOT?
>>66636397
I'm not made of money. I'm just a student.
>>66636424
It really is embarrassing isn't it?
hahahahaha @eastconnect not sure what's lower your ROI or your IQ pmsl!
Albania getting blown the fuck out in the comments
POST COMMENT SCREENSHOTS
Worried about @smithlid2014 tbhwy
>>66636529
T H I S
>>66636424
Look at the thread and you'll find that you are all mugs making terrible addict bets. Anyway, another great day in UAC Tipping Group primarily due to the world Esiliiga tips from BT. He said he isn't even busy with schoolwork, he just can't be bothered to do a Eurovision writeup for a bunch of mongs pmsl.
Why does this thread always go dead immediately after the evening fixtures? It's uncanny. Like straight away
>>66636530
pmsl think hes finally done himself in the miserable cunt
Jamboree SUCH a weird guy
>>66636638
Go to bed you addict
>>66636619
>m8 a girl like that is a great fuck, those lips are made for sex
PML check out this top shagger. Imagine being such a sad little virgin
>>66636638
This, feel so lonely. Please can someone post bird comments
>>66636638
Everyone is hiding from the landlord/delivery guy until the free £50 comes back.
>>66636529
>>66636557
>>66636499
>jaja
utter utter
>>66636679
>tfw still owe virgin £5 for wifi but stuck it on the bird tip
>got on the -4.5 handicap
KILL ME
They told me to pay today or they'd cut me off ffs
Guess I'll see you boys on Friday when my loan drops
>>66636695
Legend.
>>66636695
Hey uni lad what's your roll now? Oh and what's your tt?
What a coincidence that the quality of these threads devolves into nothing but addict mainstream penny punting and misogynistic 'look at what a shagger I am lads' posts during the Easter holidays. Sad little boys, grow up please.
>>66636718
must be a south american WORLDIE
whens refund? gotta pay my rent
>>66636695
xxx
>>66636734
have sex bro
>>66636731
Bigger than I ever thought it would be
Just tipstertube.com/profile/unibwin, have the best ROI in the bizniz
>>66636811
It's how spanish speakers say haha
If you aren't Joe, Jenny, BT (me), Albania or Euan then you have no business laughing at how much of a mug other people on here are.
Seems some of you lads have mistaken /sp/'s /bet/ for /int/'s /brit/.
>>66636851
>Albania
stop pretending hes shrewd
Have 365 always called it a reality check when you've been signed in long or is this new?
pmsl
>tfw your comment gets 4 likes on TT
shaking lads
>>66636811
>Anyone got their refund in yet? The hospice just called asking for the gas bill fees to let my nan keep her slow cooker
>>66636773
>whens refund? gotta pay my rent
dire dire gimmick
>>66636851
POST EUROVISION WRITE UP. Seriously I'm constantly sweating, might just take the 300 quid loss now, will be suicudal if if Russia win
>>66636907
What was the comment?
>>66636899
Pml
>>66636879
/brit/ > /nederdraad/ desu
>>66636916
Last essay is in for 12 tomorrow lid, just keep laying Russia until then.
What's pml
/bet/ pretty much runs TT tbqh
>>66636932
>hahahahaha @eastconnect not sure what's lower your ROI or your IQ pmsl!
looks like i really just need to do the opposite of what ive been doing to make a profit.
>>66636969
this
It's kind of scary how many /bet/ posters now have tt accounts.
I'm pretty certain Big_Al is t4tw.
>>66636996
Nice comment friend.
>>66636947
Can't afford it.
WMSC (wetting myself crying) at the amount I'm down from March.
Wonder if /bet/ could get most of tt on some shit bet
>inb4 most of my bets
>>66637089
So one of yours then?
>>66637089
What?
>>66637089
what are you on about you cunt?
>>666262452
Muggy cunt
>>66636969
/bet/ IS tt
>>66637089
Meant to reply to >>66636969
>>66637153
weirdo
>>66637153
cheers for the extra you lid, means a lot x.
>>66628811
>Real and PSG to win
KEK
>>66637309
pics
>>66633184
>>66633437
>>66633466
>>66633497
>>66636136
just got 200 back
now i only need pacers and arsenal to win to get the rest of my precious pennies.
can't be down this much lads.
>>66637301
Why did everyone favor PSG to win anyway? It's not like Ligue 1 is competitive or anything.
>>66637445
Bet big to win big. Good on you, lad. No point messing around with sensible stakes and "bankroll management" like these losers.
>>66637472
pmsl how can you talk when you hide your stakes in every spreadsheet. PMSL
>>66637465
everyone has been shitting on the EPL for the past few years, they forgot that de bruyne was back for city
>>66637472
Probably had a better month than you pmsl
>>66637472
wtb in these brazil slag matches Ian?
>>66637510
Euan isn't shrewd enough to profit in Asia but luckily I am, Corinthians DNB and Ferroviaria SW
>>66637508
the state of that profile
>>66637510
Only bet I fancied was Rio Preto desu. Didnt get on though lol
>>66637508
They have removed fonbet from the list of bookies. No idea how I'm going to be up now
Will he EVER recover from this?
>>66637465
City are shit
>>66637569
pmsl
>>66637508
Imagine considering yourself a shrewdie and not even being able to profit over a month even when you tip from Marathon, Fonbet and other assorted bubblegums. Just imagine that.
>>66637532
GOOOOL DA FERROVIÁRIA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
Can't stop backing it
WON'T STOP BACKING IT
>>66637569
His confidence has certainly taken a knock, hasn't posted a bet since.
>>66637472
i was affraid back then even to bet more than a tenner, now i roll triple digits with zero fucks given.
>>66637610
Finish your essay please BT
>>66637569
Is this the worst bet of ALL time?
>>66637610
Sweden song is MUCH better imo. Heard San Marino song? pmsl
>>66637643
I don't think I've ever had a bet lose by more desu.
>>66637610
Lux enters Eurovision
So so easily baited
>>66637610
Doesn't really go anywhere, not really a Eurovision song either desu, don't see the appeal but happy to reback after BT posts write up.
>>66637677
pmsl Albania confirmed autist
>>66637666
pmsl
>>66637677
Doesn't he realise that 'cheerio' is another way to say goodbye
>>66637705
V v strange individual.
The new Snapchat update is absolutely awful
>talking to some girl
>her brother is a ref
fucking hell lads this could be it, the fix will truly be in
>>66637726
Agreed. Cant stand it. People can fucking call me on it now, what the fuck?
Also switching through stories automatically is ridiculous.
>>66637727
Oooh look at me
>>66637750
Have sex you fucking freak.
>>66637748
>Also switching through stories automatically is ridiculous.
Yeah always end up seeing stories from people I don't want and they know I've seen it, must think I fancy them or something when they're pure butters.
>>66637610
>we're unironically sending Douwe Bob
Why would you back that
>>66637770
>Yeah always end up seeing stories from people I don't want and they know I've seen it, must think I fancy them or something when they're pure butters.
this SO MUCH
>>66637769
Need to desu been about 2 years now ffs
whos the most degenerate candidate in the eurovision contest? any trannies or other lgbts in it? theyre certainly favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GTdelXRlA4
Real toe tapper, this
>>66637795
>YEARS
how can you let this happen?
>>66637774
It's great mate. Back now as it WILL shorten, BT promised.
>>66637770
Stories switching is surely causing an uproar
>>66637774
You better make it through to the finals lid.
>>66637770
>>66637791
Sounds like I'm overhearing a schoolboy convo pmsl
Can't wait till Easter is over
>>66637811
Top 10 price is insane
Dread to think how much the Sofabet mafia are going to make off backing Russia, laying Sweden and laying the Netherlands
>>66637811
This wins
>>66637828
>>66637838
Don't see it happening liddos but then again >we made 2nd place two years ago for no real reason
>>66637851
sounds like im hearing virgin rage
>>66637858
Absolute sums on win to be honest. Will go 5's or shorter on the night at the very least.
>>66637851
What does pmsl mean?
>>66637851
Yeah because only schoolboys use snapchat you utter virgin.
Dread to think how much is Euan staking RIGHT NOW.
>>66637904
Punching My Sassy Labrador
>>66637727
Pmsl I'm m8s with 4 first team players at a local club, thinking about asking for a pen or two
>>66637917
Why is that, mate?
>>66637904
Pleased, my sweet lady
PMSL people following me on TT after 2 bets
>>66637957
what league are they in?
>>66637601
>>66637532
GOLAAAAÇO DA FERROVIÁRIA.
>>66637904
Please, my sweet lady
>>66637972
Northern premier
>>66637904
Poor Mans Stake LOL
>>66637999
nice, ever mentioned match fixing to them?
Just got in from the pub, did everyone else enjoy their free £150 from BTTS 1st half?
>>66638006
Ultimate team is fun you weirdo.
>>66638006
Ultimate team is p dece, draft is good fun
>>66638035
>Normal blokes who don't want ugly birds thinking they have a chance with them
>Normal blokes
>Normal
Got some news for you buddy
>>66638064
Don't @ me again you utter dullard.
>>66638016
No, not really worth it
Douwe Bob’s country folk blend is a real wildcard in this year’s Contest. Prior to its release, fans were hoping for The Common Linnets mark II and were quickly disappointed. The market shifted from a low of 11/1 and punters have since been matched at over 100/1. However, with rehearsals nearing, The Netherlands’ price has started to contract as gamblers rightly recognise the quality writing and catchy slow down hook. If Pannecoucke gets his act together this year the current 80/1 might offer a great trade in May.
http://esctips.com/2016/04/05/eurovision-2016-pre-amsterdam-rundown/
>>66638077
I swear to fucking god if you use my gimmick one more time I'll shitpost the fuck out of bet for a month.
Reminder that the esports that people were building up to for two weeks lost
>>66638090
Do it mate. Have sex first though,.
>>66638082
How good is this site? Only follow BT and 6 figure man desu and think BT just copies 6 figure man.
CD Fas handicap 0
Odds 2.2
Wins desu. Tipped in my blogabet as well.
>Euan will NEVER have a Yield as high as yours
Feels good desu.
Whats the O/U line on how many days until the Goff account is banned?
>>66638187
2.25
>>66638187
Considering the place is run by big_al, I doubt he has time to ban accounts in between getting on PSG SW and shouting but not tipping.
>>66638151
Why
>>66638222
Tears at you missing two WORLD Brazil slag bets.
>>66638222
Take the piss all you want lad, you'll never have anywhere near the success/knowledge in gambling that IBT has.
>That River Pl8 goal
Beautiful
>>66638227
Rball :^)
>>66638227
Value according to my in-play model which takes in consideration Rball stats, odds, and other factors.
>>66638162
While this is true, I would still trust my life with a Euan tip than one of yours.
>>66638237
Or did I? :)
>>66638243
He is from Iceland and played in the league. I'd like to think he would be able to tip it well.
>>66638251
>other factors
sure pmsl
>>66638222
Reminder that you aren't in profit over this last month going off your tips that haven't been manipulated on your spreadsheet. My dead grandma literally has a better ROI than you over the last 30 days.
>>66638266
No problemo friendo.
Enjoy your <5% yield.
>>66638284
zzzzzzzzz
>>66638270
You're in no position to take the piss out of anyone in the gambling world bar Basi Booms.
>>66638295
What's wrong with my post? Go check his stats.
A L B A N I A
>>66638309
pmsl offside
>>66638284
>>66638299
You two again. Nice to see you served out your bans. Just a gentle reminder I have tipped more winners than you (0).
>>66638309
pml
>>66638309
Not yet friend :_:
disallowed
actually pmsl
>>66638308
>Go check his stats
Why would I need to when its brought up every single time he posts. Just tedious now lids
>>66638319
Not sure who you think I am but I can assure you I haven't been banned in months.
>-2.78%
Tears!
>>66638319
You don't even know who I am.
>>66638348
pmsl
Why is CD Fas DC more worth than AH 0.0? pmsl
>>66638366
They should be on -0.25 at 1.9 odds according to my model.
RIVERRRR
>>66638348
>Janitors
>Having the ability to ban
Mods are banning you m8 probably based off a janitor passing it up the chain and probably having been bought to the janitor's attention by one or more people reporting you which says you are probably doing something wrong.
Consider not breaking rules like evading your bans or spamming about your blogabet account.
RED CARD PMSL
>>66638347
It's been a tough last 30 days actually. Just checked my spreadsheet and I'm up pennies.
Euan is GIGGLING like a little school girl rn.
Such a fraud
2222222
ALBANIA FRAUD
#believe
>>66638375
cheerio friendo!
>>66638404
Last 30 days been world for me pmsl
A L B A N I A
PMSL eventually gonna happen to a pixel punter tbqh
riverrr
Don't know why I follow this loser
top giggle
I still have a 38% YIELD after 37 tips.
Can't win them all I guess.
Cheerio lads
>>66638462
>muh stats
pmsl
river plate -1 looks WORLD
ffs just had my mum come in and ask if I was ok, She thought I was choking but I was just laughing so much.
>>66638445
Strange how some can be up sums and some up pennies on the same days. Swings and roundabouts, eh?
>>66638462
Please continue to post your basketball, Albanian, and other larges here. At least they are usually good bets.
Any stream for the Corinthians slag game lads?
>>66638478
Your mum is fat, I know this because I googled her earlier when she was mentioned
>>66638478
Why were you laughing friend?
I'd like to see you tip as well :)
>>66638511
Yeah, rball misleading. Taking on the pixel punters
>>66638523
I might soon depending how the team play.
>>66638552
S H A K I N G
pml
>claiming Goff isn't up in asia
Woollaston gone. Second big shock of the day. Wakelin plays Anthony Hamilton next, Swampy fans everywhere will be pleased with that.
>>66638552
pls ddo ladf
>>66638574
This is SO autistic
>>66638574
>a well known trap from 4chan
Think he'll have to narrow it down a bit pmsl
>>66638574
>it seems like the only think you know is how to lose bets
Savage tbf
>>66638574
I bet you were the last rows guy who'd make the whole class laugh with his mediocre jokes.
>>66638574
Bit cringey now, this
River sick yo
Do USA cover?
>>66638626
>, this
Despise this whole comma that/this thing. Loads of journalists do it on twitter and I'm sick of it.
River surreal
James Mckeown I made the worst mistake of my life missing the first 10 minutes, got timings wrong doing chores, had this game lined up for weeks and had it priced -2.5. I'm unfollowing this thread and signing out of Facebook the second I post this as I could genuinely throw myself out of my bedroom window and I need to take my mind of it
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Dread to think how much Mackers is up on River. Seems like the kind of bet he would be balls deep in
>>66638680
I want to say yes but they might all be on a massive comedown since their dealer got nicked.
Serious talk though yes I think they will but only worth a small at this point and top up if in play seems rapetastic.
>>66638727
>>66638747
Never mind then. Poor lad. the end must be near.
>>66638747
wtb Ian
need a Euan tip like AIR
>>66638727
Begging someone in PGA to correct his spelling.
Anyone thinking USA will cover -2.5 needs to get their head checked out and go rewatch their H2H from the World Cup.
>>66638778
pmsl
>>66638793
Would be Corinthians but it looks like one of those game with a million chances and no goal. And the odds wont drift at all.
>>66638829
stream?
>>66638829
Pmsl at needing pixels to know they was a bet
>>66638829
On already la, only the dead can know peace from this sweat
>>66638853
Obviously meant were* before any dullard pipes up
>>66638849
>>66638853
http://tvbrasil.ebc.com.br/webtv
Only some of the games are streamed here which is a shame
>>66638853
>they was a bet
>>66638829
On dnb pre, need paying, beaten prices by a mile, asia too easy zzz
>>66638872
d u l l a r d
>>66638872
Cheers lad
Just finished shagging, not on River Plate. Cba
MOUNTAINS
>finally drift
>goal
so sleepy zzzzzzzzzz
Asia too easy
>>66638875
pmsl
too easy?
YOUR BET ISNT FUCKING WINNING PALLY
Why are people pretending River Plate were a good bet just because theyre up 5-0?
>>66638953
Oh yes it is!
>>66638965
>hurr absolutely smashing the handi but not value
do one
>>66638967
HAHAHAHAHA UP TJHOSUDANSXXXXX
>>66638965
They were on a -1.5
>>66638979
>it won therefore it was value
seriously?
>>66638965
Because anyone who watched the stream and was a j u d g e, would have seen the handicap was totally wrong.
>>66638981
You ok m8?
Santiago Wanderers 0 AH if you want a sweaty refund lids
>>66639035
>>66639035
New, less shit OP
Somebody please tell me why the Thunder are 7/5 to beat Portland tonight?
OKC had a blowout win last night against Denver, basically a practice game, while Portland went right to end in a hard fought game.
And, of course, OKC are just the (far) superior team.
Tell me why I shouldn't put 2 grand on them before I piss my entire Bet365 balance up the wall.
>it's a team scores on their first shot on target episode
