Real and PSG to win presented by TSUUUU edition
Old thread: >>66610089
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Need another Joker goal like A I R
MUG TAKEOVER SUB EDITION
Jesus was jewish subedition
Hope none of you are on Gil Vicente. I backed them in the first half and they've already caught a red card. Jinxing the game once again.
Send your love to Ronaldo-sama
>>66628876
aaaand conceded.
WHATS THE FUCKING BET FOR PSG VS MANCHESTER CITY
MY LANDLORD IS COMING OVER AT 10:22 TONIGHT.
>>66628811
I know we don't like to bet on big games guise, but what are we feelin' for the Man City - PSG game?
Just a small bet to keep it interesting. Thoughts?
>>66628927
Some black kid who isn't in the squad
Is the 50 poon risk free bet at bet365 only for bongs or summat?
>>66628935
We all have a free bet. Sucks to be living in the land of the free and being unable to use 365 huh?
>>66628943
Nah, can be different in other countries though (Sometimes they also have different games for the risk free bet). It's only 25€ for me but on the same game.
>>66628943
I'm seeing a risk free offer for max 25 euro though, on Man/Paris.
>>66628876
We all are on Academica Viseu 2/1 @21 m8
Real most offsides @1,68
>>66628960
Alright, that's that then. Cheers Niemcy.
>>66628935
I thought 5dimes had the best lines...
>>66628972
nice aftertiming friendo
>>66628935
PSG run rampant
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>>66628990
>aftertiming
It's because /bet/ doesn't want me to share WF info anymore.
I fancy a Jena win in their game vs Dynamo. I actually wanted to bet small on them pre-game but kind of forgot about it. Hop on Dynamo if you think I'm going to jinx it.
>>66629014
Said who?
>>66628835
>joker
boring predictable bollocks tbqh
>>66629027
The big strong PGA goons, also /bet/ is too small a place for more than one German, i'm waiting for the other guy to leave again.
what's the fucking bet you cunts
>>66629053
I've been away for too long bro, I will stay forever this time
>Poland get's a £7 free bet
Still chuckling
>>66629025
Either you stop betting or I do lad
>>66629065
The PsG 365 one? Hilariously sad. I love you Polan.
>>66629064
Alright m8, i'm off again, make sure to share some Opa Halvar and Powerslave tips from time to time.
>>66629090
we don't need you and your fake fixes anyway, now gtfo
Admin non-existent pmsl
>>66629087
Yes they get 40 PLN which is £7.50
>>66629114
We get $100 AUD which is 53.74 quid
who the fuck is wolfsburg and how are they in the champs league
serious question
>>66628935
psg have nothing left to play for but the CL
zlatan brace incoming = Man City BTFO
>>66629178
>Even American are doing the pretending to be retarded gimmick
It has gone too far, /bet/
>>66628935
Feeling PSG -1.5
>>66629178
>>66629224
LOLOL LE LORD BENDTNER FANNAY MAYMAY XDD
>>66629236
Calm down Lelgium, don't you have some waffles and getting blown up to do?
Can someone post that screenshot of that guy calling Mackers a little rat? Forgot to save it
>>66629236
it's true tho
dropping 20 into bovada to try it out
post a referral email address
>>66629308
No i sometimes post
>>66629308
No I'm a girl too
>>66629308
proof
if not then I am too a grill
>>66629307
Protip: Use the archive
>>66629308
You're not the only one.
>>66629386
ayy gurl
>>66629364
Fucking brilliant
>trade-in standers
>>66629364
There's no good sp archival, but I was being lazy
cheers lid
>>66629364
he's not exactly wrong though, mackers asia tips are probably in the red in the last year
stealing a living desu
>>66629364
Don't think I'll ever be able to read this without creasing
>>66629430
It's the vert first message that gets me every time.
>LOOK, A WANT ME MONEY BAK U LITTLE RAT
>>66629364
His bird is dece, fml
>>66629422
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/
You could just search "trade in standers" or "little rat" or something and you know you'd find somebody either posting this image or replying to it fairly quickly. Just gotta get creative with your searches exactly like when researching games.
>>66629308
I'm schlicking right now guuurl.
(srsly if there are women here, I le tip my le hat unironically)
>>66629499
I hate 4plebs
desustorage is great, and the others based on that format
>>66629486
She's probably thick as a bag of bricks mate.
>betting
>girls
>unironically
Don't think so.
>>66629544
I don't see what there is to hate about it, huge variety of things you can search by. full image archive rather than just thumbnails.
>>66629554
Got a female friend that bets and plays soccer. She wouldn't waste her time browsing / posting on this board though.
>>66629578
>hating on /bet/
This place has helped me make me so much money just from sitting in my room. Eternal love for my /bet/ brothers.
JENA
E
N
A
>>66629631
>actually making money with /bet/
srsly
>>66629631
No hate for the board. I just think she wouldn't enjoy her stay here, she solely bets for fun.
>>66629631
Pml no one makes money from /bet/
>>66629674
I have a 6% roi in asia
>>66629572
>>66629572
>huge variety of things you can search by. full image archive rather than just thumbnails
Oh really? I swear it was just thumbnails
>>66629694
Not from /bet/ tips though
>>66629705
wtb euan liddo
>>66629705
Not from yours either Pmsl
>tfw you weren't muggy enough to place a cheeky fiver on Leicester to win epl
>>66629673
>implying /bet/ isn't fun
She plays Truck Simulator, doesn't she.
Need estonian leaks tbqh
>>66629705
From my own which i post here
>>66629697
Nah they changed it about a year or so ago so as long as you're not going way, way back it'll be full image
How are you guy´s using the free inplay bet at $bet365 for this game? I love value and goalscorer markets to make the game interesting. I am taking Zlatan 2 or more pre game along with?? suggestions?
>>66629781
what the fuck
>>66629796
You know if you reply to the bait it only encourages them
>european country
>online gambling is illegall
i literally have hookers in windows 100m from here and i can't place a fucking bet online
>>66629840
>i literally have hookers in windows 100m from here
desu m8 thats a better way to spend your money anyway
>>66629840
>Germoney
>must give 5% of your winning directly to the state cause of gambling tax
>>66629857
we have this in croatia also, but i don't pay shit when i withdraw from bet365.
it's been a while tho.
>>66629840
>How the other half live
This vitamin D is getting too much for me lads
I can't soak it all up meself
>>66629887
>living in squalor
>>66629887
state of that bathroom
copenhagen PLS
1more
>>66629905
>Not literally being a betting student, having great banter and using your student loan for stakes
>all the while making risk free profit with matched betting free bets using accounts from the hundreds of people you meet on campus
You will NEVER win another bet
>>66629887
Been hailstonin' and strong gusts up north mate, whats this Sun you speak of?
Trapp, Aurier, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Maxwell, Rabiot, Motta, Matuidi, Di Maria, Ibrahimovic, Cavani.
>It's been 134 days
>>66630000
yup, just saw
what about Ogenda?
also checkem
>>66630015
Not in the squad
>>66629965
Way dan saff m8 (Middlesex)
Wish I went to uni up Norf, everyone here in London is stuck up and don't know how to be friendly
>>66630023
nice, thanks
EUAN
wtb me laddy?
Best group for gambling what is it these days? Been in all of Mackersandbros groups but they are now overrated. Best Value for money group etc?
>>66630060
This. Need a Euan Park special tbqh
>>66629308
>>66629322
>>66629325
>>66629330
There are definitely no girls on 4chan
>>66630072
same ere, hope the lttl rat delivers a specal steak.
TipsterNor when?
>>66630238
She's not too bad to be fair to you SP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5CS78Zz6Q
>>66630238
Describe her to me
Been a while since I've posted on here, what's happened to Uni, BritTurk, Obscure, J West, Maple and flatanon?
Whats the fucking PSG bet, quick.
No FGS bullshit.
Whats the rush anon?
>>66630335
I'm having a crack at man city to score 2 or more goals, good luck.
Beating his gf
Learning stuff
Gone pro and doesn't post
Making tea
Alcoholic
Posts occasionally
Goffy BEGGING you to take him on tonight
Well you got the bollocks, lids??
whats the bet for the in play offer bet365 PSG-man city?
i can't seem to find any value
or anything that even covers it so i win either way.
nothing is over @2 with something able to cover it
>>66630400
He was at the Monday game to JUDGE them for himself.
>>66630424
BTTS first half?
>>66630424
-1.25
>>66630424
>muh free fiver
What's the point?
>>66630608
you don't want free money?
Someone watch Madrid and tell us the bet
Think city will score?
>>66630627
If its choice between £5 or a completely risk free £50 to throw down on something stupid to make the game more interesting I'll just take the later thanks
>>66629386
Please tell your first name so I can rule out those I know
>>66630652
benzema anytime
Ibrah fgs or psg to win 2-1 as my free bet?
>Yellow already
ref is on City SW
What is THE in play bet lads
>all these greasy students sweating on their risk free £5
Booked before the first minute. Is this real life?
Im so greasy lads.
>>66630700
Whats happening?
need that refund
DAVID LUIZ TO SCORE FIRST @21
SHAKING
GET ON LADS
On Tranmere Rovers -0.5 v Prescot
Were on a -1 but mackers has moved it, now value imo.
KING KURT
already sweating
>>66630922
Hasnt scored all season
>>66630947
hes DUE then
On -1.25 @2.75
Think that should of been a pen and City's defence a shit
>>66630920
Madrid -1 the bet
Today I took out a £400 wonga loan (which I have no way in paying back) and put it on PSG to win at 1/4 , what a filing sweat
>>66631067
They started well?
>>66631098
>lying
>>66631099
Wolfsburg being dominated like crazy at the moment
On BTTS @2.0
LET LUIZ TAKE IT PLEASE
>>66631141
And it looks like I did it at the perfect time
>>66630791
Hope you got on Ibra FGS
>sagna
FUCKING DIE MICHAEL OWEN YOU ARE SHIT
Ibrahimovic SUCH a fraud
FFS.
>>66630943
On this
>le shit in big games man
on zlatan fgs FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>66631210
>everything I wrote
>the city of me
REMINDER AL IS ON IBRA AGS
>Was literally about to place my free bet on Ibra first goal scorer
Thank you EBJH
>>66631098
>1/4
Wish I was your bookie if you are taking odds like that.
Down insane this month
PMSL was about to get on Madrid -1
Reminder David Luiz FGS is THE bet
>>66631321
Forgot to change the odds didn't I ffs
wolfsburg penalty
>>66631321
Wish I was a troll if you're taking bait like that
>>66630400
Dread to think how many people Goff gobbled up with that little stunt!
So its safe to bet in Real Madrid for the comeback or not?
>LE SHIT IN BIG GAMES MAN
ibra can eat a dick
>>66629236
>you
>Real
>Madrid
PMSL
WOLFSBURG ARE GOING THROUGH LADS
Literal tears lids
>>66630945
already crying
>>66631590
of course
>IBRA
>REAL MADRID
J west around? This lifetime isa counts towards the 15k allowance for the year ye?
just think of the millions normies are losing because they put madrid in their acca
>>66631815
tears buddy :(
Reminder Ibra is missing because god wills David Luiz FGS
>TT'd Madrid SW AND -1
Need to start again desu
>ibra
Such a fraud
well lads, thats it. thats the fucking final nail in the coffin. im out.
>>66631953
>putting £100 on a DOUBLE with not only NO value but NEGATIVE value
>not taking real madrid +1
PMSL
Boooom Real Madrid max lay in excellent shape, were always gonna bounce after the Classico.
>>66632000
lol has nothing to do with that bet and the hundo was free
It's actually happening
so... what's the bet in the PSG match now?
When do i get the £50 back lids
>>66632078
0-0 full time score
>>66632106
takes like 2 hours
LET LUIZ TAKE THE FREE KICK
>>66632107
I'm out atm, is it like the City - Dynamo game?
>>66632177
your stream is a bit late m80
fucking queers
If you fancy a lay bet on the US Masters do it now. The lay book is 99.6% for a 98 runner field
>PSG
down so much
>Ibra FGS bet over
don't know i got my hopes up
>>66632244
Fuck you
>PSG
Fuck off you meme cunts
BTTS looking good now
Thanks 365
If you haven't already put your free bet in i'd go for PSG
>>66632480
no one gives a fuck about your shitty bet @2
go back to r/soccerbetting , please.
>>66630365
Anybody following my bet?
Come on city!
>BT SPORTS
literally just wanted to place my bet on psg & btts but couldnt
>>66632536
Ayyyyyy lmao
wtf city
ALMOST NEVER LOSE
>>66632508
>aftertiming
>>66632609
?
im not saying it couldnt win dumbass
im just saying its pointless discussing here, if you put your free £50 on something @2 then I pity you.
>he didnt have city to score in the first half @ 2.87
cringed
Is this real life?
What the fuck is happening?
B I R D
bird tip
TRANMERE
Love laying mackers pmsl HUP
>>66632708
>if you put your free £50 on something @2 then I pity you
You pity me for winning £50?
>>66632772
Yes.
still don't know what to do with my free bet lads
>>66632799
>he didn't get on btts 20 minutes in when odds were despicable
>>66631835
Lifetime ISA starts next year.
>>66632838
Luiz to score last
>>66632838
you missed it
>>66632525
>>66632864
plz give up your dream with Luiz scoring m8
God FUCK OFF with this CL shite
PLEASE
>>66632930
>wah wah wah
>>66632930
PLEASE have sex
what
is
the
bet
for
the
psg
vs
man c
game
lads
????
What's the Bird bet?
U 5.0 corners first half
I mean it was free and all
>>66632930
What's everyone got there risk free bet on then lids?
I'm on PSG btts @4
>>66632967
>>66632982
>>66633042
So so easy to get nibs now, requires no effort.
>>66632930
wait, why?
obviously we have bets on it
what would you like to discuss?
>>66633021
Tindastoll SW
>>66633065
Nice one mate. Got me good XD
>>66633065
>N-Nibs
>H-Ha Got you guys
down 600 EU
kill me already
Anyone know who Jurgen Klopp used to manage? Can't find any mention of it on my television or the internet.
>>66633065
>>66633184
pmsl back to work burger flipper after a month of slaving away with grease on your frog face you might have enough to lose some more on a CL double PMSL PMSL PMSL OH MY DAYS PMSL!!!!
Bird tip looking pathetic so far, no idea why I always follow the flukey 4 eyed cunt.
>>66633238
stale stale banter that goffy
>>66633238
Thanks Nick
>>66633238
Nick?
>>66633279
i literally just got paid for my wagecucking at Mcdonald's , 599 eu
basically i worked for free and still down 1 eu ;_;
>>66633437
actually pmsl
>>66633437
Haven't you heard the phrase; "Only bet what you can afford to lose"..
got on birds tip @2.25
thsi is my first bird bet lads, excited as fuck
>>66633497
who told you i can't afford to lose this ?
>this bird tip
ffs