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Old thread: >>66591834
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>not betting barca scores first
Why?
lmao you could see that goal for bayern coming from a mile away
>>66610157
They won't score
>Bayern up 1 already
What.
why are Barca playing in yellow at home?
>>66610267
thanks platini
>>66610267
UEFA ruled the others clash
IE - Its a marketing ploy
>>66610267
uefa special rulez
what if one was to think he cheered on the right team and he wasn't? oohh noo
Barca SW?
>>66610380
Yup
>>66610380
torres anytime
Whats everyont taking tomorrow for the free in play Bet?
Pre- Match : Both Teams to score 1st Half - No @ 2/9
In Play : Both Teams to score 1st Half - Yes @ 7/2
>>66610499
why not get the risk free in play only?
>>66610592
What ?
>>66610499
>fractional odds
Evening slugs.
>>66610637
bet on something that'll be guaranteed to be void, in play risk free.
saying sone?
>>66610761
Hard to find something to be voided.
Usually easy with first scorer but B365 are now limiting your options to only pick from 15 players in CL.
Aside from first scorer, what other markets usually void easy enough
>>66610817
>He didn't get on
Already voided and was posted as soon as the offer went up
>>66609895
>>66609948
>muh kartepe
>muh UCD
Overall last year was better. Sorry I dont pretend something older is better to seem like le oldfag. Just being objective.
TORRES TORRES TORRES
>>66610494
bird
>Barca
and it was fucking Torres
^ac
based el nino, that's like 11 in 15 against barca.
>>66611074
blast from the past there lid
>>66610494
were you actually on or just shitposing?
>on Barca & BTTS
Well, that's a start I guess?
>>66611186
on dog
>thinking this match will be anything more than a score draw
Thes Round of 16 games are rarely ever high scoring affairs
>>66610872
Pmsl would love to see your reasoning, you two-digit IQ, three-digit roll possessing little slug.
Truro? More like Trury surreal haha xd
Can't stop laying Russia
griezmann's hair so peng
I PRAY TO GOD LETI KNOCK BARCA OUT
BRENTFORD
HUP
>>66609008
lmao
Rangers -2 will be surreal lads
TORRES OFF
PMSL
THE FIX IS IN
>>66611520
he served his duty
What did Torres get sent off for what the fuck?
surely, atleti sw @4 is +EV?
grimsby pls.
>>66611866
>betting against uefalona
JUST
>>66611669
for a stupid, unnecessary tackle on the halfway line
>>66611866
1-1 draw
I think Betonline shat the bed here. This was 42 minutes in, by the way.
Red card easy, bookings ahead
>>66612304
Oh dear oh dear
>>66612304
Tårer, venn
>>66612304
>inb4 voided
>>66612304
>REST OF H1
So the REST OF the half from 0-1.
>>66612304
jej
>>66612304
Can always count on the Yank to provide a chuckle
>>66612304
sue them m8, clear fraud
>>66612304
At least you only lost 2 dollars :^)
>>66612304
>americans
>>66612304
americlaps to save the day
>>66612304
You retard
AHAHAHAHA
Fucking Americans are so stupid
charlton game to see 2 goals desu
YESSS
Free in play bet tomorrow lads. Easy money
>>66612304
Devil almost in sequence. Tell me you're kidding.
Guise what happened to Barca scoring first?
Guise?
>>66612996
It lost.
So this is why we don't bet on mainstream games, huh guise?
>>66613152
LARGE on Atletico +1
>>66613089
AHAHAH
You are the shittest tipster ever
Maybe youll have better luck cracking Asia mate
PMSL
>>66613221
Madrid + was a good bet
Bayern HT/FT is looking ok
>>66613152
shaking for curse of the mackarel, feeling much more confident in the atleti sw
>He didn't get on barca dnb @2,25
Will Barcelona win?
Or just tie?
>>66613221
>>66613279
It's okay, the first lesson had to be learned the hard way.
Now for lesson number two, will someone teach me how to banter?
do me proud Messi
CELTIC PLS.
>>66613442
just why
>>66613442
Absolute madman.
(I've got BTTS on both games)
((tears for me lids))
>>66613442
should be a lock m80
>>66613442
>almost did this
Wew glad I saw this before
>>66613442
YOU WON
>>66613442
up x
>>66613442
epic
cheeky atleti goal from the counter fucking WHEN
>>66613442
So so shrewd.
sanogo will never score for charlton ever again
fucking grimsby
JUST
In what world do Rangers not score again?
>>66613830
the world where I backed -2 from 0-0
>>66613867
yeah same, already DAC on ht win, just looking to even up now.
who is it senpai
DOVER
O
V
E
R
>>66613936
FUCKING SPOILERS DUDE
>>66613830
Do yourself a favour and take O1.75
>>66613936
>the walking dead
please kill yourself
L
U
I
S U A R E 2222222222
uefa mafia hup
>>66613152
Mackers is a MADMAN
>>66613830
THIS WORLD
>>66614487
If was was skiing with your GF i would fuck her.
GOD damn
>>66614487
She's planning on getting dicked down
>>66614487
Grow a fucking set
>>66614487
>get wasted and party
oh wow dude totally california
>>66614487
Sounds like your girl doesn't like you, lad
>>66614487
tears buddy
>>66614487
Break up with her, seek other girls immediately. She has checked out of the relationship.
If you end it then in future you will be able to fuck her again.
>>66614487
Post a pic and I'll be able to tell instantly
>tfw no bird tip tonight to sweat over
It's been over a week and BT STILL hasn't posted his Eurovision writeup, what on earth is he doing?
>>66614487
Doubt this is real, but if it is then she's almost 100% going to cheat on you mate. Out of sight out of mind and all that horseshit.
>>66614766
Ded
Okay guise, I just lost $10 on Barca scoring first
How do I make my money back?
How much you up today fellas?
25€ here
>>66614982
PSG -1.5
>>66614982
suck 10 dicks
>>66615002
i'd rather suck 1 dick and put in 10x the effort desu
cheeky barca bayern boro treble lads
>>66614993
DOWN SO MUCH
>>66614993
~45€
>>66614993
wouldve been up 1000 if burnley hadnt let me down, needed a burnley win & btts though
>>66614993
down sums, I'll see how many once Kim-Wilde's tips start but I've lost every football game Ive got on today. Rangers and gems in particular have killed me
Just a friendly reminder that Euan (T4tW) has a 3.25% ROI in Asia going off his TT tips with 2.89 units profit from a total of 89 units staked. Luckily for him, his last 2 bets (a 3/10 stake which lost by 4 whole goals, and a 6/10 that lost by 2 goals) were tipped on bet365 and do not count towards the 3.25% ROI.
>>66615111
So many bad tips today desu
Today was basically chasing losses from Moneybets tip on Pohang Steelers. Why didn't he just tip unders is beyond me (and why I didn't back them).
Even in his analysis he said he didnt expect goals and a 1-0 final score
>>66615177
THIS HAS TO BE A WINDUP
PMSL
>>66615184
Oh and S_L_A_G_S tip last night was horrendous, and Ausclick's tip fucked me too, last time I ever ever take a virginclick tip since it's become apparent that there really is no skill involved and its all down to luck.
>>66615220
It seems I went off the HT score for some reason. Correction: the 3/10 stake lost by 6 goals, not 4.
Reminder the ISA annual allowance deadline is tonight at 12.
>>66615184
makes up for the last few days being world for me personally
I knew it wouldnt last
Bird will post a tip today, I'll chase on it, and it will lose
>>66615244
>unironically betting on slags tips
Lay em for free cash.
8/11 of my SW picks hit today, the 3 losses were goalless :/
also 3/4 win & btts, 1 CS and 1 win & o2.5
>>66615111
>>66615184
>>66615244
Please don't tell me you are actually taking tips from addicts on TT, the quality of tips on there is no different from the shite on blogabet most of the time and /bet/ used to always hate on blogabet mugs. Can't believe this is what /bet/ has come to.
Reminder that Americans cut off and permanently mutilate the most pleasurable part of non consenting babies penises because some Jewish text tells them they should.
Waiting for ameribros to post solid NBA tips backed with good info, like the Pelicans tip the other day. That was WORLD
>>66615276
There were icelandic games on earlier, I don't think he's tipping today :(
>>66615301
>he doesn't get on birds world lotto tips
i am pmsl laughing
>>66615244
didnt ausclick win? I was going to go big on that but I missed it
S_L_A_G_S missed one today too but I forgive him
>>66612316
>3-8
never change uefalona
>>66615301
There are some good tipsters there for sure, especially the paid ones. Inplay2g is a rball mug but I'm not gonna lie, I go large on a lot of his bets because he is a lucky fuck.
Bird is a great tipster too, most the games he tips he actually is present too, so if it goes the wrong way he can intervene with the play
>>66615384
Nope, thought it did myself but he tipped a handicap. His rugby tips are good though, it's just that the very nature of esports means that you're probably not gonna profit.
See the Vitality tip the other day lel
>>66614582
Liked this post
>>66614766
suicidal
>>66614993
1.7k should be more though cba
>>66615268
Gonna pump some more money in tomorrow, any recommendations lid? x
>>66615301
^vote
>>66615458
>trusting some random anon claiming he is BT
BT here, you're an idiot.
>>66615533
BT here, stop impersonating me.
Nothing has changed, don't cash out. Busy with uni at the moment but will post write up soon,
>Bet $5 on Syndergaard striking out 6+ today
>After 3 innings he already has 5
GOAT
>>66615318
Not an NBA tip, but Pirates are playing the Cardinals in 2 hours if you happen to like luckswing. If you can make props on individual players, Andrew McCutchen has a .500 average against the Cards' starting pitcher.
>>66615510
What platform is this lid
>>66615510
Pmsl here he is. Diversify still lid.
>>66615622
Was gonna get on Giants ML too actually
Does anybody else here have a bet-52.com account? Seems like the site just went offline. When I try to send them an email I get "Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently"
THAT FEEL
>>66615654
Charles Stanley pal
>>66615679
Reckon I'll get 15k of Blackrock Throgmorton Trust tomorrow. Good trust, sensible manager, big discount, can't be bothered diversifying desu equities won't go down long term.
Any Americans here have any recommendations on poker sites to use? Not exactly sports betting , but I know many sites offer both options.
Great day in UAC tipping group, a mainstream winner with Barcelona -1 and a nice value bet on Sao Jose women -1.25 covered with ease. Still got a few places remaining so drop us a PM x
>>66615760
watery eyes
>>66615795
even Mackers tipped Barca -1 mane
>>66615795
BT here. Please have sex, you aren't in the group.
>>66615268
All my money is in my current account, seems easier.
>>66615795
Even rebacks at HT up. Good day.
>>66615983
>Iceland
>>66615965
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation
>3% a year for 25 years, £100,000 at the start of that period will be worth just £47,000 in terms of purchasing power.
>>66615983
Hope you find that specky cunt bird and give his chin a good test lid
>>66616067
Now you have graduated can you PLEASE tell us what university you went to?
>>66616093
York
>>66616079
>Picking a fight with the luckiest man on Earth
No thanks. God knows what would happen
>>66615917
Would love to have sex before you post your eurovision write up.
>>66616067
Any recommendations for isa accounts?
>>66616123
>lying on the internet
>>66616123
Do I have time to sign up to a platform and lump my ISA allowance into a tracker fund before midnight?
>>66615268
wot
>>66616147
I use Fidelity, Hargreaves is good too. Fidelity had no issues with, although if you want fancy graphs and p&l stuff it's not the best. All the big ones are quite similar desu, just compare fees.
>>66616183
Bit late lid
>All these off topic posts
>>66616211
A simple yes or no please
>>66616243
How quick can you type pal?
>>66616211
I have ~£40,000 savings. What should I do with it?
>>66616279
buy gold
>>66616279
Give it to Will Wilde
For self employed gamblers here, the LISA (https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/lifetime-isa-explained) looks great. Under a normal pension you would receive employer contributions, but being self-employed you don't, and you also receive 25% tax relief (the same as gross for lower rate taxpayers) on top which you otherwise wouldn't get. Essentially free money if you were planning on taking out a pension.
>>66616202
https://www.gov.uk/individual-savings-accounts/overview
>>66616243
Fairly certain they'll want doc checks before you invest / over a certain amount.
>>66616279
bitcoin and ethereum xd
>>66616279
PSG SW
>>66616360
What if I am self employed in some other business too? Same applies?
>>66616360
>ETH
Shoo shoo shill. Back to /biz/
>>66616279
Hillary Clinton next pressy
>>66616463
someone make a tinder profile with this pic
>>66616279
Blackrock Throgmorton Trust. Good trust, sensible manager, big discount.
>>66616463
Only just noticed his terrible posture
>>66616494
Shoulders look incredibly weak
>>66616494
>>66616515
looks like a 30 year olds head on the body of a 10 year old
>>66616529
And the eyes of a man who has just watched his dog get run over
>>66616529
talking big sense pal
>>66616379
Yeah, although tax relief will depend on your income level from that business. There's also a few other caveats (max level of 4k pa, goes up to 60, if you want to access money earlier and not to buy a house you pay shitty charge) etc but it's certainly worth looking into and I've not seen it mentioned anywhere in gambling community.
Previously the best you would get is £2880 of tax relief worth contributions which govt would top up to £3600 pa. Now its £4000, and £5000 respectively, and you pay NO tax when you retire, whereas you are taxed at marginal rate under a normal dc personal pension.
>>66616570
How often are you betting these days?
>>66616570
Don't suppose you're interested in being my personal finance manager are you?
>>66616570
Do you have any basic guide for getting into this sort of stuff? Just some website link?
Im not realy understaning all of what you are saying or why it is important.
What does retirement matter when I am in my early 20s?
>>66616559
He would have you easy, mate.
>>66616570
Do you miss days like today with lots of world youth slags games?
>>66616607
lol. surely bait
>>66616494
Wanted to reply by saying "Wouldn't your shoulders slump if you made this decision?" and an image of the tweet he put out a few months back saying his boss had come to him at some point and asked if they should trade-out some of the liability they had on Leicester to be title winners and he said "nah" but I think he has deleted that tweet becuse I can't find it so just imagine I posted that. Thanks.
Surely in 50 years time we'll all be on some sort of universal wage anyway and have no need for pensions to sustain a decent life.
When you're in four whatsapp groups and three of them are discussing golf all day you have to seriously wonder whether ISIS have already won
>>66616621
Not him but I'm clueless about this sort of stuff. Was never taught about it at school and betting full time is a bit of a grey area in terms of tax as far as I know.
>>66616656
should get a couple of nibs, decent bait
wut
>>66616661
Thanks Nick
>>66616587
A little but leeching only
>>66616595
Sure
>>66616607
What Ian said. Just follow the news, papers, etc, if you don't understand it, research it.
>>66616618
Yes desu, although I opened a BetBright and max prestaked all the slags games but came out with about £5 profit pmsl
>>66616360
Managed to get my whole 15/16 allowance in Vanguard Lifestrategy 80% with an hour to spare through Hargreaves Lansdown, seems like a dece fund for starters but I'll definitely be putting more research in for next tax year, cheers lid x
>>66616685
Pml, what were you on? Prices were pretty tight desu.
>>66616678
LOL holy shit
>>66616678
Anyone that thinks he has ever seen this thread before is incredibly deluded.
>>66616678
Big fan of his work. His patter with Peter is v v dece.
>>66616678
Pmsl
>>66616699
Nice lid, I have some money in the 80 too.
>>66616706
Denmark, Denmark cleanie, France, Russia, Scot/Greece overs iirc
>>66616685
>What Ian said
what? who's Ian?
>>66616678
pmsl
>>66616667
Well you cant just magic a pension out of thin air. You are meant to put a bit a way each month or year so it builds up to a decent amount when you are old and crippled. But because of inflation, the £10 you have just now wont be worth £10 in 40 years. More like £5. So you invest your savings in a fund that hopefully grows no less than inflation so your £10 turns in to £16 which will buy you the same as £10 buys you now.
>/bet/
>>66616807
Your best ever post I think pal
>>66616829
one of his best.
this is my favourite from Euan, really showed us another side to himself that day.
>>66616855
Shed many tears when first reading that tbqh
>>66616855
>saving my blog
freak
BET OF YOUR LIFE
benzema to score hattrick and get arrested during live match broadcast. good value at 10/1
>>66616910
He is probably documenting all your posts
>>66616749
You're going to make a girl really happy one day. Incredibly intelligent, successful young man with a great personality to go with it. Really admire you, and cannot wait to see what the future holds.
>>66616910
>>66616958
im not, it was a good post, i have a couple of others similar from other people. I only save really good posts that will be useful to repost for others in future, like the J West guide or the research guide.
>>66616960
is that you Nick?
Whats the fucking bet lads.
>>66616984
No worries lad
Wonder what shitposter Nick is. I reckon he's one of the ones that relentlessly shitposts for days then has a break (like now)
>>66617046
That's me actually, I've been a bit busy today but I should be back on it from this weekend
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mug? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Coral traders academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret investigations of fixed games, and I have over 300 confirmed limited accounts. I am trained in following Asia and I’m the top Betfair fix spotter in the whole of the Coral trading department. You are nothing to me but just another account to limit. I will wipe you the fuck out with speed the likes of which has never been seen before with any other bookmaker, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with backing Ukrainian fixes with Coral? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of traders across in Stoke and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare another set of IDs, mug. You’re limited dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can limit you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in spotting fixes in Asia, but I have access to the entire arsenal of betradar and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your pseudoshrewdie ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “shrewd” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking limited, kiddo.
>>66616807
Ah sound, cheers for the info. Will speak to my dad about where to invest my money.
>>66617190
One of the best uses of navy seal copypasta I've seen in 2 or more years.
>>66617190
Incredible post
>>66617190
6/10
Could of done with some worms and birds, maybe a few tears.
>>66617190
>tfw this is actually Nick Goff posting this
>>66617031
sao paulo sw
cruz wisconsin
Tired so could be wrong but fairly certain it's right. For gambler, LISA vs PP. Reminder that you are taxed at marginal rate when you take out a PP, but totally exempt from tax when you take out a LISA + you have a bigger pot in retirement for same contribution levels. Have assumed 5% a year, no volatility, 40 years from age 20.
>>66616960
x
>>66617190
pmsl laughing there laddy
>>66617190
Replace Stoke with Gibraltar you pleb
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvqdEopJ2SI
>>66618207
HUNS OUT
>>66618249
Pleased we are back up to make the league relevant again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJhC8KqT97Q
Tigres sw
>>66618323
at those odds I'd rather take -1
>>66618323
why? will be watching game but any info?
>>66618270
>relevant again
Not sure it ever was but yes cant wait to watch yous get cuffed after deluding yourselves into thinking you'll win the title next year
>>66618286
This did make me laugh tho
Does anyone else here autistically plan their entire day (like writing it down the night before)? Or close to that?
I do it some days and I actually get way more stuff done.
>>66618550
I like to write down all the positions I'm gonna fuck ur mum in
>>66618550
that's not autism, that's good planning
CEOs pretty much have people plan every minute of their week
>>66618578
shes dead m8
>>66618672
Well then I guess I will start doing it more often.
>>66618702
>Alan, go to bed
whats the most recommended betting site for burgers?
James Mckeown If I lose another bet I'll be signing out of life its best if I walk away my head not right.
Like · Reply · 1 · 5 mins
Goin t' bed lads, gonna shag mrs
>>66619209
whats he been on? people keep posting his statuses with no other info.
>>66619273
Duno, been out all day, just lost on Emelec.
>>66619209
heads gone
>>66590113
who is this
>>66618855
bovada
What's the bet for the Nuggets game Lads?
>>66620082
>furby.jpg
>tfw a /bet/ could change your life
Who else shitting bricks here lads?
>>66620193
You're a fucking idiot
Rooting for you tho, and looks good so far
>>66620379
I know m8. I went on a crazy win streak from a £50 deposit and a stuck this bet on in a fit of temporary 'I'm invincible now' madness
Spent the whole day hovering over cashout and eventually decided to let it ride. Sweating bullets tbqfh.
Tigres surreal
TIGRES SURREAL
Go HARD on the over of goals in America v Santos, I'll post the slip when I get home.
Cruz absolutely surreal
pmsl @ that Canadian anon right now
>>66613936
My bet would be on Glenn.
He dies in the comics, and I think we hear someone shouting his name when the person get hits.
>>66620610
>>66620628
Hive mind
Cant stop topping up on Trump.
Wont stop topping up on Trump.
>>66621160
In the primary or general?
>>66621160
Cheers for the money pal!
>>66621198
to be republican candidate and to be president
>>66621160
That train is derailing hard right now
>>66621232
>to be republican candidate
Decent bet
>to be president
Awful bet
>>66621232
>and to be president
>>66621273
one brings the other
>>66621309
>pretending to know US politics cause you lurk /pol/
wew, hope you only got pennies on chump
>>66619234
Job done & Tigres AH came in, get in
>>66621501
I literally dont browse /pol/ though.
This IDEA that some dumb american can know more about US politics than a non-american is also ridiculous. Its 2016 (lel) and we have the internet and everyone has the same access to all the coverage of things.
sorry about my Trujillanos tip lads
tbf though, it's the closest 6-0 I've ever seen - and I'm not saying that sarcastically
>>66620802
>>66620630
Zero (0) points in the first half
JUST
>>66622340
>points
>>66622454
same shit
>>66620802
>betting on mexican football
I dont know why i keep doing this, shit's literally lotto
>>66622647
the last two times these teams met were both 0-0
>>66613445
Fuuuck Celtic.
(I know I'm betting with pennies, but I'm trying to work my way back up again)
>>66623098
>betting on celtic
I've avoided them this season after being burned early on. Rangers were the bet, but since they got promoted they may ease off a lot
>>66623246
I believe I almost skipped because I saw that they recently tied, but I just got greedy (I'm sure everyone has been there). Do you think RM will pull through for me?
>>66623391
Yeh, they like their winning streaks, they are on a 6 game run, beating good teams too, Sevilla, Barca away, Roma
They score an Avg. of 2 goals away from home in the Champs league
Wolfsburh are shit atm, lost 3-0 to leverkusen
Madrids 6th successive QF and theyve reached the semis 5/6
I could go on, but all signs point to a madrid win & O2.5
>>66623564
Cheers, anon. Sounds good. Might do another low bet on them that includes Paris. (3 odds).
>>66620193
I fookin did it m8s. Holy shit.
Going to use the money to go back to school and stop working dead end jobs. Fuckin hell. £50 deposit changed my future.
>INB5 degrees are worthless
>>66620628
CHARGE YOUR PHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66623868
cheers
on a side note
>betting on warriors in OT
JUST
>>66624769
>didn't take Twolves ML @17 or whatever it was before tip off.
JDIMSA
Essendon +47.5 in the AFL desu
>>66624866
>bovada didn't even offer twolves or warriors ML
>still dont offer it at all during the game,
>lead is 17
only time I saw it was pre game @ 12 on another site though
will start fading them from now on, the glory days of the meme magic are over for sure
>>66625319
IMAGINE the bants if they lose early in the play offs.
>>66625514
would be surreal if pat beverley just breaks curry like he did to westbrook
that would be the biggest odds change overnight from being a 1.5 favorite to win it all to above 3.00
What is THE /bet/ lids?
>>66620193
$5k changed a man's life. I can see not much has changed since i left /bet/ still full of pseudo shrewdies LOL
>>66625875
what you up to these days lad?
>also implying you ever left
waiting on cristy and the lads
>>66625927
what was the photo he sent?
>>66625886
haha i have lurked once or twice but i left /bet/ behind. Just enjoying life desu. YOLO famalams.
Spreadsheet your bets lads, that's all the advice I can give.
>>66625941
Dick pic lid
>>66625702
Suwon Bluewings SW
>>66625944
still living in a storage unit, lid?
>>66626027
Cheers
Fancy a bit of e/w on Irish Jack, R2 Launceston
>>66626027
Fuck I backed Melbourne BTTS
>>66626135
what were the odds? no bad bets, only bad odds.
as a Melbournian i'm all for >muh home town but Victory have been dire of late
>>66626145
11/2
>fractional odds
I swear I got them confused with Melbourne City. I deserve to lose the money tbqh, will teach me to be more shrewd
The e-sports shrewdies all over Dignitas tonight. As somebody who knows nothing about them, why is this
>>66626188
despite being historically dog shit since the league (LCS) system was made, they have NEVER ever been relegated to the smaller leagues (na cs)
also, TDK has swapped out players to a different team while adding up washed up players to replace them. it's hard to trust them if both players swapped out are the primary play makers of the team. but they do have the best position 4 player (out of the the entire region)
I think this would be a 5 game series, would either bet over 3.5 or tdk +1.5
>>66626188
>it's a people backing the favourite episode
>>66626188
>>66626220
Pretty much this + Dig have been fairly competitive in the back end of the season they just can't close out games.
I'm betting on the Apex/Impulse series, not the dig one.
>>66626247
Never seen your posts for a while (although I don't check /bet/ as often anymore), you gotta be picking apex to win r-right? -1.5 seems good as well
Old man saint gonna win it for his boys
>>66626220
What did I just read?
>>66626314
>despite being historically dog shit since the league (LCS) system was made, they have NEVER ever been relegated to the smaller leagues (na cs)
dignitas is a very bad team but they don't lose relegation matches
>also, TDK has swapped out players to a different team while adding up washed up players to replace them. it's hard to trust them if both players swapped out are the primary play makers of the team. but they do have the best position 4 player (out of the the entire region)
the team dignitas plays this week has a roster swap (there's only 5 players on a team, so it's a big deal)
the 2 players swapped out were very good and crucial to how they won
>I think this would be a 5 game series, would either bet over 3.5 or tdk +1.5
out of a best of 5, this is going to be a long series because both teams don't close well so I think the handicap or the over is a good bet
>>66626257
Actually leaning towards Impulse as Apex are too short at the current price. Impulse will ban out Sivir/Kalista from Police and Nautilus dropping out of the meta hurts Cris as he's barely played anything outside of Poppy/Naut all season.
>>66626344
All good points but I just can't bet against saint, shrimp and xpecial
Will do apex ml and impulse +1.5 instead now though
>its a betting on degenerate landwhale neckbeards clicking buttons episode
Made a small fortune trading Trump this morning lids, been drifting all over the place. Managed to get £2000 @2.2 which I greened up on
Anyone seen Albania recently? Has he been working double shifts at the call centre to make up for his holiday last week?
>PSG @1.7
MASSIVE
>>66626403
Hiding after getting bantered in the bird comments
>>66626419
>city with KdB
dangerous, think ill take BTTS
>>66626423
>muh kdb
Pmsl
g'day lads. anyone fancy betting on some asians?
>>66626545
I bet on Jeonbuk Motors.
Calder Women +3 lads
anyone on [email protected]
>>66626558
*-3 I mean
does not lose
>>66626553
10MIN IN AND THE OPPONENTS GET A PENALTY AND A GOAL. FUCKING RIP.
LAYING Russia so hard tbqh
>>66626588
Lay me.
planning to make a TT account where we post /bet/ bets and see what our ROI would be over time (and make big_al take our shite tips)
what should the username be?
>>66626565
>>66626558
I got on Box Hill personally
good luck tho
>>66626612
Awwwwwww
>>66626616
>-3 is covered by one goal
they might collapse though. no worries, was only a small
>>66626620
gl lad
2 goals within 2 minutes. Dream still alive. Thank you Koreans.
>>66626633
wish I rebacked the +3 desu, down to a +1.75 now (probably due to pixel punters but w/e)
>>66610089
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer
I've read lads, what would you recommend as being a top bet for tonight then?
>>66626656
fh btts no pre stake
fh btts yes in play
>>66616855
dump your collection
>>66626656
I personally always either back 0-0, or wait until the 85th min or so and back the highest corner overs available at some stupid odds (usually 10-15+) and hope for a last min corner party
>>66626660
>both teams score
>lose 10 quid
>risking £10 for £47 on an offer which offers risk-free hundreds
>>66626678
>£10
kek
What should be the bet then la?
>>66626704
you mean pre-game? FGS on somebody who isnt playing of course
>>66626608
Pmsl
>>66626608
do it
>>66626608
absolutelyrektpmslpmsl
named after goffy trip
>>66626794
this
>>66626656
Alright boys, laid on o0.5 because it's an easy win, when Ibra rapes Mangala in the 3rd min I'll chuck the winnings from that on something
>>66626799
>>66626794
username character limit means it would be "AbsolutelyRektPmslPm". do we run with this
>>66626829
Drop the last Pm then obviously
>>66626806
I'll just refer you to this
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63013383/
>>66626842
done, lets maintain an impressive yield together lids. password is rossyboy69, shrewdies welcome only
what should our profile pic be
>>66620193
Congrats mate
U 2.5 prices are pretty good in the Aberbargoed - Cambrian & Clydach game. currently @2.67. Sure, the league is very overish in general, but in Aberbargoeds last 5 home games they were 3/5 under, in Cambrians away games they were 5/5 under. Cambrian are going into this as favorites, could be another low scoring away win. What do you think, guys?
>>66626948
>the bookies don't know this
>>66616855
part of the /bet/ all-star archive
>>66626950
Of course they do, I'm asking for your assessment
>>66626562
HUP SO MUCH cheers x
Head of Football Trading at Coral. 50% Harveys Best, 50% Banks's Mild. The only Wolves fan over 35 who wasn't at Chorley.
YOU FOOKIN GOOKS I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU THREW THE GAME AWAY.
>>66627013
>replying to yourself
>>66626656
>promotion banned at b365
>>66627042
Nope, some based anon
>>66626565
>3-0 close to OT
Ruh roh. AH or EH?
>>66627070
Based sven eriksson
I need either Paris or Real to win tonight, if not I'm fucked. If both wins, that would be ideal.
>>66627110
They both win
>>66627110
i put a $100 bonus i received on some obscure betting website on a psg real double
>>66627128
Did the same with a 40 dollaryroos bonus on BTTS both games yesterday. Greed doesn't work all that well, it turns out.
>>66627079
AH, both me and the other anon got voided I guess
corner 15 for suwon and no deserved 2nd goal for them. sad.
Halal are obviously going to win but how many goals? Tempted to go Real -1 with Ronaldo to score at any time
>>66627247
>Obviously going to win
Not that obvious desu
Real -1 still a bet
>>66627253
If PSG beating city is a lock then Tsunaldo going in hard is an absolute guarantee
>>66627253
Wolfsburg has been shit in the Bundesliga lately. Still, they're really focused on todays game and I'm not sure if Real will bother smashing them away when they can finish the job at home.
>>66626558
What was the final result?
>>66627270
3:0 i think
>>66627110
Mate i told you earlier they'll both come in, stop fretting and have a kip
What is the guaranteed in-play for tonight? BTTS, o2.5 or PSG win?
Really need this free money as my bills are falling due x
>>66627266
A 2-0 isn't smashing them desu they 2-0'd Roma away
di maria to score surely
whos the tip for the horsejump deathrace this weekend alds
Stop betting on correctly priced mainstream shit and lump on Bulgaria Women DC, no idea what kind of idiot is backing Cyprus into this price but it's probably Mackers thinking he's onto a worldie pmsl
>>66627410
Just got in from shagging, so could you please spoonfeed me what the info is?
Kurt hasn't posted a winning bet since 29th of March zzzzzzz
Large staking Criuleni Women +0.75, rball babbies have pushed the price way too far.
>>66627410
Why?
My name is luka and I live on the 2nd floor
>>66627410
You're an idiot
>HURR DURR RBALL ISNT AN INDICATION OF HOW WELL A TEAM IS PLAYING
>MUH LEAGUE RANKINGS
Fuck off back to blogabet you soccerway melt
>>66627516
Pmsl at this clueless little rball babby
>>66627535
>>66627410
BT is that you? Looks awful.
on o2.5 in the scottish u20 game.
could easily go o3.5
hi Edward Whyte
Bet365 finally carrying Albanian matches
Can't stop topping up on remain
Won't stop topping up on remain
>>66627463
Noroc 0.0 is the value now desu
thx partick
>>66627550
Who are you?
/bet/ mafia smashing it today
>Bulgaria
>>66627582
hup pmsl nibs
>>66627535
Who's the clueless one now?
>actually following an anonymous "shrewdster" on /bet/
>>66627594
Asia too easy zzz
Maccabi u19 is an rball small
>>66627642
Thanks Galtrappin
>>66627550
delete this
wtb for psg?
>>66627602
Nice balance pml
>>66627602
Didn't realise games lasted 33 minutes PMSL
>>66627602
>on phone
>Vodafone
>low battery
>alarm waiting
>location on
>£3.36 in account
Triggered.
>>66627651
who?
>>66627708
>autism
>>66627602
Why does literally no one know how to charge a phone
Can't stop pmsl at this Belshina drift, easily the better team
>>66627769
going to go large of I can get -0.5 at a decent odd. watching game now, simply wins
line is getting pushed because of Soccerway warriors desu
>>66627798
glad I waited it out pmsl
might back from here now that there's a red, will probably still be better
>>66627769
Down insane
>>66627769
>>66627829
tears buds
>>66627838
>Americans
just said that I hadn't backed it yet, no tears for me
>paying attention to anything but Norway women
>>66627871
Price is never going to get there
>>66627871
111111111111111111111
rebacking
I'm down to my last $20, boys. I'm getting desperate. That feeling of despair is starting to sink in again.
Need another FH goal like air
>>66627891
>>66627871
Line is way too high, they've had 1 shot on target
>>66627921
you're right but Im a complete addict for games like this
>>66627910
Madrid -1.5
>>66627769
>>66627410
>>66627463
/bet/ mafia surreal
>>66627938
Don't understand this. What proof do you have of people actually betting on the other team?
thx scottish kids
done my absolute nut in on the FK Vozdovac reback
Hope these have been tipped on the TT account lids
>>66627990
we haven't been getting on anything as a collective with actual reasoning yet, though
rball shite should be fine to post, only at 3/10 max though
>>66627602
>no battery percent
>>66627871
Whatchoo got bud? u2.5? o4.5?
Is there a last minute FGS I can get on for tonights risk free or do I need to wait for team sheets?
>>66627917
DOWN
>>66628025
ongenda
>>66628057
nice
cheers m8
>>66628057
cheers friendo
>>66628057
cheers shit
>>66628057
nice
>>66628057
so when I place this bet it's going to be voided but I can still place the live bet for free?
Rassiku Joker
>>66628248
yes
>>66628271
thanks!
anytime m8s
>>66628248
>>66610089
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
>http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>2-0 up
>10-0 DAs
t-train?
>>66628318
no one reads the sticky but thanks anyway :)
>>66628256
>>66628334
no idea why I didnt get on this but I did get on everything else posted itt
>>66628337
no, people do, that's why people know these things but you dont
>>66628337
Maybe you should and then people won't have to answer the same questions every time this offer comes around which is exactly why that guide was created.
tfw Norway will never score ever again
summoning /bet/ magic now
Luxton such a fraud.
can anyone predict the score of the uefa games. I feel like it'll be 2-0 for Madrid and 2-1 for psg aye
>People didn't realise Ongenda started at the weekend because Di Maria was injured and he might only be fit enough to make the bench
L'equipe predicting Ongenda will be starting now too
PMSL
>>66628355
pmsl what's he been on?
>>66628378
PML
>>66628378
/bet/ mafia up again
>>66628378
He's not in the squad friendo.
http://www.psg.fr/en/News/003001/Article/75075/Le-groupe-parisien
>>66628378
shit sone. do they want to lose or what
>>66628434
was actually getting worried for a minute lel
vozdovac PLS?
>>66628378
Cavani, Lucas Moura and Zlat up front obviously
haha Norway goal disallowed
>>66610089
So I find this walking in the street, I don't know shit about /bet/, did I win? It's in french.
>>66628505
http://www.oddsportal.com/hockey/germany/del/nurnberg-ice-tigers-grizzly-wolfsburg-tCP1JcLb/
No, lost. And it was shit odds.
People tend not to throw away winning bet slips
>>66628554
How often do you frequent real like bookies?
tsunaldo SW @1.73 utter value
>>66628563
Just depends on what odds are about and where. I stay on the same street as a WH, Coral, Lads and PP so all easy to get to if they have surreal pregame odds.
>have a week long winning streak
>lose all winnings by picking 10 losers today and yesterday
fc kobenhavn should be able to put atleast 2 past brondby. brondby are still utter shit sone and they are probably the worst organized team in the danish topflight.
>>66628640
I know that feeling, anon. Three days ago I was feeling so good, now I have less than what I started with.
>>66628477
p-pls
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU CUNT
THIS IS THAT GERMAN ISN'T IT
STOP BETTING ON MY BETS
>>66628648
At least you've tripped up to make it easier for me to filter you
>>66628660
yeah thats me. hey i think my curse is gone, ive picked 8/10 winners yesterday.
sorry about vozdovac tho, unlucky.
>>66628477
yeah, fuck you man, down so much on back and reback
>>66628656
>>66628415
Norway Women -3 and Tractor Sazi -0.75
Don't think he profits in asia tbqh
>>66628664
sweet
>>66628622
Cheers for that info. Almost got your address now.
>>66628686
literally me
>>66628743
weirdo
another bet i couldve sworn i placed that does not show up in my current bets. i guess its time to take my medicine, im imagining things again.
>>66628660
Me too, Mohammad-bro, me too. FRITZ GODDAMNIT
1111111111111111111111111111
>>66628748
pmsl at this virgin
>>66628716
It isn't hard really, did you know Linda is a head teacher?
>>66628772
shagged more birds this year then you have in your life pal.
>>66628811
>>66628811
>>66628811
New thread.
