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first for pmsl
This thread to be deleted @1.4
Down 2.5k today pmsl
>>66591834
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>>66591874
LAY LAY LAY
>>66591874
>janny will allow a tripfag circlejerk thread OP but not one about the Anglosphere
Seems about right
Worst day in quite a while tbqh. Need a sweaty lotto bird tip like AIR
paris fcs last away win was almost 1 year ago, but now that i have money on their opponents they might win again.
>>66591908
Lay Porto for the next 10 minutes
>>66591908
you just had to follow the romanian fix m80 it was literally too easy
>>66591875
up about a hundred here thanks to Albania, got on Ranheim too late and lost some of the winnings from his tip
>>66591923
Genuinely couldn't care less lid.
NEED A BET LIKE AIR
Really do FANCY some corners in this Berazategui v Argentino Merlo game.
Over 13.5 corners at 1.8 SHILL365
>>66591965
Hey mate, any other bets this evening?
>>66591977
Berazategui -0.25
>>66591996
Cheers
Reminder Albania's model has an ROI of -5%
>>66591965
12 Corners already.
>>66592033
Got any proof to back it up lid?
>>66591917
0-1
hope you all got on
x
porto backers on suduko watch
btts backers HOPEFUL
>>66592074
BASED
FGS for PSG - CITY, or have I missed it
>>66592125
Humphreys
he's playing atm and hasn't had a first team start in a competitive match
Still can't believe the ref awarded a backpass. What was she thinking?
based Albania
MACKERS WANTS TO LAY PORTO FOR 40K
le albania man on fire
porto a shit show. behind against bottom!
casilias to get stabbed @ 1.005
>bet365
>quality
Pick one
>>66592155
ty lid
go fuck yourselves blogona
>>66592183
playing against the clock here
>>66592237
guess whos got a stake on bologna ;)
well thanks for the corners anyway albania, made me more confident in the -0.25 re-back from 0-1 too i guess
>>66592244
kek, best gimmick
Why would I follow someone who has a 39% yield on 34 picks. Must be bluffing yous
>gamblersruin
>Lions Gibraltar
>lions
pmsl might as well just mark this as a loser all ready. Such a bad bad day.
>>66592262
No probs friendo.
xx
Think I should go PAID tbqh. 20Euro per month sound good for you lids?
>>66592379
>6 followers
pmsl
>>66592350
explain pls no bully
>>66592379
>euro
How about I give you my toenail clippings instead, faggot?
>>66592379
people trust pseudo-albanians even less than real albanians lid
>>66592398
really like this post
Lions pls
>>66592398
explain x
>this fucking Red Star goalie
tmsc
>>66592398
I like where this is going
Sacachispas v Central Cordoba de Rosario
Sacachispas 0 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (1-0)
Odd: 1.670
Bookmaker: Bet365
>>66592398
Best post I've seen for a long time
>Red Star
What a day, ffs...
>>66592478
so ridiculous i can only laugh about it.
To that lad who was using 1xbet a while ago: what deposit method did you use? Skrill wont let me deposit
>>66592553
I used skrill no issue
who /BirdChase/ here?
>>66592559
zzz. They wont let me deposit to bet8 either
>>66592604
link to his TT?
>>66592604
here, going large already my man
>>66592610
type 'bird' into search box lmao
KR is the tip
daily lotto shite
>>66592609
Never seen that before. 1xbet aren't that good anyway, a lot quicker to limit now.
>>66592553
>using 1xbet
>>66592604
way too deep
>>66592657
Muh big scary russians
>>66592642
https://tipstertube.com/profile/bird
this the one? dont see any recent tips, last is from 10/03
>no bully
glad at least my freiburg tip came in.
>>66592718
must be an error or something then
>>66592718
>>no bully
But its so tempting.
Try following.
>>66592754
Does he charge? Why on private
>lions
Literally can't take another loss today.
>>66592727
£100 profit. Thanks for tip
Germany? More like Wormany.
>>66591916
Yup, I made the same mistake.
KR have not played a game in some time after sweeping Grindavik. Kr not shooting the ball well in the first half. They will pick it up in the second half.
>lions
8 bets today 7 losses. If this bird tip loses then I'm done.
>>66593043
lol betting 1 unit on the opposite of all my picks would have given you a profit of 16.85 units today. lots of "upsets" but im losing so consistently, i might just go against my predictions in the future.
WHO IS THE FGS BET FOR THE CL?
>>66593262
Humphreys
swimming in sweat on this bird tip t bh
>>66593278
why?
>>66593296
shouldnt play
>>66593279
wtfb
>>66593279
followed his unofficial overs tip too, pls win
Goldbet shit
Winston mad
would really like to know the fg% of both teams in the 2nd half in the bird game, ice cold icelanders pmsl
>This Bird bet sweat
>BIRD
>>66593496
pmsl, after i posted that njardvik scored more points in 30 seconds than they did the entire quarter and one less than the entire quarter before
absolute tears
the city of bird
>it's a two teams are equally as shit as each other episode
Pic related
>Bird
>>66593612
Its fine they will win in OT
>>66592553
>>66592553
uhoh, I've got like 2k in one of my accounts there deposited through skrill
>free throw missed
>free throw missed
JUST
how much you down from this Bird tip, lads?
£60 here, could be worse but what a horrid game
b i r d
LADS did KR score on that last possession or is it the usual 365 taking off bball game as it goes to OT shite?
wtNBAb?
>>66593830
the latter, now losing
>>66593830
nvm it's back, just the link from the slip gave me an error
SHAKING
>Show us a photo or two please Bird!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRD
so shrewd
Albania getting bantered
wew, bird sweatshow finally over with a happy ending. cat would get a pummeling if they'd choke free throws and the lead in triple OT for the third time
>>66594040
TOP KEK
The 4 eyed little virgin has done it again
how DOES he do it?
>>66594040
WHERE???
Anyone got anything on the ncaa natty? Everyone I've seen says nova +2.5/3 with the over but I don't see it at all.
Ameribets or any other burger have an opinion?
Russia GAGGING for a lay at that price
Villanova is the bet right guys?
>>66594186
Bird comments
>show us a photo or two please Bird!
PMSL
no one has yet taken up my offer on getting their chin tested
>>66594535
>he hasn't got a Chin Tester 9000 at home
>>66594535
>>66594623
dire banter lads
When does Bird go paid then lads?
I don't get my student loan until Saturday ;_;
SHAKING at the sums I'm gonna make from matched betting though, with the two or 3 accounts I have from m8s
>>66594678
That bait is too salty m8
>>66594916
>tfw I'm hunting for you's but everything about that post is true
>>66594916
take care of your underwear, cause I'm going to fuck you
>>66595035
I'll get the red panties bbz
small on btts-no in the espanola match @2 and will look to get on the home team later if they play well. san marcos has a tez offense, playing defenders and not starting best striker, espanola without top scorer too but overall solid line-up
>>66595248
BTTS in the Bayern game is @2.5
I think it wins
thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II2zX0S9-iQ
>>66595248
tears, was expecting the lack of creativity for san marcos to hurt them and the first hoofed ball from the halfway line ends up in a goal, might be value in the espanola - but will have to watch for a bit
Reminder you're not certi if Big_Al hasn't followed ATLEAST one of your tips on TT
>>66595417
>Followed my tips
>Hasn't followed me
Should I call him out on it?
hey lads just got back from work how did the euan Steinkjer tip do?
put some big $ on it
>>66595417
Lost the majority of the ones he actually followed hes bad luck tbqh
>>66595557
Got some bad news for you pal.
>>66595557
please be real
>>66595400
game is open as fuck, could be a few more goals already, cashed out the btts-no and got on o3
>>66595557
surreal
I put a tenner on leicester winning back in November, if they win it mathematically early, do I get the money early?
>>66595417
Rejected him from following me 3 times now pmsl
>>66595712
Yes because they would of won the league you utter idiot
>>66595752
m8 I wasn't asking for your bullshit, I was asking for an answer
>>66595712
>mathematically early
wat
>>66595762
And I gave you one knobhead
>>66595762
>>66595712
Depends on the bookmaker
What memes have I missed lads?
>>66595809
Are you having a bad day or something? I'm here to console you
Enjoyed these desu
>>66595752
>of
>>66596245
yo nothing wrong with gin tonic tho
>>66596245
>implying T20 is anything other than a meme
Begging this lad to please have sex
>>66596245
pathetic
>>66596245
Why can't this lefty just come out and say 'Golf is for Tory cunts' I mean, that's what he's saying.
Also
>Steak well done
This is a lefty thing.
>>66596245
A 37 year old man who has achieved nothing in life and sits at a screen all day copying betfair and palping fixes for a sub-par bookmaker.
Why does he think he has the right to act so cynical and holier-than-thou?
>>66596245
>goff is pro-immigration
No wonder the lefty student slugs like you keep copying his tweets
>>66596425
pmsl
>>66596245
Love Goff desu
What are the bets on champions league tonight boys
>>66596466
>tonight
>>66596466
>living upside down
>>66596466
>Australia
>>66596245
Scroll down to March 29 on his twitter
>nick goff followed baba (the former tripfag tart)
Is there any doubt he browses here
>tfw you wake up and read Aussie /bet/ each morning giggling at their conversations
>>66596634
There's no banter at all, that's what I giggle at.
>>66596627
HAHA HOLY SHIT
>>66596627
Of course he does, i told him this is where the real shrewdies hang out
if this isnt proof, idk what is
>>66597015
How long before hes telling people to have sex and saying pmsl nibs?
>>66597015
Genuine giggle
>>66597015
He has been saying that for ages though I think, pretty sure /bet/ stole it from him.
>>66597077
Hi Nick
>>66597077
nick got it from jenny i think
>>66597077
I dont believe so
>>66597109
oh fair enough, thought I'd seen him tweet something similar ages ago. maybe thinking of when he and J West fought like >>66597094 said
>>66597135
He did iirc, after J West said it to him. Something about a player going in the dressing room and testing chins. Lukaku I think.
>>66597292
This is true. Said "tested" so didnt show up on the search.
Still think he comes here when there arent many games to price by looking at asia.
Anyone had any issues with 138.com btw? News just came out about them voiding all bets on some accounts from Cheltenham offers. Just been limited and made a withdrawal of £2k from a £300 deposit. Should I be expecting trouble?
>People crediting some pretentious trader for my gimmicks
zzzzzz
>>66597347
Is there anything vitamin d can't do?
>>66597412
Get me a gf
Occasional reminder this happened.
>>66597442
This match completely broke him. He stopped tweeting and shut down his group days after it.
Remember when you, him, teamstatbet and asa alex used to suck each other off on twitter? PMSL.
>>66597476
>>66597442
any other scrrencaps? dont think I was around for this
>>66597476
Asa was a mong. Statbet was a decent guy desu. Noud got too big for his boots and imploded.
Anyone know what happened to bet__stallion? He fell out with me after I called Noud a prick for the HIFK game after talking to me every day for months? I reckon he was in PGA because we talked about Lux and stuff.
>>66597562
Did you swap dick pics too you fucking melt?
>>66597562
@BetStallion actually, no underscores.
>>66597555
Not really, it is all still on his twitter
>>66597605
His was bigger than mine :(
>>66597642
Are you, dare I say it, sitting in the dark again tonight?
What's on each of your 4, (four), screens.
>>66597642
You're clearly a bottom so dick size is no problem mate.
>unrionically being a betting personality online
Any American Soccer on tonight Euan?
I really feel like losing some money.
>>66597659
The 4 screens was a USL Saturday night special. Im am currently in bed, in the dark, with the comfy Tomorrow 4chan theme on.
>>66597692
THIS SO SO MUCH desu
>>66597662
You mum is a bottom.
>>66597713
What you watching lad, Gimnasia or the comfy Padres?
Waiting for this tennis match SLAGS tipped to start, need a comfy, preferably British tv show to watch, I cba to finish Fire in the Sky tonight. Just finished Fawlty Towers the other day and I miss it already, and I don't want to fall into the Peep Show blackhole because I'll end up rewatching at least 2 series in one night.
Red Dwarf is pretty comfy but I'm not sure if I like it yet desu
Any recommendations boys? Or maybe even a comfy horror film, would pair well with a bowl of coco pops
>>66597802
im on this match too, will also listen to recs
>>66597802
I need another comfy TV show too, just finishing up on pic related after some bird on /tv/ posted British shows.
I was going to start that 11 22 63, but im not sure.
>>66597798
Neither. I was having a want then reading through Nick Goff, JWest, and Noud's twitter accounts, then looking for BetStallion, now going to bed.
>>66597802
Post tip. Skins. Effy tho
>>66597857
*wank ffs
>>66597857
>going to bed
>not staying up to watch a comfy flick with /bet/
Don't like what this board is turning into. There are lots of worms pandering to Euan's pitiful need for attention lately
>>66597802
the brittas empire
>thread is literally two bongs talking to each other in bongspeak the last 3 hours
these threads should be on /biz/
>>66597836
Just got on overs in the Argentinean game, and the lovely fellas over at Larus just scored the 4th goal.
Rebacked the over 5.5 line for a small, the other team look good to score too on rball, I do expect Lanus to slow down after coming back from half time.
I'm worried about the tennis m8s, got too much on, too much staked just for a good pun
>>66597857
Couldn't finish the last 2 seasons, it was dire.
Tony was GOAT though, one of my favourite episodes is the one where Effy gets kidnapped
Pic related for a medium, and straight win for a small
>>66597926
have sex bro
>That Santa Fe rball
>That scoreline
>That 0.0 handi
I don't even. Not on but unless this is a completely freak result somebody must be up sums.
>>66597924
Just looked up its imdb page
tags:
>surprise ending
>homosexual
>gay
nice
>>66597941
CashKing knows ;)
>>66597836
>>66597802
What's the slags match?
Also, Only Fools so comfy at night.
>>66597802
How Not To Live Your Life is a nice little sitcom. Might rewatch it myself actually, been a few years.
>>66597926
>wah wah I dont like it so it shouldnt be here
>>66597918
I agree. My ego is getting so big, it is hard to carry. Luckily Ranheim helped that today
>>66597928
Kinda likes season 7 desu.
Where was it tipped and why? Dont see it here.
>>66597974
>why?
Juan Monaco? More like Juan Gonnago out in the first round
>>66598016
Literally this
>>66597974
I actually somewhat prefer S3 and S4 over 1 and 2 now, something about that love triangle which works really well. Plus i'd love to test Tony's chin.
S7 was solid.
>>66598016
Sound. Just found the tt. Going to have to pass personally.
night lads x
Night /bet/ IS best /bet/.
And /bet/ IS /sp/
>>66597974
>>66598036
Reminder Cook is one of the greatest characters of any TV show ever.
>>66597928
>>66597974
>seasons
Spring, summer, autumn or winter?
>skins
Please tell me this is a wind up
>>66598036
3 and 4 were pretty good but they went a bit overboard with the melodrama imo.
Haven't watched 7, I meant the last season with the last gen - with the lezza girl who isnt actually a lezza
>>66597967
Sounds like one to keep bookmarked, cheers
>>66597965
>Only Fools
Never watched it, started watching it on netflix the other night, seems alright, hope it picks up though
>>66598094
What about fall?
Who rebacking - 0.5 Lanus here
How realistic was The Inbetweeners lids?
>>66598070
He did the loveable bastard character so well. Came full circle in S7.
>>66598118
Recommend something lad
>>66598147
Fuck off Inbetweeners is shit tier garbage for parents and casual teens.
>>66598163
waterloo road
>>66598180
Oi oi just watched it as a change of pace from The Wire
>>66598147
10/10
While Peep Show is a better show overall, Inbetweeners perfectly portrayed sixth form life for me
>>66598181
Oh dear.
Waiting for Aussie lower league tips desu
>>66597802
Never mind lads, just gonna watch simpsons s6
>people unironically on my tennis tips
>>66597928
>good pun
I'll never top my first tip though. I've let odds drop stupid amounts before to come up with this shit, so thanks, it's appreciated
IT Crowd is the GOAT
>>66598214
Are you the specky twat? pmsl
>>66598180
Please have sex
>>66598250
I tried to be after watching it
am I the only one?
Copied the way he'd say certain things and phrases. It's pretty hilarious
>>66598289
Yea m8 sure your Yoda impression got you loads of gash pmsl
>>66598289
Like how he banters mostly lel
>>66598214
>Inbetweeners perfectly portrayed sixth form life for me
>>66598333
worm
>>66598147
Wasn't the whole premise that they were inbetween the 'cool kids' and the losers? They came across as being the lowest of the low
Can confirm How Not to Live Your Life is pretty good. Episodes is the best thing right now
>>66598147
'Teachers' is the most realistic school experience.
Black Mirror lads?
>>66598393
Yes. First season is the best. Prime Minister fucking the pig is surreal considering it was about 3 years before the story of Cameron fucking the pig come out.
>>66598393
100% must watch. Don't let anybody tell you which episodes are good or bad, they don't know shit.
>>66599220
Sanka, ya dead?
Looks like /bet/ forgot about >kershawwins.
Lots of mlb out there to lose on.
hey faggots, hop on Villanova ML RIGHT NOW
UNC is gonna cool off from 3 and in the first half there was disgusting amounts of refball for nova
>>66599608
pls dont fuck me bet mafia
>>66599758
>implying americans are allowed in the /bet/ mafia
>>66600004
You wanna find out the hard way lid?
>>66599608
I'm cumming
How does one get on inpaly basketball? Oddd changed so much I can't get a bet in. Odds gone now. Tried to get on at 2.45
>>66600272
Get on UNC lad, Nova are a meme.
>>66600272
Wait for a media timeout/coach timeout, also depends on your book (some change very slowly while others change every possession)
>>66600272
During one of the many stoppages
What's stopping someone from either using a line's movement or line differences between bookies from exploiting that and making guaranteed money by betting on both sides? It seems like it would be very easy to do.
>>66600805
If you do that pregame, it's just a matter of having that many accounts with enough funds to hedge.
If you mean in play, you don't need to use different bookies, you just pick a line (maybe in the first quarter) maybe down a couple pts and bet on the opposing side when the original team has a lead.
>>66600805
Most people don't bother when they do spot it because even though it's literally free money, you have to pump in relatively sizable stakes for the profit to be significant in most cases
There's nothing to prevent it though, and the only argument I can see against it is if doing so yields less profit than if you were to use that money on your normal betting over that precise timeframe
>>66600805
It's called arbitrage betting
>unc
rip marcus paige heroics
>>66599608
Thanks, lid.
>>66599608
Cheers liddo
>>66599608
I got on at +4.5 but thanks anyway, could have done without the overtime sweat 2bh
>>66598247
>>people unironically on my tennis tips
Why would someone IRONICALLY bet on something, you daft cunt.
Get on Pelicans against Sixers for tomorrow.
They're 3-2 in their last 5 games, with their only losses coming against two of the best teams in the NBA.
For whatever reason they're dogs against literally the worst team in the NBA.
any tips on the opl final tonight lads
>>66594261
TEARS YOU WERENT ON
anyone on the AFC games?
on o2.5 in the urawa and seoul games
>>66604676
I posted on TT, but I'm all over Chiefs for tonight. think they legitimately 3-0 them.
bet365 closed their markets an hour early but William hill still have markets up and I'll be on Legacy to not win a map 7-1 and Chiefs win 1.65(they have no handicap market like 365)
>>66605123
Nvm, they do chiefs -1.5 @ $2.5 also on
Bayern, Hibernian, Rangers & Celtic. Good combo bet? 2.45
>>66605144
Btts in Bayern is 2.5 so you get better odds for less bets
>>66605181
Not an option where I'm betting. I'm only looking for a low-risk combo bet with winners.
who is the better goal scoring threat today, Penaldo, Lewandowski or Muller?
barcelona-atleti over 2,5 or under?
>>66605393
under
>>66605307
lewan
>>66605393
Over, ends 3-1
>>66605435
fuck, i really cant decide i can see a 2-1, but maybe a 1-1...dont know
>>66598340
Stop misusing this picture please.
Can't stop ruining lines
Won't stop ruining lines
Hmm, Ancient Astronaut 3.10 Pontefract. A lot of money coming in already. Needs to win this race if any chance of qualifying for it's fancy future race entries.
Taking E/W @ 6.00
>>66598340
What are the things in Gremlins called again?
>>66605727
>the horse knows that it needs to win
>>66605758
The picture is of a furbie, the things in gremlins are gremlins
>>66605767
>it'll be well up for it
James Mckeown dafc
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James Mckeown cant be fucked anymore
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>>66605123
Chiefs up 2-0, 1 more to go.
Going to be uac
>>66605814
What is he on?
>>66605814
Mackoon!
>>66605821
Thanks lid.
Please post the final score, followed you on both bets.
>>66605768
Gremlins?
>>66605926
There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!
>>66605758
>>66605926
Jesus christ, laffing up a hernia here.
>reminder that betting against my picks is printing money
had you bet 1 unit against all of my last 29 picks you could have doubled your money. you would have had a win rate of 45% at average odds of 4.03 and a profit of 1.01 unit per bet (total profit of 29.15 units).
>>66606089
why don't you stop m8
>>66606089
how about that nice secure tripcode m8? you said you'd consider it today
>>66605926
You're thinking of Magwais, the larval stage of the gremlin cycle.
From a 1 (one) to a ten (10), what's the risk level on this? Any I should skip, if I want it to be low risk?
>>66606165
Wait, was Mogwai the larval stage for all Gremlins? I did not pick up on that as a child. I need to rewatch those movies soon.
>>66606156
i usually bet larger on the bets i actually end up winning and i bet lots of win & btts @4+ that make up for losses
>>66606157
if im going to post picks today i will use a tripcode
>>66606170
Yes, they only begin to pupate once they've eaten food after midnight though.
N E E D S E O U L G O A L
>>66606189
very well, but doesn't sound very profitable
>>66606166
I'd skip Hibernians desu
>>66606221
it was profitable until mid/late march (76% win rate, over 100 picks). lots of upsets in the games i have picked in the last two weeks. in the end i think i just lack a bit of proper game selection and i bet on too many games now.
>>66606283
70%, typo
im on Hungary W U19 +1
>>66606283
alrighty then, but you know Glücksspiel kann süchtig machen
>>66606304
not worried about "addiction" or money
>>66606166
PSG i think will be the biggest risk
>>66606336
They're playing City m8
Humphreys off the FGS list
GG
>>66606324
carry on then lel
>>66606299
Why?
>>66606350
There was a little value in it when the line drifted. Russia are better, but not -1 better imo. Just a small. Line's drifted back to +0.75 now
>>66606340
Which City tho m8?
>>66606385
Manchester City
>>66606423
oh, they'll win then
i thought it was lester city
as a /lifelong/ fan i couldnt bet against them
>>66606370
now +0.5 which I believe to be correct, hope somebody got on at a decent price
>>66606423
But which Manchester City
>>66606455
the good one that we havent seen since december
>>66605814
James Mckeown Down huge
Like · Reply · Just now
>>66606455
There is only one City, A shit one
Going to end up having my biggest stake of the year on Poland U19 W DNB, they've drifted way too far.
>>66606470
What the fuck has he been on pmsl
i have a 25€ free bet for the barcelona-atletico match, what should i take guys? thanks
>>66606493
on this huge
>>66606503
Faroe Islands u17 women and Buriram
Cant stop fighting the drift
;_;
>>66606604
>tfw not on this list but pacmac is
>>66606546
Do you get another if the bet is voided? Else Madrid +1 AH
>>66606546
Why are you asking us whats the bet on two teams from your nations league in the most popular (yearly) tournament on the planet?
>>66606649
because im a barcelona supporter and cant be objective
>>66606681
Me too
POLAND! 1111111
>>66606733
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66606299
so fucking based, thanks anon
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SLAGS DOING
0 SHOTS
ZERO
>>66606779
>being this new
pmsl
>>66606788
Just fuck off.
At least virginclick came through.
But I'm never ever putting anything on this shit again, is there actually any skill involved? The odds are not good enough for how lotto this is>>66606788
>literally 0 shots
>they weren't on 0-0 HT CS
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
>>66606840
post slip m80 :^)
>>66606799
You on Kim Wilde's tips on TT?
>>66606937
Nah followed ausbro's tip on Chiefs.
Don't really tend to follow any of Kim's, mostly because of the lack of info and no idea of how big my stake should be since she sticks to 2/10
>>66606987
wish I woke up in time to get on Ausclick
I am following all of Kim's today though
Brise Vendene is a huge lay in the next at Ludlow.
Has thrown away easier opportunities than this and simply has no intention of winning until she sees fences.
111111111
Barca/Leti BTTS is a fucking lock
>>66606987
>>66607010
I'm not even kidding, I've lost every single tip of xirs I've gotten on.
Whats the FGS bet for tomorrow?
>>66607203
Humphreys
The void is in :^)
any reasoning slags?
These Brentford rumours have to be nonsense, surely? Makes zero sense.
>>66607393
fuck, what rumors?
>>66607404
http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/championship/relegation
A few people suggesting administration. Seems ridiculous.
>>66607404
pmsl worm
>>66607423
put a little bit on, gonna be up insane when them and Notts County go into administration, surely any day now
>>66607393
>>66607423
Absolutely no way imo, chairman is very careful with his money if you read a bit about him. No way he would have let it get that bad.
>>66607448
>>66607497
I'm 99% sure it's all nonsense.
Lux surreal desu friendos
Goffy absolutely nailed it desu
>>66607197
kim wilde? Or Ausclick?
But you are so stupid to play What other People Say. You don t have a your idea. You play with other user idea. And you lost a lot of money and i m happy of this. Because if you are not good at bet leave. don lost money follow other tipster noob. I m so happy you lost everything so so happy
>>66607624
Kim Wilde.
>>66607633
English manchood, do you speak it?
>>66607635
Syndicates at it again pmsl
pmsl, both teams missed a pen in the span of 5 minutes in the budejovice game. sure glad i swerved on those overs
>>66607306
muh >surface
Watson's always carried by her partner in doubles, and still has a shit record
Watson-Ignacik have never played competitively together before, so there's not much to gon, hence only worth 3U
>>66607738
*not much to go on
>>66607640
cant stop me
>>66607812
No, the United Caliphates, Germoney, Sweden YES etc. pretty much proves that.
>>66607827
I m so Sorry that you lost your money and so Sorry for your penality ...
>>66607848
W...what? T...thanks.
PMSL at Albania arselicking TT nobodies
>>66607738
thanks man, on
not too sure about this gems tip lads
>>66607895
watched the stream for a couple of minutes, hnk look decent desu, but not solid enough to chase all my losses on
Andrej Martin
Set down to known match fixer and imminent retiree-gib-me-dat-pension Volandri.
Match is bent as fuck. Pile on at 9/2 and thank me in an hour.
>>66607911
Fixed for Martin?
>tfw I went insane fuelled by an unbelievable win streak and put £1,000 on a 4 team basketball accumulator
I don't even like basketball
>>66607911
vollandri's an old cripple at the best of times. I quite often back against him when he goes a set up just because of >muhtiredlegs
>>66607951
My kind of crazy. Thanks for the laugh.
>>66607966
it's not looking good m8
have I been bet mafia'd again
Honestly have no idea why I bet this lotto shit other than to even my balance
>>66607973
Now that I've calmed down I'm so tempted to cash out, but I hate the idea of giving Jew365 a free £60 just because I've bottled it.
>Andrej Martin
dreadful tennis there pmsl
>>66607989
same m8
just placed a 3,28€ bet to even it out
>>66607911
On, what odds did everyone get? 9.00
>>66608015
are you following the match
odds now at 17
no way he wins this mane
>>66608015
1.001 that I just threw my money into a flaming abyss
I'm guessing Volandri gets to 6-1 5-1 then tanks. Anon wouldn't tell lies about the fix being in.
The Mafia probably just want 33-1 or higher.
Absolutely awful
might just test andrej's chin if i ever see him around town
I'm the Andrej Martin OP.
Be patient. I've just had the call that they're double dipping. I've topped up significantly at 20/1.
No evidence for a fix, but Volandri is a famous bitchdog
https://bookmaker-ratings.com/marathonbet-reports-abnormal-activity-before-allegedly-fixed-match-hoverla-v-olimpik/
>>66608055
you the vice of /bet/ mafia?
I'm cashing out
>>66608059
what does that even mean
This tip is almost as bad as Euan's yesterday PMSL
>>66608055
>I've just had the call
Need 'le tennis fix man' to trip up so I can filter him desu
Shouldve just made an accy tbqh disappointed in myself
Fuck me, they're triple dipping. I've never seen this before. The audacity of it. My god. Volandri's retirement has made him an absolute madman.
Triple dipping. Jesus Christ.
I'm balls deep at 50-1. Let's make history here.
Be patient.
Martin comeback imminent lads I can feel it
pmsl getting deja-vus from those doubles that everyone got on because of muh >fatigue and it was an absolute hopeless sweatfest
>5-2
Here we go lids
He won his 2nd break in this set it's happening guys!
>>66608093
what's this in english pal
>>66608093
my god he got the break is it habbeding?
>>66608064
No reason to call it a fix just because Volandri's an Italian but it's good odds considering he is known to retire and he's old as shit. He a bitchdog.
>>66608123
ITS HAPPENING
if he ends up winning this goes down in /bet/ folklore
ITS NOT HAPPENING
>5-3
Topping up cant fight it
pmsl
andrej martin is kill
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
PMSL
well, fucking /bet/ mafia did it again
they have no mercy lads
tears, let's go onto the next blacklisted tennis fraud and bet against him when he's up a set lads
>>66608055
>>66607911
Gonna need you to trip up pal
Fuck me. Would they seriously do it? Seriously? The quadruple dip? It's the only explanation.
Per ATP and Bet 365 rules if the result is overturned within 48 hours bets will be resettled on the amended winner.
I'm going to make some calls, but I'm 99% certain Volandri is going to fail his post match piss test.
Be patient.
>>66608195
>It's the only explanation.
Pandurii DNB?
Astra has a red card.
>>66608195
can't stop giggling, great post
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
>>66608195
you're a funny guy so I'm not even mad
>>66608213
Just gone balls deep on SW senpai
>>66608195
Oh just stop posting mate, what was the point in this? HURR DURR BET MAFIA HUPPP
Do you think anyone put more than pennies on this match? No. You just made us all frustrated for no reason, and the little I did put on this game could have actually gone towards a bet that mattered, and that's what gets to me in the end. It's cunts like you that have ruined /bet/ you fucking bored virgin
>>66608277
You seem upset, riled, annoyed. You should talk a long walk, a gentle stroll, a jolly saunter.
>>66608298
You should have walked off a cliff after yesterday's tip you fucking melt
>>66608277
Sound like your chin needs a good testing pmsl.
>>66608298
His post is basically you when e-sports get tipped desu
>>66608320
Would love to see you try, try not to trip over your piss bottles as you get up from your gaming recliner chair though
>go out for the day
>return to 17 TT alerts
>16/17 are rufy and his shit english
>>66608277
it was just a long-shot tip on a known old fixer against a brave lad from the great city of Bratislava, you're a naive dullard if you you actually believed it was more likely to be fixed than not
>>66608358
Why should I not be large on Slovan v Zilina right now, Slovakia?
Will barca do it?
>>66608379
Cause CashKing just tipped it
Swan diving out the window if Cruz doesn't win tonight.
I'm backing Brengle against KEKova.
Won last week, in great form on clay, lost the first set on a bad line call after being up advantage.
Seems like a tasty /bet/
Luxton aftertiming again
>>66608401
+28.45% is better than me.
>>66608379
already on slovan to nil @2.25 and 1st half -0.25 @2.2 lid, not a large though imo, slovan have been pretty tez since the break
There are lots of Turks in Hamburg ;)
>>66608415
i'm already on at 6/4 but seems like one of those matches where the better player loses. Every big point and big call going against her.
praying for slovan to wake up, looking ugly since the bet
>>66608415
After watching a few games I've jumped on the Brengle hype train.
Don't know much about tennis but she's obviously the 'deciding' player if that's the right term.
>>66608549
not worth a back from here at all?
>>66591834
Guise what are we doing for the UEFA games?
What 2 do?
>>66608445
WHATS THE FIX BRO
>>66608635
You tell me, Mehmet
>>66608666
check them satanic trips m80
also pure german here :)
>>66608596
yeah looking a bit better but not really dominant, would watch for a while into the 2nd or only get on small now
>>66608678
>t. Mesut
Goffy bringing the bants
>>66608728
because UK has no problem with immigrants
baka desu senpai
Money to be made in english lower leagues lads
>>66608918
on Torquay v Chester X2 medium myself lad
>>66608918
yep, cant wait
Vaduz -1.5 lids?
>>66608599
barca to score first
guaranteed money
>>66608918
Big money to be made in plumbing lid
>>66609084
this is actually true. 2k+ for two days work fitting central heating
>>66609008
i like it. i like it a lot.
Any good bets to keep the bayern game interesting?
Is it me or are there quite a few new people frequenting /bet/ recently?
>>66609177
im new
>>66609008
Atleti with more bookings
Atleti red card (cheeky)
>>66609190
Are you just picking the most lotto bets you can?
>>66609159
>poop in the CL
that's interesting enough, sadly
>>66609177
There probably are a few but I'd wager some is just people climbing aboard the act-clueless-to-be-a-massive-troll bandwagon
>>66609225
watch the last barca-atletico game at camp nou
>>66609177
I'm new.
I've got $50 in my 5dimes account and a strong desire to learn. Teach me Senpai
/bet/ should have persistent trips tbqh
would eliminate or at least reduce shitbet posting. its just potluck taking any tips in /bet/, especially pregame
>>66609279
you go first
>>66609279
I can make a case for moving us to /biz/ as at least they have the id system which will show you when people are samefagging or when it is just one or two guys relentlessly shitposting.
>>66609299
it shouldnt be optional. as it stands any anon best is too risky
>>66609304
that place is cancer but yes youre right about the id system
>>66609299
I go first
>>66609272
This is probably wasted on an American but here you go
>>66609325
good job, but how do be know if you're posting a shitbet or a regular bet?
>>66609347
we keep spreadsheets. but without trips or ip-tied id's we cant do it
>>66609330
actual good post
>>66609347
its all my bets sone
pereira > mattek-sands
tiafoe > barton
aldershot v grimsby BTTS
carlisle v hartlepool BTTS
my bets 2nite fellers, heres trip for u shitbet insurance needs
>>66609545
that you big al?
>>66609330
I actually read it and saved it so even worst case I don't think the effort was wasted. Thank you
need a slovan goal like A I R
>>66609279
It did and SP chased them all off, now there's just the deluded attention-seeking fud.
>>66609545
i'm also on BS weert +24.5 AH, inplay currently
>>66609556
i am indeed al and i am pretty regular tbqh
>>66609603
SHAKING
SWEATING
SHHH JUST TEARS NOW
>>66609603
no air to be found
>>66609177
yep, thread has spiralled in popularity. 80 posters here now, there used to be about 15 regulars back in the golden age
>>66609691
>boohoo muh sekret treehouse
Tears nibs pmsl
>>66609330
>Chelsea @1.9
Priced perfectly
pmsl
>>66609691
after the recent fix fest more people want to join le winning team /bet/
>>66609650
tears, /bet/ magic almost worked, had like 3 point blank shots and should have had a pen for handball in the last few minutes, too bad
>>66609715
>waah waah goo goo waah
>15 regulars back in the golden age
Thats simply just not true.
hollandholland slags could easily score another few, sayin?
need Bayern and Barca to win like air
>>66609691
The best era of /bet/ was last summer and there were at least 30 regulars and probably another 30 semi-regulars.
want me to trip up fellas?
I've literally never posted a tip but I'm a master shitposter and can give out free yous
>>66609868
>The best era of /bet/ was last summer
cringe
>>66609894
dont really think there are downsides to tripping here, so go ahead
Messi to score 1st and barca to win @5 is a lock
>>66609868
Best era of /bet/ was the spring/summer of 2014 you little nibs seeking plum.
New thread before the inevitable poop/barca shitposting?
>>66609948
literally the cataclysm of /bet/
>>66609916
and here we go!
>>66610089
>>66610089
>>66610089
New thread.
