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MON:Habs' Lindgren to debut Thursday vs. Carolina
STL:Brian Elliott (hand) says he's OK for Thurs.
DET:Detroit turns to Howard for Wed. vs. Flyers
TB:Victor Hedman uncertain for next 2 games
MON:P.K. Subban won't play Thursday and Saturday
MON:Carey Price won't play in last two games
WPG:Blake Wheeler scores OT winner vs ANA
COL:Avalanche eliminated from playoff contention
LA:Milan Lucic scores twice in Kings OT win
FLA:Florida Panthers win the Atlantic Divsion
NYI:Thomas Hickey sends Islanders to playoffs
TB:Victor Hedman will sit out Tuesday's game
1st for rags swept
first for pitkänen's amazing career
This is a good thread
>>66637546
>clots "fans"
>watching hockey
pick one
ELITE
Post your playoff brackets/rate each other's brackets.
I'll start you meme loving fucks
Have the memes gone too far?
>>66637628
thats one meme bracket you got there, would put dallas ahead of the ducks tho. otherwise same for moi
>>66637547
He never really recovered from his stint in Edmonton.
Lightning fags watched Stamkos play his last game as a Bolt and they didn't even realize it at the time!
Lmao!
>>66637684
I wouldn't the stars suck and they got a beating the other day by the cucks
>>66637628
Look at how fucking easy Florida's path to the conference finals is. High-meme potential
Can someone please explain the retarded animal clip-art meme? Yes I'm new
You remember 2012? When the 8th seed Kings won the Cup? You remember how good that felt? How legendary of an experience that was? How you knew that it was going to be good for the sport of hockey?
Why don't you feel that feel again? You can. By bandwagoning the Minnesota Wild this playoffs.
>>66637790
fucking spoonfeeders
Who do I cheer for?
Wings or flyers?
>>66637598
you in charge of reading
>>66637653
I can't imagine what it must be like in the Bruins locker room right now. It's probably a real pressure cooker situation.
>>66637827
so you false flagged after everyone already called you out for being retarded? you should learn how to read a clock sunbelt fag
>>66637857
that was me not him anon
>>66637652
>memes
>too far
there is no such thing
>>66637843
I'm not sure this team has a leg to stand on in terms of a playoff spot
>>66637865
Nobodys going to believe you though since theyd rather have more excuses to be mad at tampa. 2bh i dont really understand why we upset so many people on here
>>66637865
he's still a retarded sunbelt fag that can't read a clock
>>66637888
this is true.
>>66637892
I made the comments about stamkos lad. are you dense?
>>66637888
>act like a retard
>mad when people call you retarded
>CLOTS
>>66637908
>acting retarded
>this makes you upset
lad do you know what website youre on? i think you might want to check out have fun boards if youre not looking retarded posting.
>>66637908
>mad
>at a blood clot
>>66637903
and he can't tell that my post was made before yours. are you retarded? he can't read a clock and he's a retarded sunbelt fag.
>>66637908
>mad
>at playoff hockey
wew I know the blue jackets aren't very good but there is at least our fans aren't this perennially butthurt.
>Snowing in April
>>66637926
>>66637927
>>66637941
>clots faggots
>why does everyone make fun of us?!?!?
This is why the CLOTS meme is the dankest, this shit couldnt happen to a worse "fan"base
Better air out the ploff memes.
They might have gotten dusty since last year.
>>66637941
>mfw Tortorella leads the Jackets to the cup
I never really followed the blue jackets but i hope Tortorella can meme them to a cup win in the future
>>66637954
they just need to switch all the months up one and call this march and there will be no more global warming. it starts to snow later in winter and goes on longer in the end now, its just shifted
>>66637975
thanks lightning-kun!
>tfw no good games today
>tfw dota is shit and I've no friends to play with
>tfw no more rum and I'm not even properly drunk and can't be arsed to get out and buy more
what am I gonna do?
>>66637979
I like to imagine that's a pool of tears beneath him.
World is looking up for the Sabres finally. Pretty neat feeling to think that they might finally go back to contending again.
>>66637956
>im the only one out of those that is actually a bolts fan
did you check out have fun boards yet? youd probably fit in pretty well
>>66637961
This got made by Detroit fans after Glendenning single handedly shit all over Tampa's triplet line to the point they broke his hand so he couldn't cuck them anymore.
>>66638020
I'm not the one mad at memes, clots"fan"
>>66637979
>rags
>>66638039
>me
>mad at memes
im pretty sure thats impossible
>>66637812
I'm hype tbqhfam
>>66638070
>Clots
>Meme team
>Meme defense
>Meme goalie
>Worst memes in /hoc/
Fuck off Raul
Meme
Name a better 3C in hockey than Charlie Coyle
>>66637812
why would I bandwagon a bunch of child molesters who are a first round bounce?
>>66637628
No template? Fucking casual.
>>66637954
>be conscription
>sleep outside
>snow in the middle of may
>mfw waking up to it
>>66638129
teräväinen,jenner
>>66638129
Barkov
>>66637812
Rather bandwagon the broad street bullies tbqh.
Red Wings are going to break the streak and get meme'd on by /sp/.
I'm not ready desu.
>>66637823
Why not both? Bruins can go to hell.
>tfw last game at the coliseum tonight
>>66637979
>not naming that literallyinconsolable.jpg
>>66638070
>>66638070
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>>66638129
Can he even play down the middle? Thought he was a winger...I think you need to play center and win faceoffs to be called a good 3C.
>>66638141
I don't really want the Caps to win, but they most likely will. My way out there bet would be the Preds or Islanders though.
>>66638129
Valtteri Filppula
Wow that was really easy. Next question.
Wednesday Rivalry!
>>66638207
what is that?
>>66638264
>snipping tool
oh
>>66638242
Isn't he a 2nd line center now?
>blots
>>66638232
You have the finals correct but holy fuck there is so much wrong with that
>Preds > Ducks
Rinne is so trash and they have 0 (zero) scoring
>Mild > Stars
Jesus meme magic has its limits man
>Isles > Panthers
Florida has beat the Isles 2-1 in the season series, scoring 10 goals and allowing 6
>>66638141
i got a cheeky 5er on that hawks 1st round exit to the poos
>>66638141
>Dallas Stars vs. Minessota
painting
has this ever happened before?
>>66638292
Right, forgot about the
>CLOT
Then Derek Stepan, behind Brassard and Staal
>>66638292
not normally, but temporarily
>>66638129
How about Bonino, Craig Smith, Eakins, Johansson, and Soderberg to name a few.
Also,
>Coyle
>center
pick one.
>>66638141
mine is the most accurate
>>66638264
Skärmklipp = Screen shot
The picture is something all soldiers have to do once.
>take step into hole in the ice
>swim around until you can ask for permission to get up without any hessitation
>get up
>change cloths outside
>run around until you're warm again
>>66638211
Dunno what chubs is on aboot, coyle is much better on wing
>>66638352
the west is decent but your east is meme as fuck
BICKELL GOT RECALLED FUCK!
>>66638296
>NHL never has upsets in the ploffs
Is this your first time watching hockey?
>Ducks
Ducks are dealing with injuries and the Preds are healthy. Preds also have depth where it counts, down the middle. Ducks don't really have the most stable netminding either. The series is going to be close.
>Stars
What makes you think the Stars are anything but pretenders. The Wild will make an example out of them, and this is the Wild were talking about.
>Panthers
>Kittie cats
Season series doesn't mean a whole lot, especially when it's only 2-1. Isles have a lot of youth in their prime right now and they also have size in their forwards. The Panthers are going to be in tough against them, and even if they get through, they will be done the next round.
>>66638352
>Panthers winning shit
>Dallas winning shit
0/10 because you have the conference names on the wrong sides dumbass
>>66638315
I really can't see the
>rags
getting by both the Pongs and the Craps. It isn't very likely.
>>66638447
I think the pongs are going to burn out pretty hard at the beginning of the playoffs. Theyll be able to force a game 7, but they wont sustain the level of play theyve had this late in the season. I know its a meme but I dont see the craps getting out of the second round it just seems like a scientific law at this point
>that's Rexall folks
>>66638424
Cool it with the memes dude
>>66638337
Are they signing another center this offseason?
>>66638488
I could see them getting past the second, but losing in the conference finals to a meme Atlantic team.
>>66638488
>good teams cant stay good
this is the dumbest argument
>>66638395
the east is always meme
>>66638443
I assumed west was left because that would have made sense.
>>66638534
>hedman and callahan, and kucherov get injured during the 2nd round and miss the conference finals
>bishop gets explosive diarrhea again
>stralman and stammer still out
>bolts upset the completely healthy caps with an AHL team in 4 games
>Ovie goes on a murderous rampage in the stadium
>>66638296
>>66638424
Lu played out of his mind in one of those games. It was frustrating to watch. I doubt he does as well in a series.
tank nation game thread -- >>66638596
>>66638129
Leon Draisaitl next year
>>66638492
It's the type of thing you're glad to have done when it's over. So it's alright
>>66638734
conscription in sweden?
>>66638758
Yeah, I did it just before it was laid to rest in 2010
Who's the Lela Star of hockey?
My vote is the Canucks
>total smokeshow
>takes a small teensy break
>comes back full JUST
Player choices are probably superior than team choices desu
>>66638938
Nobody cares about your porn addiction chubs
>>66638938
>spic genetics
>>66638938
What the fuck happened to her
>>66639099
That happens to any spic after they get married
Andrew Berkshire
@AndrewBerkshire
Since Dec. 2nd, the Canadiens are 29th in goals for, 30th in goals against.
>>66639099
She turned 30
>>66638322
No it has not.
>>66638938
I'm confused. Did she ever look good? Looks like a poor mans Mandy Muse.
>>66639308
>flyers beat caps in a series
>>66639308
I really don't understand how people think the Stars are going to get past the second, if even the first, round. They depend too heavily on two lines and lack scoring depth. Their defense is also sub par compared to other teams. Plus, Finnish goaltending.
They will be lucky to get past the Wild tbqh.
what did he mean by this?
how hard is simmonds gonna nog tonight?
>>66639308
>stars making it that far
>florida making it that far
>shorks getting past kongs
>preds beating ducks
>flyers making it past round one
this bracket is utter shit
wongs/floyers
>>66639530
>>66639530
>There are people who don't even post on /hoc/ that are out memeing /hoc/ RIGHT NOW
>>66639597
>97
WEW nice mcdavids lad
>>66637520
you are a disgrace of a person you fucking retard.
the most accurate bracket available
How come every bracket I see has Dallas beating Minnesota?
/hoc/ should avoid /bet/ you guys would be profitless
>>66639761
>clots
>getting out of the first round
wewlmao
>>66639761
switch bolts and ducks 2bh
>>66639827
even the AHL bolt squad are better than current detoilet
>blunden will kill kronwall as payback for last years goonery
>>66639830
i actually see that coming down to game 7 which could go either way
>>66639308
N I C E M E M E
Get ready for some more memes, friendo. I'm bringing them.
>>66639859
>"people" actually think he deserved a suspension
>>66639870
nice, I'll try to step up my game senpai.
>>66639870
DANG IT
>>66639825
>being a degenerate gambler that posts sluts from xeattle
>>66638938
oh my god, this is horrible
she used to be great
guys the conferences are backwards on these brackets
>>66639825
Wise men never put their money where their memes are.
>in school
>have history test
>question about Stanley cup winners during this century
>write some canadian teams and a few american ones
>get the corrected test back
>no canadian teams have won this century
Fucking what!? I thought this was your sport, Canada!? How the fuck have you not won anything!!!???
>>66639979
KEK
>this bracket
>this delusion
>>66639967
>detoilet
>>66640036
>tested on NHL knowledge
sweedish education
>>66640036
all canadian players come to play for america
>>66640070
>swedish "education"
>>66640081
What a bunch of hanrejar
>>66640174
the fuck is hanrejar
>tfw Ovie will never be the same he was 07-10 ( 90pts in 54 before olympics)
Ovie made me fall in love with hockey and he is still one of my favourites but he isn't the same. No one ever was quite like him in those years. He is extremely good still and actually responsible defensively but I miss old Ovie nonetheless
Who has the best full beard in the NHL currently?
My list:
Professional: Zetterberg
Pathetic: Voracek
Hobo: Burns
Lumberjack: Garrison
>>66640295
Neckbearded manchild: Ekblad
>>66640281
cücks
>>66640295
Teenage beaner tier:
Sidney Crosby
>>66640357
ah ye america pays more and gets more coverage then canada. plus better locations to play.
>>66640384
Must suck to be a canadian hockey fan
>>66640282
remember when Ovie v Crosby was actually a debate?
>>66640413
Better than sucking Somali cocks all day
>>66640428
If you say so, I'm sure you're quite the expert
>>66640413
thank god I'm an American hockey fan.
I remember once Ruslan Fedetenko said he can't grow a playoff beard because of Cherynobl
>>66639761
>rags
>blots
But then again, the Eastern conference is basically one big meme, so anything is possible.
>>66640467
lel nice comeback mohammed
>>66639979
This is probably the best bracket I've seen on here.
>>66640038
You're probably the anon who thinks the rags are getting past the first round.
>delusion
pretty ironic anon
>>66640422
From 05-10 it was Ovie for me but it was close. I'd still put him in my top5 though simply because absolutely no one scores goals like he does. He will probably go down in the history as the most significant player of his generation though, Crosby is just "the next one", he isn't the GOAT center.
>>66640295
I'd also throw Thronton in there for Lumberjack, or maybe a new category: Hobo sidekick.
>>66640554
And where would you put the best defensive forward from 2005-2010?
>>66640554
Crosby is as GOAT as they come, but he got fucked over by injuries and we will never get to see his full potential because of it. Kind of sad.
>>66640652
back to russia :^))
>>66640690
russian machine never breaks :^))
>>66640718
Nah, it breaks, they are just to proud to admit it and will continue to push themselves in spite of everyone who doubted them. Crosby is still going hard, but he doesn't see the game as well as he did before the concussions.
>>66640836
Yeah I guess ovie sorta takes pride in his durability and keeps playing even when hurt to appear more machine-like. Sorta love that too but it might harm him in the long run
>>66640550
>shittsburgh
>best bracket
lmao
>>66640899
He's Russian, he will be fine
>>66640982
Fuck pedestrians
![tumblr_ma1td0K9gw1r91oiao1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Idq1e1w.jpg "tumblr ma1td0K9gw1r91oiao1 1280[1]")
Most handsome man in the league desu
>>66641109
>most handsome
>not Ekblad
It's like you're straight dude
>>66641195
>Being attracted to cavemen
Birds of a feather, I guess.
>___t team
>___t fans
>___t franchise
>___s
Fill in the blanks, /hoc/
>>66641254
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>rags
>cantpucks
holy shit
https://streamable.com/kqd1
REV UP THAT ORSON WELLES
Craig Custance Verified account
@CraigCustance
"One more year" chants break out for Pavel Datsyuk here at Joe Louis Arena.
Pavel pls
>>66640957
>doubting the kid
>thinks the East isn't meme worthy and the Penguins are just as likely as any team
Why are so many Americans so easily swindled into believing in memes?
>cryers
>It's a "canada gets humiliated across the board" episode
>>66641517
They are literally clueless about the sport.
Draft lottery order:
1. Edmonton Oilers
2. Arizona Coyotes
3. Boston Bruins
4. Toronto Maple Leafs
CONFIRMED
O
N
F
I
R
M
E
D
>Flyers have PP
>Detroit breaks two sticks
>Still can't score
Comedy gold
>vanpooper
Do you think uncle gary paid them off to throw the game?
reminder
>>66641781
A for Arabic?
>>66641781
we both have our credit ratings in our country name
cool
>>66641802
A for Eh
>>66641802
Asian
>>66641773
i doubt it, the league hates edmonton
>>66641802
Arithmetic
OFFICIAL UPSET "MOST LIKELY TO HAPPEN" POWERRANKINGS
>"COUNT ON IT" TIER
1. Wild over Stars
2. Sharks over Kings
3. Blues over Blackhawks
>"MEME MAGIC" TIER
4. Islanders over Panthers
5. Rangers over Penguins
>"CRAZY? CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK" TIER
6. Red Wings over Lightning
7. Predators over Ducks
>"No." TIER
8. Flyers over Capitals
Pretty dank send off, desu baka senpai.
>>66641894
I would put money on the poos upsetting the hawks. sharks wont beat the kongs and mild wont beat the stars
>>66641894
>4,5,6,7
>not guaranteed to happen
Chubs displaying his idiocy again
>>66641922
make sure to report all chubs posts
he is ban evading right now
>>66641894
The inclusion of wild beating stars in the "count on it" tier makes me certain you have at one point in your life engaged in sexual deviancy with underage persons
RIP oildome
>>66641894
Get those pants off of your head you fucking retard
>>66641811
Criminally underrated
>the only reason oilers get a happy send off is they played another canadian team
>>66638133
>child molesters
>uses anime picture
>>66641915
tears in my eyes tbqh
>>66641811
Didn't see this post.
Fucking rekt.
Dumb Ameriscum not realizing they are getting hustled. We are just pretending to be bad.
>muh old barn
People would rather watch in a dump than a palace baka
>>66642091
Jokes on you everyone in the top ten of this draft will bust
>rags
>raggots
>lundshit
>padqvist
>>66642091
how many years will you voluntarily give us the cup before the ruse is over?
>>66642135
>us
my sides he actually bandwagons 23 teams
>>66642107
>that flag
>that post
TOP FIF, LAD
>>66642135
I heard the Toronto rebuild is almost complete. Cup next year
>lmao
>>66642127
>implying a literal beanman will bust
Who's winning the Cup and why is it the Pens?
>>66642134
>>66642195
more spongebob meme plz
also
>pings
>Cup
>>66642281
>American hockey knowledge
>>66641772
Detroit pulling it off. The absolute mad men
>>66641922
>>66641947
>>66641967
>>66641977
>>67948655
Keeping it G ain't nuttin, you ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it
You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it
Watch a young nigga show his ass out in public
I got the whole block bumpin
You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it
You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it
Watch a young nigga show his ass out in public
>Flyers
Saturday is the last posting day for Canadians yes?
>>66642402
> wild literally intercoursing children
>>66642422
> he stops posting after the Stanley cup
What are you
>>66642422
suck my cock fagboy
>Flyers choke away wildcard spot to ruins
>>66642469
It's too far down the standings to reach
>>66642422
did you stop posting when your team was eliminated last year?
>>66642472
No
The bruins WILL miss the playoffs and fire that bald buffoon by next week.
>>66642498
My team won their last game :^)
>>66642469
plz let us win saturday
Anyone watching the rexall closing ceremonies?
>>66642531
>pretending to be a hawks fan
sad
>>66642486
I see you also visit reddit.org
>>66642553
>a leaf
>can't watch his team play from April til June
Sad
>>66642496
good thing I have a BBC
>>66642535
I'm hoping for a loss fám
>>66642561
prove you're a hawks fan then I will be upset.
Protip: you aren't.
Kek
>>66642576
I am a hawks fan
Btfo
>>66641769
>Oilers trade #1 to Yotes for #2 and Connor Murphy
>>66642625
Just a shitposter then lel gg
>>66642625
pics now
Make this picture hockey related
>>66642682
2spooky4hockey
http://www.tsn.ca/mckenzie-s-expert-panel-tackles-awards-questions-1.466001
>“Like a lot of people, I believe [Doughty] is due to win his first Norris Trophy, and I do believe that," he said. "But I am wondering about the timing now. Look at Karlsson's season; look at the numbers he's putting up. It's incredible, really. I do sense there's this sentiment to make sure [Doughty] finally gets recognition, but I am kind of wondering if, given what Karlsson has done, this may be exactly the wrong time to give it."
lel theyère actually gonna give doughty the norris because lelhedue
this ceremony is already shit
why can't edmonton do anything well?
>>66641915
What's this dykes name?
>>66642701
TBF Doughty is really, really fucking good, but Erik is having an amazing year.
>>66642760
>TBF Doughty is really, really fucking good
They gave Ference crutches for the ceremony to try and fool fans to think he's actually injured and not being held on LTIR cause he's terrible
>>66642766
http://war-on-ice.com/playerseason.html?woiid=doughdr89
Go check his stats yourself fagstick
>>66642091
It's for the greater good. The NHL would have collapsed if we didn't let the meme teams win. We have to suffer through this for a few more years to lock their youth down as hockey fans. Maybe even get a couple of African Americans in the mix. Then we can't strike back with a bitterly cold vengeance.
>>66642784
>he believes the advanced stats meme
oh dear
>>66642760
>karlsson having a historic year
>doughty is going to win because voters think he was really good in the olympics and he's due
kek
>>66642801
>Being a Senecuck
Kill yourself my man
>>66642784
>advanced stats
I really wish reddit would leave
>all these nostalgia 90s players
>>66642813
uhh Sens have no fans so no, no one is a senecuck
>>66642805
Doughty will win because hes in the playoffs and the senators aren't.
>>66642784
>WAR-on-ice
worst advanced stats site; not even going to consider your argument
>>66642163
I don't think anybody is that delusional, maybe, but you can't deny that their young call ups have been impressive in this last quarter of the season. The are still missing that top center, but my bet is they win the lottery and add Matthews to the mix. They very well could meme their way into the playoffs in a couple of years given the meme caliber of competition in the Atlantic division. Even more so if they somehow convince Stamkos to end his career.
>it's a best defenseman trophy
>give it to le 4th forward man because his point total
There isn't a worse meme
>>66642851
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/showplayer.php?pid=1001
http://www.hockey-reference.com/players/d/doughdr01.html
There faggot.
>>66642422
So no Finnish, Swedish, or other non obese countries as well? Can you even call that a hockey general if the people posting have never played the game?
>>66642866
You're a worse meme you pedophile cuck.
>>66642872
better :^)
It's happened. Messier finally found McDavid.
>>66642472
>Chara eats Ovechikin in the first game
>ruins beat the Caps in 6
>Marchand is voted top rat in the first round
>Americans get embarrassed by their terrible hockey knowledge general
>>66642884
How can you even tell with simple posts like that? Hmmm...
>>66642540
Have they started yet? What's with the hour break after the game? I can't stand watching boreball and pumpkin toss highlights.
>>66642913
>no spongebob image
REE!
>>66642906
>hey connor u up?
Why are they inttoducing all these random players
>>66642840
Also because it's a dman award, and Karlsson is a forward playing the dman position. Shows in the Sens terrible GA.
>>66642924
Yeah it's on SNWest right now. Still introducing former and current Oilers.
>>66642918
"state of hockey" is also a worse meme
Why aren't they practicing ?!?!?
>lundpads btfo next season
>>66642973
this is a good post
>>66642973
>Being too incompetent to fucking rotate the picture before posting
>>66643006
No one is stoping you from rotating it fatass
>>66643006
It kind of adds to the meme magic.
>>66642973
>it just works
>>66643016
Im not going to fucking flip my monitor just because you're a retard Jose
>the whole ceremony is just announcing a parade of mediocre players
Can't wait for Lowe. The boos are gonna fly.
>>66643034
>Jose
No I'm not a stinky smelly
I think you need to calm down rashid
>shit goon ruining phillys playoff chances
pottery desu
Who do you caps fans want in the 1st round?
>>66642402
Holy fuck the delusion from this team.
The Mild are going down in round one and when that happens I am going to fucking laugh for eternity
>>66643117
Voracek and Simmonds chimped out all night long and ruined any momentum they ever gained lel
>karlsson shitters show up now
>>66643169
should I keep skating directly towards him with the puck?
>>66643075
They didnt boo last time. I think they were told not to
Top fucking kek
HOW DO YOU GET SHUT OUT BY HOWARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66637520
That's not a dog.
>>66643187
I'll just throw it over that way now
>>66643214
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHERE DID HE COME FROM
Ruins will hang a 6 burger on the wongs tomorrow.
![e2454047a2edd82144bc6aac10e8498a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lPbns8d.jpg "e2454047a2edd82144bc6aac10e8498a[1]")
THE CITY OF SHITTADELPHIA
>>66643169
>>66643187
>>66643214
>>66643236
Lmao what the fuck was he thinking
>CHEESEADELPHIA
>>66643236
don't worry guys I'm really good at defense I got this!!!!
>>66643241
Both teams should just pass the puck around for 60 minutes and not try to score so they can troll Philly
>>66643263
fuck he scored. JUST GIVE ME THE NORRIS ALREADY
Mrazekucks on suicide watch
Bombston please win tomorrow
>booing nuge
>cheering Lowe
What the fuck Edmonton
>why is pierre so close to me
>my shutout hurt
>i wish i was at home
lol rogers attempts at split screen
shows the same angle of mcdavid on both
>>66643331
>NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
They weren't booing.
>>66643145
>Voracek chimping out
uwot? he only had a tripping call in the first
>>66643334
lol he was asking the dumbest questions. I fucking hate him.
>Gretz hugs Mess
Manly tears
>>66643331
They werent booing Nuge, you fucking idiot
>>66643334
>why is pierre so close to me
Did you not hear how loud he arena was? Theres a good reason
I'm glad >we won, but it really didn't matter. Tomorrow decides which team makes the playoffs, because Padqvist always beats >us.
>>66643293
does being swedish give you an irrational hatred of nets?
You can only reply to this if your team has a player with at least 40 goals on the season
>feels good
>>66643398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i5zXLZHGI4
>>66643400
>but it didn't really matter
Oh course it did you idiot. If they had given up two points to the Flyers, they would need to beat the Bruins tomorrow to have a shot
>>66643429
>bean man is the tampa autist that spammed blues and stars posting over the summer
i love u
>>66643429
>tfw your goal leader is a 19 year old rookie
Feels pretty good desu
>>66643331
>only first overall not to score tonight
>not deserving a booing
Lel
Lel
>>66643503
>French Canadian "people"
>>66643503
she was a devils fan
Got a big grin on my face watching the ceremony
>>66643528
I'm fucking exhausted from work, I just know I'm gonna pass out in the middle of it. O'marra's fan response made me laugh, you could hear the entire arena go "Literally who?" at the same time.
>no late games
I have a legitimate, non-meme question. How can Minnesota refer to itself as the "State of Hockey" when it has qualified for the playoffs this year with the fewest points in the modern era?
>>66642666
What is your obsession with that bust, satan?
>>66643503
Giroux to Detroit E5
>>66643546
They're so good that even when they are bad they are a good playoff team.
At this point I'm just wondering if they'll best Detroits playoff streak or if they'll lose it at like 23 years or something
>Boston going to miss the playoffs again
MISERY
>>66643598
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>66643546
Doing some further research, it looks like the so called "state of hockey" has never won a stanley cup, and also lost a team due to poor fan turnout.
What gives?
>>66643553
Not that guy, but last time >we played the Yotes, Murphy annihilated Hall then crushed Pardy when he came in to retaliate. Dude's tough, at least. Does he suck at hockey?
>>66643598
>tfw your goals in didn't equal your goals out
I miss based Laraque. Love how hes talking about how loud it was in 06, which most of you newfags never witnessed.
>>66643664
it was loud because rexall is a tin can, glad they lost that series edmonton and the oilers suck and always will :^)
>>66643491
my benis
>>66643664
Ty.
Conklin.
>>66643545
Oilers ceremony
>>66643702
get the fuck out redditor
>>66643664
>tfw Rollie slid across three area codes to glove Cheechoo's shot in OT
>>66643687
>ore cups than the rest of the division combined
>more cups than any other teams since they joined the league
>Dallas last two games are against a deflated Avs team and a Nashville team locked into their position
>neither have anything to play for
>yfw Benn has two hat tricks in the final two games to win the rocket richard
>>66643724
Gawking at a car crash doesn't mean you were one of the drivers responsible.
who wins cup?
respond only with pepes wearing team hats plz
FENANDO "FLASH IN THE PAN" PISANI
>>66643752
But what a fucking flash it was.
>Bruins will miss the playoffs, and the "FIRE CLAUDE" idiots will gain a lot of ground and Neely will be a fucking retard and fire him
ETERNAL MISERY
>>66643671
No, fuck the broons
>>66643736
It is if you are driving down faggot avenue
>>66642866
>screenshot
>3 games Wednesday
>13 games Thursday
>1 game Friday
uhh schedule makers?
also this captcha
>>66643725
>tfw cujo doing the same against dallas in '97 on game 7 OT and even better against colorado in '98 in game 7
>>66643804
It is as if you are a fucking pedantic leaf. Reply to me when your country has a team in the playoffs and your opinion is relevant.
Ron low hasnt aged in 20 years
Can we all agree that the wild are going to get swept by the dallas stars?
>I'm a mild fan
fuck you avalanche for not keeping us out of the playoffs and sparing us this embarrassment.
>>66643830
You have to go back, redditor
>>66643746
refer to
>>66643643
>>66643858
Pointing at redditors and laughing at their abject misery and whining doesn't make you a redditor, Don un-popped Cherry. Talk about hockey or don't expect a reply Canatradeau
Anyone have an Oilers pepe?
>>66643854
No.
At least the second round. Don't expect to win the Cup tho
>"it's been a fun journey"
>the last 6 years in edmonton
>fun journey
>fun
>FUN
>>66643868
>pongs
>tfw the Mild get swept in the first round by the Stars and in a bout of embarrassment they move to Texas to become the Houston Wild
>>66643813
She sent it to me pham. Snagged it quick
>>66643877
All this anger. Just head on back senpai, maybe someone will upvote your epic posts
>>66643898
itll be fun this year too
>>66643912
That has to do with hockey how?
>people are actually voting for larkin for the calder
>>66643912
>>66643926
Would you two shut the fuck up already
>>66643643
>>66643655
>>66643662
Felt like it needed to be done
>>66643598
Maybe you'll win the lottery and have a few years of a young star that will get traded away
>>66643929
Michigan fags are the most delusional fans on earth.
>>66643926
>don't expect a reply
>replies
lel redditor
>SMITTY SMITTY SMITTY
These niglets should get the chant going.
>>66643935
meme minds think alike
>>66643944
I just like to distract you while everyone else discusses something relevant. Quick, call me an Americaitlyn, it's so fucking funny! Maybe if we shitpost hard enough we'll get the janitors attention and we'll both get our posts wiped. I don't mind helping take the edge off, I know it hurts when your team has nothing better to look forward to than tanking and getting an early draft pick to ruin the career of.
Post your 3 finalists for the trophies
>Hart
>Calder
>Norris
>Vezina
>Selke
>Jack Adams
>>66643935
saved
>>66643977
holy shit are you ever upset mr reddit. Calm down.
>>66644024
I'm not upset I'm just funposting. Tell me about how only the Olympics matter again. You're a funny guy you know that?
>>66644024
so you've moved on from your caitlyn obsession to reddit?
>>66643992
>Hart - McDavid, McDavid, McDavid
>Calder - McDavid, McDavid, McDavid
>Norris - McDavid, McDavid, McDavid
>Vezina - McDavid, McDavid, McDavid
>Selke - McDavid, McDavid, McDavid
>Jack Adams - McDavid, McDavid, McDavid
>>66644039
Yeah that's his new trigger
>these americans get assblasted by the same troll every night
take a breather
baka
>>66643992
Kane
Crosby
Jagr
Mcdavid
Panarin
Eichel
Karlsson
Doughty
Burns
Holtby
Lundqvist
Crawford
Toews
Kopitar
Datsyuk
Galant
Trotz
Budreau
>>66644049
this is what McKenzie wants tbhfam
>>66644036
>>66644039
looks like there are two triggered americans in here. Why are they so angry at being found out to be redditors?
>>66644083
Fucking Christ. Shut the fuck up, you moron.
>rags
>>66644109
hey bby please see this >>66644097 ya done good now let him disappear
>>66644109
you even post like a redditor. I would upvote you if I could bro
>rags
>shit team
>>66643254
>Implying he thinks about defense
>shit fans
>>66643293
>He was a minus -3
kek
>You win I'm a redditor
thanks for the W senpai
>shit franchinse
NHL coaches poll for best coach
Barry Trotz 64
Gerard Gallant 47
Lindy Ruff 13
Bruce Boudreau 11
Ken Hitchcock 11
Mike Sullivan 9
Dave Hakstol 2
Bill Peters 2
Dave Tippett 2
Joel Quenneville 1
discus
>>66644196
feels good man
>>66644174
It's not a W though it's just one point Canatradeau. Lol look I misspelled guaranteed and you didn't even notice. You're as good at shitposting as your nation is at having NHL teams. But who cares you get to have the players that developed under our superior hockey clubs carry you to a gold medal every 4 years. It's like a participation trophy, you kinda helped so here you go!
>>66644196
yet another french canadian will win the jack adams
yet another team will buy into french canadian coaches
yet another team will get BTFO next year
Looked like Gretz was holding back tears.
Also when they were about to introduce an annoucer and was expecting based Rod Phillips, but instead they bring out Bob eastern bias Cole
>>66644196
hi where is john torotrella
>he is this triggered
>he is typing essays because he is mad at a flag
Too easy imo
>6 if you count the oilers farm team in New York
Fucking kek
>>66643992
Crosby
Kane
Benn
McDavid
Panarin
Eichel
Doughty
Holtby
Crawford
Schneider
Kopitar
Bergeron
Giroux
Mike Sullivan
>>66644268
Yeah you're not supposed to type multiple sentences in shitposts, you're supposed to send one at a time to derail the thread quicker and push out garbage faster than anyone else can push out relevant posts. I know, I went to shitposting school, you don't have to tell me. I just don't care. This is fun posting not shit posting.
>>66644196
Surprised Daryl Sutter isn't on there, he's better than most of those
>Hakstol
>2
Lel
>its gotten to the point where I don't even have to say anything and this guy starts foaming at the mouth
How do I monetize this skill, lads?
>>66644393
How do you keep an idiot busy?
nuke edmonton
>>66644410
how would you know once you've nuked it
>>66644393
you are literally saying things though
>>66644419
the oilers wouldnt win the 1st overall that year
>>66644419
kek
Working with Joey Moss was a chore. He would always get pissed off at me because i couldnt understand a word he was saying
>rags
>he will respond angrily to this post
>>66644196
>Sully not in the top 3
Shit list
>>66644460
>rags
>>66644432
good answer
>>66644460
>>66644471
I'm going to fuck both of you up if you don't stop
>mad
>>66644487
>a fucking leaf
>>66644448
BILL ALERT
POST YOUR BILLS
How did we go from the GOAT ayyy lmao edition, to this fucking shitfest
>>66644546
unmedicated american autism
>>66644546
The Americaitlyn guy showed up.
>>66644293
Hard to say Benn when he and saygween are so close points, not one is the MVP
Also Benn is a temperbaby
>>66644554
FUKKEN MUNKI
BASED KIWI SAVES THE DAY
>>66644554
LOL SILLY MONKEE
>>66644578
Be careful, he will point out you're posting pictures from tumblr and give you an EPIC BURN worthy of a screencap for /r/4chan
http://www.tsn.ca/mckenzie-s-expert-panel-tackles-awards-questions-1.466001
Karlsson faggots BEEELOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
>Panelists comprised of NHL coaches, GMs, and Hall of Famers voted for who should win the Norris
Doughty 18
Karlsson 2
Letang 1
>Le can't play defense or win the cup man
>Canucks can now finish 3rd last at worst
>To do so requires losing out and CBJ to get at least 1 point
>Canucks now counting on Torts to win a game
>>66644657
fuck thats hilarious
>>66644629
>KARLSSHIT
this will really trigger the swede
>>66644637
How do I go about making this girl my gf?
>>66644688
Plz watch our sport
DAE think McDavid is the shittiest rookie of the year lmao xD
>>66644703
he's a retard that only comes here because fuk_ponek posts /hoc/ on s4s sometimes
>>66644717
>hating based kiwi
m8
>>66644728
>implying calling someone a retard means I hate them
prepare to go to trudeau's jail
>>66644717
Don't you dare talk shit about the kiwi you faggot
>>66644703
>>66644717
I come here to read posts about the Basedhawks.
>>66644758
You're one of my favorite posters 2bh
some powerful autism in here tonight
>>66644771
>>66644771
>>66644758
>reddithawks
>>66644629
>karlshit still gets more vites than letang even though letang actually can defend and he cant
Every time
>>66644794
do you have a filter that alerts you when someone uses the word autism? thats twice you've responded to me. go away pedophile
Reminder that the yulia pedo will make a thread way too early. Reminder to ignore it until a proper thread is made
>>66644843
...ok
whats your team?
This faggot always kills threads.
Y does he do this
>>66644870
I seriously wish you'd get perma'd. You shit up every single thread
>>66644881
I mean nhl team. The minnesota wild?
I like watching and discussing hockey, guys.
only some of you are invited to the new thread
>>66644933
>>66644927
>>66644923
youre obviously not, stay here and exchange phone numbers
>>66644928
>>66644928
>>66644928
>>66644923
Dude you legitimately kill threads with your le 'cunnyposter' avatar shit.
Just stop that for fucks sake
>>66644927
The Philadelphia Flyers
>>66644941
new non pedo retard edition
>/hoc/ Serious discussion in a Punjabi image repository
>>66644943
this guy is false flagging pedo poster, disregard this
>>66644923
Why do you say that when you never do?
Maybe you could pose a question to spark discussion instead of shitposting in all caps...
Like.... Which goalie is most likely to carry their team kicking and screaming into the second round?
If the >rags do advance it will have to be hank getting the last use out of XXXL pads, the team is shit.
If Canada is so good at hockey, why aren't any of their teams in the playoffs?
>>66645217
the canadian players have sold their souls to american teams
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