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>>66644834
>>66644870
>>66644873
you are not invited
DET:G Jimmy Howard posts shutout in big victory
EDM:Taylor Hall gets 3 points in venue farewell
MON:Habs' Lindgren to debut Thursday vs. Carolina
STL:Brian Elliott (hand) says he's OK for Thurs.
DET:Detroit turns to Howard for Wed. vs. Flyers
TB:Victor Hedman uncertain for next 2 games
MON:P.K. Subban won't play Thursday and Saturday
MON:Carey Price won't play in last two games
WPG:Blake Wheeler scores OT winner vs ANA
COL:Avalanche eliminated from playoff contention
LA:Milan Lucic scores twice in Kings OT win
FLA:Florida Panthers win the Atlantic Divsion
smell em
holy fuck this place is shit
is this the real thread
Which goalie is most likely to carry their team kicking and screaming into the second round?
If the >rags do advance it will have to be hank getting the last use out of XXXL pads, the team is shit.
>>66645004
Must be, other thread got deleted
>>66645004
just let the retards stay there holy shit
>>66645019
Jimmy Howard
>the yulia pedo wins with his early thread
Fuck you and fuck the hypocrite modes
holy shit that redditor must be the most autistic guy on here
Im sorry for triggering him boys
>>66645019
quick
>>66645057
>>66645061
faggots I am the OP and I specifically said that neither of you or yulia are invited here. go make your own thread
>>66645068
Fuck you faggot I know it's you because of the fact it says hoc general since you get so ass blasted about it. You're beyond the worst poster on /hoc/
Why does the Flyers logo have a sunny side up egg on it?
>wake up
>Detroit hold on to the lead and won
>they shut Philthy the fuck out
>>66645081
what the fuck are you talking about? I said you're not invited. your posts are pointless just go away
>>66645096
Eat a dick you pedo faggot
>>66645086
it's a target to shoot at when the player has fallen out of favor with their fanbase
>tfw your spirited shitposting led to this clusterfuck
I don't even have to post anymore lol
>>66645112
If it's a target, why isn't red?
>>66645086
none of philadelphia's team names make sense.
>flyers
the logo is a P
>phillies
um thats the city I guess
>eagles
yeah thats the national bird, they don't exist anywhere near there though
>76ers
yeah 1776 is an important year but you shortened it
>>66645126
Leave. You kill threads. Please don't respond to me.
You can talk hockey. Just don't "cunnypost" and avatar fag
>>66645173
Phone fag
>>66645133
>No Chorizo con huevo
>No machacado con huevo
Pleb list desu senpai
>>66645149
That kind applies to most team, doesn't it?
>>66645178
Based Jimmy jam
why am I suprised that master of chubs is the pedo posting autist? That guy is seriously mentally ill.
>>66645202
I'm sure all cities have one team where the name makes sense. its pretty bad to go 0 for 4
>>66645212
I told you to shut the fuck up
>>66645213
Los Angeles
>Lakers
>Galaxy
>Kings
>Clippers
>Rams
>>66645212
I'm the eggs powerrankings. That fuck is a Flyers fan.
>>66645232
thats not a city though, thats a wasteland. lakers at least had an explanation before they moved.
angels is an actual name though and dodgers was also a name before they moved cities again too. LA just loves stealing teams
>>66645212
>>66645241
I live for sweet sweet (Yous), not to destroy /hoc/ threads
lelelellee LALALALALALALALA LEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OILERS = POO POO TEAM!
HAHAHAHAHA!
>>66645291
quality post Kipps
>>66645291
STOP WINNING
If joe thornton retired at the end of this season would he be a hall of famer?
Who will Las Vegas get in the expansion draft next year?
>>66645311
Of course.
>>66645307
>never won 3 straight games in a row all season
>wins it at the end of the year when we really had to tank
felt so depressed this whole week
;____;
>>66645337
Not depressed enough. You're still posting.
>>66645337
think about me when you get sad
>>66645356
shut the fuck up
>>66645380
Careful you might trigger him into one of his fits
>>66645380
Put your trip back on
>>66645399
Americans are by far the worst posters
Never on topic and always talking shit
>>66645399
>Canautists binding together to weep through the playoffs
>>66645417
They are usually really mad for no reason. I don't get it
>>66645337
Posting tits on /hoc/ will make you feel better.
>>66645311
no
he has almost identical stats to Mark Recchi and Jeremy Roenick both of which are not in the hall of fame
>>66645417
I give you Mexico
>>66645430
>>66645465
you're worse than mexico, you faggot
>>66645492
I see. You want to see kippers 12 y/o boy tits too. That's embarrassing desu
>>66645399
I see i don't even have to post and it triggers you
God damn Canada are you actually this salty about having all your shit teams get eliminated?
Is a Canadian going to win any award this year?
Art Ross >American
Rocket Richard >Russian
Norris >Swede
Hart >American
>tfw wongs meme their way to second round due to no stamkos
Thankyou based yzerman
>>66645577
>le invisible playoff man
Did he even score a goal in that series last year
>>66645595
No he blew but wongs wont need to worry about him
>>66645565
Why didn't you include the Veznia retard?
>25th at worst
>28th at best
Those 3 Cali wins really killed us.
If not for those we'd be tied with laffs for last.
https://streamable.com/qrnj
WOO
WE FINALLY HAVE A DARREN HELM WITH HANDS
>>66645630
My fault. Holtby the consensus? You're in luck Canada. You won't be completely shut out.
>>66645630
>Vezina
>>66645565
McDavid will win the Calder
Holtby or Elliott will win Vezina
>tfw no O Canada this year in the playoffs
Gonna miss it after how amazing it sounds in Winnipeg and Montreal's barns desu
>>66645702
>mcmeme
Nope. That'll be Russian as well.
post QTs you want to BLEACH
>>66645665
Also it appears the voters ate finally going to make the Norris about defence again.
Why is /hoc/ always about /int/ shitposting?
Clearly Canada produces the most elite talent. But on the other hand every country expcept Russia is quickly catching up.
Its 2016 can't we just enjoy the sport?
>>66645431
Roenicks not in the hall of fame?
>>66645743
>>66645728
>McMeme
>2nd in 5on5 points per 60 mins
>top 5 in ppg for most of the season and hit 2nd
>possibly the best player on his team along with Hall
>has a shit ton more skill than any other rookie
No way he can't win it, he is the best rookie.
>>66645743
>>66645747
90% of my bans come from /sp/ because i get baited into int fights against these fucking leafs
>>66645743
senpai
>>66645771
So you you have a weak will. The only way int shitposts continue is because you feed them.
What current players on teams will get their numbers retired?
>Kings
Kopitar
Quick
Doughty
Brown
>Ducks
Getzlaf
Perry
>Hawks
Toews
Kane
Keith
>Pens
Crosby
Malkin
Fluery
>Red Wings
Zetterberg
Datsyuk
>>66645747
Come now. Shitposting only increases over time. Being 2016 isn't an argument here.
>>66645764
Panarin also has a higher shooting percentage. We could crunch advanced stats all day but the fact remains that Panarin is in the to ten in the league in points. It won't be ignored
>>66645802
Lecavalier
>>66645747
Enjoy the sport? Nah man, we're only allowed to shitposting about each other's nationalities, apparently.
>>66645802
Kane
Crosby, Malkin
Datsyuk
>>66645802
>Canucks:
Sedin
Sedin
Horvat
Maybe Tanev if he plays with us for long enough.
Burrows will get Ring of Honour.
>>66645859
>Panarin also has a higher shooting percentage
Probably because he has Kane feeding him great passes and creating great opportunities, not to mention Panarin is also playing for last season's Stanley Cup champions, so he has great support around him.
>the fact remains that Panarin is in the to ten in the league in points.
He is only higher than McDavid because McMeme missed half the season, therefore total points are irrelevant in this case. PPG is more relevant.
>>66645923
Panarin is also playing with one of the worst faceoff men in the league. Don't get me wrong. Mcdavid will probably be one of the best of not the next player in the league someday. He's just made of tissue and will lose the Calder because of it.
make room /hoc/ bros fresh meme commin thru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xB7YGXXNj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xB7YGXXNj8
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>>66645964
>Doge hockey
>not superior Bair hockey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0E7amE2xXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IRZD-CEEV8
https://twitter.com/bradgalli/status/717866740462518273
PASHA PLS
>>66645802
>Capitals
Ovechkin
>Rangers
Lundqvist
>Laffs
Stamkos :^)
>Stars
Benn
Seguin
>Flyers
Giroux
>Bruins
Chara
Bergeron
Rask
maybe Marchand
>Habs
Subban
Price
>Flames
Gaudreau
>Snes
Karlsson
>Wild
Parise
>Sabres
maybe Jack Eichel
>Islanders
Tavares
>Panthers
Ekblad
not Barkov
>Devils
Schneider
>League wide
Jagr
>>66645951
Calder is awarded to the rookie with the most skill though, not the rookie who is least prone to injury.
>>66645993
Delusional
>>66646015
the A ball gives more scoring in the league, which would eliminate the need to decrease the size of goaler equipment at the cost of protection to the player in order to boost scoring in the NHL
>>66646049
Maybe Finns should just get good at hockey.
>>66645993
Way too many numbers.
>Quality players =/= legends
>>66646104
ok, maybe take out Subban, Giroux, Bergeron and Parise.
>>66646140
Parise will be retired. He's one of the few that you posted that will be retired
>>66645993
Koivu will get his number retired 100%. Parise not so much. Parise is a massive contract that hasn't played out. Until the Wild have more playoff success, Backström has a better chance of being retired.
But then again your whole post is who is good now, not who has been a major face of a franchise
>>66645802
Datsyuk might but Zetterberg probably won't.
>>66646154
Parise has done more for the Wild in 4 years then Koivu has done in his career.
Just the rejuvenation of fans when he signed outweighs Koivus absolute best season
>muhh bloated contract
I think it's funny that the only people that ever bring up Parise's contract interestingly enough aren't even Wild fans
>>66646153
Why? He hasn't done amazing things for MN yet. Has had lower production than in new fucking jersey. Obviously if he keeps it up throughout the 25 year contract and gets them to the wcf you could make a case. But unless he has a resurgence under a new coach his play style lends itself to a dropoff in his 30s
>>66646162
How can you even say Datsyuk might? He's a definite lock to get his jersey retired, he's even a definite lock for hall of fame.
Zetterberg won't get hall of fame but he'll likely get his jersey retired
>>66646187
Not everything is points lad. He's been Minnesota's best player every year he's played.
Probably more jerseys sold of him in 2 years than Koivu or Gaboriks entire careers.
He's basically the staple of Minnesota hockey and even if he doesn't break some meme points record that you have as a goal post his contributions to making NHL hockey a big deal again throughout the state can not be quantified. After the North Stars left a lot of people were turned off. Even when the Wild were selling out games during Jaques Lameme the Wild weren't many of Minnesotans go-to team believe it or not. Nothing to be inspired by. Nobody for kids to look up to. Now people state wide watch every Wild game. They give a shit. People wear Parise jerseys
I'm going to be dead fucking honest with you lad, the Wild are a what, 15 year old franchise? Parise signing was the biggest and most important moment in franchise history and I'm being absolute straight faced serious. Did a lot for the community.
>>66646170
I am a wild fan, chubs. He isn't deserving of the pay, just hitting 25 goals. Who scored goals during the 11 losses in 13 games? Coyle. Parise scored a meaningless 5 goals in 2 games and has been quiet in their 4 game skid.
Sure he is great for PR and ticket sales but look at the players that have the same pay. He just hasnt lived up to on ice expectations
.
Now he can make it all up in the playoffs.
For someone that lives in the asshole of MN you sure love a St Paul boy
>>66646198
You are fucking high and don't realize that the Red Wings have IMMENSELY high standards for retiring jerseys. With a really long history with a TON of players that were crucial to both the success of the franchise and growth of the actual sport, they have retired SEVEN jerseys.
Lidstrom (arguably the GOAT defenseman and unquestionably top 3)
Yzerman (Savior of the Red Wings and one of the GOAT forwards)
Abel, Lindsay, and Howe, who basically created Hockeytown with the famous Production Line.
Then you've got Terry Sawchuk who was at the time considered the best goalie to ever play the game and set a goaltending wins record for the next 30 years. Nobody broke his shutout record until MARTY BRODEUR.
Delvecchio is the final jersey and a big part of his retirement came from winning three cups in Detroit and is one of three players to play over 1500 games on ONLY one team, all three of whom were with Detroit.
Is Pasha a great player, possibly one of the best ever? Yes. Are his stats great? Yes. Is he rafter worthy for Detroit and the standards they set? Probably not. Even Larry Aurie doesn't have his retired but that's mostly Illitch being a fuck.
When you look at retired numbers in Detroit you can't use the same bullshit metrics for other teams where they hang shit like DIVISIONAL CHAMPIONS. As far as the standards for retirement, banners, etc, Detroit's are as high as Montreal's.
Some teams actually have and give a fuck about their legacy.
>>66646246
>detoilet
Wake me up when you're relevant again
>>66646246
>Debtoilet post
>>66646236
Haula has been arguably a better player since Torch took over. Why would Parise embody Minnesota hockey when he went to the almost Canadian frozen wasteland of UND?
>>66646246
>Won two cups
>Numerous individual trophies
>One of the most respected players in the whole league
>One of the greatest and most creative players to ever play the game
>Duur our legacy
You're retarded, you'd fuck up your legacy by not retiring his number
>>66646307
UND is a better choice for a hockey player than UofM
Just look at how JUST UofM has went.
>>66646309
He has to get a HHOF induction to even be considered first, and even that's iffy.
Not even top 100 in points all time. (103)
178th in Goals. (That's below Eric fucking Staal for the record)
To his credit he IS 79th in assists thanks to playing with Hank and the Wings teams he was on early in his career.
At the end of the day though those aren't career totals that guarantee let alone have an amazing shot at the HHOF. Is he supposed to get in just off the fact he was flashy and really good at dekeing people?
Take the fucking homer goggles off.
>>66646328
>there are 0 other D1 colleges in MN
There are plenty of options other than the goofers.
>half the team are freshman
Ya the program is totally shit because top players keep going pro. Yes that is a flaw that they can't be kept around but not entirely the programs fault.
How are the fighting Hawks going to look in a few years?
>>66646335
>Implying I'm a Detroit fan
Fuck off nigger, if him being inducted into the Hall of fame is iffy who (other than Crosby and ovi) isn't iffy?
>rags
>>66646442
Girgit monkee
>>66646429
The standards for the HHOF are really, really fucking high. Do you really think he's good enough to be put next to names like those? They're not just All-Stars. They're straight up legends of the sport. I think Pavel is an incredible player but I really don't know if he is at Hockey Legend status.
>>66646452
>tfw soon vinnys name will be on that list
>>66646478
>yfw you remember he almost became a >laff
will the Sedins be inducted into the HHoF?
like will they be in individually, or together?
>>66646496
Considering their stat line is basically identical, which is fucking creepy, they'll probably be inducted same time, event, etc.
Them not winning the cup after being cuck'd by Boston might really fuck their chances though. The HHOF takes championships and awards into its nominations which is retarded (outside of Rocket Richards, etc).
>>66646478
If Vinny doesn't get inducted I'll murder someone and burn Philthy to the ground
>>66646487
He could have been a hasb
>>66646530
If he doesn't it'll literally be Philthy's fault too which is fucking hilarious lel
>>66646452
Agree to disagree then, guess we'll just wait and see
>>66646503
>Olympics
>World Hockey
>World Junior
Both Sedins won at every level including individual awards, but missing the Cup. Unless it's a weak year, I don't think they will make it.
>>66646545
The Stanley Cup has a really heavy weight on the nominations though it seems like, which I've always thought is totally fucking retarded since it's a team sport, but whatever.
>>66646545
Kips I think you're falling too much into the "everyone hates us or is against us" view that so many of our fans have. Outside of a few loudmouths at the top,people appreciate the Sedins' talent. The Sedins will get into the HHoF. They're not first balloters, but they'll get there.
>>66646584
Pretty sure they're fucking aliums that play via telepathic connections desu.
>>66645291
>LEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>filtered
Glad to know my Litecoin beggar filter still works after all these years.
>>66646584
Nah, people don't hate the Canucks as much anymore since they're a shit team now. Never bought into the "everyone and the refs especially hates us!" meme (save for the few refs that did say they hate us).
Friendly reminder
>>66646626
>>66646632
>doncherry.jpg
elite
>>66646722
Inbred caveman retard
>>66646722
Based nemo
>>66646767
Only thing based here is my dick in your mother
>>66646774
Btfo
>>66645565
Calder > Russian.
Suomi on likainen keltainen paskanreikä
>>66646752
>mad at elite
>>66646335
Fedorov's number is getting retired in the new barn. If Dats stays another year (which he will) to finish his NHL career with the Joe along with it, it will be a double induction for the two Russians in 2017. They played two very unique games for the wheel, each of which bridging over two very distinct eras. If retiring a number in detroit hockey were all about stats it would just be jew york baseball. You're a fool to think otherwise.
Yzerman's was retired before getting inducted into the HHOF so your argument there is invalid too. Z definitely won't get his digits retired though so I agree with you there.
>Pens so dominant right now that their former league MVP and SCP MVP is reportedly going to be put on the 3rd line
>>66646820
Hello comrade
>>66646840
>Yzerman's was retired before getting inducted into the HHOF so your argument there is invalid too
You do know that, in an interview, Jim Devellano said Aurie isn't retired anymore because he wasn't a HHOF member right. It definitely 100% is a factor and issue. Yzerman got raised before his induction because he was a 100% lock. There was no way he wouldn't make it.
>>66646862
Hello, capitalist pig.
>>66646927
Idi nahui
>>66646927
Wew lad, don't make me come over there and liberate you
>>66646941
Sosi sboku, uyoba.
>>66646942
Like Vietnam?
>>66646626
>>66647104
Blyad
Where were you when the Philadelphia Flyers were shut out in their most important game of the season?
>>66647153
Dying of laughter.
>Voracek
>>66647178
Will memes ever be the same?
>>66647104
Pinko must go
ded
Flyers are going to end up one point short of the playoffs
>>66645802
>>66645993
Shea Weber
The face of the team(s) that saved hockey in Nashville
>>66646154
>But then again your whole post is who is good now, not who has been a major face of a franchise
I am predicting who will be the face of the franchise considering they stay there.
Ovechkin, Lundqvist, Stamkos, Chara, Price and Jagr are pretty much guaranteed to get their jersey retired, the others are predictions considering the skill they are showing currently.
>>66645993
>Marchand
wew
>>66646828
I couldn't agree more.
>THREE (3) good 7 pm games tonight
which do I watch
>>66648171
>tfw have to wake up at 2am more often than not if I want to watch games
I should move to the land of the free baka desu familia
Hey \hawk\, I posted in the autograph thread, but the discussion would be better here. What kind of autographed merchandise do you guys own? Here's mine:
>framed, signed Gretzky Oilers jersey
>framed, signed picture of Gretzky playing his last game in Edmonton
>framed, signed picture of McDavid
>>66648211
you can live with me
>nurse takes a puck to the throat
And you say karma isn't real
>>66648379
as far as hockey goes
>countless local AHL team stuff, has fleischmann, green, fehr, hendricks
>Ovechkin banner
>lemieux pucks and pictures
>various lemieux teammate signatures with it
>carey price picture
>crosby jersey
>dupuis puck
a lot of football and basebore stuff too
>bill is going to get a ring and there is nothing you can do about it
I just came here to
>rags
That is all
>>66648561
Why would i want to do anything about it
>>66646246
and i don't think you realize that we've only retired 7 numbers because we were the dead things for about 40 years
>>66648595
>we've
>we
>>66648532
i have a wongs jersey signed by the entire 2002 team, it's my most treasured possession
You now remember that Jonathan Cheechoo won the rocket richard in 2005-2006
>>66648532
>&L82
>Gretzky didn't win the Calder
>Crosby didn't win the Calder
>McDavid won't win the Calder
McDavid confirmed GOAT.
>>66648742
McDavid will win the calder mate
Just watched my first game ever lads, pretty based sport. I like that schenn guy, is he gud?
>>66648951
Brayden or Luke?
Both pretty mediocre neverthless
>>66648930
Shut up now.
If he wins it he will never be GOAT.
>>66648975
The one who plays for the flyers, unless they both do then i dunno
>>66649001
they both used to but flyers fans were too stupid to tell them apart so one of them was traded away
>>66648951
You should keep watching it mate, especially the playoffs.
Good shit 2bh, and also if you're interested watch the AIHL, it's pretty shit tier but it's local hockey so.
Who wins the draft lottery this month?
>inb4 Edmonton Oilers
>>66649035
Columbus.
>>66649035
hopefully the oilers
>>66649035
i've already accepted the oilers win, it'll make it easier when they actually do
>>66648951
>>66649001
brayden schenn is having a pretty good year.
>>66649053
noice
>>66649053
just not while playing defense. he was on the ice for every goal yesterday
>>66649076
he's playing better defense than he was last year.
>he was on the ice for every goal yesterday
one of those was a shorthanded breakaway and another was an empty netter. hardly his fault.
>>66649134
he made the pass that lead to the breakaway :^)
>>66649147
and yet the blame would clearly be on jake for not receiving it. are you by any chance delusional?
>>66649161
:^)
>>66649167
take your meds
This fucking team can't even tank correctly. How the fuck does this thing get turned around anytime in the near future without Auston Matthews? I just know this team is gonna get fucked in the draft and pick outside of the top 5.
>one Doughty supporter went so far as to lightheartedly suggest - at least I think it was lighthearted - that anyone voting Karlsson for the Norris should lose their voting privileges
TOP KEK
Oilers have a 20% chance of winning the Lottery.
There are 3 lotteries. Puljujärvi is likely to go 3rd overall meaning 1.20 X 3 = there is a 60% chance Jesse becomes an Edmonton Oiler check em
>>66649175
see you at the rink breydenn
t. jake
>>66649234
REEEEE REEEEEE REEEEEEE
>>66649234
that is not how probabilities work
How many veteran players does Edmonton have?
>>66649234
Oilers aren't last senpai. And I would bet my left nut the leafs finish last.
>>66649267
Oilers have to lose their last game (likely) and the Leafs have to win 1 and get the loser point in the other (unlikely). Leafs have a worse ROW, so all signs point to Leafs finishing last, but Edmonton will work their black magic and get the 1st overall again.
Friendly reminder the Shorks have a losing record at home this season
>>66649436
Where Edmonton finishes is fucking irrelevant. They still seem to win the lottery regardless.
>>66649467
In a perfect world, if they don't finish last then they have a worse chance to win the lottery. But this isn't a perfect world. They could win the cup and somehow still get the 1st overall
>>66649492
they should trade eberle for Boston's pick so they can pick #1 and #2.
>>66649263
Matt Hendricks
Andrej Sekera
Mark Fayne
Patrick Maroon
There's more but these are the only ones who actually contribute. There's still a lot of dead weight left over from the previous management that will be leaving this off-season
>>66649523
>Boston's pick
Am I missing something here
>>66649446
There was a whole discussion on whether Parise is the franchise player of Minnesota.
Come on mate, open your eyes.
>>66649532
they'll miss the playoffs so they'll be in the lottery
>Jonathan Droiun and Matt Taormina recalled by #TBLightning from #SyrCrunch
This team is literally going to be Syracuse in the playoffs. Who the fuck is Matt taormina
>>66649562
>there's a 1% chance the Bruins move
Its a stretch, but I'd probably cry if that happened
if there is a division realignment after the expansion, I feel that if we moved to Metro, we would dominate the division forever.
being mediocre in the strongest division isn't as fun as it was supposed to be.
I really just want a Caps-Shorks stanley cup finals just so that we once and for all can get an answer to which franchise are truly the greatest of chokers.
>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
>1h ago
>Drouin merely being on the roster for 2 games - doesn't have to play them - would get him credit for an accrued year
Interesting
>>66649523
>wanting eberle
KEK
>>66649458
reminder that they have the best road record this season.
>>66649646
>best road team
>lower playoff seed
>will have more road games
ITS ALL A PART OF THE PLAN
Is anyone really that surprised that the russians got busted for doping their U18 team?
>>66649667
The history of sharks in the playoffs doesn't bode very well for them regardless of what seed they're in. They'll never get past 2 rounds of the west they just aren't strong enough. At least one of Ducks Kings Hawks Stars Preds will beat them
>>66649599
>>66649599
>Drouin
Can he save this dumpster fire of a team?
>>66649698
>it was 3-0
I get chills every time
>>66649742
No, they won't let him
Gunna trade him in the offseason to a team that can groom him on the 2nd/3rd line until he can be elite. Look for the Ducks, Stars, Rags, or BlackCucks to get him
>>66649742
He has then potential and the playmaking ability he just can't score
>>66649692
No every eastern euro uses it and it only just got banned in january
>>66649816
Jamal Mayers?
>>66649863
holy fuck that waist-hips ratio HNNNGGGGGG
>>66649863
Anson "swagman" Carter?
>>66649969
I mean, Anson looks pretty much like PK.
I can't think of any other black media people other than him and Weekes.
Best bracket
>>66649996
Stamkos is out for like 3 months.
>>66649996
>kitties not going to Stan Lee bowl
HEETHEN
how would this realignment plan work? would it bring in more shekels?
>>66650014
Is he on an eastern team because the entire east is just a meme waiting to happen
>>66649996
>rags beating pongs
>rags beating caps
>TB not getting swept in the first round
1/10
>>66645999
And McMeme missed half the season. He won't win because he did and PPG? Wow what a fucking lame statistic to use to say someone should win the Calder.
Panarin actually played the whole season. McMeme didn't. Over and out
>>66649969
>If I had more data on my phone I
>more data
You guys still have data caps?
What is this? The early 2000s?
t. different fag
>>66650017
>Shorks
>Ducks
>Kings
>Stors
>Bloos
>Perds
>same conference
I'd pay to see that shit
>>66650034
North American mobile plans are fucking egregious. I am honestly so jealous of how it is in Europe.
>>66650025
Pongs vs rags is a toss up. Caps will choke like always.
>>66646429
Kane, Toews, Keith, Hossa, possibly Seabrook and Hammer?
Oh look its the six who have been there for all three Cups in Chicago. Almost like winning big helps your case or something
>>66650051
>Rags over Pongs not an upset
Wewlad
>>66650074
>wewlad
wewlad
>>66650078
>Wewlad
Wewlad
>wewlad
>>66650026
But that's not what the Calder is for, it's for the most proficient rookie.
The award is arbitrarily awarded to rookie who has the most skill and proficiency in hockey that season, not the one with the most points and who played the most games.
>>66649035
Edmonton can and then the hoards will burn their city down
>>66650026
>>66650089
Also McDavid has shown to be the more proficient hockey player than Panarin this season, that is certain.
>>66650028
He's since shaved his dreads off.
pic related what he looks like now
>>66649446
Because Minnesota is an irrelevant franchise and only Mild idiots give a fuck about them
Who /smugforaday/ here?
get yo ass whooped, philthy
Who else /gonnawatchthekingslose/ tonight?
>>66650112
That's your opinion and you have fun with that.
If McMeme wins the Calder its because the writers are so assblasted Canada can't do shit this year
>>66650132
Gostisbehere is doing alright.
He has shown a lot of clutch skill on the Flyers this season, and he could be comparable to Panarin I guess.
>>66650085
>>66650045
All mobile plans in Finland (as far as I know) have unlimited data.
You'd genuinely would have to take extra effort and look for a data-capped one
25€ per month for 50 Mbit/s with limitless data.
Though I could go down as low as 20€ per month if I paid for my phone calls and texting instead of them being completely "free".
>>66650146
no prob
thanks m8
love me some siri
>>66650147
i would watch the ducks lose tonight, but i got adult league finals tonight
>>66646335
Imagine if Datsyuk wasn't injured all the time. Guy will finish just shy of 1000 points in just over 1000 games
He'd finish at like 1200 if he actually played more than one full season
Either way, I think they retire both or neither. Both players were a big part of their generations success after lidstrom, Datsyuk is an incredible player and zetterberg is elite as well, but an even better leader.
I'm leaning towards neither, but if I played for the wings, I wouldn't dare touch 13 or 40
>>66650206
Adult league?
>>66650162
I see it going to McDavid, Panarin or Gostisbehere.
From the games I have watched, McDavid shows an incredible amount of talent and should therefore win the Calder in my eyes.
I haven't seen Panarin much, but when I have it seems like he is being benefited greatly by Kane's stellar season and his amazing passing and playmaking. However you could make the case that Panarin's skill has been the driving force behind Kane's season.
Gostisbehere has made a pretty big impact on the Flyers with his offensive D, but his skills don't stand out to me regularly.
But then again, if McDavid wins the Calder he will never be GOAT.
>>66650217
beer league
>>66650228
Panarin is getting it and it's not even a debate.
>>66650206
Ducks will beat the kongs...again.
ELITE
>>66650014
>invisible playoff man
>>66650310
Eliter 2bh
P.S. SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>66648379
>signed laurent brossoit puck i will jew on ebay
>signed darnel nurse pick i jewed on ebay
>signed david musil pick that might be worth something if he gets called up
>tons of literally who autographs from the ECHL days
>>66650307
fine by me
would rather meme the shorks with less travel than play the boring preds
>>66650322
>senior hockey
youth is the future
>>66650345
Then the Queens get cucked by the shorks and hilarity ensues
>>66650371
>No
Yes
>>66650382
>Yes
No
Laine's Ovie-like goal baka desu senpai
Post good hockey songs lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkeVwX14tZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3atJWUBl76I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3GQverRiQ
LAAAAAAAINEEEEEEEEWE HOOOLY SHIIIIT WHAT FUUUUCK LAINELAINELAINELAINELAINE
>>66650392
>>66650399
link?
>>66650399
the absolute madman
>>66650390
No
>Yes and every one will laugh
>kärpät getting memed on by laine
Best finnish sniper since Häyhä
>Puljubust
>>66650408
http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/404946_tappara_karpat/#webplayer_ifr|407195|404946|407195|220|2|en
This is the link I'm using.
KEK
>mathbust
Bruins elimination day!
>>66650465
Is this a playoff game???
https://youtu.be/eusQmfBiOOA
https://youtu.be/DLLzzyC1tpI
Both goals
>>66650465
>liiga
Its fucking nothing
>>66650498
Semifinals 4th game
finnbust prospect delusion on full power today
>>66650510
>Swiss league
It's less than nothing
>>66650510
>NLA
>Kids league
ahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Will pooathan pooin save the bolts?
>>66650514
But these 2 teams played in the finals last year?
Are there no conferences in Liiga?
Another Tappara-Kärpät final would have been epic, especially with Aho, Laine and Puljujärvi.
>>66646246
Detroitfag here, zetty and dats will get their numbers retired, maybe on the same night, both players are proof the wongs were sucessful in the salary cap era
>>66646292
>Debtoilet
I chortled
Is that a Finnish version of "The Wanderer" I hear...
>>66650545
Distances are so short that theres no reason to have conferences
JUST
>>66646246
Datsyuk is SURELY getting retired. And i'm fairly certain zetterberg is as well.
Datsyuk, a 2 time cup winner, some of the best puck handling skills you'll ever find in the game, will reach the 950-1000 point range all with the wings. Zetterberg/Datsyuk are both 6th-7th in scoring respectively, and datsyuk will surely pass into 5th all time.
If you haven't noticed, all those ahead of him at that point, have been retired. They're both a huge part of an era in detroit that'll more than likely be looked at in the future as their all time prime.
>>66650684
>muh dangles
Dropped
go kings go
>>66650796
The wild bolts owl will happen one day
How do you guys lace your skates?
I have it firm and miss the top eyelet.
I also do pic related.
>>66650933
I play goal so I tighten firm up to the top, lean forward to give the space my ankle will need when bending and such, then lean back and tie like normal.
>>66650758
That's not a LA grill not enough plastic
>>66650982
Forgot pic
who's better Brandon saad cam atkinson or Boone jenner
>>66650796
Pedo/10
>>66651044
Saad
>>66650796
Only 3 total problems with that chart
>liking kongs over ducks
>liking ny teams
>liking the fliers
I cant shake this bad feeling that Laine will be picked by Edmonton or Vancouver.
Goddamn it.
>>66651296
me too, I don't want that bust on my team
t. Nucks fan
>>66651030
Rocking the ccm u+ and they're not exactly the softest pair of skates so I basically put my ankles in a vice I mean borderline circulation being cut off, but having them feel like part of your feet and not a boot makes all the difference to me.
I also leave the bottom two eyelets untied because I need a wide toebox since I have really wide feet
>>66651044
Cam. Even tortorella knows it
>>66645859
Colton Paryako should also be considered I think
>>66651296
>laine + sedins line
>>66651570
He looks great but a bit sheltered IMO
It's the final week of the hockey pool boys and I need some advice:
>Greiss vs Rags
>Quick vs Ducks
>Eliott vs Hawks
pick two
W, SHO, SV%, GAA
>Krejci vs Detoilet
>Brayden Schenn vs Toronto
>Ladd vs St. Louis
G, A, +/-, PPP, SHP, HITs, PIMs and I need hits, pims and ppp most
Please guys please halp
>>66650968
Goalie too. I lace mine all the way to the top. Tighten up until about the third hole from the top, then I basically just pull the laces taut and tie them. I do it so the walls with the holes stay straight all the way up the skate giving tons of ankle room.
>>66651868
Quick Elliot
Shenn
>>66651994
That's what I picked too
Cheers brother
>>66652019
np dood
barkov is elite
>>66652261
At being a bust
>>66652424
he's almost a point per game this year
PULJUU
P U L J U
U
L
J
U
>>66652531
The battle of the draft is done.
Pulju is going 2nd overall.
>>66652558
and laine is first i presume
If you want to win, don't trust a finn
>>66648171
beaner vs beaner will probably be good
>>66652689
uhh pretty sure A FINN just scored the game winning goal in 2ND OVERTIME
>>66652725
In some irrelevant kiddie league
>>66652725
And how many finns failed to score before that?
Finns are born losers desu
>>66652828
i don't know but the lone swede almost decided the game with his retarded penalty :D
>>66649744
Nice Vinny dubs
Sharks think they'll redeem themselves by beating LA in a series, but they won't. Pretty much the only way to redeem themselves is to do a reverse sweep to the Kings, which they'll never do,
It will always have been 3-0
>>66652887
He probably just got bored ;^)
>>66650066
Datskyuk has won two cups you stupid fuck, people have got inducted into the hall of fame with less than that. Seabrook and Hammer will not be in the hall of fame either.
>>66650147
Me, don't care though, we haven't had regular season success against you guys for like 4 seasons
>>66651140
Kings have more handsome players than the Cucks
>>66652933
>33
>3-3
game 7 confirmed?
>>66652828
Dont you have any swedish top prospects to post about that will go in the first round?
Oh, it's ok Abdi. Can you post something about Karllson or justify his Norris at least? :) Would hate to see you non-contribute like usually :)
>>66653377
>77
GAME 7 DUBS
>>66653473
I would also like to add that oululaiset rakastaa opiaatteja, narkkeja kaikki.
>>66653495
>5
What does it mean?
>>66653502
confirmed t. oulu
>tfw peaking at the right time
who can stop us?
>>66653502
>>66653546
>opiaatteja
Ku mä olin siel ne veteli kyl suurimmaks osaks piriä
t. helsinki
>>66653590
Kings, Caps, Preds, Ducks, Blues, Pens
>>66653590
Anybody with a balanced team.
>>66653613
nice meme, we've BTFO all of those teams already
>>66653681
>we
>>66653590
Any team with an NHL level defense, aka every team they might meet in the 1st round
Hey reddit
>>66653590
You guys will be the third central champ to fall to the Wild in a row before the blackhwaks sweep them in 6.
Better accept it.
>>66653711
I'm a season ticket holder, loser. What have you done with your shit life?
>>66653724
>Finland
>mattering
kill yourself trash
>>66653744
>watching other people do a thing counts as me doing that thing
>>66653473
>your average buttmad finn
>>66653681
Actually, the Kings btfo you, 5-2, they also won the first game, you guys won one game last week, hardly, so they beat you guys in the regular season.
Blues beat you guys in the regular season series
Ducks beat you in the regular season series
>>66653744
>season ticket holder of the dallas stars
>other peoples lives are shit
you can't make this up
>>66653681
You lost to the ducks
>>66653740
>sweep in 6
Triggered. Amerifats fuck off, this isnt for you
>>66653893
>>66653920
>>66653924
He's not even a stars fan lads
>>66653940
ahaha everyone look at how young and stupid the americaitlyn poster is. are you even 18?
>>66653744
>double finnish goaltending
You really think you'll win the cup huh
Mitä vittua oulussa voi tehdä?
>>66653995
istua tietokoneella ja juoda viinaa
>>66653995
Mennä serkkujen kaa kylille ja joutua tappeluun koska
>"Oot sä Hesasta?"
>>66653095
Ah so you admit your a faggot.
>>66654138
>Not being secure enough in your straightness to be able to compliment another guys looks
How's it being a faggot? It is the current year bud, no one will shame you for coming out now and days
>>66645747
>the Norris is going to be about defense again
so Suter is going to win it? I hope you aren't saying that Doughboy was the best defensively this year.
Here's hoping Drouin kills it so Yzerman can sell him for more than a bag of pucks.
>>66654381
Its somewhat irrelevant because the debate was always between karlsson and Doughty. Since its inception no norris winner was on a team that didn't make the playoffs. Make of that as you will.
>>66649035
>there is over a 70% chance that a Canadian team gets it
Not a Canadian team.
>tfw watching the masters until hokkei
Who else /comfy/ here
>>66654381
Suter also had a career best year in points iirc. Good to see he has benefited from fewer minutes. Still doesn't have a slapshot worth a shit though...
>>66652509
He's 0ppg in games he didn't play
BUST
>have a beard
>now I can't grow a playoff beard
>Mark Stone's turnover ratio this year
Is the rest of the NHL even trying to get the puck?
>>66654636
i can't wait til that jew fucker is gone
Reminder that LA is California's team
>>66654636
The rigballs will give him to Arizona
>>66655321
Orale Vato
Who are the Lakers of hockey?
kings/hawks/rangers?
>>66655821
go away nignog
>tfw some wongs loser told me to go "read the rules of 4chan" in a thread yesterday
why are they so beta?
>“The best way to describe Jaromir,” Panthers forward Jussi Jokinen said, “is that the way some people love their kids, that’s how he loves the game.”
What did he mean by this?
>>66656397
that's a pretty straightforward statement
>>66656371
You have to be a special kind of cuck to voluntarily live in debtoilet
>>66654341
>Implying I can't complement a guy
However liking a hockey team based solely on how hot the guys are is faggish. Also
>Hurr the current year durr
>>66655821
hasb
>>66655321
>mistaken
>>66656506
when you want to make fun of a fag you should know the difference between complement and compliment
>starting goalie for Montreal
>Charlie Lindgren
>Lindgren
>is from Minnesota
No surprise there..
>>66650684
"all time prime"? I feel like teams may have golden ages/phases (see: 1996-2002 or 08 if you want to reach) but I definitely don't think this will be the wings "all time prime" by any means, especially with guys who are going to develop into beasts like Larkin, Mrazek, Athanasiou, Tatar and Nyquist (although they're both kind of pussy mode right now). Detroit has a bright future.
>>66656659
When you wanna stop sucking cock...oh wait you never do, continue
>>66656885
is this third grade?
>>66656798
Finnish ancestry, despite the name :)
>>66656923
Post proof please :)
Besides. Lindgren is swedish. So even if his ancestors were from Finland, they in turn had swedish ancestry anyway :)
>>66657015
There's gotta be a true swede-swede prospect you can vouch for, this is getting sad
>mfw there will be 0 players under 6 feet tall drafted in top10 this year
Manlets btfo
>>66657131
You're sad
>>66657149
>tfw 173CM
>>66657224
>tfw 17.77 cm
is pens-caps going to be good tonight or will they be resting since it's a meaningless game
will probably watch ruins crash out of the ploffs anyway
>>66657323
i mean it could be a "if we see you in the playoffs we're going to fuck you up" type game but eh. probably not too much.
And yeah, bruins ded.
>mfw the meme god allows the broons into the ploffs
so
in the last few weeks banter about a big fat trade has been getting weird.
No body wants Hartnell. Period. He's expensive, old, and uncoachable.
Tyutin more or less wants a deal like Anisimov and he's not going to get it so presumably he's not worth picks.
Bob has been very quietly and briefly been shopped around. I'd love to speculate who but I can't even churn up a plausible pile of bullshit.
My gut thinks it probably for centermen, not another dollar for dollar goaltender. Every sober front office at least inquired about Steve Stamkos but it's in the blood with him so fuck that. CBJ has a very friendly relationship with Philly and Nashville. I think theres a chance another Ranger could come over to make Doobie a little more zen.
It's just becoming more and more apparent as the regular season comes to a close that as soon as no one has to see him day to day people are going to get more and more comfortable discussing Bob's future.
Here's hoping for Wayne Simmons or Pekka Rinne.
>>66649698
>preds
>stors
>cucks
>kongs
>>66657323
ovi vs malkin is always fun but there's no malkin so count that out. pens only need one point in the next 2 games so they might be playing hard to get the point today so they can do whatever they want against the flyers and the pens have been fun to watch lately so it might be ok.
McDavid confirmed for attending World Championships. Any other player confirmations? Usually around this time of year we have most of the rosters worked out but there's been like 5 players in total so far.
>Year 2350
>NHL somehow still around
>All possible jersey numbers have been retired
>Have to start using big initials instead
>>66657706
futurama already did it child. they use fractions
>>66657717
I didn't think people actually watched that show. Very bad writing. But that's odd
>>66657660
great hopefully he breaks his clavicle again on chiarelli's bullshit showcase team
>>66657747
futurama is very much loved and was incredibly well written, tons of people watched it, where the fuck were you in the late 2000s
>>66657747
> fururama pre first cancellation
> bad writing
Leave
>>66657747
its matt groening you pleb its great writing
>>66657769
Not watching adult cartoons like an autist
who else /watchbruinsgetcucked/ tonight?
>>66657786
Groening was incredible with the Simpsons but Futurama was fucking dumb.
>>66657800
I'm sure you were very grown up in 1999
>>66657819
Me, family
>>66657843
You said late 2000's you ass
>>66657885
He said that
Futurama debuted in 1999 and was great until at least 2005
Again, where the fuck were you?
>>66657885
>different flag
>(You)
>>66657777
>le simple protagonist
>le edgy robot
>le feminist cyclops
>le mad scientist
>le wacky lobster man
>le 420 man
>le perky woman
Any other meme characters from that show? :^)
>>66657958
listen to the jokes you idiot not the characters
>>66657958
>let me just simplify everything I dislike into a memey box and call it shit
you live a sad life
>>66658020
Where are we again? 4chan? This is the place for those things. Deal with it.
>>66657902
please do your thing please
>>66658020
out here on the west coast we call that Canucks version 2015-2016.
Fuck Finland
>>66658049
no its not, its only what you little kids thinks its supposed to be
is there a version of laffs or rags for the bruins? i wanna laugh at them
maybe
>ruins?
>>66658055
Will do
>>66658078
You're speaking as if you're old enough to not be dubbed a "millennial"
>>66658049
Only retards think this place is for shitting on absolutely everythinfg
>>66648481
can I come too?
>>66658087
>bombston
>b-ruins
>bearfuckers
>leg jokes
>pressure cooker jokes
All appropriate banter
>>66658119
You faggots need to lighten up. Can't take it? Boo.
>>66657958
>I hate everything
Into the trash you go
>>66658090
flyers fag friend wanted me to go to the game tonight and I could've had one of them but seemed like a waste of money and we would've showed up late. gotta watch pens caps
>>66658159
Why do Canadians have a tough time with criticism?
>>66658183
Wouldn't have been a waste of money tbf
>>66658186
sorry, bro. sorry. I mean... sorry... Is there a Timmy's anywhere close by?
>>66658186
>implying what you posted was criticism
Not quite my fat American friend.
>>66658206
Never even been there. But apparently Futurama criticism should come with a trigger warning. How ridiculous.
>>66658263
Careful. All of Canada has had hair triggers since the season started winding down and they won't be hearing Oh Canada for a while.
>>66658263
Sure cait. Maybe try not being such an edgelord, maybe you will make some friends.
>>66653032
Nice overreaction there asshole. I said possibly Seabs and Hammer and you went to full stupid immediately.
Also no objection to the other four so get shit on. If it wasn't for Chicago and them beating Bton you'd be in worse shape to make the playoffs so you are welcome dumbfuck
>>66658213
its a lot of money for a game where I'd have the misfortune of having to root for the >laffs
>>66658395
On the other hand
>big ass slice of greasy pizza
When the Maple Leafs draft auston matthews, should I buy his jersey?
>>66658493
That's not how you spell Patrik Laine
>>66658445
I went to the caribbean soul food truck and got chicken and mac n cheese its a fair trade
>>66658493
you mean the Oilers right?
>pens/caps
or
>bruins/wongs
>>66658493
>tfw the Cantpucks swoop in on the #1 pick
>>66658607
I would rather the oilers get him than fucking Vancouver. Fuck that entire city and their dog shit team.
>>66658607
nah this is the Canucks we are talking about. I see them picking 4th or 5th. They will take Bean because hurr durrr western league defensemens hurr duurrr Medicine Hat...
>>66658567
Would have been jealous if I didn't have a good freedomburger for dinner
>>66658595
>game that doesn't matter
>game that matters
>>66658635
>laffs
>>66658636
>drafting Jake Bean 4th or 5th
Why not just give your pick away instead?
>>66658660
exactly. This is Benning and "I drafted Jankowski in the 1st Round" Weissbrod
>>66658674
I think we'll see Finns being drafted 2-4 to be honest.
Matthews
Laine
Pulju
Juolevi
>>66658660
that feeling when the back end next season for Vancouver is
Edler - Tanev
Sbisa - Hutton
Tryamkin - Bean
>tfw you sit next to the god emperor of mankind and he is an aussie tier shitposter IRL
>it's an Eric Boulton episode
>rags
lads will be wewed
>>66658719
>he has sbisa unironically in his lineup
>>66658709
>this triggers the swedes
>>66658709
depends on who drafts 4th. Only way Canucks draft on of those meme Mongoloids is if they pick 2nd or 3rd.
>>66658824
Promise?
>>66645149
>they don't exist anywhere near there though
bald eagles live all over the US, dipshit
>>66658840
I don't have to. I got a GM who doesn't know what he is doing, a President busy selling memberships to treadmills, and assistant GM who was run out of Calgary in charge of my team. No way in hell they will pick anyone good unless they get top 3 and they will be forced to take awesomeness.
caps starting the game out with the official 2015-2016 league of legends theme song
are the caps going to lose out the season?
will holtby fall short of the record?
>>66644928
We only US NHL around here.
>>66658872
alium/10
>that award presentation
I didn't come here to feel
>>66658872
>Already gave up a goal
Will the Verizon Center collapse out of luck?
>tfw pongs are gonna meme on caps in this meaningless game and pongs fans will get delusional again
>>66645802
>Caps
Ovechkin
>Pongs
Crosby
>Wongs
Datsyuk
>Calgary
Iginla
>Sparkledogs
Doan
>Basically Every Team
Jagr
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