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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl-pqk5Tds
>Ferguson is out of his fight with Khabib, UFC can't find him a new opponent as of yet
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/5/11374258/tony-ferguson-injured-khabib-nurmagomedov-bout-scratched-from-ufc-on
FREE FIGHTS:
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
Rothwell vs MItrione: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
JDS vs Mir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
AUTIST MEMESTER OP OUT
FERGUSON OUT
KHABIB IN
ROTHWELL IN
neetrex
AND PHIL
Dana White here. Ask Me Anything you fuckin' goofs.
>>66618080
Post timestamp you goof.
I love holy war angel
![Myles-Jury-Nick-The-Tooth-UFC-165[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z4uP6vg.jpg "Myles-Jury-Nick-The-Tooth-UFC-165[1]")
is nick the tooth a meme yet?
>>66618119
He never will be
>>66618032
>information of note
>tate doesn't have a scheduled fight
select one
>>66618093
Any more requests, fuckin dweebs?
>>66618119
he has to be funny to be a meme
>>66618138
>i dont like wmma
>>66618161
>he watches women """fight"""
>>66618161
>I lost to Asslick Daily
can someone post the jre link here? i'm listening to it in the other thread
>>66618093
>>66618154
BTFO
dana why don't you pay filthy more? whats with you and giving sage more than veterans?
>>66618182
THE MADMAN
hope he breaks that muslim piece of shits jaw
>>66618178
>usung third person for a conversation youre in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbz6Vpcavds&feature=youtu.be
John Gooden is a vegan lads
>>66618182
Aww yiss
>>66618182
wew, he's gonna get btfo
>>66618199
>
cerrone is shite now, usada already beat him
>>66618204
>implying im the one you responded to
>he thinks this is a conversation
>>66618154
More albu fights
post walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY
>>66618221
>all of russia
>roiding
pick both
>>66618225
>typing "you"
>thinking this chat is not a conversation
>implying i thought you were the person that replied
Damn El Cucuy was fast becoming a top boy of mine. Really disappointed about this.
>>66618251
lad, most fighters are roiders, it's just some coped with being natty-ish better like robbie, some are complete shells of their former selves like cerrone or hendricks
>>66618246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8
PRIDE OF YORKSHIRE
>>66618195
Because his antics don't move the needle u dummy. His fanbase are all internet dorks
Have u seen Sage? He's a legit god. I'm sure your girl creams her jeans every time that ripped little cultist does a cartwheel.
>>66618246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN226CmaNcI
>>66618246
CUMON MORE ENERGY (NO HOMO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg
>>66618277
conrad is the #1 roider on the roster
>>66618308
>me
>girl
good joke haha
also its not all about fans and shit, working in ufc and having a high percentage of your fights end in bonuses should get you a decent raise. this whole sage thing is too mandrama for me tbch, and I used to watch that shit
>>66618333
>tfw this will never play on /fit/ again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIZ44Ikf2c
>mfw lithcuck got exposed yesterday
>>66618380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-kBaBxoARQ
>>66618395
missed it, sauce
>>66618395
Exposed how?
>>66618403
>whew
cucked like vitor
>>66618154
good shoop is good
>>66618347
Listen fuckhead, I'll level with you. This Reebok deal screws fighters. it does. I know that. I can't say that out loud. The point is that it helps us expand are brand. Stop complaining over short term shit and look at the big picture. Oh, and get more followers u chodeburger
ayo Jon...
>>66618403
wew you could see her get wet when he just lifted her up. sextape when?
>>66618447
very rude dana :(
>>66618480
'bout that dick
>>66618447
>expand are brand
>are
>>66618480
>tfw this meme was prolonged
>>66618499
fuck u goof
>>66618488
post the full webm from that pic
whose your favourite manlet fighter /sp/? the guy who is 'one of the good ones'
>>66618517
i don't have it gay-goof
>>66618540
Joe Rogan
>>66618119
Is who a what?
>>66618119
post some oc and I'll meme the shit out of him based bongland god
>>66618540
Matt Serra was always my boy. That dude is a fucking turbo manlet like 5'5 competing at welterweight, poor guy is built like a ninja turtle
>>66618513
>tfw this meme was prolonged
like jon's dick?
Is Luke part Native American?
>>66618660
yes, cant you see his clearly asiatic features? all the best fighters are part asian.
>tfw my brother's favourite fighter is Rockhold and I am the member of the team
>>66618660
it's just not fair, even while having receding hair he looks like a god. fuck my life
>>66618182
>yfw someone always gets hurt right before a spicy fight
>yfw it wasn't Khabib this time
>>66618695
heem yourself my man
>>66618660
10/10 no homo
I wonder how many spicy fights we lose a year due to meme injuries
>yfw
>>66618695
>tfw i cant bantz with my brother because he is a heroin junkie
What should Jon's walkout be for his return?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKSJN3WWR3E
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWM56BHeyE
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4MRmEPNUxY
>tfw no qt twink heemposter lithuanian for playful banter and wrestling after fights followed by comfy fireplace cuddles
why even live?
>>66618695
>tfw my brother's boy is Weidman and I like Rockhold
>>66618754
sheeeit
Perma heem'd
>>66618762
https://youtu.be/6vYnas6q3Sg
>>66618762
Fear of a Black Planet (entire album)
>>66618769
i can be your girlfriend tonight
>>66618769
>homos inhabiting my mewvment forum
IM MAJAH AGAINST DAT
>>66618755
>tfw can bantz with my brother and practice my jitz on him and win everytime
>>66618762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlyoRm9UqbE
>>66618032
>4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
Post people who were your boy but then cheated/turned out to be shit/dickheads
>>66618873
my bad lad
i'll fix it next time I post a thread
>>66618816
do you have a cute penis like lithtwinks?
>>66618824
>
>>66618880
Durian Rider is no longer my boy
>>66618898
Could Gunnar beat Nate at 170?
>>66618911
Yes
>>66618880
none you weirdo
MADMAN
>>66618955
Cerrone must be broke and needs money again
>why do pre-fight injuries exist heem
>>66618976
TAXES
>>66618955
That is two months after, its not too crazy. Granted its impossible to guarentee his health will hold up.
>>66618962
SHE WILL ALWAYS BE MY BOY
>>66618911
>Losing to Rick Story
![francis-ngannou-poses-for-a-post-fight-portrait-backstage-during-the-picture-id502015648[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u1nmc9s.jpg "francis-ngannou-poses-for-a-post-fight-portrait-backstage-during-the-picture-id502015648[1]")
who is your favorite fighter /heem/, and why is it francis ngannou?
>>66618955
>Khabib agrees not to slam him too hard
>lays on him the whole fight without hurting him
>Cowboy gets to fight Cote
>Khabib goes on for the RDA rematch
win win for everyone
>>66618955
How can Cerrone be so based?
>>66618880
Hendricks
>>66619008
Khabib will maul him.
>>66619020
nigga look like rampage without a personality
>>66619020
it is him tbf, would love to see him black pvz or double team miesha with jbj. won't mind a cheeky rose only if dc fluffs him before
>>66619020
>>66619020
mine's conor mcgregor
>>66618824
>you have 5 seconds to prove you're not a mewvment bandwagoner
I've been training with Ido before you people even knew who Conor McGregor is.
>>66619052
lol
>he's my boy because he's undefeated
>>66619052
Maybe, but khabib doesnt really beat people in a super damaging way.
![092915-ufc-Ryan-Bader-pi-mp.vresize.1200.675.high.43[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bIYFAsA.jpg "092915-ufc-Ryan-Bader-pi-mp.vresize.1200.675.high.43[1]")
>bisping getting a title shot
RIP the ultimate gatekeeper. all hail the new ultimate gatekeeper
>>66618982
lmao
Huh!
Jon Jones!
What'cha want? What'cha want?
What'cha gonna do
When Officer Jason Brown come for you?
khabib will never be my boy because he's muslim
>Ovince
>>66619136
Dont mix Eastern europe muslims in with middle east muslims, they are much less infuriating.
>>66609123
See now that's my kind of jam. We need more GAWs
![477067698-eddie-alvarez-of-the-united-states-has-his-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rPqADp8.jpg "477067698-eddie-alvarez-of-the-united-states-has-his-gettyimages[1]")
>I'm from Philadelphia you know. Philly you feel me. We're all warriors,from Rocky Balboa to the Philadelphia Eagles to the British, win or lose we will always stay fighting. Any time,any place anywhere anyone, I don't care. People from here ain't scared of shit.....except of Ruskies
>>66619094
Depends, he busted up pat healy's face pretty bad.
![tumblr_mfb0ezwYFT1ruuqklo1_250[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/iV5dFuK.gif "tumblr mfb0ezwYFT1ruuqklo1 250[2]")
>>66619186
>replying to a post from 2 threads back
>>66618880
Nate Diaz after he cheated and won with that cheap-ass submission.
>>66619211
beards with mustaches objectively look like shit
>>66619221
You think I've peaked? I haven't even begun to peak. When I peak... all of /heem/ will feel it.
>>66619231
without***
:)
>>66619241
i felt the autism hit me like a wave from this post
i hope it isnt contagious
>>66618754
Why are Cubans black? Que bola?
>>66619094
>khabib doesnt really beat people in a super damaging way.
Never been suplexed, huh?
>>66619270
that looks like a bearded JDS wearing a wig in the background
>>66619270
jon btfo
>>66619309
Looks like Strikeforce Robbie
>>66619317
lol
>>66619168
Fuck you and your Taqiya, Achmed.
We're gonna bury your children alive inside the corpses of hogs, and then we'll stake you down on the ground right over them so you can all hear each other screaming.
>>66619287
Admittedly, no. Have you ever been suplexed and then not recovered in two months?
>>66619338
>we
>>66619355
>wuz
>>66619094
https://streamable.com/tosi
>>66619355
Trump Army, faggot.
It's all a joke until you never laugh again.
Claiming my new boy before neoheem gets their hands on him.
>>66619374
>kangz
>>66619342
Let me suplex you and then in two months you can tell me how your recovery is going.
![Donald+Cowboy+Cerrone+UFC+Famous+Stars+Straps+QUAP7GnnjfGl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PlsVxls.jpg "Donald+Cowboy+Cerrone+UFC+Famous+Stars+Straps+QUAP7GnnjfGl[1]")
Post your top three madmen
1.Donald Cerrone
2.Conor McGregor
3.Neil Magny
lads im going to only fight asians until im 20-0 then squeeze as much money out of dana as possible before getting heemed and cut after my first ufc fight
>>66619439
that magny fight was gold. so much height banter from both sides
>>66619412
What's this from?
>>66619509
How can we ensure we get more fights like Lombard vs Magny?
>new footage
>>66619435
You can suplex this dick and then call me in two months to let me know how you are doing.
>>66619541
jesus christ
>>66619541
getting ready for his next fight with conor
>>66619522
~2011 documentary about chinese investment and projects in africa
i forget what it's called
>>66619617
>>66619522
Empire of Dust
>>66619596
I didn't know Louis CK was a fan of ronda
>>66619617
Cheers
https://youtu.be/A0C4_88ub_M?t=1h13m3s
>>66619541
Is he working out at a 24 Hour Fitness or some shit? I had this idea in my mind that the gym where they train at would have weights too.
>>66619640
more like empire of JUST
>>66619535
have a rematch
t. dana white
>>66619541
>touch the sides
>no dont touch sides
>okay i touch sides
>no dont touch sides
>okay
>okay i touch sides
>>66619706
>more like empire of JUST
>>66619749
delet this
>>66619749
>people disagree Machida won the first round and was winning the second
>people not realizing it wasn't the punch that knocked Machida down but rather a strong eye poke (look carefully)
Fuck that cheater. I hope Corms breaks him.
cerrone is not my boy
Gabi Garcia
>>66619861
not my boy either, i think he's a good fighter that loves money and isn't afraid of a fight, nothing more.
~*OFFICIAL*~ /HEEM/ Boy List:
1. Conor McGregor
2. Khabib Nurmagomedov
3. Ben Rothwell
4. Joanna Yungaychick
5. Thomas Almeida
All other boys are verifiably not boys, and if you disagree in any way/shape/form, r/mma is more suited for your particular type of MMA """"""discussion""""""
>>66619904
lewd
>>66619861
>Ireland
the most relevant fighter ever to come out of your "country" is cathal pendred
>>66619904
>paper bag fuckable
>>66619935
>most relevant fighter is the undeniable goat
>bad thing
okay
>>66619924
>Conor
No
>Khabib
>rooting for a Muslim ever
>including Tyson because Holyfield and Lennox were good boys
>Ben
>strange autist
>Yoanna
>okay
>Thomas
>having manlet boys
>>66619924
>I speak for /heem/
>>Conor
>No
>>66619924
>Conor
>>66619994
thomas is a twinklet not a manlet. pickett for example is a manlet.
>Conor is not my boy
>>66620060
>>66620016
>Conor is my boy
see the images I edited into your posts
>>66619749
>tfw Jones lost a year of his prime because he nigged when he should have nogged
>>66620060
which one are you?
>>66620100
kek
>>66620111
>you now realize that those people aren't copying Conor, Conor is copying them and fashion trends that predate his memehood
could conor even be more of a cuck?
>>66619904
I'm not sure which is worse gabiposting or rinposting
>>66620111
They all look like they get pussy unlike you.
>>66620168
that's a pretty big sword
>>66620171
his technique on that choke is actually kind of bad
>>66620168
>bottom left looks like he gets pussy
I found out which one of them this guy is lads
>>66620187
what a faggot.
>>66620187
>le california manchild sk8r
>>66620187
>>66620217
>>66620224
>le secret bong man
>>66620051
>go to his Sherdog
>5'7
That's a manlet. Heem yourself my man.
>>66620240
what drugs do I need to achieve sage northcutt mode
>>66620290
>sage northcutt
>drugs
>>66620290
andro and meth
>>66620240
Looks like good genetics and hard work, honestly.
Conor will pull out of 200, you heard it first faggots.
>>66620485
It is. I've been working out and competing in all sorts of sports since I was 3 years old. You should see my trophy room.
>>66620664
>Conor
>pull out
conor rides or dies, faggot
>>66620688
or taps doesn't he fatboy?
>>66620664
lel, Dana would literally drop dead
>>66620187
He has a sick frontside disaster.
>Conor beats Nate in spectacular fashion come UFC 200
>Conor then fights RDA and stiffens him inside one
>Conor goes on to welterweight and beats Robbie via decision (he's wise at this point).
>Gets BTFO by Wonderboy inside one in his first title defense
Cap this faggots. History will still be made by McGOAT.
>>66620780
>(You)
post possible UFC 200 comains
Lawler-Condit 2
Lawler-GSP
DC-JBJ
Lawler-Condit 2 sounds the most appealing to me
A GSP return would suck the life out of the welterweight division
JBJ-DC should be in MSG imo, it needs a heavily hyped event
>>66620780
you deserved a (you)
>>66620859
Robbie won this one tbhonest
>>66620780
dem titties tho
So Khabib vs RDA then?
wait, so how many more matches will be announced for UFC 200? any rumors lads?
>>66620198
why dont you break it down for us bud?
>>66620912
no doubt Ngannou enjoyed them! haha
>>66618837
Your parents pay you for babysitting not abuse faggot
>>66619100
matt brown, damian maia, bisping, bader, travis browne and barbosa walk into a bar. they all win 3 fights then lose 1 fight,
nothing changes
>>66620896
It was about as clear a draw as we'll ever see in a title fight
>>66620946
how are canadian girls?
are they easy?
where in canada do you live?
>>66619405
lmao you saved the pic I posted the other day when I was asking if that was the black guy pose for eatin puss
>>66618988
And this is... The little dance I do... When they're after... Me lucky charms...
>>66619020
Rampage took steroids trying to look younger and got more hair and blacker
https://www.captionbot.ai/
>>66621080
I wouldn't really know dude I'm married and I've been with her for 10 years
I live in Ontario bud
>>66619082
His Facebook avatar was a fucking monkey, and you thought this was a good investment?
>>66619020
I like Phil Davis
I feel like if I was a pro fighter I'd have a lot of the problems hes facing striking wise.
>>66619270
>you just know
>>66621207
Can I stay with you?
For a small while in the summer, I could teach you how to heem this whole thread.
>>66618032
Why is it everytime I decide to stop posting on heem I always come back to injury news?
>/heem/ is awful, see you for UFC 196
>Dos Anyos pulls out
>/heem/ is awful again, see you for UFC 197
>Cormier pulls out
>Now Ferguson has pulled out of a fight I was looking forward to for months
>>66619412
That's existentially btfo. Fucking ouch
>>66620780
Lol, went to her facebook, seems to be no mention of anything on her timeline or any of the comments. The boyfriend just isn't in anymore of the pics after the baby is born...You'd think somebody would call her on out on this.
>UFC officials today announced the “TUF 24” plans.
>Tryouts for the show take place April 25 at Palace Station Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. “TUF 24” hopefuls must be between the ages of 21 and 34, have at least three pro fights, and must possess a winning record. The fighters, who will grapple and hit pads during the open tryouts, can apply at UFC.com.
>Filming begins in June, and the “TUF 24” season debut is slated for Aug. 31 on FOX Sports 1.
>Unlike past season of “TUF,” which first debuted in 2015, the 16-man tournament on “TUF 24” will conclude during the regular season; past tournament finals have taken place on the show’s live finale. Instead, the “TUF 24” tournament winner will be determined on the show’s final regular-season episode, and he’ll then fight for the title at The Ultimate Fighter 24 Finale in December.
>The champion at that time will be either current titleholder Demetrious Johnson (23-2-1 MMA, 11-1-1 UFC) or challenger Henry Cejudo (10-0 MMA, 4-0 UFC), who meet in UFC 197’s pay-per-view co-headliner on April 23. Johnson, who’s posted seven consecutive title defenses, is No. 1 in the USA TODAY Sports/MMAjunkie MMA flyweight rankings, and Cejudo, an Olympic gold-medal wrestler, is No. 4.
>Also unlike past seasons, no current UFC fighters will serve as head coaches, and instead, “world-class coaches, guest coaches, and former opponents of the current champion will be brought in throughout the season to break down film and help the contestants tailor their training to a game plan designed to help them become the next UFC champion,” according to the announcement.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>66621435
Please let this happen, goddamn cockhold needs to get heemed for being too smug
>>66621492
> tfw she'll never heem you with facesitting submission
>>66621492
>>66621542
>tfw you'll never have a TTHHIICCKK titcow who's fertile as the nile river valley as your personal baby factory
just heem me now lads
>>66621492
How high can test get
>>66621515
You look like a lost puppy
>>66621672
I dont think I could handle that, and I'm normie as fuck.
Why hasn't Conor offered to step in to fight Khabib?
>>66620780
>>66621424
>went to her facebook
>this is real
top fucking KEK
>>66621492
jesus christ HIGH TEST. who is this lass
>>66618032
>>Ferguson is out of his fight with Khabib, UFC can't find him a new opponent as of yet
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66621729
Gooby doesnt want any of that, he would get rag dolled and he knows it
>>66621749
based neet, good post
>tfw I had money on Daniel cormier and El cuckuy in anticipation for their bouts and now my fight money is vanished
Never betting to get hype again
>>66621787
What replacements would you like to see?
Wasnt ferguson talking shit about khabib making it to the weigh ins?
>>66621424
At least the guy is not a knowing cuck
>>66619904
is she even human at this point lads?
>>66621816
why the fuck isn't Khabib getting RDA now
>>66621813
you would've lost it anyways
w-would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuFvGkn4uFU
Dem Shoulders are jacked.
How do we solve the Single Mother Crisis.
>>66621888
end divorce
make world catholic
>>66621080
just be over 6ft tall, photogenic, and an athlete and you should be good
>>66621887
Stop posting these.
>>66621924
3/3
Can I stay with you for a bit. I'm poor but I think we can work something out
>>66621862
Rose trains hard. I like it.
>>66621888
Educate black men and train them for higher paying jobs.
>>66621888
Well, me and my wife's son are a strong family, you just need to give these women a second chance, tolerate them, for instance , I'm on a one way open relationship with my wife, if that makes her happy, then I'm all up for it.
>>66621965
post body or fuck off
>>66621316
no you can't fucking stay in my house for fucks sake
>tfw no bf
you know im talking about you you, stop ignoring my replies you cute bastard
>>66622079
BJ NO
>>66622079
TOP KEK
>>66622079
khabib wins 50-40
>>66621040
I haven't heard from you NY pussy. Hope your on the list of "fighters" getting hurt recently
>>66622079
Jesus christ. Will somebody please stop him before he gets heem'd to death
>>66622079
TO THE DEATH, KHABIB
>>66622132
>its the buff nigger
fuck off lad, you're a prelim faggot, it's all about estonia and lithuania
>>66622132
>>66620240
not a chance tyrone. I wouldn't miss an opportunity to shut those big lips for anything.
>>66622167
>buff
lmaooo
>>66622167
>like theyre going to fight
Just accept me as the Ngannou of this thread
>>66622181
Why dont you post a timestamp
Doubting thats you desu
>>66622079
Does he want to die in the octagon?
based bernie won Wisconsin
>tfw thought it was conor willing to fight khabib
>it's le glass appendix tax owing gatekeeper man
>>66622323
What's Bernie's stance on Pride FC rules?
>>66622347
>pride fc
what?
>>66622323
Idk man
He talked about women making .77 to a mans dollar
>>66622378
im not even /pol/ and that shit pisses me off
>>66622378
no president will ever be fully aligned with your stances. there is no memegap but we need paid leave for pregnant women desu.
>inb4 le cuck
>>66622347
Allow them as long as black lives matter activists are allowed to step in the ring and yell into mics while the fightetfighters stop and stand behind them looking cucked
>>66622378
>>66622401
lmao go to his website and read about his stance on gender inequality, racial injustice etc
it literally says that ghettos being in non-desirable places in terms of real estate is racism
>>66618351
This played on /fit/? Must have been awesome.
>>66622424
But that's true, and you'd know it was true if you read up on how rent prices are determined for certain areas.
>Bringing /pol/ to /heem/
Are you really that bored with yourselves?
>>66622424
umm, that is racism bro
no candidate will ever be like you you memeing cunts. even if he just gets money out of politics ill be happy. candidates were literally asking trump for money in the republican debate, literally asking for bribes
>>66622441
>>66622452
I'm now aware that most of the american posters on heem are actually black IRL
you've shattered my reality boys
>>66622468
/heem/ is 90% ethnics
>>66622468
If you're going to bring up something stupid at least have the balls to defend it.
>>66622412
Hes no strong enough to become president, he comprises to easily just to please the crowd
>>66622424
He marched with MLK jr and now BLM protesters take over his speeches to call him and his supporters racist
Do any organizations do open weight tournaments?
>>66622485
>shitty ghettos wind up being located in areas that nobody else wants to live
this isn't racism lmao
>Check phone in the morning
>The first thing I see is that el cucky """""""""injured" """""""""
Fucking duckfest
>>66622487
>to please the crowd
that is literally democracy, we are not electing a dictator dumb fuck. i know cheering for trump is cool and memey, but he will be a huge disaster, plus the democrats will destroy him in the general anyway lad. punishing women for having abortions or kicking out 11 million illegals is retarded, i would vote for kasich over him every time, he's the only one with a smidge of common sense that is a republican.
go ahead, call me a le shill
>>66622518
>It's an Adan post
Into the garbage
>>66619412
What did rumble do?
>>66618762
This is the only acceptable answer and everything else that's been suggested is fucking retarded trash.
>>66622541
>doing what the majority wants is better for a country
>democracy is everyone that votes knows what it taked to run a country so everyone should be pandered to
Also when did i see anything about pregnant women or immigrants, or that im voting for trump?
>>66622561
oh wait wait
is "lmao" racist now too, bud? lol get fucked you fucking cry baby whiner
>>66622523
sucks eh
I was super pumped for that fight
>>66622541
This is why we need to throw democracy away and replace it with the one true form of government, heemocracy
>>66619221
Well I'm still here, faggot, so there's nothing wrong with it.
>>66622631
>trump
bad assumption on my part.
>democracy is not doing what everyone wants but what the big enlightened khumeni wants
literally persia lad
>>66622650
based dana and lorenzo ticket when?
>it's an everyone is in shape except Shogun episode.
Jesus, does Doughgun even train anymore?
>>66618080
If I want to hear a 60-year-old man try to sound hip and young and cool, I'll call Johnny Depp.
>>66622641
Notice how you're the only idiot mumbling about racism here.
>>66622705
the argument literally began by my making fun of bernie for saying that ghettos being in undesirable locations is racist
you fucking mouth breathing idiot lmao holy shit dude read a book lol
>>66622735
>lmao holy shit dude read a book lol
>>66622693
any pictures that show vitor?
>>66622693
Cyborg has me so hyped for the woman's division.
http://strawpoll.me/7292857
>>66618308
>Have u seen Sage? He's a legit god. I'm sure your girl creams her jeans every time that ripped little cultist does a cartwheel.
lol
not that guy, but my girl understands that Sage is giving himself heart disease with his 'roids, so she has no interest in him.
>>66622693
>silva on the side
J U S T
>>66622779
hope you enjoyed being BTFO by my immediately proving you wrong lol
>>66618755
sorry to hear it, bro
you stay strong
>>66619904
God those implants look so gross.
How do we fix fight camp injury proneness?
>>66622879
You want the real answer? Get rid of USADA
>>66622132
clean your mirror nigger
>>66622813
i just want ronda and borg, it will be like fedor brock and we will bitch about it never happening
>>66618880
Anderson Silva and Hendricks
Do we know if Fedor's Pride fights were works?
>>66622671
why are you posting my tallfu?
>>66622891
t. vitor
>>66618755
>>66618837
>tfw used to bantz with my brother and roll with him most days of the week but he died in january
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz32tcsGjps
>Watching this live
He will always still be my boy
ok ameribro seriously have you always been a black dude this whole time or is this a coincidence and there's just a few of them in this one thread
>>66618880
Chael, big time.
post your walkout song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
>>66622894
clean your mouth, white boy
>>66622946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNC4FHR4XLA
>post song
>le give me (You)'s
Fuck off
>>66622956
im not even white, lad
but i will be your zimmerman
>>66622903
Well, since I posted her first, she is officially my tallfu.
>>66622987
>im not even white, lad
ashamed of your own heritage, sad.
>it's been a bunch of black dudes this entire time
It makes more sense that nobody digs my Don Henley walkout now.
>>66619904
frank mir with implants
how is dc going to fuck my wife when hes more of a cuck than I am?
>>66622971
>being this autistic
>>66622132
>those nigger plump "pecs"
This the shot you use to impress strangers ?
>>66622879
Ido Portal
>>66623044
im listening to it senpai
>>66620187
You're way too old for a skateboard, bro.
Maybe it's not fair, but that's the way it is.
Time to be a man, now.
>>66623106
good on ya bud it's a great song
>>66618988
Why is there so much gay shit in MMA now?
>>66620859
GSP made loads more money than anyone else in MMA, even Brock. Why would he come back to Reebok-era pay???
>>66623012
literally not white at all, unlike you who has an 85% chance of significant white ancestry lol. too bad you're still a nigger tho.
>>66622994
jay chou?
I don't know why but I've always assumed you americans were all white
same with the brits
>>66623168
>"lol"
>>66623168
if you are a nigger you probably have a lot of white on you
>>66623145
Because he loves the fight game you goof
>>66623202
the only guaranteed whites in this general are the brazilians, nonwhites wouldn't have the english and """""culture"""""" to be browsing 4chan
>>66618032
Who is the black karate master in the webm
>>66623145
GSP looks like Slim Jesus on steroids
>>66623202
dw lad, i'm of 100% northern european descent
we're not all shitskins
>>66623245
you cannot tell me that you actually assumed nearly all of the americans were black lol
>>66623255
when did I say that adan
Pick one
>>66623306
middle
>>66623306
JON JONES!
I INJURED MY KNEE BY PRACTICIN' ON THE FLOOR SO MUCH BOY!
I EMBRACE THE GRIND!
GET THAT DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M COMIN'!
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT
PRIME CHUCK "ICEMAN" LIDDELL
vs
PRIME BRENDAN "LEGEND-KILLER" SCHAUB
>>66623306
*smack*
>>66623306
>jon literally as big as roidareem
werdum bout to get btfo
>>66623371
the fans
>>66623247
Oluwale "Holy War Angel" Bamgbose
tfw you want to fuck chuck
tfw you will never fuck lithcuck up and then up the ass asserting your dominance over heem
>>66619020
My nigga
>>66622842
>lmao holy shit dude read a book lol
>>66623420
Pretty gay
>>66623477
Asserting dominance is gay now?
>>66623306
More like Yoel Romanleto amirite?
Jon really is going to wreck the HW division isn't he?
>>66623469
literally laughed when I saw that
good post bud
>>66623145
I'd argue the most likely reason would be his adamant stance on drug testing and how only lately are things beginning to shape up.
Well, it looks like they are, anyway.
So that might bring him back. I hope he never comes back though, in a weird way.
>>66623387
>>66623387
bamgnose and steele have the best nicknames in the ufc
i guess we have "razor" Blades coming up on sunday
>>66623524
>bamgnose and steele have the best nicknames in the ufc
>change nickname to Red King
>first fight is a bloodbath
>>66622693
I remember Meltzer talking about Shogun on the show a few years back. Never forget it because it hit me in the feels. He said Shogun can't run or move as well as he did because his knees are gone. As in straight up there is nothing there. So his cardio is fucked. So then Shogun tried cycling and swimming but it isn't the same. It's not just his knees. His shoulder,hands, and a ton of other parts of his body are rekt. And he's only 34. 34 years old with a 74 year old body. Pride,roids (although I thought he was natty because he was always soft),whatever his situation sucks. The Lil Nog fight sucked. Not the fight itself. But seeing Shogun. He seemed scared,was getting dropped,and really hesitant to engage. I just don't want to see my boys end up JUST
>>66623477
as if thats bad, just hight test la
I could literally RNC every here.
If Henry Cejudo doesn't change his nickname "Bad Tacos", I quit.
>>66623559
>smeltzer
fuck off to /asp/ with that shit
>dadbod vitor will literally be champ by early 2017
feels good
>>66620111
Growing a beard and having your hair slicked back is copyright Connor amirite?
>>66623707
Is that Dos Anjos's foot?
>>66623648
He was on the only nigga who gave MMA any coverage in the US when it came here. He'd been covering RINGs and Pancrase in Japan. Plus he was a judge at UFC 18
>you say Luke Rockhold I say Evan Tanner
>you say that 3d bullshit intro I say the old gladiator intro
>you say Joe Rogan I say Jim Brown
>>66623731
>following a mandrama faggot
heem yourself out of existence my man
>>66622946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwcsIY1GYE
Why does everyone in MMA duck one another?
>>66623754
Agreed. I can't wait for Tom Lawlor to get cut. Should be focusing on training instead of stupid entrances and memes. DC is a faggot too. I was listening to him to his interview on The MMA Hour and he started talking about WWE. It was pretty cringe.
>>66623809
cuz mma is a sport for 2nd tier athletes
>>66623809
because they all want title shots, otherwise they don't get paid jack shit
>>66623215
yes that's what i said thank you for repeating me
>>66623245
>>66623826
leave filthy alone you kaant
Literally heeming on a lecture
>>66623522
>Jon really is going to wreck the HW division isn't he?
There's no division left to rekt
>>66623904
I really really really like this picture
>>66623522
Nope, he's going to get merked by D.C.
>>66624118
>>reddit.com/r/mma
>Jon Jones! No matter where you go boy I'm coming!
That was actually pretty badass
>>66621425
holy shit, at least they're trying
>>66620187
Honestly, bros, is there anything he CAN'T do?
>>66624201
Oh god Ido portal on camera for tuf 24 WHEN
>>66624201
It's gonna be great watching some unfortunate 6-3 regional guy get smashed in a title fight
>>66624152
Liking Jon Jones is 9gag tier
"lol u mad bro??????"
Artism
>>66620187
Is skating the most annoying thing a person can do
>I can wheel around on this board, and the only reason that is amazing is because it is a precarious and awful transportation method
>>66624321
Hoverboarding is worse by a factor of 5
>I like watching Jon Jones fights despite knowing how much of a shit head he is
>Over course I'll be rooting for Jones over DC
>DC is a fucking loser. Carlton Banks motherfucker. Jones is based. Hits pregnant womans car,does coke,cheats on his wife,yells at cops,he's the best
>>66624256
lol u mad bro?
>>66622946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Nz7y26Tfs
>>66624384
You forgot eyepoking
>>66622879
Free roids.
>>66620187
basic as fuck
>>66622879
>proneness
How come?
>>66624239
kek can you imagine MM and Hume watching all that tape on the challenger and then he loses all the meme coaching?
>>66624231
I bet he fucked remy too
>>66624562
i bet he fucked ur mum
up her bum
how's that for a poem adan?
>>66624585
Very ghetto-esque with his choice of words Joe.
>>66624562
I bet he fucked Taylor Swift too
>>66624668
If you were Luke, who would you try to fuck first?
>>66624707
Taylor Swift
>>66620187
>le kiss the old man's mouth bong man
>>66624668
Taylor Swift is a lesbian
>>66624707
Weidman
>>66624752
>Taylor Swift is a lesbian
delete this
>>66624321
No, the only problem with skating is that the sport/art moved towards emulating Tony Hawk instead of Rodney Mullen
https://youtu.be/8mps0LTpIBE
>>66624760
If it makes you feel any better she has massive orgies with all her model friends who are also carpet munchers
>>66624842
sauce
>>66624845
Luke showed me pictures one time
>>66624828
>No, the only problem with skating is that the sport/art moved towards emulating Tony Hawk instead of Rodney Mullen
confirmed for knowing literally nothing about skateboarding
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>>66624707
Anastasia Yankova. Get in her guard, and give the ol' ground and pound. Take her back a little later and get her rear naked. But her tats are awful so maybe some CMNF stuff. Also somewhere romantic like backstage at a smaller MMA show like Invicta, or behind the hot dog counter at a Legacy show.
>>66624915
>just turned 26
It's my time to shine, lads
So much dumb shit on /heem/ that I can't be sure who is trolling. Post-post-post-irony is the death of our culture. Hail Dana White.
>>66618540
I was a security guard at the building on the right of the small one
What is the best martial art for being a club bouncer?
>>66625108
Filipino Boxing.
>>66625108
Wing Chun, Aikido, movement
>>66625108
Body building
>>66625108
MMA
>>66625108
Sumo
>>66625108
skin color
>>66625108
synthol
I'm texting Luke Rockhold right now guys
Would you guys rather train 10 years in a martial art for self-defense purposes or buy a $5 pocket knife? Tough choice.
>>66625159
can he the answer
Just called The Answer
he answered
>>66625108
Judo/Sambo
>>66625155
This!
>daily reminder that cardio doesn't matter
>power > speed>>>>>>>>>>>>conditioning
>getting punched by a big guy,huge guy in the arm would shatter your arm
>getting punched on the chin would probably fracture your face and put you in a coma
>>66625167
neither you weirdo
>>66624707
I'd fuck Paige and Rose at the same time.
Then Taylor Swift.
>>66624915
Very good choice, but I feel she prefers black guys.
>>66625251
nice try tyrone
>>66625278
>thinging bout foot work
>>66624828
Holy shit you opened my eyes to this wonderful dude. Thank you.
what is he thinking about?
>>66625345
very cute
>>66625356
CUTE!
>>66625345
Starbucks, Onnit, what joke he's gonna open up with on his next JRE appearance, cock
>>66625358
EXTREMELY SO!
>>66619852
Geez, I had no idea.
I just saw it now.
fucking crap this guy wins every fight by eye poke?!
Damn it. I wish DC would kill this guy.
>>66625362
>bro so me and my brother are in the showers at the gym and we see this old guy,gray haired upstairs, and he's like jacking off to us and I'm like "what the fuck dude! I'll knock you out!" I guess he didn't know who I was bro. (Callen:yea..yeah) and he kept going. So me and my bro go back to showering....and I like stare back (Callen:ugh!) and see he's gray downstairs too bro! (Callen:*sings some stupid shit mentoning salt and pepper*) and was like shit. And he finished. Me and my bro called him faggot on the way out. Fucking fag was lucky I didn't to him what I did to Cro Cop
>Joe:tha-that's pretty gay man
>Lose my number
>>66620111
me on the right
>>66625398
Poor lad, same thing is gonna happen to him against Wonderboy
>>66625387
bad post
>>66625398
fucking french fag, glad robbie heemed him, wonderboy should meme kick his ass out the door to lellator
is tony really out? are you fucking kidding me? are you FUCKING kidding me?
>>66625398
anyone else feel like rory shouldn't fight? i mean he's a natural beta
>>66625398
delete this
>>66625422
He's the beta uprising in fighter form
>>66625412
>bad post
Schaub said all of that on Rogan's show. It was on the Rogan Watch channel which Rogan took down. He compare penis sizes too. Saying his brother had a bigger penis than the old guy and him when they were showering. All he does it talk about dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkPlXYyUmec
>>66625108
Lethwei. Tiny gloves, standing headbutts, etc.
>>66625419
I feel your frustration brah... Want to fucking bang it out for some relief?
His time to be champ will come.
>>66625422
>natural beta
>>66625445
(I forgot to attach the webmaster video file, my apologies)
>>66625411
>>66625429
He loves it though. What an absolute lad. Makes me want to get beat up and dribble blood then stumble home smiling on some autistic fight club shit.
>>66625448
already slamming my 20 lb of pussy and ass with a pic of meisha attached to it. getting the frustration out real good
>>66625455
you just know he will have black babies
NEW: >>66625507
>>66625497
lolwut
>>66625511
>5 posts early
Kill yourself.
>>66625497
Based
>>66625520
This thread's time is over, but it's okay, it was good while it lasted.
heeming this thread to the limit
>>66625550
>>66625581
The finishing blow is mine.
*huge overhand right*
>>66618032
nah
>>66619596
this actually seems effective 2BH
>hope you goofs are buying the next PPV event
>>66622079
omg please no. Greg Jackson talk some sense into the man.
>flashbacks of 145lb erect boxing stance BJ
>>66622879
Legit answers
>No USADA
Steroids help everything
>Shorter fight times
Athletes are pushing themselves to the limits to sustain cardio for either 15 or 25 minutes with only 3 and 5 breaks respectively
>No weight cutting
Fighters wreck their shit for the sake of competition and advantages in height and mass.
None of these will change in the next 5 years. Maybe weight cutting eventually
>>66625613
Heeeeeem
>>66625456
that's a spicy heem
>>66618079
He's back in the UFC? Thought he got cut (very undeservingly) and ended up in Goofator.
>>66618380
>so close to Miesha
That would be all kinds of rad, if her bitch dog was named Miesha.
>>66618898
Looks like he's grabbing his junk in the thumbnail.
>>66619596
>dat hip jiggle
nnngh. Shame about the mole and the shit personality though.
>>66622378
He's a literal commie cuck.
>>66622441
>But that's true, and you'd know it was true if you read up on how rent prices are determined for certain areas.
>>Bringing /pol/ to /heem/
>Are you really that bored with yourselves?
>pollack name-dropping fucking Sanders in a /heem/ thread
>people calling out that shameless shill are obv ebil gnadzi /pol/ raycisstss
You cannot be that fucking dumb.
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