sub-edition: literally no one reads detailed OP's and you have no life "updating" them
fight cards lads:
"legacy fc": 4/8
fn big tard vs jdshit: 4/10
fn khabib "STACKED card": 4/16
ufc 197 "the osp meme show": 4/23
bit of news:
>dc spazzing out on the twits
>romero suspension over on july 12th
>osp apparently training at AKA
>jones goating and taking names on the twits
>sage memecutt training with gsp the ww "goat"
>pena allowed to return
some notes:
BISBONG IN
NICK IN
JONES IN
DC ON COCK
WEIDMAN OUT
ROCKHOLD OUT
pmod happy posting la
HOW CAN OSP EVEN COMPETE??
here's my natty goat
>Romero returns before Nick
this is a lesson for you all, NEVER EVER talk to cops, wait for your lawyer and plead the 5th
>>66605584
her stomach is so fucking disgusting man, why would you do this to yourself?
>>66605564
it's okay man.
https://youtu.be/Tv8xv-613Go?t=2m20s
>>66605584
What's up with this chick? She's like the Bob Sapp of women's mma.
>>66605601
shes on steroids
dana reckons legacy is the number 2 promotion in north america
is this true?
>>66605618
lellator lad, dana is just shilling too hard
Strikeforce Ronda was premium fightfu material.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/5/11365934/randy-couture-i-was-approached-about-return-to-mma-taking-offer
Randy vs Fedor confirmed?
>>66605631
rose
>>66605626
>Lellator
>Unironically had 2 50 year olds as the main event
>Had 2 street fighters as the co main and the fight was stopped via heart attack
sure bud.
Whats the best season of TUF to watch? I haven't seen a single one
sage memecutt lads
>>66605655
Heavyweights is goat, pretty much all of seasons 1-5 is a solid watch
>>66605666
All hail our lord of the underworld, "Super" Sage Northcutt.
>>66605666
Does sage have the best genetics in the entire world? Seriously seems like he does
>>66605693
>strabismic
wew
>he literally confirmed he's lost
>>66605706
lithcuck is unironically a 10/10, look at this man
>>66605706
>>66605711
who is taking the photos? his kid sister? or some shit?
and why is he always half naked?
>>66605710
How quickly will he fold and be the first to extend his hand to Jon?
>>66605711
>those nips
lmao get a load of pepperoni boy over here
>>66605666
>mfw he still dresses the same
>>66605720
literally his mum, he's a self confessed neet
I will kill you and kill you fast
>>66605726
would like them lad, your gay if you don't tbf
>>66605584
does she have a phone cover of herself
>>66605733
thats not how you threaten someone wander-lay
Bob Sapp was 100% natty
>>66605731
why is he always looking away from the camera like he is a model or some shit
lol the autism is strong with lithcuck
>MMA is real
>It's just a coincidence the mob runs it
>>66605736
Of course. What, you don't?
>>66605741
that's what happens when mommy is directing his heem photoshoot kek
>>66605738
>he doesn't want to fuck Chuck
Wand's bants is next level
>>66605707
>>66605746
Funniest part is that the pro wrestler slut had her hurt
yfw you get to see goober lose not once, but twice in one year
>you now remember gabi's sister who actually looks feminine
>>66605740
Jesus Christ, you don't actually believe this, do you?
>if you don't like how rousey looks now your misogynistic sexist man
this is her sexiest look ever unless she gets bigger
>>66605766
I'm just glad she's coming back.
sh-she's coming back, right?
>>66605766
meh, she can still sit on my face
>>66605766
>y'all got any cigarrettes
>>66605766
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
>>66605765
Watch your mouth, son. Bob Sapp is basically the pioneer of natty physiques. He was a NFL player so he can't actually abuse steroids.
>>66605762
is she a big girl
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/3/27/5552910/gabi-garcia-tests-positive-for-fertility-drug-stripped-of-2013-worlds
The Pheonix is rising. Memecutt had fallen but he shall be born anew.
>>66605797
GSP looking old
>>66605794
ripe for breeding
>>66605794
DELET THIS
>>66605567
>a-dish
Nice to see we got the Valley Girl quotient
>>66605791
my memory says yes, but after trying to google her I kinda doubt that she even has a sister
I remember a pic of her sister, just as big but very feminine features wearing a purple dress with her mom and dad
>>66605666
Is that bella?
>tfw I'll never take a bite out of Sara's tight ass
>feels bad man
>>66605666
Bruh
>>66605666
>Sage probably fucked my one and only love Bella Thorne
>>66605693
He's no Zyzz m8, he's nowhere near as natty either.
>>66605846
I'd bet my life on Sage being a virgin.
>>66605836
>the way that sweater rides up her ass
HNNNNNNNNNNNGH!!!!
>>66605693
not even close m8
>>66605846
>Sage
>pre martial sex
I imagine it went something like this
"PLEASE STICK YOUR LARGE ARYAN COCK IN ME SAGE"
"I'd love to but, I don't believe in premarital sex. haha"
JUST
>>66605857
>pre martial
need some sleep lads
>>66605857
>>66605850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUgea6yzoEI
He makes even Tim Tebow look like the ultimate chad
am i the only one fascinated by sage? id love to watch a documentary on him
no homo
>>66605857
>martial
Sage only sleeps with women who have the strength to defeat him in combat.
>>66605871
How old is he here? Also
>Tebow was a virgin in college
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2RHxd3uvgI
Nigga reminds me of Bo Dallas
>>66605878
so just Colbey?
>>66605858
>>66605893
lmao
>>66605892
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66605892
Was it autism?
Gabi's dad's instagram is 90% BBQ
Listen listen heem
I believe I found out the deciding factor of your punching power, or st least punching power for straights and long leaping hooks
Medial tricep head
All fighters who have proportionally big medial head in comparison to lateral and long heads. The tricep taken in whole then looks significantly smoother and not as ripped. And most Olympic athletes has smooth looking arms, like spear throwers etc.
Bodybuilders have fuck huge long heads, but it's unnaturally buil, and bulges out making it look impressive.
Listen listen heem listen
>>66605892
Mother fucker looks like a disney prince
>>66605858
That's Sage's gf on the right btw.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/2/26/11111414/mma-news-new-ufc-signing-cody-east-troubled-past-includes-rape-assault-child-abuse
the heavyweight division is so fucking shit that the UFC is literally signing serial rapists now
>>66605836
>I will never get to taste Sara's motherly puss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qek0znBU5Is
13:50
>Legacy is the #2 promotion in the business
BELLATOR BTFO
>>66605905
I hope you get heemed
Remember when shlob and rogan were talking about how much pussy sage must be crushing at college, and then we turned out to be a bumbling Jesus fueled autist who can't use the internet
POWERFUL
>>66605905
can you rewrite this in english and in a logical order like perhaps if you were writing for marks in an essay
>>66605905
All fighters that hit hard*
>>66605904
>Gabi's dad's instagram is 90% BBQ
get a job ya bum
>>66605746
Damn that big bitch Garcia turns me on
>>66605905
dude
shut up
>>66605924
>>66605925
and feel free to use picture examples of people who support your theory and people who dont
i think youre saying tyson and hunt would have large triceps, but its hard to tell
>>66605922
one eye on the opponent, one eye on the prize
>>66605927
I just wanted to see how big her parents were. They look normal. Her mum looks big boned but not massive. Where does the genetics for gigantic women come from? How do we synthesize it and create Giant Asian Women?
What do we do about eyepokes?
>>66605892
I bet her mom told him not to look if it got too bloody
>>66605904
>BBQ
So? Brazilian BBQ is legit. They're not a bunch of faggots that think meat tastes good when drenching it in sauce.
>>66605942
goggles you goof
>>66605935
Brock's parents look normal too. He has a pretty large brother though.
>>66605942
Allow small joint manipulation so you can break the fingers of people who stick them out.
Do sandniggers practice martial arts? Haven't seen a single Arab in the UFC. They've got strong monkey genes so I don't see what's stopping them from competing.
>>66605947
this is actually a good idea
>>66605915
none of that shit is particularly egregious besides the alcohol and anger problem, just sounds like young poon trying to ride the big bull and getting bucked too hard
>>66605922
Schaub and Rogan are morons
>>66605954
Maybe Sofia needs a little explosion to remind you what
>>66605955
nah its not cause u punch the eyes you hit goggles instead of breaking the eye like a good heem
i was goofin u goof
>>66605858
>>66605893
better version
>>66605954
arabs only fight in packs of 20 on 1
they cant fight for shit
>>66605954
Are you joking
The entire European team on TUF were sandnigs
>>66605964
BUNDA!
>>66605962
I was referring to the Arab Emirates, they are filthy rich. They could fund the biggest, most advanced MMA gym ever.
>>66605924
I am writing from a phone so it's harder to make it pretty.
But the point I that athletes who focus on performance instead, like bodybuilders, on looking impressive, have these smooth arms, and when you take a close look, they all, or most of them, have proportionally big medial head, so it makes their arms look smoother. It's hard to find clear pictures of tricrps flexed from the back, but yourself sift through bodybuilder photos comparing other legitimate athletes. Then you can see guys like OSP, Conor having those and, as I said in my previous post, having good punch power.
>>66605974
>Europe 2016
oh shit, Yoel flying over to ABQ
>>66605979
They only pay fighters to hang out with them.
The Prince of Bahrain was *literally* in Frankie Edgar's corner when he heemed Mendes.
>>66605974
>djamil
>chan
>netherlands
damn talk about being confused
>>66605956
>After apologizing to the court and to the people he's hurt and admitting that he's had an alcohol problem for years, Cody East was sentenced this week to three years in prison on charges of child abuse and battery.
no big deal guys lol
>>66605987
the yayo leaving San Fierro
>>66605970
Pls use this as the poster for the next thread
>>66605999
>I can't read lol
>mfw Yoel literally took roids unadvertedly
>>66605970
>>66605857
>>66605850
> le sage is a sheltered virgin meme
Nup. He's living a lot better than you in every way. Stop looking to one up him somewhere.
>i think sage doesnt get mad pussy
>>66606017
he's very religious and traditional sir, premarital sex is against his beliefs.
haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTpSLPNxCvc
Post your walkout music.
>>66606031
>hes never fucked a very religious girl
youll dun goofed my man
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qvSs1z0SyE
>>66606035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twS_Ekp71q4
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM&ab_channel=SchlomoKikestein
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZFG1yAxjdQ
>mfw my 2 week vacations are done
>mfw back to the life of a grade cuck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWdA1DKfbwo
>>66606032
Ragnar, I have a question for you. Isn't Alex widely regarded as Swedens' most illustrious athlete right now? Whenever I attempt to start up a casual convo with a Swedish chick I just ask her if she likes Gustafsson and she's like ''Who?''.
>>66606058
>implying full time study isnt the most chill shit
taking naps so often
but i do uni externally so theres no physical uni
>>66606064
Fighting is not THAT popular.
People watch hockey or fotboll here. Alex is only famous here because he's swedish. Nobody would care if he was german or american.
>I go to school online
>I think my degree wont be laughed at by employers
Cant make this shit up
>>66606076
>living in the neolithic era
keep sitting in class good goy, justify those wages and tenure of those people reading the book you already read before class to you getting paid mad bank and costing you thousands
good gooooooooy
>>66606032
well its you're lucky day pal
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbSBp53y55s
>>66606084
Just claim to be an abo m8 and get it free
>>66606085
>Bass boosted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97fFYsMbVvE
Just bought this, haven't played the first one.
Didn't realise it isn't a pick-up-and-play game, so naturally I'm getting my ass kicked trying to figure out the controls.
How long do you think it'll take before I get good? Why did they make the controls so confusing? Undisputed 3 was never this cluttered.
>>66606032
Post your Walkout Music if you was a GIRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
>>66606065
I have to wake up at 5:30 max to be in school at 7 am senpai, i fucking hate it, but the 7 am teacher is quite literally the best diff eq teacher in campus.
>>66605987
Flying economy?
>>66606099
i email professors from around the world when i get a q
just use your uni email and be polite and respectful and theyll be like "i must commend you on your resourcefulness"
spoken to some fucking smart mafuckers that way. circument the dickheads at your own uni unless theyre pedigree in their field.
>>66606096
when you get good is also when you realise its a shit game
>>66606096
keep the distance with bodykicks and block head kicks then counter with a head kick, this is the formula to win every fight. You only need to punch when you take it to the ground
>>66605954
Gouti's first UFC fight didn't go so well
>>66605741
He's gonna use those pics later when he releases a Christian rock album
>>66605974
Teymur's went pretty well though
>>66606017
Sorry, Sage is an obvious virgin. Not even memeing, I doubt he'd even know what to do with a woman. Fuck, he can't even look up some porn to give him an idea.
If a girl came up to him right now, threw her panties at him and told him to fuck her right there, he'd be like "ok, wow! Thanks! That's super flattering, but I can't right now because Mr. White and Mr. Silva told me not to", then backflip away.
>tfw i'd heem every here
>>66606032
https://youtu.be/qek0znBU5Is?t=20m54s
I goofd
HOW CAN SAGE BE SO INNOCENT YET BE SO ROIDED UP? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
>>66606153
Go to bed Sage
>>66606171
>sage isn't natty meme
stop trying to one up him somewhere la
>>66606096
Just like the first game make or be people who are tall with insane reach and spam body kicks (specifically front snap kicks) at people when they're mid combo. If they're not throwing much jab at them, it doesn't matter if you don't hit them, and then body kick when they retaliate. If you choose a character with a solid, heavy cross you can knock people out with ease if you catch them mid combo with it.
>>66606176
>implying his drug lord of a dad hasn't been feeding him PEDs since birth
kek m8
I honestly feel kinda bad for Sage. He reminds me of Emilio Estevez's character in The Breakfast Club,
Like, you know he's just been pressured to perform and win his entire life and probably didn't have much of a childhood. He's been brought up not to question or talk back, so he has his little nervous laugh he does whenever someone says something that upsets him.
I can just see him either burning out hard in a few years or going fucking batshit insane and murdering someone. Kid just seems like a ticking time bomb to me.
>>66606190
>sage isn't natty
>>66606202
>dad has a history of drug abuse
>Sage has developed into a freak athlete and has had solid abs since he was 6
yeah nah m8 100% natty just like Zyzz
>female cowboy cerrone
Cormier's list of wins are unironically more impressive than Jones'.
>I don't think Sage Northcutt is a natural athlete
>>66606218
sup
>>66606214
is she pegging him in the third pic? :3
we all know sage isnt natty, but do you think he knows that he isnt natty? what if he dad is tricking him into taking PEDs and he is too gullible to realise?
>>66606218
Slovenian-American here
>>66606227
>there are people in this thread who wouldn't
>>66606228
what if he thinks he's diabetic ;_;
we have to save him
>>66606228
>sage isnt natty
>>66606236
>>66606227
female thor desu
>>66606249
still would la
>>66606249
dear god
>>66606145
You wish.
>>66606227
you just know shes minutes away from downing some ben & jerrys
>>66606228
Wait, you mean like his dad might be slipping something into his super vitamin injections?
>>66606214
>>66606267
inb4 he shows off his vitamins at tristar
>>66606249
Is that a bite mark on her arm?
>>66606145
is that what you told yourself when he took your gf out to get ice cream?
>>66606249
Blonde body hair. Excellent.
>>66606284
>the city of brazil
>>66606280
He would never take a girl out for ice cream until they've been dating for at least 6 months.
>>66606284
>claudiagadelhaufcEstou pequenininha, baby. Manda testar! || I'm a littleone, baby. Tell them to come here to test me!
>>66606284
Come test me any time now that I've been using for 8 years USADA!
>>66606284
Looks like Claudia's been buying her vitamins from Sage's dad.
>>66606277
GSP will hook him up with multivitamins
guess whos back from the ban
>>66606300
After taking this, she kicked her phone in the balls.
>>66606300
goofy shirt money
>>66605666
haha
why is there an adan thread on pol?
>>69984758
>>69984758
>>69984758
>>66606273
>cant even skwot 1plate
kek
>>66606310
cheers to 4 recent losses
>>66605858
sages sister looks more like him than he does himself, if you will
>>66606325
oops wrong link
>>>/pol/69984758
>>>/pol/69984758
>>>/pol/69984758
Paige was talking about being bullied on Dancing With The Stars. They had Dana White being interviewed.
>>66606300
I'm not surprised that she gets knocked out in 30 seconds every fight.
>>66606343
She doesn't?
She won TUF and is undefeated in the UFC.
>>66606355
lol, didn't open the thumbnail, thought it was Marina Shafir, the girl on the left in this pic.>>66606310
>>66606342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puqQ_h08ruo
is this ideal technique for fending off the homeless?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2mtDU_B-fA
>>66606363
Fake ass chimp no hair donating fake respect fake humility bitch - "human being" my ass
>>66606390
>living anywhere near homeless ''''''''''people''''''''''''
>>66606273
has she ever taken a PED?
>>66606390
>beta white males
when will they learn?
i bet he's voting for bernie too
>>66606390
Why is he such a pussy?
>>66605946
>he hasn't tried churrasco
baka senpai
>>66606432
nu-male bernie supporter
he knows this would happen if he tried the homeless guy
>>66606439
chuck still looks deadly
>>66606441
that fag was on dancing with the stars too
>>66606214
>I won't let me vote
Yeah, the last vestiges of your manhood are holding you back.
Dominic Lose.
Dominic Snooze.
>>66606496
>>66606500
Dominick (You)'s
>>66605954
Turkey and Iran have very good wrestling programs.
>>66606500
RARE FLAG
>>66605904
>>66605946
>he still eats meat
enjoy cancer
>>66606338
You think Adan is vegan gains?
>>66606512
we're all Adan
>>66606512
close enough
>>66606390
I love that channel. It's like the Delray misfits but with homeless junkies. Too bad he stopped making them.
Is nutella vegan?
>>66606564
Cocoa is an animal you fucking shitposter shit.
>>66606564
It's literally cake frosting that meme year olds think is health food.
>>66606564
No, it has milk in it.
But you could have just looked up the ingredients.
>>66606573
>meme year olds
haha i like that
mind if i use it, sir?
>>66606574
>being above the age of 15
>wearing a cap
>>66606296
>>66606273
>>66606297
>>66606267
Have some (you)s
>>66606581
It wouldn't be a meme if you didn't.
>>66606573
>pure sweet
>people think it's health food.
literally who
http://youtu.be/6N6cwbz1dKY
I looked back on the short little pseudopoll I asked on who /heem/ wanted to win some future matchups (skipping the non picks)
A lot of them are pretty close, just goes to show how diverse /heem/'s feelings are
JBJ: 10
OSP: 10
Khabib: 9
El Cucuy: 8
Weidman: 11
Rockhold: 9
Nate: 11
Conor: 8
MM: 11
Cejudo: 7
Edgar: 13
Aldo: 6
Werdum: 13
Stipe: 6
>>66606610
>JBJ: 10
>OSP: 10
when memes go too far
>>66606610
diaz bandwagoners are literally worse than mcgregor newfags
>>66606621
>THEY DONT EVEN LIKE OSP
>THATS JUST HOW MUCH THEY HATE JON JONES
You could be eating cake frosting RIGHT NOW.
>>66605946
>he thinks BBQ is just drenching it in sauce
This faggot...
>>66605567
it literally takes less than 2 minutes lel
>>66606639
Nah just heemed a bag of cheesy bread rolls haha
>>66606390
I was thinking about what I would do in this guy's situation.
When you actually think about it, there's no point getting involved in a fist fight with a bum. He has nothing to lose, you have everything to lose. I mean this both in the physical and legal sense.
Reading the comments, it seems like a lot of people responding live in a fantasy world. You simply can't afford to get into a fist fight with every drug-addled, belligerent, homeless loser that you encounter. It's not a sustainable policy. You'll eventually lose a fight or get into a losing court case.
