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fight cards lads:
"legacy fc": 4/8
fn big tard vs jdshit: 4/10
fn khabib "STACKED card": 4/16
ufc 197 "the osp meme show": 4/23
bit of news:
>dc spazzing out on the twits
>romero suspension over on july 12th
>osp apparently training at AKA
>jones goating and taking names on the twits
>sage memecutt training with gsp the ww "goat"
>pena allowed to return
some notes:
BISBONG IN
NICK IN
JONES IN
DC ON COCK
WEIDMAN OUT
ROCKHOLD OUT
pmod happy posting la
HOW CAN OSP EVEN COMPETE??
here's my natty goat
>Romero returns before Nick
this is a lesson for you all, NEVER EVER talk to cops, wait for your lawyer and plead the 5th
>>66605584
her stomach is so fucking disgusting man, why would you do this to yourself?
>>66605564
it's okay man.
https://youtu.be/Tv8xv-613Go?t=2m20s
>>66605584
What's up with this chick? She's like the Bob Sapp of women's mma.
>>66605601
shes on steroids
dana reckons legacy is the number 2 promotion in north america
is this true?
>>66605618
lellator lad, dana is just shilling too hard
Strikeforce Ronda was premium fightfu material.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/5/11365934/randy-couture-i-was-approached-about-return-to-mma-taking-offer
Randy vs Fedor confirmed?
>>66605631
rose
>>66605626
>Lellator
>Unironically had 2 50 year olds as the main event
>Had 2 street fighters as the co main and the fight was stopped via heart attack
sure bud.
Whats the best season of TUF to watch? I haven't seen a single one
sage memecutt lads
>>66605655
Heavyweights is goat, pretty much all of seasons 1-5 is a solid watch
>>66605666
All hail our lord of the underworld, "Super" Sage Northcutt.
>>66605666
Does sage have the best genetics in the entire world? Seriously seems like he does
>>66605693
>strabismic
wew
>he literally confirmed he's lost
>>66605706
lithcuck is unironically a 10/10, look at this man
>>66605706
>>66605711
who is taking the photos? his kid sister? or some shit?
and why is he always half naked?
>>66605710
How quickly will he fold and be the first to extend his hand to Jon?
>>66605711
>those nips
lmao get a load of pepperoni boy over here
>>66605666
>mfw he still dresses the same
>>66605720
literally his mum, he's a self confessed neet
I will kill you and kill you fast
>>66605726
would like them lad, your gay if you don't tbf
>>66605584
does she have a phone cover of herself
>>66605733
thats not how you threaten someone wander-lay
Bob Sapp was 100% natty
>>66605731
why is he always looking away from the camera like he is a model or some shit
lol the autism is strong with lithcuck
>MMA is real
>It's just a coincidence the mob runs it
>>66605736
Of course. What, you don't?
>>66605741
that's what happens when mommy is directing his heem photoshoot kek
>>66605738
>he doesn't want to fuck Chuck
Wand's bants is next level
>>66605707
>>66605746
Funniest part is that the pro wrestler slut had her hurt
yfw you get to see goober lose not once, but twice in one year
>you now remember gabi's sister who actually looks feminine
>>66605740
Jesus Christ, you don't actually believe this, do you?
>if you don't like how rousey looks now your misogynistic sexist man
this is her sexiest look ever unless she gets bigger
>>66605766
I'm just glad she's coming back.
sh-she's coming back, right?
>>66605766
meh, she can still sit on my face
>>66605766
>y'all got any cigarrettes
>>66605766
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
>>66605765
Watch your mouth, son. Bob Sapp is basically the pioneer of natty physiques. He was a NFL player so he can't actually abuse steroids.
>>66605762
is she a big girl
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/3/27/5552910/gabi-garcia-tests-positive-for-fertility-drug-stripped-of-2013-worlds
The Pheonix is rising. Memecutt had fallen but he shall be born anew.
>>66605797
GSP looking old
>>66605794
ripe for breeding
>>66605794
DELET THIS
>>66605567
>a-dish
Nice to see we got the Valley Girl quotient
>>66605791
my memory says yes, but after trying to google her I kinda doubt that she even has a sister
I remember a pic of her sister, just as big but very feminine features wearing a purple dress with her mom and dad
>>66605666
Is that bella?
>tfw I'll never take a bite out of Sara's tight ass
>feels bad man
>>66605666
>Sage probably fucked my one and only love Bella Thorne
>>66605693
He's no Zyzz m8, he's nowhere near as natty either.
>>66605846
I'd bet my life on Sage being a virgin.
>>66605836
>the way that sweater rides up her ass
HNNNNNNNNNNNGH!!!!
>>66605693
not even close m8
>>66605846
>Sage
>pre martial sex
I imagine it went something like this
"PLEASE STICK YOUR LARGE ARYAN COCK IN ME SAGE"
"I'd love to but, I don't believe in premarital sex. haha"
JUST
>>66605857
>pre martial
need some sleep lads
>>66605857
>>66605850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUgea6yzoEI
He makes even Tim Tebow look like the ultimate chad
am i the only one fascinated by sage? id love to watch a documentary on him
no homo
>>66605857
>martial
Sage only sleeps with women who have the strength to defeat him in combat.
>>66605871
How old is he here? Also
>Tebow was a virgin in college
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2RHxd3uvgI
Nigga reminds me of Bo Dallas
>>66605878
so just Colbey?
>>66605893
lmao
>>66605892
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66605892
Was it autism?
Gabi's dad's instagram is 90% BBQ
Listen listen heem
I believe I found out the deciding factor of your punching power, or st least punching power for straights and long leaping hooks
Medial tricep head
All fighters who have proportionally big medial head in comparison to lateral and long heads. The tricep taken in whole then looks significantly smoother and not as ripped. And most Olympic athletes has smooth looking arms, like spear throwers etc.
Bodybuilders have fuck huge long heads, but it's unnaturally buil, and bulges out making it look impressive.
Listen listen heem listen
>>66605892
Mother fucker looks like a disney prince
>>66605858
That's Sage's gf on the right btw.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/2/26/11111414/mma-news-new-ufc-signing-cody-east-troubled-past-includes-rape-assault-child-abuse
the heavyweight division is so fucking shit that the UFC is literally signing serial rapists now
>>66605836
>I will never get to taste Sara's motherly puss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qek0znBU5Is
13:50
>Legacy is the #2 promotion in the business
BELLATOR BTFO
>>66605905
I hope you get heemed
Remember when shlob and rogan were talking about how much pussy sage must be crushing at college, and then we turned out to be a bumbling Jesus fueled autist who can't use the internet
POWERFUL
>>66605905
can you rewrite this in english and in a logical order like perhaps if you were writing for marks in an essay
>>66605905
All fighters that hit hard*
>>66605904
>Gabi's dad's instagram is 90% BBQ
get a job ya bum
>>66605746
Damn that big bitch Garcia turns me on
>>66605905
dude
shut up
>>66605924
>>66605925
and feel free to use picture examples of people who support your theory and people who dont
i think youre saying tyson and hunt would have large triceps, but its hard to tell
>>66605922
one eye on the opponent, one eye on the prize
>>66605927
I just wanted to see how big her parents were. They look normal. Her mum looks big boned but not massive. Where does the genetics for gigantic women come from? How do we synthesize it and create Giant Asian Women?
What do we do about eyepokes?
>>66605892
I bet her mom told him not to look if it got too bloody
>>66605904
>BBQ
So? Brazilian BBQ is legit. They're not a bunch of faggots that think meat tastes good when drenching it in sauce.
>>66605942
goggles you goof
>>66605935
Brock's parents look normal too. He has a pretty large brother though.
>>66605942
Allow small joint manipulation so you can break the fingers of people who stick them out.
Do sandniggers practice martial arts? Haven't seen a single Arab in the UFC. They've got strong monkey genes so I don't see what's stopping them from competing.
>>66605947
this is actually a good idea
>>66605915
none of that shit is particularly egregious besides the alcohol and anger problem, just sounds like young poon trying to ride the big bull and getting bucked too hard
>>66605922
Schaub and Rogan are morons
>>66605954
Maybe Sofia needs a little explosion to remind you what
>>66605955
nah its not cause u punch the eyes you hit goggles instead of breaking the eye like a good heem
i was goofin u goof
>>66605858
>>66605893
better version
>>66605954
arabs only fight in packs of 20 on 1
they cant fight for shit
>>66605954
Are you joking
The entire European team on TUF were sandnigs
>>66605964
BUNDA!
>>66605962
I was referring to the Arab Emirates, they are filthy rich. They could fund the biggest, most advanced MMA gym ever.
>>66605924
I am writing from a phone so it's harder to make it pretty.
But the point I that athletes who focus on performance instead, like bodybuilders, on looking impressive, have these smooth arms, and when you take a close look, they all, or most of them, have proportionally big medial head, so it makes their arms look smoother. It's hard to find clear pictures of tricrps flexed from the back, but yourself sift through bodybuilder photos comparing other legitimate athletes. Then you can see guys like OSP, Conor having those and, as I said in my previous post, having good punch power.
>>66605974
>Europe 2016
oh shit, Yoel flying over to ABQ
>>66605979
They only pay fighters to hang out with them.
The Prince of Bahrain was *literally* in Frankie Edgar's corner when he heemed Mendes.
>>66605974
>djamil
>chan
>netherlands
damn talk about being confused
>>66605956
>After apologizing to the court and to the people he's hurt and admitting that he's had an alcohol problem for years, Cody East was sentenced this week to three years in prison on charges of child abuse and battery.
no big deal guys lol
>>66605987
the yayo leaving San Fierro
>>66605970
Pls use this as the poster for the next thread
>>66605999
>I can't read lol
>mfw Yoel literally took roids unadvertedly
>>66605970
>>66605857
>>66605850
> le sage is a sheltered virgin meme
Nup. He's living a lot better than you in every way. Stop looking to one up him somewhere.
>i think sage doesnt get mad pussy
>>66606017
he's very religious and traditional sir, premarital sex is against his beliefs.
haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTpSLPNxCvc
Post your walkout music.
>>66606031
>hes never fucked a very religious girl
youll dun goofed my man
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qvSs1z0SyE
>>66606035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twS_Ekp71q4
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM&ab_channel=SchlomoKikestein
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZFG1yAxjdQ
>mfw my 2 week vacations are done
>mfw back to the life of a grade cuck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66606032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWdA1DKfbwo
>>66606032
Ragnar, I have a question for you. Isn't Alex widely regarded as Swedens' most illustrious athlete right now? Whenever I attempt to start up a casual convo with a Swedish chick I just ask her if she likes Gustafsson and she's like ''Who?''.
>>66606058
>implying full time study isnt the most chill shit
taking naps so often
but i do uni externally so theres no physical uni
>>66606064
Fighting is not THAT popular.
People watch hockey or fotboll here. Alex is only famous here because he's swedish. Nobody would care if he was german or american.
>I go to school online
>I think my degree wont be laughed at by employers
Cant make this shit up
>>66606076
>living in the neolithic era
keep sitting in class good goy, justify those wages and tenure of those people reading the book you already read before class to you getting paid mad bank and costing you thousands
good gooooooooy
>>66606032
well its you're lucky day pal
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbSBp53y55s
>>66606084
Just claim to be an abo m8 and get it free
>>66606085
>Bass boosted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97fFYsMbVvE
Just bought this, haven't played the first one.
Didn't realise it isn't a pick-up-and-play game, so naturally I'm getting my ass kicked trying to figure out the controls.
How long do you think it'll take before I get good? Why did they make the controls so confusing? Undisputed 3 was never this cluttered.
>>66606032
Post your Walkout Music if you was a GIRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
>>66606065
I have to wake up at 5:30 max to be in school at 7 am senpai, i fucking hate it, but the 7 am teacher is quite literally the best diff eq teacher in campus.
>>66605987
Flying economy?
>>66606099
i email professors from around the world when i get a q
just use your uni email and be polite and respectful and theyll be like "i must commend you on your resourcefulness"
spoken to some fucking smart mafuckers that way. circument the dickheads at your own uni unless theyre pedigree in their field.
>>66606096
when you get good is also when you realise its a shit game
>>66606096
keep the distance with bodykicks and block head kicks then counter with a head kick, this is the formula to win every fight. You only need to punch when you take it to the ground
>>66605954
Gouti's first UFC fight didn't go so well
>>66605741
He's gonna use those pics later when he releases a Christian rock album
>>66605974
Teymur's went pretty well though
>>66606017
Sorry, Sage is an obvious virgin. Not even memeing, I doubt he'd even know what to do with a woman. Fuck, he can't even look up some porn to give him an idea.
If a girl came up to him right now, threw her panties at him and told him to fuck her right there, he'd be like "ok, wow! Thanks! That's super flattering, but I can't right now because Mr. White and Mr. Silva told me not to", then backflip away.
>tfw i'd heem every here
>>66606032
https://youtu.be/qek0znBU5Is?t=20m54s
I goofd
HOW CAN SAGE BE SO INNOCENT YET BE SO ROIDED UP? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
>>66606153
Go to bed Sage
>>66606171
>sage isn't natty meme
stop trying to one up him somewhere la
>>66606096
Just like the first game make or be people who are tall with insane reach and spam body kicks (specifically front snap kicks) at people when they're mid combo. If they're not throwing much jab at them, it doesn't matter if you don't hit them, and then body kick when they retaliate. If you choose a character with a solid, heavy cross you can knock people out with ease if you catch them mid combo with it.
>>66606176
>implying his drug lord of a dad hasn't been feeding him PEDs since birth
kek m8
I honestly feel kinda bad for Sage. He reminds me of Emilio Estevez's character in The Breakfast Club,
Like, you know he's just been pressured to perform and win his entire life and probably didn't have much of a childhood. He's been brought up not to question or talk back, so he has his little nervous laugh he does whenever someone says something that upsets him.
I can just see him either burning out hard in a few years or going fucking batshit insane and murdering someone. Kid just seems like a ticking time bomb to me.
>>66606190
>sage isn't natty
>>66606202
>dad has a history of drug abuse
>Sage has developed into a freak athlete and has had solid abs since he was 6
yeah nah m8 100% natty just like Zyzz
>female cowboy cerrone
Cormier's list of wins are unironically more impressive than Jones'.
>I don't think Sage Northcutt is a natural athlete
>>66606218
sup
>>66606214
is she pegging him in the third pic? :3
we all know sage isnt natty, but do you think he knows that he isnt natty? what if he dad is tricking him into taking PEDs and he is too gullible to realise?
>>66606218
Slovenian-American here
>>66606227
>there are people in this thread who wouldn't
>>66606228
what if he thinks he's diabetic ;_;
we have to save him
>>66606228
>sage isnt natty
>>66606227
female thor desu
>>66606249
still would la
>>66606249
dear god
>>66606145
You wish.
>>66606227
you just know shes minutes away from downing some ben & jerrys
>>66606228
Wait, you mean like his dad might be slipping something into his super vitamin injections?
>>66606267
inb4 he shows off his vitamins at tristar
>>66606249
Is that a bite mark on her arm?
>>66606145
is that what you told yourself when he took your gf out to get ice cream?
>>66606249
Blonde body hair. Excellent.
>>66606284
>the city of brazil
>>66606280
He would never take a girl out for ice cream until they've been dating for at least 6 months.
>>66606284
>claudiagadelhaufcEstou pequenininha, baby. Manda testar! || I'm a littleone, baby. Tell them to come here to test me!
>>66606284
Come test me any time now that I've been using for 8 years USADA!
>>66606284
Looks like Claudia's been buying her vitamins from Sage's dad.
>>66606277
GSP will hook him up with multivitamins
guess whos back from the ban
>>66606300
After taking this, she kicked her phone in the balls.
>>66606300
goofy shirt money
>>66605666
haha
why is there an adan thread on pol?
>>69984758
>>69984758
>>69984758
>>66606273
>cant even skwot 1plate
kek
>>66606310
cheers to 4 recent losses
>>66605858
sages sister looks more like him than he does himself, if you will
>>66606325
oops wrong link
>>>/pol/69984758
>>>/pol/69984758
>>>/pol/69984758
Paige was talking about being bullied on Dancing With The Stars. They had Dana White being interviewed.
>>66606300
I'm not surprised that she gets knocked out in 30 seconds every fight.
>>66606343
She doesn't?
She won TUF and is undefeated in the UFC.
>>66606355
lol, didn't open the thumbnail, thought it was Marina Shafir, the girl on the left in this pic.>>66606310
>>66606342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puqQ_h08ruo
is this ideal technique for fending off the homeless?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2mtDU_B-fA
>>66606363
Fake ass chimp no hair donating fake respect fake humility bitch - "human being" my ass
>>66606390
>living anywhere near homeless ''''''''''people''''''''''''
>>66606273
has she ever taken a PED?
>>66606390
>beta white males
when will they learn?
i bet he's voting for bernie too
>>66606390
Why is he such a pussy?
>>66605946
>he hasn't tried churrasco
baka senpai
>>66606432
nu-male bernie supporter
he knows this would happen if he tried the homeless guy
>>66606439
chuck still looks deadly
>>66606441
that fag was on dancing with the stars too
>>66606214
>I won't let me vote
Yeah, the last vestiges of your manhood are holding you back.
Dominic Lose.
Dominic Snooze.
>>66606496
>>66606500
Dominick (You)'s
>>66605954
Turkey and Iran have very good wrestling programs.
>>66606500
RARE FLAG
>>66605904
>>66605946
>he still eats meat
enjoy cancer
>>66606338
You think Adan is vegan gains?
>>66606512
we're all Adan
>>66606512
close enough
>>66606390
I love that channel. It's like the Delray misfits but with homeless junkies. Too bad he stopped making them.
Is nutella vegan?
>>66606564
Cocoa is an animal you fucking shitposter shit.
>>66606564
It's literally cake frosting that meme year olds think is health food.
>>66606564
No, it has milk in it.
But you could have just looked up the ingredients.
>>66606573
>meme year olds
haha i like that
mind if i use it, sir?
>>66606574
>being above the age of 15
>wearing a cap
>>66606296
>>66606273
>>66606297
>>66606267
Have some (you)s
>>66606581
It wouldn't be a meme if you didn't.
>>66606573
>pure sweet
>people think it's health food.
literally who
http://youtu.be/6N6cwbz1dKY
I looked back on the short little pseudopoll I asked on who /heem/ wanted to win some future matchups (skipping the non picks)
A lot of them are pretty close, just goes to show how diverse /heem/'s feelings are
JBJ: 10
OSP: 10
Khabib: 9
El Cucuy: 8
Weidman: 11
Rockhold: 9
Nate: 11
Conor: 8
MM: 11
Cejudo: 7
Edgar: 13
Aldo: 6
Werdum: 13
Stipe: 6
>>66606610
>JBJ: 10
>OSP: 10
when memes go too far
>>66606610
diaz bandwagoners are literally worse than mcgregor newfags
>>66606621
>THEY DONT EVEN LIKE OSP
>THATS JUST HOW MUCH THEY HATE JON JONES
You could be eating cake frosting RIGHT NOW.
>>66605946
>he thinks BBQ is just drenching it in sauce
This faggot...
>>66605567
it literally takes less than 2 minutes lel
>>66606639
Nah just heemed a bag of cheesy bread rolls haha
>>66606390
I was thinking about what I would do in this guy's situation.
When you actually think about it, there's no point getting involved in a fist fight with a bum. He has nothing to lose, you have everything to lose. I mean this both in the physical and legal sense.
Reading the comments, it seems like a lot of people responding live in a fantasy world. You simply can't afford to get into a fist fight with every drug-addled, belligerent, homeless loser that you encounter. It's not a sustainable policy. You'll eventually lose a fight or get into a losing court case.
>>66606607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc8ig9PGGMs
(around 23 mins in he talks about weight)
>>66606606
i just want to acknowledge these digits
>>66606607
>talks about not mixing carbs with protein and how you dont want carbs
l-m-a-o
no wonder conor gassed
Fighters who rub you the wrong way? I'll start:
Daniel Cormier
>>66606663
Sam Alvey
I hate his ass in a totally intense and incoherent way
is nate diaz vs conor mcgregor proof that vegans are better than meat eaters?
should we all convert for gains?
>>66606663
Robbie Lawler
>>66606673
if you don't eat meat literally every day you're a faggot unironically
>>66606690
>not eating meat every meal
>>66605836
Why didn't she do a better job in this fight guys? I wanted her to win so bad. And now she's on a slope. baka
>>66606663
None of them, you weirdo.
>>66606363
>SHE IS TOP 10 IN THE WORLD
disturbing
>>66606663
Brett Rogers
Houston Alexander
Travis Browne
>>66606690
I eat Vegetables (the Meat of the Earth)
>>66606652
rich kids shouldn't fight
>>66606725
this desu
>>66606390
>>66606390
jesus i would knock the shit out of this bum. literally with the spinning head kick
>>66606823
sure you would, killer
>>66606828
high level karate black belt maaaaaan, i'm a moooonster
JON JONES
GET YOUR DICK ERECT
I'MA SUCK IT
>>66606828
He's got 0 ground game bro
https://youtu.be/zeJ0An16h9c
>>66606725
eat fish
>>66606841
>tfw a girl will never take your back
Livinha to the UFC sooooooon?
>>66606858
she's a good white fighter
>>66606848
fish is for kids
>>66606855
>tfw a girl will never take you back
are eggs meat?
>>66606888
Fertilized eggs are
>>66606893
i fertilized your mum's eggs last night
>>66606855
>>66606887
>did bjj for a while
>rolled with a girl with big tits
>she was very experienced
>couldnt do shit to me so I had top control
>just layed my head on her tits didnt allow me to do anything
felt great desu
>>66606893
I fertilized your mom's eggs if you know what I mean
>>66606897
Bro, my moms already gone through menopause
>>66606439
How do you get knocked out by a punch to the cheek?
>>66606893
i fertilized your mum's eggs xaxaxaxaxa (serbian laugh)
why don't europeans refrigerate their eggs?
New long interview with Wanderlei
http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/04/wanderlei-silva-abre-o-jogo-bellator-ufc-magoas-aposentadoria-e-igreja.html
Just one problem.. it's in bom dia, the language
>>66606610
>aldo 6
>stipe 6
:(((((
>>66606907
I refrigerate my eggs
>>66606907
Why do americans store ketchup in their anus?
>>66606907
i refrigerate your mom's eggs
>>66606907
Normal temperature eggs are better for baking. I still refrigerate mine.
>>66606907
Chickens live and lay eggs in warm climates. You don't need to refrigerate your eggs.
Is Yair Rodriguez a meme fighter?
>>66606938
No, he is a fighter who memes.
>>66606907
>>66606922
I do too
>>66606907
>not having your own chicken coop
you'll never be like Joe Rogan
>>66606887
nice
>>66606943
beers?
>>66606943
>no timestamp
Sorry, but I don't believe these are your cold eggs
>>66606943
dude lets 420drinkit bro
>>66606951
yeah just some Corona and cider for when I want to embrace my feminine side
Is predictionfriend kill
>>66606957
I prefer predictioncuck
>>66606954
its actually 530 down it
>>66606943
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421530/So-eggs-fridge-Scientists-crack-age-old-argument-chilled-room-temperature-best.html
guess I might stop
>>66606957
i hope so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkPfRj71qmw
>>66606964
its 530 somewhere bro, lets do it to it
>>66606966
I have chickens and I just keep my eggs in a bowl on the counter
What do we do about chin shots?
>>66606967
Pellegrino - Diaz
Submission (flying triangle choke). Yeah, i would do that also to the guy i dont like.
>>66606973
ban them along with submissions
>>66606957
>>66606962
http://strawpoll.me/7286586
>>66606973
Make them illegal
McGregor is being unfairly hindered by the rules by being expected to defend his chin
Submissions as well, the best fighter doesn't win when someone can just latch in a cheap submission like a pussy
>>66606970
How many? I've heard they can get pretty vicious to eachother.
what do we do about women who wear baggy fight shorts?
>>66606992
15
It's called the pecking order for a reason
>>66606153
Youre a deadman
>>66607000
Do you have any pics of your most alpha chicken?
>>66606983
it's predictionbro
it's always been predictionbro
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>66607008
Not on hand, I'll post one in an hour or so though
>>66607014
BLACKED
here's the thing, we love to talk about win bonuses
but consider this following radical idea, and please read it with an open mind: loss bonuses
give a fighter some extra appreciative dosh for going out on their shield rather than just giving up and letting themselves be RNC'd
knocked out cold? 50k
TKO'd? 25k
choked out? 25k
limb snapped? 75k
tapped out? nothing
>>66607018
predictionguy here, i actually prefer predictionguy
>>66607031
Not sure if I believe you
Post screenshot of folder
>>66607014
bastard who tried to pick my eyes out when i was a kid looked like this motherfucker. i was lucky i was very fast so i managed to escape.
>>66607026
No, because no
We'll begin to see guys faking to be out cold for the sweet 25k more, or refusing to tap to sub to get money, which is about the dumbest thing possible health-wise
If that was just a troll, have yourself a nice (You)
>>66607038
jesus christ HNNGGG
>>66607038
sweet jesus
>>66607026
Ask Luke this on cuck chat tomorrow, I'll give you an upboat
>>66607026
I don't like this idea, I LOVE this idea!
predictionbro here
i don't mind predictioncuck
>>66607043
woah, can you at least take me out to dinner first luigi?
>>66607068
>tfw the aussie judges robbed her for that garbage slut Bec Rawlings
still mad
>>66607073
Starting picks when?
>>66607073
what about predictionfriend
Will Ngannou beat blaydes?
>>66607026
cowboy would end metally retarded in two months
>>66607062
>tfw one of your girls gets beat by your anti-girl
post /oh my/ moments in mma
>>66607090
Will Joe being doing a fight companion?
On my 6th banana today lads
>>66607100
>Jon Jones I want your big black dick in my mouth
>>66607098
by decision.
>>66607090
He will cuck him and cuck him fast.
>>66607106
had a banana with my porridge this morning
feel carbed the fuck up desu
>>66607090
blaydes actually has a weirder head shape than rumble
Say it with me
AND NEW Heavyweigh Champion of the world
BIG Ben Rothwell
>>66607123
he looks like male orangutan, just black. from what parts of africa they came?
>Post Rogans face during Blaydes vs Ngannou
>>66607123
Its like a Rumble-Kimbo fusion
>>66607123
As soon as i expanded that picture i thought planet of the apes
>>66607129
can someone post chimp vanzant shoop?
>>66606803
Nice. Attack him in the sweet spot.
That's more like it Dan. Don't be too polite and nice all the time.
>>66607134
>>66607115
i literally gassed out walking maybe 1/4tth of a mile
i need a nootropic recommendation
>>66607153
phenylpiracetam
>>66607153
you need cordyceps mushrooms
china used them to cheat in the olympics in 2004
they're legit
why doesnt nate like mike ricci?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1EHjRKLp0
were any of you around when mike and rory we're obviously dating?
>>66607127
>MUAHAHAHA
posting on /heem/ everyday i think about MMA more than i should, do you feel this way? It's like i'm pro fighter or some shit, just MMA.
here's an interview nate gave high to helwani calling donald cerrone a liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ZuxNIhRmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFqN1i5Rv5M
why is DC so bad at banter? he seems like an intelligent guy otherwise
I heard he was bullied when he was a kid, is he one of us? a sperglord?
>>66607153
Every stimulant that works is illegal/requires a prescription
>>66607226
he's like a big baby
>>66607237
ur dad is a big baby
>>66607233
>caffeine doesn't work
>>66607241
caffeine isnt a stimulant u goof
>>66607244
Are you just pretending?
>>66607191
>ariel calls cerrone the more technical striker
oh my
>>66607237
you're the closest thing to an irishman we have on this general now
>>66607249
i've never pretended in my life, i'll heem you where you stand PED abuser
>>66607241
caffeine is a meme
i'm talking like ritalin or adderall where you take it and then half an hour you're a living god
>>66607196
#13 is a my fav
>>66607238
ur gf calls me daddy
>>66607260
>caffeine isn't a stimulant
Ok,so you're just dumb them.
>>66607258
I'm a Conor fan fwiw
also there's at least two of me
>>66607269
jokes on u m8, i dont have a gf
Chanps by the ehd of ge year
HW: Rothwell
LHW: DC
MW: Weidman
Ww: Wonderoedo
lw: Khabib
Fw: Edgar
Fly:? Mightmot
Wbw:, Holly
Straw: Josnna
i'm craving some old school diaz now
italybro can u do a nate diaz stream or perhaps stream 141
>>66607287
Mendc Bw: Cruz
i'm nate diaz bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGe21q7lmNk
any new nate/nick btw?
>>66607196
Oh, in part 2, the Rexangle/Modified T reminds me of the "Pace Choke", hit by Nick Pace against Will Campuzano (probably most famous for that one time he had stiffy at weigh ins)
>>66607315
i remember seeing this live
cool post-fight interview
>>66607282
http://leton.tv/broadcast/fuckingillegal
Anyone need a Dana
>>66607287
>Weidman
Kek
>>66607350
WE
ARE
LIVE
>>66607268
yeah, that was crazy. gogoplata is awesome.
CONOR - DIAZ 2 - DIAZ BY CHIN IN THE EYE
>>66607287
HW: Stipe
LHW: Jones
MW: Weidman
WW: i don't fucking know
LW: RDA
FW: Conor
FlyW:MM
Wbw:, Honda
Straw: Ugly polish girl
>>66607350
If you think Johny Hendricks is going to beat Jon Fitch...you’re crazy. The Fitch hate is ridiculous, and holds very little basis in reality. Aww, he doesn’t finish enough fights for you? Tough. You don’t have to like his style to respect his skills, and he has them in abundance. Hendricks is going to be visibly frustrated for 15 minutes, Jon is going to get his hand raised, and let’s get this man a shot against the winner of Diaz vs. Condit. Please.
>>66607382
he's a champion now you know
>>66607382
Hendricks will be a champ again.
if you want to watch italy's stream with a text chat
go to
kingstream.tv
ufc 141 streaming now
is stream kill?
>>66607421
its on
>>66607287
HW Rothwell
LHW Glover
MW Luke
WW Wonderboy
LW Khabib
FW Frankie
BW Cruz
FW MM
WBW Nunez
WSW Albu
>>66607443
>WSW Albu
wew i like it
>>66605666
sage dresses like a mexican
>>66607473
those look like californians
>>66607481
Or Texans
watching ufc 141 with goofs who are new to mma and havent seen 141 here
kingstream.tv
dont posst spoilers or memes pls
>>66607473
>>66607481
>>66607494
Not new Mexicans?
>mfw defended 2 different scientific articles in front of a crowd of scientists and 4 MA and phd opponents
LITHKEK WHERE YOU AT
WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKER
>>66607513
go OD on DNP you SOB
>>66607513
What do you look like?
>>66607525
how fucking mad are you, simpleton? CONFIRMED FOR MAD
>>66607530
BALD AND MEAN
>>66605596
from what i understand mark has one more fight on his contract then he's retiring. really gonna miss the fat bastard.
>>66607513
I am not impressed by your performance
>>66607554
Post your body bro
Im the only one saying youll beat lithcuck do it for your only fan senpai
>>66607258
I like how after Conrad got BTFO, all the Irish shitposters just quietly disappeared. It's like at the end of summer when all the mosquitos die off.
jimmy hettes is beating up that manlet nam phan
>>66607584
Whatever happened to Hettes? He looked like an absolute killer in that fight, then just sort of went away.
is jimmy hettes /heem/ the fighter?
>>66605743
i have no doubt that fighters take a dive when they are told to --- i have a headkick KO on dvr where the guy drops his hands and winces as it comes at him.
>>66607567
I don't have any recent pics
this was me about a year ago
>>66607600
i wish they'd give me a passport so i could spit in your fucking face
Lads I need webms of Rose Namajunes
With as little clothes on as possible
Cheers
>>66607604
yeah, why don't you go ahead and try that, amerilard
>>66607604
Yeah, it must be rough for you illegals to get a passport. Maybe you could get a Mexican one?
>>66607513
What is your degree in
>>66607600
are you balding, lad?
>>66607605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig9nSNqYA-g
>>66607632
not the right time to play that card atm lad,
I feel invincible
gus vs the janitor starting now
at
kingstream.tv
with chat
>>66605710
It's a facade, guys. Watch out for some absolutely memetastic feints and strategic information from OSP in the first round
>>66607655
is it true your people are part asian?
>>66607655
Balding males kinda look more alpha to me, I don't know why
>>66607668
completely false
>>66605584
i'd still titty fucker her though
she's like at 0% BF and she has some big fat juicy tits
>>66605766
Ronda not only looks like a 265er, she even looks like 6'6 in this photo
I'm a time traveler from 2020. OSP will TKO Jones in the 3rd. My dubs confirm.
>>66607677
be honest: why is your head so big?
lads john hendrix
vs jon fitch is starting at
kingstream.tv
dont miss out
>>66607600
You look like a starved skeleton, tbf
>>66605736
Hue girls are incredibly self absorbed. More so than white western slags, if you can believe that.
>>66607697
there has to be a wide bone structure to fit my huge brain somewhere
>>66607732
fatty mcfat detected
>>66607287
Rothwell
Jones
Weidman
Lawler (Thompson if he beats Rory)
Khabib
McGoob
Cruz
DJ
Rousey
Joanna
cerrone vs diaz starting now on
kingstream.tv
with chat
I am shook
>>66607869
estonia is here calling you out bro
kingstream.tv
>tfw you just remembered there's gonna be a Dagestan Fight Night or PPV
>>66605871
>yes, sir
>>66605884
13
I bet I could take (You) down.
>>66608031
(You) suck
>>66605518
Makes sense. In a real combat scenario, falling down may precipitate certain death.
post yfw dana pays nate to fake an injury and pull out of the fight so GSP can step up and fight conor at 170 lbs
>>66608091
they'll just put weed particles in his water after the weigh ins to make him groggy
>>66605801
roids'll do that to ya
>>66606363
malia337Hey there! I'm a middle school teacher & I see bullying & the effects of bullying quite frequently. It breaks my heart... Thank you for sharing part of your story last night. I'm going to find this dance along with the package on YouTube & show it to my students. Praying that your story will save another's life.
>>66606877
why would he want to fight in a shit hole like that
Is it ever OK to train no gi?
Whats the biggest animal you reckon you could beat 1v1 lads?
>tfw I'd heem a wolf no problem
Holy shit I just found out Conor and Nate are having a rematch? Why would Dana do this. Conors just going to lose again and be ruined even more. He should have told Conor to just stay in his weight class. Or at least this time made Nate come down to Conors weight class.
>>66608282
gepard
Would heem the living shit out of this 65kg mf
>>66605857
"The first pay phone was invented in 1889"
>>66605666
Well he can't fight, but he sure can do his hair nicely.
>>66608282
Sperm whale, I'd put his blowhole in a choke and he'd have to tap within 2 hours or drown
>>66605710
wow, sounds as if he has pretty low expectations of himself.
would not put money on.
>>66607008
>>66607022
here is my alpha cock. You can see he started staring me down when he noticed I was taking his picture.
>>66606907
they put them in the fridge in France.
Also, why do Americans wear their shoes in the house??
>>66606931
one word for you my unpasteurized friend: bacteria
Rare Sage
>>66608282
>wolf
>5x the bite power of a pitbull
>>66608365
because we can afford maids
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>66605710
lmaoooo if you listen to him on the mma hour he basically acknowledges he will lose, its crazy hes not even attempting to look confident and pull off the upset
dana was doing an interview and even said after this fight jon will fight dc later this year
is the largest sacrificial lamb in the history of the ufc?
>>66607567
Only delusional goofs think lithcuck can dance his way to a victory in a fight. Estonia is going to wreck him.
>>66607191
why do you think he's high? (other than being Nate, I mean)
>>66608485
i don't even know how estonia stays upright with that bobblehead of his
>>66608509
the video said he's high
>>66607226
>is he one of us?
y
>>66607244
Caffeine is a central nervous system (CNS) stimulant of the methylxanthine class. It is the world's most widely consumed psychoactive drug...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine
>>66608545
thanks literal jim
>>66607287
>Ww: Wonderoedo
Oops, you forgot that he died fighting Rory!
post your walkout songs guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/5/11370738/the-ultimate-fighter-season-24-confirmed-winner-to-receive-flyweight
>>66608623
new
>>66608613
>they are going to throw someone off the ultimate fighter at the #2 p4p fighter in the world
>if it weren't for the fact they only weigh 125lbs we would see someone actually die in the ring
>>66607382
>The Fitch hate is ridiculous, and holds very little basis in reality.
Yeah, that's been true here for years.
Other than GSP, Fitch was competitive with everyone he faced and was always elite.
My guess is that he's not good-looking (Luke, Sage, Rory) or cool enough (Nick, Hunt, Rory) or psycho enough (Conor, Aoki, Rory) or nerdy/awkward enough (Cormier, Benson, Rory) for /sp/, so they turn on him.
Jones is very poor off his back and OSP has an extremely crafty top submission game (one of few people with a Von Flue choke win in the UFC), I fully expect OSP to clip Jones with a hard shot, drop him and submit him on the ground.
>>66607473
taps like one, too
>haha
>>66605777
I feel bad for anyone that doesn't get the reference.
>>66608688
There is nothing crafty about the von flue choke. Le Russian karate fedora man is just a joke on the ground.
>>66605935
Giant asian women already exist, they're just rare.
>>66606672
I met him on the street in Pittsburgh when I was there for Cowboy vs. Cowboy. He was a super nice guy, seemed genuinely grateful that I stopped to talk to him.
>>66605964
Is it me, or does JJ have severely bowed legs? Also, mmmmm, that's nice bunda.
>>66605987
>Metele un avionaso hahaha
>>66607044
>eastern europe
>>66606228
That's exactly how I imagine it works. If he ever does snap, I think he'll kill his dad. It's Zeus and Kronos all over again.
>>66606661
And he gets paid to be a "nutritionist", too, right?
>>66605631
She was juicy as fuark when she "fought" at 145.
>>66608978
WELL FUCK YOU
>>66608319
my sides
>>66606663
That aussie cunt Bec Rawlings.
That armie cunt Miesha Tate.
That all around cunt Josh Koshcheck.
>>66606721
>>66610420
>Houston Alexander
>Travis Browne
Yeah, these two go in the cunt pile as well. Isn't he facing charges for domestic abuse or summat? Beating up a gf (allegedly)? Bretty funny when Honda has talked so much shit about other sportspeeps with alleged spousal abuse.
>>66605666
The devil wills it.
>>66605935
>Where does the genetics for gigantic women come from?
HGH and steroids from babby, good sir.
>>66605942
Stop Jon Jones from fighting and they'll drop 80%.
>>66605974
>german fighter is a fucking roach
>french fighter is an arab mudslime
>a white german mudslime slav
It's just too much.
>>66606032
First fight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwg4WlulO1E
Second:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BstHbbpq07s
>>66606663
As in fighters I hate for seemingly no reason?
CB Dollaway just has the most punchable face in MMA.
