/heem/: DC edition
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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA [Open]
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/QesvWW9liJQ [Open]
NEWS:
>Jones vs OSP new UFC 197 headliner, for interim LHW title
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353572/jon-jones-vs-ovince-saint-preux-set-for-ufc-197-with-daniel-cormier
>Jake Shields is a meanieface
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353484/jake-shields-hits-opponent-with-stockton-slap-calls-him-a-bitch-after
>MM wants Silva's title defense record and more shekels
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11320998/demetrious-johnson-eyeing-anderson-silva-s-record-for-title-defenses
>Cormier will be back in time for MSG
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/3/11354826/cormier-wont-need-surgery-expected-back-by-august-or-september
Legal free fight(s)
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/QdRLvldfg7I [Open]
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ruOpjKuFQ [Open]
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y [Open]
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mErNLZO6w [Open]
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkDlR86Vqc [Open]
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
Just Fight Fan™ Things:
Focus: https://youtu.be/ZK9FEllOiyQ [Open]
197 extended preview: http://youtu.be/qANqACq9k_E [Open]
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
1st for DC getting emotional
2nd for [Open]
>still training at American Kneeinjury Academy
>>66597038
o i am laffin
What's your hot sauce, /heem/
>>66597061
matriciana
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/717142406911496193
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M FUCKING DYING
THIS IS PERFECT
>>66597084
kek
Jon is one of us
>u lunch like a bitch
What did he mean by this?
>>66597126
his tossed salad game is weak
Why won't that chucklefuck Dana already get heemed out of existence HEEM?
He needs to get HEEMed hard and fast soon.
....
>>66597126
Apparently it's a DC term, means being ridiculous or some shit like this
>>66597061
Walkerswood scotch bonnet but I'm new to the game desu
>>66597149
how often is that posted
>Bruce is older, fatter, less handsome and athletic than Luke "The Cock" Rockhold
>still kucks him when it comes to Ringfus
How can one man be so alpha, heem?
>>66597154
His trashtalking game is still strong, good to know
>>66597154
HACKED
A
C
K
E
D
>>66597154
what did he mean by this?
>>66597122
Yes, "you mad bro" has been a 4chan exclusive for a decade now.
>>66597196
i meant as in he is a shitposter, he also admited to deleting tweets/videos for banter
>>66597171
At this point you kinda have to hope so
>>66597122
4chan wut yew talkin bout 4chan. don't put moi name in wid dat, oim maja against dat
>>66597217
Awesome, share that with your shitposting bros on Reddit
So, who has the mental edge, Jones or DC?
DC is usually well spoken, those tweets are borderline incoherent ramblings. Whats going on?
>>66597267
JBJ got to his head. He practically lives there tbqhwy famalam
>>66597232
i will get downvoted there though
>>66597283
Meanwhile here you get (You)s
What a world we live in
>tfw the banter is shit
>>66597267
twitter character limit + every time he blinks he sees JBJ reaching out to eyepoke him
>>66597241
Fuck off idiot
>>66597267
DC is a very emotional person. He's the type of faggot that fucks with everyone around him day in and day out, 24/7 but whenever someone does it to him once he loses his shit.
>>66597241
Wait wait what? Vinny boy gave it to Mr. O Mac?
DC is Frank Grimes to Jon Jones' Homer Simpson
>>66597241
stay here genius
>confessions
Sometimes i go back and watch esparza vs JJ and it makes me feel good. i watched it 24 times
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/vjgg.mp4
What did he mean by this?
>>66597401
By gawd yes he did
>>66597360
>>66597407
O-o-o-ok
>>66596937
HAHAHA holy shit DC is mad as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
Bunch of new free fights
goddamn lads
this has got to be one of the weakest back and forths I've ever witnessed
gonna go sleep
hope a sick Robbie fight gets announced soon so I can get hype
>>66596937
>>66597154
>>66597189
>>66597666
You're losing it again, Daniel
FINALLY, he should have done this last year
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11364520/jon-jones-hires-full-time-driver-following-latest-police-run-in
>>66596937
What the fuck is Cormiers problem?
>>66597704
Yeah I was just about to say something like that. Jon finally got a driver so DC should get someone to talk shit for him. The first thing he said to about the hit and run, Gus, and 151 was good but hes fading fast.
>>66596937
>2m
>4m
>6m
>7m
fucking kek
DC is seriosuly losing his shit
Damn I just got home from work and am reading both their twitters. DC is getting BTFO
Poor DC.
>>66596937
UFC has so many new HWs
oilynyk, ruslan and pesta have been around for a bit, though there has been injuries
look at all the HWs to premiere
>>66597061
sust 2 fiddy
>>66596937
>fatboy's phone autocorrected punch to lunch
Someone please start the DC sucking Jon's dick meme on Twitter while these two are going at it.
Thoughts?
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/vjgg.mp4
>>66597905
Everyone try and bait DC
>>66597892
It didn't tho
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lunching
>>66597923
>D.C. area code
We've gone too deep
>>66597921
I already tweeted at him twice. I called him a coward and I asked him in Jon really told him to suck his dick.
>Daniel 'DCuck' Cuckmier
The only way Daniel can redeem himself is if he swings on Jones the next time he sees him
I love it.
>>66597923
that doesn't really make sense in the context DC used it. "punch like a bitch" makes more sense than "lunch like a bitch"
He's having a nervous breakdown.
Too much banter.
>>66597923
>Daniel Cormier
>using slang
http://strawpoll.me/7283300
OOOOOHHHHHH
HE'S HURT MIKE! HE'S HURT BAD!
>>66598025
Loser junkie
>>66597168
Arianny sure is looking like a mess these days.
>>66598045
Holy fuck, Jon Jones bantz champion
>>66597959
I'm not saying it often but we've got Luke Thomas to thank for that explanation
>>66598007
Yeah you might be right.
>>66598045
What did he mean by this?
another just popped up its not over
>>66597815
literally more 0-0 UFC then all other divisions combined
>>66598045
top lel
I'm fucking dead
Top bantz
>>66597815
i heard this Francis Niggannou is pretty good.
>Lol we? who's we? You and your vagina?
>Jones embracing the role of heel
Gonna be a swell year
>>66598126
>Niggannou
>>66598126
He's a muuunster
I love how much Jones triggers Cormier, literally the thought of Jones sends him into a full on mental meltdown
>>66598182
jesus fucking christ
>mfw DC's injury gives us 4-5 months of extra bants
link to the conor vs nate 2 promo lads? its the one where there is a high pitched noise when conair gets rocked. thnx
>Jon
Fuck just leave Daniel alone pls
>>66598182
I'd let him fuck my wife tbqhwy
>>66598101
i fucking love this shit
one of the best feuds ever
Jon is able to get to DC with the lamest shit possible and DC takes the bait every time
>>66598126
he looked good on one fight, who knows. HW is weird, so few are actually good
you just know dana white is rubbing his hands together right now
>>66598233
Jon is Pepe, DC is Wojak
>>66598126
>nigganou
kek
>>66598200
anyone?
PVZ just completely annihilated Dancing With the Stars with a UFC themed dance.
>>66598198
>>66598220
>He signed with UFC less than 2 years after starting to trane ufc
Too bad he's 29, he'd be a nice prospect otherwise
>>66598315
>Imbleying the UFC heavyweight division needs a top athlete
He'd heem Cain tbqh
>>66598315
That's typical heavyweight shit. He'll get tossed to the wolves soon enough probably, but hopefully not.
>>66598126
He's got ridiculous power and has good hand speed, did decently off his back against a decent wrestler
But he's stiff as a rock
He'll be a solid fighter in a few years, for now he'll be an entertaining can crusher
How long til Daniel requests the euthanasia in the hospital bed?
>>66598315
i would like to see him fight Overeem, Stipe or JDS, he looks like technical stand up fighter. Does he have a oponent yet?
>>66598411
He's fighting in Zagreb on the main card
What is the most underrated technique in Women's Mixed Martial Arts (WMMA)?
>>66598182
>throwing an uppercut on your tippy toes
>>66598448
Wtf, how i missed that...Last update i was aware was Derrick Lewis. That would be also a good match up. Well, great, i will be there.
>>66598462
50/50 and judo. women have narrow shoulders and wide hips
>>66598462
Jab
>>66598462
Kicking technique in general. Especially body kicks.
>>66596937
>Coward is ufc 151
He did BTFO Jon with this line though
>>66598471
>not using that extra little bit of calf muscle to add that much more power to your uppercuts
have fun never gigganigging anyone
>>66598462
>technique
>Women's Mixed Martial Arts (WMMA)
pick one
Would you rather fight Anthony Johnson or Junior Dos Santos inside the octogon? I honestly never saw more scared top 10 guy than Bader when he stepped into the octogon with A.J.
>>66596937
Why does DC talk like a faggot? Does he not know how ridiculously gay he sounds?
I so bad want to root for DC. I like his life story: bullied as a kid, he's a family man, he doesn't have the most athletic build
yet through hard work he's managed to become one of the best LHWs in the UFC
why can't he just be chill? Not everyone can trash-talk like mcgregor
>>66598666
johnson is faster, but RDA has power
I'm interested what his striking will look like now, he's using a new boxing coach
also rothwell related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7jiOOT3wrc
>>66598757
lol JDS not RDA.... cigano and nachos..
>>66598753
what are you doing right now
thats the goal
>>66598753
DC is a great example of what bullying can do in regards to negative lifelong consequences, rather than giving one strength to adapt and overcome. He carries that darkness with him everywhere.
>>66598753
Too much time around Luke "The Ladies Man" Rockhold
>>66598780
i'm an MMA junkie so I'd be talking about MMA regardless of whatever is going on
also look at his twitter views in the pic above, it went from 7mil to 2mil
its so fucking cringe
>>66598462
tears
>>66598832
poor bait
>>66598842
is that joanna joawsdcffaffffffffffff
Wait Brendan named his kid Tiger?
>>66598871
Guy is a 40 year old frat boy
>>66598832
>also look at his twitter views in the pic above, it went from 7mil to 2mil
dis nigga srs?
>>66598064
is there a gif or webm version of this that includes the sociopath smile?
>>66598866
That's 12 Gauge Paige Dos Zantos
http://strawpoll.me/7283550
>>66598933
First instinct is to say he'll get made fun of at school
Then I realized that his dad is a ex-UFC fighter who managed to fight the likes of Arlovski and Browne and Rothwell
He may not have been champ, but this guy could literally gorilla fuck 99.9% of the population in a streetfight if he wanted to
So he can name his kid whatever the fuck he wants, I don't think his son is at risk of bullying
>>66598757
I don't have a clue how that fight will go. Will he try to exploit somehow tha Rothwelst leaning on front leg and overwhelm him with strikes,Ben is doing much better when he has space and time to work. or he will try to circle around Ben like maybe Stipe would, but i don't see him win that way. Also, Ben is awesom in clinch situations, JDS could easly be put to sleep. I think Ben will win, even tho i will root for JDS.
>>66598842
Why is she so much more attractive covered in bruises and cuts?
>>66599086
>>66598757
Also, JDS is very fast, he should maybe look for a some counter punch bomb to land while he keeps distance, cause Ben also likes to step in and throw.
>>66599079
>but this guy could literally gorilla fuck 99.9% of the population in a streetfight if he wanted to
lmao you said pathetic faggot still posting this exact same shit all the godamn time
>>66599079
>I don't think his son is at risk of bullying
Sure, Brendan Schaub will go to school and punch kids and girls so his son doesn't get bullied, cmon son, what the fuck was that.
>'I will never have a difficult life because my dad can kick anyone's ass'
Nobody ever
>>66599142
>>'I will never have a difficult life because my dad can kick anyone's ass'
>Nobody ever
boy named sue
>>66599079
Yeah, that's not going to stop the kids in the class from making fun of the kid named "tiger" unless Schaub follows him to school and sits with him in class. And if he did, the kid would end up made fun of for a different reason.
>>66599142
>tfw my dad probably could have beat up anyone
>tfw he still chose to beat up me
Daniel stopped, he's probably OD'ing on morphine as we speak
stop bullying dc
>>66599266
Imagine being in Daniel's camp, and having to stand by him as he constantly shits the bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ0pFac6QAw
>>66599266
lel
Does DS retires and becomes a literal bum if he loses against Jones?
Is DC going to prep OSP for his wife?
>>66598315
>Age Mattering
>Heavyweight
Just read my tea leaves
>OSP beats JBJ in huge upset on par with TJ vs Barao
>DC celebrates on twitter
>JBJ gets in his Bentley and gets into a low speed police chase, as is tradition
>JBJ gets cut
>OSP calls out DC for that shitle tot
>DC threatens to give OSP the full service treatment
>OSP puts DC out with a Dave Schultz front headlock
>DC gets in his Prius and gets into a low speed police chase, as is tradition
>DC gets cut
>JBJ vs DC 2 at Bellator 200
>>66598315
>Too bad he's 29
agreed, if he was a bit older he'd be perfect for HW Tbh
>mfw Daniel Cormier pops for elevated salt levels
>>66599592
>read my tea leaves
huh. Me and my mum used to do this all the time.
>>66599457
I guess you can say Cro Cop has proven that age doesn't matter.
http://entimports.com/2016/04/another-one-bites-the-dust-ufc-releases-three-fighters-in-one-week/
More cuts
>>66598315
29 is young for a HW. Look at the age of some of the top guys.
>>66599691
yes, but is pretty late to start to train.
>>66599658
Wilko no ._.
>>66599658
Why the fuck did they cut Wilk for
Jon: 'Pussy.'
DC: 'What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.'
>>66599735
Travis Browne started training when he was 26 and I'd say he's done pretty well.
>>66599658
Rosholt, finally, he was the most boring fighter in the UFC. not just that, he looked like shit also.
Is there a more reddit fighter than Cornier?
>>66599810
someone should make an original DC version of this pasta. Preferably involving dick-sucking.
DC vs Gus on FS1 if you feel like watching Gus fight like a retard and get merked by DC's clinch game.
>>66599810
Jon: 'I bet i could take you down'
DC: 'What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in OSU's wrestling program, and I’ve been involved in numerous NCAA competitions, and I have over 300 confirmed pins. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top wrestler in the entire US olympic team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking taken down, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pin you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in wrestling, but I have access to an entire arsenal striking and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.'
>>66599826
Ok, i'm not saying there is no chance you'll be good if you start to train later than you should, .I think Romero also started to train MMA when he was about 30. If you are talented you'll be good. But 29 is still late.
POST YFW JON JONES/DC 2 AND ROBBIE LAWLER VS ANYONE IS ON UFC 200
>>66599831
He was a warrior.
>ryan hall, you can try, but you will fail, because my heart, will always prevail
>>66599900
Who would win? Koksal Baba and Artem Lobov vs Nick Newell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOUg2JE-uw
Seems like LHW has a lot of could-have-beens. I feel bad for people like Rumble, Bader and Gustafsson because they're great fighters but the state of the division right now is just really boning them. Bader got hit with the Rumble freight train, Gustafsson has gotten robbed of the rematch that really should have happened more times than I can count and Rumble, it seems, will constantly be trawling at the top, brutalizing other contenders while every shot he gets at JJ ends up failing due to bad luck.
>>66600000
>>66600000
good get
>>66600000
>Wasting quints on this shitpost
heem yourself
>>66600000
whoa
>>66600000
Shit get
>>66599887
DC and Robbery losing on the same night?
>>66600000
>>66600044
>>66600059
>wah mummy the getsie wetsie wasn't a memepost, it were but a normal posteroo, waaaaaahhhhhhhh
absolutely heem yourselves in a permanent fashion!
>>66600109
>He doesn't appreciate a good get
>>66600000
>>66600141
"Get Culture" is tearing these boards apart!
Faber looks so proud of his little girl.
>>66600169
MUH BOARD
PLS DON'T DESTROY MUH 4CHIN PLS
>>66600221
I'm willing to DIE to protect this board, Benjamin!
>>66600000
Today is a great day for /hem/.
>>66600214
>faber
>lunch like a bitch
>>66596937
>197 extended preview: [YouTube] Not Found (embed) [Open]
lads am I getting trolled or is there an extended preview for 197 out now?
>You lunch like a bitch Jon. I bet you couldn't even handle Popeye's 2-for-1 deal.
>>66599977
>>66600000
I'm glad that Swedish pussy lost by decision. Always running away and pussyfooting around
>>66597306
kek
>>66598008
wew lad, literally angry texting
>>66598101
>we don't even like osp, we just hate jon jones
>>66600214
Who's the semen demon on the far left?
>>66598842
hnnnnnnng
>>66600766
matt hughes looks like a little faggot and cruz is tall as fuck for a bw
>>66598757
rothwell will unironically be hw champ. confirmed for hw natty goat. bisbong still natty goat tbqhwy
>>66600766
mirin cruz desu
>>66600766
Rashad and his son
Condit and his son
>>66600675
https://www.instagram.com/mariasansone/
>>66600000
>this wasted post
>>66600766
>cruz
>wearing a backpack after early 20s
cringe af
>>66600917
haha thanks *he responds unironically*
>>66600214
faber would be an adonis if he was 5'10 plus.
>>66600976
he must really like me *he mutters to himself, trying not to blush* haha will do will do!!
>>66600766
Matt and Tyrone woodley have to be like 5'6" desu
>>66601023
would really like to smash that pucc *he thinks to himself* i hope to catch you around again bud, take care
How would a fight between Conor and Condit go?
>>66601065
>>66601023
>>66600976
>>66600946
>>66600917
Fresh Sage, come on you know the drill haha
>>66600942
If you have to carry any type of gear a backpack is objectively the best choice.
>>66601099
This is not fresh:
>>66594685
>>66601072
conor 2nd round gogoplata ez
>>66601097
all me, thanks for the (You)'s lad
>>66601118
Are you claiming Cruz is on the gear?
>>66600766
kek just noticed based forrest
>>66601130
This is not fresh.
>>66593743
>>66601130
both me lad, does that count as two (You)'s? crossthread double (You)-age? I think that has to be worth atleast 10 internet points yeah?
Jesus lol. Someone change Jones' record to 22-1
>>66601312
>2
Cheeky Jones doing some cheeky improvisations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4BoTqxR9Lk
>>66601429
make that 4 ;-)
>>66600766
Condit vs Rashad
>>66597815
Bojan "bojan" mihkalskskvockeic will be my boy because he isn't need a nickname and doesn't afraid of anything
>>66601456
is there anything he can't do?
>>66601456
>"That moment when you find out you're fighting osp, and don't have to train anymore"
kek'd
what the fuck is this (You) bullshit? fuck off to brit you cunts
>>66601548
drive
Jose hanging out with his pet tranny
>>66601475
>>66601488
thanks la
>>66601616
would smash lad, beating up tranny pucc is the highest of test
>>66601693
>tfw i know where that gif is from
>>66598462
Tucking your penis
>>66601740
>>66598842
i just want to hug her and make her feel safe
>>66601752
kek
>>66601855
kys
>reminds me of ronda for some reason
>>66601878
>>66601806
>>66601672
sameweirdo
>>66599618
3.6/10 generous
>>66601900
>dude tries to ram her throw with a hard shot from the grocery cart
10/10 would lel again
>>66601905
all me lad, thanks for the (You)'s
>>66601900
jesus christ
>>66601980
THICK
>>66601900
you can pinpoint the moment her dignity takes it's biggest hit
>>66601900
both have big bundas?
>>66602055
I think her dignity was long gone at that point
>>66601900
>there are people who wouldn't smash that
lmao at you lowtest faggots
>>66601900
TOO FUCKING KEK
>>66602097
This desu. I don't see any dignity.
>>66602119
>>66602097
she's not naked, shitting in the isle, she has a ways to go
>>66601752
Cyborg isn't doing a good job
Does Fallon Fox still fight in the women's division?
>>66602112
>>66602119
>>66602105
>>66602097
>>66602055
>>66602015
addiction isn't funny. Anybody could get addicted to cheeseburgers.
