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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA [Open]
MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/QesvWW9liJQ [Open]
NEWS:
>Jones vs OSP new UFC 197 headliner, for interim LHW title
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353572/jon-jones-vs-ovince-saint-preux-set-for-ufc-197-with-daniel-cormier
>Jake Shields is a meanieface
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353484/jake-shields-hits-opponent-with-stockton-slap-calls-him-a-bitch-after
>MM wants Silva's title defense record and more shekels
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11320998/demetrious-johnson-eyeing-anderson-silva-s-record-for-title-defenses
>Cormier will be back in time for MSG
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/3/11354826/cormier-wont-need-surgery-expected-back-by-august-or-september
Legal free fight(s)
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/QdRLvldfg7I [Open]
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ruOpjKuFQ [Open]
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y [Open]
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mErNLZO6w [Open]
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkDlR86Vqc [Open]
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
Just Fight Fan™ Things:
Focus: https://youtu.be/ZK9FEllOiyQ [Open]
197 extended preview: http://youtu.be/qANqACq9k_E [Open]
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
1st for DC getting emotional
2nd for [Open]
>still training at American Kneeinjury Academy
>>66597038
o i am laffin
What's your hot sauce, /heem/
>>66597061
matriciana
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/717142406911496193
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M FUCKING DYING
THIS IS PERFECT
>>66597084
kek
Jon is one of us
>u lunch like a bitch
What did he mean by this?
>>66597126
his tossed salad game is weak
Why won't that chucklefuck Dana already get heemed out of existence HEEM?
He needs to get HEEMed hard and fast soon.
....
>>66597126
Apparently it's a DC term, means being ridiculous or some shit like this
>>66597061
Walkerswood scotch bonnet but I'm new to the game desu
>>66597149
how often is that posted
>Bruce is older, fatter, less handsome and athletic than Luke "The Cock" Rockhold
>still kucks him when it comes to Ringfus
How can one man be so alpha, heem?
>>66597154
His trashtalking game is still strong, good to know
>>66597154
HACKED
A
C
K
E
D
>>66597154
what did he mean by this?
>>66597122
Yes, "you mad bro" has been a 4chan exclusive for a decade now.
>>66597196
i meant as in he is a shitposter, he also admited to deleting tweets/videos for banter
>>66597171
At this point you kinda have to hope so
>>66597122
4chan wut yew talkin bout 4chan. don't put moi name in wid dat, oim maja against dat
>>66597217
Awesome, share that with your shitposting bros on Reddit
So, who has the mental edge, Jones or DC?
DC is usually well spoken, those tweets are borderline incoherent ramblings. Whats going on?
>>66597267
JBJ got to his head. He practically lives there tbqhwy famalam
>>66597232
i will get downvoted there though
>>66597283
Meanwhile here you get (You)s
What a world we live in
>tfw the banter is shit
>>66597267
twitter character limit + every time he blinks he sees JBJ reaching out to eyepoke him
>>66597241
Fuck off idiot
>>66597267
DC is a very emotional person. He's the type of faggot that fucks with everyone around him day in and day out, 24/7 but whenever someone does it to him once he loses his shit.
>>66597241
Wait wait what? Vinny boy gave it to Mr. O Mac?
DC is Frank Grimes to Jon Jones' Homer Simpson
>>66597241
stay here genius
>confessions
Sometimes i go back and watch esparza vs JJ and it makes me feel good. i watched it 24 times
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/vjgg.mp4
What did he mean by this?
>>66597401
By gawd yes he did
>>66597360
>>66597407
O-o-o-ok
>>66596937
HAHAHA holy shit DC is mad as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
Bunch of new free fights
goddamn lads
this has got to be one of the weakest back and forths I've ever witnessed
gonna go sleep
hope a sick Robbie fight gets announced soon so I can get hype
>>66596937
>>66597154
>>66597189
>>66597666
You're losing it again, Daniel
FINALLY, he should have done this last year
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11364520/jon-jones-hires-full-time-driver-following-latest-police-run-in
>>66596937
What the fuck is Cormiers problem?
>>66597704
Yeah I was just about to say something like that. Jon finally got a driver so DC should get someone to talk shit for him. The first thing he said to about the hit and run, Gus, and 151 was good but hes fading fast.
>>66596937
>2m
>4m
>6m
>7m
fucking kek
DC is seriosuly losing his shit
Damn I just got home from work and am reading both their twitters. DC is getting BTFO
Poor DC.
>>66596937
UFC has so many new HWs
oilynyk, ruslan and pesta have been around for a bit, though there has been injuries
look at all the HWs to premiere
>>66597061
sust 2 fiddy
>>66596937
>fatboy's phone autocorrected punch to lunch
Someone please start the DC sucking Jon's dick meme on Twitter while these two are going at it.
Thoughts?
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/vjgg.mp4
>>66597905
Everyone try and bait DC
>>66597892
It didn't tho
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lunching
>>66597923
>D.C. area code
We've gone too deep
>>66597921
I already tweeted at him twice. I called him a coward and I asked him in Jon really told him to suck his dick.
>Daniel 'DCuck' Cuckmier
The only way Daniel can redeem himself is if he swings on Jones the next time he sees him
I love it.
>>66597923
that doesn't really make sense in the context DC used it. "punch like a bitch" makes more sense than "lunch like a bitch"
He's having a nervous breakdown.
Too much banter.
>>66597923
>Daniel Cormier
>using slang
http://strawpoll.me/7283300
OOOOOHHHHHH
HE'S HURT MIKE! HE'S HURT BAD!
>>66598025
Loser junkie
>>66597168
Arianny sure is looking like a mess these days.
>>66598045
Holy fuck, Jon Jones bantz champion
>>66597959
I'm not saying it often but we've got Luke Thomas to thank for that explanation
>>66598007
Yeah you might be right.
>>66598045
What did he mean by this?
another just popped up its not over
>>66597815
literally more 0-0 UFC then all other divisions combined
>>66598045
top lel
I'm fucking dead
Top bantz
>>66597815
i heard this Francis Niggannou is pretty good.
>Lol we? who's we? You and your vagina?
>Jones embracing the role of heel
Gonna be a swell year
>>66598126
>Niggannou
>>66598126
He's a muuunster
I love how much Jones triggers Cormier, literally the thought of Jones sends him into a full on mental meltdown
>>66598182
jesus fucking christ
>mfw DC's injury gives us 4-5 months of extra bants
link to the conor vs nate 2 promo lads? its the one where there is a high pitched noise when conair gets rocked. thnx
>Jon
Fuck just leave Daniel alone pls
>>66598182
I'd let him fuck my wife tbqhwy
>>66598101
i fucking love this shit
one of the best feuds ever
Jon is able to get to DC with the lamest shit possible and DC takes the bait every time
>>66598126
he looked good on one fight, who knows. HW is weird, so few are actually good
you just know dana white is rubbing his hands together right now
>>66598233
Jon is Pepe, DC is Wojak
>>66598126
>nigganou
kek
>>66598200
anyone?
PVZ just completely annihilated Dancing With the Stars with a UFC themed dance.
>>66598198
>>66598220
>He signed with UFC less than 2 years after starting to trane ufc
Too bad he's 29, he'd be a nice prospect otherwise
>>66598315
>Imbleying the UFC heavyweight division needs a top athlete
He'd heem Cain tbqh
>>66598315
That's typical heavyweight shit. He'll get tossed to the wolves soon enough probably, but hopefully not.
>>66598126
He's got ridiculous power and has good hand speed, did decently off his back against a decent wrestler
But he's stiff as a rock
He'll be a solid fighter in a few years, for now he'll be an entertaining can crusher
How long til Daniel requests the euthanasia in the hospital bed?
>>66598315
i would like to see him fight Overeem, Stipe or JDS, he looks like technical stand up fighter. Does he have a oponent yet?
>>66598411
He's fighting in Zagreb on the main card
What is the most underrated technique in Women's Mixed Martial Arts (WMMA)?
>>66598182
>throwing an uppercut on your tippy toes
>>66598448
Wtf, how i missed that...Last update i was aware was Derrick Lewis. That would be also a good match up. Well, great, i will be there.
>>66598462
50/50 and judo. women have narrow shoulders and wide hips
>>66598462
Jab
>>66598462
Kicking technique in general. Especially body kicks.
>>66596937
>Coward is ufc 151
He did BTFO Jon with this line though
>>66598471
>not using that extra little bit of calf muscle to add that much more power to your uppercuts
have fun never gigganigging anyone
>>66598462
>technique
>Women's Mixed Martial Arts (WMMA)
pick one
Would you rather fight Anthony Johnson or Junior Dos Santos inside the octogon? I honestly never saw more scared top 10 guy than Bader when he stepped into the octogon with A.J.
>>66596937
Why does DC talk like a faggot? Does he not know how ridiculously gay he sounds?
I so bad want to root for DC. I like his life story: bullied as a kid, he's a family man, he doesn't have the most athletic build
yet through hard work he's managed to become one of the best LHWs in the UFC
why can't he just be chill? Not everyone can trash-talk like mcgregor
>>66598666
johnson is faster, but RDA has power
I'm interested what his striking will look like now, he's using a new boxing coach
also rothwell related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7jiOOT3wrc
>>66598757
lol JDS not RDA.... cigano and nachos..
>>66598753
what are you doing right now
thats the goal
>>66598753
DC is a great example of what bullying can do in regards to negative lifelong consequences, rather than giving one strength to adapt and overcome. He carries that darkness with him everywhere.
>>66598753
Too much time around Luke "The Ladies Man" Rockhold
>>66598780
i'm an MMA junkie so I'd be talking about MMA regardless of whatever is going on
also look at his twitter views in the pic above, it went from 7mil to 2mil
its so fucking cringe
>>66598832
poor bait
>>66598842
is that joanna joawsdcffaffffffffffff
Wait Brendan named his kid Tiger?
>>66598871
Guy is a 40 year old frat boy
>>66598832
>also look at his twitter views in the pic above, it went from 7mil to 2mil
dis nigga srs?
>>66598064
is there a gif or webm version of this that includes the sociopath smile?
>>66598866
That's 12 Gauge Paige Dos Zantos
http://strawpoll.me/7283550
>>66598933
First instinct is to say he'll get made fun of at school
Then I realized that his dad is a ex-UFC fighter who managed to fight the likes of Arlovski and Browne and Rothwell
He may not have been champ, but this guy could literally gorilla fuck 99.9% of the population in a streetfight if he wanted to
So he can name his kid whatever the fuck he wants, I don't think his son is at risk of bullying
>>66598757
I don't have a clue how that fight will go. Will he try to exploit somehow tha Rothwelst leaning on front leg and overwhelm him with strikes,Ben is doing much better when he has space and time to work. or he will try to circle around Ben like maybe Stipe would, but i don't see him win that way. Also, Ben is awesom in clinch situations, JDS could easly be put to sleep. I think Ben will win, even tho i will root for JDS.
>>66598842
Why is she so much more attractive covered in bruises and cuts?
>>66599086
>>66598757
Also, JDS is very fast, he should maybe look for a some counter punch bomb to land while he keeps distance, cause Ben also likes to step in and throw.
>>66599079
>but this guy could literally gorilla fuck 99.9% of the population in a streetfight if he wanted to
lmao you said pathetic faggot still posting this exact same shit all the godamn time
>>66599079
>I don't think his son is at risk of bullying
Sure, Brendan Schaub will go to school and punch kids and girls so his son doesn't get bullied, cmon son, what the fuck was that.
>'I will never have a difficult life because my dad can kick anyone's ass'
Nobody ever
>>66599142
>>'I will never have a difficult life because my dad can kick anyone's ass'
>Nobody ever
boy named sue
>>66599079
Yeah, that's not going to stop the kids in the class from making fun of the kid named "tiger" unless Schaub follows him to school and sits with him in class. And if he did, the kid would end up made fun of for a different reason.
>>66599142
>tfw my dad probably could have beat up anyone
>tfw he still chose to beat up me
Daniel stopped, he's probably OD'ing on morphine as we speak
stop bullying dc
>>66599266
Imagine being in Daniel's camp, and having to stand by him as he constantly shits the bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ0pFac6QAw
>>66599266
lel
Does DS retires and becomes a literal bum if he loses against Jones?
Is DC going to prep OSP for his wife?
>>66598315
>Age Mattering
>Heavyweight
Just read my tea leaves
>OSP beats JBJ in huge upset on par with TJ vs Barao
>DC celebrates on twitter
>JBJ gets in his Bentley and gets into a low speed police chase, as is tradition
>JBJ gets cut
>OSP calls out DC for that shitle tot
>DC threatens to give OSP the full service treatment
>OSP puts DC out with a Dave Schultz front headlock
>DC gets in his Prius and gets into a low speed police chase, as is tradition
>DC gets cut
>JBJ vs DC 2 at Bellator 200
>>66598315
>Too bad he's 29
agreed, if he was a bit older he'd be perfect for HW Tbh
>mfw Daniel Cormier pops for elevated salt levels
>>66599592
>read my tea leaves
huh. Me and my mum used to do this all the time.
>>66599457
I guess you can say Cro Cop has proven that age doesn't matter.
http://entimports.com/2016/04/another-one-bites-the-dust-ufc-releases-three-fighters-in-one-week/
More cuts
>>66598315
29 is young for a HW. Look at the age of some of the top guys.
>>66599691
yes, but is pretty late to start to train.
>>66599658
Wilko no ._.
>>66599658
Why the fuck did they cut Wilk for
Jon: 'Pussy.'
DC: 'What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.'
>>66599735
Travis Browne started training when he was 26 and I'd say he's done pretty well.
>>66599658
Rosholt, finally, he was the most boring fighter in the UFC. not just that, he looked like shit also.
Is there a more reddit fighter than Cornier?
>>66599810
someone should make an original DC version of this pasta. Preferably involving dick-sucking.
DC vs Gus on FS1 if you feel like watching Gus fight like a retard and get merked by DC's clinch game.
>>66599810
Jon: 'I bet i could take you down'
DC: 'What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in OSU's wrestling program, and I’ve been involved in numerous NCAA competitions, and I have over 300 confirmed pins. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top wrestler in the entire US olympic team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking taken down, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pin you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in wrestling, but I have access to an entire arsenal striking and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.'
>>66599826
Ok, i'm not saying there is no chance you'll be good if you start to train later than you should, .I think Romero also started to train MMA when he was about 30. If you are talented you'll be good. But 29 is still late.
POST YFW JON JONES/DC 2 AND ROBBIE LAWLER VS ANYONE IS ON UFC 200
>>66599831
He was a warrior.
>ryan hall, you can try, but you will fail, because my heart, will always prevail
>>66599900
Who would win? Koksal Baba and Artem Lobov vs Nick Newell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOUg2JE-uw
Seems like LHW has a lot of could-have-beens. I feel bad for people like Rumble, Bader and Gustafsson because they're great fighters but the state of the division right now is just really boning them. Bader got hit with the Rumble freight train, Gustafsson has gotten robbed of the rematch that really should have happened more times than I can count and Rumble, it seems, will constantly be trawling at the top, brutalizing other contenders while every shot he gets at JJ ends up failing due to bad luck.
>>66600000
good get
>>66600000
>Wasting quints on this shitpost
heem yourself
>>66600000
whoa
>>66600000
Shit get
>>66599887
DC and Robbery losing on the same night?
>>66600044
>>66600059
>wah mummy the getsie wetsie wasn't a memepost, it were but a normal posteroo, waaaaaahhhhhhhh
absolutely heem yourselves in a permanent fashion!
>>66600109
>He doesn't appreciate a good get
>>66600141
"Get Culture" is tearing these boards apart!
Faber looks so proud of his little girl.
>>66600169
MUH BOARD
PLS DON'T DESTROY MUH 4CHIN PLS
>>66600221
I'm willing to DIE to protect this board, Benjamin!
>>66600000
Today is a great day for /hem/.
>>66600214
>faber
>lunch like a bitch
>>66596937
>197 extended preview: [YouTube] Not Found (embed) [Open]
lads am I getting trolled or is there an extended preview for 197 out now?
>You lunch like a bitch Jon. I bet you couldn't even handle Popeye's 2-for-1 deal.
I'm glad that Swedish pussy lost by decision. Always running away and pussyfooting around
>>66597306
kek
>>66598008
wew lad, literally angry texting
>>66598101
>we don't even like osp, we just hate jon jones
>>66600214
Who's the semen demon on the far left?
>>66598842
hnnnnnnng
>>66600766
matt hughes looks like a little faggot and cruz is tall as fuck for a bw
>>66598757
rothwell will unironically be hw champ. confirmed for hw natty goat. bisbong still natty goat tbqhwy
>>66600766
mirin cruz desu
>>66600766
Rashad and his son
Condit and his son
>>66600675
https://www.instagram.com/mariasansone/
>>66600000
>this wasted post
>>66600766
>cruz
>wearing a backpack after early 20s
cringe af
>>66600917
haha thanks *he responds unironically*
>>66600214
faber would be an adonis if he was 5'10 plus.
>>66600976
he must really like me *he mutters to himself, trying not to blush* haha will do will do!!
>>66600766
Matt and Tyrone woodley have to be like 5'6" desu
>>66601023
would really like to smash that pucc *he thinks to himself* i hope to catch you around again bud, take care
How would a fight between Conor and Condit go?
>>66601065
>>66601023
>>66600976
>>66600946
>>66600917
Fresh Sage, come on you know the drill haha
>>66600942
If you have to carry any type of gear a backpack is objectively the best choice.
>>66601099
This is not fresh:
>>66594685
>>66601072
conor 2nd round gogoplata ez
>>66601097
all me, thanks for the (You)'s lad
>>66601118
Are you claiming Cruz is on the gear?
>>66600766
kek just noticed based forrest
>>66601130
This is not fresh.
>>66593743
>>66601130
both me lad, does that count as two (You)'s? crossthread double (You)-age? I think that has to be worth atleast 10 internet points yeah?
Jesus lol. Someone change Jones' record to 22-1
>>66601312
>2
Cheeky Jones doing some cheeky improvisations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4BoTqxR9Lk
>>66601429
make that 4 ;-)
>>66600766
Condit vs Rashad
>>66597815
Bojan "bojan" mihkalskskvockeic will be my boy because he isn't need a nickname and doesn't afraid of anything
>>66601456
is there anything he can't do?
>>66601456
>"That moment when you find out you're fighting osp, and don't have to train anymore"
kek'd
what the fuck is this (You) bullshit? fuck off to brit you cunts
>>66601548
drive
Jose hanging out with his pet tranny
>>66601475
>>66601488
thanks la
>>66601616
would smash lad, beating up tranny pucc is the highest of test
>>66601693
>tfw i know where that gif is from
>>66598462
Tucking your penis
>>66598842
i just want to hug her and make her feel safe
>>66601752
kek
>>66601855
kys
>reminds me of ronda for some reason
>>66601878
>>66601806
>>66601672
sameweirdo
>>66599618
3.6/10 generous
>>66601900
>dude tries to ram her throw with a hard shot from the grocery cart
10/10 would lel again
>>66601905
all me lad, thanks for the (You)'s
>>66601900
jesus christ
>>66601900
you can pinpoint the moment her dignity takes it's biggest hit
>>66601900
both have big bundas?
>>66602055
I think her dignity was long gone at that point
>>66601900
>there are people who wouldn't smash that
lmao at you lowtest faggots
>>66601900
TOO FUCKING KEK
>>66602097
This desu. I don't see any dignity.
>>66602119
>>66602097
she's not naked, shitting in the isle, she has a ways to go
>>66601752
Cyborg isn't doing a good job
Does Fallon Fox still fight in the women's division?
>>66602112
>>66602119
>>66602105
>>66602097
>>66602055
>>66602015
addiction isn't funny. Anybody could get addicted to cheeseburgers.
>reading DC's twitter feed
w.e.w.
Has there ever been a more reddit vs /heem/ matchup than DC vs JBJ?
>>66601900
how do you let yourself get like that lad? id literally perma-heem myself
>>66601900
HIGH TEST
>>66602239
>when you nutted but dc still sucking
>>66602259
Eating food must be literally like heroin to them.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/4/11353150/ufc-fight-night-macdonald-vs-thompson-fight-card
Oh shit this is a good fucking card
>>66602353
got nothing on fight night: khabased vs fergafag aka STACKED
>>66602244
>implying anyone in /heem/ has similarities to the GOAT mixed martial artist who fucks anyone he wants, gets away with drug use, gets away with crashing and running away and still has fans
Nah, we are more like Cody Pfister.
>>66602175
I think when you're using an automated cart to get around a grocery store and your ass is literally as wide as mighty mouse is tall, you're basically at rock bottom.
>>66602393
>your ass is literally as wide as mighty mouse is tall, you're basically at rock bottom.
>>66602388
I'm saying we all strive to be like GOAT Jones though while all of reddit looks up to Cornball Cormier.
>>66600214
>>66598842
>>66598948
>>66599100
>>66600730
>>66601806
You guys are all voting for Paige on Dancing with the Stars right? : ^ )
>>66602582
How will Ido work this into Conor's training regimen?
>>66602582
>no realistic 5 minutes of wall and stall after the first dancing exchange
really bad dance!
>>66602652
balance training
>>66596937
Daniel you're getting emotional again
>>66598462
inverted head scissors
>>66602513
do you have that full webm from that pic
I just found out that the UFC is having an event on July 23rd in Chicago, UFC on Fox 20
And they already have a few fights set up for it
Why didn't any of you tell me about this?
>>66602388
kek it's true Heem vs Reddit is more like Pfister vs Sage
>>66602799
prime trap body on that lad innit
>>66602836
it was just formalized budderino
just some midcard fucks
>>66601900
sauce?
>yfw jones gets heemed a la mcgregor vs aldo
>tfw I completely forgot about the sister pfister
>>66602737
lets hope he gets KOd round one this time
>>66602582
How much money did you place on it senpaitachi?
>>66602886
he literally looks like one of those dudes who had no name on mandrama in the nineties. dana going full mandrama lads eh
Do you guys seriously hate mcgoober or are you meming? He isn't the goat or anything but he usually delivers quality bantz and exciting fights.
>>66602855
stop pretending to be british
stop pretending to be gay.
>>66602922
more than fanbase than goobs himself desu, you guys never shut up about him
irish people used to be all over these threads shitposting about him, thank fuck Nate tapped him
>>66601900
reminder to stay active /heem/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDgaIMmcy3g
>>66602922
I liked him early on, but after a few fights when the hype got huge he started saying the same rehearsed lines over and over and it got obnoxious. Also his fans are awful and the Diaz bros are my boys
>>66602943
>not sucking your mates' willy after a cheeky night out with the lads
wew lad
>>66602090
wtf happened? did she let her self go after Browne?
>>66602943
>traps
>gay
>>66602922
You're just a wounded gazelle to me. And I'm a young gorilla looking for fresh meat.
>>66603046
TELL HER TO SPITSHINE THAT HW BELT, YEH?
>>66602582
would they actually let a "cage fighter" win this shitfest?
>>66602582
how much did uncle shana shell out for her to be on this show?
>>66603199
she was a dancer before she was a fighter and she has some serious talent in the field of dancing
it's fun to watch and a good way to get MMA some publicity
>>66602836
yeah, I'll tell you that if you go, I will find you and heem you, faggot
>>66603246
She is making six figures for being on the show
> you now remember WAMMA existed
>you know remember Carla Esparza
>>66603425
>you now remember YAMMA existed
>>66603460
Hue hue hue
>>66603460
>you remember surviving it
rosholt would be a GOAT in YAMMA
>>66603460
>you remember YEMMA existed
>>66603624
how do you make your leg kicks that deadly? it doesn't even look like he throws them that hard (compared to other pro fighters) but he always seems to hurt guys way more with them than anyone else.
>>66603650
You either have the power or you don't. Same as punches.
Who /hardlegkicks/ here?
>>66603624
that was cool
>>66603650
timing and angle
>>66603662
This
Pedro Rizzo was also one of those guys. Apparently he just folds heavybags in half.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo2PEzSo-wQ
His first fight with randy was god tier too. One of my early boys.
>haha
what did he mean by this?
>>66603650
He has hard leg kicks an instead of stopping or using his foot, he tries to slam his shin all the way through their thigh while turning over the hips. That's the kind of shit that breaks bones.
>>66603684
>>66603714
>They believe this
You can have all the technique in the world but if you don't power your leg kicks are not gonna drop somebody.
>>66603696
Hizzo was a beast dude
>>66603769
You can definitely see where Jose Aldo got those kicks from.
Remember when Larkin did a spinning back kick to Tumenov's leg
Good times
>>66603812
Glad to see the Hug Tornado making a comeback.
>>66603792
That power comes from soccer 100%.
Can you imagine Roberto Carlos learning how to throw a leg kick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llh5860tkoE
>>66603702
"please like me"
>>66603812
Conor should have tried that to Nate in the first fight.
It would have landed 100%
>>66603828
Its a bit different because he was throwing himself off balance all the time but Soccer Players are still elite athletes.
I mean just imagine showing Shaq a flying knee.
>>66596937
D.C. is going to merk Jones
Who should Romero fight after 6 month suspension /heem/? Maybe Vitor if he loses to Jacare?
>>66603750
Some people do have tard strength leg kicks (see forrest who had hard leg kicks even though the technique was lacking) but there is a reason why most muay thai fighters at the top bust legs like it's nothing even when they're small as hell. It's technique and training. It's like how there are boxers like Julian Jackson and Foreman who could knock out anyone at any time an any angle then guys like Joe Frazier who could knock almost anyone out, but had to rely more on technique.
>>66603883
You have a point but with Justin specifically hes just a human wrecking machine. A gifted fighter. He has technique but a lot of his success comes from his natural ability.
>>66602582
what style of dancing was this supposed to be
this is fucking cringe worthy
>>66603865
It's definitely different technique but the power translates.
Can shaq jump high enough to land a flying knee on Cain? He may be able to
>>66603883
Julian Jackson was the scariest motherfucker ever, probably my favourite boxer of all time.
I agree with you, you still need technique, but if you want to drop someone naturally bigger than 165lbs you are gonna need more than that.
>>66603930
>Can shaq jump high enough to land a flying knee on Cain
He can jump cains height twice. Motherfucker straight up flys.
Jones won't make weight without coke.
>>66603962
He doesn't look THAT big compared to what he was, and before he carried a lot of fat.
He probably weights only 15 pounds more.
>>66603962
DC will empty his balls enough to compensate for it.
>Unironically paying fighters more than the UFC
How?
>>66604130
Aren't WSOF still in an ugly legal and financial position?
>>66604130
>>66604186
Main card (NBC Sports Network)
David Branch ($65,000 + $65,000 = $130,000) def. Clifford Starks ($15,000)
Jon Fitch ($35,000 + $35,000 = $70,000) def. Joao Zeferino ($15,000)
Vinny Magalhaes ($7,000 + $7,000 = $14,000) def. Jake Heun ($10,000)
Abu Azaitar ($3,000 + $3,000 = $6,000) def. Danny Davis Jr. ($3,000)
Preliminary Card (MMA Fighting)
Abubakar Nurmagomedov ($3,500 + $3,500 = $7,000) def. Matt Frincu ($4,000)
Rex Harris ($1,500 + $1,500 = $3,000) def. Clinton Williams ($4,000)
Steve Kozola ($3,000 + $3,000 = $6,000) def. Matt Church ($1,000)
Adam Acquaviva ($2,000 + $2,000 = $4,000) def. Andres Ponce ($800)
Zach Bunnell ($500 + $500 = $1,000) def. Jeff Roman ($500)
>>66604261
damn filthy needs to get some of this dough. someone twit him dis
true or false, there has never been a better time to not be in the UFC?
>>66604261
>>66604130
UFC 189 Salaries:
Conor McGregor: $500,000 (no win bonus)
def. Chad Mendes: $500,000 (wasn’t eligible for win bonus)
Champ Robbie Lawler: $300,000 (includes $150,000 win bonus)
def. Rory MacDonald: $59,000
Jeremy Stephens: $72,000 (includes $40,000 win bonus)*
def. Dennis Bermudez: $34,000*
Gunnar Nelson: $58,000 (includes $29,000 win bonus)
def. Brandon Thatch: $22,000
Thomas Almeida: $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)
def. Brad Pickett: $30,000
Matt Brown: $92,000 (includes $46,000 win bonus)
def. Tim Means: $23,000
Alex Garcia: $30,000 (includes $15,000 win bonus)
def. Mike Swick: $48,000
John Howard: $42,000 (includes $21,000 win bonus)
def. Cathal Pendred: $10,000
Cody Garbrandt: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus)
def. Henry Briones: $10,000
Louis Smolka: $30,000 (includes $15,000 win bonus)
def. Neil Seery: $15,000
Cody Pfister: $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus)
def. Yosdenis Cedeno: $13,000
>>66604261
>Abubakbar Nurmagomedov
Khabib's cousin?
>>66604286
if you're talking from a fighter standpoint it really depends on how good you are
>>66604295
HIs brother actually, Khabib was in the ring with him after he won
>>66604130
130k is only 65/65
cowboy earns more then that
branch is a 2 division champion
fitch is fighting for 35/35, literally less the tibau
also of note, every new ufc fighter seems to be on 14/14.
magny made 102k in his last fight, and trains at the muscle pharm big sponsored gym, and fights 5x a year (though doesn't always get foty)
and he just got a pay bump again i believe he signed a 6 fight deal.
>>66604293
>Rory MacDonald: $59,000
>>66604314
>>66604261
>>66604293
Yeah but Branch is a literal who and earns more money than Rory. It doesn't make sense.
>>66604324
yeah rory definitely needs to step into the 6 figure realm, moose is as well
>>66604293
>59k
>rory
wew lad fucking wew
>>66604314
14/14 with 2.5 guaranteed Reebux too ;)
>>66604295
>abubakbar
absolutely halal
>>66604324
cody garbarant is headlining a card.
he is still on his entry contract with the ufc for 2013 or so
he will fight for 10/10, unless he has re-upped since FN 73
>>66604365
>>66604324
Trust me, he got way more than that.
>>66604381
>they actually will believe this
Dana made millions you goofs believe me
does anyone feel that 50k bonuses are getting to small?
guys in the ufc used to make a far smaller minimum, and now it seems to be gifted to main card fighters instead of early prelims stuff.
say 100k?
>>66604462
I say keep it 50k, but make it a GUARANTEEEEED finish bonus
You finished you opponent? You get 50k, guaranteed, good on ya, have a go on Arianny too if you want, cheers.
>>66600879
fucking kek. underrated post
>>66604462
cheeky shag with any of the ring girls la
>I'm fine Jon
>tfw weigh in ronda is actually fucking beautiful
shame she pigs out like a hog in the offseason, there is thicc and there a whale tbf
>>66604800
>we will never see Strikeforce weigh in Ronda again
it takes a lot of calories to be a rockstar
>DC is literally consumed by Jon
>is trying to pretend it doesn't get to him
>keeps sperging out
Jones is the literal GOAT
>>66604836
>>66604800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0EDBnZ_UEs
>>66604858
Oh my god she was so cute.
What happened?
>>66604861
she aged past 25 years old and is a female
>>66604861
feminism and that thing on her face
>>66604861
steroids
>>66602055
they never had any dignity to prevent them from reaching that state in the first place
>>66604861
years of stress
I watch Fedor Emelianenko highlights videos religiously. He's very inspirational.
>>66604888
Trips of truth
>>66604890
>he rates Fedor
>>66604861
Bulking for Cyborg superfight
>>66598072
it's an american football cock checking statement
it's the way americans cuck their athletes into playing through legitimate injuries as no doctor is there to tell them "no you're injured as fuck, but it also hurts a lot and you can probably still limp around"
>You know remember british Jon Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDaJYxxTgK0
Heavy bipolarism
>>66604914
>now
>>66604933
It happens
No bully
>>66604861
>>66604858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVINmZzJOeQ
>>66602922
this >>66602986, fucking lucky charm retards.
I think he's a coke snorting maroon who's full of himself, but I actually like the fact that he's not ALL mouth like Sonnen. that useless failure fell off the face of the earth after flapping his yap for megabucks.
plus he's a walking cartoon, it's hilarious.
>>66604861
Didn't manage her cycles properly
>>66603650
watch muay thai. they are the gods of leg destruction.
>I dislike Conor McGregor
>>66604906
oh so macho bullshit. got you
>I care about fighter pay
>>66604261
The UFC is so horrible, they never pay their fighters this much!!! The Reebok deal is fucking awful, that's why I support the fighters and organization by illegally streaming everything!!!! Pride never dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I loved Kimbo-Dada and Bellator because it reminds me of the big black cock i gobble every day adfadsfasfsdfas
>>66604966
Actually Dutch Kickboxing are gods of leg destruction. They place a way higher emphasise on elg kicks then traditional Thai Boxers do. Leg Kicks score rather lowly on points in Muay Thai rules.
>I post pictures of men wearing hats on the internet to make passive aggressive statements about people I don't like
>>66604981
this desu, who gives a fuck about what they're paid, stop pretending it's a legitimate sport. The only thing that's retarded about the reebok deal is all the dogshit clothing.
>>66604352
The first 14 fighters on that card combined earned less than Rory did
Branch is one of the only big and/or relevant names in that entire organization that people will also want to see
>>66604989
According to JWP they don't score at all.
Leg kicks means 0 points
>>66604997
>David branch twitter followers 2761
>Rory Macdonald twitter followers 163000
The popularity is not even comparable.
>i don't care about fighter pay
>i don't care about the hard workers putting their bodies and livelihood on the line for our entertainment
>i don't care about the most virtuous of hard working American values
>i don't do this passive aggressively to make my point across
>i'm scared of the realities of the fight fan life
>>66604997
*combined with win totals included
>>66604999
Perhaps Bellator should try cutting Branch's pay then.
>>66605000
>i make posts like this
>>66605004
WSOF*
>>66604861
power corrupted her
>mfw I messed up my sleep cycle (work graveyard shift) and I have to be fasted for a doctor's appointment in the morning. It's going to be a long night.
Does anyone have any good MMA related videos to watch? Interesting things that aren't fights.
Like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCs6RV3hkhg&index=16&list=WL
>did not know about Jon's other kid
>>66605005
>i dont
>>66604944
>punching your opponent in the knee
what was this lad even doing
>>66605017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1tIRM160Tc
>>66604989
call it confirmation bias I guess. I've seen way too many videos of nak muay specifically destroying their opponents legs (including kickboxers) to the point where they can't even get back up or walk straight.
>>66604836
>piggy used to be cute and tiny
>just like that wart on her face
how times change
>>66596937
The Jones fight in the OP is private?
>>66605057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEfYAI7KrvA
And the Dutch have guys like Hoost. Obviously both types of kickboxing kick very hard and every fighter is going to have their own style. But its generally accepted that the Dutch focus more on Punchs and Leg Kicks (Distract opponent with boxing combinations and then land a power kick) where as the Thai use a lot more knees and elbows and clinch work.
>>66605027
He was feeling inspired by Bendo
What do you think is the highest Yomi moment in MMA.
>>66605038
Jesus Christ I remember watching this live and thinking that suicide was the only way out for Ariel, poor poor poor Ariel. Jason needs help, then and now. Fuuuuuccck.
>It's not really McGregor that I don't like, it's his fans
>>66604896
pretty sure rogan would swallow semen if onnit told him it was good for him
>I dislike Joe Rogan
>>66605114
he owns onnit you goof
>>66605120
>I collect pictures of fedoras with swords
>Rogan, Goldie, Anik?
>Worst in the business!!!
>>66605130
>>66605120
>>66605110
stop like your fedora folder isn't even that big at least post some new pics not the same shit that has been floating around 4chinz since christfags got btfo i created this ebin meme to combat it
joes fine connor is fine so is goldie and anik nobody cares
your worst that the cruise poster
>>66605128
>he doesn't collect rare fedoras for shitposting purposes
>>66605141
What if I told you that I was the cruiseposter?
>>66605114
He is the owner of Omnit lad, is actually his company.
How do you think he buys a porsche gt2, with comedian pay?
>>66605141
>I dislike Fedora memes
>>66599836
Stop being a faggot. We need to just admit that we all have reddit accounts already. Being a redditor is nothing to be ashamed of and honestly we're on the same side. reddit and /heem/ are allies now to fight against the stormfront /pol/ cancer on this site.
>>66605170
stop triggering me
>>66605174
>Stop being a faggot. We need to just admit that we all have reddit accounts already. Being a redditor is nothing to be ashamed of and honestly we're on the same side. reddit and /heem/ are allies now to fight against the stormfront /pol/ cancer on this site.
>>66605068
like I said, confirmation bias. the first time I saw someone's legs been turned to jello or some poor kids conditioning their shins on bags like mindless kicking robots was what I associate with 'muay thai kick', so that why I make that connection.
>>66605175
*taps Fedora*
Found the ledditol
>>66605182
i'm literally going to kill you
>>66605180
Buakaw is a beast though.
Post yfw Jones KOs Cormier and starts taunting him while calling him a pussy when he wakes up
>>66605204
>Jones
>KOing anyone
>>66605193
How did i felt when Fedor lost for the first time, and then the two other times afterwards?
It must have been fucking brutal.
I went into a serious week depresion after Anderson got ko'd by Weidman and he is not even argie, if he was argie it would have been way worse.
>>66605228
>you dont know jones never hits at full power to put on a show for us
m8
>>66605234
i don't feel things anymore i stupidly i got false hope with gus i thought he could beat jones only to see it snatched away from me and now i feel in my heart he won't ever get near a title again
i just watch mma for good fights now and don't follow any fighters in particular i'm impartial now
that way the sting of defeat will never touch me again
updated op lads
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyOi5XRu_g
MMA Digest update: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl-pqk5Tds
NEWS:
>Jones hires a full time driver
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11364520/jon-jones-hires-full-time-driver-following-latest-police-run-in
>Romero suspended for 6 months
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11364368/yoel-romero-gets-six-month-suspension-from-usada-for-failing-drug
>Wanderlei's RIZIN grappling partner revealed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11361836/wanderlei-silva-s-tag-team-partner-revealed-for-rizin-ff-main-event
>Two fights added to UFC on Fox 20
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11365496/alex-oliveira-vs-james-moontasri-luis-henrique-vs-dmitry-smolyakov
Legal free fight(s)
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ruOpjKuFQ
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mErNLZO6w
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkDlR86Vqc
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
Just Fight Fan™ Things:
Focus: https://youtu.be/ZK9FEllOiyQ
Looking for a Goof EP 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qek0znBU5Is
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
All Australians are kangaroos
>>66605254
i'll fuckin hop u cunt
>>66605254
What is the point
>>66605261
updated op
>>66605194
so is Hoost. regardless, it doesn't mean that thais back in the 80s didn't do the same, when the western world was still learning to using legs properly and muay thai was a side show spectacle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyYTv5neT3c
hence the mental association between leg destruction and muay thai kicks that goes back a few decades.
post boys
natty goat here
>tfw Conor is rarely a topic of discussion nowadays
>tfw every /heem/ thread was dedicated to him two months back
Is the meme really dead?
>>66605251
Oh, i see.
I still get invested in fighters, i like it, because every once in a long while you can see your fighter reaching Glory.
My boy Werdum ACTUALLY unironically is the heavyweight champion now. It just the best thing.
Sorry for getting emotional lads
>>66605271
no, why would we discuss conair when the goat is getting a jobber match in a couple of weeks?
>>66605267
sleep tight hunto
>>66605293
saving this
>>66605272
>unironically liking werdum
>>66605254
Thanks
>>66605254
>>66605265
>forgets Rothwell and JDS free fights
>still linking Goofin for a Free Fight
>the most badass fighters on the planet have internet arguments on twitter
kinda funny if you think about it
>>66605141
>I think there's only one fedora poster
after nate beats connor at ufc 200, will conor no longer appear on main events?
>>66605193
You really think I'm gonna sit here and let you kill me? I mean really..
>>66605267
>American who likes Bispong
mah nigga
>>66605266
Crazy fight. Rick was kind of kicking his ass but slowed way the fuck down when the Thai started getting those leg kicks off.
Anyway the reason why Leg Kicks were so effective was because the American style of kickboxing back in the 80s did not allow leg kicks and he was not used to them.
>>66605339
He will literally and unironically be back to free TV and Fight Pass
>>66605339
>after nate beats connor
Gustafsson officially retired? I wonder if it was the AJ loss that truly broke him.
>>66605334
>thinking theirs more than one drunk slav a vodka a day keeps the doctor away
>>66605340
'yes'
>>66605349
It was an april fools joke mate.
>>66605347
>american intellect
>>66605339
>after nate beats connor
>>66605303
i like his funny face though
>>66605349
Aprils fool big boy, you actually believed his lies. Around swedes never relax
>>66605174
kill yourself
>>66605272
>argie's boy is a hue
could you be more of a cuck?
>>66605017
https://youtu.be/-OKajeLlyYw
Diaz bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qek0znBU5Is
Looking for a heem is up on youtube.
Watch Dana sign an alleged rapist!
>>66605417
this is 4chan, and well his record is stupid good. gus, rumble, lots of guys with records, trick is not being guilty, or doing your time and telling your employers
>>66605398
>thanks for dana, thanks for lorenzo thabks for burger king, this is my family, i come here for working, thats if
TOP KEK
>>66605417
alleged rapist or alleged """""rapist"""""?
>>66605440
BloodyElbow did an excellent expose on that subhuman monster. Suffice to say, this signing might become the bugbear that broke the camel's back.
>>66605398
Remember how everyone was flipping out, saying that Anderson won the fight? And how GSP looked old and how they should rematch and Dana saying what a bastard he was for not rematching Andy? Yeah... Good times.
>>66605440
Even if he did not actually rape someone he has been convicted of assault and child abuse. Plus his brother is a violent criminal too.
>>66605452
Also this. Article is worth finding and reading.
>>66605440
>>66605452
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/2/26/11111414/mma-news-new-ufc-signing-cody-east-troubled-past-includes-rape-assault-child-abuse
Way too many run ins with the law for it to be accidental. I think East is just a scum bag.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/2/27/11125064/ufc-statement-independent-investigation-conducted-cody-east-criminal-background-mma-news
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/2/26/11120260/manager-ufc-did-an-extensive-background-check-on-cody-east-criminal-record-mma-news
The UFC are so Desperate for good heavyweights they are still signing him though.
He deserves to be in the UFC but hes automatically my Anti Boy on principle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl-pqk5Tds
>>66605341
>did not allow leg kicks and he was not used to them.
yup, it's why the commentators made such a big deal about the leg kicks too. seeing tiny guys consistently do that back then and thinking 'holy shit it's like watching an axe felling a tree' was an image with strong mental reinforcement that grew more valid with time, so that's why the association between muay thai and pulverized thighs stuck.
>>66605391
hue fighters have no type of problem with argentina, they actually come to argentina a lot and do seminars and TV type shit, Werdum was here a few months ago.
I have no connection to american fighters, the only one that came here was Pat Healy, and he got his ass beat btw
Obviously i feel way closer to these hue fighters in particular.
I would be a cuck if i liked Bisping or some shit
Eddie Bravo is my boy cuz he came to Argentina to teach too.
>>66605303
If you knew spanish i assume you would like him a lot more, he the memeist character in the spanish broadcast.
>>66605499
Interesting bit of trivia.
The reason why low kicks dont score much in Muay Thai is because Thai Boxing values balance. High Kicks score the most points out of any strike for this reason, while elbows,punchs and low kicks score little to nothing. Takedowns score massive points though.
>>66605518
woah. very informative post (sarcasm)
>>66605533
no need for that
reminder that Jon is reaching levels of delusion we haven't seen before and will be heemed by OSP
>>66605509
I don't think you need spanish to like him more, the guy's so obviously hilarious and laid back. I can't remember many fighters with as genuine a smile as his. (not that smile)
>>66605518
yup, takedown is an art unto itself.
>>66605509
i'm just bitter because he ko'd mark hunt
its like every time hunt gets close to a title shot some dude memes on him aka werdum / jds and he loses
its like a never ending cycle hunt will destroy heavy weights but as soon as he gets close he gets memed on again
sorry i'm just an old pride fan and i want hunt to do well
>>66605553
I still don't think I'll enjoy it as much as mcgregor's fall.
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>>66605567
fill this thread then get in here
>>66605553
I think the guy really has a mental disease, he has some of the weirdest behaviours almost like he has different personalities. If you watch 6 interviews of him you have 6 different opinions on the guy.
Especially when he is trying to play the good guy, it's very clear he is acting, like he has different characters he portrays.
Sorry for the blogposty
>>66605564
The memeist lost it's the manhoef one.
Heeming this thread
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>>66605692
cheers m8. Post more in the other thread
>>66600062
and dont forget mcgoob
>>66597168
They're DPing that and you know it.
>>66597333
>every time he blinks he sees JBJ reaching out to eyepoke him
goddamnit leaf, now there's carbonated jew everywhere
>>66597409
If only that cunty slag "Rowdy" Becs gets a late notice fight against JJ so I can see her shit get pushed in, that'd be just swell.
Speaking of wymyns MMA, it physically HURTS to watch tighfu Rin Nakai fight at 135.
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