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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyOi5XRu_g [Open]
MMA Digest update: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hl-pqk5Tds [Open]
NEWS:
>Jones hires a full time driver
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11364520/jon-jones-hires-full-time-driver-following-latest-police-run-in
>Romero suspended for 6 months
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11364368/yoel-romero-gets-six-month-suspension-from-usada-for-failing-drug
>Wanderlei's RIZIN grappling partner revealed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11361836/wanderlei-silva-s-tag-team-partner-revealed-for-rizin-ff-main-event
>Two fights added to UFC on Fox 20
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11365496/alex-oliveira-vs-james-moontasri-luis-henrique-vs-dmitry-smolyakov
Legal free fight(s)
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs [Open]
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ruOpjKuFQ [Open]
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y [Open]
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mErNLZO6w [Open]
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkDlR86Vqc [Open]
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
Just Fight Fan™ Things:
Focus: https://youtu.be/ZK9FEllOiyQ [Open]
Looking for a Goof EP 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qek0znBU5Is [Open]
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
All Australians are kangaroos
first
>mfw I could heem anyone in this thread
Jones is very poor off his back and OSP has an extremely crafty top submission game (one of few people with a Von Flue choke win in the UFC), I fully expect OSP to clip Jones with a hard shot, drop him and submit him on the ground. Jones is an overrated fighter who made him name off beating MWs and old men.
>>66608702
she's hilarious on brooklyn nine nine
>>66608707
liar, mcgregor also has a von fluke, his 13s aldo ko
>>66608680
fag
>>66608707
2/10
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/tuf-24-tryouts-slated-for-april-25-season-champ-gets-flyweight-title-shot-at-finale
Jesus christ
>>66608782
not memeing lad, Jones doesnt even have a belt in proper BJJ
>>66608790
That's p cool desu
Nice and flowy Nathan
https://youtu.be/tx5YdLsxwvM
>>66608803
>TUF winner gets an instant title shot against one of the P4P "kings"
Its a complete joke
>you can bet on fake wrestling bouts
how is this allowed?
>>66608843
can matt serra come off the roids and make the cut?
>>66608790
>>66608790
How does DJ feel about this?
Is this division kill by the end of the year? Hell by the end of the Cejudo fight? Unless Cejudo beats Johnson and they rematch and he beats him again, which in that case everyone gets a go passing DJ. Unlikely.
Can't believe that the UFC are protecting Conor from Aldo so much. Aldo deserves his rightful rematch, the first fight was UNFAIR:
1. The fight should have been in Brazil as Aldo was the defending champion. He didn't have the home support but instead he had the disrespectful Irish fans abusing him. This put him off the fight.
2. The USADA testing messed with Aldo's preparation. How would you like to be harassed by unknown people every day, taking time away from your training? Aldo also couldn't take his usual supplements as he was afraid that they USADA would deem them illegal.
3. Conor was wearing bright green shorts which clearly go against the Reebok rules, he should have been wearing white or black ones. The bright colour distracted Aldo during the fight which lead to him getting caught by a flukey punch.
>>66608790
They must have someone good coming into the tuf house that they aren't saying. Right? Right?!
neetrex
>>66608915
>>66608843
They could also be using current fighters on like they did when Serra won
>>66608940
well, brit "humour" aside, aldo does deserve the rematch, guy was champion for I don't know how many years and then loses by a lucky punch as soon as the fight begins
https://youtu.be/Fvk07sc7opI
>>66608979
Theyre using a new talent pool
Can anyone here recommend a good obscure fight to watch on fight pass? It does not matter how recent it happened.
>>66609024
Tryouts doesn't mean they're only using new fighters.
New Russian HW fighting Luis Henrique (the Brazilian guy that got heemed by The Bull) at UFC on Fox 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0sVF5xnO5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0sVF5xnO5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0sVF5xnO5c
>>66609042
Martinez-Hoffman
Grundy-Black
Ryan-O'Shannesy
which fighter represents what /heem/ stand for?
>>66609126
daniel cormier
>>66609126
Schaub
>>66609066
'Preciate it bruv.
how is daniel cormier supposed to fuck my wife when he's more of a cuck than I am
>>66609126
Matt Mitrione
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Julianna-Pena-Agrees-to-Counseling-Will-Have-UFC-Return-Bout-Scheduled-in-Near-Future-102863
Guys just a few more days until the drought is over, I am honestly so thirsty I can barely talk my throat is a desert, I feel spoiled now with these weekly fight nights 3 weeks is rough. (Not to mention the last card was meh) I remember being a fight fan in like 2008 though you had to wait 4-5 weeks.
MY BOY Ben Slothwell about to earn himself a titleshot and be on a 5 fight win streak.
4 free Aljo fights
http://www.ufc.tv/category/ultimate-aljamain-sterling
>>66609334
>MY BOY
osw review reference?
Lads why are high end bicycles like 10k usd, its a fucking frame and tyres. Been looking at them because I want one to crosstrain with but these prices are straight up goofy
>>66609424
https://youtu.be/p8iM90U2uYs
>>66609534
It's trendy now. 15 years ago bikes and record players were dirt cheap. Blame white people.
Sterling-Caraway is Fight Night Vegas headliner
>>66609566
For the fightpass prelims, garbrant vs Almeida is the headliner.
>>66609566
i thought its on the Almeida/Garbrandt card, which is also in Vegas.
JDSs whole career depends on this fight, do you guys think he can do it and KO Big Ben?
>>66609534
carbon fibre frame, disc brakes, shitload of speeds, non ball busting seat, good ass tyres cost money
I'd never go over 2k for one, mountain bike is the real shit, that money shit
>>66609534
high end shit is expensive what a fucking surprise. you can still get a decent bike for a few hundred.
>>66609595
nope. JDS is a one dimensional fighter and his time is up. big ben has a better than average gas tank for HW and will tko him in the 2nd
>>66609587
What i meant to say
>>66609591
HEEM ME
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/5/11370652/cody-east-vs-walt-harris-added-to-ufc-197
Harris is going to get raped
>>66609730
>hasn't fought in 2 years
>Lost 3 of his last 4
What a tin can
https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/717394829768937474
Ok so that's what's next for MM
>>66609817
I like it
>>66609817
Why not just give Joey B another shot? He's on like a 6 fight winning streak
why not have a TUF with actual top 10 ufc fighters?
>>66608726
Goddamn lol underrated post
>>66609703
not a problem lad
>>66609922
Jessica Penne is the official Chelsea Peretti lookalike tho
>>66609882
these fighters actually want money
>Dana's face when he wouldn't be able to exploit desperate young lads
When is the UFC 200 press conference?
>>66609057
Didnt seem to imply it was otherwise
>>66610020
???
>>66609595
Nope, though JDS is a slight favourite on the betting line (-105 Rothwell, -125 JDS)
50 Minutes in the ring with Cain has permanently damaged his body and unforunately I think he has been usada'd.
Rothwell just has way more ways to win the fight and can take way more punishment. Though I'm gonna rewatch the jds vs stipe fight because I can't remember it that well was pretty drunk. But he was a shell of his old self against Overeem.
>>66610060
HELLO.
I AM WONDERING WHAT DATE THE UFC 200 PRESS CONFERENCE WILL TAKE PLACE. .
YOU KNOW, WHERE ALL THE FIGHTERS SIT DOWN, GET ASKED QUESTIONS, TRASH TALK EACH OTHER, AND WE GET TO SEE STAREDOWNS AT THE END
>>66610211
I DOUBT IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED UFC 200 ISN'T UNTILL JULY 9TH OR 11TH OR SOMETHING AND THERE IS STILL 3 PAPERVIEWS IN BETWEEN AS WELL AS MULTIPLE FIGHTNIGHTS
PLEASE BE PATIENT
>>66610340
omfg >paperviews
>tfw I am a naive english speaker
>tfw I only speak 1 language
>tfw most embarrassed i've ever been on an anonymous image board
legitimately don't know how my brain deceived me like that
>>66610412
>fucked up the greentext on paperview
>naive english speaker
I'm falling apart here guys please help
>>66610340
>THERE IS STILL 3
>PAPERVIEW
hello Yong Li
>paperview
>>66608790
This is great, even if the winner get destroyed by MM, we still get some new talent and exposure to the division
>>66610340
>>66610412
>>66610467
Ching Chong Hang Shu wa ling chang ming
>paperviews
Was Anderson Silva ever that good?
>paperview
>you will never view a paper
Is this list any legit /heem/ ?
>>66610696
DELETE THIS
>>66610678
kek
>tfw wasn't here for every here but here for paperview
feels good lads
COOLEST SUBMISSION NAME POWER RANKINGS
1. Peruvian Necktie
2. Gogoplata
3. Anaconda
4. Kimura
5. Crucifix (choke)
6. Twister
7. Banana Split
POWER GAP
9000. Americana
9001. D'arce
>>66610696
>the city of me
This list :
http://www.tapology.com/rankings/all-time-greatest-fights-in-mma-and-ufc-history
>>66610601
Oh yeah im sure everyone will tune in to Mighty Manlet versus literal who cans
>>66610732
>no gogochoke
bad list kaant
>>66610732
0. Electric chair
>>66610735
shit list
>>66610777
Isn't he doing that now? and aren't they not tuning in now?
>>66610777
mighty manlet is a goat, fuck off with muh height shit
>>66610735
>Rua vs Henderson at top
>Lawler-McDonald 2 not even in the top 20
shit list
>>66610836
hello kiddo
>>66610735
shit tier
>>66610777
B-but Henry Cejudo is an olympean gold medalist!
>>66610813
>>66610863
>>66610889
That's what I thought
Do you guys have an idea where I could find such a list, but legit ?
>>66610412
>>66610467
cheer up lad, you probably created a new dank meme
>tfw cejudo loses to mighty faggot
pls strip that fag of the belt already
TORRES TORRES TORRES
>>66610907
make your own. be the hero in your life's movie about ranking mma fights.
is canacuck dead
>>66611161
my arse and pucc lad
>>66611215
>lad
>that flag
>>66611252
fuck off yank
>>66611252
it's a meme innit
>>66610907
The /heem/ spicy bangers list
>>66610970
thx m8
>>66611469
你是癌症愚笨,愚笨的白痴
>TORRES >TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES>TORRES
>>66611479
I don't speak Canadian
post your boys best heem
>>66608646
When is she gonna un-shave her head
pls rose
pls
>>66611892
gonna get beaten by rose.
>>66610836
Btw, how the fuck has DJ not eclipsed Anderson's title defense record yet? Really goes to show just how long Andy was at the top.
>>66612119
flyweight fights don't happen that often.
>>66611927
by the way 'cancer' is appliable the same way as 'fucking' is as in 'fucking stupid'
>>66610732
Guillotine dude
>>66608646
Can't tell if it's her teeth/gums that are her most unattractive features, or her fivehead
I could literally perma heem you
>>66612091
no can defend
>>66608623
What is this pic about? Is it Thomas the Tank Engine? Is that supposed to be Dana?
>>66608790
They just need to throw some fucking money at Bibiano Fernandez already.
He won't beat MM, but at least it'd be someone new who they could at least somewhat realistically present as a legitimate challenge.
I mean, they're gonna have the TUF winner fight MM?
>>66612253
IF MM beats Cejudo
In reference to the upcoming JDS/Rothwell fight, and how JDS was a shell of his former self in the Overeem fight: has the new USADA system actually fucking helped or benefited anything/anyone? Seems like all it did was take exciting fighters and turn them in to shit. After all, who cares if they're on steroids in the first place?
>>66608623
>1:51 of mma digest update
>"mark hunt saying something"
>incoherent mark hunt babble
I died.
>>66612253
Bibiano actually trains with MM, so not sure if they will be willing to fight each other. Plus I reckon he is earning a fair bit at One FC and I don't see UFC splashing cash on a FLW.
>>66612303
They're doing it regardless bar an injury to either fighter
>>66612303
Cejudo has literally no chance
>>66612253
Bibiano is literally content to beat cans for the rest of his career and he can't even finish em
>>66612338
Its caught up to some fighters, but many will still be on the high level hard to test for shit that USADA doesnt want to bother with
>>66612423
>an olympic gold medalist has no chance
lel
>>66612448
He doesn't
>>66608940
If anything, they're protecting him from Frankie. They're letting him take a meme fight at 170, where he still maintains his belt even if he loses (which is likely). Meanwhile, they make Frankie fight Aldo, who may very likely beat him again.
It's pretty obvious that they know that Frankie is an awful matchup for Conor and would much rather have him fight Aldo again.
Fuck. I dunno why everyone's making DC dick sucking memes. It should be Dana sucking Conor's dick.
Hey, you dumb memeing faggots, remember to watch the us olympic team wrestling trials this weekend.
>>66612448
Olympics isn't fighting.
>>66612486
Its close to it, you bitch.
How about you try a wrestling match then talk.
if you want whats best for the sport, you'll root for cejudo
>TORRES
is back
feels nostalgia man
>>66612599
I'd rather Albu get a fight
>>66612599
Does that mean the Conor meme will be back?
>>66612564
like that division can still be saved.
>>66612464
Conor v Nate is a fight that is basically no loss for the UFC.
Conor wins and hes back to being an unbeatable selling machine. If he losses then he stays away from 170 and still draws at 145/155 recognizing that he is 5'9" and not 6'1"
>>66612721
All they need to do is get some mexicans and asians in that division like in boxing
>>66612599
Anyone care to explain this meme to someone who only follows MMA?
>>66612799
they need some mexicans and asians who can actually speak english and can promote themselfs
>>66612372
Oh yeah, I forgot about about the, being teammates. Fuck, just scrap the division already the, I guess. I mean, every PPV MM headlines does like 200k buys at the most. No one wants to watch that shit.
Flyweight fights are like watching two hummingbirds fuck.
>>66612891
Fernando Torres was a great player who scored a lot, then he changed teams and became shitty, never scoring. Every time he missed a chance, /sp/ went >TORRES. /sp/ wen completely batshit when he scored against Barcelone while being shit in other games
Now he changed teams again but tonight he scored a goal that might be important in an important match against Barcelona, so >TORRES
Is the latest Looking for a Bite good?
tfw someone with your rare flag is spouting shitty pleb opinions again
>>66610652
>>66612739
I understand why they're doing it, what with Conor being "obsessed" and all that other shit Dana's trying to shovel into our mouths. It's just goddamn stupid.
It's enough already. It was enough when they gave Conor a meme walkout with Sinead Oconner. It was enough when they had him headline over a title fight. It was enough when they gave him an instant title shot at 155. This shit is too much. Like, does Dana literally want to fuck Conor?
>>66613230
>>66613008
shut up
>>66613426
Make me, Amerimanlet.
>>66612799
They do and they all suck or have been memed on by Memey Mouse
I think at this point, they should make DJ fight wearing an actual Mighty Mouse costume. I'd watch that.
>>66613486
Name one asian other than Horiguchi and name any mexican
>>66613643
Well, Cejudo, for one. Pretty sure Joey B is Mexican. Some kind of spic, anyway.
>>66613705
You're an idiot.
>>66613736
They are both Mexican, though.
You're a fuckin' goof.
>>66613705
>US gold medalist
>Mexican
>>66613230
I'm with ya bro. UFC has been The Conor Show for the past year and unless you're an irishman or one of his dickriding supporters, it getting really old - regardless of him being an exciting fighter.
Kinda makes me think UFC is doing pretty bad money-wise. They're going above and beyond to squeeze as much money as possible out of Conor's hype before he burns out like a flash in the pan.
>>66613825
His mom was an illegal from Mexico. That's as Mexican as it gets, esse.
>>66613897
Fabricio Werdum went over this months ago you can't be both mexican and american that's an oxymoron.
>>66613878
Yeah, it's not "I totally want to see this guy fight!" anymore when I see them hyping him. It's "ugh, I want this fucking guy to go away already."
He's a fun fighter and seems like a decent dude when he's not selling a fight, but the way they give him whatever the fuck he wants, constantly jam him down our throats, and his obnoxious fucking fans make me dislike him.
Felt the same about Ronda.
>>66613980
Then he's not American. His mo, was there illegally, they weren't supposed to be there. He shouldn't have been able to compete in the Olympics as an American.
Is it autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIZ44Ikf2c
Im not done talking. Little Boy. Or "young man" in rampageses words "young man" lol
So Jones Bones is a young man for sure, but DC Cormier is "grown" who is the more man? I cant ever say yea that guy ya know, ON TOP you got Rhonda, glad cupcake take got the belt,
"It aint about being a hero, its about saving the life no matter what"
Let that sink in...
>>66614120
Werdum also said if you are born in America you are American. That is why his daughter is American. Werdum is right again, you are wrong.
>>66614172
White "people"
s m h
>>66614172
she's just traumatized from being raped by her uncle. girls who have gone through that are often overly attached to pets/fuck them like rose is/does.
>>66614120
His parents literally don't matter you should know about immigrants muhhamed
>>66614226
What the actual fuck are you on about, m8?
>>66614263
making out with your dog isnt normal in croatia?
>>66613643
Ben Nguyen
Ray Borg
Pettis
Cejudo
Cariasco was
Benavidez
>>66614335
>Ray Borg
did he become the champ yet
>>66614287
He's literally ethnically Mexican
You can't be referring to Mexicans then ignore an actual genetic Mexican
>>66614387
you have to go back
>>66614274
t. freshman psych major
>>66614387
>ethnically mexican
no such thing brah
>>66614287
So ethnicity doesn't exist then? Literally every person who lives in any given country is the same ethnicity?
>>66614434
>>66614417
Oh I guess Syrians aren't actually Syrian, they're German!!!!!
Ooooh look at you guys, you're cucks! How fancy!
>>66614466
Ethnicity is a social construct. Check your privilege, white cis scum!
>>66609424
>tfw I watch OSW
>Started using My Boy to describe MMA fighters
>this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nspwh1ThSPw
>Everyone uses MY BOY on heem in almost the exact same way.
weird
>>66614335
All Americans
i'm talking about actual mexicans and asians
>>66614442
Nationality and Race aren't the same thing, you can be black mexican but you cant be mexican-american or black-white
>>66614542
So the terms "Hispanic" and "Latino" are just made up, then?
Dude is Hispanic. His mom's an illegal. His name is Cejudo. His dad's a criminal. He eats bad tacos. He's Mexican. Deal with it.
ethnicity is literally a social construct, not even kidding
>>66613035
Oh, thanks lad
>>66614542
They literally are actual Mexicans and Asians in everything but prescribed nationality which has nothing to do with genetics, biology, etc.
Again, you cannot talk about Mexican and Asian fighters then literally ignore fighters that are of that biological makeup because they were born in America
A 100% ethnic Somalian born in Sweden does not have the same melanin content as an actual original ethnic Swede
You're either going to have to concede you're being stupid or pathetically backtrack on what you mean by Mexican and Asian
Either way I've heemed you
>>66614542
>nationality and race aren't the same thing
Literally what people have been telling you, bud
Chuck Liddell would unironically beat jones
>>66614335
>Nguyen
Anybody else stubbornly read/pronounce that as Nuh-Goo-Yen even though you know that's incorrect?
>>66614642
Bruh latino and mexican aren't the same thing i just explained to you, look at Lous c.k. he's mexican but not latino
>>66614717
You mean what i've been explaining
>>66614754
Yup. Their fault for having such silly names. You can't just slap two consonants together at the start of word like that.
Fucking savages.
>>66614827
Don't ever talk of Francis Ngannou like that again
>>66614772
You've literally been saying the opposite
>>66614754
Isn't it like Un-Gwen or something
>>66614848
>Nigannou
>>66614868
If you aren't born and raised in mexico you aren't mexican, how is that hard to get? i bet you're italian or some shit and can't speak it
>>66614772
Sure they're not the same thing. Not all Latinos are Mexican, but all Mexicans are Latino
I'd like to see RDA vs Kebab
>>66614995
>but all Mexicans are Latino
Not Lous c.k.
>>66614875
I thought it was Nu-wen
>>66614943
Your nationality won't be Mexican, but you can still be ethnically Mexican. If a Mexican couple moved to France and had a child that wouldn't change the fact that the child is ethnically Mexican
Everything is ethnically African then since we originated from there
>>66615037
Yeah, but he's a cuck so it's pretty much the same.
>>66615307
>tfw niggers actually think everyones ancestor was a nigger because our ancestors come from africa
did you know that the egyptians were black, dey be comin from africa mang
>>66615359
This is exactly my point faggot
WE BE MEXICANS AND SHIET
>>66615389
we wuz kangs ma nigga king toetintoetinkanmang wuz ma grey-grey-grey daddy family
>>66609126
Cody Pfister is the embodiment of HEEM and it's not even up for debate
>>66615459
>professional fighter
>lives on his own
>has a girlfriend
EMBODIMENT OF HEEM
>>66615491
>0% finish vs 100%
>>66615491
>it's an another spic decision machine episode
>>66615491
>0% finishes
Cut her Dana
>>66615515
>asian girlfriend
>spergs out and is soft spoken
>gets BTFO by chad after a flurry of autism rage
>fails
i'd say it's pretty close
>>66614669
t. dutch city moor's cousin
https://youtu.be/qek0znBU5Is
looking for a fight episode 4 is up goofs
>>66615529
yep.
only a 3 round fight too.
even joanna winds up breaking her hand every fucking fight trying to finish it
Rate Daniel Cormier's banter on a scale from 1-10
>>66610798
>>66612177
Don't forget about the Lethal Injection, Firing Squad, Noose, and Gas Chamber
>>66615688
7 Above average, he at least tries to sell fights
>>66615688
7 for effort
2 for execution
>>66615709
Are we pretending
>>66615742
this desu
>>66615688
It goes from 8 to -10, sometimes it's great, sometimes it's the worst thing ever
Goof wars
>>66615709
Did you not say you want me to suck your dick, Jon?
>>66615778
>He fell out of the ring Stew.
>>66615491
Rose is coming to Florida for that fight. Unfortunately the shit hole that is Tampa. How do I win her heart?
>>66615778
how gullible exactly are you lad?
>>66615835
Thug life says you gotta beat Pat up in front if het
>>66615782
>>66615749
Who's talked more shit about Jones than him?
Do you guys not remember the GOD TIER ESPN BANTS
>>66615862
I was thinking a lifetime monthly kibbles and bits delivery from petco
Anyone have a link to the original Aldo Edgar fight? Thanks
>>66615901
Is your Fight Pass account not working?
>>66615867
Nobody has talked more shit, but all the shit DC has talked has so far been cringe worthy as fuck. Dude's got the mindset of a middle school kid.
>>66615915
whats Fight Pass?
>>66615778
This puts WWE in shame.
>>66615901
fightpass lad
>>66615835
a free puppy
>>66615990
is that filename joanna weight cut
>>66614263
>>66614274
>not liking dogs
sandniggers detected
>>66616017
my mums arse lad
>>66615974
http://www.ufc.tv/video/jose-aldo-vs-frankie-edgar-ufc-156
What happened to Serbia
Official stream linking is one of the best heem memes
>>66616072
you know the pit bull and the tight jeans
he should be fighting croatia
>>66616094
It might be a meme to you but it's no laughing matter to me.
post heem memes
>>66616155
tom cruise is an official heem meme
>>66616245
>>66616213
do you have the larger version so i can piss someone off later?
>>66616352
>(You)
>>66616409
t. (You)
who /hype/ for The Bull?
>>66616486
John Makdessi?
>>66615778
fucking god I haven't laughed this hard in ages
just a continuous stream of high jinx
how is dj getting so big on this twitch bullshit
>>66616522
He played UFC 2 with some big streamer that pulls in like 20k viewers about a week ago. He got a lot of exposure from that, he's also being shilled by Twitch.
>>66616530
DELET THIS
>>66614466
that's not what i was saying at all you fucking retard. mexico is not an ethnic nation-state in the way germany, japan, ireland etc are. there is no 'mexican ethnicity' as around half (or more depending on how you count) of the population are mestizos who themselves range from nearly completely native to nearly completely european and everything in between. and then of course you have the people who are completely native and are completely european. all of those people are 100% mexican, as are the small black minority that have been there since the days of spanish rule yet they are clearly not of the same ethnicity.
you're a fucking idiot on a /pol/ hairtrigger and i would kick your ass irl. i live in opa-locka florida come fight me motherfucker.
>>66616503
Francis
>>66616530
oh god
>>66616503
i have a puerto rican neighbor who asked me to marry her because when she came over to clean/cook for me she saw that i have more than one computer and thinks im rich.
>>66616543
dude he just got like $200 in donations in an hour.
>>66616603
that's pretty standard for a moderate sized stream
>>66615772
give me TWO good lines of banter by Daniel Cormier
>>66616072
he got a job
you now remember ryan bader
>>66616630
>Can I suck your dick Jon?
>You eat lunch like a bitch
>Why? Why? Why? I'm fine Jon
>>66616630
>you are just the fakest person
>you really think im gonna let you kill me
>>66616257
cracks me up err time
>>66616630
I wish they'd let me into your country so I could spit in your fuckin face, Italy.
>>66616663
hardly good m8
hardly banter at all
how is it even banter to call someone fake?
I mean are we just pretending right now?
>>66616646
lol
>>66616673
>voicing his frustration
>banter
m8
>>66616679
>it's like you're a chameleon
>it's awesome
>>66616681
i'm being 100% serious btw
>>66616712
prozzie desu, cheeky shag for a tenner, probably 20 quid for anal. would you? for the bants of course
>>66616712
wood berry
>>66616735
at some fucking design firm. fuck him the fucking normie he betrayed heem. this is the last time i post heemo i am deleting him after this post
>>66609922
There are so many levels of irony in chuckling at that stupid image, I hate myself.
>>66616765
>ywn tease serbia about his horsepunching antics again
lads, who should bisbong fight next? can't stand my boy being in the air like this
>deadlift numbers, heem?
>>66616785
dw lad I'm laughing my ass of too
ironic memeing is a connoisseur's pursuit
>>66616797
>ywn trigger serbia by pretending to be a diaspora serb again
>i hank hoyce
>>66616831
345 lifetime, 315 in the last two months. That girl in the background is fucking JACKED. Jesus, look at those arms and hands.
are we watching fights tonight?
>>66616850
good post
>tfw no twink heemposting lithuanian bf to watch and banter with about fights before cuddles
why live?
>>66616916
kill yourself
>>66616916
not a good post
>Miesha baiting the UFC out of money for an inevitable armbar loss
only tru fight fans appreciate mighty mouse
only tru fight fans realise how overrated Jon Jones is
>>66616257
looks like the oh my guy desu
Could Fedor beat Stipe Miocic?
>>66616983
easily
>tfw ignored and punished
fucking rude innit?
>Tony Ferguson injured
>Khabib healthy
WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON????
Khabib vs Cerrone when?
>>66616947
she knows what she's doing
what a slut
>>66616983
Yes
>>66617035
GLASS KNEES FERGUSON
>>66616983
>he fell for the fedor meme
Man has won 1 fight in the cage
>>66616831
more than that old fucking BITCH can lift hahahahah fucking CUNT
>>66617035
FFS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF
REEEEEE
>Glover vs Hashad is the main event
>>66616551
>durrrrrrr im going to take everything you say literally because im a cuck retard durrrrrrrrrrrr
You know exactly what I meant you dumb sack of shit
I'd heem every here in your town
thannks a lot el cucky
just fuck my ufc up senpai
and ppl were talkking about how stacked that card is
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 3m3 minutes ago
Tony Ferguson is out of next week's main event vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov. UFC looking for a new opp for Khabib. @DamonMartin 1st reported.
>>66617035
the dream is dead, the MUNSTERRR card is falling apart
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/10/30/9641928/khabib-nurmagomedov-out-of-tony-ferguson-fight-due-to-injury
It's happened.
>Tony Ferguson is out of next week's main event vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov. UFC looking for a new opp for Khabib. @DamonMartin 1st reported.
Wasn't that cuck faggot making fun of Khabib?
>>66617084
>fighting Khabib on short notice
I'd no show, you're gonna lose anyways
Cerrone vs Khabib?
>elKEKoey
FS1 saying that UFC couldn't find an opponent for Khabib
REEEEEEE
>>66614943
You're a fucking retard. You're contradicting yourself yet again and missing the point
Go castrate your micro latina penis, fag
Cancel fight, put Khabib/RDA on 200.
http://i.imgur.com/cJhHDKU.gif
>>66616486
Me. Kongo 2.0
>>66617098
>those videos of him kneeing tires and kicknig shit talking about how tough he was
>>66617112
>Hashad headlining in 2016
>>66617110
>Cerrone vs RDA 3
>>66617109
this, if they don't give you a huge amount of money no one will take a guaranteed loss, khabib is just too good
>>66617130
wouldn't mind this desu, khabib already deserves it but dana probably still thinks about having conair fight for the belt and khabib will meme him out of existence
>>66615307
Now you're just doing a slippery slope because you don't have a substantial argument
By your definition if I was a pale Swedecuck with blonde hair, blue eyes, pure nordic blood and renounced my citizenship and moved to Mexico, I would fit your profile of a Mexican despite you obviously implying a Mexican to be of a certain look and build
>>66617053
Fedor is coming for the belt.
Listening to Rogan talk about technology is infuriating.
>>66615307
Everything is technically fish.
>>66617173
bro technology bro, you know that with todays technology we can't build pyramids? aliens bro shit
>>66617193
your mum's pussy smells like fish
Way to go Tony, dumbfuck.
WHAT KIND OF YEAR YOU WANT SENPAI?
>>66617173
link, I feel like raging?
>>66617125
No one is stupid enough to fight our Muslim overlord on short notice
>>66617035
Khabib title shot at 200
>>66617193
WE WUZ FISHES N SHEEEEIT
>>66617203
>mum
faggot
>>66617133
I'd still like to fuck Ronda.
>Khabib wont even fight on 200 because of Islam
>>66617222
Eh i dunno Khabib is a monster but he needs a tune up fight
It's been 2 years
Actually kinda glad desu now Khabib will get tittle shot and Ferguson's streak won't be ended
>>66617173
is roganwatch back yet?
>>66617225
fuck off yank
>>66617239
wat
lol cuckbib not fighting again
he'd get knocked out eventually with that F level striking anyway
>>66617209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
He's so blindly pro-Apple because he listens to methmouth Redban.
>>66617257
stfu benedict arnold ass nigga
>>66617195
kek
>>66617173
Just don't. I only listen to MMA related videos. Also any other worthy podcasts Heem like to listen (not specifically about MMA)?
>>66617142
Kek
>I don't break easily
>>66617230
nice edgy, saved desu
>>66617287
cheers xx
>>66617279
>ass nigga
fuck off yank
>>66617274
t. 189er
He uses his striking to set up his wrestling, that striking in that regard works very effectively and they are very powerful punches
>>66617275
>open stream
>90's keanu reeves tier WOOAAAAHHHH
>instantly get secondhand high
>>66617308
his striking is terrible just shut up
Brehs. I just ate 5 pieces of this monstrosity and my stomach feels like it's going to explode.
Might pull a Schaub and make myself puke it up.
Now Urijah will get hurt before his fight with Cruz
>>66617319
Nice argument dipshit
>durrrr hell git koed
>Let me tell you why that's wrong, etc.
>fuck u
Fagboy
>>66617323
>uriah getting hurt
fuck you, that spic faggot is getting heemed by my boy, cap this shit
11 days notice again
>>66617323
Travis Browne on injury watch for fight against Cain.
>>66617323
>Jones vs DC 2 scheduled for MSG
>Jones pulls out because of injury
>Jones vs DC 2 scheduled for UFC Shanghai
>DC gets injured again
>This keeps happening until DC retires from old age, they never fight again
>>66617320
fuck how good was it?
i bet i could eat more than u pussy
>>66617340
Can't wait for Faber to be champ finally.
FRANKIE EDGAR CONFIRMED REPLACEMENT
KHABIB IS GOING TO GET KEKED
>>66617338
>let me tell you why thats wrong
>his striking is bad on purpose to set up wrasslefucking but its good haha
>>66617320
>>66617357
I will literally out eat anyone here
>>66617261
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/2/22/11092598/khabib-rejected-fight-at-ufc-200-because-of-ramadan
>>66617340
your boy's going to be on the bad end of a 49-46 UD
>>66617366
>his striking is bad on purpose
Nice strawman
YOU LOSE
>>66617357
It was dangerously cheesy and very tasty.
I'm not a fat shit anymore so my stomach is pussy mode.
>>66617375
he can fight, he's just being a pussy lad. the english soccer team still has matches and sheeeeeit. hes just scared because conor is coming for that belt yeh
Get Nate in there with Khabib so that his meme can finally end
>>66617375
khabib was never my boy
>>66617247
Ring rust doesn't exist, man.
>>66614226
Kek what the fuck
>>66617379
fuck off, uriah going to break that faggot. he will leg kick the shit out of him and gnp his ass back to mexico. MBGA
>>66617381
>le strawman
wew lad stop giving me (You)'s, i don't want to lose more brain cells reading your uneducated opinions
ITT: Fighters you would particularly love to see have a long, fruitful, and generally successful career
>>66617414
I hope you step on a lego
what the fuck lads
fucking cuck
>>66617427
all of them weirdo
>>66617414
I hope you step on a bear trap
You know nothing about fighting, bitchboy
>>66614304
>that misplaced comma
fuck off ahmed al-amesterdami
>>66617453
ha
got em
>>66617427
Rose Pajamajunas
The top 3 P4P Fighters currently;
Just got a fight cancelled
Just got a fight cancelled
Fighting someone from a reality show
Yes, I'm putting Khabib in the top-3 P4P. Come at me.
>>66617441
el Cuckuy
u streaming anything tonight senpai?
He has the best footwork in MMA history
He is the PERFECT fighter
>>66617225
fuck off yank
>>66617472
nah lad, i gotta go sleep
>>66617463
YOU ARE A BIG BITCH. I HATE YOU.
>>66617486
fuck off yank
>>66617463
>kdeggz
spotted the heemster
>>66617475
>you called?
>>66617486
cuck
>>66617463
>pajamajunas
>>66617486
good lad
>>66617320
You lunch like a bitch.
>>66617463
>YOU CAN EAT MY OVARY
wut?
good thread guys
lets keep it up
Joe plans his vacations to avoid jewish people
b a s e d af
How good would this man be at MMA?
tony confirmed for wanting no part of khabib
>>66617549
He sounds like a newrich white lady talking
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 4m19 minutes ago
UFC planning on having Khabib fight Alvarez for the interim title. Alvarez reluctant to accept - lack of preparation.
>>66617555
pretty shit, hard to bite with a mouthguard in
>el cuckuey out
haha
>>66617598
another interim title lel
ufc is trying to make the belts irrelevant
>interim titles
wew lad stop
Everybody gets an interim title!
>>66617626
most are lad, only ones relatively relevant are fw lhw mw and wbw
Why don't you guys check his twitter to make sure?
>>66617655
>
why would someone lie on the internet?
>>66617655
why don't you lazy piece of shit
>Khabib will never EVER fight again
Why
>>66617651
>lhw
>wbw
>relevant
>>66617655
it's on heem
it's real
>>66617663
to be an aspiring MMA reporter
>>66617676
(You)
>People bash on Anderson for dominating a 'weak' MW division
>LHW is full of 97 year olds
Jones is a tin can
THIS
Are Sage
So far this new year
>Cuckuy hurt not Khabib which is a surprise
>Shogun hurt no Hashad fight
>Jones in jail
>DC hurt
>Tim Means roids
>Sam Alvey broken jaw
>meme Velasquez broke his back
>Werdum broke something too
Expect this list to grow. Probably missing stuff too.
>>66617748
Let's do it, RDA will meme on him this time
HES ONLY GETTING STRONGER. haha
>>66617733
big guys age better
I sacrificed DC and Ferguson so that MacDonald-Thompson could go off without a hitch. Did I make the right choice?
>>66617762
Oh god, stop
Rogan thinks this is the natty limit
>
>>66617748
>>66617762
Khabib won't fight at UFC 200 because of ramadan fasting
>>66617748
Khabib already said he won't fight in the summer because of Ramadan.
>>66617780
It's not very funny without the RNGs
>>66617733
Cormier is probably the #2 LHW ever. Anthony Johnson is top 10.
>>66617780
good job dana
Michael Chiesa and Beneil Dariush are on the same card who do you think would take that fight?
>>66617783
>Zane
>Natty
lad
>>66617793
>>66617792
sounds like an inactive fighter to me
>>66617804
just do cerrone/khabib at 170
>>66617765
How does this fucker make 155 without dying and not pop for diuretics?
Fighters need to tell Dolce to fuck off and hire a bodybuilder.
Moroz and Albu should be fighting more often. Both had good showings in their debut
More entertaining than flyweight
Will you be able to say that you stood by the future UFC Flyweight champion from the beginning?
>>66617765
>this kid is getting paid almost as much as me
>>66617828
how much do you get paid
>>66617824
In a previous life he was a 7 foot tall barbarian.
>>66617824
that's a fucking strong left hook there
>>66617824
>everybody running away
>no one can take that left yeh
>>66617824
Damn 3v1 koksal still had em shook
Lanklets btfo
>>66617828
>not taking sponsors and dana's secret fitepassbux into account
>>66610798
it's not a sub it's a sweep
>>66617804
both would, but i doubt they feel that inclined, >>66617817
cowboy is weird since he usually is up in arms about replacing any injured fighter 185 and under. 10 days is nothing for cowboy, mind you dana might not give it to him since he fought benson with a fractured foot 14 days after literally kicking jury's shit in
>>66617842
So why would he choose a halfling monk for his new PC?
>>66617765
i wonder how much he gets beat up in training
poor little feller
>>66617847
kek, good post
>>66617849
yes they get paid alot, nate made millions
>>66617765
Rory looks tired of babysitting
>>66617828
I only want the best for Rory and he sure as fuck deserves a big payday but if he actually leaves the UFC it would be the worst.
If he loses to Wonderboy who knows if the UFC will want to give him anything close to what he deserves.
>>66617824
STOP POSTING THIS
DUDE FRUIT LMAO
>>66617866
jouban needs to work on his boxing. his punches there looked very amateurish.
>>66614120
>He shouldn't have been able to compete in the Olympics as an American.
He was born in America. That makes him American. I don't know how it works in dorky dutchland, but being born in America makes you an American citizen, not a Mexican one. Maybe you're having some weird jew deportation flashback, but things work differently here, dorkmeister.
>>66617918
REFINED SUGAR IS POISON
EVEN IN MODERATION
why is he wearing the headgear? never did wrestling before desu
rory is going to have to crawl and beg dana for a new contract after wonderboy kicks his head into the crowd
>>66617956
He doesn't want gross ass cauliflower ears.
>>66617956
having your head pressed up against the mat puts a lot of pressure on your ears
>>66617961
>he fell for the wondermeme
>>66609126
Mark hunt dummies
>>66617824
beet will crush him
>>66617961
dana knows, that's why he booked it
>>66617967
what a fucking faggot
>>66617956
He doesn't want a pair of these.
>>66617988
>reminder that rory got outstruck by PED lawler
>>66614754
Just pronounce it win
>>66617961
actually rory will get a huge contract win or lose
he would be a big name for bellator
>>66618013
>saved by the bell
>>66618013
Rory gave up because he realized if he won, Lawler would get the gift decision anyway.
NEW: >>66618032
lads looking for a goof is good this week, dana has a great future as a death metal drummer
how would he do in ufc?
>>66618037
>4 bongs early
>>66618004
he'd kick your ass and fuck your girlfriend ,if you even have one
>making a new thread when we're listening to joe rogan podcast in this one
>>66615359
Wait, you're just pretending to be retarded, right? Ancient Egyptians are ethnically dissimilar from the people currently living in Egypt. They were black, like your wife's son.
>>66617531
kek well played
>>66617765
Jesus Sage looked way bigger than GSP and I thought "well maybe its a weird angle" but he's even bigger than fucking Rory.
>>66616739
What the hell is a quid and how much is it worth?
>>66617133
>literally can't stop admiring herself
Why is she so juvenile?
streaming conor vs nate on
kingstream.tv
come meme lads
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