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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
Jon Jones arrested
Joanna still qt
What else is there
>>66476369
Old thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW_CjArh4hc
AND NEW
glad I don't have to post in a Canadian thread
>>66481042
whew lad
3rd for Lithcuck by first round destruction
>>66481022
Based Swede comin threw wit' da news and info
We love you Swede we do
in for:
neetrex
sethbritcuck
lithtwink
swedecuck leaving
>>66481049
If I was certain that Estonia would actually try to do a rap battle, I'd do it, and I'd win.
I'd dominate.
>>66481052
>i cant use google
Cyborg wearing a dress like he's fooling anyone.
>>66481056
This new breed of heemposters are weak. I prefered the old guard of lmaobud, loooolbro, and based nephew.
>>66481052
>>66481087
there's no news or links lol
>>66481056
This is your second warning.
>>66481090
We all know what happens when Werdum makes that face
Enough is enough, today is the day we stand up to Dana and the Fritatas. They can't cut the best HW prospect like that just because he isn't "marketable".
REEEEEEE
>>66481103
There's a fat lot more than your weak ass thread, Adan
I heem you both on the imageboard and on the streets
That has to be humiliating as fuck
>>66481109
dont make me heem you, your presence is humorous and tolerated, dont make me heem you
>>66481116
jared rosholt can't make a fight exciting to save his life. The struve fight was horrible
>>66481094
you want me to write you a little diddy there bud?
>>66481128
memes aside I don't get where you've even got the sense of a gimmickposter desu
And you can't heem me for shit, I'm a ghost. You will tink I am der and then I am not der
Posting a flow cause I want (You)s
Jon, Jon, Jon I wish they'd let in there so I could suck your fucking dick
You make wanna spit on that thick ass dick
Get your shit thogether boy and stop running
Whe I catch yo ass I'm gonna start hummin
I'm gonna grab your dick with my wrestlers grip
Squeeze so hard like a Popeyes drum stick
Pat made me cry but I'm gonna make you moan
So give me a (You) or I'll cum after you
>>66481123
your shitty OP doesn't even say lol
>>66481094
you were a new fegget too
this so cyclical i stopped giving a single piece of fuck long time ago
"I'm not much for legacy," Lesnar explained. "I guess people have their way of remembering what I did. I'm not about accomplishments. I don't have a trophy room. I don't have any symbolic things. I'm not a sentimental guy. I couldn't even tell you where my UFC titles are or my WWE championships or my NCAA plaque, my heavyweight plaque. I don't even know where that is right now.
"But I do know one thing -- how much money's in my bank account."
>>66481154
we need some gimmickfaggory here. having a bretcuck troll would be funny desu, estonia is shit-tier.
speaking of bretcuck, is he on asp now?
>>66481164
>rhyming you with you
come on bud
>McGregor opens as the betting favorite in 2 (two) weight classes against Diaz ( http://www.mmamania.com/2016/3/29/11324300/latest-ufc-200-odds-conor-mcgregor-opens-betting-favorite-over-nate-diaz-mma )
>get subbed in your first fight
>open as betting favorite in the rematch
I thought bookies were in the gambling business to make money
>>66481184
Heck if I know, after Seth got injured and /wwe/ got kicked out I stopped following mostly.
I went to browse recently with Wrestlemania coming up and they've got a Charlotte mark, sort of like Nikkifag and a tripfag by the name of "Natty Mark". It seems to have gone to shit
>>66481178
>"But I do know one thing -- how much money's in my bank account."
>He's sold all his trophies so he doesn't know where they are, his main worry is his how little money is in his bank account.
Lads, check it out yeh
M8 i came on your mum you don't understand
Infact stand with me like i am rand
Im a major man, whealing and dealing
You sit there... fapping, shitposting
You do all of that, green text for free
lawler called me up, fix is in robbery
you cant touch me slip and mewv
after the first round i get on my groove
mount you like a bitch and make you tap
whos on 4chinz would get the clap
so dirty like tom lawlor
Above you just call me allah
JON JONES, WE COMIN' FOR DICK, NIGGA!
>>66481178
>tfw you play UFC undisputed 2009 at your friends house and absolutely dominate everyone with Brock lesnar
>>66481206
You're new to this whole MMA game, right?
eyo jon...
EYO JON!
>>66481212
just went there, fucking wew lad, totally went to shit.
>>66481265
Kek
>>66481248
>how little money is in his bank account.
I don't get your post. You think he's sold all his trophies and doesn't have any money, despite having a mandrama contract where he's making more than Dana could even offer for doing something much less intense?
Brock is a rich, rich man. By all accounts he's likely got far, far more in his account than McGregor
So far, best DC meme is the all about that cock one with the absolute gayest look on his face
>>66481260
this is fuckin treash
Knowing Daniel Cormier, he'll probably commit a crime in New Mexico so he can be jailed with Jon and gobble his penis.
>>66481275
He's got a point though
>>66481206
mcgregor will always open up as the betting favourite because he has so many fans that will be on him regardless of who he is fighting. Bookie can't be paying out underdog odds if he actually wins
I mean we all know the real line should be something like +180 McGregor -200 Diaz but most people don't bet with common sense
>>66481348
>Knowing Daniel Cormier, he'll probably commit a crime
>Cormier
>breaking any law
Do fighters get a Fight of the Year bonus, and if so, how much money would that be?
post heems
>>66481384
I think you underestimate how much he wants that dick.
>>66481389
Yes. It's not money.
It's a night with a ring girl of their choosing.
>>66481389
yes all of sherdog gets together and sends each fighter 15 buck via paypal
JON JONES!
GET THAT DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M SUCKIN!
>>66481389
Hughes vs Trigg is in the UFC Hall of Fame. That's the closest to a Fight of the Year.
You should [email protected] and ask them.
>>66481384
didnt you watch the press conference?
>Im willing to go to jail for this jon
He realized he could not physically hurt Dan Severn so he tried hurting his feelings. He said he looked like Freddy Mercury's fat ugly brother and all types of other things lol.
http://strawpoll.me/7230611
whatever gets most votes I will do
this is a one time poll
>>66481545
Is one of the options commit suicide?
>>66481545
Can't vote on something that's not going to happen
Who else thinks Conor is getting unfair bullshit treatment?
Nate fight was a set up for GSP vs Conor, and still I even now. What did Conor do to deserve so much? He didn't even defend his title and gets superfights going. Why? Because he is popular?
This and Chaels titleshot, constant unfair treatment of great hue fighters, keeps me from thinking UFC isn't meme sport and not a professional organization
>>66481546
>this was the moment Pat Barrys chin got deleted
>>66481545
do that move yoshimitsu uses in tekken, where he stabs his through himself with a sword to stab his opponent.
>>66481586
>Conor is getting unfair bullshit treatment?
Mate this is obvious to anyone. The fact you actually have to ask is concerning. Like Nate said, it's like they're babying him up
>>66481586
>Why? Because he is popular?
yes, the UFC is in the attention business, Conor can get them a lot of attention.
>>66481348
Sounds like movie.
>You disrespected him Jon you said no.... No to sucking your dick. He will succ you sooner or later....
>this guy is a level 3 cock sucker learned to suck in the Olympics codename Succubus. He'll take the life out of you
>we'll fake a crime get you locked up until the card... He won't suck you in public.
>trailer voice over "prison is meant to keep people in.... Not meant to keep suckers out"
>>66481546
nice punch, Shaq
>>66481645
Top kek
>>66481559
I laughed
>That state of heem
Literally all kill yourselves
Lads, post your official announcer tiers
>God tier
Michael Shiavello
Mauro Ranallo
Frank Murr
>Great tier
Joe Rogan
Bas Rutten
Stephan Bonnar
>OK tier
Rampage
Frank Shamrock
That bald guy from lellator that looks like Dana White
>Shit tier
Jon Anik
Kenny Florian
Dan Hardy
>Corn nuts tier
Mike Goldberg
Tito Ortiz
>>66481691
moaning pussy ass bitch
>>66481694
Rogan sucks Pat Miletich is the best
next
>>66481694
>No Mike Tyson.
Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
Silly rabbit.
>>66481758
RARE FLAG
http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-188-Free-Fight-Melendez-vs-Sanchez?fb_comment_id=893602104012305_904893472883168#ff8d69f61298d4
Gilbert Melendez vs Diego Sanchez
One of the spiciest bangerinos I think the UFC has ever seen
>>66481586
ufc is the biggest meme sport there is
>former wwe was a hw champ after 4 pro fights
>biggest start of all time is a manlet irish guy with silly 1940s sailor tattoos
>second biggest star is a woman with borderline personality disorder who constantly gets in verbal arguements through tmz with an athlete in a completely different sport of a completely different gender
>a current top 10 ranked fighter is on dancing with the stars instead of training
>they have been parading around a former pro wrestler with no athletic background who is 0-0 for over a year now
>brazilians are given elite athlete status
>a black guy with a beard and a silly nickname who fights bums on the street was allowed to compete multiple times
>the main commentator is fully tatted up and has a podcast where all he talks about is dicks mushrooms and dmt
>the goat is constantly in and out of jail and has a drug abuse problem and hasnt figured out how to drive a car properly without getting in trouble
>a quasi homosexual french canadian manlet could trick hundreds of thousands of people into paying 60 dollars to watch lay on guys for 25 minutes (probably the most elaborate ruse ever pulled)
>there are 5'3 male champion with a speech impediment who streams video games online in his spare time
>all the heavyweights are fat slobs because they can't attract real athletes over 6 feet tall and 200lbs (one or two tend to slip through the cracks)
WE MAINSTREAM LIKE THE NFL BRO
Professional organization
I thought Rogan's face here was funny and maybe worth a crop
>Jared Rosholt cut fom the UFC
let us rejoice
>>66481795
Memes sell fights, unfortunately.
And now we're at the point where money > title defences.
>>66481694
>Corn nuts tier
>>66481694
>dan hardy
>shit tier
No. He and Stann are better than Kenflo and Rogan.
>>66481766
kek
>>66481818
>What are you doing, Daniel!?
>>66481694
Duke Roufus does good commentating for glory
>yfw Jared Rosholt got cut
>>66481694
Needs Julie kedzie in shit tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwMpAU2RnbE
NEW CONTENT BRUVS
>>66481808
>>66481818
Wait, are they doing weigh ins a month early or something?
>>66481795
Yo shut up before they move /heem/ to /asp/.
>>66481694
dan and stann better than rogaine and goldcuck. jim ross and rampage were very good together too lad
>>66481795
I agree with everything but part of the bit about Lesnar. Bork is a physical specimen with legit wrestling credentials
>>66481414
what the fuck is on the back of his head ?
JON JONES!
GET THAT SEXUAL CHOCOLATE READY BOY, IM CUMMIN
>>66482033
He quit because he got some slut pregnant right?
DC dick posting is cancer
>>66482033
nate is so based lads, he's my boy now
JON JONES
GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER BOY
IMMA SUCK IT
JON JONES! GET YER DICK OUT IM SUCKIN!
>>66482033
GSP returning is a bad joke.
He's clearly suffering from brain trauma. He should never fight again.
>>66481501
DELETE THIS. My boy Niklas didn't deserve that.
Cant stop listening to this song boys
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ylzqrVbGCQ
JON JONES IM GAY AND COMING FOR THAT DICK BOIIIIIIII XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>66482071
Don't forget about Punk
>Intercontinental champion
>tag team champion
>ECW champion
>Money In the Bank champion
>World heavyweight champion
>WWE champion
If anything Punk is more legit than Brock.
>>66482136
Englands brave Chav deleted his chin lad
>>66481501
niklas and gus made the same mistake
>>66482151
you forgot a pic. here's one you can have for future dickposting
>>66482168
polswedecucks btfo, they should just leave now tbqhwy
What is he angry about, guys?
>tfw your boy is /STILL UNDEFEATED/
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Nicolas-Dalby-63608
>>66482218
Till was shitting on him until he gassed tbqh
>>66482218
>tfw my boy was defeated for the first time
But he's STILL MY BOY
Who /still on the team/ here?
>>66482218
>le draw man
when you guys post the DC gay meme, what is going through your head? do you think it's funny or witty or what do you expect to accomplish with this? I guarantee every poster and lurker has seen every version of it for hundreds of times.
>>66482218
I had a conversation with my wife last night about how I've never been able to relate to people that say that a guy has a "punchable face", but when I saw Dalby, I wanted to punch his face.
She didn't get it.
whats is happenin? whats is happenin?
i got me a milli and bitch that would suck me
she loves me she's on me
WAIT
fuck that I'm neet
still kill you on the ground, let you get mount
transition to rubber guard and knock your teef out
im a gangsta from the hood
i can take the left hook
make you panic wrestle all rocked n shook
suck my dick like dc jon jones
your mum, she wants my bone
stick it up her fanny
get under the covers, for the rootie tootie
she gave me a hicky
the sheet are all sticky
fuck me lads she's sucking my willy
i can't believe it! this bitch is crazy
turn the lights on its a man who's heavy
JESUS CHRIST! ITS DC
Leave my dick alone im not gay
NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY
dc leave me reeee reeeee
not down with all the gay may mays
OH NO ITS GOOD ITS GOOD ITS GOOD
>>66482280
I've never posted a DC meme but I think it's funny desu.
>>66482312
>>66482312
If you planned on having weezy's rhythm, 10/10 dude
>>66482352
i was unironically listening to some weezy tbqhwy. thanks senpai.
lithcuck looking for the easy way out, just lol
>>66481501
that """"""""chin"""""""
>>66482348
It was pretty funny at first and when someone tries to bring in a new spin to the meme, but most of the m8s are just copying some overplayed pastas.
>>66482417
are you kidding lel
>>66481586
This is how entertainment works, it happens in all sports
>>66482280
Its gotten old really quick
>>66482446
>swedecucks are still here
>>66482466
>this one american
>>66482208
Hmmmm let me think back.
>be UFC 105 or some shit
>DC there with Cain backstage
>Jones comes backstage too
>starts messing around with Cain
>Jon doesn't know who Corms is except that he's a wrestler and was training to fight in KOTC or some shit and jokingly says "I bet I could take you down"
>DC replied with "I bet I can suck your dick" (according to Cain)
>Jones says no and walks away
>DC never forgot
>even after all these years DC never let it go, he never forgot Jones said no
>several dozen ppvs later and after the buyout of Strikeforce they meet again
>DC brings it up and Jon doesn't remember any of their previous meeting
>this motherfucker must've forgot I wanted to suck his dick
>Jones has to defend himself in an ESPN interview asking DC if he's still there pussy (to show DC he wants pussy and not dick)
>more homosexual talk involving Popeyes and cocaine
>Jones couldn't afford to have DC take him down because he knew what would happen to his dick if he did so had to take DC down instead in their Fight
>now DC has another shot to get the D
>but everytiem he gets close Jon does something dumb on purpose out of fear of getting his dick sucked like hitting the pregnant lady or drag racing, having Cerrone injury his arm for UFC 178
He's mad because Jones is keeping the salami from him. He also said he was an ass man confirming he's after Jon's butt in the fight too.
you're welcome
>>66482485
>swedens males are so cucked they import arab bulls and blacks to fuck their women and be sports stars
>zlatan
>latifi
absolutely cucked. leave
>>66482485
he shouldnt run with sharp objects
very dangerous
>>66482493
dude I laughed at the end lmao
>>66482493
kek
>>66482497
I'm now aware that her top looks 100% shooped
>>66482531
>looking at her boobs
>not looking at her crotch and imagine a feminine penis there
wew your gay lad
>>66482500
>americans once again obsessed with cuckoldry
>>66482552
SWEDEN STOP POSTING HERE LMAO
>>66482567
you need to calm down buddy
>>66482567
You're living in a fantasy world m80
Moreover you keep posting about cuckoldry like it's us swedes talking about it but you're the one who won't shut the fuck up about it
I think you're a little obsessed my man
>Strip champion when he can't defend his belt because of an injury
>Allow Conor to literraly block an entire division because of muh superfight that he'll lose again
World fucking domination
If Daniel Cormier were going to commit suicide how would he do it?
ROSHIT GOT CUT LMAO LMAO
>>66482630
Block it for all of 6 months
>>66482630
He won the title like 3 months ago, Cruz was out like 2 years
>yfw Nate wins again and we get Conor/Nate 3 at MSG
None of you could stop my double leg.
>>66482662
I wouldn't want to, we'd go right down and you'd be in my guard, exactly where I wanted you
The gogoplata follows rapidly afterwards
>>66482662
>implying I don't welcome double leg
Enjoy being guillotined my friend
>>66482655
Ca-ca-canvas
YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER
IMMA FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS
>>66482711
WHERE YOU AT GEORGE
WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKER
Let's say, hypothetically, this trend of UFC stars getting beat continues, and Jon Jones gets heemed by DC.
Who will the UFC have left?
Besides Joanna of course.
>>66481022
Does Joanna have a better ground game than Conor?
>>66482649
the problem is that since then he fought and has another fight booked but still not in his division.
He can defend his belt but doesn't so they should vacate it.
>>66482740
>besides joanna of course
she barely won the 1st time
>>66482740
did you forget about Artem already?
>>66482740
every fibre of mighty mouses 5'3 125lb frame and lawler until wonderboy knocks his dick into the dirt
>>66482754
Artem is pulling a Holly Holm and holding back what he's really capable of
Mark my words, he's going to unleash a storm once he gets his chance at the title, and the world will be swept away by The Hammer
http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-197-extended-preview
>>66482761
UFC wants Wonderboy to rise
Its why they sent him to the Philipines and silver plated him Rory
Champ by the end of the year
>>66482776
>Jon talking about how he's changed
>Currently in jail
>>66482700
>>66482676
>willingly allowing a wrestler with my kind of GNP on top of you
The last thing you'll see before you wake up is my fist
>tfw i could disqualify every here by baiting them into throwing a headkick while placing my hand on the ground
>>66482798
There was a pic of him not too long ago (instagram I think) about working with kids or some shit and what he wrote was so self-serving that you could tell he hadn't learned shit.
>>66482776
>Jon once again trying to play the good guy about how he's a changed man
>he's literally in jail when the EP is released
tip top kek. Should have really spend a few minutes editing it before release.
>>66481090
>>66481111
this guy is hilarious
>>66482798
FIGHT! (the charges) AND WIN!
>>66482740
>joanna
KEK
>nate
>nick
>gscuck
>honda
>msgmeme show
they are good lad stop shitposting. here's your (You)
>>66482860
He may have some personality disorder I believe.
He acts cool but he looks like he could snap at any moment.
After the brawl with Cormier he was all screaming and flexing his muscles like some sociopath.
>people are willing to be cops
jon should have heemed him for wasting his time
>>66482907
It's called being /HIGHTEST/
About the DC - Jones brawl, anyone remember and/or has pics of McGoobs taking selfies with the fans while shit was going down ?
>>66482916
when the cop starting acting smart jones should have permaheemed him and hid him in a ditch
i wouldn't be ''''''''''sorry'''''''' even if i tried unless i got caught of course jon has to pretend
>>66482949
He would have been shot before he could grab him
>>66482930
it's called being in jail
why doesnt Jones just embrace the truth and just be a scumbag? people love a villain.
>>66482740
have left? why would the UFC need apparent superheroes hugging the belts for years? with PEDs out of the equation (more or less) it seems like there's a number of people who can get the belt any time.
more motivation, better preparation, better tactics prevailing is so much better than a 38 year old on designer PEDs on a 10 year run.
>>66482916
>I survive on my own
>>66483000
>with PEDs out of the equation
looks comfy
jon has got his own cell too (protective custody)
maybe he just wants to be a NEET
>>66483010
relative to what we had before you braindead fuckwit. do yourself a favor and look up "more or less" in a dictionary before you go to bed.
>>66482993
>muh mandrama mentality
fuck off lad, alot of endorsement money is on the line here potatofucker
>JON JONES
NEWS:
>jared rosholt has been released by the ufc
>>66483006
>I support society
>>66483000
>with PEDs out of the equation
>>66483051
YES
>>66483035
wew why so hostile friend? I could literally kill you if I wanted to
>>66483021
does he get scandcuck flat screens and consoles?
nick should try and get back in july tbqhwy. he would cuck gsp as long as the canacuck is relatively "natty". a combo diaz main event would be based af lads
>>66483053
The guy in that pic has a job and isn't a NEET with mommy taking the pic. You're really bad at this.
>>66482740
Am I the minority that doesnt like Joanna at all? I dont see her being much different than rousey in that she's a complete cunt
>GOOD LUCK TAKING HENRY CEJUDO DOWN, GOO-HOOD LUCK
>>66483102
completely agree, fuck that goblin cankle having cunt. this "qt" meme is fucking horrible
who else thinks that DJ will take cejudo down
Why do so many fighters have tattoos?
>at doctor's today
>girl sits across from me
>she says hi and smiles
>i notice she has an ankle tattoo
>instantly hate her
>>66483164
joanna unironically has a tattoo near her cankle
>>66483170
where does this cankle meme come from? the fuck is a cankle anyway
>>66481414
What exactly was the point of that pivot directly into the guys legs?
which 3 sisters the gadelhas or jedrzejczyks?
>>66483200
literally ask your mum
>>66483164
Because you're insecure about your own appearance to the point that people who have no bearing on your life trigger you.
Sage Northcuttttttt
>>66483102
shes a meme fighter
>>66483216
that can't be it i'm at least an 8.5 out of 10
>>66483216
>no bearing on your life
Tattoos are a mark of degeneracy and represent a general blight on society.
>>66482497
that has been posted a million times
>>66483204
pic of the gadelhas pls
>>66481546
I legit thought Pat died when i watched this live
>>66483240
this is true, anyone who disagrees might as well not be white
Seriously though there is no fucking way that sage northmeme is not on the juice. I have literally never seen a professional athlete ever who can maintain such a low bodyfat year round. this is not normal
>>66481116
He really should have focused on his ground and pound and submissions more.
Doesn't matter if you wrestlefuck you way to victory. As long as you end every fight by beating a man so bad his father doesn't recognize him you'll be kept around at least for highlight reels.
>>66483277
Of course it's not normal. His parents had him on fucking protein shakes when he was five.
>>66483220
sage gascutt
>>66483276
>being part of a spergy race that is dying off
>>66483295
that's not what protein shakes do
>>66481414
legit no idea who those guys are and ive never seen that fight
not a real fight fan here asking who that is thanks guys
>>66483277
His dad has been a professional roid and coke dealer since the 80s, he'll never get caught.
>>66483277
have you ever seen a professional athlete who is also literally 19y old
>>66483389
there are plenty 19yo pro football players
Thats onnit dot com
>>66483240
>this triggered by a tattoo
How do you make it through an MMA card lad?
Sounds like you'll be mad as hell from start to finish.
>>66483389
Kobe, Kevin Garnett, LeBron James....
>>66483349
It's not but it's what happens when parents show that kind of dedication to making their son a freak of nature.
Everything about Sage Northcutt honestly creeps me the fuck out.
Everybody else in the UFC has some kind of edge to them. Northcutt is just nothing.
>People thinking the new MMA era will be dominated by fighters who have trained since childhood like in football and niggerball
>A kid who has trained all his life turns out to be a faggot quitter with absolutely no ground game
>>66483389
are you serious? biggest ones i could think of are shaq and lukaku but they are ultra jigganiggas.
>>66483444
give Sage a break, he had strep throat
>>66483444
>People thinking the new MMA era will be dominated by fighters who have trained since childhood like in football and niggerball
Who is stupid enough to think that?
Also that choke is being called by several people, even non-UFC dick suckers as being legit.
To see if he's a quitter or not I want to see him get in there with Matt Brown.
>>66483354
Oluwale Bamgbose vs Daniel Sarafian
Are Alex Jones and Joe Rogan virtually identical?
>Run insanely popular web podcasts
>Endorsers of snake oil
>Conspiracy theorists
>Manlets
>Scream at everyone
>More than half of their viewers are only ironically watching
>>66483501
>Oluwale Bamgbose
>That's his actual name.
>>66483444
>a faggot quitter with absolutely no ground game
But enough about Conor
>>66483405
>football
>>66483429
>>66483453
>some bbal niggers
nice ''proof''
now show me a 19 old pro strength athlete
>>66483508
some of what alex says is legit but is discredited by him spreading stupid bullshit about muh lightbulbs mind control.
i legit think he is cia tbch
>>66483536
Keep moving those goalposts
>>66483536
whatever dude, I'm not gonna argue with (You) over this shit. If you unironically believe that sage is natty then you are an absolute mong lad
>>66483537
Even some of Alex's shit is too much for Joe and that's saying something. Also, Alex does it for a paycheck and isn't so dumb as to buy in like Joe or >>66483537
>>66483547
>>66483564
I was pretending bros
>>66483616
good, good bait lad
>>66483616
quality banter
Is this kangaroo natty?
>>66483638
Protein shakes desu
>>66483638
he is smaller than me so he is natty
>>66483638
rumble would cuck him desu
>>66483522
Underrated
>>66483638
Even kangaroos skip leg day
>>66481785
>All those straight shots that Gilbert landed in between Diego's missed hooks.
I want to say that as an insult but Diego did to Gilbert what it took him three rounds to do in four shots.
>>66481785
>Same age
Damn, Diego declined fast
Am i the only one who hated Shrekson Henderson when he was the champ and got 3 gift decisions but not anymore?
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/715311346183704576
IDS HABENIN
Do you think DC cries himself to sleep in the arms of his dissapointed wife, as the little spoon, after he loses to JJ again? Before she divorces him?
>>66484083
RIP Aldo
What's the big news?
>>66484083
Good, then Frankie can unify at MSG.
>>66484083
yessssssssss
>>66484083
Will Aldo becomes the UFC's greatest meme?
>>66484083
Out-fucking-standing
>>66484083
HABBENING
>>66484083
the fight is what I wanted. interim belt is just a meme marketing scheme to get more shekels for mcshits next fight...
>>66481546
At least three heems in that one based webm
>interim belts
ehh, it's a fun excuse to make the co-main a 5 rounder
>>66484122
didn't think of this. I like it now kek >>66484132
>>66484083
Great fight, but bloody hell we literally have an interim belt when the champ is healthy and perfectly capable of competing. It's ridiculous
>>66484122
>>66484132
UFC titles don't mean shit really. If they're gonna fuck around and let new title holders go outside their weight class multiple times before ever defending then they should be doing exactly this. Water down the belts all you want as long as I get good fights.
>>66484132
That's actually a really good reason, never thought of it that way before either
>>66484083
ireland on suicide watch. sadly no irishfag posts here anymore
mods=dogs
>>66484083
>interm belt
Its been like 4 months since Conor won the belt
Aldo only defend his once every 5 years
>>66484160
ufc titles mean more then any other title, but liek anything else, they aren't ever official.
machida wasn't ever the best, he just hadn't faced the best, assuncio could still beat dillashaw but is perma injured in khabib territory.
but they are the best measure we will ever have
FS1 Stream
Big news about to be announced
http://embedstream.com/sports-fox-sportsusa1-alternate.php
>Edgar v Aldo for the interim 145 lbs title now targeted for UFC 200 as well. Expect that fight + the other ones to be announced shortly.
Fucking WHY
Told you fuckers Aldo-Frankie were gonna fight for an interim belt
>>66484083
>"Frankie vs Conor can't happen at 200 because Frankie is injured" -Conor nuthuggers
Yeah so Conor is still ducking Frankie because Aldo will win the fight by a tiny margin
Nate vs Conor confirmed for mainevent @170lbs
>Conor vs Nate comfirmed
FUGGGGGGGGGG
tbqh
Aldo defended in October, McGoobs won the interim belt in july
McGoobs won the title in december, Aldo/Edgar for the interim belt will be in july
Not so different
>UFC 200
>Rematches: the card
>Multiple title fights
LAWLER COMFIRMED
Also COMFIRMED multiple title fights at 200
>Gomi-Miller
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>66484186
>but they are the best measure we will ever have
The best measure is watching the fucking fights, lel. Belts, especially with all this interim shit due to injuries, legal issues, ducking fights, or headhunting, is a great measure for casuals.
>>66481440
>this much bwood
aww, my jimmies
>>66484083
McGob deleted Aldo's chin, easy money for my Jersey brotha
Not sure if satisfied with a rematch as a headliner
>Conor vs Nate 2
>Aldo vs Edgar 2
>Lawler vs Condit 2
>>66484193
I had a hunch they will fight but not for the interim belt. i like it because of the 5 round banger aspect tho
>>66484218
>>66484222
CONOR IS FUCKING DELUSIONAL KEK
>>66484083
>Aldo and Mcgob in the same bulding
>>66481481
>that stanky leg before the kick
God, I love that shit
Conor is gonna work Nate this time
Just kicks and body shots i bet
Nate folds in 2
Nate's gonna derail the mcgoob hype train for good
>How you want your reputation?
Just fuck my shit up senpai
Why is the fact that there is multiple title fights news since it's been the norm for about a year ?
>>66484218
>>66484222
There's no way Conor can win this right? It's going to be interesting to see how he approaches Nate this time around.
>Non title fight is the main event
Has there ever been a case before of an immediate rematch being made for a fight that isn't for the title?
UFC 200 press conferences are going to be so memefilled.
Conor and Nate and an interim title fight in conors division all on the same stage
>Jared Rosholt cut despite being 6-2 in the UFC
>no one talking about this
>everyone shit posting their raps, DC sucking dick posting, Lithcuck
>no more Schaubposting
Conor vs Frankie
Nate vs RDA
Aldo vs Holloway
Gastellum vs Hendricks
Lauzon vs Sanchez
Tell me this card wouldn't have been better
Nate is just too big and skilled for conor, it's as simple as that.
>>66484083
>lose welterweight attempt
>lose featherweight belt
kek
>>66484277
That means at least 3 five round fights on the card
>>66484267
If Nate is smart he will maintain his distance this time and leave McGregor to throw useless wheel kicks until he gases at the start of round 2
>>66484277
conor is a belt himself tbch
>>66484286
The fucking spice will be off the chart
>>66484292
no fuck off this card is based
>>66484278
Can't see it happening, unless he works his ass off on his ground game, and even then ...
At 155 he might have had a chance, but at 170 ...
>>66484303
Oh right
>>66484286
I just won't be able to enjoy Conors banter this time because he got his ass beat fair and square
He's just going to keep talking shit and it'll just be frustrating desu
>>66484287
he has lost twice trying to get to the top 5 at HW, and has a boring fight style
basically better to have magomedov and nelson then rosholt.
>>66484267
Literally the blueprint to beat a Diaz, but no.. lemme throw dat lef ook
To be honest, I'm going to be disappointment if they don't book Lawler for 200.
>>66484083
How does he get this shit even after he got booted by Dana?
>>66484267
Range is even scarier when you give up a leg. Conor will die again.
>Aldo, Conor, Frankie in the same area
>>66484292
Results are way to obvious, Aldo, RDA, Hendricks are all obvious picks
>>66484332
Isn't Aldo co-main and Conor main? Can't have Lawler on that card surely
It completely rules out GSP coming back to fight for the belt, so he'll almost certainly be making the MSG card
>>66484335
maybe someone at fox still likes him and is throwing him tips on the dl. That or he has a good relationship with managers
>>66484347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KSiyaqnZYs
>>66484335
He has a deal with Joey Diaz, where Joey will leak info in exchange for Ariel to finger his bum with his big nose.
>>66484349
Fuck that, Edgar vs Aldo better not be co-main, that better be the first fight on the main card
>>66484374
why tho
>>66484083
>that many (You)s
T-t-thank you guys
>>66484349
Also vs Edgar won't be comain. Either Miesha vs holly II or Robbie vs Condit II wil be comain I think.
>>66484083
>Aldo reverts to WEC Aldo after getting embarrassed by McGoober
>becomes first to heem Edgar
>Prime McGoober vs WEC Aldo 2.0
>Aldo heems the living shit out of McGoober
>moves up
>beats Khabib to win 155lb belt
>Aldo retires two division champ
>>66484382
Because I want Lawler!!!!!
>>66484374
Shut up
Nate went from +170 to Even money in 24 hours
kneejerk reaction? Vegas trap?
STOCKON MOTHERFUCKER
WHAT
>>66484396
>Robbie vs Condit 2
LOL, condit got his ass wooped for 5 rounds, he's never touching that belt
These posters are dank
Post yfw Aldo pulls out
OH SHIT MARK COLEMAN VS BROCK LESNAR JUST ANNOUNCED ON UFC TONIGHT
>>66484408
>here's your (you)
>>66484428
R.I.P in peace Mark. No one can survive >dat F-5
>>66484424
If he does I want Holloway in there
>>66484398
>Beats Khabib
>McGoober using Aldo to eliminate Edgar from the title chase
smart man, smart man
>>66484434
MEME
>>66484455
Nigger Edgar is going to delete Aldos life
>>66484449
>implying Aldo doesn't feast on wrestlers
>>66484434
>I am not talented
correct
>I am onsessed
also correct
Wait, were those supposed to be good things?
>>66484434
>I am not talented
>>66481116
lol real fite fans shit on him anyways. Boring af, go back to the circuit and kill off suckier heavyweights so they don't make it to UFC.
>>66484472
not really
>>66484472
>Nigger
lol enjoy your ban
>>66484434
read that as alienvision
>>66484455
You think this will be a new trend for champions?
Move up in weight class, lose to a top 10 guy, get a rematch and get the two top contenders in your division to fight each other so you can avoid one of them.
>>66484472
Nope, I legit think Aldo is going to annihilate him this time around.
>>66484485
>implying i'm not black
>July is in 4 months
>>66481645
This is me and my bros favorite movie since forever. Not because it is a masterpiece of cinema, but because it is badass as fuck. Just watch it /heem/ bros, bretty good (especially if you smoke weed too)
>IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW IT'S WHAT YOU CAN PROVE IN COURT
>>66484514
I think you'd be surprised
>>66484521
Paul Daley?
>>66484506
I don't think so, I think it just works it's self out perfectly in this scenario. McGregor, fluke or not, knocked out Aldo so he knows he can win that matchup and it's more favorable while Edgar has a nightmarish stylistic matchup with McGregor(not unbeatable, but Edgar has the tools to tool McGregor) and McGregor knows that Aldo can beat Edgar.
>>66484525
ufc 197 198 199 are literally better
>will forever be #2 in every division you fight in despite being the "most athletic" fighter ever.
>>66484536
I liked it until the end. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking with that ending.
>>66484536
>(especially if you smoke weed too)
Thanks for warning us your opinion is trash.
>>66484521
oh... in that case, carry on
>>66484542
Could be, but Aldo pre-McGregor was unbeatable and Edgar post-Aldo has been unstoppable so I really don't know how to predict this one I'm just feeling that Aldo is going to try and prove a point.
>>66484554
Damn, DC looks different with hair
>>66484525
>>66484553 on top of that theres at least an event next weekend then Tony Khabib the week after to lead up to 197. We just have to make it through one more week of DiCk posting.
>>66484577
>Aldo pre-McGregor was unbeatable
Yeah but I'm pretty sure his war with Mendes did him more bad that we thought at the time
Shit was intense
>>66484593
That it was, we know it affected Mendes and this will give us a gauge on Aldo now. Top 5 UFC fight all time imo.
>inb4 they jack up the price for UFC 200
>It's a Mighty Mouse headlines another PPV because fights fall through episode
>>66484356
kek
How based is Ariel?
>>66482740
>Let's say, hypothetically, this trend of UFC stars getting beat continues, and Jon Jones gets heemed by DC.
It's not the star that gets beat, it's the fighter in the black reebok shorts.
Jon Jones isn't the champ anymore; DC is in the black.
>>66484626
>tfw BT Sports
>>66484635
>It's a 2500 buyrate episode
>>66481274
>not 2010
Cuck detected
>if Edgar is champion by the end of 2016, he will have beaten BJ Penn, Cub Swanson, Urijah Faber, Chad Mendes, Jose Aldo, and Conor McGregor in a row
Would this make him the GOAT?
>>66484652
>tfw PPV starts at 7pm
>>66484652
>all those betting ads
where do i pay the 100 bucks
>>66484673
>tfw no BT Sports and PPV starts at 4am
ffs
>>66484680
nigger, he would be a 2 division champ
>its a Jon Jones ruins another PPV episode
>>66484692
>implying he's not taking the Heavyweight belt next
Stupidest rematches in UFC history
>Nate vs Conor 2
>Penn vs Edgar 3
>Henderson vs Vitor 3
>Camozzi vs Jacare 2
what else?
>>66484536
I liked the movie a lot too. But as >>66484561
Said that ending. I wanted Butler to fuck everyone up.
>>66484704
Are you of stupid man?
>>66484715
Tito/Ken II & III
>>66484665
I think he will, but he won't be goat till he tests his speed and technical superiority over the 135 division.
he will be the 3 division champ.
>>66484735
If Frankie made 135, that would be fucking terrifying for the other 135ers.
>>66484735
>>66484745
>mfw Frankie is the only fighter that could have had a realistic shot at being a 3 division champ
>conor fighting at 170
who's ready for two breakfast conor to return?
>>66484745
he made 140 and out everything'd faber in everything, adn was fucking faster then a ranked BW...
>UFC 200
>>66484773
I'm not
How can you get behind his memes when he got his ass beat by the guy once already
UFC 200
Welterweight bout: Conor McGregor v Nate Diaz
Featherweight bout for Interim title: Frankie Edgar v Jose Aldo
Heavyweight bout: Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
Middleweight bout: Gegard Mousasi vs. Derek Brunson
Welterweight bout: Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Lightweight bout: Joe Lauzon vs. Diego Sanchez
pretty damn spicy card lads
>>66484773
He'll need a cut to be anywhere close to as big as Diaz.
Three breakfasts minimum.
>>66484773
How has this guy's hairline withstood this shit?
Its like a miracle.
>>66484787
Gomi vs Jim Miller too
>>66484715
Cain vs Werdum when it was announced, thank god it got cancelled, that was beyond fucktarded.
Wake me up.
>>66484787
Things that are not spicy:
>rematches
>Cain getting injured
>Derek Brunson
>>66484787
not good enough for UFC 200 though holy fuck bud
one title fight?
UFC 194 had more title fights bud
I'm a bit offended about this card bud
>>66484787
Weak main event
>>66484808
true that was bad, and now Cain gets matched up with Browne kek, also
>Cain vs Bigfoot 2
>>66484815
>muh titles
fuck off casual
>>66484815
this desu, as a card it's fine, pretty good actually. For 200 though? Weak af
>>66484787
There is absolutely no way Lawler won't be on the card
Lawler-Condit 2 comain
cap this
Just curious
http://strawpoll.me/7232950
>>66484837
lol Lawler is being held back for Nick's return, nobody cares about Condit
>>66484837
If Lawler's on the card I'm more than happy with it. He is my boy.
>>66484837
Lawler vs GSP headline, only thing that can save this card
>>66484773
What's this guy's name again?
>>66484822
you FOOL shut man ... please
>>66484854
>Lawler is being held back for Nick
Oh, I can't wait for Nick to get 50-45'd then complain that Robbie knew all his moves and must have been spying on his camp.
>>66484841
For now 198, but we have to keep in mind 200 is far from complete
>John Cena hosting American Grit
wtf what about mandrama
>>66484773
>a hobbit eating second breakfast
>>66484827
Buddy lol you're calling me the casual?
It's UFC 200 and the only title in buddy's post is the title that has been vacated.
UFC 200 should be
>GSP vs Conor McGregor
>RDA vs Lawler
just to start off with
fuck you bud
>>66484828
Yeah man, you get it. I have a feeling the UFC is going to go "well, 98% of the people that consider buying a UFC card already get Conor's cards, so just put him on it and we'll phone it in"
>>66484875
Nick would kill him again.
>>66484879
Cena is hurt and out of action for a few months
>>66484837
>Lawler-Condit 2
nobody wants to see that shit again
>>66484841
Robbie can save this card.
>UFC 198
I guess Hues deserved an amazing card after all those piece of shit TUF finales and fight nights the UFC has given them
>>66484867
rich piana
>>66484895
Nah, but not really.
Will Conor/Nate 2 actually be bigger? People have seen the fight already, I don't see where the draw for casuals is
>>66484914
casual conair dick suckers watching in hope that they can continue to suck con's dick
>>66484914
I'm not sure exactly. Unless they get GSP on the card I don't see it breaking any records.
>Bisping mocking Conor
>That Irish accent
Lmao what a lad
>>66484898
Robbie is a great fighter vs fighters that have incredible heart. His opponent is important. That's why him vs Hendricks 7 sucked.
>>66484914
It's gonna break 2 million buys
>>66484888
>Le inability to cut off the cage and defend the takedown man winning anything
>Still mad about Carlos not standing in the pocket with his hands behind his back so Nick could "engage him"
>Getting out struck by fucking GSP 2:1
>Losing to a 84 year old Anderson Silva
>Last win was in 2011 against the bloated corpse of Jay Dee Penn.
Nate is the only shot a Diaz brother has at greatness.
>>66484914
The draw for casuals is "Conor's revenge"
>>66484938
your opinions are memes
Nick is stylistically a nightmare fight for Lawler. He was in 2004, and he is today. Sorry.
>>66484938
Styles make fights you scrub.
Nick would murderfuck Robbie who starts even slower these days.
http://strawpoll.me/7233044
>>66484787
>>66484811
>INTERIM FEATHERWEIGHT TITLE
CANT WAKE UP
>>66484949
>>66484965
>2011
>B
>J
>Penn
Guys, UFC @ MSG is the real money card
Weidman (c) vs Rockhold III
,McGregor (c) vs Edgar (ic)
Jones (c) vs Johnson
>>66484899
>Rob Font
rest easy mate
>>66484972
shut the fuck up you low-lvl shitposter thanks
>>66484967
Ridiculous isn't it
UFC 200: Meh
I hope for some reason Nate vs Conor is cancelled
anyone want to start a petition to change the UFC 200 Main Event?
I'm sure through the UG and Sherdog we can get a lot of signatures
So boys, I just realized there are poetry contests online and the poems that win don't even seem that good.
I'm going to enter one, I'm going to win, and I'm going to try my fuckin damnedest to shoehorn a heem reference into the poem. For you.
>>66484996
kill yourself
>>66484787
Would be a damn good regular card, but pretty underwhelming for a flagpole event.
>dc will never suck your dick
>>66484987
Yup.
>>66484787
Card looks pretty weak actually. Back in the day this would be a average PPV.
>Keeping the belt on Conor just so you can call him a champ even though he doesn't fight at the weight class.
Anti-wew.
not only a rematch, but at 170 again lmao
if goobs wins he looks like a genius, and if he loses he looks like a moron. cannot fucking wait for mcbedded
How accurate is this description of McGoober
this uf 200 is ridiculous. dana white is a fucking retard
I don't have any problem with how the card is shaping up. Will probably be a lot of fun.
>>66485007
If Nate had said to himself "I am TKOing you" and not decided to go for a submission when he got the full mount, Conor would have been in a world of agony.
I hope he does that this time. In fact, I hope the fight stays on the feet this time. Conor shooting for a takedown was probably the most desperate attempt at not getting KO'd that I've ever seen.
>>66485013
Goobs got them by the balls, if he loses again he will just get another rematch
>>66485026
Ok there Mr. Reddit meme Casual cuck feminazi SJW penis slurpy , youve been watching mma for 8 months congrats bro
>>66485032
>>66485044
>when you pass out drunk in your buddies house
>>66485010
it's a bad description because he is 100% a potato
>>66484347
Only time that midgets will ever have to have lots of security present to stop them from brawling
UFC 200 sucks
are you guys excited to see him fighting on ufc 198? will he get a title fight after?
>>66484973
>anyone headlining the MSG card over Jones(if he is let off)
If Jon gets off free tomorrow and wins his belt back, he's got the ME slot locked in.
>>66485028
Without that TD, Conor was going to be taking a nap.
>>66485084
Not at all. That fight is going to lead to the UFC being banned again after Smith gets her skull beaten in.
>>66485113
He would have survived if he just ran away.
>Dana White: Win, lose or draw, Conor McGregor will go back to 145 to defend his title after Diaz rematch.
so no matter what happens in the goobs/diaz rematch, goobs will be fighting the aldo/edgar winner in his next fight
>yfw UFC 198 is more stacked than UFC 200
>yfw UFC 198 is in Brazil and therefor everyone on the card will be able to juice
>>66485130
>running away while rocked
>from a Diaz brother
You would have a better chance of surviving a crocodile's death roll than that.
>>66484787
Edgar vs Aldo
>American "mechanical engineer" struggling to use the internet
>American "education"
Maybe he was at a Cultural Appropriation rally instead of studying
>>66485143
TWO BREAKFASTS
Aldo will massacre Edgar. Nate will win a war with Conor. Conor will win a comfortable, but competitive fight with Aldo in rematch.
>>66485164
>Irish flag
go the fuck on somewhere you fucking faggot, Diaz is making vodka out of your country's most prized spud
>>66485143
>Conor refused
If Dana had any balls he should have just said tough shit, you're fighting at 145.
>>66484419
The UFC needs to fire everyone in their poster department...
How do you spell surprised wrong?
> Surpised
>>66485187
145 is harder to promote for the UFC so they literally don't give a fuck
>Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
-.- , this will end in the first round by murder.
>Gegard Mousasi vs. Derek Brunson
forgot who this Brunson guy is...
>Johny Hendricks vs. KelvinGastelum
this should also be better
>Connor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz
....
Lauzon and Sanchez should be a fun fight, and Frenkie vs. Aldo also. Why Dana White hates Edgar :/ ?
>>66485163
It's actually quite easy. It's not like he was Maynard rocked where he didn't know where he was, he was just hurt but had his wits.
>>66485179
>Aldo kills Conor in 14 seconds
>trilogy fight where the two guys have yet to even spend 1 full minute in the cage together
>>66485183
edgy/10
>>66485189
lmao i just noticed that
what kind of amateurs do they have in their art department
>>66485179
I think Edgar has a much better shot at beating Aldo this time around, Aldo is gunna have PTSD after getting KO'd so bad
NEW THREAD:
>>66485210
>>66485210
>>66485210
>>66485210
>>66485194
145 is harder to promote with anyone but Conor, but it doesn't really matter what division as long as Conor is there.
>>66485183
implying im irish you yankee double cheesburger
>>66485167
>Mexico
>>66481248
Irish people are dumb as fuck when it comes to banter.
Brock's set for life. Doesn't need to whore himself like your cock slave McGregor.
Why do you think Brock can just decide to fuck off back to his farm at a moment's notice?
Love him or hate him, he's set for life.
>>66481546
>>66481546
Dan Margolitalolita is such a shit ref.
Second only to Herb "Shill" Dean.
>>66482033
God damn it man.
McGregor is an easy win for GSP but he should definitely just retire on top.
Don't turn into Silva, Shogun or Penn.
>>66484449
Aldo has a better chance against Khabib than RDA
![Brock-Lesnar[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RKVxlHd.png "Brock-Lesnar[1]")
