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news: mcgoof vs diaz II announced for ufc 200
first for Aldo!!!
and this piece of shit fight will be the main fight of 200? kek
>I'M NOT SURPISED MOTHERFUCKERS
UFC should stop letting interns be in charge of making posters.
>>66485247
why? what's wrong with having that on the poster
>>66485252
Why? I like it.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/30/11334934/da-will-recommend-curfew-anger-management-course-for-jon-jones
>no "STOP FUCKING DRIVING" stipulation
>>66485252
desu I'm surpised you find nothing wrong
in for neetrex and heemraps
> Not surpised motherfuckers
>>66485262
He's just going to fuck it up again
Will it be at the same weight class as the last one?
will nate be suprised this time motherfuckers ?
How many are y'all getting?
>>66485312
no, conors boxing will not better than the last time, and he also can't learn how to wrestle in such a short time period.
>neetrex vs evan dunham
wew lads, i guess dana browses heem huh
>>66485210
Do they want Conor to lose two straight? you would figure the UFC would give him a couple of fights before this one.
>>66485344
Someone edit this and put
>Deleted chin
Across his forehead
>>66485210
I can't wait the memed out edits to start flowing.
Make it happen lads.
>>66485344
So stupid
>>66485344
cringe
>>66485312
>Thinking Goobs will somehow become a sharp boxer overnight.
>Thinking Nate will be worse with a full camp instead of 11 days.
>Thinking Goobs can earn a BBJ Black Belt in a few months.
No you fucking paddy nigger.
Now go boil another potato.
>>66485303
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/30/11334934/da-will-recommend-curfew-anger-management-course-for-jon-jones
yep, it's at welterweight.
>>66485355
Or just a subtle 'deleted' across his chin which is left open
>>66485266
>vatican
battle priests in the octagon when
>at welterweight
what the fuck are you thinking Mcgoobs.
>>66485376
and 13 seconds some where
>>66485373
Cheers
>people think diaz won't get absolutely mauled by vengeful conor
>>66485376
yeah, that would be very subtle. or tinny poster of arlovski vs overeem over aldos chin
pick a random number from 1 to 309
>>66485399
>vengeful conor
>>66485403
>overeem v arlovski
too subtle.
Cyborg is going to USADA'd and rekt by any top 3 WBW the UFC puts her up against
>>66485410
69 :^)
>>66485410
209
>>66485423
>meisha beating cyborg
haha holy fuck
so i told dana and lorenzo to make a rematch between conor and nate
they actually did it, the absolute madmen
>conor is delusional enough that he wants to get a lucky win vs a lightweight then fight a former champion "goat" ww
fucking delusional shekel chasing potatonigger
So UFC 200 so far is
Champ Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz – non-title bout
Jose Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar – for interim featherweight title
Travis Browne vs. Cain Velasquez
Derek Brunson vs. Gegard Mousasi
Joe Lauzon vs. Diego Sanchez
Kelvin Gastelum vs Johnny Hendricks
UFC 200 won't even have a fucking title fight.
>>66485399
>vengeful conor
>motivated bj
>sea level cain
Sure thing cuck.
>>66485440
the rematch makes sense
there's nothing madmen about it
>>66485451
Don't forget CM Punk vs BJ Penn
>>66485385
thingken about mewvnment
>>66485451
Cain, Mousasi and Hendricks should have better oponents.
>>66485451
Lawler and RDA don't have fights scheduled
Lawler will be on UFC 200
>>66485410
(Y0U)
UFC 200
Which fights gets cancelled from injury?
>McGregor loses
>another consecutive hit to his stock
>Dana on suicide watch
>cucked and forced to fight at 145 against Aldo again (kek) or Edgar
>McGregor wins
>100,000% ensures McGregor vs Diaz 3 at some point
>would get hype started for him going into his next featherweight fight (assuming he can make weight)
>interim featherweight title fight at least assures we know who Conor's next opponent will be, so we'll know the match up the same night
Either way lmao
>implying conor lets himself get taken down again
its over, diaz is finished
>>66485466
Can't wait for Cain to heem the future Rhonda babies out of browne
>>66485344
>my feet hurt
>Conor isn't going back to FW ever
>Frankie is gonna get easy money after he USADA's smooth,soft Aldo
>GSP not coming back for 200
>tfw conrad absolutely heems nate in under 30 seconds with dat left hand
>>66485372
>Being this anally penetrated. Kek
Your only contribution to the world was GSP. At this point you can heem yourself by injecting Maple syrup.
>>66485480
browne will be beaten like SIlva was, oh well, it will be fun.
>>66485475
>implying Cain "Glass body" Velasquez will ever be healthy enough to fight in the UFC again
>tfw gonna suck Jon's dick
>>66485344
>7-1
>13 seconds
>over reached
>hue
>deleted
>where does my forehead start
>walking in mcgregor wonderlands
Shit writes it self m8
>>66485478
Nate cheated anyway... Punching McGregor on the ground? Nasty, nasty guy.
And where was the ref while this all was happening???
>>66485509
Damn, they looked so young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxYSleOX6c
>>66485512
Why did the ref even let diaz choke conor anyways? someone could get seriously hurt from that shit
>>66485478
Conor took Nate down, dumb casual
>>66485439
>Miesha beating Holly
Hahaha
>>66485523
I KNOW! Could've broke somethin desu
>>66485531
I know he did stupid, Conor Is going to try and completely avoid the ground altogether if he even wants a chance at winning
>>66485458
No it doesnt, especialy not the 200 headliner
>conrad heemsnate at 200
>conrad heems nate in the rubber match at 204
>conrad heems nick at 209
2017 IS THE END OF THE STOCKTON DIVISION IT IS DEAD IN THE WATER THEN IT IS ON TO THE STUCK IN THE MUD CANADIAN HUGGING DIVISION
>>66485458
Your an egg.
>>66485549
No, you didnt you fucking retard. You literally said Nate took him down
>>66485549
Conor tried standing and turned into a wrestler after too many 1-2's from Nate.
cant wait to see aldo tho. aldo literally destroys edgar, or aldo becomes new Barao and gets literally destroyed by frenkie?
>>66485558
Were you the guy who told me Conor could beat Luke Rockhold?
>>66485540
I thought meisha could beat holly. But Cyborg will fucking ruin her.
>>66485550
the rematch is the money fight you cuck
The only thing bigger than Conor as a headlner would have to be GSP vs. Lawler
Who /fullcampnate/ here?
>>66485550
>No it doesnt
nice argument
i'm not talking about what card it's on or where on that card it takes place btw, i'm just saying the rematch makes sense
>McGregor gasses and gets taken down by a full camp Diaz
>gets subbed in the 2nd round again
>forced to fight the winner of Aldo vs Edgar 2 (Edgar)
>gets taken down and submitted
>McGregor has now lost 3 fights in a row and has been relegated to a spot as a top 5 lightweight
>yfw you will live to see this transformation take place
>>66485565
>I said one thing in a shitpost so that must mean thats all I know
wew lad you're fucking retarded
>>66485558
>>66485574
Oh look, they're back
>>66485587
It makes no sense outside of a business perspective. UFC is a joke, always saying how they want mma to be a mainstream sport yet they do stupid shit like this
>>66485491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5PVm0ohRGs
>>66485568
I hope Frankie destroys him and Aldo passes away in the ambulance
lads...
this headline fight is fucking awful. I want to see a championship fight, there isn't even a fucking int. title on the line. They should have forced conor to vacate his belt. God damn i'm unhappy as fuck about this card.
>>66485591
Thats literally what you said you stupid fuck. Stop backtracking
WEW LADS I'M SEEING A LOT OF RARE FLAGS ALL OF A SUDDEN
>>66485587
>yes it does!!!!
Good argument.
>>66485612
Who cares about you?
>>66485609
lithliterallycucked vs ?
>>66485613
>implying conor lets himself get taken down again
>conor took nate down you dumb casual
>I know he did stupid
>B-B-B-BUT U JUST SAID CONOR LEL ELELEL FUCKING RETARD
holy shit get trolled kid, im not even trying
>>66485638
I care about him
>>66485570
>>66485648
Go kill yourself. You literally said Conor was taken down
>>66485612
why? like number '200' means anything, it will be a awesome card. and also we have 198. what do you want? who gives a fuck about anniversaries anyways
>>66485600
>>66485587
Conor still wants the 155 belt. Nate undeniably took the title shot that goobz had secured for himself. Beating nate would re-secure that title shot.
It also makes financial sense. Literally nothing about the rematch doesn't make sense. You're just a cuck.
>>66485662
>i take obvious shitposts seriously
kill yourself newfag
>>66485664
>like number '200' means anything
Uhmm, they've been hyping this shit for a long time, it means something.
>>66485609
>too pussy to post face and bod
what a fag estonia is
>>66485664
> why? like number '200' means anything
Exactly.
> disappointed that a meme event number is headlined by a meme fight.
>>66485672
>Defending a literal do-over fight.
I bet you will let your future wifes ex-lover have do-overs too you fucking barbecuck.
>>66485673
Nice backtracking, again, autismo
You're a casual that doesnt know what he's talking about. Admit it and move on
>>66485638
No one cares about me.
>>66485672
He is fighting a lightweight journeyman at 170 lbs.
It makes no sense at all, shut the fuck up.
>>66485688
Do-over fights sometimes yield different results that prove the first fight was a fluke.
DC vs JJ press conference
>>66485638
quit bullying my friend
>>66485694
I care about you anon
>>66485689
the only one backtracking here is you newfag
once again, kill yourself
>post is not only wrong, it has a meme in it
>BETTER TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ON MY 4CHINS
go stick your head in a blender kid
>>66485700
Who gives a fuck. Conor lost fair and square and it wasnt even a title fight or particularly good fight. And its an immediate rematch. BORING
>>66485696
>He is fighting a lightweight journeyman at 170 lbs
and?
>>66485700
Ones i can think of are
Brock v mir
Gsp v serra
Machida v shogun
who should jon jones face first in hes HW debut in 2017?
>>66485724
Ruslan Magomedov
>>66485711
>say Nate took Conor down
>call you out
>YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IM JUST TROLLING
Go fucking end your annoying life, autismo
>>66485724
He should face Rakeem and his gang behind bars.
>>66485716
>Conor lost fair and square and it wasnt even a title fight or particularly good fight. And its an immediate rematch. BORING
I disagree. It was a pretty fun fight to watch and it'll sell 1 million+ PPVs.
ur opinion = WGAF
>>66485720
Tell me how the fight makes sense, you tried making the case that he is climbing lightweight rankings but that's not the case. He is fighting at welterweight, against a guy he just got choked out by. It was not a good fight, it was not a competive fight. It was a fight where gregor gassed in 2 rounds against a man who had a 10 day camp.
As I said, the fight only makes sense as a business. As a sport it's pure bullshit.
lads what are some jon jones memes that WONT get you banned?
>>66485722
cain vs jds too
>>66485734
lol buttblasted newfag still buttblasted he got trolled
its ok, no one is going to notice your little shrimp dick :^)
>Diaz vs Mcgregor 2
>welterweight
>Edgar vs Aldo 2
>interim
Zuffa is really on suicide watch
>>66485571
>Hector Lombard is going to ruin Neil Magny
>Jose Aldo is going to ruin Conor McGregor
>Johny Hendricks is going to ruin Stephen Thompson
>>66485734
notice how the other guy that responded to the original post did it in a joking manner and here you are getting all autistic about someone trolling you on the internet LMAO
>>66485745
literally none. mods are cucks
>>66485733
literally imposible, people will want a bigger name. i think cain is great choice, he's smaller HW and real fucking threat
>>66485735
kek
hey guys i just got back from my my wife's son posting ban
are we still doing slam poetry?
>Conor making is inevitable cut to 145 that much harder
he might as well take the Anderson fight at this rate
>>66485744
Both fighters want it. UFC wants it. 1 million+ fans who want it will buy the PPV. Conor still wants to hold multiple belts and beating Nate in a rematch is the next logical step in accomplishing that.
The 10 day camp meme doesn't mean as much as you want it to. The fight was actually pretty spicy, ur just a fag. Rematches sometimes yield different results from the first fight and prove the first fight was a fluke. A division going 7-8 months without a title defense isn't uncommon.
cuck
>Irish flags are back
Well lads, it was fun while it lasted.
>>66485709
thanks friend, I care about you too.
>>66485748
>>66485759
No one cares, go slit your wrists already you worthless fuck
I just told my wife about Edgar vs Aldo for the "interim" belt.
Fuck am I pissed. LikeI am fucking angry about it
>>66485752
Edgar vs Aldo 2 doesnt do it for me, it wont help in hyping another fight either
>>66485745
>>66485760
Fun is not allowed on 4chan. This is and always has been a serious imageboard made for in depth discussion of various interests and hobbies.
Goobie and the Goofs, the cartoon
>Synopsis
The story takes place in the beautiful and magical Seebegee forest, where everyone is happy and peaceful. One day, the forest is invaded by this horrible alien race, the lankies, powerful and deformed ogres fond of evil and sorcery. With his most trusted friends, Goobs enters a quest to save the forest from the cruel monsters.
>Characters
- Goobie, the main character, goku-esque larger than life personality and will do anything to become a better warrior, is a half-lankie but doesn't know
- Gunnie, the protagonist best friend, has opposite personality and set of skills with similar power, the good guy of the crew
- Lobex, the sidekick and comic relief
- General Kav, old retired military, the badass mastermind strategist, self taught in the lanky sorcery art of "jujitz", wears an eyepatch
- Sensei Ido, ghost of an hermit monk that guides the group and teaches them ancient and forgotten wisdom and power
>>66485791
lmao trolled so hard dude
keep replying, I swear you arent mard :^)
>>66485786
I've got to say I'm impressed with the speed they rushed back to /heem/
It's 02:18 kek
>>66485784
Alright, you had 0 arguments.
Goodnight
>>66485802
tl:dr
what do you think about Miočić as a new champion?
>>66485808
Youre pretending to be happy. Im haply. Time to please your failures of parents and shoot yourself
>>66485813
I actually had like 7.
You can just admit that you were wrong and apologize now.
hey guys, amateur heem bro here
do you guys want to fly me out to ref the lithcuck vs estonia fight?
i wont let any funny business go on cuz I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>66485802
Wheres nate. Also add nick, sweet dee, dana, and aldo for good measure
>>66485664
198 is USADA'd
Been looking forward to this shit for six years lad, just fucking sign brock again wew
>>66485832
If I slip you a cheeky 20 can you let estonia take a couple extra punches when he inevitably gets tko'd by lithcuck?
>>66485813
>>66485808
Goddamn you are both loser cucks
>>66485859
Shut the fuck up
>>66485832
we must have a real turnament than, winner of this bout fights against who?
>>66485745
SOONER OR LATER IMMA SUCK THAT JUICY DICK, JON
fuck this. I'm done with this fucking sport. what a piece of shit dana is stupid money hungry kike. doesn't care about shit other than money. Fuck this damn stupid piece of shit sport imo so fucking tired of this bullshit
>>66485797
*checks for nearest KFC*
All those goofs getting upset over 200 thinking that a meme card in Brazil full of 35+ Hues will be better
Maia v Brown and Werdum v Stipe are the only decent fights
>Conor ruins UFC 200
didnt see that one coming 2bh
>>66485883
he looks like he's 18 here wtf
>>66485853
sure i dont see why not
>>66485724
Bubba from D block
I fucking hate all of you
>>66485210
so if Connor wins, rubber match? and then Diaz takes it and ... wtf comes after rubber? plastic? best out of five? seven? into fucking perpetuity if it's as entertaining as their first.
anyways, i don't see Connor winning this fight at 170. maybe 145 with a very depleted Nate.
another thing. am i the only fight fan who doesn't really care about belts? sure, it's a great way to indicate who is the best fighter at the moment (or luckiest), but i really don't mind entertaining fighters taking catchweight fights or fights out of title contention as long as they're good fights. i'd rather see Jones fight against Gustafsson or Rumble before Cormier. that fight sucked.
anyone with me on this?
>>66485894
he's just a boy
>>66485887
you deserve yourself
Will Dong Hyun Kim ever be as good as Dong Hyun Kim?
>>66485899
don't get emotional now
>>66485745
Time to get sneaky.
>>66485887
stupid fags. they say it's better just because its not '200' , in reality, 200 will probably be better and they know it.
>>66485899
You're losing it again, Daniel
What if Diaz losess?
Does he get a emediate rematch with Connor "fast tapp" Mcgregor?
"I see fear in your eyes"
>>66485949
no because Conor will go back down reunify the featherweight and interim title from Frankie (after Frankie dusts aldos crying ass)and then fight diaz again. Unless he vacates the belt which i dont ever see him doing.
Who should Robbie Lawler fight at 200 lads
Aldo's first loss 10 years ago was actually at lightweight.
When Aldo was 7-0, he moved up for a lightweight bout, and just like McGregor, he lost by rear naked choke in the second round.
>>66485949
The only option is McGregor vs Diaz 3
PPV sales = infinite
>>66485949
He gets buried in the desert. Along with nick casino style.
>>66485949
Does he bollocks. If Conor somehow manages to win we get the "OH BUT HE NEEDS TO DEFEND THE BELT RIGHT NOW" and Conor won't ever see him again.
We'll hear Nate grumble a bit hear and there, but the UFC has never been too high on him anyway
>>66485974
>he thinks frankie will beat aldo
>>66485977
lightweight isnt welterweight broski
>>66485976
Nick Diaz
>>66486002
Goob and Nate fighting at WW isnt really WW either
>>66485976
i would like to see wonderboy before he loses
>>66485949
> Post yfw Nate finishes the potato again
>>66485993
It depends on Aldo's state now. His chin may very well have been deleted, or he may have took a strong blow to his confidence.
It may not be the same Aldo anymore
>post yfw Aldo gets heemed again
>>66485926
>and Chael Sonnen
wat
>>66485821
>im haply
>so mad he cant even type right
lmao blown out so fucking hard kid, get trolled
>>66485976
GSP
woodley (though he may be injured)
condit
magny
quick fight after maia/brown or wonderboy/rory (rated this low because it's such a fast turn around)
>>66486014
This desu, pitty the Rory WB fight is so close to 200
>>66486003
Diaz is not unbanned until August unfortunately
>>66485976
nick. condit is a boring cuck fuck him
>>66485912
>wtf comes after rubber?
They reverse the names and start counting again
>>66486040
Bro, you just got trolled hard
>>66486060
lmao youve been getting trolled all night kid
go run and cry to mommy about your shrimp dick
>>66486057
You are an idiot.
>>66486053
that will be equaly exciting match, maybe even better 2bh
>>66486060
>>66486072
Trolls, you just got bro'd large
>>66486072
dude i cannot believe you are falling for this right now
hahahahahahahahahhaha
>>66485491
Nate came off the couch and took that left hand for eight minutes. That fucking Manlet has nothing for a real alpha male like Nate Diaz.
>>66486053
>banned until august for weed
>anderson fought TWICE
wew lads
>>66486080
no (You)
>>66486087
dude stop
>ULTIMATE
>ENTERTAINMENT
>CHAMPIONSHIP
>>66486097
dude you got trolled so fucking hard you are literally laughing at yourself right now fucking lmao
dont cry kid
>>66486121
It's more about the money desu
@danawhite I'm OFFICIALLY boycotting UFC 200
I mean seriously? A Conor-Nate rematch? Frankie-Aldo for an INTERIM belt?
>>66486017
Feelings of joy and happyness i assure you.
Anyway.
So if Connor "fast tapp" Mcgregor pulls a rabit out of his a$$ and by miracle wins yall think he goes against Frankie or Aldo?
Nowaay!!!
What about the dos anjos fight?
Experts already stated that "fast tapp" Mcgregor will not defend his belt. The weigh cuts are to hard even for this guy.
Only when he loses to Diaz he will be forced to defend the title bit he wont fight frankie at 145 they will fight at 150
Has there even been an immediate rematch before for a non title fight where there was a clear winner?
>>66485926
DELETE THIS
>>66486126
guys, this kid thinks im getting trolled when hes getting trolled
>>66485700
I bet you're not clamouring for Aldo vs Mecgregor 2: electric boogaloo, are you you fucking mong
post yfw heem is full of casuals
>>66486157
>calling for homies help like a scared little kid
yeah, you got trolled fucking hard
How many people here train BJJ in the GI at least 3 times a week?
>>66486175
damn bro i didnt mean to troll you so much haha muh bad
>>66486170
I'd heem you on 2 days notice
>Nate is a natural 155er
>>66486182
its ok bruh you got trolled so hard you're insane from it, i pity you for real now
>>66486176
30 bananas a day, MINIMUM
alright
>>66486017
I'm not suprised motherf#cker!!!
>>66486192
>can-or is a natural 145
>>66486194
chill chill chill ill lay of you 4 now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXrc8ZPSx68
Who/heem/mu/sic here?
UFC is going to put something in Nate's water to sabotage his titanium stamina. I expect anything from these people now. They just had to make sure that Conor wins before they booked this rematch.
>>66486165
The result of that fight wasn't a fluke.
>>66486237
desu lorenzo will just hook conor up with some premium gas and he'll walk into the cage like a young gorilla after eating 30 bananas
>>66486220
sike nigga u thought i was done trollin u ahahaha get fucking trolled kid
me: 10101010101010011001010101010101
u: fucking zero LMAO
>>66486215
Are you crazy!?
Connor natural 145??
Does this image look natural to you?
Connor most likely a natural 150/155
>>66485784
>>66485784
Buddy, the "10 day camp meme" is probably the most important aspect of the rematch and you're a gigantic faggot casual if you don't agree lol
>>66486215
If they had a 165 division Diaz would probably be in that desu
>>66486238
How can you possibly say that that fight was more of a fluke than Diaz out boxing McGregor and then taking him to his Sunday morning BJJ class?
>>66486272
Whatever weight you can cut too is your weight, pussy
>>66486285
>Anthony Johnson is a natural welterweight
Lol k
Does UFC 200 have a better card than Wrestlemania?
Diaz outskilled him standing up and tapped him when he turned into a panic wrestler
Aldo was mad, rushed in, and got countered, and he was deflated post USADA
>>66486263
Exactly or something like that. If there is a kind of PED that would level Conor up in terms of stamina, they will overlook it for sure.
>>66486281
Because Aldo was a featherweight, not a welterweight.
>>66486298
Did he make weight?
Heem yourself.
>>66486308
meant for
>>66486281
>>66486298
Did AJ ever successfully make 170?
>>66486306
Mandrama get the fuck out RRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>66486266
Don't say the "n" word please. My wife's son does not appreciate your use of it. Thank you!
>>66486306
I literally cannot care for any of the matches
>>66486285
More bullshit!
Stop waisting grown people's time.
Go back to school and educate yourself.
I feel sorry for your mother!
>>66486012
Its definitely welterweight. Especially when u consider Aldo never fought higher than 155 at his highest let alone near 170. Its a terrible comparison. 2 weight classes isn't the same as one
Why are there so many shitkants on here as of late?
I swear only since post 194 it's gotten to these levels in between fight nights
>>66486365
>literally
>figuratively
>>66486306
>wrestlemania
>it's a press conference with a majority of translators
>>66486394
Hell in a cell Taker vs Shane McMahon will be lit cuz
>>66486391
I've been trying bruh, it just doesn't happen
>>66486306
100% yes. I will be watching for my man Shane O'Mac vs Taker because it will be some fucking insanity.Even at near 46 he's still a crazy fuck.
What rabbit tri k will this cheating bastard pull out of his a$$ this time?
Anymore tricks, talks or b4 the vell punches?
How is this cheater gonna sell the fight?
Is "fast tapp" Mcgregor gonna try to get into Diaz is head? (Lol)
>>66486451
>Even with a pre fight punch he couldn't beat him
This time I guarantee he'll have to use a weapon. He'll probably come in with a sack of potatoes to throw
>>66486316
Nate Diaz is not a welterweight you fucking casual. That's his brother Nick.
Nate Diaz hasn't fought an actual welterweight since early 2011, where he was brutally BTFO by a real welterweight. For comparison, that was only a couple of months after Goob got choked out by Duffy.
>yfw conor beats nate in the rematch
>>66486489
Nick is a Middleweight. Nate had to cut weight to make 170, Conor didn't.
>>66486374
Do you know how much these guys would weight on fight night if they were having a fight at lightweight? I'll give you a hint: it's exactly the same as the 168 and 169 lbs they weighed when they fought at """"welterweight""""
>>66486436
>Shane McMahon vs The Undertaker
They're still in WWE?
I used to watch it like 18 years ago and they were two of the main characters then. With all the injuries everyone keeps saying that CM Punk got in pro wrestling, how the fuck do these guys keep going like that at about 50 years old?
>no cute Dana "fight week, blog week" ever again
Embedded when?
>>66486508
Steroids and painkillers
>>66486508
They're part timers.
>>66486502
Remind me how many fights Nick has had at 185 lbs
Anyone buying Polaris this weekend?
>>66486451
>Conor immediately flees for security.
>Nate comes after him
Nate is gonna fuck this paddy up way worse the second time around.
>>66486508
Shane just came back not too long ago
taker will probably wrestle until he dies in the ring desu
>>66486534
His last one which was your criteria for Nate being a Lightweight.
>>66486545
yeah i wanna see if shields fucks up that dude who was talkin shit.
>>66486546
>flees for security.
>just stands there while nate chimps out
jesus conor has haters SHOOK
>>66486508
Shane hasn't wrestled in a few years. Was running businesses in China and apparently making tons of money. But he does it for fun,not free however. Taker wrestles once or twice a year. CM Cuck was/is a skinny fat faggot who jumped off ladders,took chairs to the head,and other shit to be cool.
>>66486534
"I should be fighting at 185. I'm well over 185 right now" - Nick Diaz, 18th December, 2015.
>>66486590
anti-conor fags BTFO
>>66486570
Are you being dense on purpose? Nate is a lightweight. Nick is a welterweight. Nick took a meme fight at 185 for a payday but that doesn't mean that he's a middleweight any more than Conor fighting at 170 means he's actually a welterweight.
>>66486372
haha
>>66486604
old guys get fat, more surprising mma facts at 11
How much do mandrama guys get paid?
I assume CM Punk was a big star for the UFC to make such a big deal about him. Surely it's easier to just do that forever and get paid big money than to spend a few years training and make money for one fight.
>>66486610
Nate is bigger than Conor and had a size advantage at UFC 196. I know Conor reminds you of that one Irish lad that shagged ur mum but it's time for the memes to end.
>>66486632
it's personal for him, he has the fight in him, has to get it out, all that time faking fighting he was curious
>>66486632
has cm punk even had his first ufc fight?
>>66486590
Can't find a source for this anywhere.
>>66486660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uxcgrrylJc
5:00
DANA on the fights at 200
https://youtu.be/wJmV95gVWew
>>66486604
Not running his mouth anymore?
Reminder that high carb, raw vegan diet is the true diet of a true martial artist, and more importantly a true fight fan
30 bananas a day, MINIMUM
>>66486675
Fair enough. Still, being over 185 doesn't disqualify you from being a 170er. Have you seen Johny Hendricks between camps? Weighs as much as Jon Jones
>yfw Conor brought more pro-wrestling fans to the UFC than Brock
>>66486709
>goes to sleep like a champ
nice meme
Tbh Conor should just keep getting money fighting people outside his weight class
After Edgar beats Aldo and Conor loses again whats the percentage chance conor vs egdar happens?
>>66486653
If that's the case then fair play to him. Still don't really care about his fight desu, but takes some balls to quit a good paying job to likely get humiliated.
Frankie-Aldo poster
>>66486750
10%. Conor will never fight Frankie unless they hold the LW and FW belts respectively.
>>66486604
Here you go.
Just to remind yall what happend that night.
"Timing beats speed, precision beats power."
Where are his talks now?
Probly to busy playing "thouch butt in the park with that pony tail guy.
How mad will people be when McGregor main events the first MSG show?
It doesn't matter how many rematches they give to Conor, he's gonna keep losing to Nate until he fires that circus clown Ido Portal, gets real coaches and hires Mike Dolce to sort out his diet. He has some strong training partners such as Makwan and Gunnar but his coaches and dieticians are absolute plebeians.
how do they test if ppl are cheating the IV ban? seems like it wouldnt be too difficult to beat
I'm watching Dillashaw/Cruz on FS1. Cruz is such a point fighting faggot. I really hope Faber can get that finish. I would love if Dom's knee buckled on him and he went down and Faber was able to grab that back and get that RNC win. That would be so fucking good.
BTW I'm drunk. Any Los Angeles area faggots wanna spar me in the alley?
>>66486790
Where have you been for the last 2 weeks?
>>66486776
Here you go.
Just to remind you that Conor has the power to destroy Nate's chin so long as he doesn't gas himself out recklessly.
>>66486727
http://mmajunkie.com/2010/01/nate-diaz-clarifies-weight-cutting-remarks-sees-future-at-lightweight-and-welterweight
"On his way back to trainer/manager Cesar Gracie’s gym Tuesday, Diaz said it would only take him a week to tip the scales at 190 pounds."
> walking around 190lbs a week after a fight
And that's Nate Diaz, not even Nick.
>>66486803
george lockhart is not a pleb la
>>66486764
Did they just write random stuff for Aldo?
>>66486764
what happened to aldo's face?
Fucking intern spelled "surprised" wrong too. Probably Danas goof nephew. I bet he's only got 10 Twitter followers anyway
>>66486764
Wow that fight's happening huh. Kinda lame for Frankie but whatever. That's the fight game. He got gifted a title shot at 145 so this is his penance.
That poster art is ugly as fuck.
>>66486812
on heem lad I never left, I was even replying to that meme Bangladesh flag going on about no Irish flags
>>66486813
DAMN
Nate gets thrown back a solid 2 feet and IMMEDIATELY starts running away. That shot was brutal.
Scared for Nate in the rematch tbqh lads. Vengeful Conor is no joke.
>>66486827
S U R P I S E D
U
R
P
I
S
E
D
>>66486815
And the dude is vegan. That's a lot of vegetable weight.
>>66486813
Nate walked into it. There wasn't much power there senpai. Don't lie to yourself.
>>66486827
Dana's goof nephew cannot be blamed for all of Reebok's spelling errors.
connair is literally a left handed manlet version of hendo. he has nothing if he doesnt get that KO, and we all saw what happened last time
I'm betting 5000 US dollars on Nate in this rematch. I hope the odds are as retarded as they were in the first fight
>8:1 odds that Nate wins by sub
>mfw
>>66486697
Conor's "obsession" seems a bit forced desu, idk why it just seems like he wants to come across like le crazy obsessed man
>>66486863
>There wasn't much power there senpai
Jesus CHRIST these posters are awful
>>66486864
It's really not at all that surpising that they'd fuck up their major announcement in some way. Born eggs.
>>66486813
That punch did hurt the hand of Muhhcgregor more than it did Nate.
Here you go.
Dont forget ok.
>>66486733
lmao you can't believe this
>>66486894
At least Brock defended his belt like a proper champion.
>>66486881
Don't be scared homie.
>>66486909
Reminder that Conor McGregor has never defended any belt he's ever held
Pride posters were GOAT
>>66486813
Nate's momentum accounted for most of the force at that impact
He put his body into a punch and Conor's punch stopped his head, which was moving with his body
He backed off afterwards, but he wasn't wobbling or anything like that and seemed alert the whole time he was doing it
Are any of our slavbros going to Fight Night Zagreb?
>>66486947
Some of them were great. Some were literally cum
>>66486950
Shut up faggot Conor hit him hard and accurately and Nate didnt like it.
Come down to South LA and I'll show you something about boxing.
>>66486947
That looks generic and like something zuffa has already produced for dozens of different cards.
No one gives a fuck about posters because we dont live in a world were the primary form of communication is printed media.
>>66486990
water(boarding)
>>66486990
Ur mum lol
>>66486939
Just look at this guy.
Muhhcgregor is tottaly destroyed.
He shitts bricks out of fear when Diaz arrives.
Muhhcgregor cant even breath propper when he sees Nate walking towards him.
It's over and done.
This lil man will never defend any belt.
After Nate is done manhandling this lil bitch he will hand over the belt to Aldo or Frankie and calls it quits.
He's done.
>>66486990
Pug
http://youtu.be/tY4bpjsYy08
>>66486990
A Horsecock
>>66486990
Damn you are a little faggot. Your friend too yeh
>I dislike Conor McGregor
>>66487024
You going to the euros or ufc 200 lad
r8
>>66487024
did an irishman rape you in real life or something?
>>66487063
6/10, has potential but poor execution
>>66487063
2/10
it's a rematch till I win episode
>>66487020
Incredible the difference between the pride 30 posters. Never knew about that. Christ, American MMA fans are thick
>>66487100
Shut the fuck up
>>66487063
My chad one is better desu
>>66487052
I dont understand what you mean.
>>66487071
Do you know who your father is or do you trust your mom that she been honost about it?
>>66487114
Thanks Dana
>>66487131
sorry some paddyfag raped you at a young age m8
>>66486709
>rousey
>gives 100%
>had about as good of a strategy as conor >proceeds to get destroyed then runs away to become an """""""""actress""""""""""
I know its fun to shit on conor but please dont include ronda to praise her
Nate will win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5hFc8kWRew
Nate Diaz took the fight on 11 days notice and beat Conor via Submission
>>66487253
RDA's shit talk isn't good, it just gets under my skin. Too bad no one can beat him currently aside from glass body khabib
fuck this ufc 198 conference
if you speak both english and portuguese it's pretty much impossible to understand anything that is being said with the translator talking over the guys speaking and the guys speaking talking over the translator
jesus christ
what is conor's excuse going to be after he loses the rematch? he was too efficient with his energy? will he have an energy coach this time?
>>66487338
He's going to parrot his fans and say that winning by submission is for pussies
>>66487320
ALL THESE BRAZILIAN KEKS SPEAK ENGLISH PERFECTLY
>>66487338
he'll just retire.
>Frankie Edgar gets fucked over and has to fight Jose Aldo for scraps
>Meanwhile Conor will get his ass handed to him again
Nice fucking job Dana
>werdum will bring buses of football hooligans to cheer for him
think it's these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAJ03bvgDPs
How devastated will Frankie be when he loses to Aldo again and loses his shot? Honestly if I was him, win or lose, he should just cut a promo after the fight shitting on the entire UFC and say he's leaving for Bellator. Pull some WCW/WWE shit and throw the UFC belt in the trash on TV at a Bellator event and say it's worthless.
>>66486436
>shane is back
wew
is carlito there still?
Just saw the UFC 200 lineup. I've been telling friends for months that the hype was overblown. FN 88 is more stacked. What a joke.
>>66485509
What a shitty fitting suit, lol. Must have been off the rack.
>>66487482
Id still hit it
>>66486589
>that horribld guard from the bald cuck
he needs to get in a gi and come up to seattle desu, very bad
>>66487531
He rocked. Plus Punk placed himself perfectly. Honestly UFC WW's should fear for their lives.
I wonder what the banter between McGregor and Nate will be like. Conor is probably gonna claim that he's the one who decided to make Nate rich, so Nate should be kissing Conors' ass. Or if McGregor has enough audacity he could claim that he was wining the entire fight and busted up Nate really good.
>>66487624
>he was wining the entire fight
I reckon he will do this and it will piss me off to no end
>>66486839
lay off bangbro you goof
>>66487605
is the other guy natty? nice body desu :3
>You will never be this alpha
>>66487390
>Meanwhile Conor will get his ass handed to him again
>>66487624
>tfw he legitimately makes the argument that he submitted him because diaz was going to get knocked out standing up
>>66487658
fuck off faggot, you wanna get btfo again?
>>66487660
B-but Conor was winning earlier in the fight!! That means he pretty much won!
>JON
>JONES
>IM CUMMIN
>>66487660
>>66487624
I think conor is too real to do this. He knows what happened, if he really talks shit like that then he's entering full clown mode.
>>66487671
what ever do you mean
>>66487697
>believing The Secret
>too real
>>66487624
Just remember the list
Money
Power
Bums
Racism
>>66487708
(You)
The best part of this rematch is that win or lose Conor is going back to 145. So if Nate loses, he doesn't have an option for an immediate rematch. Hilarious. Not to mention pitting Aldo and Edgar against each other while Conor wanks off in a weight class he has no business being in.
G'night heem
>>66487697
He's only a little better than trump, hell have to talk shit somehow.
>>66487653
On the gas
>>66487690
I've had enough of heem for today.
>>66487653
Vince would heem Dana , no doubt
So far by far the best fight announced has been Aldo vs Edgar and that's a rematch as well.
>>66487723
Goodnight
wtf was ufc thinking with conor gsp
i cant even imagine the level of wrestlefucking
UFC 200 is a shitty card.
Should be subtitled: Rematches nobody wants
>>66487825
*Gomi-Miller
>>66487857
conors groundgame is very underrated
>>66487890
If they're rematches nobody wants, why will it have the highest PPV buys of all time?
checkmate cuck
Dana said Conor is defending the FW belt regardless of he wins against Diaz or not
>Conor has no ground game
>Conor has amazing BJJ
>>66487930
[citation neeeded]
>>66487956
>believing shekelstien white
wew lad, remember when they said conair will go back to 145 in the postfight conf?
if he wins they are doing the memesp fights
>Conor has a very good ground game but casuals don't understand that
>Nate lost the first round
>ywn have a jolly korean corner
>ywn cuddle with amirkhani
>>66487063
is this you?
>>66488020
> average McGregor fan
Pretty ripped for an average fan. Not bad.
Does Dana approve my room?????
>>66488011
m8
196 had the most PPV buys of all time, 200 has the same main event with a significantly more stacked main card and undercard. plus ufc 200 has been hyped and talked about for over a year now.
>>66488057
somone needs to make an Artem version of this face writing thingy. i would but im actually retarded.
>>66487123
kek nice lad
>>66488064
>Gracie
>Rampage
>Fitch
>Couture
>Ortiz
No
>He has an Irish flag
![3d319234a9222d8c512535904eba640d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EafJPmG.jpg "3d319234a9222d8c512535904eba640d[1]")
>Yo ese you don't like Nate? I bet you like Mack Greghur bitch ass foo
>>66488070
this please
>>66488064
>boxing on the wall
Not a fight fan. Also I'm guessing Van Nuys. I go to CSUN too.Lucky you didn't post your face. I'd heem you if I saw you.
>>66488070
id help you but unfortunately im also retarded
what did conor mean by the nod?
>>66488107
Not Van Nuys bud. But you better not show your face on campus again unless you want me to unleash my banter in front of your chess club friends.
>>66488151
that fadeaway cross is why he is great
>>66488151
Same as Cerrone.
>Yup I'm getting fucked up.
what did nate mean by this?
>>66488187
i wonder if conor's gangster buddies stopped inviting him over after this
>>66488075
I'll heem you in an instant bud
i'm watching wec's lads
can anyone recommend a spicy event to watch?
on 42 now desu
*r*e* lo*o*
>>66488187
poor Conor
>>66488235
forgot pic
>>66488249
he definitely beats megan. how do we save her?
>>66488201
Why do you think he needs a instant salty run back?
>>66488271
i gave your mum a salty run back
Estonia begging for (You)s once again,
But his words are worth less
Than a Japanese yen.
And that's even less than Canuckistan's dollar
Whose words pack more punch than
A Robbery Lawler.
Coming from a Leaf,
This drives the belief,
That Lithcuck will soon
Be high fiving his teeth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B1SDtw8F_Q
>>66485210
SURPISED
>>66488355
based
>>66488404
Soon, bud.
ESTONIA!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU RUN BOY I'M COMIN!
>>66486947
>posting one of the shitty american ones
>>66488355
Nice job, have a (You)
>>66488064
i hate sports fans so much
>>66485412
who dat?
>>66488490
>you're not allowed to have interests
fuck off m8
>he isn't putting it all on conor via 1st round TKO
kek, fucking hell heems
hey nerds. so canda's national sport is hockey and they have nearly 25% of the hockey teams in the nhl and today the last canadian team got eliminated from playoff contention and there's still 2 weeks to go. its been since 1970 since no canadian teams made the playoffs so we're having an old /sp/ night and posting USA over here if you wanna have a bit of fun
>>66488009
>>66488520
>tfw every year I shit on 'nucks fans.
P good feel to not be a nationalistic dongle and just enjoy the dudes you think are decent tbqh famalam.
>2016 is the year of UFC's suicide
>>66488567
Don't count on that m8
The closest thing the UFC has done to killing itself was signing the reebok deal in 2015
ESTONIA!
who /hightest/ here?
ESTONIA!!
JON JONES
>>66487320
Totally.
Fuck that.
>>66488064
what kind of reptile do you have in that terrarium m8?
>>66488490
Top cuck lad
>>66488663
Only the manliest reptile every heemster is required own. A beautiful leopard gecko.
>>66488652
AY YO JON JON
>>66488681
has his tail ever fallen off?
>tfw too poor for a comfy room
;-;
>>66488707
>his
And no her tail will never fall off thanks to her strict diet of Onnit products.
>>66488719
Not a single poster with fight memorabilia.
1/10 would not watch a fight in.
shw: 265
hw: 230
lhw: 200
middleweight: 190
new division: 180
ww: 170
lw: 160
fw: 150
bw: 140
fw: 130
thoughts? the new div champ would be a fight between a mw champ(if he wants, or the next top contender etc.) same with ww.
>>66488749
WW 175
SuperWW 165
>>66488749
cruiserweight at 215 would be good too.
>>66488719
WOW dude you almost have like 80 square feet!
>>66488804
DUDE
TJ-Cruz was the greatest fight of all time. From an entertainment and technical aspect.
You cannot disprove me
>>66488749
thats dumb your literally changing every weight class by 5 lbs and forcing people to move up or down
why not
125
135
145
155
165
175
185
195
205
225-235ish w/e
265
only current wws have to move up or down and some new divisions open up
>>66488749
>dividing the already very shallow HW division
We need height classes
>>66488860
fuck yes Mark Hunt vs Myles Jury
>>66488734
be honest have you ever brought a girl over to your room covered with posters of shirtless dudes, cum stained mirror, and your glowing leopard gecko terrarium in the corner that wanted to fuck you after seeing that place?
>>66488843
they would probably stay in their division by adding five pounds, it will help guys with the cut too
>>66488849
>muh talent
many lhw goys will move up
>>66488825
desu it was a sweet fight
id rather see tj vs cruz 2 over uriah
or mcgregor vs diaz 2
or rockhold vs weidman 2
or whatever other rematches that are on the horizon
*checks his flag*
*checks the new posters*
Yea, I'm not surprised
>>66488874
Done plenty of other stuff in my room but haven't banged in here. The gecko is an excellent conversation piece and ice breaker tho. Yet again I'm not really dealing with classy girls that need to be impressed in the first place.
I think Conor has no proper motivation to win.
Favela guys at least really need that cheque. Conor is fed up and therefore is done.
>>66488896
SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKER
THERE ROUND WINNER AND THERE FIGHTER FIGHTS
>>66488849
no joke I thought the thumbnail was matt serra
NEW: >>66488921
BASED FILTHY WOOO
>>66488906
where do you get all of those posters from anyways
>>66488951
Comes free with a purchase of a fight pass and Onnit bundle.
Memes aside my cable service sends them to me to make sure I buy their ppv
>>66488888
it's more like most talented people at HW will be able to cut to 230, and 230lbs+ will be a fucking horrible division
>>66485330
>Japanese katakana for a TKD Korean dude
>says "nachimuna?" last kana isn't even real
>for once an animaymay reaction image is appropriate
It's nice to see the irish coming to /heem/ again
>>66486298
He looks like a literal monster at LHW. I would be scared as fuck to be locked in a cage with him.
>>66489759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mau4W1A9kY0
The real reason why Flashlights are banned in MMA.
http://entimports.com/2016/03/ufc-releases-heavyweight-despite-impressive-6-2-record/
new UFC cut list.
>McGregor claims he runs the fight business
>Gets subbed by diaz
>Both dana and lorenzo advise against a rematch and want him to do a 145 bout
>He wants the diaz rematch
>He gets the diaz rematch
>/heem/s face when you realize McGregor is right.
>>66490535
Yes the UFC must hate this rematch happening.
not even reached bump limit
come on guys, stop with the superfluous threads.
>>66494368
Final post in the thread then
>>66494224
>>66494224
>>66494224
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