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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
NEWS:
>Jared Rosholt gets cut from UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/30/11333094/ufc-releases-jared-rosholt
>Goob-Diaz 2 confirmed UFC 200 main event, Aldo-Edgar for interim featherweight title also confirmed for UFC 200
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/mcgregor-vs-diaz-rematch-set-for-ufc-200-aldo-meets-edgar-for-interim-145-title
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler and RDA don't have fights scheduled yet, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200 card
RDA vs GSP
first for nate
I can heem every here
How many 10 year olds can you heem in 1 minute.
WE
ARE
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3zikOMGLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3zikOMGLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3zikOMGLg
>>66494266
Are you going to Fight Night Zagreb?
>>66494273
all of them, plenty of room in my guillotine.
Guts the co main is RDA vs Lawler
None of them have fights booked
RDA's foot will be fine soon
RDA expressed his wish to fight Robbie
It fits !
is the janny retarded?
he deleted the whole past thread instead of deleting the op picture
ffs
>>66494297
the co-main is aldo vs edgar u goof, it was announced by megan olivi on UFC Tonight, last night.
whyd the nazi mods delete the thread?
>>66494273
5?
Okay but for real now, what are your thoughts on Aldo vs Edgar 2?
Edgar's always looked better in his rematch fights
>Completely dominated Penn in the 2nd fight
>Deleted Maynard's chin and career in the 3rd fight
>Almost beat Bendo in the rematch after clearly losing the first fight
Will it be enough to deal with Aldo?
>>66494283
I'll be picketing outside of the Arena, until Dana is fired, my eyes will never legally watch the UFC
I love it how that Captain Barbarossa is getting literally zero credit for defeating Sage, he's most likely not getting another fight this spring/summer. No interviews, no hype, nothing. Whilst Sage is still on all the posters and shit.
>>66494297
>RDA vs Lawler
>RDA is the first man to hold two belts instead of Conor
>Conor loses to Nate but still gets to fight RDA in the Main event of the MSG show for the WW and LW belt
>Conor is the first man to hold three belts
>>66494322
>whyd the nazi mods delete the thread
"the op is important"
>>66494349
yeah it is hilarious, your one chance at some relevance and you pull it off but then you realise no one gives a shit about you
Be more professional.
hey guys did you know that if the ufc 200 card was actually the ufc 198 card, it would be considered the card of the year?
Hey pussy, are you still here?
How old is the youngest person that could heem everyone in this thread?
>>66494349
hes fighting warlley alves at 198 and hes going to get rekt
>>66494421
I wish they would let me over there so I could spit in your face
MMA just got covered at the national 6 o'clock news for the first time here in Northern Ireland
thank u based mcgregoat
thank u based cholo
>>66494424
Sage Northcutt
the mods are lucky i havnt heemed them yet
>>66494349
Are you forgetting why sage is selling tickets?
Not because hes a great fighter, but because he is athletic, ripped, young and white
>>66494424
Rory's second ever pro fight is up on Fight Pass, his KOTC debut. 16 years of age. Honestly even back then he looks like he could have ruined most grown men. Bas Rutten called him a wolf in sheep clothes.
>>66494348
Oh so in other words you can't afford tickets.
>>66494441
Have you ever met Norman Parke? What's he like?
>>66494473
Careful, croatians will heem people on sight
Thankfully they can only see moving objects and serbs
>>66494441
I hate that shit, honestly. Every time it comes up on ESPN or regular news they say something retarded that makes it clear they have no idea whats going on.
It stifles the popularity of the sport, just like hockey and to a certain extent soccer.
>>66494473
I can't afford to watch young men throw their lives away for 2,500/2,500
>>66494447
>That smooth, silky, oily, strapping muscular body NEEDS to fuck
>>66494503
and women!
>>66494503
How far does 5 grand US dollars get you in croatia?
>>66494503
B-but the UFC has the biggest salaries in the business!
>Zingano vs Pena
>Sage vs Enrique Marin
added to 200
>>66494482
i actually did after the UFC London show where barao fought mcdonald, he was sound. Matt Riddle was drunk as fuck though and told us that GSP and the whole of tri star were on steroids
>>66494503
Minimum base pay is 10/10 with 2.5k reebucks. It's shitty but if you're gonna protest the hueFC then get your numbers right
I hope you faggots are ready for GSP's return to dominance when he wrestlerapes Lawler into an actual living death at UFC 200.
>>66494503
That's WSOF tier for MAIN card fighters, UFC basically 8/8 minimum nowadays
>>66494340
Been wondering the same. If Aldo really was roided in the past, that and the Edgar rematch factor could make all the difference.
Anyway this should be an undisputed title fight. If Conor wants to be a natural lightweight who has to step halfway into the shadow realm to get down to Featherweight and be the Champion and take meaningless fights at Welterweight, then fine, but strip him of the title now and be done with it.
Conor is the FW champion, and Frankie is the #1 contender.
They will both be in the same building, at the same time, on the same card, on the same day....and they're not fighting each other because Connie is a FW champion who should be fighting at lightweight who wants to play welterweight with another lightweight who just pushed his shit in.
If there was ever any illusion that MMA is a """sport""" before, there sure as fuck isn't now.
>>66494521
5 months of average salary
>>66494537
Correct
Wrestling worked well for Hendricks against Lawler
>>66494558
Hendricks won both of those fights and you know it
>>66494414
I'm telling time to get sneaky.
>write shit in pictures
>steak post more
>more raps and poems
>more greentext and dogs
>more fedora posting
>more dick sucking posts
>more banana posting
>more threatening of others posters
>bring back Schaub posting
Make Heem Great Again
>>66494558
>Hendricks off the juice
>good
he's meme tier at best now.
>>66494544
He's literally defending the belt after this fight. Stop whining you priss
Did Janitor literally delete the whole thread because of a lewd pic?
>>66494578
>GSP off the juice
>taps to strikes against Matt Serra
How many losses can Sage take against people like this until the hype fades? And how deep do they hate to dig for cans until it gets embarrassing.
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/sage-northcutt-meets-enrique-marin-at-stacked-ufc-200
>>66494565
it's like gym class soccer where only the last goal counts, only the last round counts
>>66494544
It's bloody ridiculous
>mfw there are people in this thread who believe that Brazilipoos are actually viable contenders post USADA
I can't wait to see Frankie delete that crybaby's chin permanently and send him back to the favelas.
>>66494620
Sage is a fine young man and will do well.
Take your negativity elsewhere
>>66494679
What did he mean by this?
Sage is love
>>66494679
Thanks Sage.
>>66494749
Has Sage photoshopped himself in there?
>>66494679
What did he mean by this, /heem/?
>>66494762
No senpai, you can obviously tell he's hiking in the forest
>>66494280
nice thanks for the heads up
>>66494743
>supporting America's highways by driving on them, which wears them down
If he really wanted to support american highways he should agree to pay higher taxes and stay off the roads completely
Rate my new joke lads:
I have a cousin who finished chemo just a week ago. They got rid 100% of the cancer, which is great news. Me and my mom went to congratulate him. She said to him: "you are so brave for beating cancer". Wow. That little shithead did literally nothing. He just let his parents pay for the chemo and the doctor did the procedures necessary. And the kid gets all the praise while just napping, eating and shitting? Nigga please, it's harder to shitpost on heem than beat cancer.
>>66494798
yeah he was obviously lying and hates america's highways.
why don't you support /heem/ and kill yourself.
>>66494679
lel
is there anyone more squeaky clean than sage in mma?
maybe estonia but he doesnt have a sherdog page yet
>>66494821
Take it easy!
>>66494815
WHERE'S THE JOKE ESTONIA
>>66494815
if i wanted to hear a joke i'd ask for your one rep maxes
>>66494815
Your entire existence is a joke, now fuck off and fight lithkuk
>>66494587
Is he? Maybe they're making Aldo/Frankie for a belt because they know Conrad's not gonna be fighting at 145 anymore, but they want him to be able to walk around with a "belt" for a few more months so he looks good at media events.
Maybe not. Maybe he will fight the winner, who knows? It's still fucking stupid to have an interim title fight on the same night the champion in the goddamn division is fighting.
Colin wants to fight Nate at 170 again? Cool. Vacate your belt.
>>66494837
ayyyyyy
>>66494679
Sage is 100% a virgin.
>>66494821
You're losing it again, Daniel
what was he thinking at that moment?
>>66494894
Come on now. Hasn't he been dating some cheerleader?
Post your boy
>>66494881
>you will never be the situation
feels bad senpai. if he wanted to hed be lhw champ right now
>>66494905
I've made a huge mistake.
>>66494905
grunts and monkey noises
>>66494909
He's a good Christian, doesn't believe in premarital sex.
![el_cucuy_by_michaelbittick-d6w628k[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3TLILty.jpg "el cucuy by michaelbittick-d6w628k[1]")
>>66494911
>>66494905
"I should have never taken off my fofao costume"
>>66494905
I have an ugly ass wife
what is a good weight of dumbell to lift lads im a manlet and i want to heem everyone in this thread within the year what weight do i start at
>>66494911
HE MIGHT BE A MAN
BUT TO ME HE'S STILL COWBOY
>>66494909
There's no way, dude. There's no way. Can you honestly picture Sage with a woman? Only way I can even kind of do it is if his dad is also in the room giving him instruction while he's having at her.
>>66494322
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Tyler-Freeland-22529
look at the height of this new bellator fighter
>>66494946
Lift light for best mewvement gains.
>>66494931
ayyyyy
>>66494539
10/10 actually
>>66494946
You're a manlet, it doesn't matter. You'll never heem anyone, and girls will never want to date you.
You should've learned by now.
>>66494946
>dumbbell
you're already completely hopeless, tbqh laddie.
>>66494911
#ANDSTILL
>>66494956
he needs to drop to FLW asap
>>66494974
Good lad
>>66494953
>Can you honestly picture Sage with a woman?
Yes I can, and I have done so numerous times. Unless he literally shuns girls/is gay, there's no way girls haven't at least tried to jump on him, and he's too nice to turn them down.
>>66494956
LEL HIS 3 OPPONANTS HAVE A COMBINED RECORD OF 2 AND 16
FUCKING HOW EASY IS IT TO GET IN LELLATOR
>>66494984
Don't shut up.
>>66494867
That's what Dana said at least
Aldo held that division hostage plenty of times. Conor's earned his gravitas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljCTJM9gMs
Post MMA montages that are actually good
>>66494995
do these guys lose on purpose? are they paid to take dives etc? how can you go 0-7 and not retire if youre not trying to lose
>>66494984
more excuses than the whole brazilian roster
He'll never be champ again
>>66495014
I wouldn't be surprised.
GSP
IS
LITERALLY
COMING
BACK
>>66495002
Dana says a lot of things. Most of them aren't true. At this point, Dana could tell me the sky is blue and I still wouldn't believe him until I looked up. How many times has Dana lied about someone "for sure" getting a title shot next?
>>66495063
Bro
U don't talk about Dana like that
>>66495034
sounds p comfy desu. i wish i could fall asleep so easily.
http://strawpoll.me/7238808
http://strawpoll.me/7238808
http://strawpoll.me/7238808
no mighty meme or mcgoobs because theyd just get all the votes
>>66495034
in 5 hours for the big news right ?
>>66494992
I can see him giving them his goofy "*laugh* thank you so much! That's so flattering!" Then give them some excuse about why he can't because Mr, White and Mr. Silva told him not to.
>>66495023
>>66495023
>>66495023
WHAT THE FUCK?!
ufc needs thiccer ring girls
>>66494905
hello darkness my old friend
>>66495092
That pic was from yesterday. The big news was Conor-Nate, Frankie-Aldo, etc.
>>66495034
*takes picture of her bum*
>>66495087
Just did.
>>66495107
>that crack whore
>>66495023
Thats fake
Right?
>>66495116
u aint a real fite fan my man
>>66495107
Disgusting cholas.
>>66495124
What are you gonna do? Fire me from Fox?
When will someone figure out to mess with Conor's ritual of walking to the middle of the octogon and make gestures?
http://strawpoll.me/7238865
the poll to end all polls
>>66494961
Literally more masculine than Aldo, kek.
>>66495141
They don't need to. They've already figured out to mess with his ritual of having no ground game,
>>66495164
lmao tbqh
post yfw Frankie Edgar loses to Aldo again and has to move to 135 for muh titel shot
>>66495190
>135
nigga what
>>66495190
>Ireland
>>66495190
It's the same face as when Conor loses to Nate again.
>tomorrow
>big news story about GSP coming back to fight Robbie for the title at 200
>Psych! April Fools!
>>66495207
>when Conor loses to Nate again
>>66495197
>hurrr durr no way Frankie could make 135
>w-why is Cyborg ducking Ronda?
so it was just released that holly turned down the cyborg fight in an attempt to get the miesha rematch
jeez someone needs to help holly make her decisions
first she wants to stay busy and fight miesha, then she wants to wait for the big money fight
what a goof
she's no longer MY BABY GIRL
>>66495215
only reason i want gsp back is i know hell get heemed
>>66495107
>ground and pound
kek
Why are eastern europeans so fucking dumb lads?
>>66495226
>>66495232
cyborg is literally going to end rondas career
>>66495232
More for me
>>66495253
communism
>>66495232
Fighting a non title fight instead of waiting for either Tate (being the belt) or Ronda (bringing the easy cash) would be stupid.
If Dana is clever he will promise her the winner of Tate vs. Ronda III and feed her Nunes or Zingano
>>66495259
The USADA will end Cyborg's career before that happens
>>66495253
>implying I am not more enlightened than anyone else on this board
>>66495284
you in particular are dumb as fuck m8
gustafsson will never be champ
>>66495314
battle my IQ, amerifat
136 clinically tested master race right here
>>66495335
"clinically tested" doesn't count when it's a third world clinic
>>66495339
not me
>come home
>see this
What do?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=em7MtB4BwR4
When pulling guard goes wrong.
>>66495373
ask where the coke at
>>66495348
ARE WE MEMEING AGAIN?
ARE WE MEMEING AGAIN JON?
I know what you said to me last thread
>>66495364
>thirld world country
beats your country in every aspect of education since forever
checkmate m8
>>66495373
utilise your reach advantage
>>66495373
his shadow looks like Quasimodo lmao
>>66495390
i think you'd be surprised
>>66495373
Call Nate
>>66495373
Alert Dulles that someone is planning to take over their traffic tower and make a bunch of planes crash.
>>66495382
when is he fighting again? haven't seen him in forever
>>66495373
Slip his left and get his back.
reminder that Jones is a good boy he didnt do anything he's about to get his life back on track he would benefit greatly from some of them programs they have going they should really fund more of them
>>66495335
My IQ is also around 130 but I'm not a giant douchebag with several psychological issues like you.
>>66495395
legit made me kek
>>66495373
ive seen pictures of conor training 100s of times, but i dont think ever ever seen him training actual mma
>>66495373
play touch butt
>>66495395
its got some good reach too
Jones got nailed with 60 hours of community service for revving his engine. You can't explain that.
>>66495471
there are actually two. One memes at SBG and the other trains in a Zuffa sponsored facility with dutch and russian trainers.
>>66495471
Never seen him do cardio either desu
where are the cormier posts lads im getting withdrawal symptoms
>>66495495
He gave the cop dindu attitude. Never give the cop dindu attitude.
>>66495507
Cormier can't post right now cuz he has cake withdrawal symptoms.
>you will never be nick the tooth
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/10/16/9549651/filling-in-the-some-of-the-gaps-on-nick-the-tooth
why lads?
post your walkout tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQzJqXVq3uI
>>66495543
>posting anything besides Bawitdaba
>>66495396
well...
GSP isn't even a top 10 fighter of all time
Debate me
>>66495543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tol8Jodp4yw
Just like blood
In this still life
Heart beats up love
>>66495565
>meme source
>meme rankings
try again
>>66495543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>tfw people are talking about how shitty other countries are.
>>66495577
Jon, you have no idea how badly I want to come over there and suck you off right now
>>66495577
What do you base that on and who do you rank higher
>>66495577
i cant cos youre right
JON JONES
GET YOUR DICK OUT IM SUCKING
>>66495579
literally the best at what you lards value the most as a country
take notes, amerilards
>JON JONES
>NO MATTER WHEN YOU CUM BOY I'M SUCKIN
>>66495668
>Economic Freedom: 13th
>Press Freedom: 11th
>Beer consumption: 4th
holy shit lad you're embarrassing yourself
>>66495668
Tiny low pop meme countrys dont count in rankings, you get propped up by real countries and get to spend all your gdp on social welfare shit
Imaging being so poor that you live in Estonia
rolfmao
>estonia
>>66495722
Shut up paki
does spain count? you fucks
>>66495656
>>66495679
Thanks, doc
>>66495772
yes
>>66495694
out of 194 countries m8, as a formerly OPPRESSED country
>>66495798
>p-p-please respect my c-country
>>66495719
I rest my case
>>66495694
>30th in Human development
>23rd in government corruption index
>31st in prosperity index
>eastern european "countries"
the fact that estonia is a literal shithole means you have to spend every waking hour finding a way to get the fuck out. thats what has driven estonia to be the machine of destruction he is today
if he had a cushy life in a nice country raised on a silver spoon like lithcuck he would be 5'8 right now. he is thankful that his hard life has given him the tools to succeed in HEEM 1
Hey Jon, would you mind getting your penis erect so that i can perform fellatio?
>living in estonia
Sage vs. ricky martin
juliana pena vs. cat
conor vs nate 2
fronkie vs jose
Is this really supposed to be UFC 200? Kinda half-baked desu. All the good matchups seem to have happened already this year
>>66495844
Internet freedom: 1st
State of World Liberty Index: 1st
EF English Proficiency Index: 4th (leading USA by 4 rankings)
>>66495885
it was supposed to be ronda vs cyborg but ronda shit the bed. now it's ufc 200: death of conor's ppv drawing power
>>66495842
oh at least we're first in something !
>A-Am I cool yet Nick? Do I live up to your expectations? Am I Stockton?
>>66495853
this is the post that has convinced me the meme has lost its gleam
>>66495928
enjoy socialism, my friend
your country wont last long 2bh
>>66495947
delet
Let me educate all the fake fight fans here.
Conor/Nate 2 (although it is a disappointing choice of main event) will be a totally different fight then the first one. First of all, the short notice change is bad for both fighters. Everyone who knows anything knows that styles make fights, so while nate had no real camp to speak off, conor had prepared himself for an entirely different opponent. RDA is a kick-boxer with powerful wrestling who was obviously going to try to smother connor, while nate is a lengthy boxer with slick submissions but not an aggressive takedown game. And lets be honest here; he Diaz brothers are never out of shape. Sure their weight may vary but they are always ready to go five rounds. It wasn't like Nate had to crawl off a couch like some fighters would have on such short notice.
This time around, Conor will be training with boxers that are bigger than him to get used to the size disadvantage that he clearly wasn't prepared for last time. And I have no doubt that he will put a lot of effort into his cardio, trying to ensure he can go at least 3 rounds before getting out of breath. Nate on the other hand, will probably train less on his stand up and look to take conor down, because he knows that conor still wont be a match for him on the ground.
This will probably be a very even fight with it all coming down to who prepared best. I kow that half of you (Freeanon from heemspeak) are going to be jerking off to the idea of nate subing conor again, but I really think either man can take this fight.
>>66495966
nice pasta m8
>>66495947
It is kinda sad how at this point NAte has had more success in the UFC than Nick did, but he is still kinda seen as nothing more than Nicks brother
Rate my new joke lads:
Estonia's head
>>66495966
thanks joe
>>66495966
you're a fucking retard if this isn't pasta bait.
conor never prepared for a specific opponent and he never brings in sparring partners, he just keeps his manlet harem around him.
>>66496004
No problem mke
>>66495996
http://strawpoll.me/7239644
http://strawpoll.me/7239644
guise i miss serb bro...
he was my favorite edgy european
What happens when sage "natty" northcuck taps to another non existant choke?
>>66496019
there you have it folks
Estonia vs Lithcuck is the worst /heem/ meme.
It's never happening because Estonia is scared.
>>66496009
>conor never prepared for a specific opponent and he never brings in sparring partners
excellent meme my friend
>>66496028
we'll get another 40 minute breakdown why it was a real chokey and we'll all take a big breath and say "He's only 20 lol"
>>66495966
>muh short notice
Conor has repeatedly said that opponent doesn't change his training, at one point in earlier interviews he couldn't name his fucking opponent.
His memes served him well but now they've turned against him.
>>66496009
Apparently you never saw that video where he brought in the mountain from game of thrones
>>66496061
'estonia is backing out' is the worst heem meme
>>66496081
conor also said ur a fag
>>66496090
Estonia nuthuggers are literally worse than mcnuggets fans
>>66496060
30-27
>>66496090
I kind of agree, because the meme wouldn't hold up in court
>>66496061
It is him or netherlandbreh
I will go to estonia and if I don't like the place Estonia chosen, we will go to other gym. Trainers there allow such fights or feuds and overlook them, so no worries.
It will probably end up me bloodying him up and we stopping the fight only to subsequently having a beer desu
>>66496125
what about polish krang?
>>66496146
Depends if he wants it too
>>66495600
wew, atleaet you have /heem/
>>66495002
getting injured sucks but it happens
it's different from a guy who's taking multiple fights outside of the division, he gets to keep the credit of having a belt without having to defend it at all while he's perfectly able to
>>66495994
idk senpai feels like he is more his own person now. my normie friends know him when only a couple knew about nick before
>>66495107
1, 3, 4, 2
JON JONES! THAT PENIS AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF!
>>66496114
delet now
>>66495600
top kek m8, I happened to see your country's educational ratings. was about too post, but felt too much lika a sociopath so I didn't.
>>66496209
I look forward to see what's that meme going to be after the fight so much.
Was GSP natty?
>>66496019
more excited for beet vs koksal desu
>>66496184
>ROIDING
>FOR
>THIS
>>66496170
heem is love, heem is life
>>66496184
you'd have less of a chance than lithcuck if I'm being honest. you are just one big meaty target.
>>66496236
GSP stands for GAS STEROIDS and PEPTIDES
>>66496184
Yes
Tbh you yourself know that isn't a fighter's physique. Way too stiff
>>66496236
As full natty brah as Shale
>>66496184
You look slow af
>>66496184
>wide womanly breeding hips
>recessed chin
>iphone
bruh
>>66496272
do you watch mma?
you realize many fighters are bigger including gsp
Me: 6'2" 225, no fighting experience but a long time athlete and lifter.
You: one clean unguarded shot anywhere you want, except for the nuts.
Think you could heem me?
/heem/ has got a solid stable of fighters now. atleast 5. could get a legit belt going
itd have to be openweight mind
>>66496294
I'd heem you stiff lad
Was Brendan Schaub natty?
>>66496291
wide hips is actually good for striking
why do people list the old thread? does anyone ever read them, why would i read 5 hour old cormier and schaub memes when i can read the same memes in the current thread
>>66496316
you know what it's really good for? receiving pic related
>>66496245
idk now desu, you bully MY BOY
>>66496184
you'd get fucked up tbqh bud
>>66496327
>implying anyone in heem has had sex
>>66496300
amateur heem brah is ducking me for the national statewide northern north carolina championship desu.
>>66496294
nah I'm way to light 4 u
You have like 110 pounds on me lol
>>66496294
here lad
>>66496184
on the gas desu
Leave literally who to me, sir!
>>66496293
Their muscles droop differently. It's hard to describe it, but everyone notices this stuff. Fighters need muscles that are looser, more dynamic, so their posture rarely has bent arms, muscles that already look like they are tensed up.
Now, you look more like a high grade wrestlefucker
>>66496333
sage honey get off 4chan its dinner time
>>66496332
ironically said it, lad. he's a good guy, didn't deserve to be blacked.
>>66496300
When are we starting a legit gym ?
We could be on TUF, like ATT vs Blackzilians
Like /heem/ vs Team Alpha Manlets
>>66496358
just some tren ace and test nothing much :^)
relatively old pic though about 8 months, about 4kg heavier sine then
>>66496373
he looks nothing like a wrestler (more like a typical juiced up gym-bro). the other ramblings I can agree with.
>>66496376
ok senpai, we're good xx. just for you other cucks, 29-28 lawlor, suck my dick desu
>>66496382
>
>A non-title fight WW rematch of a fight that had a decisive winner is headlining UFC 200
>>66496411
>a rematch of 2 complaining manlets is the co main
>>66496381
the ultimate heemer 1: Team Europe V Team USA
>>66496440
co main hasn't been announced yet
why do you guys not want a rematch? fronkshit will get his match if he beats aldo, I wanna see how diaz will dominate him with a full camp, will be bretty funny how to see if he heems him faster this time
>>66496184
No abs kek m9 shit body tbf mang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_200
Pick the winners of UFC 200 so far
>Conor
>Fronkie
>Cain
>Gastelum
>Moose
>Lauzon
>Gomi
>Sage
>>66496440
his eyes are looking different ways after Nate's 1-2
>>66496333
an americunt with a ferrari phone case. I call fake
>>66496459
the fans
>>66496465
>netherlands confirming he has down syndrome
lmao'ing at u right now lad
>>66496453
we WANT a rematch
we don't NEED one
>>66496459
oh fuck, Lauzon is in there, cool.
hey lads, got tapped like 5 times in no gi grappling by a guy who had trained a bit more, and he did it pretty roughly too.
i really want to fuck this guy up but at the same time i don't want to bring any bad aggression into the gym
what do?
>>66496459
Diaz
Aldo
Cain
Hendricks
Mousasi
Lauzon
Miller
Sage
>>66496459
>Nate
>Frankie
>TBA
>Hendricks
>Moose
>Sanchez
>Miller
>Sage
Reminder that our literal girl Rose is going to btfo Tecia
Conor will heem the fuck out of Nate you'd have to be retarded to think anything else.
He's a natural 170lb-er and he's going super saiyan for this bout. Bet the fucking house on McGregor.
>Sage fighting a litteral who at 200
Not sure what to think about that
>>66496481
>non zerg players
easiest way to spot a virgin 2bh
>>66496459
>northcuck on the card wew
Nate
Fronk
Travis
Gastelum
Gayguard
Sanchez
Miller
Northcuck
Filthy Tom fight announcement WHEN
>>66496442
>team USA misses weight everytime
easy win for us
Leave Netherland alone desu
At least he trains
>>66496480
become a full gi wanker
if he says no just say he ducked you
>>66496511
i don't like it desu, put paige on there tbqh, atleast she has muh heart, sage is a cuck
>>66496351
dude i have called you out so many times its pathetic
anytime, anywhere no training camp needed cuz i'm not a pussy like these "fighters" on /heem/
>>66496480
Put a pineapple in his gym bag
>>66496480
Call him out publicly on his steroid abuse
>>66496480
Join 10th planet on the side
you will be better than him in 2 months
>>66495722
Imagine living in the UK. There's literally a 50-50 chance your name is Muhammad.
>>66496479
he's not the same as he used to be
>>66496568
Ethered
>>66496568
>fake norway trying to talk shit
barely worth responding
>>66496530
>>66496565
BJJ schools are retardedly expensive tho fuck
>>66496459
>>Conor
>>66496568
Imagine being a Scandanavian woman. Literally a 50-50 chance you'll be gang raped by a group of men named Muhammad
>>66496580
thats the oldest flag in the world you're disrespecting
>>66496606
Shouldn't you be out delivering butter chicken, Achmed?
>>66496620
If only those punches did damage
lads very important poll
http://strawpoll.me/7240066
http://strawpoll.me/7240066
http://strawpoll.me/7240066
reply with your reason if you wish tbf
>>66494660
>what is RDA defending his belt post USADA
>>66496620
>>66496640
not gonna lie, conor countered pretty good and had some great movement until he ... didn't.
fucking nate takes the rematch tho
CONOR SHOOK
>>66496655
I literally train gracie so I picked that
Come in our gym in london any wednesday and mention heem and ill square up
I am literally best wrestler here and thus de facto the best fighter and all you fools would get funked up.
Lithuania?
Estonia?
You have got to be fucking kidding me. There has never been a good mma fighter from either of those countries and you are all cucks for encouraging these pussies.
>>66496680
10/10 webm
>>66496681
>a gracie squaring up
>>66496680
>please dont hit me again, please dont hit me
>>66496699
heem has a d3 college champ wrestler somewhere, he proved it too
>>66496680
>that breath
wew lad, this was only on a 10 day camp, nate is gonna fucking kill him kek
>>66496699
the wrestlefuck era is over
now is the era of spicy bangers, courtesy of lawler and diaz'
I could heem you
>>66496706
>6kb png
lmaoing @ ur life, you on a 10 mb a month data plan?
>>66496723
>there are "people" who think Hendricks won that "fight"
Anyone here can tell me anything about Enrique Marin aka "Wasabi" that is fighting the Bieber of UFC miss Sage Northcutt at UFC 200?
Only thing i know is that he is spanish, and maybe he is the first at UFC.
Btw where are the title fights? UFC 200 will be disapointing...
>>66496729
you couldn't even heem yourself my man
>>66496715
Really? Can you post proof? If that's true I take back what i said.
>>66496723
Is Lawler the new spice king now that Diego is officially over the hill? Matt Brown, Barboza and Tony Ferguson always put on a good show too
>>66496723
sad that this webm cuts off before herb goes "heeeey man the fights over"
fucking lawler is the gift to heem bros
if heavyweight didint have an upper weight limit would struve be undefeated GOAT?
>>66496730
8.2/10
>>66496744
He is a 0-0 guy with the same name as Ricky Martin. The literallyest of whos. Sage is being gifted another win after getting BTFOd by a guy named Bryan.
>>66496571
what do you mean by this?
>>66496768
he can't into bloodthirst so no
Honestly guys, I wouldn't mind going over to Estonia and duking it out. It's not far away at all from here & there are cruise ships that go between the two countries literally every day so logistically it's very possible. Boxing season is over soon as well so I'll have the entire summer to spare, I'd be free from competitions until late August.
i'm bored waiting on me weed to be delivered senpaitachi
any webm requests?
![WP_20150706_004.mp4_snapshot_01.25_[2015.09.11_23.40.00].png](https://i.imgur.com/St3GpXy.png "WP 20150706 004.mp4 snapshot 01.25 [2015.09.11 23.40.00]")
>people have a chance against me
I am unlike anything they have faced or trained against
>>66496723
Lawler has a wrestling base too you goof, he just started training striking earlier than hendricks.
>swedes in charge of wrestling
>>66496788
how is all stars treating you m8
if you are the same guy
>>66496763
Most fighters, when in danger, start playing it safe. Robbie just starts fighting harder. The guy does not know how to put on a boring fight.
You now remember how fucking scared of Nate Conor was.
>>66496783
i mean it's not cool anymore when he is on the card
>>66496788
SWEDEN FUCK YES
you can be estonias first title defence
>>66496781
Well, Sage is not in the position to fight a big name. Maybe in 2 years he will get big fights. Hes just Danas kid.
>>66496802
screencapped this so I could photoshop your KO'd face next to this post
toppest of keks lads
>>66496809
he uses his wrestling to keep the fight standing
gus can do that much
>>66496788
C-can you fight my manlet ass as an exercise first?
>>66496802
if the fight turns out to be too easy and hes gassed please heem him with a breakdancing move. you will become famous
>>66496768
yes definitely
>>66496802
Im 181 and 79 kg of pure muscle. I would beat you even drunk.
>>66496800
Mark Hunt vs Bigfoot I
compilation of Hunto's significant strikes
>>66496800
>tfw no thick karate gf
>>66496788
do it, we all know estonia won't show up
take it easy standing up on lithcuck tho, dont mess up his pretty face
>>66496820
I'm just left wondering how there's guys with better records in Bellator/WSOF/OneFC who haven't been signed, yet this random dude gets a ppv fight without having ever been in the cage before.
Question is, will Conor be as shook as he was?
>>66496763
Thanks for the WebM lad
>>66496800
i would like some kind of compilation of cyborgs T/KOS as ive never seen her fight and wikipedia says all her wins are heems
>>66496868
taking the rematch confirms it
>>66496480
Don't be such an angry virgin, let it was over you. Get better at BJJ so that it can't happen again.
Alternatively you could pay three mohammeds to fuck him up with a club or something
Everyone in the WW top 10 is ducking Mousasi
>i autistically come back to a place i am not wanted or liked
https://youtu.be/uDwraXBUHgs
UFC 200 prediction: Conor fights walking backwards and doesn't engage en route to a split decision victory courtesy of uncle Dana. The crowd boos and Conor says some stupid shit he wrote the night before and Ireland posters come back to /heem/
>>66496868
My honest guess is the fight will be much less spicy. Conor will stay at range and pick his shots, work kicks, and generally fight a safer fight. Nate will do what Nate does, never letting up and throwing confusing combos, ending in a lukewarm decision. Maybe it goes to McGreggor, maybe it goes to Diaz. But we will all lose.
>>66496883
alright bro, just gonna get better i guess
dislike rude guys in the gym tho
>>66496894
GODDAMNIT
************MW top 10************
>>66496879
conor looks so small in this webm
why does he wanna fight at 170
>>66496916
Id really like to see Bingbong-Mousasi
>>66496915
was he swedish? i cant imagine a swede being rude or rough
>>66496861
I was thinking that too... Maybe is for having the first spaniard or something like that... You know marketing and that shit.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDjao9rihik/
>TFW you will never be the one to give an oily, hands-on massage to both your boy and your wonderboy
>>66496810
It's all good. Been sick the past week but I'll be back on Monday. Been doing some Thaiboxing recently, feels good mang.
>>66496809
Sweden aren't actuall that bad at dat dere rasslin
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrestling_at_the_Summer_Olympics#All-time_medal_table_.E2.80.93_Greco-Roman_.E2.80.93_1896.E2.80.932012
>>66496915
ask him if he wants to spar boxing and go 100%
>>66496294
Lifting weights don't improve your chin m8
FEDOR WANTS TO FIGHT WERDUM FOR THE BELT
MAKE IT HAPPEN UFC!
>>66497004
He doesn't deserve it
Fedora is a can
>>66497004
ill rather watch fedor fight bigfoot
What is wrong with Sweden?
>>66497004
fedor would save ufc 200
>>66497011
no he's not
>>66496788
with that subpar boxing of yours? nigga pls. You are one-dimensional. While I'd heem in a boxing match only, I have 2 more dimensions to back up my boxing.
>>66496942
But where did they dig this bum up?
And if they want a can to feed to Sage, just put him on TUF. The aryan doughboy will go well with the cable crowd.
>>66497026
But he is
>>66496681
Which gym fuckboy?
Caption this
>>66497027
connor mcgregor of /heem/ right here bros
>>66497044
he would absolutely destroy all of the UFC's HW roster
>>66496681
Roger's?
>>66497046
Life in Germany 2016
>>66497020
his wrists
>>66497046
Justice
>>66494574
Conor is a lot more like Rashad, than he is like GSP.
>>66497057
>He would get destroyed by them
FTFY
>I'll eat your asshole alive you bitch!
What did he mean by this?
>>66497046
Will smith, kimbo slice and marlon wayens gangbang a another shaved ape
>>66497045
Wembley
Im there every wednesday
Come down and let me tuck you in for night night
>>66497061
I train at Rogers. I'm assuming he trains at Carlsons.
>>66497070
>implying Big Fat Ben Rothwell could beat the GOAT
heh tough luck norman
>>66497046
>"o-oh gosh, i hope i can fit all them in me at once"
>>66497079
I'll be there fucker. Nap, snap or tap, what's it gonna be?
>>66497088
He would gogo choke Fedora into a living death
>>66497079
>>66496788
Is anybody keeping a pastebin record of all these international feuds? We need one for posterity.
>>66497079
I live in Harrow mate, give me your address lmao
>>66497046
lincoln was wrong
>>66497100
>living in Harrow
I'd have heemed myself a long time ago desu.
>>66497057
He already got destroyed by the best and worst fighter currently on the HW roster.
>>66497087
I've started training jits at a 10th planet gym last year but then had to have a surgery and haven't trained since. Roger's looks great but its like 40 minutes on the tube from me
>>66497096
I don't know what a gogo choke is but I assure you that Fedor wouldn't get caught in it.
>>66495232
If I was White I would've force Holly to fight Borg at Catchweight.
>>66497121
>I don't know what a gogo choke is
Fucking casual
>>66497072
He meant that he intend to fuck this faggot till he loves him.
>>66497027
I enjoy being the underdog. That being said, do you have any footage of yourself? You've seen my fight but I have sparring footage as well. Let /heem/ decide who's the betting favorite. Don't be scared homie.
>>66497130
>I know what a gogo choke is
get him out of here! and take his remnants!
>>66496459
Literally 0 titles fights for UFC 200
>>66497114
post your gym
>>66497118
you should drop by for a session lad
>>66497149
>Fronkie vs Edgar for the interim title
>Robbie will defend his
>Maybe Cruz
>>66497154
yeah i might, need to start training soon and get in shape. maybe after finish my exams
>>66497166
Cruz is fighting at 199 m8
Thank you based mod for getting rid of that disgusting Arianny thread.
>>66497141
>taking estonia seriously
m8 the guy would literally piss himself if he was ever in a confrontation irl
have you seen his square ass head?
>>66497184
t.cuck
>>66497141
I posted pictures from some of my competitions earlier. I have some on video, but they are on VHS. I will record some of my bag work soon enough.
>>66497213
>Bag work
Come on now, you know as well as me that bag work proves literally nothing.
Who /spicy/ here?
>>66497166
Interim fights aren't real.
>>66496856
this desu :3
>>66497227
the only thing that proves anything is the match itself. just stay ready, sweden, so you don't have to get ready when you will be called out.
>>66497213
>vhs
>ESTONIAN TECHNOLOGY
>>66497173
post in here when you do, ill drop by and tap you once or twice
>>66497004
if nate gets injured throw fedor in
tell him get comfortable
lads, I just figured out why the fightpass python script wasn't working on certain videos (usually the single fight ones)
you should change this line
m = re.search("rel=\"image_src\" href=\".*?([0-9]+?)_.*?\.jpg\"", page_html)
to this
m = re.search("rel=\"image_src\" href=\".*?([0-9]+?)_.*?\.(jpg|png)\"", page_html)
>>66497268
reported to ufc
>>66497268
italy becoming a beast @ regular expressions
>>66497268
oh fuck off senpai
Boxing "swede" is not a swede
that's all for me folks
thanks
Will he ever fight for the title?
>>66497046
is that tracy mcgrady? she really looks like she has a blackpersons face but has a ton of makeup on to look white wew
>>66497062
>>66497089
kek
>>66497278
nothing illegal about it m8
>>66497280
It was really the user agent bit that had me stumped
Will he ever fight for the title?
>>66497288
for sure no
>>66497283
why m8?
>>66497268
what script ? To do what ?
>>66497300
we'll let the courts decide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NBq267_yTQ
>>66497303
As long as he doesnt have the worst ring rust ever he will beat the cuck and get a shot.
is anyone willing to bet with me on the big fight? i can put up to 100 on lithuania but i want good odds
>>66497303
If he beats Ferguson
>>66497318
script to view fightpass videos in external player and optionally download them
>>66497337
It's never going to happen
>>66497318
to illegally download fights from fightpass
>>66497300
it is actually illegal unless you have explicit permission from the UFC to do so
have fun in prison bud
>>66497337
i'm impressed you haven't blocked posters from those countries
>>66497337
I'll put a cheeky 10 on estonia by stabbing
>>66497337
i'll take that bet, i got the boxing swede who actually tranes ufc
>>66497288
he could be franklinweight champ
>>66497377
From here on out he is called the boxing iraqi
>>66497336
>get a shot
In fucking 2017?
Apparently Conor gets shot first.
>KGB suspended for being on the gas
ffs
>>66497396
Conor won't get the shot if he loses to Diaz again
>>66497154
Roger Gracie academy London
I'm there pretty much all day. Come get some.
>>66497249
>>66497213
It feels like you're ducking me already m8, but whatever. I compete regularly, I'll be ready. Since you won't show any footage of yourself, I'll start. Study it, I have a feeling you'll need it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJBfYaF5dAU
>>66497396
Says who? Khabib vs Tony is very soon and Conor already has a fight lined up for 200. Even though Dana is lying scum he has said Conor needs to go back to 145 after he fights Nate again.
So unless the "mindblowing news" is RDA fighting at 200 or something then it could possibly be announced not too long from now assuming Khabib still has it.
>>66496677
RDA is American though
>>66497442
I train at Rogers you goof, how's that white belt treating you?
>>66497459
no fill this thread up first
Janny will delete it 300 posts in like last time
>>66497506
>>66497442
ok grappling match tomorrow and tape it for heem
Post your boys
Robbie Lawler
>>66497552
both of you post proofs tbqhwy
Everyone who is not on team DC is literal cuck.
>>66496081
And you believed him
>>66497560
Ben Rothwell
>>66496091
OOOOH KEK
>>66497288
one day he may
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